LOST TAPE! The Achmed you WEREN’T supposed to see! | JEFF DUNHAM
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- Опубліковано 11 кві 2018
- I was looking through old tapes and discovered a video of Achmed from 2003 BEFORE he became famous... In fact, he wasn’t even called Achmed! Check out this long lost video from 15 years ago and discover Achmed’s true origin!
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I can see that Pre-Achmed still had leg problems
Even though their small AF
it’s a genetic issue!
@@dylanthebiguy What do you mean, they're long as hell!
@@ZandrielGrimm i mean the size
MARNEL!
how Jeff pulled this off without losing his complete career on the spot, is a testament to his genius.
Yes, it took Jeff to turn dead jihadist terrorists, into a great comedy act. It took real curage as well, wondering what the Muslims woud do to him. But it turned out Achmed was very popular in many Muslim nations as well, indicating many of them are fed up with their jihadists as well, and ready to turn the jihadists into comic figures.
Because back in 2003 the world wasn’t full of the “lgtbq” shit who cry over every joke.
He pulled this off because social media was like it is today. And people was whining soft crybabies like they are now. That was a different and better time. Now everybody cry and bitch about everything.
@@jamarjjeffery1472no he pulled it off because it was a joke and people can recognize when something is a joke and when it’s truly in bad faith. It’s just not done well anymore.
@calvin8370 he pulled it off because it was a different time where people wasn't crying and so sensitive. Stop being Naive. You know if he did it today it would be such a huge issue.
You can tell how nervous Jeff is in between jokes. He’s like “Oh God please let this work.” Lol
Ho would not be nervous about Osama bin laden or too day Achmed The Dead Terrorists and He's not Welcome on Facebook 😆😆😆
@@trubadurnrino4046 what that grammar was terrible
FNAF Plush Adventures * What? That grammar is terrible.
@@Aa-zp5kn bruh
,@@Aa-zp5kn
Kind of a bummer to know that this kind of humor is mostly lost on my generation, I'm glad the old tapes still exist for those of us who wish to watch them.
Thanks man, this was a good one💯
where can you view them?
2003, when people werent offended by EVERYTHING
and literally doing terrorist jokes only 2 years after bush did 9/11.. even now you make a joke about 9/11 and guaranteed a sjw snowflake will show up offended like a little bitch.. tough world we living and leaving for our children.. makes it seem worthless to raise my child how it should be, only to be in the midst of dumb fucks in the future... smh
Good times
Aka. The good old days 😂
@@phiillzzz807: Lol, Bush. 😂
Filipe Moniz I agree, I miss the old days were no one isn’t offended by a small thing.
It's risky to take questions from the audience, but Jeff pulls it of nicely.
“Where are you?”
“I am right here, you idiot. Thank you for your dumbass question.”
Oh I miss the good old days when it was fun to laugh. I loved that we didn’t take ourselves so seriously and could laugh at ourselves.
are you the lady with yellow dress?
"Where are you?"
"I'm right here, you eediot."
"Any more questions, but this time think them through." LMFAO
and then "Actually, that is Sadam..." killed me!
I can see much of Alchmed’s early jokes. Funny puppet but I am glad he waited a few years and created Alchmed and not stuck with this puppet.
Yeah, some of the jokes are the same, of course. The reason he made Achmed was he wanted to bring back Dead Osama, but it would be too stale, so he wanted to keep it fresh.
Dead Osama is an earlier version of Achmed.
666 likes oh no
Kanaan Roetting quick! One more Like to remove the curse! Lol
@@ASLTheatre already did
My friend and I were at this show. We were absolutely EXCITED to see one of our fave comedians live! And man.... Jeff and the gang sure didn't disappoint! They're always hilarious but they were even more hilarious seeing them live. We laughed through the entire show and left that night with sore ribs from laughing so much. Thanks for all the laughs that night Jeff!
Back in a time where America laughed and barely ever got offended at anything.
you mean the world,not just america :) but yeah,golden era...
People still outraged then and before. It's just that social media has spread its visibility and influence. Just look at how many people were screaming over violent and "racially insensitive" video games in the 90s.
Hell, a lot of people were outraged at the black lady who played the mammy in Gone With the Wind! That was in the 30s, and it was black people who were outraged.
It’s the younger generation. I’m apart of it and we are so sensitive. Not saying adults aren’t too. We are just worst.
@Damian La quay Pure crap?
Jeff still thinks that way, totally fearless of being cancelled by anybody, even if the rest of America has turned into cancel culture creeps.
Just wanted to say my older brother has extreme special needs and he can barley talk. Thanks to the fact about how much he loves you, he can say "silence I kill you" and then crosses his arms and shakes his head like Walter. He mentions you all the time! 💙💜♥️❤️💛
,,🤘🏿🤘🤘🏾🤘
That's fantastic!!! Sending you both much love & light. Jeff is amazing and has a wonderful family 'live' and suitcase 'family'.
That's amazing it's awesome he's picking up how to speak! I hope he Improves!
That’s awesome that he has something that helps him and entertains him too. Glad he found this channel so he can get daily Dunham and not have to wait for videos to come out.
Awe thats so cute! I wish you and your brother just the best! ❤
When Dead Osama complained about his wives, Walter should've yelled out, "Thank God I only have one!!!!!!"
Or “What’s the point of death if it doesn’t do us part?!”
Yes, that would be a great line with Achmed as well.
I had read All By My Selves years ago where you talked about this character, but actually seeing you do it gives the history a whole new life. Thanks for this, Jeff!
Ahmed is a better, improved puppet, more expressive, due mainly to the moving eyebrows and Jeff's delivery is now way more punchy and finer overall...
He was playing cautious for obvious reasons
I was thinking this exact thing when I saw this. He definitely fine tuned his craft over the years. Him talking this fast and the delivery being too fast isn't as funny as he is now with his pacing and delivery. But that's the beautiful thing about experience.
Jeff said in an interview that The Dead Osama was just a skeleton decoration that he bought from a Halloween store, and modified it to be a ventriloquist dummy, so it didn’t have the same functionality as the other characters. He made Achmed, and all of the others, from scratch. Peanut is the only character currently in the show that Jeff didn’t make himself.
@@ajk496 I can tell....the ribs where puny and the beard was badly glued
A guy improve his stuff over time
"You lost a lot of weight"
"Jenny Craig "
I don’t know why, but I just love how he went so fast through the show back then, but now he takes his time, and really enjoys the moments. I love Jeff Dunham! 🤣❤️
So that's how it all started. Thanks for sharing that Jeff.
Didn't you read his book? He talks about this character.
Great video. It had all the ingredients that made Achmed great, including the skeleton, the "Silence, I keel you", and complaining about his many wives, but with a Bin laden beard instead. The big addition with Achmed, is the expressive eyebrows and eyes, and a better voice.
Jeff Dunham never gets old like dude, YOU LOOK THE SAME!!!
Eternally 40
So Achmed had a skeleton in his closet. Wonder what other lost tapes Achmed has hidden. Very nice Jeff Dunham.
Of course there’s a skeleton in his closet that’s where he sleeps
Hence the pun Trunks Vegeta Briefs.
Yeah, I'd love to see some of his other creations he tried out and didn't use again.
Albert Wesker 1969 Oh I get it, it's because he's a skeleton
Albert Wesker 1969 he sleeps in the closet, and in Jeff's suitcase
The way Comedy should be, coping through tough times with humor, Thank you Jef-fuhfuh!
This man is brilliant! Look at that arena, packed full. No idea what a seat costs but he doesn't need a band, a light show, 10 tons of sound reenforcement. Just mic and his little friends.
Don't get me wrong. I admire what he's done and continues to do.
How to get rich playing with dolls, I mean puppets. He has an amazing talent and uses it to maximum effect. I imagine when he was a young lad he took a lot of grief for his choose career path.
He who laughs last gets to laugh hardest, loudest and in many voices.
I hope he keeps it up for many more years. I thank you sir for the hours of entertainment and laughs. 🤪
So before Achmed said in Security "Hello, i am Linsey Lohan" Osama said "Hello, i am Ally Mcbeal" Adaptable joke for the ages.. :D
I thought he said Allen McNeal but I still don't get that one. Probably the only one that doesn't make sense.
@@chungusamongus519 The actress that played Ally McBeal lost a lot of weight and ppl were worried about her back then
@@dvineslim No, she didn't "lose weight", she was really skinny from the get-go, don't misrepresent reality. It just took a few years before people took note of it. And if I remember correctly, it was when the show had a few seasons behind it already, meaning that it was closer to the end of the show, than the beginning of it.
So, Achmed didn't make the "Silence, i kill you" phrase. He perfected it though. If you clise your eyes, you think it's Achmed. Dead Osama was a trail i think. Achmed is an upgrade - and a damn good one. Loving your work Jeff! Keep it up. I hope you bring another character into the mix at some point.
He did Dead Osama due to the 9/11 tragedies that dead asshole caused. After a few years he put him aside because the bit was getting stale. He did think about bringing him back but he wanted the act to be fresh so he came up with Achmed, which was a do over of Dead Osama. Yes, he did get a lot of jokes from DO and put them into Achmed.
There is a follow-up character, Achmed's half dead, half English son.
Oh, and if you wanted to edit your comment, completely up to you, "Dead Osama was a trail", did you mean trial? I think you reversed the "ia" in trial, unless that is what you meant.
2:53
3:01 A legend was born.
he was so much smaller back then
This dude is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen
You can tell Jeff got a lot inspiration from this puppet and even used his jokes like the legs turning backwards and “Silence, I kill you!”
Wow this is Achmed before he was the Achmed we all know and loved.
This old classic video is a new classic!
Does he still have the Osama Puppet? I feel like he should have Achmed interview him
People are too soft these days for that puppet. Its a great idea, but cancel culture would get Jeff.
Yes, he has it on a shelf in his garage.
tristan heckert Cancel culture could never dethrone Jeff Dunham. He would make a cancel culture based puppet and...
...
Oh my God I would pay MONEY to see a cancel culture puppet getting wrecked!!!
Laura B 😂😂😂 YES
Laura B maybe something like that with Url
Osama: "What are you doing?"
Jeff: "I'm trying to make your legs stay in one place"
Osama:"I like you"😆
Jeff is not just a comedian, he's a genius!
I'm missing the innuendo. What's going on?
Lmaooo as soon as i read this i heard it on the vid😂
The leg adjustments killed me. 😂
I still remember the first time you introduced Achmed.. It was hilarious
Oh mah, this is the first time he said "SILENCE, I KILL YOU" it feels weird ;-;
"Where are your WMDs?"
"Actually your thinking of Sudam Hussain".
That was hysterical!!!
Im so in love with this. So many origins to so many jokes
"Whats happening to my feet"
"I keel you"
"Hello i am Lindsey Lohan"
😂
5:27
Unimpressed dude on the far left LMAO 😂
Always pure fun and hilarity. Jeff is gold.
3:01 Intense I KEEL YOU
Wow! It's amazing the difference between Osama and Achmed but still so damn funny! You are AWESOME Jeff!
Yeah, Osama fit that time, so that was why it was funny. But it was getting stale, so Jeff stopped using him, and when he decided to bring his ass back, thought it would be better to have a redo of him, making him Achmed so it would stay fresh.
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"Where are your W.M.D.'s?"
"Actually that is Saddam."
Well done, Jeff
Jeff should bring this one back, to do a sort of get together with Achmed.
In achmed jingle bombs aced says where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me oh
In one, I think it was Controlled Chaos, it's implied Achmed was the one that sold out Osama in exchange for Navy Seals training.
@@Jarock316 I remember this joke too, it got so much better knowing he had an osama puppet
This dude is a comedic genius!! Omg it would be so AMAZING to see him live!! Won't ever be able to, no extra money but damn it would be amazing!!
Achmed is 10 times better. 👍🏼😃👍🏼
Chad Cole it is the same material
af2001 but it’s a different model
Taylin Verenini watch some of his old shows material is the same. If you close your eyes and you will have trouble figuring out which character it is
Chad and Hamilton, its basically the same material, but if it wasn't for Osama, Achmed doesn't even exist.
Chad Cole true he is crazier than achmed
"any questions?"
"where are you?"
"I'm right here dumbass"
Funniest bit!
I actually really enjoyed this. But i like how Achmed "bin laden" has evolved 😂
4:13 Literally every memer nowadays
Achmed reacts to: "Omg, the line that made me famous wasn't mine"
So before he was named Achmed, his name was actually Osama?
This was based on the evil Osama bin Laden, who now is dead.
Its osama's son
Who is now dead The ZDog Vlogs
@@sha11235 I agree that Osama is evil but so is America and their military.
You know-if u actually watch and listen to the video, you wouldn’t have to type anything. Just enjoy it! It’s comedy!
"SILENCE!!
...
... *B O O !"*
I'm wheezing
If people saw this in 2019 they would get butthurt
Braydon eh, I’m fine with it, but yeah some would be butthurt...
This is great
No, But it's Hurts 👍😆😆
Then it’s been successful
People are seeing this in 2019.
“IN YOUR FREAKIN SUITCASE.”
Osama is okay, Achmed is wayyy cooler 😆
CrisTechCuts yeah and achmed is funnier
Skullkrusher Vlogz idk jokes were the same really. Osama was just less of a bitch.
They both might have a bone to pick with you and both are always on the look out for dogs.
oh ya definitly
*SILENCE
THEY KILL YOU*
OH MY FREAKING GOD! THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL! This makes me like Achmed even more than I already have. XD
I was lucky to see him in a small place right before going huge. Very nice guy.
Somebody's had some SERIOUS Plastic Surgery
I'd say
Deaddy Fazpool Ha! Plastic, 'cause he modified a Halloween prop
Deaddy Fazpool ha ha, lol
Deaddy Fazpool I found your joke way funnier than I should have 😂
Lol
The Dead Osama is the love child of Achmed and Peanut
sure sounds like it could be, but the dead osama came before achmed.
Soron66 Time is wibbly wobbly. Example Phillip J. Fry is his own Grandfather despite being born years later
It gets lonely in a suitcase....😆
David Jensen Then he should have purple bones, right?
GhostCity Shelton not necessarily. Genetics is a crap shoot. My dog is a Lab/Poodle mix and even though he has the curls and the height of a standard poodle he isn't poofy and sheds like a Lab (as well as looking like a pure Lab from the front)
When it comes to puppeteering and great puppet jokes you are a true iKON keep up the great work and keep us laughing you’re the best!👍🏼🤩🤣
This is the first time in a year I’ve been able to laugh as hard as I have thank you Jeff Dunham I am in your debt God bless
Al Qaeda Elvis. HAHA That is gold. 🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻
6:16 “Where are you?”
"...I am right here, you idiot."
That has to be the best part!!! 😂😂😂
He looks more like Achmed as a baby or a small child.
Prototype puppet.
When you realize that some 30k people fill a stadium just to watch a guy play with puppets. Welcome to Earth Area 51 aliens.
"We have come to this planet looking for inteligent life oops we made a mistake"
Ms.T Marie You can’t just diss ventriloquism because it involves puppets. This guy makes more money than you and you’re mad 😂
No different than you posting on this video!
And on the other side of the planet puppets are not considered just for kids.
@@tomwells8785 Beam me up Scotty, there is no intellectual life down here!
I love this Jeff never fails to get me belly laughing always the quickest way to get me to laugh I love how most of his jokes are borderline offensive it fits my sense of humour perfectly
I can’t believe there was another dead terrorist this is golden. I gotta say it, he looks more scary than achmed
thas kim k before their discovery of plastic surgery
THEY ACHMED has a son also SO THREE TERRORISTS
3:13 when your friend ate all the pizza rolls
This is gold. Achmed's prototype is still awesome.
Joke of the Day
Peanut: I hate people with Nut Allergies
Jeff: Why?
Peanut: Because they can't love me
Haleigh: how ironic. XD
Why does he sound like Zim when he says “Greetings, infidels”?
Hail
3:10 when the teacher catches you on your phone
Creepy... lol.
Ahahaha yes😂😂
Interesting to see the basic same routine here as for achmed, the 'stop touching meeee' bit for example 😊
A True Origin Story! XD
Wow, it really is Osama! 😃
Absolutely incredible, Jeff! Can’t wait to see him again! 😀
Taylor The Amazon Princess Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen
So this is where "Silence! I kill you." came from.
Achmed was a nice evolution. Oh and Jacques Med too!
Osama is just as funny as Achmed. Jeff Dunham never gets old. Lol!😂😂
Thx so much 4 the heart Jeff! Love u guys too!!😘😘😘
Hand to hand combat training
Explosive training
Arson and crafts
I first heard "Arson Crafts"
I see what you mean.
I guess I’ve been watching Jeff and the guys ever since the early 90’s. The first time I seen him was late at night and it was only peanut, Walter and the Jalapeño on a STICK! Love this guy. Great work Jeff
That "Silence! I'll kill you" continues with Achmed🤣
This is my favorite of the original puppet designs. I also love how you can clearly tell the audience is very uncomfortable at first 😂
5:04 When the spider you just stepped on gets up and starts running
"I see the bus from Fuquay got here tonight"
If you live in this part of NC you know that sheeet is funny as hell.
Especially if you know the rest of the name of that town and you laughed at outsiders trying to say it.
"Fuquay-Varina"
So in Controlled Chaos, Walter stole Osama's, "Maaaaargaret" joke?
Nice catch. I was thinking that, but wanted to see if anyone else said it already.
Actually Peanut did that long before this.
Hilarious i never get enough of his videos, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What you don't know is that that intro took about eight different tries.
He couldn't figure out how to work his phone.
Well, as Walter would say, "Dumbass!"
I was lucky enough to see the very first version of Achmed. It was during a show at the Irvine Improv. I was there in the front row. It was the funniest live show I’ve ever seen. 👍👍
It took guts to pull-off this one in 2003, only 2 years after 9/11. Causality tolls rising. I am not sure whether I would have laughed back then, some of my friends/acquaintances/connections were dead, injured, impacted, or at war. But Dunham pulls it off beautifully. Thank you.
That goat joke had me dead.
It's amazing how far you've come over your career. Keep up the good work.
We are definitely going to SEE him in person!!!
Achmed was NOT amused! Which is why he blew himself up!
Achmed:. SILENCE!!! (i keel you?)
Me:. I'm not particularly worried.
I thought that was an accident.
@@Jarock316 It was. He was dumb enough to answer his cell phone while filling his scooter with gas.
Funny stuff right here! 😃
TFS Jeff. You are like fine wine. 😄😊
Dead Osama... cool character, nice beard..- Wait...... Achmed was created 15 years ago?!?!?!!?!
*Why do I feel so old!!??!*
I’m barely considered as an adult to most people!!
Don't worry about it peach, it's just a feel. It'll pass...
Noor M Yus that... Is a lie. This feeling may pass but you'll find something else that'll make you feel old. Sad but true (and I'm only 20)
Gaming Master Anthony Trust me. Am half a century & I don't feel old at all. Cause age, is just a number. U will realize it when u pass 30. U will feel like it's not even there.
You feel old? I saw Jeff Dunham for the first time live in the 90s when I used to be a doorman at a comedy club in Boston, then I used to watch him on TV on a show that I don't think is on anymore called A&E's Evening At The Improv. When it was actually called the Arts and Entertainment channel. Back then, he only had Peanut, and I think Jose Jalapeno (on a steeck).
Sorry, meant to say after seeing him live in Boston was before that. Can't edit my comment.
I was just 3 years old at the time. Now I am 20 years old watching this and still laughing my ass off.
So cool to see the precursor of Achmed
4:34 when you scare the cat
I love that one 😂😂😂
I needed this... thank you Jeff for sharing your amazing talent with the world! This is the first time I've smiled all day!
To think we hated people who didn't attack us. All those things we said, myself included. Wound up being Cheney, Bush and Rumsfeld.
Don't forget all those looney liberals.