Stitches - Kilos In My Bag (Official Music Video)
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- Опубліковано 2 лют 2015
- Watch the official music video of Stitches "Kilos In My Bag"
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When you smuggle an extra box of cigarettes from spain back to the uk
Dude be trippin
when u bring 2 bottles of cola instead of 1 300ml bottle
😂😂 yuh
dead
At first we were all watching these ironically, but this is actually a really good song!!
This was never about irony for me... I like Stitches for the authenticity. The man tells me he loves selling blow, so I take one look at him and say "yup, that's honesty in art right there."
***** jij moet wel nederlands zijn hahahaha
fuck you on?
Ik had het niet over de naam maar omdat Nederlanders bijna de enige zijn die schelden met kanker of mensen kanker toewensen.
Ok. Ja niet dus haha
Imagine being his lawyer lol.
Imagine being The people behind him in line at TSA😂
😂
Lawyer has his own rhyme, "F.. da D.A, I got clients in da clink"
@@alaskanbehrens244 bdhchfhhhfgrhydr
@@billtomasello2333 hfhrhfghufgeidhfbbdbc fhjrhttdgtjh jffbhf
1:13-1:18 still remains one of the best moments in a music video I’ve ever seen
Absolutely my favorite part I die every time
i like the part where he's like "take a bump on the plane if i want!"
@@emailchrismoll and hes in a car 😂
His look definitely matches his personality
+TheWestCoastgamerz no,genius
he's a clown and that he looks like
that's what he wanted :P
"Hey guys I'm just here shooting a music video, I really don't walk through the airport with kilos in my bag. Have a good day officer"
Haha nice
pooped a little
Right... This is fake as hell but it is entertaining. Kind of like ICP in high school.
HOW U KNOW
love thes shit
Let's see how many legends still listening this masterpiece on 2023..
☘️💯
🤢🤮
My uncle showed me this song high on coke I think this song will never die 😂😂🔥
I think I was bout 12
how about 2024?
Started listening to this dude kinda ironically at first. Now I just genuinely love him.
And that's how you gain a loyal customer folks
i feel the same, funny isnt hahaha
same here like this guy
Despite being a culture vulture, his personality seems to be down to earth... He honestly doesn't seem like a bad dude irl (judging by the interviews I've seen of him), but his whole style and his music suuuuuuucks! And that's just being real. Then again, I'm seeing it from the perspective of a brown person... Black and brown people view things differently. White people seem to be attracted to the edge, naturally speaking... Hence the yelling and the hard metal we here from whites in music all the time. The darkness isn't in whites like that... The yin element is dominant in the soul of a white person, not the yang.
The REAL Exposing the Joy of Satan no. Just no.
This is exactly the type of reliable partner El Chapo is looking for...
poppachubby chubby can you even imagine? Lol
The kind of guy that would blend in with regular folks and work without being noticed...
poppachubby chubby lmao
who do you think has been keeping business going?
@@jakelee8380 El Chapo is in prison and has been for years
Stitches much love and respect you were given an opportunity and you took it. I love your music and I love that you dedicate time to your fans. Keep it up bruh bruh
Love the music, keeps getting better and better. Started with "Brick in yo face" and haven't been disappointed since.
Bro this is 7 years old
You have low standards
Blends right in. Not suspicious at all. Well for Florida that is.
Adam Weishaupt Florida after Castro released all those mental patients.
🤣🤣🤣 yes a typical "florida man"
hes the most bait person i ever seen what cocaine to the airport, " hey look at me rolling up in a donk all these tattos and a duffle bag!" lol real gangsters try to stay as quiet as possible because even a day in a cage is hard , in america for drugs its like 15 years. Stitches is not real he prob. sells grams and ounces like a regular drug dealer. If I was a Miami cop and watched this Id just do some corrupt shit and arrest him , all that gloating one day he ll get locked up long time.
+416RG " If I was a Miami cop and watched this Id just do some corrupt shit and arrest him" So like every other Miami cop?
+416RG He probably doesn't sell shit, nobody is selling any form of gear would advertise it, if they do they won't last long
+Terius Smith lies. Watch Lil Jay videos. He always advertises what he's selling lol
Jeremy Thomas
Lol and look at him now, in and out of jail.
Worst criminals ever
+Terius Smith wrong person... youre thinking of a guy named John.
This is priceless. Nothing's changed. One of them songs that's gonna be an old not forgotten favorite in 100 years from now. Yes my good man. Yes. G'd up!
Are you violent jay or shaggy too dope?
What kind of comment is this lmao, fug off
you were saying ? nobody gives shit about this song and thats not even 10 yrs from the release :D :D :D
This is the most GTA song I've ever heard
Fuck off
❤️
Yessir
@@raichuraiyu6588 lol why youbmad
GTA 7 : Stitches of Florida
This song never gets old 😂
Dude wrote his lyrics on an etchasketch
u do realize how legit that would be right?
and had plenty uh room to spare.
Dying
Stitches the type of Nigga to play Nintendo 3DS while listening to music on his IPOD throughout his Dead Homiez Funeral.
+Daniel Pawelczyk Riff Raff ate Mgk and shit this guy out
Hmmm... So this is what happens when El Chapo says beetlejuice 3 times.
+Ricky 415
best comment lmao!!!!
jajajajajajaajajajajaja
jajajajaja
+Ricky 415 Im fucking dying lmao i cant. 😂
+Ricky 415 Bang Biscuit!!!
He’s got balls for saying he’s connected with the cartel..even going as far as saying El Chapos name on the track.
Cuz it’s harder for them to get him in the US. He’d probably be dead or confronted if he was in Mexico and said that.
Or hes really connected and none of you know what your talking bout 🤷♂️
@@trollemall well it's no secret he is. Dude been in court crying all over. People have clearly witnessed this. But no one has proof one way or another that Stiches is in the cartel and just assuming hes not although it be your opinion is just that, your opinion and not facts because you have no proof one way or another. So like I said before, no one knows what they are talking about. 👍
this dude might come across as fake but hes real asf
@@user-xb4cr1ym4f nigga you know his song shoot to kill ? He literally films a music video with the cartel driving him around Mexico 🇲🇽🙄 do your research for You speak on some you have nothing to do with 😂
Sick dude
I don't care what anyone else says. These are some of the most creative, honest, and intelligent lyrics I've heard in any song ever.
Your rate
Grant Sundbye That is correct
Grant Sundbye yess
Grant Sundbye you're abusing sarcasm.
Grant Sundbye I agree with u he is the only rapper in the world who speaks the truth his not fake like those rappers tyga 21 savages and others
Damn Andy Samberg is getting turned up these days!
Lmao you fool😂😂😂
+Scott Freeman HAHAH!!! that alone made it worth reading all these stupid fucking comments!
Right!!
i kept thinking this had to be satire, but no. its all to real.
He's just having some problems with addiction I'm sure Andy Samberg will be back to normal soon..
He gives me teddy bear vibes idk why jajajajaj he looks like the sweetest person ever 😂
This is one of the best songs by stitches
I hear voices is so beater
This and brick in ya face 😝😝😝
Agreed🔥🔥🔥😝😝😝
Naw man molly cyrus is the best total hilarity
Facts
is the ak on your face Stat Track??
It might factory new.. 😂😂
+Kone Looks like an Elite Build.
I'm pretty sure it's an AK Pistol
+Kone maybe a cartel statrack? das why he likes el chapo
+Alber7 stock skin.. ewwww
I'm gettin high on my own supply/
I'm sellin drugs till the day I die/
Fucking modern day Shakespeare.
LOL i doubt real pushers use their own supply.. this is funny
then you must not know the game homie
everyone starts out pushin it all but once they try it once they usally cant stop
I know right, I move to mars next month.
blueskyjedi1990 its been a month you in Mars?
Roger H ya you don kno the game then homie
Before I read the lyrics, I somehow heard it as if he said "Take a poop on the plane if I want!" NOW I hear that he's singing BUMP.
The dreams I have about walking thru the airport with them kilos in my bag has me waking up sweating still to this day 😅
Są tu jacyś Polacy:)
+Bierutow&Karwiniec% od 2 dni kisnę z tego kolesia xD ale niektóre dziarki ma fajne
+The Szaman Zgodzę się z topom kałaszek Np.
Wszystkie dziarki ma zajebiste :D
+Bierutow&Karwiniec% Nie ma hehe DEA HEH
+maciej wrotek śmierdzi
Me and my friends pull up Stitches videos when we need a good laugh. Thanks Stitches! lmao
Right, this dude is hilarious😅
I like his music....
+hail2redskins1 why? what is there to like about it? you'd have to be ignorant to think its anything close to good. Its good for a laugh but thats about it!
+Autumn Barnes I like the beat and he tells a crazy story with his lyrics....it's be seen waaaaaaaay worse rappers get more credit than this guy.....im not like a fan boy or nothing just being real about it....it's not bad music
😂
I walk through the airport with the ever present fear that I may have possibly lost my passport or left it at home, but after slapping all of my pockets in a panic.. I realise is in my bag.
I was addicted now I have it stuck in my head again
Stitches is killin the underground game! I would like to see him make it big. I love the crunk bangers hes puttin out.
You got your wish. His videos now get millions of views
Ak-47 on face ... Airport staff: yeah just go right through sir
Walking through the airport with face tats and a couple of keys seems like a good idea🤔
"You ain't gonna catch me slippin"
But I'll definitely be at the airport with kilos in my bag so you'll never find me. 😅
"i got cheetos in my bag "
THIS NIGGA 😂😂
+Zszywek17 fuck the munchies! i got cheetos in my bag
+Zszywek17 would've made it more believable.
+gamerdude239 LMFAO
im dying 😂😂
a guy with an AK tattoed on his face would definetely be a good one to take kilos in an airport.
Always watch and listen to your shit.
I love this song 💙😍😍
2:53 when he says "I just let it rip" replace the gun sounds with farts xD
For some reason I really think the laugh and "Stitches" is fucking cool at 0:22 - 0:26
He's like the joker vs slipknot vs waka
Stiches wrote this comment
nice
+zacklton what?...
zacklton nah im not stitches fam lol i have videos posted
Fantastic, good music.
Stitches lubie takie twój rap od małego słuchałem takiego rapu doceniam cię za te wszystkie utwory
I was in a really really bad mood...I watched this video...now I cant stop laughing...thanks stitches
2:12 He reminds me those cockatoos who dance moving their head
Nacho Ruiz Rodriguez 😂😂😂😂😂
Fuccin ded
I love this song!!!!
Dat cocaine white box chevy tuff💯 still bumpin this in 24
He rhymes the word "want" six times with itself... this guy is a spicy meme.
A lyrical genius lol. He needs to stick to them funny songs like molly cyrus
It feels like every comment on this vid is sarcastic.. but they all say " OMG WOW SO GREAT"
This dude played too much GTA.
+LittlePenguinLove xdd :D
Hahaha
Anyone else hyped 4 DLC Cunning Stunts?
UndahCovah no Cumming Stunts
LMFAO!
It's like a train wreck,I can't take my eyes off this,starting to dig this dude
Lol... This dude ain't getting through customs.
Omg your comment had me laughing.
😂😂😂
I think the AK tatted on his face is a give-a-way
what a masterpiece. proud of you stitches.
oh shit, he rhymed sky with sky..
Nbss
every rapper does that
Lol I know right, bravo stitches
I love this song!
Sick rhymes though: "CHICAGO, JAYO, SCAYO."//"SMOKE WEED ON THE PLANE IF I WANT, DO A BUMP ON THE PLANE IF I WANT"
He looks good here. Looks healthy. Looks like a boss
Boss? Of who? A crew of idiots?
Cheetos in my bag I got Cheetos in my baaaaaaaag!
lol
classic
my mans a G
Carla Kepler
Chitownkas stolen
I love this song
i stumble thru the A-port with Stitches n my bag.
Well done bruh!!! Love ya music!!!!
Dude literally shaking hands with feds lol
This song is perfect 😍
1:20 - When it's friday/payday & you go back home like
+Manuel Sánchez LOL
+Manuel Sánchez lmao u a damn fool
😂😂
Stitches looks like a homeless guy that would rob you just so he could purposely go to jail and receive medical treatment and free food.
Lmao😂😂😂
but reality is a rich drug dealer
+AllStar You seriously think Stitches is a drug dealer? And rich too? There's no way you were born before the year 2000.
hollowpointkid and hes el chapo son also
Dead 😂😂
i listened to this like 20 times at the airport. was thinking about doing a bump on the plane in the bathroom but i didnt wanna take any risk so i just sent it thru the maiiiiil
This dude walking thru an airport with anything is suspect
Kozak nutka, pozdro z Polski :D
"El chapo is my friend" I sure hope so cause he just escaped from prison.
This my top 5 jam late at Night
Love this song 💕
Nothing against him, but literally who would let him walk through the airport without searching him at least 10 times.
especially with the way he looks
ppl who are paid off? green can buy pretty much everything in the us
Play-Doh My name is this is big give me mecard😉
stitches is mushroom is a killer you people respect here light he's fire father
Tjsgamesnlife cavity search
One of my all time favorites 💯 #tmigang
03:03 i really felt it when he said that
OMG my favorite
First a song about putting drugs in "yo" face
Then a song about putting drugs in a bum
Then a song about putting drugs in a bag
This salamander is a lyrical genius.
I got cheetos in my bag
I got Doritos in mine
Poke' Boys
it's kilo's KILO'S
i walked through the airport with Doritos in my Doritos in my bag and them Cheetos getting mad
andrea Johnson ff i
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tvkep
dvs hOos
Najlepsze co może być na pobudkę
Hell yeah stitches keep doing
"the cartel, yeah im connected with them" LOOOL! what a joker stitches is, so funny
@@stephenmillhouse9200 no he wasn't
@@stephenmillhouse9200 he's not dead
@@stephenmillhouse9200 it was a rumour lool
Kids yall need to know, nobody is connected with the Cartel De Sinaloa, they are connected with the government.
TSA for sure probing him up on sight, best have someone else carry those kilos
That’d be the very last time he could transport after a fire song like this! Lol
Nobody:
No one:
Not a soul:
Not even Satan:
Me: SMOKE WEED ON THE PLANE IF I WANT
Im not sold on this kid but gotta give respect were it is do. Dope Song!
TO JEST GENIALNE
I got Kilos In My Bag in 2019! Who else??
😂😂😂😂
Fuck the police
I HATE people who asks this question STFU desperate ass niggas
My GLS still using
"I got oxys in my bag...a pen n a script pad. Fuck tha doctors"
Love from Ontario Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve seen this video at least a thousand times and 3 years later I see that his donk is missing a headlight at 0:35
That's hilarious
Thats cold air intake bro. Vtec in that chevy
Kilo stash
@@NickPeters-cz6oh lol
your so hard love all your music ignore haters
So lit
its true, you literally can get a private flight to a city with kilos in your bag
I still miss after old stitches and his unique style.
I doubt this guy goes through airports without SERIOUS inspections
Jean-Claude Garcia he is rich he don't need to walk threw the airport lol he probably paid them all off
Eduardo Manero lol
Eduardo Manero money does alot buddy you wouldn't know all the crooked cops
He has lots of money therefore he can pay them off, you can get away with murder if u have lots of money
Lol
This dude is killing it
The king of music
Honestly, this aint that bad. Its pretty catchy and flows nicely
q10433215
No. It's really, really fucking bad
HybridEdits it's fucking hilarious
great song stiches! i especially liked the part when you said "I got kilos im my bag" love how you implemented this powerful yet simple meaning into an amazing song. i love you eccentricity you've got!
And when he said I’m selling drugs til the day I die it jus inspired me
Just wack ass fuck,is this fr
I respect his approach...be as open and honest as you can be about it and they’ll never suspect 🤨
1:27 you broke a crack commandment.
Cocaine not crack my guy
It's been a while since I hear this song and it's still awesome. Good memories
Listen again
And again