My Suicidal Dog
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- Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
- Django is a crazy little bastard with an apparent death wish. We're not sure if he's suicidal or just exhibiting the typical recklessness of youth...
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"doctor, i think my dog is suicidal"
"sir, sorry to say this but... looks like hes just stupid"
Diagnostic: retardation in dog
@@r.m.6357 ok
@@amogus2451 ok
@Noel Peralta ok
@@glendagerena9787 ok
'Django is like a teenager'
Suicidal.
Honestly fax
Oh...
OH NO
Relatable
Or like a ReddRedditors sense of humor
*Cringe self diagnosed "depressed" suicidal Teenager
BRO WHEN HE TRIED TO DROWN HIMSELF, “there he goes 🙄” LMFAOOO
dog: *pees*
owner: the dogs trying to dehydrate himself
Not funny didn't laugh
@@roachfacesrs5270 did you really have to say that
Funny did laugh
@@AlpineRR26 say?
@@moelester3062 reply/type/respond/give a response you get it :)
that's a Minecraft dog right there. Always trying to find a way to kill itself...
Second you tame it, it just disappears
Ikr
It’s like they can’t help but beeline towards fire any time they see it
Seriously, i was building a high building and put a bed in the corner before i out walls down and he walked over there and started dancing on it. I had to make him sit and i did right before he jumped off. Red why are you upset? Is it bc i gave Blue the rest of the beef? (Yes i name my dogs based off the color of their collar)
@Tyrel Hansen irl that would get you in jail lmao. But that would happen with me too, i just leave mine outside even during rain and storms and snow. But when hes off the leash hes following me building tall buildings and walking around in lava filled caves and swimming to the bottom of the ocean. Now thats abuse, but its Minecraft so we're fine.
"He even got so desperate he tried to kill himself in the unorthodox ways"
😂😂😂😂😂
That had me dying
Me
Thats probably the most i laughed at a youtube video
@Chadwick Boseman i-
Dog: goes outside
Owner: He's trying to get skin cancer
thats the joke
🤣🤣🤣
“When that didn’t work, the damn dog tried to give himself a haircut with the boat propeller”
“I’m 6’3, also a paratrooper...this cat’s brutal”
Cats are the scariest things but also the cutest and the kindest
@@yolomab yup
@Doodel 👀
@@yolomab Take the kindest back please.
@@yolomab Read more
I like this dog honestly. No matter how stupid or suicidal people think that he is, he’s always living life to the fullest. Most dogs just like laying around.
you are thinking of cats, most dogs i ve met, if not trained, are really playfull and jumpy
Hypenotyk No, dogs can be like that too. Most dogs I’ve met are a mix between jumpy and lazy. All of my dogs usually just sit around and do nothing, and there’s not much to do about it.
Connor Savage that means ur cat be on cat nip🤭
Derpy Bread Cats you live in an unusual place
My dog is both
Dog: craps
Man: *he's trying to push out his organs*
Lmao
owner: makes a funny compilation of his dog
viewer: goes to the comment section and tries way too hard to be funny
Fr
underrated comment XD
everyones a fucking comedian these days
best one
You mean like you?
This man could make a documentary about walnuts and i would watch it
Walnuts are the most interesting nuts imo
@@dentred7185 same. "The evolution of walnuts" would be a pretty cool documentary.
walnuts for life 🥜❤️
oh wait that’s a peanut emoji nevermind
but still
@Berry Beast because it is
Sign: "Suicide is NEVER the answer!"
Dog: *That sign won't stop me because I can't read!*
@Chadwick Boseman You're already dead
@@aaronkeith6370 Yoooooo, that’s rad💀
@@jacobtaylor947 ._.
Aaron
?
Dog: swims in the water
Owner: hes trying to drown himself
He was being sarcastic and joking about it
@@roachfacesrs5270 chill bro ur not that guy
“Dog sits down on the grass”
Owner: My dog tried to burn himself alive with the sun
HAAA LOL
LMFAO!
comments trying too hard to be funny
@@jimmy4082 amoungua
@@jimmy4082 unscramble the words.... rouy hte usyss kaba
Owner: play dead
Django: *who's playing?*
Lmfaooo
Whaleisha oh nooo lmao
LMAOO
😂😂😂
Life threatening danger: Exists
🐶: *Its free real estate*
Batman And Robin 😂😂😂🤣🤧💀
idk why, i feel like this is the only time i actually laughed at this kind of meme layout
good job man
I
Haha lol XDDD
Dogs are such stupid creatures.
I love how he's so chill about the dog falling in the water "There he goes" LMFAO I CANT 😭💀
Dog : *plays with water hose*
This guy: hes trynna die
thats the joke
@melon water the video is a joke
@melon water the guy in the video is joking
When he said "Jango's like a teenager" I thought he was gonna say "He has no will to live"
LOL mood
same lol
i laughed so hard at this to the point where i farted lmao
Its called Django, the D is mute.
iTs aCuTuaLY dJAngO
Dog: eats his food
Man: then the dog tried to choke himself with the food
I was definitely not cackling my ass off the whole video. This is serious stuff guys
The recommendations have brought us together again my friends
How did u kno
Indeed
Is this the dude who killed a cayote
Ee
Yup
Dog: (Falls of sofa)
Owner: he tried to break his own legs
thats the joke
Dangerous place: *exists*
Dog: *Y'all mind if i die*
Archerfish Johns you’re really funny actually my friend
*gets rescued*
Dog: wanna see me do it again?
Right this is straight abuse to the dog and i would understand if he wanted out wtf
Huh? If the dog was abused he wouldn't really love the owner as much as this dog shows. It's probably stupid or at worst. A mental disorder.
Oof
The dogs not *Suicidal* nor *Stupid* He just too smart for us to understand, he prob know where Aqua man is and think we dumb.
What joke? This is clearly factual
Mantis Xeno *It Indeed Is A Fact*
lol
The (this is a joke) ruined the joke
@Spirit Echø what was his old unedited comment? I think maybe he changed it?
Dog: **Runs around a lot and plays**
Owner: He tried to make himself so tired to bring himself to a coma
obviously you guys don’t get the fact this is just meant to be funny, he doesn’t literally think his dogs suicidal…
*when all that didn't work, he tried to drown himself"
I'm dead
*edit*
It's been two years and I still don't understand why this comment got the attention it did
Rip
@@Chuckvsfrank1232 yeah lol
Kill Switch I think he tried to jump on the horn
@@Chuckvsfrank1232 hopefully
XXX Tinct x did
he isn’t suicidal, he just likes living like larry
Y E S
LIVIN LIKE LLLLAARRRRRYYYYYYY 😤😤😤🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
this, i like this
😭😭😭
I love the way he just cassually jumps off the boat
"Woh..oohh there he goes"
Like that's the classic line every time he tries to die himself
RIP Marky Mark
Alex RIP
Rest In Peace Marky Mark : (
Fuck sake I got recommended that video yesterday and I got this today. #FuckCoyotes
RIP
F
Dog: exist
Cat: finally a Worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
Owner: "Are you alright?"
Dog: "I just wanna die, man."
dangerous and deadly circumstances: exist
dog: *it's free real estate*
Lol 🤣
omg I’m finally the 1k like lol wow
Fuck off with this bullshit you pleb waste of skin
This is serious
@@Kadunkpsh you mean seriously dumb
dog: plays with rope toy
owner: he tried to hang himself
IDEK WHY I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS LMAO
sayori theme started playing
@@owi8375 oh god no the flashbacks
Levi pfp??
dog found the owners gun
owner: he tried to shoot himself
At what point did they decide… “yeah we should buy pet insurance for him”
Dog: Hey owner, can I swim?
Also dog: Ight.
Owner: My dog tried to drown himself.
I think he's just reckless, and has too much energy
Jirred Vang Yeah and the antler thing could have been prevented. Dogs love opening their mouth at the hose when it’s on, and to have it on while pouring it into a bucket with antlers in it was asking for trouble. The dog was focused on biting the water not trying to kill itself with the antlers. They could have put the dog inside while filling the bucket with antlers or elevated the bucket.
r/wooosh
contaminated human being no
legend.b huh
contaminated human being unnecessary r/wooosh
Dog: Hears something
Owner: He tried to blast his eardrums
Okay calling him suicidal aside this dog is adorable he’s so funny
Life: exists
dog: im gonna end this whole mans career
LMAOO99
*this mans whole
@@toadb stop correcting people
Minty Leaf Kun he did it ONCE and he trying to help so shut up
@@toadb im not english sorry mr perfect i hope this fail didnt make ur eyes bleed u fuking grammar nazi
Dog: breathes air
Owner: He’s trying to inhale toxic gases
500th like 👍🏾
Then tried to choke himself by eating.
100% of creatures who breathe oxygen die
literally
@@VespertilioGiganticus you are laughing but oxygen is, in fact, the reason why cells decay. The fact we use oxygen to breathe is the reason why we die of old age. Well... that and cell replication limits and errors when replicating... but.. still oxygen is responsible for cells dying over time.
don't stress it man he's in creative mode
Dog: *getting some sticks*
Owner: My dog was trying to stab himself with a stick.
Dog: **having fun and making some unfortunate or miscalculated jumps**
Owner: *This dog is suicidal*
Bro ngl tho my dog does this stuff too
@@Cdog-vl3gk and?
@@Markus-ht5zy Idk. My dog has almost died a couple times? What do you want, it’s a stupid comment I didn’t even remember why I made it.
@@Cdog-vl3gk lol
R/whooosh
Nobody:
UA-cam Recommendations: My Suicidal Dog
I saw it after watching his other vid
HAHAHAHA ALOLOLOOL ME TOO OMG SAAAAAAEM LOOOOOOOOL OMG WE ARE LIKE THA SAME OMGA SHAHAHAHAHA OOOLS SLOMG RELATAABLE SKSKSKSKSKSK
Dw i got it in my recommended
I think its bc i wrote in a comment "Dog Banana"
@@colon3maxxing i the oh ok yeah stop what.
dog: *barks at other dogs*
owner: hes getting involved with gang violence
I had a lab that ran to the front of my car as I was pulling it in! Not an abnormal thing they just get excited to see you. That is why it is important to pay attention. Of course accidents happen. Glad it didn't keep him from having fun. He just has a lot of energy in him. I did 20 minute check ins for a dog like that who had a bunch of energy. It was a fairly small house but they had this awesome back yard for her to just run around everywhere before coming back in.
2:49
*FETCH ME THEIR SOULS*
Hello
yo where’d your ragdoll comp videos go
LMAOOO
Your here too bed
@@bishopbishop3280 yoo wassup pepsi man
dog: *having fun*
owner: anyways he started committing suicide
thats the joke
@@jimmy4082 what… oh you’re copy and pasting this on almost every comment
@@userious9534 because nobody understands that the whole video is a joke
@@jimmy4082 they do understand it’s a joke 😕
dog: going for a swim
*dog 1 second later* :dammit hooman why did you pul me out of the water
"He even tried to pull the trigger on my desert eagle"
XD
@Chadwick Boseman fuck off thanks
@patherat ikr like seriously.
“Tried to eat fire”
Dog: *barks at police siren passing by
Owner: "He's trying to get himself shot"
It's all good. The dog isn't black
@@mattmroz2182 yall is wild
@@mattmroz2182 u have no sympathy
@@mattmroz2182 some of it is
@@kappa8290 its a joke calm down
“Never slowed him down”
*Charges at cat*
I always come back to this video atleast twice a year
Same, been doing it for about 4 years. This and the Marky Mark one too
Sir, that voice, these stories. I'm going to need you to make a documentary with your voice over lapsing it on your life for me to watch. Sign a deal with netflix and lets make it happen.
I somehow read your comment in a asmr whispering voice. :/
YES
Yes
Since when has Twitter helped strike up a Netflix deal
I can be the editor if ya'll need one
Next video: Gjango lost an eye!
Everyone: Not surprised....
"I'm pretty sure this is the dog equivalent of jumping off a bridge"
Dangerous areas and dangerous situations: *Exists*
Dog: AH A WORTHY OPPONENT
Me.
*Our battle will be legendary*
That clash will be bigger than thelegend27 and noobmaster69 battle
@@Blue-qu1nf thought I was trippin, I knew the original post was a kung fu panda reference lmao. Nice follow up 👍🏾
Lmao
I gasped when he jumped on the deer antlers 😂😂
The K Channel I feel like he should have seen that coming. I know the dog was a bit mad but let’s be honest.. that’s poor judgement from the fella 😂
I'm just glad the dog was okay hahaha
@@harrys2343 More like every single thing on this video, just letting crazy dog run behind car, free in the boat, playing with the hose?
@CrispyArt You can't expect high energy dog to just stop playing with the hose in 1 second without saying anything, owner should know this. And i doubt slipping off the boat was pleasant experience for the dog.
@CrispyArt It's bad when owner thinks it's dogs fault for getting in that kinda situations
Kids: I hope he lives a long life
Dog: and I took that personally
He’s not stupid he’s just care free
That dog is definitely "unchained."
XD i get it
oof
only americans would understand
referance to the song?
@lily xola DJANGO UNCHAINED, its a good movie about how a slave is made free by a German and then they go try to free his wife who is still a slave.
Would recommend watching.
dog: does dog things
owner: so anyway he started attempting suicide
Stfu
@Mr Panda triggered?
Great, yep, you ruined the joke, please keep going
Is called click bait
@@noeibarra9709 it's called a joke😂
"i'm 6'3", and an ex paratrooper, and this cat is brutal"
best thing in the internet right here
The recommendations of UA-cam have connected us back together once again
"How'd your dog die?"
"Well you see he uh... got impaled on some deer antlers"
"Oh my god thats horrible! I had no idea deer attacked dogs!"
"Oh no, the the deer was already dead"
"What"
O h
underrated
😂😂
My God lol true
lol. Yep ,seriously could see that happening..lol
Dog :farts
Owner: He tried to gas and poison himself
let me give you a tip be funnier next time no problem
@@jimmy4082 let me give u a tip shut the fuck up
@@addie8080 let me give you a tip oh wait i dont have to cause you took the words right out of my mouth
@@jimmy4082 I thought I told u to shut up
@@addie8080 maybe you need to shut up and stop acting stupid just type you its 3 letters you pile of lard
you know the cats brutal when an ex-paratrooper is scared
The cat that was killed by coyote's, poor cat
Dog is on a boat*
Dog´s brain: " Do it "
Dog: YEET
Dog-Boss seems sad
Boss-*hasn't caught a fish all day and is sad
Dog-i can make boss laufgh and be happy and have something to talk about
Dog- ill do anything to make boss happy, yeet
UA-cam: hey it's been 3 years wanna see a suicidal dog?
2.2 Million people: *yes why not*
Mood
I just ruined your balance of 666 likes
Also, I watched this video like, two year ago??? I was so happy to see it in my recommendations
Ay im the 1k like
fax
yes
dog: *sees cat food and eats it out of curiosity
owner: he tried to blind himself
thats the joke
*Nobody:*
*UA-cam:* The suicidal dog
Wow thanks for being so original I’ve never seen this comment before.
@@JimsyFlimsy so my comment is not unoriginal? Fuck
Look, i know what you mean but it is a good thing and i dont want youtube to take these way unoriginal fucktarded comments meant to get likes, wich is ultimately pointles, seriously.
@@JimsyFlimsy lmao
Geez, we get it just enjoy the damn video.
Dog: eats chocolate
Owner: he tried to poison himself
Chocolate isn't good for dogs, so that statement wouldn't be wrong
@@killerstrikegaming2093 do dog know that?
@@berran3459 he'd still technically be poisoning himself. Dog doesn't need to know for it to be a fact. I wasn't trying to kill a joke but chocolate is pretty much considered poison to dogs, you can look it up yourself too.
@@killerstrikegaming2093 I know it is but the dog wouldn't willingly be trying to kill itself.
@@berran3459 That wasn't the point i was putting across tho. I just think its good people know that as dog owners.
he tried to drown himself: `dog having the life jacket on"
“Plenty of enthusiasm and no regard for the consequences” good old Jango
dog: playing in the water stream
owner: "i'm pretty sure this is the dog equivalent of jumping of a bridge"
I’m still crying about the cat.
R.I.P marky mark
What happened?
@@kenm6669 got eaten by a coyote, check the other vid
You know, it's a LONG TIME ago.. haha
Didnt he shoot the coyotes or something lol?
Jerryme Cruz what other video? do you have a link to it?
he lives every second like he wants it to be his last
"the rest of his litter got eaten by coyotes"
there you have it. one of his first lessons in life was to be ready to fight and die and that life can end at any moment. crazy way to start life.
The way he narrates is like he’s doing a documentary on his suicidal dog lmao love it
yes
yes
yes
@Chadwick Boseman 🖕 shame
yes
dog: stupid
Owner: makes a joke
youtube: the owner is stupid
comments: make jokes
you: can't take jokes
Reminds me of a kid saying “ watch this trick “ then messed up the trick and ended up embarrassing themself .
bro, i actually thought this whole video was serious, OMG HAHAHA 😂😭
It is
It is dude
Your profile picture is a disgrace
@@pkm4chinegun it really is a disgrace
AestheticEmmah that really made you mad huh? Pussy
"𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗋𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗆𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿" omfg😂😂
Above& Beyond. Really that’s not funny he has a good life.
How's that funny ?
He just likes water and wanted to swim like a normal dog. I don’t he even think wanted to drown himself. Y’all taking this too deep.😂
Not funny.
They needa get him checked out but to me I think he’s addicted to water and it’s the cutest thing bro
I always come back to this video
I love how endearingly the owner cusses out his puppo when his puppo does something stupid.
I thought this was gonna be sad
So glad I was wrong
I did too
What a damn relief..
Frederick same bro
@ No it didn't, I'm pretty sure this video was made for joke purposes and that the dog was just a goof ball and found several ways to get himself hurt when he was just trying to have fun.
@@maybe_ryan This is what professionals classify as a 'good boy'.
The most Quiet cat vs dog fight i’ve ever seen.
(Yo i know its a play fight but still , most play fights i see are loud)
Not a rickroll i swear ua-cam.com/video/eMQSqj7EvF8/v-deo.html
@@notarickroller3213 NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT A FUCKING ORANGE AND A DEAD MEME
I think the cat wasn't threatened and therefor only played with him.
@@hpcuthulu6249 Ha you got baited
@@notarickroller3213 thank you I enjoyed every second of that
pause video and go to 2:50
O_O
LMAO
@@beauvibingyt7989 lol
This has been recommended to me at least 12 times the past 3 years. This can’t just be me
Django is just being a jack Russell.
Rest in peace, Marky Mark.
100th like :)
Remco van Vliet looks like a blue heeler mix too
I think he's a rat terrier
I had a Jack Russell. His name was Anheiser. He was crazy just like this dog. He would also fetch ball til he fell over. He was bad about escaping the yard..that was his undoing got ran over by a car when he jetted across the road.
gra22 rip anheiser
I’m more shook by the cat that was actually playing with him 😂
RIP
@Chadwick Boseman no
Rip cat
@Chadwick Boseman -_- the levels of sad that you’ve reached in this moment are immeasurable. And, however insignificantly, society as a whole has suffered because of it.
@@mtuz8356 my comment was a reference to a joke 😅
*my suicidal dog*
*4 m i l l i o n people:* *_interesting..._*
Broken femur and he was still wanting seconds with that cat. Dude was a trooper
Hoomans:"I'm gonna hang myself."
Dogs:"I'm gonna jump into a box of antlers."
solum she’s got an anime pfp and said hoomans she ain’t worth air
Blue Blur How are you sure its a girl? I don’t condone hatred.
solum bit obvious
@@blueblur9877 shut up
GoldHunter GamingHD we stan a creative boi