Horrible Histories HHTV News: The Roman Invasion of Britain report

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  • @vibraphonics
    @vibraphonics 12 років тому +257

    "Romans go home" Subtle Python reference methinks...

  • @joshuahargrave8239
    @joshuahargrave8239 4 роки тому +97

    "A series of emperors from Rome calling themselves "Roman emperors""

  • @ericdunn360
    @ericdunn360 3 роки тому +44

    Bob Hale is loveable crazy, and the looks on Sam's face are priceless.

  • @grzybjak
    @grzybjak 10 років тому +272

    "But not for long!" -ThatGuyFromTheHHReport

    • @BigDylan66
      @BigDylan66 4 роки тому +28

      Kacper Niemiec how dare you disrespect Bob Hale like that

    • @Person5-
      @Person5- 4 роки тому +10

      It’s Bob Hale

    • @sajiahassan8610
      @sajiahassan8610 4 роки тому +8

      DISGRACEFUL

    • @tombennett8835
      @tombennett8835 4 роки тому +5

      DISGRACEFUL

    • @nameslesss
      @nameslesss 4 роки тому +1

      Dylan66 bruh this comment was 5 years ago

  • @benmorter5457
    @benmorter5457 10 років тому +224

    what's usually overlooked is that the Scottish weren't that hard to invade after all, it was their landscape that made the land impossible and virtually useless to conquer. One powerful Roman general actually reached so far into Scotland that he was being offered peace treaties and land treaties and he could have invaded the whole of Scotland if he had continued. However because of his victories, he was becoming extreamly popular in Rome and the emperor feared a popular uprising against him so he recalled the general back to Rome before he could complete the invasion. Most historical sources fail to mention such factors though

  • @liger-9990
    @liger-9990 4 роки тому +44

    "... A tried and tested combination of smooth talk and unimaginable violence."

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 9 років тому +40

    His aunt Jesse is 3m tall. That's like 9ft. She should play for the WNBA.

    • @arlenedavis5770
      @arlenedavis5770 6 місяців тому

      Maybe she does. With arms like oak trees, imagine the dunks she'd make.

  • @versusVSversus.
    @versusVSversus. 2 роки тому +11

    "If there's one thing I've learned about Rome's invasion of Britain...
    A hairy, naked, screaming man wielding a blade can give even the most stalwart of attackers pause."

  • @mrobsidian6447
    @mrobsidian6447 4 роки тому +36

    This is all done in one take, just wanna put that out there

    • @davidlapiz9869
      @davidlapiz9869 4 роки тому +11

      That's Bob Hale for ya, mate.

    • @sophiehale1171
      @sophiehale1171 3 роки тому +1

      Yesss

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 4 місяці тому

      He did walk offscreen for a bit though, so they had room for another take if they so desired.

  • @GhostHUNTERSASG108
    @GhostHUNTERSASG108 11 років тому +4

    the most famous quote of Bob Hale "...BUT not for long!!!"

  • @me-dc8pj
    @me-dc8pj 4 роки тому +19

    Sam's face tho XD. Also I stan Bob, he's awesome

  • @shinnero6414
    @shinnero6414 3 роки тому +6

    These are amazing! Can't believe I'm only just discovering them.

  • @MrJammers
    @MrJammers 10 років тому +22

    I love this guy

  • @VaraSwift
    @VaraSwift 11 років тому +10

    I'm learning so much!!!

  • @leighbaggaley8460
    @leighbaggaley8460 9 років тому +10

    My class loved this video!!!!

  • @ellenkingsley
    @ellenkingsley 11 років тому +33

    lol love little animations of the Scottish attacking the Romans

  • @TheOvervoid
    @TheOvervoid Рік тому +3

    An Assassin's Creed game set during Septimus's attempted invasion of the Highlands would be dope!!

  • @benmcguire9093
    @benmcguire9093 10 років тому +32

    Reply your answer:
    Is this a news report on the Romans or a news report on his family?

  • @warwick936
    @warwick936 11 років тому +8

    Hail Bob!

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 3 роки тому +4

    'using the tried and tested method of smooth talk and unimaginable violence'
    so true.
    Method is so succesful usa still uses it.

  • @hammerorightousness9767
    @hammerorightousness9767 11 років тому +23

    and taking their noses with them

  • @shortround551
    @shortround551 11 років тому +28

    This is why Im Proud of being British :)

  • @alisonmaunder1247
    @alisonmaunder1247 3 роки тому +7

    It's odd that when Britain is invaded it's an "invasion", but it's "colonisation" when Britain invades others....at any rate, good clip.

    • @ishmaelforester9825
      @ishmaelforester9825 2 роки тому

      How far are you going with that Alison? I'll call mass immigration into Britain an invasion and what do you call it? Enrichment?

    • @ishmaelforester9825
      @ishmaelforester9825 2 роки тому

      Let them turn the colonial Britons out by spite, the colonial Africans and Asians better get off the Thames and Humber and out of England then.

    • @alisonmaunder1247
      @alisonmaunder1247 2 роки тому

      @@ishmaelforester9825 ummm…no? I’d call it an invasion when colonial powers invade an otherwise self-sufficient, independent, proud nation under the guise of “settlement”.
      Not enrichment, no.

  • @joshuatrees
    @joshuatrees 11 років тому +6

    My grandpa learned some more history on the Romans FROM that vid

  • @Asgar95
    @Asgar95 11 років тому +11

    Or so we thought!

  • @QueenShireen
    @QueenShireen 12 років тому +16

    '' But not for long !!! '' .... lvoe him .. xD

  • @tabitha9723
    @tabitha9723 4 роки тому +5

    Honestly who needs comedy when you have “BUT NOT FOR LONG” and “HI, I’M A SHOUTY MAN

    • @bankrobber6993
      @bankrobber6993 4 роки тому +2

      Yaaaaaassss
      I mean.. that is as close as you can get to comedy XD

  • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
    @Inkyminkyzizwoz 3 роки тому +1

    I'd love to see the Yugoslavia Report:
    "Slobodan Milošević is offered what's called the Carrington Plan, which will make all the Yugoslav republics independent, but talks break down after he 'Slobodan' the proposal and refused to sign."

  • @o_o5350
    @o_o5350 10 років тому +11

    Go Scotland!!!

  • @MarkHalliwell1
    @MarkHalliwell1 9 років тому +1

    Very informative and funny

  • @cristi37
    @cristi37 3 роки тому +2

    Romans: invade Britain
    Poor economy, Visigothic invaders and Saxons: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @AgherDeadpan
    @AgherDeadpan 3 роки тому +2

    The original Bill Wurtz

  • @cedwhitlock
    @cedwhitlock 4 роки тому +2

    Did he just say Septimus Severus.... coz if he did.... I have been brought immense joy. Septimus Weasley is Ron Weasley's grandfather. And obviously Severus Snape

  • @weeguy52
    @weeguy52 11 років тому +1

    great video well explained

  • @domdegood5376
    @domdegood5376 11 років тому +2

    SAYING THAT THE ROMANS WENT BACK TO ROME ITS LIKE SAYING AMERICANS WENT BACK TO ENGLAND.

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 4 роки тому +1

      ? The Romans did go back to Rome as they needed the men to help defend the city from barbarians.....

    • @hiddenperson3696
      @hiddenperson3696 3 роки тому

      @@Alucard-gt1zf Do you need a video

  • @sparktastic1099
    @sparktastic1099 9 років тому

    This is a good video !!!!!👍👍👍

  • @nixks2093
    @nixks2093 4 роки тому +2

    This guy was doing oversimplified history before oversimplified history

  • @revinhatol
    @revinhatol 12 років тому

    So Cool!

  • @Obasiliasfilosofos
    @Obasiliasfilosofos 11 років тому +1

    They could have done it but it would have required diverting Legions away from the Rhine & other more value provinces also being threatened, The rugged terrain in the highlands was not suited for their style of warfare & the country did not offer them much.

  • @Justice237
    @Justice237 11 років тому +3

    no, actually I got the word 'satis' from a story called venalicius in cambridge latin course book 1

  • @JadenVonBat
    @JadenVonBat Рік тому

    I guess the Gauls didn't want to get involved in all of that.

  • @aleccap5946
    @aleccap5946 4 роки тому

    There's about as much history on here as I have on my toast

  • @bankrobber6993
    @bankrobber6993 4 роки тому +1

    right? WROOONGGGGGG!!
    But not for LOOONGGGGGG!!!

  • @Justice237
    @Justice237 12 років тому +1

    "Satis est satis!"

  • @redsnoopy32
    @redsnoopy32 3 роки тому

    love this

  • @schizoidboy
    @schizoidboy 11 років тому

    I remember on Masterpiece Theater Alistair Cooke quoted from a Roman document, which he claimed you don't scream about in Scotland is that the Romans never wanted Scotland. It might have had to do with the climate, after all they never went into Scandinavia or other Northern regions in Europe, but that is just my interpretation on the latter part.

  • @blackhatfreak
    @blackhatfreak 3 роки тому

    I've noticed they repeat disproven myths a lot which is a shame since they're supposed to be educational.

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier 4 роки тому +2

    So basically Donald Trump's foreign policy is from 120-odd AD...

  • @cookiefrog
    @cookiefrog 3 дні тому

    I’m not even joking is something im going to tell my friends one day

  • @emilianoisaiahlennet1992
    @emilianoisaiahlennet1992 3 роки тому

    I wanna see Bob Hale's Coronavirus report

  • @impossiblyizzy
    @impossiblyizzy 12 років тому +1

    that's what I was about to comment! Lol!

  • @ishmaelforester9825
    @ishmaelforester9825 2 роки тому

    Britons AD0 aagh the Roman's are here!
    Britons AD2022 Oo, the Roman's were here!

  • @februaryosullivan4244
    @februaryosullivan4244 11 років тому +1

    thats probably true, they didn't bother invading Ireland basically because it was too cold- they called it Hibernia, as in winter [although they sometimes call it Scotia, as that is where the Scots lived, some Scots later lived to it now Scotland, hence the name] it is because of this that Ireland and Scotland remained Celtic in their language and culture

  • @Mosalah_Editz901
    @Mosalah_Editz901 3 роки тому +1

    But Not for long!

  • @SuperGreatSphinx
    @SuperGreatSphinx 11 років тому

    Provincia Britannia (English: British Province; Welsh: Talaith Prydain), today known as Roman Britain, was a province of the Roman Empire from 43 to 409, spanning at its height in 160, the southern three-quarters of the island of Great Britain.

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 11 років тому

      Before the Roman invasion, begun in 43, Iron Age Britain already had established cultural and economic links with continental Europe, but the Roman invaders introduced new developments in agriculture, urbanisation, industry and architecture. Beyond the first few decades after the initial invasion, Roman historians generally mention Britannia only in passing. Thus, most knowledge of Roman Britain has derived from archaeological investigations, and the epigraphic evidence lauding the Britannic achievements of an Emperor of Rome, such as Hadrian (r. 117-38) and Antoninus Pius (r. 138-61), whose walls demarcated the northern borders of Roman Britain.

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 11 років тому

      Julius Caesar conducted the first Roman campaigns in Britain in 55 BC. The conquest did not begin until AD 43, in the reign of the Emperor Claudius. Following the conquest of the native Britons, a distinctive Romano-British culture emerged under provincial government, which, despite steadily extended territorial control northwards, was never able to exert definite control over Caledonia. The Romans demarcated the northern border of Britannia with Hadrian's Wall, completed around the year 128. Fourteen years later, in 142, the Romans extended the Britannic frontier northwards, to the Forth-Clyde line, where they constructed the Antonine Wall, but, after approximately twenty years, they then retreated to the border of Hadrian's Wall. Around the year 197, Rome divided Britannia into two provinces, Britannia Superior and Britannia Inferior; sometime after 305, Britannia was further divided, and made into an imperial diocese. For much of the later period of the Roman occupation, Britannia was subject to barbarian invasions and often came under the control of imperial usurpers and pretenders to the Roman Emperorship.

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 11 років тому

      Roman officials departed from Britain around the year 410, which began the sub-Roman period (5th-6th centuries), but the legacy of the Roman Empire was felt for centuries in Britain.

  • @LukeLTV
    @LukeLTV 11 років тому +1

    You just got that from Google Translate.

  • @mateusz73
    @mateusz73 11 років тому

    considering it was he first ever invasion of Britain, people shouldn't be surprised it failed, plus the first invasion was more of a reconnaissance operation

  • @kairinase
    @kairinase 4 роки тому +4

    Scottish Claymore are almost two meters in length, how could any Roman beat that?

    • @bengoodwin465
      @bengoodwin465 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t know, but Bob’s aunt Jessie could. She’s 3m tall, you know, with arms like oak trees.

    • @jeffreygao3956
      @jeffreygao3956 4 роки тому +1

      Claymores were only invented in 1400.

    • @kairinase
      @kairinase 4 роки тому +1

      @@jeffreygao3956 There has to be a precursor weapon that existed before Claymores, that lead the Scots to forged their swords longer and longer, until they reach Claymore's length.

    • @antonytye3484
      @antonytye3484 4 роки тому

      @@kairinase The Scots were named after the Scotti, Irish raiders, the werent even in Britain at the time of the Romans, and not for 100 years or so after they left. Other than pirates and raiders, the Claymore wasnt invented until a thousand years after the romans left, the Picts were eventually conquered by the Scots and Alba was formed from Dal Riata and Pictonia.

    • @kairinase
      @kairinase 4 роки тому

      @@antonytye3484 Real history aside, Suppose that you are a Hero or a Warrior or maybe a mere soldier whose common equipment and weapon provided by your force, does not fit you and your fighting style.
      You take your earnings, go to the local or distant blacksmith, and ask him to forge you a custom weapon. One that could make you more lethal and not belitteled by your opponents.
      After some measuring, The blacksmith suggested a long blade with two handed grip. You agree, he forged, and the long sword was born.
      As it gets more used, it became more popular. Now it's the common weapon for your clan.
      After a thousand years, that first long sword is lost. So there's no telling if there's a precursor weapon. People just find the en massed version that your clan used... not the first one that you ask the blacksmith to forge.
      That's why I claim that all weapon, have their precursors, only the historians cannot find it.

  • @unikkorns
    @unikkorns 12 років тому +1

    Trousers made of bacon. Sounds lovely.

  • @ashtonflare8959
    @ashtonflare8959 4 роки тому

    can someone pls tell me which season this is cos im tryna learn about the romans so someone pls tell me!

  • @GhostHUNTERSASG108
    @GhostHUNTERSASG108 11 років тому

    Bob Hale rocks!!!

  • @ashleydeshazo4122
    @ashleydeshazo4122 10 років тому

    It sure took awhile, but eventually Rome settled. This time when Roman Britain had Boudica who, if I wasn't always sided with the Romans, was a pretty awesome woman. When Boudica eventually lost, she cursed the ninth legion, which suffered many hardships, until it marched into the mountains to settle the Picts, and never came back.

    • @MrRemicas
      @MrRemicas 10 років тому

      It came back,as the Ninth Legion disappeared in the eastern part of the Empire, in Palestine or against the Parthian.

    • @ashleydeshazo4122
      @ashleydeshazo4122 10 років тому

      Didn't only part of it come back? I mean, they never reformed it.

    • @TEHORANGEAVENGER
      @TEHORANGEAVENGER 10 років тому +1

      Boudica's Celtic army ambushed the ninth legion while marching, effectively wiping it out. She lost to the 14th and 20th legions.

    • @kaguth
      @kaguth 10 років тому

      Remicas What happened to the ninth is up for debate among historians I think, in any case it vanished.

  • @wesleyogilvie8105
    @wesleyogilvie8105 11 років тому

    I guess anyone who tried to take Scotland had failed miserably, but other people have been able to take over England with little problems.

    • @UltraMrwinkle
      @UltraMrwinkle 11 років тому +1

      Hahahhahaha the Kingdom of England has only ever been successfully invaded once.

    • @wesleyogilvie8105
      @wesleyogilvie8105 11 років тому +5

      The Romans, Saxons, Normans, Vikings, Dutch, they all took over England.

    • @UltraMrwinkle
      @UltraMrwinkle 11 років тому +6

      Vikings never successfully invaded as they never took Wessex. Romans never took the 'kingdom of England.' They took English lands off the Celts so not the kingdom of England. Same with the Saxons and when did the dutch successfully invade and conquer England?

    • @wesleyogilvie8105
      @wesleyogilvie8105 11 років тому +2

      Vikings in Denmark and Norway, they settled in it after pillaging it, it doesn't matter if it was Celts or Anglo, they still conquered what is now England, and there were Celts in Scotland, how come the Romans couldn't take their land?

    • @bloodsucker1186
      @bloodsucker1186 10 років тому

      Ollie Tyler that would be the glorious revolution of 1688 when James the second was overthrown for showing catholic practices so Parliament conspired with the Protestant William the third (William of Orange king of the Netherlands (dutch)) to throw James out so William could take the throne and marry Mary he brought a fleet and an army with him to secure the throne beat James the seconds army and became joint monarch of Britain with his wife Mary it kinda counts as an invasion but he was invited by Parliament so it kinda counts

  • @jonathanlemonwrestlingshow9251
    @jonathanlemonwrestlingshow9251 4 роки тому +1

    But not for long !! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ImpCaesarHadrianvs
    @ImpCaesarHadrianvs 10 років тому +3

    Your so beloved island was a part of the celt world so when the romans came they faced celt and not the today anglo-saxons who are and were germans tribes frome today's Denmark who sailed to invade the island. Only Scots and Welsh people remained Celts on the island. And you know what the majority of the ancient Brittania population evacuated to come in today's Bretagne, in North-West France. So you have nothing to see with romans unlike french population who are the mixture of the roman-gallish-german culture, because the Franks wanted then to developp and so they chose to keep some of latin traditions.

    • @BROLYCURLYable
      @BROLYCURLYable 10 років тому

      And the Scots came from north Ireland.

    • @JefJefers0n
      @JefJefers0n 10 років тому

      BROLYCURLYable
      No. The Scottish are a mix of picts(From an un knowen orign) And Gaels from ireland.

    • @BROLYCURLYable
      @BROLYCURLYable 10 років тому

      Didn't the Gaels wipe out most of the Picts?

    • @JefJefers0n
      @JefJefers0n 10 років тому

      BROLYCURLYable
      No. The Gaels and the picts joined together to form the Kingdom of alba.

    • @LegoCityMaster13
      @LegoCityMaster13 9 років тому

      Actually, the English today are just as celtic as the welsh, we have been one nation for many centuries, so you can shut you your fat french gob and go eat some frogs. All I see you doing is hating on the English in UA-cam.

  • @clowntrooper61
    @clowntrooper61 11 років тому +1

    are they related to the greeks?

  • @domdegood5376
    @domdegood5376 11 років тому

    Its wrong to say the Romans went back to Rome, the Romans colonized Britain and the colonist remained in Britain.

  • @pizzamastergames2575
    @pizzamastergames2575 3 роки тому

    Hadrian loved walls

  • @lekal6247
    @lekal6247 12 років тому

    what is that wall called ?

  • @ghalibkhan8766
    @ghalibkhan8766 10 років тому

    "No, Sir i" iPhone reference Bob?

    • @biohazard2919
      @biohazard2919 10 років тому +2

      "No siree" is what it was.

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 4 роки тому +1

      Siri wasn’t a thing back then.

  • @VTSGsRock
    @VTSGsRock 4 роки тому

    There is a now-blocked account on Scratch called hhtvnews

  • @maxyooyu
    @maxyooyu 12 років тому +1

    satis satis est!!1

  • @clowntrooper61
    @clowntrooper61 11 років тому

    so where did the romans come from then?

  • @ivanolivas9897
    @ivanolivas9897 11 років тому

    you know theres a show that take place in a universe were ceasar won the battle called code geass

  • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
    @NickThorbjørnsen2207 4 роки тому +1

    100bc, has laptop.

  • @tomfitzpatrick7335
    @tomfitzpatrick7335 2 роки тому

    Bong goes caligula

  • @celestialobserver
    @celestialobserver 11 років тому

    ... and then the Angles, Jutes and Saxons arrived. More war with Celts, only this time the Germanics accomplish what the Romans could not, and establish permanent kingdoms. Several centuries later, BOOM. Medieval England.

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight 2 роки тому

    1:34 Horray! Or boo depending on how you like to look at it.

  • @ManaanKarRay
    @ManaanKarRay 9 років тому

    Thanks people:)

  • @fleury150
    @fleury150 11 років тому

    People called Romanes they go the house.

  • @sarcasticbookworm271
    @sarcasticbookworm271 3 роки тому

    Keith what the hell

  • @climbo23
    @climbo23 3 роки тому

    This is for history homework help and I realise now that I am very clueless as this made no sense with the speed

  • @perbor24
    @perbor24 11 років тому +1

    what do you mean

  • @clowntrooper61
    @clowntrooper61 11 років тому

    what happended to the greeks?

  • @domdegood5376
    @domdegood5376 11 років тому

    If you went to school you wasted your time.

  • @clowntrooper61
    @clowntrooper61 11 років тому

    actually most did go back to rome in the end and on your first comment dont you mean english going back to england?

  • @rinrat6754
    @rinrat6754 10 років тому

    But not for long!

  • @MrFishman55
    @MrFishman55 11 років тому

    It meant that the roman soldiers went back to rome.

  • @charliebrown2478
    @charliebrown2478 10 років тому

    What the HELL!!!!!!

  • @Justice237
    @Justice237 12 років тому

    Hadrien's Wall

  • @boss180888
    @boss180888 11 років тому

    and the greeks did the same about the same. egyptian math and medicine, phoenician writting system, mesopotamian governing and architecture.

  • @cookiefrog
    @cookiefrog 3 дні тому

    BUT NOT FOR LONG

  • @NikkichildofApollolol
    @NikkichildofApollolol 10 років тому

    the wall was a bit stupid

  • @Ethan-Entah
    @Ethan-Entah 3 роки тому

    & that's the end of the video
    BUT NOT FOR LOOOONG

  • @umertoor3366
    @umertoor3366 12 років тому

    But NOT FOR LONG !!!!

  • @chichiedwards1227
    @chichiedwards1227 4 роки тому

    This is my history hw 😔

    • @davidlapiz9869
      @davidlapiz9869 4 роки тому +2

      You should be grateful your teacher used the right video.
      Man, what a man of culture.

    • @davidlapiz9869
      @davidlapiz9869 4 роки тому +2

      No I mean seriously, what's with the sad emoji. This show is great!

  • @claymationproblems
    @claymationproblems 11 років тому

    No siree... whoever that is

  • @kermitonbullseye4077
    @kermitonbullseye4077 4 роки тому

    But not for long

  • @rinrat6754
    @rinrat6754 10 років тому +1

    Wait, noses?

  • @rocktanker
    @rocktanker 12 років тому

    LOL love it :p