Freestyle Rapper gets crowd ON THEIR FEET

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • You'll never guess what gets him a standing ovation! Freestyle Rapper Chris Turner spits improvised bars based on audience suggestions in New York City, turning drunken heckles into comedy gold.
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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    🔥 ARTWORK FROM PISSING IN THE SNOW 🔥
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  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  Рік тому +24

    Come and see a live show! christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

    • @ekinteko
      @ekinteko Рік тому +4

      This was one of your best. Hope that Eminem sees this 🔥🔥🔥

    • @stephenpower8723
      @stephenpower8723 Рік тому

      @ChrisPJTurner There used to be a band in Sydney back in the day called the Redfern Slug Fuckers.

  • @dt7197
    @dt7197 Рік тому +174

    Man, when Chris gets a good consistent beat he really just goes next level.

    • @WhyDoIBeHere
      @WhyDoIBeHere Рік тому +15

      This. Every now and then the beat is so bad i cant even count the bars, and this absolute madman just keeps spitting fire

    • @Squirrel-zq6oe
      @Squirrel-zq6oe Рік тому +6

      ​@@WhyDoIBeHereI agree they need to make sure the beat is good each time. It shouldn't be too hard.

  • @airforce9872
    @airforce9872 Рік тому +8

    "This a Picasso, and this a Monet" was that highlight for me

  • @Mr_Saxon
    @Mr_Saxon Рік тому +125

    Man, I think this was one of your best so far. The way you jumped from topic to topic, but occasionally jumped back again when two topics would fit together, was spot on. I was also impressed, as were the audience, with your art knowledge :)

  • @nutterbutter1945
    @nutterbutter1945 6 місяців тому +1

    DUDE this has to be one of my top 3 favorites!!!

  • @blakecks4254
    @blakecks4254 Рік тому +15

    great work - i dont understand why these delightful pieces of art wont recieve millions of views when every other crap does

  • @Philafxs
    @Philafxs Рік тому +18

    "Surely this can't get any better..."
    Chris: "Hold my spotted dick..."
    I will always have my personal favorite, but this one was probably the best yet. And somehow next week's will be by then.

    • @McWhatevs
      @McWhatevs Рік тому +1

      Like the non-Newtonian fluid rap myself

    • @Philafxs
      @Philafxs Рік тому +1

      @@McWhatevs Great choice. For me it's the emergence of factory retail in the early industrial revolution (bipolar disorder) one.

    • @pkennethv
      @pkennethv Рік тому +1

      A "hold my spotted dick" t-shirt needs to become official Chris Turner merch

  • @ThatsnotwhereIparkedmycar
    @ThatsnotwhereIparkedmycar Рік тому +3

    This guy is another level

  • @josephsalmonte4995
    @josephsalmonte4995 7 місяців тому +2

    This was the best rap. That Ouroboros line was sick! 👍

  • @jpeisert
    @jpeisert Рік тому +2

    How? ... I mean.. how? This dude's a Mozart of freestyle.

  • @tube-life
    @tube-life 6 місяців тому +1

    Madness, just madness...

  • @anand1kenobi356
    @anand1kenobi356 10 місяців тому +2

    Pure talent

  • @beauxjames1419
    @beauxjames1419 Рік тому +1

    That’s putting the ridiculously expensive education your parents paid for to good use. 😂
    Bravo sir

  • @samclarkefilms
    @samclarkefilms Рік тому +2

    Absolutely beyond all levels... how many times you gonna make me say "this is your best one yet!" ?? Genuinely 🤯🤯🤯

  • @ArnaudSibille
    @ArnaudSibille Рік тому +2

    Wow, all your art is incredible but this one just here goes through the roof! Loving it! 🥰👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @MiloDebuque
    @MiloDebuque 2 місяці тому

    That was pure art. Fire myman!

  • @SyenPie
    @SyenPie Рік тому +2

    I haven't watched your raps in a while and randomly thought of you so I clicked on your most recent video here, and WOW... like many others have said here I also think this is one of your best raps yet. Absolutely immaculate and delivered perfectly, I'm glad the crowd loved it as much too! 🔥

  • @laurencerestarick3048
    @laurencerestarick3048 Рік тому +1

    This was hands down your best rap yet. I didn’t even think you could top your older ones as they are so god damn good but this is incredible

  • @Waday
    @Waday Рік тому +1

    That was ridiculous!

  • @danchanda
    @danchanda Рік тому +1

    Now that beat did your skills justice.

  • @MrAmorti
    @MrAmorti Рік тому +1

    Outstanding set 🎉

  • @dinozucchi
    @dinozucchi Рік тому

    pure LEGEND tickets to his show worth $1000 IMO

  • @DjBackman
    @DjBackman Рік тому +1

    fantastic

  • @allanc_me763
    @allanc_me763 Рік тому +1

    Everytime I watch Chris "This is his best rap ever" 😂

  • @rolandoramirogarzajr0916
    @rolandoramirogarzajr0916 Рік тому +1

    Great work, every time 😂👍🏼💯

  • @andyf1235
    @andyf1235 Рік тому +1

    This was another level dude. It was awesome!

  • @randomberk
    @randomberk Рік тому +1

    The best one yet. A whole new level.

  • @jumpofftheboat
    @jumpofftheboat Рік тому +1

    Oh my goodness! Fucking killed this Chris! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @foihdzas
    @foihdzas Рік тому

    Goddamn that was fire Chris!

  • @IAmTheHound
    @IAmTheHound Рік тому +1

    Damn.

  • @Ben_D.
    @Ben_D. 4 місяці тому +1

    Holy crap

  • @rockywaters9592
    @rockywaters9592 Рік тому +1

    Heads and tails slugs fucking that's a 69......BARZ!👌

  • @bio_chi
    @bio_chi Рік тому +1

    how many time i can say "this is the best one" ?

  • @BuakawPorAdi
    @BuakawPorAdi Рік тому +1

    Dude freestyles about these things when i cant even remember what these people suggested, how on earth is thst even possible and why is he not an absolut Superstar

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 Рік тому

    This one was epic

  • @arejays6701
    @arejays6701 Рік тому +1

    The human Chatgtp lmao

  • @Tookieslam
    @Tookieslam Рік тому +1

    I’m just gonna keep commenting, send your clips and audition for wildnout 😂

  • @andrewgreaves56
    @andrewgreaves56 2 місяці тому

    Ouroboros in a rap. Holy shit.

  • @groovyboovy
    @groovyboovy Рік тому

    👍 good one lad

  • @adsfsd1
    @adsfsd1 Рік тому +1

    The slower beats make the raps so much better!

  • @ssemihbinici
    @ssemihbinici Рік тому

    wow

  • @lumo7461
    @lumo7461 Рік тому

    sNAILED it lol

  • @b4ph0m3tdk9
    @b4ph0m3tdk9 Рік тому

    You are ready for Harry Mack

  • @cappie2000
    @cappie2000 Рік тому

    2:00 - Wow.. what a beauty up in front row on the left in the white dress..

  • @UnofficialFoneE
    @UnofficialFoneE Рік тому

    WTF XD

  • @UFCUEAU
    @UFCUEAU 2 місяці тому

    Crikey.

  • @aussiekai
    @aussiekai Рік тому +1

    First! Please pin

  • @dotsgrey
    @dotsgrey Рік тому +80

    I DONT say this every time, but that one was legit one of your best!

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream Рік тому +90

    Mannnn this was absolutely UNREAL 😮😮😮😮

  • @arthureames9715
    @arthureames9715 Рік тому +80

    Come on mannnnnnnn! How does this dude not have five Netflix specials by now??? This skill level is singular.

    • @brandonvillamizar1216
      @brandonvillamizar1216 Рік тому +9

      Because he's actually funny and good at freestyle rap, netflix "comedians" are as funny as two slugs mating.

    • @studgaming6160
      @studgaming6160 Рік тому

      Actually 😅

    • @JP-xd6fm
      @JP-xd6fm 8 місяців тому +1

      @@brandonvillamizar1216 Then Why he hasn't a HBO special!?

  • @GreenGotty
    @GreenGotty Рік тому +41

    Thought this would get sluggish.. but you sNAILED IT!

  • @KamendereCZ
    @KamendereCZ Рік тому +31

    HOLY this one was so satisfying to listen to! You were so smooth it seemed effortless… Lately, you are really making me rethink what my favourite raps are!

  • @DannerBanks
    @DannerBanks Рік тому +39

    "You try to do something, out the back,
    You just point at it and say, that's abstract."
    Holy crap I'm ded. That whole artwork section of the rhyme was hilarious.
    I love all your raps but damn this one was soo good.

  • @haroldpunter108
    @haroldpunter108 Рік тому +5

    The spontaneity of the slug ‘generational trauma’ callback is utterly brilliant. Is there another improv comic (or rapper) that can think this fast?

  • @YAZlakhdar
    @YAZlakhdar Рік тому +5

    I watched this on my own at home and even I got up and applauded at the end

  • @thetruextz
    @thetruextz Рік тому +3

    They start to swirl around there, Tail to the head like an Ouroboros 😱😭😂

  • @johnsonaxel8784
    @johnsonaxel8784 Рік тому +11

    The beat was perfect. Amazing rap!

  • @spiritualtaurus7942
    @spiritualtaurus7942 Рік тому +4

    2nd. 😂🇬🇧 This man is genius.

  • @Grendizer81
    @Grendizer81 Рік тому +5

    I especially enjoyed the bit about the artworks and animal sex. Always a pleasure to see him take the vulgar suggestions and make the best of it. True art.

  • @theknockingstar9649
    @theknockingstar9649 Рік тому +3

    This just blows my mind

  • @alek2341
    @alek2341 Рік тому +6

    The energy was so on point I knew it was going to be fire. Holy shit, one of the best.

  • @AntiSociety100
    @AntiSociety100 Рік тому +3

    Doesnt surprise me this dude actually went to oxford uni... Mindblowing skills.

  • @omarsiddiqui9224
    @omarsiddiqui9224 8 місяців тому +2

    This was outrageously good. Incredible

  • @KyngKhroma
    @KyngKhroma Рік тому +2

    You are so good! How don't you have millions of followers is a mystery to me.

  • @arthurtam9714
    @arthurtam9714 Рік тому +4

    ABSOLUTE BOMB!!!! This is one of the best, and I look forward to another one topping this one in the future!!🎉

  • @lexxussmooth
    @lexxussmooth Рік тому +1

    ........wow. I'm just shaking my head. And very gently, very kindly, correctest the gentleman about the sexual status of a slug.
    Ladies and Gentlemen, this is no longer freestyle. This is Greatness on display, and I am not sure how many people really recognize what Chris Turner is putting on display. 💐👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @janisfarhat9935
    @janisfarhat9935 Рік тому +30

    Integrating the word "hermaphrodites" into a freestyle rap so seamlessly should be rewarded with the Medal of Honor. Genius!

    • @graphwriter1
      @graphwriter1 Рік тому

      No.. you never heard real freestyle rap before.

    • @Arx_724
      @Arx_724 Рік тому +5

      @@graphwriter1 That's because this freestyle was unreal!

    • @Philafxs
      @Philafxs Рік тому +3

      Leave it to Chris. He's a trans(atlantic) rapper after all.

    • @mithradates
      @mithradates Рік тому +2

      Normally I'd agree but last week he slipped in hemoglobin, bihaploid and phagocyte together near the end and I think that takes the crown: ua-cam.com/video/nUknnxzxbfE/v-deo.html

    • @graphwriter1
      @graphwriter1 Рік тому

      @@Arx_724 I agree... I'm never gonna knock Chris and his skills , dude is amazing hands down lol how he brings freestyle rap into comedy without the battle rap scenes is dope lol. But I'm trying to highlight that this isn't the only intelligent hip-hop. Rap is radio crap. Hip-hop has an IQ. MC Frontalot for example. Sage Francis. Definitely check out, Common Market

  • @jlong613
    @jlong613 Рік тому +2

    Tboy the best one yet. This should get tens of millions of views.

  • @Pshady
    @Pshady 11 місяців тому +2

    For sure one of the best ones

  • @michaelangellstudios
    @michaelangellstudios Рік тому +4

    One of his best... Would love to see a high-end music video production of this one.

  • @marcomoura2069
    @marcomoura2069 Рік тому +3

    You and harry mack need to colab.
    You killing ir. Congratulations sir

  • @MsNsmouck
    @MsNsmouck Рік тому +3

    One of the best and most smooth, as always a great show
    Please come to south portugal!

  • @BrunoBrusantin
    @BrunoBrusantin Рік тому +1

    AAAAAAAAAAA so goood!!! "thats abstract!"

  • @ian9toes
    @ian9toes Рік тому +2

    Give me a pen and pad and a full hr and I wouldn’t come close to his rhymes and humour. Amazing talent.

  • @enfado23
    @enfado23 Рік тому +2

    Literally speechless at this one, it's one of your best ever 🔥

  • @191Gold
    @191Gold Рік тому +1

    One thing this guys has and Harry Mack doesn't is the ability to jump to another topic without continuously using "moving on" "next" etc etc, which Harry Mack uses a lot, hence, his lack of knowledge in word plays

  • @sipoole7099
    @sipoole7099 Рік тому +1

    Can’t believe you dissed Spotted Dick & want cheesecake more 😮….Spent far too much time in NYC ! 🤣

  • @gavinjones8543
    @gavinjones8543 8 місяців тому +1

    Big flow on this one.. Best yet i reckon! Such a talent, one great export from the uk.

  • @samsapper2658
    @samsapper2658 Рік тому +1

    This is absolutely outstanding. However I do want to know how many flop and don't get posted?

  • @erikschmidt2571
    @erikschmidt2571 Рік тому +1

    This guy knows shit about every topic imaginable.

  • @philtanics1082
    @philtanics1082 Рік тому +1

    Bro your a fuking legend. Sharpest comedian out there.

  • @politerudeboi6898
    @politerudeboi6898 Рік тому +1

    said it once ill say it again this dude needs a collab with harry mack

  • @-Awa-
    @-Awa- Рік тому +1

    I realized, you are my most favorite Rapper, Thank you for make me always happy!

  • @garethwesleyevans
    @garethwesleyevans Рік тому +1

    One of the best for a long time!! I love it when you get a nerdy subject you have knowledge of. Who knew this time it would be slugs fucking?!

  • @gheetsar
    @gheetsar Рік тому +1

    Top drawer stuff Chris. Bravo.

  • @chrisolson84
    @chrisolson84 Рік тому +1

    Man every time I watch this guy I laugh my ass off and I learn something new

  • @fakhourikakeesh5527
    @fakhourikakeesh5527 Рік тому +1

    you fukin nailed it bro what a great job

  • @agnesberes4084
    @agnesberes4084 3 місяці тому +1

    You are a genius😂😂😂😂

  • @Gerbyq
    @Gerbyq Рік тому +1

    oeh this one was really solid, nice one

  • @luqtiz1
    @luqtiz1 Рік тому +1

    Yep, this is my new favorite. Insane gasoline

  • @30daymissionman
    @30daymissionman 7 місяців тому +1

    My god that was sooooo clean

  • @michaelparkin5026
    @michaelparkin5026 Рік тому +2

    Id love to see and hear you and Harry Mack freestyle colab.
    It would break the internet.
    Big up Chris, do some UK dates soon my my G

  • @gopalvirtual
    @gopalvirtual Рік тому +1

    How do you i pay you?

  • @neechilus
    @neechilus Рік тому +1

    Damn that shit was dope! That has to be one of your very best!

  • @annakortukov2845
    @annakortukov2845 Рік тому +1

    What a genius!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nlevy4163
    @nlevy4163 6 місяців тому +1

    Fcking genious.

  • @michaels9595
    @michaels9595 Рік тому +1

    that was next level dope

  • @TieitAndFlyit
    @TieitAndFlyit Рік тому +1

    This man found the secret to utilizing 100% of his brain. He running mad calculations as he stands there cracking jokes…

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker Рік тому +1

    Nice! :D

  • @Astrolavista
    @Astrolavista Рік тому +1

    Holy Sh**T that was magnificent!!!