yeah skyblock is in maintenance for an update (finally) "SkyBlock is in maintenance for up to 24 hours while we deploy a new update. The game will be unavailable to non-ranked players during this period." -Minikloon
I dealt 6k coins for buying the stock of stonks then selling it in the auction and 1k extra coins for being scammed... by the chat and Warren (for enchanted jungle logs being stonkings (sell is more than buy)
Logan Splattstoesser skywars isn’t even bad with hackers I’ve come across maybe 3 in like 500 games but while playing uhc I played 5 rounds and 4 out of 5 there was a cheater
09SHRUB It’s a low possibility considering that the whale will dry out and become dehydrated causing its skin to start cracking due to too much exposure to the sun
Since the wolf was hanging for 12 hours the damage dealt was 63896087. If you times that number by 2 you get a full days worth of damage, 127,792,174. Because the flower minion has been hanging since September 10 (164 days of this post.) Then the damage the flower minion would take would be 20,957,916,536.
robert s I calculated from September 10th, to February 21. Sept 10 being the day he first hung the flower Minion, to Feb 21 when this video was uploaded, and calculated: 164 days • 2, for how many times 12 hours would be, for 328, then i multiplied 328 • 63896087, his exact damage in the video, for 20,950,916,536 damage
@@kakashi6957 well one thing for certain its 2021 now so do the math Edit: did the math took less time and the flower minion will take 53.759 billion damage Edit: did the math wrong so it would be 72.959 billion damage
5:08 To make the knockback better, release with and press it again in the time the dog is in the air. This will reset knockback, which makes both hits have 100% knockback, instead of the first one doing 100% and the rest doing 25%
1 month is approximately 30 days, so 5 months would be 5x30 = 150 days Each day is 24 hours so in 150 days, there would be 150 x 24 = 3,600 hours in 150 days 3,600 divide 12 = 300, which is the amount of 12 hours in 150 days If that dog took 63,896,087 damage, after hanging for 12 hours Than your 50mil flower minion, which had been hanging for 5 months would take 63,896,087 x 300 = 19,168,800,000 damage. Nineteen billion one hundred and sixty-eight million and eight hundred thousand damage.
Doing the math, of how much damage the dog took, (assuming the flower minion has the same health and it has been 5 months exactly) The minion would take 19,716,510,240 damage (just under 20 BILLION damage) At 63,896,098 damage in 11h 40 mins (roughly), it takes 91,280.14/min damage. That means 5,476,808.4 damage every hour, 131,443,401.6 damage every day, 3,943,302,048 damage a month (pretending every month is 30 days), and 19,716,510,240 damage in that 5 month period!
assuming you hung it for exactly 12 hours, there are 30 days per month, and the minion would take the same damage per hit point as the dog the minion would take 19,168,829,400 damage. i used this equation. Kdph (know damage per hour) times T = total damage substitute to get 5,324,674 DPH* 3,600 hours = 19,168,829,400 if i did my math right
what you should do is use a catfish in the end and then spawn a dragon because now lobbys dont close if there is a dragon so you can make infinte damageon a catfish, the only problem is you need to fill an end lobby for like 4 hours or whatever.
@@felipedesoto5999 i used 64m per 12 hours, multiplied it by 2 for damage per day, the multiplied it by the amount of days its been since the video went up (164). ended up at 20992000000
A AD @Juhan Pae ok time for my actual comment - just wanted to make the chain look nice. youtube puts ads where black fades are if the creator hasn't put one there, that is why you got an ad
The flower minion that was hanging there for 5 months at the time this video released it would take 19,562,812,740.268 damage. But if it dropped today in August, it would take 42,884,888,510.268 damage.
You know skyblock needs an update when timedeo uploads less than technoblade
Agreed
cjspy The Map Creator lol
sooo you know its updating rn (maintanence)
Captain Queper are you hyped? I’m hyped!
yeah skyblock is in maintenance for an update (finally) "SkyBlock is in maintenance for up to 24 hours while we deploy a new update.
The game will be unavailable to non-ranked players during this period." -Minikloon
“There isn’t a safe place to hang the wolf”
- timedeo
XD
You already dealt 100m damage to your coop’s bank account
25M damage lol
@@usuelong349 nah nah nah. this guy bought two 50million items
Now that’s a lot of damage!!
2 50M items, and the deadbush of love and creative mind, totalling to 200M
I dealt 6k coins for buying the stock of stonks then selling it in the auction and 1k extra coins for being scammed... by the chat and Warren (for enchanted jungle logs being stonkings (sell is more than buy)
“We take pride in our anticheat”
thats what hypixel is called in my server list lmao
Then they have atleast 1 hacker in every skywars lobbg
Some kid got banned in my skyblock hub by watchdog lol
Logan Splattstoesser skywars isn’t even bad with hackers I’ve come across maybe 3 in like 500 games but while playing uhc I played 5 rounds and 4 out of 5 there was a cheater
@@noah9373 i come across usually 1 or 2 per 5 games so idk but i dont really play uhc
"There is no spot to safely hang the wolf"
Yeah i'm calling PETA.
Peta's a bunch of hypocrites and wouldn't give a shit.
in the main hypixel lobby i was running around and i found a chicken named peeta being hung my a pole that you can punch around
peta's just gonna do it anyway
Cyndie Mason hi
@@litcherallyy
das what im sayin.
0:07 So the Man in Chicken Costume was hiding in Skyblock this whole time
P O U L T R Y M A N!
ITS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
POULRTY MAN!!!
@Rafał Bobrowski right sorry
@@vincentvandiesel *Who is this Grain character*
10:47 "I'm sorry little one"
8:07
"When I woke up
This happened"
plays ad of someone playing Megalovania on a banjo
You realize ads are based off of stuff you like
@@konn9717 so?
The pet update is coming soon, so time to grind every single collection again. Also looks like my 265k carrot collection is worth something now
you are nothing compared to technos 1# potato
Laughs in carrot #1
KingCalcium no way
@@googlemeet331 yes way, I am currently around 37-38m carrots
@@kingcalcium6032 THE WHAT 37m
Actually, the most damaging thing is: I like you as a friend
Liam Karch true
Can confirm
underrated comment lamo
@@ennui9275 killed him*
Go to UA-cam kids nerd
The SummoningSalt music at the end doe
The best music
I was about to comment this exact same thing
@@eaterofdoggos2622 is that a emp lemon reference?
ikr lmfao
that's when you know shit is going down
3:38 "to safely HANG the wolf" nice one
When timdeo next upload and the pet update comes out: "Hanging a whale pet out of the water in front of its family for 12 hours"
09SHRUB It’s a low possibility considering that the whale will dry out and become dehydrated causing its skin to start cracking due to too much exposure to the sun
@09SHRUB what don't you torture whales in your spare time, I thought that was a normal thing
@09SHRUB sorry to question you master now I see you are the true animal torturer
@09SHRUB thank you master I shall make you proud
Anyone know the song at 8:14
Since the wolf was hanging for 12 hours the damage dealt was 63896087. If you times that number by 2 you get a full days worth of damage, 127,792,174. Because the flower minion has been hanging since September 10 (164 days of this post.) Then the damage the flower minion would take would be 20,957,916,536.
LMAO
No lol because the dmg is also based of the health and minions have 0 health so they will take 0 dmg
@@leoliu2157 r/wooosh
TimeDeo 2020: There's really not a good spot to hang a wolf.
Cmon can someone call PETA??
@@crystalegit yeah i wonder who would do that HMMMMMM
TheRetroMan PETA is People of the ethical treatment of animals
JordyWasTaken wtf
"And when I woke up the next morning, this happened."
"LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"
10:55 it would take around 19.200.000.000 damage
ok i calculated 300 mill less, so ya
NERDDDSSSSS
Oj Excel they’re just smarter than you lmao
robert s I calculated from September 10th, to February 21. Sept 10 being the day he first hung the flower Minion, to Feb 21 when this video was uploaded, and calculated: 164 days • 2, for how many times 12 hours would be, for 328, then i multiplied 328 • 63896087, his exact damage in the video, for 20,950,916,536 damage
19.2 billion would be insane
*Me sees this video*
*My brain : THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE!*
*The Flower Minion:*
*I'm in danger.*
The flower minion would take ~17.9 billion damage when the vid came out and rn in 2020 ~39.4 billion damage
@@zlandon1615 How long did it take you to Calculate that?
@@kakashi6957 well one thing for certain its 2021 now so do the math
Edit: did the math took less time and the flower minion will take 53.759 billion damage
Edit: did the math wrong so it would be 72.959 billion damage
TimeDeo: "then when i woke up last morning, this happened..."
Last Morning: *ad pops up* "LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"
1:44 why do I feel like he want to laugh so hard
luck li ur right
the fact that deo is uploading less then technoblade and techno is dead
Techno's a legend. What do you expect?
10:46 Jokes on you Deo, that flower minion got taken by Innit Inc :)
Darkleonard You should start uploading content
LEO HAE UPLOAD A VIDEO PLS
ComplexOrigin: deals around 500m damage
Phil Swift: Now that's a lot of damage!
Me screaming internally about aotd's ability
artificialair that’s what I was thinking
i never used an aotd so I never knew the ability had knockback :(
Dat flex when you went from ember rod to 50mil midas tho
Anyone know the song at 8:14
@@TimeDeo you did 63896087 to the dog btw
The music at 8:20 is "We're Finally Landing" by HOME
Thank you so much
You are a saviour
Thanks Kind Stranger
THANK
YOU,
YOU
LEGEND
thank you so much, shazam said something else
"That minion has been hanging there for 5 months how much damage will he take?"
Me: A LOT
5 months u mean the answer is 6,124067009438406e+17 dmg.
@@xavierwainwright8799 YES
nah its actualy 19 billion.
Okzy u probably don’t even know what that means
@Xavier the comma should be a decimal
5:08 To make the knockback better, release with and press it again in the time the dog is in the air. This will reset knockback, which makes both hits have 100% knockback, instead of the first one doing 100% and the rest doing 25%
8:20 nice summoning salt music I appreciate it
i love that guy
Tommy tried using this song too but it didnt fit with what he was doing
what song
When I woke up this morning, this happened: *advertisement about mcdonalds*
Oh he's back, I thought he died from coronavirus
He just staying at girl bathroom in 2 month
Wow coronavirus meme very funny
Didn’t they change the name to covid-19 or something?
@@avalonqt6285 they didn't change the name. They gave it a name
@@avalonqt6285 covid-19 is the illness not the virus
Time deo: "kills technos dog"
Also Time deo: ima kill more dogs
Timedeo uploaded
Me: I haven’t heard that name in years
1 month is approximately 30 days, so 5 months would be 5x30 = 150 days
Each day is 24 hours so in 150 days, there would be 150 x 24 = 3,600 hours in 150 days
3,600 divide 12 = 300, which is the amount of 12 hours in 150 days
If that dog took 63,896,087 damage, after hanging for 12 hours
Than your 50mil flower minion, which had been hanging for 5 months would take
63,896,087 x 300 = 19,168,800,000 damage.
Nineteen billion
one hundred and sixty-eight million
and eight hundred thousand
damage.
2:32 top 10 anime quotes
8:03 After he said that, I got an ad and an old Chinese lady shouted “I’m makin’ waffles :)))” And splashed flour everywhere.
Timedeo I have a totally unique item in skyblock (triple chest) u might want to buy it
deo: dealing 100m damage (hypixel skyblock)
techno after getting 180000 votes in the revolution: hold my beer
When I woke up next morning, this happened:
_Ad of someone trying to force someone else to eat sweets._
This blows me away because now it's actually possible to do 100m damage with the right setup
TimeDeo: "No more Updates!"
Hypixel: Releases update the moment Deo uploads
1:21
minikloon:*laughs in 2 billion damage with vanilla diamond sword*
*thats a lot of damage!*
deo: wastes 12 hours getting 63M damage
Techno: casually deals a humble 193 BILLION during the revolution
The 12th highest amount of damage done
1 *2*
2nd once again
Deo: when I woke the next morning this happened:
Me: gets Pizza Hut ad
Alternate title: grown man hanging dogs on cliffs
Doing the math, of how much damage the dog took, (assuming the flower minion has the same health and it has been 5 months exactly)
The minion would take 19,716,510,240 damage (just under 20 BILLION damage)
At 63,896,098 damage in 11h 40 mins (roughly), it takes 91,280.14/min damage.
That means 5,476,808.4 damage every hour, 131,443,401.6 damage every day, 3,943,302,048 damage a month (pretending every month is 30 days), and 19,716,510,240 damage in that 5 month period!
Time Deo: "This flower minion has been hanging for 5 months"
TommyInnit: "Ah well...... you see........... i want"
Only 100 Mil!??!?!?!!??!
Techno(may he rest in peace) got a humbe 193 Billion.
“There is no space to safely hang the wolf” TimeDeo 2020
The dog built up speed for 12 hours and travelled through enough parallel universes to get to the end
Would't the aspect of the dragons ability make it easier to move the wolf to the next island?
EpicSence It could deal to much damage and kill it
He said he never used it so he didint know it did kn
8:03
"Then when I woke up the next morning, this happened."
*Gets an ad for raid shadow legends.*
I got a Colgate ad lol
“We’re gonna abuse small animals”
*PETA wants to know your location*
the next day PETA is no.1 on the most damage leaderboard
Timedeo: 100m damage so much
Pallika: amateurs
TechnoBlade: What did you Say PUNK?
Strong man TimeDeo. Appairently i was friends with u some years ago, sad that isnt the case anymore.
But good video
Why u lying
@@Lin-il4vk nonono actually, at least i played bedwars with him
FreakBoyy57
One coincidental game does not make u guys friends lmfao. U know how many ppl he plays with? He’s not gonna remember u lolol
@@lumiella ofc he wont remember, it wasnt just a game, we were at least in a party, and im pretty sure we were friends at that time.
@@lumiella why you gotta be rude tho lol
assuming you hung it for exactly 12 hours, there are 30 days per month, and the minion would take the same damage per hit point as the dog the minion would take 19,168,829,400 damage. i used this equation. Kdph (know damage per hour) times T = total damage substitute to get 5,324,674 DPH* 3,600 hours = 19,168,829,400 if i did my math right
I feel so bad
The disappointment in you when you saw the 63mil XD
Hope you get lucky lol
:)
8:35 that sound reminds me of the mkwii history of ultra shortcuts vid :)
8:06 Then this happened
Ad: Honda
If you estimate the amount of dmg to 64m and if u say that each month has 30 days then the minion would take exactly 19.2b dmg.
Then dante and techno came around
TimeDio: I am going to deal the most damage without glitches
also TimeDio: proceeds to explain a glitch to do a lot of damage
Anyone else like how he used the same music as Summoning Salt
Yes
TimeDeo: *deals 100 million damage
Pallika's AOTJ that dealt 1b damage: *laughs
Now THATS a lot of damage
Timedeo : This has nothing to do with abusing.(Glitches which I knew)
Timedeo : *But lets abuse small animals!*
I like how there was the Summoning salt intro when he did it.
The flower minion should take around
19.584.000.000 dmg
I'm surprised that this hasn't been demonitized for animal abuse, a quote *"hang the dog"*
I have no clue why, but I did the math, and if the minion could take fall damage, it would take around 119 BILLION damage. So... yeah.
9:35
I love how he is mad over 63 million dmg
like only 63 mil? *p e t h e t i c*
what you should do is use a catfish in the end and then spawn a dragon because now lobbys dont close if there is a dragon so you can make infinte damageon a catfish, the only problem is you need to fill an end lobby for like 4 hours or whatever.
"We take pride in our anticheat"
Stolen comment
@@sondrekul6729 that comment was not close to top comment whrn I made this one, but thanks :)
@@diamondzachfok
He really pushed the narrative of enjoying the innocent dog would deal big damage
“Pigicial shut down skyblock” 😂
This is the world record progression of dangling a dog off a cliff: a 63 million damage hit
70.000.000 in 12 Hrs, thats 5.833.333 per hr, so we muliply that by 3.650(number of hrs in 5 months) and thats:
21.291.665.450 damage
64 000 000 in 12 hours, not 70. this is several billion too high
@@emeralf9228 well we dont know the exact time either, plus its all theoretical its just to know a rough estimate
@@felipedesoto5999 i used 64m per 12 hours, multiplied it by 2 for damage per day, the multiplied it by the amount of days its been since the video went up (164). ended up at 20992000000
TimeDeo:There wint be a skyblock update anytime soon.
Pet Update:Im about to end this man's whole career
8:02 Then when I woke up next morning this happend ad fucking ad
A AD
A AD
@Juhan Pae ok time for my actual comment - just wanted to make the chain look nice. youtube puts ads where black fades are if the creator hasn't put one there, that is why you got an ad
Same
there are poor, there are rich, but TimeDeo, *He's on another level*
Logan paul trief this too. With a japanese man in a forest. He got a lot more damage.
Really challenging techno with that upload schedule
Why didn’t he just use the aotd ability.....
Then it would kill it lel
@@Ricekingggg no cause it had over 10k hp and at the time magic dmg scaling wasn’t a thing
skyblock has reached the point where 100,000,000 is something a average player can do
and thats why i dont play this game anymore
ih kecil bgt gw 3k
gw 10k mampus
@@uciktamvan7341 ih kecil bgt gw 3k
Everyone: sad from 2 months with no skyblock
Me with 3,000 hours in team fortress 2: cries in nearly 3 year drought
3:18 starts flying around the skyblock hub
I did the math for the flower minion, it would have taken:
19424413792m damage
I met timedeo in a lobby but not really meeting but saw him. Other people said it wasn’t a big deal to meet him but it’s like once in a life time
The flower minion that was hanging there for 5 months at the time this video released it would take 19,562,812,740.268 damage. But if it dropped today in August, it would take 42,884,888,510.268 damage.
timedeo videos are like technoblade’s but just everything goes wrong
Timedeo: then this happened
UA-cam ad: play animal crossing with your screen unlocked
"And then when I rejoined the lobby.... This happened-"
*UA-cam Premium Ad. Plays*
0:07 my god it’s poultry man
Deo: Alright guys the video about no updates is live!
Hypixel Skyblock Staff: GET THE UPDATE OUT NOW!
8:10 the summoning salt music nice
You know shit's going down when the summoning salt music starts to play
"we will do the most damage in skyblock"
technoblade: 1 BILLION DAMAGE