This Tiny Guy Tried to TAKE My Stuff! | TAKELINGS HOUSE PARTY

We are the Takelings! You know when your headphone wire gets tangled and you don't know how it happened? We are the ones who do that, and now we've found a giant Jason's house... time to cause problems!
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[@chiakaoies]

4:48 Jason: You cant reach me!
Jess: *throws cup at him*
Jason: AAAAAA

[@princessrose9576]

That killed me so well
Jess is good at throwing

[@megandougherty1041]

Hah
You cant get me!
Throws cup
Okay maybe you can
Lolololol

[@pineapple6086]

That one was my favorite part I CANT STOP LAUGHING HELP

[@laceyyoung2797]

@@pineapple6086 same

[@pineapple6086]

@@laceyyoung2797 YAyYY twinS •^•

[@darylsdesigns6679]

4:50 Jason:”Jess, look up. You can’t reach me
Jess: throws a cup directly at Jason
Jason: sceams
Me:dying of laughter

[@krewfan_yoot4774]

Daryl Franklin, Jr. *4:50

[@serenabloodstreamdevil1319]

Lmao

[@benerrington5527]

It hit him in the head 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@benerrington5527]

R.I.P
Jason

[@kdug1878]

Same I laughed really hard to lol

[@wondrousgamer3930]

Jason: "You can't reach me~"
Jess: *Proceeds to yeet a cup at him*
4:49

[@ProbablyJoGuy2020]

Lmao

[@kat.6536]

4:13

[@kokhoonlow779]

00:12

[@kokhoonlow779]

lol it’s that time rn

[@fluffyrose3262]

Lmao

[@muffins1262]

Jason: **making random sounds**
Mac: *"He's got a fork and he knows how to use it!"*

[@muffins1262]

@@Zaphinah999 oh god- i just realized how wrong that sounds- WELP. YEET YEET DIRTY MIND-

[@poptart-kun7561]

Aphmau liked your comment!!!

[@muffins1262]

@@poptart-kun7561 yesh....I is shooketh. senpai noticed me-

[@poptart-kun7561]

A smol uwu can I sub to you? Ok thaaaankssss!!!

[@muffins1262]

@@poptart-kun7561 uwuz

[@MagicEmYT]

"Its my job to make sure these little guys suffer"
I'm getting some major S6 vibes 😂😂

[@e.t6271]

Ahhh, don't remind me!

[@mariealaba4160]

**inhales** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@munchii935]

Why do I keep seeing you, girl! XD sup my fellow Gacha friend.

[@elliephant__5926]

What headset does she use ??

[@poppylillianmoonva8009]

Aphmau liked it

[@joeymccarthy2260]

Jason: “You can’t Reach me!! You can’t Reach me!!”
Jess: *Yeets the cup right at him*
Me: “YES!! DON’T UNDERESTIMATE SHORT POTATOES!!

[@wowarcaft01]

oh yea the scene from star wars

[@malillanyrodriguez422]

Hey

[@ashyamivelitii1305]

Aphmau: NOT HERE
Me: welp time to go.

[@katiepotter4036]

LOL, I thought moeka was aph at first

[@dorkyleaf2290]

@@katiepotter4036 same lol

[@conniesaez101]

Same

[@serenabloodstreamdevil1319]

Yeah

[@Riceart]

LMAO XD I WAS GOING TO LEAVE BUT I KNOW THIS IS JESS’S CHANNEL SO THERE IS ALWAYS JESS

[@kweenkiki4238]

Jason: “I used to be big but now I’m a little person”
Me: “don’t worry Jason, I’m sure you’re still big”

[@mayamckinney8509]

Katherine Xiong yeah me too..💀

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

magnum dong

[@mayamckinney8509]

HauntedDragonGaming _ 🙃 more babies omg😂

[@stoppedposting8239]

@Katherine Xiong ?

[@brotherzlox5115]

Down there...

[@clydetacobell4368]

When aphmau was the head I was like oh my Irene 😂

[@angelapowers4489]

I see what you did there, quick question do you know wings of fir?

[@zadescycle._.2217]

*Gulp*

[@caitlynnharrington9928]

me too

[@cward3821]

@@zadescycle._.2217 E

[@DanaDDixon]

@@angelapowers4489 muimuimimum

[@gasmocorgi6158]

Jason: I abused people
Me: O_O

[@serenabloodstreamdevil1319]

GamerCorgi :3 that was my reaction!
Lmao

[@bbysiea]

Its: She abuses people

[@sadaffle]

What the HELLLLLLL

[@lakaliaedwards2645]

Early squad where u at first one
👇

[@whimoffate]

ye

[@mahimahi-zf4uh]

BeagleBluebird :D yeah seeing as I’m a few hours late ;-;

[@adayasapp6794]

5 hour late sqwad

[@violesoul6476]

"Hey guys! Aphmau NOT HERE!" -Jess 2019 ;-;

[@baconsoup1864]

Oh no! Where is she?!?!

[@jfel2429]

Yeah where is she

[@tracyvivian5183]

Idk

[@elsagavebirthtofeet]

Umm where she its

[@captainflameheart2562]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@llllll6811]

Jason: Jess you know how it feels to be a little person once
Also Jason: Actually guys I think she is a little person inside
Me: XD

[@krystalwheeler5172]

I love your shows

[@mythicwolf06xx90]

Kestin: is this were you steal the Declaration of Independence
Me: why do you want to steal the Declaration of Independence

[@Lavenderfrostt]

Uve never seen that movie have u

[@Lavenderfrostt]

Its national treasure, nicholas cage starred in it

[@stoppedposting8239]

@@Lavenderfrostt haha i remember watching that in social studies

[@Lavenderfrostt]

@@stoppedposting8239 same

[@jessicafranks2543]

COPS!!! AREST KESTIN!!!!

[@ItzPorridge]

yay! Another talkings episode! Can you do another one?
(Just asking :3)

[@michxrd]

I'm asking asking!! PLEASE!!!

[@jessicafranks2543]

don't you mean takelings

[@PandaLuluBear]

Jess: “YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!?! YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!?!” Kestin: “No!”

[@user-wy6ro7js3k]

My name is lulu 😁😁 LOL 😂😂😂😂

[@lilypainter666]

Lulu Heninger oh lol 💜🥰😘🥺😭❤️💋😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺😘❤️💋❤️💋🥰🥰🥰💜

[@allendoesarts1610]

I SIAD THAT AS IT PLAYED THAT PART XD

[@RandomDoggo765]

I LOVE WAFFLES OOOOOOOOOO YEAH

[@robinjenkins5010]

@@user-wy6ro7js3k y. E H

[@baconsoup1864]

6:23 and that, my friends, is how Jess made Zane-Chan

[@ozalavezos475]

I'm glad someone else saw that lol

[@5.alex.c.m.167]

Yay

[@Kit269]

Yay

[@sm00thies86]

When your so early that there’s only 21 likes and no comments

[@NickyTheWolf]

NOWWWW YOU HAVE 21 LIKES

[@jessicafranks2543]

and 2 comments

[@jedi_jawa]

Does jess sing the songs like you'll be on my mind

[@TippyTumblelina]

8:50
“You should not do this...”
(Aphmau slowly draws the nail guns closer)
*Bap bap bap*

[@jasonneveau2891]

*PEW PEW*

[@hannahabeni4849]

Who's EARLY
👇🏽

[@Nyonnyy]

Me but not really

[@75candee]

Hannaha

[@misfortune834]

I'm not

[@ryry7335]

Me
AND IM NOT LIKEINDMG THIS sorry

[@lozg4andfallengames307]

Not me

[@xox_sammii]

5:17
Aphmau: YOU WANT WAFFLES! 😂😂

[@strangexperson2871]

Early I clicked on this as fast as I could 🥰😂❤️💜

[@xxcoolkittyxxlove325]

Jason: you can't reach me
Jess: throw cup
Rip
Jason got
killed by
a cup.
~2019~❤️🙏

[@jenzy3154]

Aph:“I’m just tryna make some soup”,
Bowl: *gets yeeted*.

[@jedi_jawa]

Does aph sing the songs?

[@ruza6873]

I'm dying XD
Jason: YOU CAN"T GET ME!
Jess: *throws the cup at him*
XD

[@SamOnPawzz]

Yea that was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@schrodingerscat7836]

Aphmau: *amazing aim*
Jason: *has fork*
Kestin: *is now a waffle*
Mac & Moeka: *doing the best they can*

[@LillianVanderstappen]

Aphmau is the best. I just love her 💜

[@dark_angle1657]

Jason: You CANT get me >:3
Jess: *hits him with cup*😂😂

[@sky_3121]

13:22 WHAT DID MOEKA SAY?? Sounds like the F BOMB 😲😂🤣

[@paxgallery6646]

Jason: stabs jess' hand
Also jason: "Okay so jess is the mean one"

[@lalunenomikoto]

OMG 18 MINUTES AGO YAAAAS

[@thebonk_]

Jess: *_I’M TRYNA MAKE SOME SOUP!_*
*WACC SMACC ATTACCS JASON*
Distant narrator in background:
And that,is how a wild Aphmau is when she cannot cook the food on the UA-cam videos.
(OG fans will understand)

[@xxasherxxxxthedemonxx6678]

When im bored or sad i watch your vids and your vids is what makes me. Happy!

[@selka3568]

2nd comment UwU I’M GONNA DEDICATE MY LIFE TO WORK WITH APHMAU! Love ya!

[@lynnleyjackson6405]

4:41
Jason: Jess u can't reach me, you can't reach mere
Jess Mind: Savage time ÒwÓ
Jess: YEET **Savagly throws cup at Jason and knocks him out*

[@unstablesalami]

Me: *makes King Julien sculpture*
My sister: Why? Why do this?
Me: Because.

[@korey3810]

Jess:My wife
Jason:Who's your wife
Jess: O_O
Me:and at this moment Jess knew she f*** up
😂😂😂😂

[@Sage21-bx6yz]

2024 anyone?

[@PlayerOne58]

Me

[@chrisbree5878]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee34&55(

[@Enzo_Devil113]

Meeeee✨

[@Cloud564-p8w]

Aug 2024 18th

[@cosmickitty3457]

Omg 7:23 Kestin is pretending to be William Shakespeare! I just noticed that!
8:28 Jess starts dancing and dabbing. 😂😂😂
16:10 Yassss! Jess won!

[@CutieCow04]

Aaron:" you can't reach me"
Aphmau: Throws cup and hurts him" lmao😂

[@ziatheweirdo5350]

*A A A A A* -

[@karambittekken5678]

When Jason
took the fork: HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

[@galaxyguy4399]

Jason:*takes rings* me: LADYS ARE NOT TOYS!!!!!!

[@ccometofu3464]

Jason: Jess~ you cant reach me~~!!! you cant REACH MEEEE!!!!
Jess: **_throws a cup at him_**
me: **DIES OF LAUGHTER**

[@jennn1268]

3:33 me when I see a Roach

[@itsk8235]

Doesn't everybody love this game I LOVE THEM ALLLLLL
YYYAAASSSS

[@sen5967]

Who likes everything of Aphmau’s videos✌🏻💕
👇🏻

[@Kit269]

I do

[@sithulisiwemthimkhulu4271]

Jason, Kestin, Mac and Moeka: *planing in the box*
Jess: *2:28* Imma just let this happen I guess
Me: *dieing of laughter*

[@AngelicMochii_]

Aphmau : “ HEY GUYS APHMAU- NOT HERE!”
Me : *Excuse me but what?”

[@melanie5116]

I love it and I love your videos

[@Kit269]

Same

[@melanie5116]

😄

[@ariellin1572]

4:51 Jason’s scream makes me laugh so hard every single time I see it 😂

[@bangtanfan4813]

Ariel Lin dude seriously though😂😂

[@thecreativepersonn]

It looks like this is Aphmau’s 3,000th video! Congratulations Jess!!!🎉

[@summerbreeze1204]

I love the fact of the height difference with Jess and Jason when they play on the VR😂

[@krewfan_yoot4774]

3:33 *Aphmau Casually bashes Moeka with a bowl*

[@summerbreeze1204]

I love the fact that Jess and Jason height clearly shows the difference when they play lol 😂😂love you both

[@mythicwolf06xx90]

Swinging a fork in circles is how you use a fork?
That game is violent

[@Wolf-ok9nm]

I’m first I’m last i clicked this fast

[@mahimahi-zf4uh]

White Wolf Sky you aren’t last?

[@michxrd]

Nice rhyme

[@Wolf-ok9nm]

꧁Magic Cat꧂ it was a rhyme i wanted to say and it means you are last sometimes :)

[@michxrd]

@@Wolf-ok9nm aww that I kinda sad but also kinda happy at the same time :3

[@Wolf-ok9nm]

KitKat Lycanrock :3

[@donotdisturb5173]

I love this game! XD

[@chattingpoopgamer8474]

Jess: OOOHH that's what I get for being nice to you.
Also Jess the same round: Beats Kestin with a bowl, then yeets him out of the map*
Very nice Jess. :D

[@nelliedamm9400]

You guys gotta keep playing this!!!! Its sooo funny😂

[@sirduckieys]

kestin and jason making random noises
*makes life worth living*

[@gachagalaxy6906]

Jason:HEY JESS LOOK UP
Jason:YOU CANT REACH ME YOU CANT REACH ME
Jess: throws cup at face
Jason:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@royburkett8158]

Jason:"Jess you can't get me." Jess:"throws a cup at his face" Me:dies of laughter

[@kokichis..pantabottle2406]

❤️ Love y’all have a good day

[@GachaLife-hz9ms]

that moment when your early
*and dont know what to comment*

[@halledube4893]

Yas

[@Kit269]

Tots

[@nekoh07]

Reeeeeeeeeee, I’m just early and didn’t know what to say

[@laceyyoung2797]

OMG 4:39 is so funny!!

[@Shadow8332]

Day 145 of trying to be pinned by Aphmau.

[@lisabryant2205]

Yep same here

[@lisabryant2205]

Yep same here

[@lisabryant2205]

I've waited longer

[@lisabryant2205]

But yeah

[@maryking1828]

I have never...

[@Angel_Channel_]

Is so funny then she throw a cup at that small red guy xD xD I can't stop laughing GOD! XD xd xd xd xd

[@Aphmau_toh]

Aaron

[@ςλτ]

4:46 Me whenever one of my friends teases me for getting a lower grade

[@NadiaK.0921]

My friends teasing me for being short xD

[@benerrington5527]

Yay another one
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@bangtanfan4813]

Jess’s best laugh ever at 10:49

[@chloehess8632]

MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@maliabybee4403]

Me when I see that Jess liked someone’s like...
The Queen has honored you

[@Dan1verseYT]

When Jason spins all I can think is ...
Jason: *spins*
Me: YOU SPINES ME ROUND. Right round..

[@echoedstars807]

**when Jason goes crazy and into being his character last time and Aphmau is calm this time**
Huh. She just smacked 'em with a bowl

[@eriskhaos7311]

Tarantula The SandWing and HE beats the snot out of them XD

[@animechic1903]

Heyo nice video 👋👍

[@Kit269]

Hi

[@xsaraluce6302]

I laughed so hard while watching this video, the first round where Jess didnt care and just started smashing everyone with cups and bowls😂😂

[@Emma-zm5el]

And when Aaron was doing the fork helicopter, that so funny😂😂😂😂

[@zanuai9729]

I feel like this is a good game for Jess to release her stress by chucking cups at everyone lol

[@sandrakaminska3571]

I love it uwu

[@Acenatic_]

This is the most I’ve laughed in a while, thank you Jess 🤣

[@moniquebizer3245]

I hope for you video so much can you organize the sky to me

[@casual_VOX_cosplayer]

Me too XD

[@esabellaedwards-gs9xc]

Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cloudthefurry8300]

Jason: jeeeess look up here you can reach me u can reach me
Jess: *throws cup at him*
Jason: you cant- AHHHH
*Jason falls*

[@spirtyt5390]

Just for a sec.
Imagine Cris as the big person.

[@cocopuffs_yt6114]

4:50 Jason: YOU can’t get me! Jess Aphmau:throws cup •^•. Jason:Screeeeeeeetches. Aphmau:laughing to death

[@XxChloe_xX]

When you’re one of the first people and you rush so you don’t know what to say so all you say is hi 😅

[@lol_its_me_im_here7853]

I just got back from going out and I saw this was uploaded and I was like YAASS let meee seee😂😂

[@silvernado8644]

Jess unknowingly throwing Jason on the top shelf and then throwing a cup at him was hilarious.

[@funtimegamer2306]

Im completely dieing of laughter! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@Aixmfj]

When Aaron said” you can’t reach me you can’t reach me” and then path mouth through the cup and hit him directly made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe for two minutes

[@inotsabree6842]

Hi

[@Kit269]

Hi

[@cjhall8695]

Can we just take a moment to praise Jess ability to hit things! 😂

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

smol bois

[@SoApparentlyINeedAHandle]

I find so much joy in seeing Jess violently torturing her friends

[@pearlkora]

same tbh..

[@salomelora9039]

yes i agry

[@kaiyasurf9010]

Sadly no more content like this

[@monicabritton1681]

I got the pumpkin cat and it is sooo cute!!!!!Thank u!!!😻😻😻

[@heavenlyangel2343]

Did anyone else here monke say “F you”

[@jessicafranks2543]

I don't know why he said that

[@moshymoshonmate1969]

I bet u are a beautiful singer as the end of your video

[@aelyna.t.l.8755]

I just lost it when Aphmau started sniping everyone with mugs 😂

[@hdsisters1048]

Did anyone else notice I think Moeka cursed when Aphmau called them rats
13:23
Moeka- YeA F***K yOu
🤣 I’m dead but seriously tho I think she did