White Rapper ROASTS Immigrants at His Show

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Freestyle Rapper takes on a multicultural crowd, rapping and roasting all their nationalities, with a mix of near the knuckle wit and incredible improvised bars.
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  Рік тому +55

    With apologies to all the countries I didn't offend... Come to a show and tell me to rap about you! www.christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 Рік тому +2

      its true...what the hell is New Zealand even known for?!

    • @ilsontfouscesromains
      @ilsontfouscesromains Рік тому

      ​@@kirdot2011 the all blacks

    • @SoloSart
      @SoloSart Рік тому +2

      No apologies needed, it was awesome! kudos from Brazil

    • @morganoch5006
      @morganoch5006 Рік тому

      Yo! Minnesota! We got flannels, hotdish, rap, grunge, and we don't sound Canadian. Well maybe if you cross a southerner or someone from the hood with a Canadian.... yeah that's what we sound like lol

    • @morganoch5006
      @morganoch5006 Рік тому

      We are the burning melting pot here in the midwest

  • @3iknet327
    @3iknet327 Рік тому +279

    i love how he was civil like 90% of the time and then just went complete annihilation mode on NZ

    • @RageForSeven
      @RageForSeven Рік тому +2

      NZ has just ran out of KY jelly after this!!!

    • @paultv8693
      @paultv8693 Рік тому +5

      Bruh Chris missing our sheep or something. Come back soon bro 😂

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat Рік тому +2

      They are the only ones in the list that haven't really already had a tough time historically, so it makes sense

    • @Foatizenknechtl
      @Foatizenknechtl Рік тому +2

      @@BaldMancTwat idk about that part with the hard time... pretty risky statement to make xd

    • @andrewhazlewood4569
      @andrewhazlewood4569 Рік тому +4

      Plenty of Māori would disagree I’m sure

  • @Nishkaloo
    @Nishkaloo Рік тому +4

    So happy UA-cam posed this channel to me once and now I’m obsessed with the guy! Cracks me up always. Such great crowd play, he needs a course on it!

  • @kermitdfrog1511
    @kermitdfrog1511 Рік тому +56

    He throws out jokes most people don't even know are jokes. Many layers of humor

  • @aaronwalcott513
    @aaronwalcott513 Рік тому +20

    Some shows descend into chaos. This show jumped headlong into the abyss 😂😂😂😂

    • @KitagumaIgen
      @KitagumaIgen Рік тому

      Carried by rocket-boosters! Cancel him! Cancel him! 😂

  • @DannerBanks
    @DannerBanks Рік тому +30

    THAT WAS THE MOST EPIC END TO YOUR RAP. Holy crap I'm crying. Btw, I love you Kiwis, never change. Chris is just bitter he's not one

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel Рік тому +13

    Highly explosive content. And the crowd were practically begging for it. Provoke Chris at your peril!

  • @leannezezeski-sass2773
    @leannezezeski-sass2773 Рік тому +2

    I love his comically hard hatred of New Zealand lmao

  • @biigsmokee
    @biigsmokee Рік тому +4

    Saw you in Boston last night and you were the absolute best. You are my favorite French comedian, please come back to Boston!

  • @achrafhayoun2565
    @achrafhayoun2565 Рік тому +12

    Can you please bring your own beats or tell the band to play just an easy old school beat

    • @ChucksDream
      @ChucksDream Рік тому +2

      I hate it when the band plays his beats 😔

    • @rhiangraham
      @rhiangraham 3 місяці тому

      So do I! The keyboard player really gets on my nerves!

  • @allanc_me763
    @allanc_me763 Рік тому +6

    This must be the funniest of his videos... esp when he went hard on NZ 😂😂😂

  • @toxaq
    @toxaq Рік тому +4

    Well that explains the lack of New Zealand tour days 😂

  • @1pho3nixmatt
    @1pho3nixmatt Рік тому +3

    Holy sh!t that was hilarious and terrible at the same time. You know what I mean

  • @alfonzo6320
    @alfonzo6320 11 місяців тому

    the title though🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ltothepark
    @ltothepark 6 місяців тому

    This is still my favorite... 😂

  • @Manusmusic
    @Manusmusic Рік тому +5

    Lol! The restraint not to start dissing in the rhymes, lightening the mood with a mention of apartheid

  • @thomaschevrierlaliberte5884
    @thomaschevrierlaliberte5884 Рік тому +5

    Seems like a few years ago he blew my mind away... And now he's even better. Wow

  • @realmofcamping
    @realmofcamping Рік тому +4

    I wonder how many other rappers can do this? I'm guessing not many ✌️ keep em coming Chris

  • @alfonzo6320
    @alfonzo6320 Рік тому +6

    you murdered it chris!

  • @The_Pilon
    @The_Pilon Рік тому +4

    This video is hilarious from the beginning ahahaha loved that you did something different!

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 Рік тому

    Commonwealth of Nations represe'in'! ✌🏻✌🏻
    Robert Mugabe was in Zim, though. F

  • @robbalinski1606
    @robbalinski1606 Рік тому

    Lol fantastic.
    India was actually at Civil War when the brits came in, they sided with one faction then governed them after....if you want to be politically correct. Not the atrocitie it's being claimed to be, India benefited immensely from the brits.

  • @0Buddhaspot0
    @0Buddhaspot0 9 місяців тому

    Fiya❤🎉

  • @paulcole4320
    @paulcole4320 Рік тому +1

    F#$king kills it evertytime. Perpetualy brilliant.

  • @bugjuicer
    @bugjuicer Рік тому +1

    Expat Brit in NZ here... bravo

  • @ApocalypseNowWithEli
    @ApocalypseNowWithEli Рік тому +1

    Best intro ever.

  • @em0_tion
    @em0_tion Рік тому +1

    Damn, Sheldon approved! 💪😂

  • @flapdrol75
    @flapdrol75 Рік тому

    rip new zealand.

  • @psytogamu
    @psytogamu Рік тому +2

    El rapero más fino

  • @typeinyourname
    @typeinyourname Рік тому +2

    F**ing legend

  • @stonee1968
    @stonee1968 Рік тому +4

    Honestly hate racism but this shit is funny.

  • @dimitardobrev3296
    @dimitardobrev3296 3 місяці тому

    All Blacks tho

  • @fyrerayne8882
    @fyrerayne8882 Рік тому

    Lol funny

  • @johnsonaxel8784
    @johnsonaxel8784 Рік тому

    Amazing!

  • @K3wlG33k
    @K3wlG33k Рік тому

    I bet many Welsh choose New Zealand as their vacation destination.

  • @grotsil
    @grotsil Рік тому

    classic bro

  • @maclachj1
    @maclachj1 Рік тому

    Genius

  • @yiuqwfj
    @yiuqwfj Рік тому

    your man on the synthesizer should add more basses. the way he plays is too tenuous.

  • @christor2907
    @christor2907 Рік тому +70

    The pre-rap banter was top notch here!

  • @arthurb6200
    @arthurb6200 Рік тому +5

    Being South African this was a real gem to find😂😂😂

  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone0473 Рік тому +50

    It’s great when Chris’s solicitation of ideas part of the freestyle is as entertaining as the rap itself. Now, if Chris would just find some decent beats…

    • @bbl361
      @bbl361 Рік тому +3

      It's been quite lame lately.

    • @StopItGarrison
      @StopItGarrison Рік тому +3

      Man I liked that one.

    • @Foatizenknechtl
      @Foatizenknechtl Рік тому +3

      @@StopItGarrison same. absolutely loved that beat. wtf are you guys on? xD

  • @TheMrpunisher77
    @TheMrpunisher77 Рік тому +22

    As a South African I approve your message LOL best part was the New Zealand one

    • @Zestone01
      @Zestone01 Рік тому

      As a South African I too agree of this here message

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 Рік тому

      Yep, Saffers would say that. Sibling rivalry, really, with the Kiwis and the Aussies.

  • @nexotope
    @nexotope Рік тому +15

    50% standupper + 50% freestylah = pure fire

  • @TheOrangeFlash
    @TheOrangeFlash Рік тому +5

    Hey! Come over to Auckland and say that shit to our face! (that’s a sly challenge to get you to finally come back to NZ to do some shows)

  • @MrRicehard
    @MrRicehard Рік тому +19

    As an Englishman living in New Zealand I approve this rap as rather good old chap.

  • @carlmanvers5009
    @carlmanvers5009 Рік тому +1

    He is completely correct about New Zealand.

  • @ikigai47
    @ikigai47 7 місяців тому

    If I'm that musician I'm giving him a beat in 5/6 or 7/8 time just to lul at him fucking up for once

  • @JMJ5070
    @JMJ5070 Рік тому +5

    The best beers are in Belgium, not in Mexico, folks !

  • @Jpmasterkey
    @Jpmasterkey 5 місяців тому

    Just lost loads of respect by saying Union Jack is terrible!

  • @Rallylabs
    @Rallylabs Рік тому

    As an Aussie I can confirm that even we don’t know of anything NZ has ever done.

    • @shanegooding4839
      @shanegooding4839 Рік тому

      What are you talking about? We know that they think they invented pavlova.

  • @DreamerTrain
    @DreamerTrain 11 місяців тому

    Corona is absolute piss, of all the decent beers we have

  • @martinhami3
    @martinhami3 Рік тому +1

    As a Kiwi, I loved it

  • @vicentepallamare2608
    @vicentepallamare2608 4 місяці тому

    Beat was dope for a change

  • @michaels9595
    @michaels9595 Рік тому +14

    its amazing when everyone knows that you know that they know that you know. we can all come together and joke about stuff and had a bloody good time.

  • @iggoz
    @iggoz Рік тому

    Put thia guy in a HMRI, i wanna watch that brain go light

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 6 місяців тому

      This is such a weird and wonderful comment, and I love you for it! I bet you could make a seriously neat art project out of those colored lights.

  • @Skinwalkerhunter-e8w
    @Skinwalkerhunter-e8w Рік тому

    Bro! Just found this guy! Second video I have seen! This is amazing talent! I hope he makes it big!

  • @joelspaulding5964
    @joelspaulding5964 Рік тому

    Unexpected and thoroughly appreciated vitriolic rant on NZ.

  • @wordzfailmebro
    @wordzfailmebro Рік тому +4

    HE TOASTS ALL OF THEM..WHITE BREAD. 😁👍

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... Рік тому

    Brilliant crowd work. You're a great comic on top of the amazing rap.

  • @michaelversant8401
    @michaelversant8401 Рік тому

    In England they would make him a Knight..lol

  • @jjv65uk
    @jjv65uk Рік тому +3

    So incredibly intelligent, so incredibly talented - hats off 👍👍

  • @gdfggggg
    @gdfggggg Рік тому +2

    The UK flag is great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @tophatcosmocat1589
    @tophatcosmocat1589 Рік тому +3

    You inspire me beyond borders chris

  • @gavinlove9283
    @gavinlove9283 Рік тому +2

    Would like to see you collab with Harry Mack. Thing about you is your memory is impeccable. If we could take your memory and intellectualism and merge it with Harry Mack’s rhythm and quick wit I don’t think there would be a better rapper

  • @DishonestTrack6
    @DishonestTrack6 Рік тому +2

    The most diverse crowd Chris has ever had.

  • @kingthormak5821
    @kingthormak5821 Рік тому +2

    And Chris was never to be seen again...

  • @debtel007
    @debtel007 Рік тому +2

    Quality 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂

  • @Ekwensuocha666
    @Ekwensuocha666 Рік тому +2

    Wow Chris! Raging out all over the world. Love it.

  • @RighteousBrother
    @RighteousBrother Рік тому +2

    He is just phenomenal - I don't know how he does it, its like voodoo or magic or something - it just blows my mind.

  • @muddatucker9389
    @muddatucker9389 Рік тому +2

    Outrageously good video as a whole 😂

  • @marleymoore2593
    @marleymoore2593 Рік тому +2

    big up you, chris

  • @Beauchee
    @Beauchee Рік тому +2

    Wow, we need more of this, don't be sorry hahaha ! (coming from a Canadian...and next time don't be shy to bash on us too, so funny)

  • @roeltz
    @roeltz Рік тому +2

    Well, you're an Englishman in New York, right?

  • @Tismesue
    @Tismesue Рік тому +1

    The rap wasn't the best part of this one. 😂

  • @jacobpaint
    @jacobpaint Рік тому +8

    As an Aussie I can confirm that he summed up NZ perfectly 😂

    • @JGold-cu5mo
      @JGold-cu5mo Рік тому

      So why do you tie your kangaroo down sport?

  • @jayquoproductions
    @jayquoproductions Рік тому +1

    jeez that got dark with the christchurch reference, at least for those who saw the video before it got scrubbed

  • @moorwalks
    @moorwalks Рік тому +1

    Old fashion humor with no one being offended unless some fucking student sees it... you can't beat this stuff... I applaud you mate 🙏👏

  • @f.b.jeffers0n
    @f.b.jeffers0n Рік тому +1

    *Chef's kiss

  • @ernestorodriguez791
    @ernestorodriguez791 Рік тому

    👍🏾

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 Рік тому

    😂

  • @dioscuridigital
    @dioscuridigital Рік тому

    Brilliant and quick witted. Hilarious!

  • @stksuomi7305
    @stksuomi7305 Рік тому

    Who is this EDGY guy

  • @Benholio1
    @Benholio1 Рік тому

    Instant classic

  • @carllawrenczuk9173
    @carllawrenczuk9173 Рік тому

    Boooom that was dope af 👌🏻 🙌🏻 🔥 💥

  • @Bagmand79
    @Bagmand79 Рік тому

    Awesome.... LOL so hard...

  • @patrickbuell9934
    @patrickbuell9934 Рік тому

    Good pure Gold😅😅😅

  • @aguyinavan6087
    @aguyinavan6087 Рік тому

    I'm faster than Christ Turner.

  • @konnagalaxy
    @konnagalaxy Рік тому

    Everything was nice and civil, but sheepfucking hobbits got murdered though :D

  • @MyloProject
    @MyloProject Рік тому

    Your country's flag is white with a red cross the flag of England but you describe the flag of the union the united kingdoms flag that's not your country's flag that's the union's flag 🙄

    • @jfluffydog2110
      @jfluffydog2110 Рік тому

      The UK is the country as recognised by the UN. So stfu