I was scared Joa, I didn’t think Mikey Alford and Steve Berra were ever going to let you out. Glad to see you’re doing well. It was a terrible day when I found out you were trapped in the basement of the church of Scientology
Shout out to all my skaters who been wearing chino khaki pants and shorts since like 2009 never to be phased by the tides of the times and always respected
That "Skaters are fucking stupid. As long as you write skateboarding on the product, they will buy it" Is literally the thought I have every time I see a new skate shoe drop
@@furiousstyles7998 yeah Gildan is HORRIBLE whenever I'm at concerts (mostly like underground punk/metal/hardcore/death metal shows) I legit ask to see a tee shirt before I buy it. if it's Gildan I automatically don't buy the shirt and I'll literally call em out and ask if they got anything NON-Gildan🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if they don't, then they don't get more of my money lol if I like them enough I'll buy a vinyl or like stickers, maybe a ball cap if the cap fits right 🤷🏻♂️
@westalks_ no doubt, whenever im at punk/hardcore/metal shows I ALWAYS ask to see the tag on the inside of the tees. if it's all Gildan I'll buy a hoodie, but if no hoodies , im stuck buying stickers or vinyl or cassettes lol I always make sure I support my favorite bands but I refuse to buy Gildan tees. I've been that way for damn near 20 years, at least since I'd say 2005 or so, and I been going to shows since I was 13 That's 1997. Gildan has ALWAYS been horse shit man. ur right about the sandpaper feel, like after 3 to 5 washes they're rough to the point it'll start to hurt your nipples n shit 🤣 and then the ink cracks in less than 6 months and just chips away 🤣 I mean shit tees were only 10 n 12 bux when I was young, but still, at least get a decent print company! Fat Mike and all the Fat Wreck bands always have decent shit. sometimes bands legit use fruit of the loom! but that damn red Gildan logo is blasphemy 🤣
I honestly give that presentation an 8. I would’ve given you a 10 but your classmates didn’t show up so you’ll be receiving all the marks. Well done Joa.
I've been a keen follower of your commentary for some time now Joa, so I nearly had a seizure when two boxes of Cariumas showed up in our house. Turns out my wife got excited about the brand after seeing British actress Helen Mirren wearing a pair of green sneakers which cleverly matched her skirt, at the Cannes Film Festival last year. My wife is 54, but 35 years ago she worked on a college radio newspaper so the skate-punk rebellion is there, even if it's gotten a tad bourgeois. Once again, thank you for your efforts to afflict the comfortable.
@@lautaromarin552you don’t be* with the masons you gotta be born one. You have to be chosen some would call it luck, but it can’t be described just like our existence?
I don't skate but I've been binge watching all of GH's videos. They're an excellent combination of humor and insight. It's refreshing to see someone that's well spoken while simultaneously elaborating on what they're saying.
I haven't skated in 3 years and still enjoy your videos. I've been an auto technician for the last 5, maybe I should start selling my absolutely blown out dickies double knee pants.
I am 15 years old and striving to wear baggy jeans and "skate clothes" just because I have fun wearing it and I feel good wearing that shit. I want to have fun in my teenage years through clothing like I want to.
Doing what you want and not caring what others think is the most baller move out there. Enjoy stuff like this as entertainment but always live your life your way for sure
Skateboarding in general is heading for a crash. The public is on to us now. They know that we're not actually really cool. We're just dweebs like everyone else
no doubt my freshman year was 98-99 school year and I still wear baggy pants w skate shirts or band tees. when I have to dress nice, khakis with a aid button down shirt lol same shit and I'm 40 next year😅
@@eatassonthefirstdate I’ll wear a suit on occasion because I’m 37 and it’s expected of me, but if I plan on even looking at my skateboard today I’m wearing dickies shorts with my belt wrapped tight and a shirt I got for free.
I love how he hates but also makes fun of himself. The end of the video clearly implies to not take him so seriously wearing a pink polo with pre ripped fashion jeans. 😂
Bruh the antihero shirt part is so fucking true. Got a long sleeve AH shirt recently and holy fuck i might as well put that shit on the top of my board. So itchy
Wtf r you talking about it's always been shit and when someone doesn't follow the same trend they hate the shit out that skater u know like nyjah and shit.
@@claysoggyfries Of course there will always be different styles on different people but I'm referring to what's "cool" right now. You wouldn't immediately think of Billy Marks when you hear the phrase "skate fashion" would you?
Is it me or is Joa the most refreshing UA-camr in the game rn?? Like I don’t even get hyped to sit down and watch some UA-cam anymore, but when I see Joa post? Best believe I’m sitting down with my meal hyped af
Friendly Reminder: Supreme unironically released nipple clamps. We're getting closer and closer to the Bad Dragon, Fleshlight and Tenga collabs. Edit: * reaches the end of the video * Joa out here, putting the forgis on the Jeep. GAT DAYUM!
The carhartt is a funny one. I’ve grown up in a southern small country but love to skate so it’s funny to see skaters wear carhartt cuz I wore those when I needed something quick from tractor supply for like $15-$30 before work or something Edit: I never knew people actually wore carhartt other then work let alone a whole trend
The "uniform" 😂 I swear we pulled up to cherry park one morning and everyone had the Highwater cuffed Dickies vans or janoskis lol sheep I tell u sheep now they all rocking baggy pants lol
As someone who got excited about skating as a child in the mid 2000's I've waited my whole life to be able to easily buy large pants like the big boys. So I'm kinda really into the hype but I would've worn them my whole life if they were as available as they are rn
Dude same. I was on the baggy train before it got trendy, and there was literally nowhere to find pants like that! You either had Big Boys or JNCO jeans which were both over $120 a pair, or some cheap chinese jeans off Amazon. I snagged some JNCOs back when they had 50% off sales, but that was the options we had. I kind of obsess over stocking up on jeans because it's like you'll never know if they stop making them and then you're screwed when things trend skinny again.
True. It’s part of skate culture. It’s part of rock culture hip-hop all that shit. We have to be able to look back at this shit and laugh. Ultimately though, like what you like and wear whatever you want. I don’t think most people really care that much. It’s just funny.
Carhartt used to be a brand you would find at army surplus stores, or a work clothier catering to manual labor professionals. Something like Dickies used to be. They got popular because they were cheap and tough. Not anymore
And this is precisely why Leon Edwards has the greatest physique of all of Milky Way galaxy history and will be remembered for Millenia of generations to come.
You dont need skateboarding merch to show that you skate. I do understanding supporting them or even local skate shops; but he makes the point with 99% of them just copy and pasted. I always work cheap clothes so if I ruined them, it wouldn't be an issue; I guess that's in style now. In general; wear what you want. Live your life :D
Best clothes for skateboarding as seen here in central europe from top to bottom are: Hat Hoodie Shirt Underpants Pants Socks Shoes Thank you for reading this extensive analysis
This was a hitpiece on every skater. No one left out
i’m pissing my polars rn
I don't think Foy deserved it tbh I liked that shirt lol
i don’t wear none of that shit
Robert Neal’s gonna beat his ass bruh
@@hhgreg2969you must really like bowling
dawg i'm not taking fashion advice from someone who dresses like they're about to remind the teacher to collect the homework
Damn lmao
thank you this nigga a dork talking to dorks
😭
lmao nice
exactly
Joa has awaken from his slumber
He streams abunch and posts on his other channel
@@joelglanton6531 hush young one
@@asterixdavies4985 YES GATEKEEP IT FROM EVERYONE!!! DONT LET HIM GAIN MORE SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! GATEKEEP EVERYTHING!!!!!
@@joelglanton6531 no yea ik I was just talking about on here :)
awakened
Robert Neal hitting the perfect 0.0 scores in a hot wheels jacket is fucking hilarious
i buy all of my clothes at goodwill. not because it's cool, but because i cannot afford to buy clothes from anywhere else
honestly why would i spend $35 on a shirt when i can go to goodwill and buy it for $3 at goodwill (or $1.50 if it matches the discount color)
Most expensive item I'll buy are sk8 shoes
@BenDover-eo2nj i got a carhart jacket in melbourne for 15 bucks. Just stick to classic op shops and don't go to the stupid upmarket "retro" shops
I fucking hate Nike and I just copped some Nike sb because they were 20 at the thrift and my eS have 0 bottoms anymore
we out here in the poverty drip💯
You wanna talk conspiracy, Joa legit just baited skaters to watch a 25 minute Cariuma ad
Skaters watching this in a panic getting ready to go buy new clothes
Omw to get more primitive
Just wear no clothes. If joa taught us anything it’s that you stay different in skateboarding.
@@roguecraftstar9251 ABD Jaws did El Toro like that lol
I just threw away 8 pairs of big boys I am a big man now
@@roguecraftstar9251 yup the future is No shirt poggers
I was scared Joa, I didn’t think Mikey Alford and Steve Berra were ever going to let you out. Glad to see you’re doing well. It was a terrible day when I found out you were trapped in the basement of the church of Scientology
“You’re telling me Local Joe is going to be able to tre in those” 😂😂😂
lost it lmfao
He’ll find the hack
I can tre in anything.
Shout out to all my skaters who been wearing chino khaki pants and shorts since like 2009 never to be phased by the tides of the times and always respected
Preach
real
No jeans since 96
Ed Templeton has always worn normal pants
Since 07
that intro was easily the greatest content i have ever consumed in my life
wear whatever you feel comfortable in
My favorite Braille members back 🎉
AKA B. Rail
That "Skaters are fucking stupid. As long as you write skateboarding on the product, they will buy it" Is literally the thought I have every time I see a new skate shoe drop
i think this is actually the exception tho? the skate shoes actually offer something specifically for skaters, like durable fabric and sole
@popdavid-dd4lxexactly. Utilitarian is all we need. Anything else is useless.
Haha holy Jesus the anti hero shirt joke had me laughing hard as hell
bro DLXSF tees really will hurt your nips it's like sandpaper
@@eatassonthefirstdate have two spitfire tees that i dont skate in anymore that shit feels like rashes on your fuckin tits
@@furiousstyles7998 yeah Gildan is HORRIBLE whenever I'm at concerts (mostly like underground punk/metal/hardcore/death metal shows) I legit ask to see a tee shirt before I buy it. if it's Gildan I automatically don't buy the shirt and I'll literally call em out and ask if they got anything NON-Gildan🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
if they don't, then they don't get more of my money lol if I like them enough I'll buy a vinyl or like stickers, maybe a ball cap if the cap fits right 🤷🏻♂️
@matthewrardin9807 gildan has tons of blanks tho and many are totally fine
@westalks_ no doubt, whenever im at punk/hardcore/metal shows I ALWAYS ask to see the tag on the inside of the tees. if it's all Gildan I'll buy a hoodie, but if no hoodies , im stuck buying stickers or vinyl or cassettes lol
I always make sure I support my favorite bands but I refuse to buy Gildan tees.
I've been that way for damn near 20 years, at least since I'd say 2005 or so, and I been going to shows since I was 13 That's 1997. Gildan has ALWAYS been horse shit man. ur right about the sandpaper feel, like after 3 to 5 washes they're rough to the point it'll start to hurt your nipples n shit 🤣 and then the ink cracks in less than 6 months and just chips away 🤣 I mean shit tees were only 10 n 12 bux when I was young, but still, at least get a decent print company!
Fat Mike and all the Fat Wreck bands always have decent shit.
sometimes bands legit use fruit of the loom!
but that damn red Gildan logo is blasphemy 🤣
I honestly give that presentation an 8. I would’ve given you a 10 but your classmates didn’t show up so you’ll be receiving all the marks. Well done Joa.
Garret ginger was the biggest plot twist ever
Yeah I saw the rail and was like wait isn't that Garret's back yard then bam actual Garret has entered the Haterverse
No they’ve been lovers for a while now
He collabed with a good amount of other UA-cam skaters tbh
I've been a keen follower of your commentary for some time now Joa, so I nearly had a seizure when two boxes of Cariumas showed up in our house. Turns out my wife got excited about the brand after seeing British actress Helen Mirren wearing a pair of green sneakers which cleverly matched her skirt, at the Cannes Film Festival last year. My wife is 54, but 35 years ago she worked on a college radio newspaper so the skate-punk rebellion is there, even if it's gotten a tad bourgeois. Once again, thank you for your efforts to afflict the comfortable.
Your attempt at satire has won you a four-month supply of Cariuma high top slip-ons. They’re like a vulcanized Chelsea boot, but worse!
if this isnt a copypasta, it is now
Thought you said helen keller wore a pair of green sneakers that cleverly matched her skirt
Lol Poser...
Jah had the right clothing for skating this whole time.
dude's been with the masons, he was always ahead of us 🦎
@@lautaromarin552wouldn’t doubt that haha
@@lautaromarin552you don’t be* with the masons you gotta be born one. You have to be chosen some would call it luck, but it can’t be described just like our existence?
@@motoXcross. bullshit lol
we just havent caught up
I don't skate but I've been binge watching all of GH's videos. They're an excellent combination of humor and insight. It's refreshing to see someone that's well spoken while simultaneously elaborating on what they're saying.
That’s great and all but don’t you think that’s a lil NPC like? Lol
@@frontsidekrookedgrind289 I see hints of NPC in my comment but then you live long enough to realize that everyone is a NPC lol
@@ricky7973 You either die a main character or live long enough to see yourself become the NPC.
@@frontsidekrookedgrind289quoting the dark knight is unironically the biggest NPC move you could make
please never comment again like go outside@@frontsidekrookedgrind289
That's it... no more skate pants. From now on I'm gonna buy shorts from Target
I've been skating in shorts from Kohls for like 20 years
Never trust anyone over 20
You are a mad man for shorts, I love it lol
The future is Nyjah fit & no shirt
hells ya Ricky!
robert neal and carlisle aiken forming the exodia of shitty scores killed me LOL
I love all your content. But I forgot how much I love you laying into all the BS in the skateboard industry thank you for this video.
Was afraid he'd get soft after getting deeper and deeper in the industry, hasn't flinched yet, gotta love it
Polars and Empires are the poser attire
Our favorite cariuma skater has returned
Caruma
As a skater, the only thing that gets me are the jeans, me personally i just wear regular baggy jeans. Not the oversized jorts.
I love how gifted talks but bruh wore the craziest fits in his part
dude is ruthless.
Bruh was raised with no family in the streets
proud to say that the clothes I waste my money on are obscure and therefore make me cooler
you can tell he's reached a new level of apathy from the all lowercase title
Violent apathy
What’s apath
Who else gets extra happy when they hear the 'Wut thuh heeehhhhlllll"
THE GARRETT GINNER TWIST ENDING WAS IMMACULATE
I actually can't stand that kid lol
its really funny how often joa shits on globe graphics when last resorts logo includes a globe
I've learned that Joa doesn't know what a mermaid is
& anchors.. symbols...
not taking dress advice from a pre-menstrual japanese woman
That anti hero tribute made me tear up
Damn those Black jeans "secret formula" look like Jeff Hardy's 90's WWF wrestling pants.
american eagle skate meta could 100% happen, just gotta toss the right stones
Jesus Christ I hope not
I haven't skated in 3 years and still enjoy your videos. I've been an auto technician for the last 5, maybe I should start selling my absolutely blown out dickies double knee pants.
This might be the most unhinged joa video yet
I am 15 years old and striving to wear baggy jeans and "skate clothes" just because I have fun wearing it and I feel good wearing that shit. I want to have fun in my teenage years through clothing like I want to.
do what u want, im the same age and ive realised u only get one chance at being a teenager
@@DrFrumplesteinZ yea ong
Doing what you want and not caring what others think is the most baller move out there. Enjoy stuff like this as entertainment but always live your life your way for sure
@@PoppySquidJr yea dude you're right
Skateboarding in general is heading for a crash. The public is on to us now. They know that we're not actually really cool. We're just dweebs like everyone else
The new generation of skaters are soft go back to PD Dustin dollin day TK days or when kr3w just came out
hands down one of the best videos ive ever seen on the internet.
Proud veteran of the 107th street section battalion wearing a real skateboards shirt
rainbow swag lord is my local pro, thats so wild that hes so influential on skate fashion
GH is one of those youtubers where when he uploads i gotta go get some popcorn or something and get comfy in my chair
I skate and work in construction so I've never had to buy distressed clothes. I understand why skater buy work wear since it's more durable.
Dad came back from the store finally. Didn’t even get cigarettes.
Robert Neal already be cryin on his ig stories about this vid 😂
shoulda landed something
Joa wants us to wear skinny jeans again
Gotta put Kr3w back in business
Bro fuck that.
the joa agenda
Joa wants 3 quarter pants back
@@marcolepseyman i had a pair of krew pants when i was 16. They were actually really good quality
I’m wearing the same shit from high school like 25 years ago, saved money on skate clothes by not getting fat by skateboarding
no doubt my freshman year was 98-99 school year and I still wear baggy pants w skate shirts or band tees.
when I have to dress nice, khakis with a aid button down shirt lol same shit and I'm 40 next year😅
@@eatassonthefirstdate I’ll wear a suit on occasion because I’m 37 and it’s expected of me, but if I plan on even looking at my skateboard today I’m wearing dickies shorts with my belt wrapped tight and a shirt I got for free.
I love how he hates but also makes fun of himself. The end of the video clearly implies to not take him so seriously wearing a pink polo with pre ripped fashion jeans. 😂
Skateboarding peaked when the ipath promo came out.
ok grandpa
Rowan ded set be wearin the biggest BADEST boyz n ridin a 9.15 and floats like a feather
Bruh the antihero shirt part is so fucking true. Got a long sleeve AH shirt recently and holy fuck i might as well put that shit on the top of my board. So itchy
I have one vintage Shorty's tshirt left from the 90s, that's it 🤣
Thank for the power point presentation as a comeback Joa!
The solution: Cariuma needs to start making pants
I think it's funny how skate fashion has basically just regressed to the point where a lot of people just look like school shooters
Always has been brody
Wtf r you talking about it's always been shit and when someone doesn't follow the same trend they hate the shit out that skater u know like nyjah and shit.
Skate fashion isn’t just one type of style
@@claysoggyfries Of course there will always be different styles on different people but I'm referring to what's "cool" right now. You wouldn't immediately think of Billy Marks when you hear the phrase "skate fashion" would you?
😂😂😂😂
Is it me or is Joa the most refreshing UA-camr in the game rn?? Like I don’t even get hyped to sit down and watch some UA-cam anymore, but when I see Joa post? Best believe I’m sitting down with my meal hyped af
the ending at ginner's place had me rolling hahaha
I miss the days of Matix, Kr3w, Ezekiel and Chicagof era Volcom
Same here man I wanted to tear up reading this lol
I have thought everyone has looked like a clown show for a while now, but I thought I was just getting old.
The guy in a anti hero shirt being the equivalent of official us army veteran is gold.
The answer to what you should be wearing is the Braden Hoban vintage Bob Dylan tee with a monster logo on the sleeve.
with a crusty old pair of polar 44s
Damn you really popped off on this one. Great to see GH has been honing his craft and coming out swinging.
Friendly Reminder:
Supreme unironically released nipple clamps.
We're getting closer and closer to the Bad Dragon, Fleshlight and Tenga collabs.
Edit:
* reaches the end of the video *
Joa out here, putting the forgis on the Jeep.
GAT DAYUM!
it actually sold out too like wtf
Finally
huf collabed with fleshlight like 10 years ago
Huf got the Tenga
@@Omar22thmy bad i bought all of them
not Carlisle 😭😭 bro is drippy as fuck every clip, he’s setting the standard at this point
The editing is on swag mode
yes. that outfit does in fact give a california vibe.
This was a good sermon. 🙏
blessed day
Preach brother, amen
i love how there is no shade thrown at balenciaga
That ending, when enemies become friends
The carhartt is a funny one. I’ve grown up in a southern small country but love to skate so it’s funny to see skaters wear carhartt cuz I wore those when I needed something quick from tractor supply for like $15-$30 before work or something
Edit: I never knew people actually wore carhartt other then work let alone a whole trend
10 years ago everyone dressed like Sean Pablo 😂😂😂
I don’t miss those dark times
The "uniform" 😂 I swear we pulled up to cherry park one morning and everyone had the Highwater cuffed Dickies vans or janoskis lol sheep I tell u sheep now they all rocking baggy pants lol
Skateboard fashion trends these days look like it was made for 10 year olds attending a late 90's rave party.
That local joe tre flip reference was perfect
Gifted Hater is just Thanos for skateboarding. A villain I can empathize with who brings us balance
As someone who got excited about skating as a child in the mid 2000's I've waited my whole life to be able to easily buy large pants like the big boys. So I'm kinda really into the hype but I would've worn them my whole life if they were as available as they are rn
Don’t let this bozo discourage you he wears big boys and carhartts as well 😂 he’s just messin
@@thebayharborbutcher9115 I know I know
Dude same. I was on the baggy train before it got trendy, and there was literally nowhere to find pants like that! You either had Big Boys or JNCO jeans which were both over $120 a pair, or some cheap chinese jeans off Amazon. I snagged some JNCOs back when they had 50% off sales, but that was the options we had. I kind of obsess over stocking up on jeans because it's like you'll never know if they stop making them and then you're screwed when things trend skinny again.
cant believe he really drops bangers and just dips
Damn I was just about to go skate! Gonna watch it when I get back! Left a like tho, Obv a banger!
Watched this guy dunk on skater styles for 23 min just to see him skate with his ass out
been saying this for years but
bad outfits are a necessary evil
True. It’s part of skate culture. It’s part of rock culture hip-hop all that shit.
We have to be able to look back at this shit and laugh.
Ultimately though, like what you like and wear whatever you want. I don’t think most people really care that much. It’s just funny.
Nah, everybody looks over the top now, its just silly
damn bro robert neal was actually mad asl💀
Fr he's just giving Joa more content and more reasons to talk about him💀
This my favorite skate video of all time
That was 25 minutes well spent. Thank you Joa
never thought it'll hear giftedhater talk about hasan in a video LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
That hasan guy really sucks,the kill yo self meme was spot on 😂😂
Carhartt used to be a brand you would find at army surplus stores, or a work clothier catering to manual labor professionals. Something like Dickies used to be. They got popular because they were cheap and tough. Not anymore
rob dyrdek in 2009 got me
If a skater wearing big boys wore skinny’s it be like goku taking off his weights
And this is precisely why Leon Edwards has the greatest physique of all of Milky Way galaxy history and will be remembered for Millenia of generations to come.
Bro what????
@@aaronkiju878 my unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour
14:30 dude looks like he served my dad fries at a bowling alley in the 70's
I loved this. Please don’t deprive us again.
You dont need skateboarding merch to show that you skate. I do understanding supporting them or even local skate shops; but he makes the point with 99% of them just copy and pasted. I always work cheap clothes so if I ruined them, it wouldn't be an issue; I guess that's in style now. In general; wear what you want. Live your life :D
That was a good one, i always watch your videos while i do the dishes and i laugh a lot! Thx man!
"u tellin me local joe's gonna be able to tre flip in those? i dont think so"
bros talking about fashion while dressing like hes about to win a smash tournament 💀
He in fact is about to win a smash tournament
No way this guy is giving me Fashion advice 💀💀💀💀
Best clothes for skateboarding as seen here in central europe from top to bottom are:
Hat
Hoodie
Shirt
Underpants
Pants
Socks
Shoes
Thank you for reading this extensive analysis
Robert Neal is on some Russel Westbrook swag
The P.Rod and Mikey Taylor business model 😂