True Confessions with Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver

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  • Опубліковано 22 тра 2016
  • Jimmy, Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver play a game where they take turns confessing to a random fact, then interrogate each other to determine who was telling the truth.
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    True Confessions with Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver
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  • @thebattrio5251
    @thebattrio5251 8 років тому +3694

    'it's plausible. its reckless. i kinda like it.'
    fucking love John Oliver😂

    • @ericberkbigler293
      @ericberkbigler293 8 років тому +20

      same here - Last Week Tonight is one of my favorite shows

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      😘
      ua-cam.com/video/dUNnQ2kyrQI/v-deo.html

  • @LPChipi
    @LPChipi 8 років тому +5570

    "I flew in on an umbrella you racists!"
    - John Oliver 2016

    • @NecronomSlayer
      @NecronomSlayer 8 років тому +12

      He said "you crazies" not racists lol

    • @outtrun
      @outtrun 8 років тому +160

      er.....no he didn't, he said "you racists"

    • @danny9154
      @danny9154 8 років тому +6

      +NecronomSlayer he said you racists

    • @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202
      @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 8 років тому +3

      that was hilarious! but why was he joking about them being racist? all Jimmy asked was "where did you ride your skateboard?"

    • @BrynjarReynisson
      @BrynjarReynisson 8 років тому +16

      +frankinsane and myrrh Mary poppins is British and she had a flying umbrella.

  • @Deedo_67
    @Deedo_67 4 роки тому +4770

    “It’s like the English people lied their way to an empire.”
    That’s such an underrated joke.

    • @GamingOzzz
      @GamingOzzz 4 роки тому +15

      They did

    • @Dubadubadu123
      @Dubadubadu123 4 роки тому +49

      @@GamingOzzz that's the joke...

    • @geordiemason5297
      @geordiemason5297 4 роки тому +33

      @Viktor Birkeland "yes the treaty is the same in english as is it in your language" *winks and sips tea"

    • @harperkieschnick223
      @harperkieschnick223 3 роки тому +5

      I read this comment as he said it

    • @shelleyburr3988
      @shelleyburr3988 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏

  • @lourdesbaby964
    @lourdesbaby964 3 роки тому +1977

    I like how Jennifer asked what was his actual true story. Of all of these sketches nobody has taken any interest in the truths.

    • @teddyturenhout585
      @teddyturenhout585 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah same i wonder that every time

    • @charredtodeath2205
      @charredtodeath2205 3 роки тому +5

      @TK Wallace I think he talked about it somewhere... In one of the interviews with a talk show host

    • @mayankr1000
      @mayankr1000 3 роки тому +1

      @@charredtodeath2205 It was with Jimmy Fallon ua-cam.com/video/jFWcSVPzxWI/v-deo.html&ab_channel=TheTonightShowStarringJimmyFallon

    • @mufc383
      @mufc383 2 роки тому +2

      Soccer is the biggest and most important sport on Earth and is massive in over 240 countries. Every nation on Earth loves Soccer. Baseball is only popular in 17 countries. Soccer will be the number 1 sport in the USA by 2050 iyrsf

    • @kamryndamian6294
      @kamryndamian6294 2 роки тому

      you all probably dont give a damn but does any of you know of a trick to log back into an Instagram account??
      I stupidly forgot my account password. I love any help you can offer me.

  • @AllieKitaguchi
    @AllieKitaguchi 8 років тому +881

    "I FLEW IN ON AN UMBRELLA, YOU RACIST!" that is the GREATEST thing I've ever heard oh my god

    • @xXxTr0nxXx
      @xXxTr0nxXx 8 років тому +43

      And Jimmy didn't even get it. Best moment.

    • @mylink1812
      @mylink1812 6 років тому

      I didn’t get it!! Can someone explain?

    • @majordozeball9105
      @majordozeball9105 6 років тому +3

      @mylink1812 - Watch the movie Mary Poppins, then all will be explained.

    • @user-nh8hv7km2u
      @user-nh8hv7km2u 5 років тому

      @@xXxTr0nxXx ฃ

    • @user-nh8hv7km2u
      @user-nh8hv7km2u 5 років тому

      ภๅหหุถัรยย_

  • @sarah854r4h
    @sarah854r4h 7 років тому +11590

    "I flew in on an umbrella you racist" John Oliver is a genius

    • @alexanderhynes547
      @alexanderhynes547 7 років тому +7

      sarah854r4h nice profile pic

    • @emmaobrien1278
      @emmaobrien1278 7 років тому +23

      sarah854r4h
      I was just about to comment this😂 also, SHER FUCKING LOCK

    • @sarah854r4h
      @sarah854r4h 7 років тому +2

      thanks :)

    • @naveensn10
      @naveensn10 7 років тому +2

      Can someone please explain it?

    • @emmaobrien1278
      @emmaobrien1278 7 років тому +59

      Naveen Kumar
      Mary Poppins

  • @lillyanasarango7467
    @lillyanasarango7467 7 років тому +1732

    "Um, the movies are done" 😂😂

    • @depressedbreakfast2614
      @depressedbreakfast2614 4 роки тому +36

      Lillyana Sarango that’s not how the law works!

    • @marcelobrum552
      @marcelobrum552 3 роки тому +1

      What the hell is an ambien?

    • @CherryAngel95
      @CherryAngel95 3 роки тому +2

      @@marcelobrum552 sleeping pill kind of

    • @CherryAngel95
      @CherryAngel95 3 роки тому +3

      @@marcelobrum552 treats insomnia. Basically a sedative

    • @aime7311
      @aime7311 3 роки тому +11

      Well now I wanna know at what scene Jennifer took the pill lmao

  • @Amber-sc9jp
    @Amber-sc9jp 4 роки тому +449

    "We lied our way to an empire" WHY DID NO ONE LAUGH.

    • @sandythemaster6898
      @sandythemaster6898 4 роки тому +13

      wrong crowd

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 3 роки тому

      Who hasn't lied their way to an empire?

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo 3 роки тому +2

      Americans don't know history.

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Paulafan5 why is that important, the british are the most memorable one, what an apologist loser

  • @close2001
    @close2001 8 років тому +563

    Jeniffer: "which envelope do I choose?"
    Me: "NIIIINE!!!"

  • @choco1154
    @choco1154 7 років тому +4613

    I love how offended John gets when they immediately find it implausible that he worked at Buckingham Palace.

    • @etiristri
      @etiristri 4 роки тому +34

      @acebasespace Or that the world holds john oliver in esteem

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 3 роки тому +14

      It seemed more plausible than Jimmy's "truth".

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 3 роки тому +12

      But that's also how i knew he was lying he talks all the time about how he has never met the queen and would never want to meet the queen and probably wouldnt be invited to anyways lol.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      😘
      ua-cam.com/video/dUNnQ2kyrQI/v-deo.html

  • @katysassara1324
    @katysassara1324 7 років тому +125

    "She doesn't eat feta cheese, it's too Greek" AND NEITHER OF THEM CAUGHT IT. I DIED.

  • @esperanzahopejaduri678
    @esperanzahopejaduri678 6 років тому +193

    I couldn't stop laughing at how John immediately recognized that he was lying after the cheese thing it looked like he felt he had truly insulted the Queen herself 😂😂

  • @someguynamedmike4766
    @someguynamedmike4766 8 років тому +280

    Jennifer Lawrence just seems so naturally attractive, both in her actions & of course appearance

    • @GOD999MODE
      @GOD999MODE 8 років тому +3

      Seems that way... imagine dealing with someone like that for more than a few days. All those mood swings and acts of randomness. I bet she's horrible in relationships.

    • @grapeape888
      @grapeape888 8 років тому +1

      She looks great, especially in the selfies that got published where she's bending over in front of the camera exposing her butthole. Did you miss those?

    • @yourboy3852
      @yourboy3852 8 років тому +2

      +Morpayne RADIO creepy

    • @oliviarebecca4998
      @oliviarebecca4998 8 років тому +4

      That comment isn't necessary.

    • @grapeape888
      @grapeape888 8 років тому

      Olivia Rebecca im reminding you of facts. Dont like it? dont come online.

  • @vathek5958
    @vathek5958 7 років тому +7060

    'Feta cheese is too greek for the queen', john oliver says, in full knowledge that she's married to a greek. I don't think the others got the joke.

    • @andreaschasiotis8977
      @andreaschasiotis8977 6 років тому +113

      Vathek lol I didn't and I'm Greek😂

    • @pbyeoh
      @pbyeoh 6 років тому +53

      i had a guffaw when he said that. lol.

    • @zofilep3612
      @zofilep3612 6 років тому +94

      He has less to do with Germany than he has with Greece. He was member of the Greek royal family is probably what the commentor meant, but it's true, he is not publicly concidered one of our-fallen-royalty now nor does he have the Greek citizenship anymore (he abandoned it when he married). He has no relations with the country and he even suppossedly hates it due to the bad treatment of the royals there at some point in history.

    • @matilderamos4490
      @matilderamos4490 5 років тому +1

      Vathek 😂😂😂👌

    • @neweddard9358
      @neweddard9358 5 років тому +7

      Poor guy being passed around.

  • @jadendodd9732
    @jadendodd9732 4 роки тому +277

    “I was thrown out of a Tokyo sauna because I wasn’t naked enough” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AlinaProbably
      @AlinaProbably 2 роки тому +8

      i'm glad they didn't pick this envelope, otherwise the immediate answer would be "truth". i mean this sounds like the most john oliver thing ever

  • @zachm2331
    @zachm2331 3 роки тому +39

    “Definitely take your time more with this decision.” Gets me every time. 😂

  • @PhobeBarrymore
    @PhobeBarrymore 8 років тому +1183

    The only reason I'm watching is John Oliver.

    • @thomas9451
      @thomas9451 8 років тому +43

      You spelled Jennifer Lawrence wrong ;)

    • @melicalol
      @melicalol 8 років тому +24

      This isn't a leaked nude video.

    • @Diamondadidas23
      @Diamondadidas23 8 років тому

      same

    • @thomas9451
      @thomas9451 8 років тому +3

      Melica LoL Exactly, John Oliver is in those...not into that, that's why I'm here for Lawrence ;)

    • @thomas9451
      @thomas9451 8 років тому +1

      ***** Of course, he just didn't spell Jennifer Lawrence correctly and I wanted to help ;)

  • @Bruester
    @Bruester 8 років тому +1749

    Who knew these three would make such a good combination?

    • @HAPPYplaceQC
      @HAPPYplaceQC 8 років тому

      ikr 😊

    • @pennykanyaucat
      @pennykanyaucat 8 років тому +27

      Obviously the Tonight Show

    • @myopinion3229
      @myopinion3229 8 років тому +4

      There are 10 guys sleeping outside Jennifer Lawrence's house

    • @ElizabethT45
      @ElizabethT45 8 років тому +3

      It's a gift from the Universe :)

    • @krishtrinity
      @krishtrinity 8 років тому +1

      +SurviveTV are you one of them

  • @urmomseffect
    @urmomseffect 6 років тому +3121

    Jimmy is the real one for calling out that boogie

    • @cpfishfan14
      @cpfishfan14 6 років тому +64

      that was savage

    • @ginscorpio621
      @ginscorpio621 6 років тому +245

      Zero That wasn’t savage, it’s sweet because they are SO MANY people that would just keep quiet when you have a booger on your nose or a piece of spinach on your teeth. ITS JUST “I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME?”

    • @GM-qh2uw
      @GM-qh2uw 6 років тому +39

      But not on TV... He just made her feel uncomfortable - wanted to take the attention off of himself

    • @Rommana1994
      @Rommana1994 6 років тому +30

      no, that was embarrassing !!

    • @alanfrost75
      @alanfrost75 6 років тому +117

      It may be embarrassing and she may have felt a bit uncomfortable, but he did the right thing. If he had let her continue with a booger it would be much worse. Eventually the camera would have had to film her face.

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 роки тому +128

    I second Jennifer's request to hear Oliver's true story. In fact I wanna hear every story, true or false, that hasn't been disclosed.

  • @KizuRai
    @KizuRai 7 років тому +7601

    I actually believed John Oliver; he looked convincingly appalled that they didn't believe it was true

    • @minsyoo
      @minsyoo 6 років тому +437

      He really was appalled. "I know I didn't do it, but what about me makes you think I definitely didn't?"

    • @Jake-mc8te
      @Jake-mc8te 6 років тому +10

      Thanks for running it!

    • @higilochannel
      @higilochannel 6 років тому +86

      Don't look at comments before the video ends if you don't want spoilers

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 6 років тому +73

      spoiler alert, the comments talk about what happens in the video.

    • @dr.grogsaudiostories
      @dr.grogsaudiostories 6 років тому +18

      I mean his accent is enough to say he lived nowhere near London

  • @AlphaFromAbove
    @AlphaFromAbove 8 років тому +211

    He got kicked out of a sauna for not being naked enough xD 😂

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 8 років тому +11

      That's our John!

    • @celticwolff5429
      @celticwolff5429 8 років тому +21

      Its like a bad 80s sitcom "I got kicked out of a sauna for not being naked enough." Audience: "THAT'S OUR JOHN!!" Cue theme song.

    • @justmesucker5935
      @justmesucker5935 8 років тому

      Very true. You're not really allowed to wear clothes in Japanese saunas for hygiene purposes.

    • @rockwitharms7455
      @rockwitharms7455 8 років тому +1

      Sounds somehow Finnish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @tiffanylovelovelove
      @tiffanylovelovelove 8 років тому

      that's probably because at the time he didn't understand the culture of japanese public baths

  • @FreakyFreakyBaby
    @FreakyFreakyBaby 3 роки тому +18

    "she wouldn't eat feta, its too greek"
    lmao this went right over the audience's heads

  • @ninjachannel007
    @ninjachannel007 6 років тому +11

    John Oliver is a once-a-generation comic genius. He just comes off-the-cuff with wit that folks usually need a team of writers for.

  • @GilbertoSiqueira7
    @GilbertoSiqueira7 8 років тому +4994

    "We’re on TV, there’s no way a booger can exist on TV"

    • @thomas9451
      @thomas9451 8 років тому +134

      AHAHAh, she is the best.

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 8 років тому +79

      That endeared me to her forever

    • @issarlo
      @issarlo 8 років тому +20

      Best thing could ever said we need to quote this

    • @iplaystuff2465
      @iplaystuff2465 8 років тому +40

      if you put the booger in a box, the booger both exists and doesn't exist at the same time. even on tv.

    • @TheArtofInternet
      @TheArtofInternet 8 років тому +3

      +Iplaystuff did you get that from silicon valley lol

  • @AliShoaib01
    @AliShoaib01 8 років тому +3259

    John Oliver and Jennifer Lawrence need to get a show of their own and break the internet.

    • @utubrGaming
      @utubrGaming 8 років тому +43

      Everytime John Oliver mentions -Drumpf- the news, he breaks the internet.

    • @nutburger
      @nutburger 8 років тому +4

      +Peter Russell thought everyone hating Jennifer

    • @nutburger
      @nutburger 8 років тому +2

      +xLawr hated

    • @ilyjc91fe5
      @ilyjc91fe5 8 років тому +9

      Nope.

    • @nicholasnba2952
      @nicholasnba2952 8 років тому +1

      yeaaaah

  • @dwl815380
    @dwl815380 7 років тому +24

    I've never wanted to meet a celebrity more than I want to meet Jennifer Lawrence. I swear, she just seems like the most down to earth and real person.

  • @afdcomposer
    @afdcomposer 3 роки тому +10

    Oliver has such chaotic energy when he shows up.

  • @diegovelazquez9550
    @diegovelazquez9550 7 років тому +11914

    Why does John Olivers' nose look like it came with the glasses?

  • @faithting2625
    @faithting2625 8 років тому +214

    "I flew in by umbrella you racist" hahahahahahahah LMAO

  • @BlackChrishi
    @BlackChrishi 4 роки тому +30

    "Was it a booger?"
    "Yeah"
    "I felt it"
    😂😂👌👌👌

  • @juliepitts-hart2591
    @juliepitts-hart2591 5 років тому +16

    John Oliver had me in stitches.
    "I flew in on an umbrella."

  • @danielchong5032
    @danielchong5032 8 років тому +50

    6:08 "I flew in on a umbrella, you racist."
    Classic.

  • @dimitreze
    @dimitreze 8 років тому +279

    OMG SHE IS SO DOWN TO EARTH!

    • @Cattycorfru
      @Cattycorfru 8 років тому +3

      Sigh

    • @ilyjc91fe5
      @ilyjc91fe5 8 років тому +9

      Don't know if it's sarcasm or not, but what an annoying comment.. As usual, from haters. Broken records.

    • @dimitreze
      @dimitreze 8 років тому +7

      ILYJC91 FE SHE IS JUST LIKE US!!

    • @purplenurps
      @purplenurps 8 років тому

      So opposing opinion is hating?

    • @ilyjc91fe5
      @ilyjc91fe5 8 років тому +3

      purplenurps Let's be real. That's what her haters post on every single video of hers. Broken record.

  • @diana_oliviapayne1411
    @diana_oliviapayne1411 3 роки тому +7

    "Ya I flew in on an umbrella you racists" 😂😂Johns too good

  • @claire9022
    @claire9022 6 років тому +60

    "I flew in on an umbrella, you racist"
    R.I.P.
    Me
    Died from laughing

  • @jazzybaze
    @jazzybaze 7 років тому +638

    "I flew in on an umbrella, you racist" 😂😂😂

    • @jamesbowen2088
      @jamesbowen2088 7 років тому

      Hilarious

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 5 років тому

      Yeah because Jimmy made a racial comment!
      John is a moron who blows John Stewart

    • @leeraewi
      @leeraewi 5 років тому +8

      I can't believe I'm commenting on this, but you kind of missed EVERYTHING about the joke. The joke was about racial profiling, because Jimmy said that John looked like a good liar, and he joked "is it because I'm English?", which is funny because white English people are basically the group who invented racial profiling in order to assert their cultural and ethnic dominion over like 3/4 of the globe, so he's basically calling attention to how absurd racial profiling is generally, because of the fact that it basically doesn't affect him negatively even if it should. Because it's also a critique of English empire: the English did cheat the world out of most of their resources - they are cheats, but of course it wouldn't have been middling people like John's ancestors who ran anything, so it's also a laugh about class. But even more so, it's a joke about American's perceptions of Britishness, informed as they are by Dickens, the royals and films like Mary Poppins, who famously flew into London town on an umbrella like a domestic miracle worker, which is in itself a parody of late-Victorian and Edwardian ladies' manuals on household management. It's not lost that in this context Oliver is also proposing himself as a domestic servant in the royal household in a sort of Mary Poppins-esque fashion (as a cook), but he is apparently not convincingly Mary Poppinsesque enough to the Americans, which he pretends to be shocked by and which is also quite a statement on how British class history has been sanitised and glamourised by Hollywood. After all, who do they think works at Buckingham Palace cooking eggs other than young people during their summer break? The hilarious accident is the matter of the feta cheese. It appears that John offers it up kind of unthinkingly and when Jimmy and Jennifer looked genuinely appalled by the idea of the Queen eating something common like feta, it dawns on him that the Queen's husband is actually Greek so this is even more hilarious. If being clever and constructing quippy jokes with multiple layers of meaning is moronic, than up is down and left is right.

    • @louiselavigne5085
      @louiselavigne5085 4 роки тому +2

      @@leeraewi woah.

    • @mariaconsueloestebangarcia2666
      @mariaconsueloestebangarcia2666 3 роки тому

      @@louiselavigne5085 ܶܨܙ

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 8 років тому +567

    I would actually vote for John Oliver for President. He's smart enough to never do it though haha

    • @Curtisj..
      @Curtisj.. 8 років тому +8

      He can't be president because he currently isn't a citizen

    • @Guitarplayer219
      @Guitarplayer219 8 років тому +10

      n

    • @Laptop46
      @Laptop46 8 років тому +17

      Wasn't born in the US

    • @Curtisj..
      @Curtisj.. 8 років тому

      +Captain Cocoa Puffs agreed 😂😂

    • @David-qi1ys
      @David-qi1ys 8 років тому

      Probably?? Do you really need to hedge?

  • @grapeness2220
    @grapeness2220 2 роки тому +4

    Jennifer acted so casual about the bugger… amazing

  • @mollyholly3547
    @mollyholly3547 3 роки тому +4

    John is really thinking he’ll get away with that lie at 5:52 then gets shut down so quick his face 😂

  • @jaydenharvey5084
    @jaydenharvey5084 8 років тому +785

    Jennifer Lawrence is great, John Oliver is great, and Jimmy is cool 2

    • @zarakhan02
      @zarakhan02 8 років тому +17

      "Jimmy is cool 2" OH MY GOD 😂😂

    • @krixialei
      @krixialei 8 років тому +2

      +Zara Khan LMAO

    • @96icu
      @96icu 8 років тому

      i dont get it :'(

    • @nathanfarley5490
      @nathanfarley5490 8 років тому +1

      +Stig Rancazz lol why is that?

    • @FlashUx
      @FlashUx 8 років тому +7

      wow! seriously dude!? do you hate him because he's not racist!?...

  • @stalk8r
    @stalk8r 8 років тому +2723

    "I flew in on an umbrella every morning."
    lol

    • @jaweiss34
      @jaweiss34 6 років тому +54

      Vilkku you racist 😂

    • @amazinginspiration
      @amazinginspiration 6 років тому +8

      AHAHAHAHA XoD That's how I am going to arrive at work from now on!!!!

    • @lyrics7630
      @lyrics7630 6 років тому +1

      Vilkku A fortnite glider

    • @gracejinks9759
      @gracejinks9759 6 років тому

      indigoSinner and Vilkku 😂😂

    • @MochaTater
      @MochaTater 5 років тому

      You fucking racist 😂😂

  • @meganparish5996
    @meganparish5996 7 років тому +18

    "I flew in on an umbrella, you racist." LMFAO, I think i like this guy.

  • @ninamuire
    @ninamuire 4 роки тому +10

    “Is it a booger?”
    “Yeah,”
    “I felt it.”
    😂😂😂

  • @BlueEyedBabe03
    @BlueEyedBabe03 8 років тому +1874

    "You've got something on your nose."
    "Is it a booger?"
    "Yeah."
    "I felt it."
    LMAO.

    • @zeroforconduct8008
      @zeroforconduct8008 8 років тому +84

      I'm sooo glad we watched the same video.

    • @lesryglrhfohser
      @lesryglrhfohser 8 років тому +16

      +Zero For Conduct yeah why the fuck do people repeat things that we just saw in the video

    • @IsaacMaganaMusic
      @IsaacMaganaMusic 8 років тому +37

      +lesryglrhfohser 'Cause it's funny. And you have a booger on your nose.

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 8 років тому +59

      lesryglrhfohser, ever heard of a memorable quote?
      Kid: "No, Luke. I AM your father."
      Dad: "Wow, son. It's almost like we just watched the same movie."
      It's normal to quote something funny, something that stood out to you. That's why they're called QUOTES. Get off your high horse please.

    • @DraconasLyrr
      @DraconasLyrr 7 років тому +1

      Back into the grave with you, zombie Heath!

  • @JIFUSASA
    @JIFUSASA 4 роки тому +5

    I've watched this video like 100 times and I still laugh when Jennifer yells "LIAR!" at Jimmy when he grabs the envelopes

  • @JocelynKing
    @JocelynKing 5 років тому +5

    I love J law, she is so goofy and just herself. Her imperfections make her so perfect. She's so cool!

  • @woihjsd
    @woihjsd 8 років тому +62

    "English people lied our way into an Empire." - Awww! Missed timing there. Great joke though.

  • @AfroReporter
    @AfroReporter 8 років тому +436

    Wow Jennifer Lawrence had a bogger on her nose, OMG I have boogers too! She's so relatable.

    • @ilyjc91fe5
      @ilyjc91fe5 8 років тому +28

      Overrated, annoying, unoriginal comment. Broken record.

    • @thomas9451
      @thomas9451 8 років тому +10

      Lol, you use the word 'defend' as if she did something wrong...it's her personality, she is really honest, humble, down to earth and yes, relatable. Instead of appreciating her awesome personality people have to shit on it, like they usually do with all things that are good.

    • @SuperHns
      @SuperHns 8 років тому +4

      it's almost like she is just a person who takes shits in the bathroom

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 8 років тому +1

      +SuperHns NO
      does she?

    • @SuperHns
      @SuperHns 8 років тому +1

      Mario Habijanec yeah and once a month she even bleeds from the vagina. Like a, you know, a person

  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 2 роки тому +3

    Her laugh is great.

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 5 років тому +4

    True Confession with Mary Rose Kent: Sometimes I binge-watch JLaw on various talk shows-she’s so brutally funny and gorgeous, plus I love her voice!

  • @samuelanyakwu3771
    @samuelanyakwu3771 8 років тому +160

    Jimmy is a real friend for telling Jennifer about that booger.

  • @AdamPFarnsworth
    @AdamPFarnsworth 8 років тому +519

    Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver. I've not watched the clip yet, but I've already given it a thumbs up!

    • @kayduff5676
      @kayduff5676 8 років тому +2

      Omg, same

    • @TheMultibest
      @TheMultibest 8 років тому +2

      Same shit here

    • @chelssometimes1214
      @chelssometimes1214 8 років тому +5

      yes! two people I love!

    • @mabelameba
      @mabelameba 8 років тому +2

      thats what I do whenever I read Jennifer Lawrence in the title tbh

    • @clambroth1923
      @clambroth1923 7 років тому

      And why might that be? Is your own life so meaningless and empty that you hold up these two plastic hollow creatures as some sort of beacon of light for your pathetic existence? I feel sorry for you

  • @thefoodienewbie
    @thefoodienewbie 5 років тому +14

    “I think you’re gonna be a good liar.”
    “That’s unkind, but sure.”

  • @UnderTheTableGremlin
    @UnderTheTableGremlin 7 років тому +4271

    John Oliver is the best there is. You cannot go wrong.

  • @dajanalakic1112
    @dajanalakic1112 8 років тому +879

    Am I the only one who would chill with Jennifer, just because she didn't care that she had a bugger on her nose?

    • @mikeaveli219
      @mikeaveli219 8 років тому +1

      i definitely would lol.

    • @magdixXxGlimh
      @magdixXxGlimh 8 років тому +23

      She said she loves being naked around her friends lmao like seriously, she just doesn't care about anything and she loves making fun of herself

    • @BustyBeaver
      @BustyBeaver 8 років тому +9

      booger*

    • @SomeNiceMovies
      @SomeNiceMovies 8 років тому +3

      Well, no one really would, to be fair?
      Everyone has boogers, it's not like they're an unnatural part of life...

    • @magdixXxGlimh
      @magdixXxGlimh 8 років тому +2

      SomeNiceMovies It's embarrassing tho

  • @emilyrose831
    @emilyrose831 4 роки тому +5

    This video is four years old and ‘I flew in on a umbrella’ still makes me scream

  • @Gamingwithpitbull
    @Gamingwithpitbull 6 років тому +4

    Omg I’ve watched this so many times I love all 3 of them so much! John Olliver makes me cry laugh

  • @yoyo5441
    @yoyo5441 8 років тому +188

    They finally got my favourite 3 people in the whole world in one place my life is complete

    • @chrisgreen5917
      @chrisgreen5917 8 років тому

      +Susan Barbier k

    • @Jixaw15
      @Jixaw15 8 років тому +1

      My thoughts exactly

    • @ClayMann
      @ClayMann 8 років тому +1

      you have to dream bigger. Maybe best of 3. for the second one where life is almost complete you could expand it to the three favourite people in the whole world in your place! and that would make a tie. Just think how wild you could go for the win on the next one.

    • @nickh4676
      @nickh4676 7 років тому

      It made sense

  • @carter6074
    @carter6074 7 років тому +1589

    "I flew in on an umbrella ya racist"bwahahahaha

    • @crazyenglishteacher1420
      @crazyenglishteacher1420 7 років тому

      Drew Carter ha ha.

    • @MrISkater
      @MrISkater 6 років тому

      Drew Carter I do t get it

    • @DoubleMonoLR
      @DoubleMonoLR 5 років тому +3

      Mary Poppins:ua-cam.com/video/5BHoDW9f7vY/v-deo.html

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 5 років тому +4

      @@MrISkater Marry Poppins a famous childhood movie from an older era. They would fly in on umbrellas.

    • @LucasRodrigues-ye3qx
      @LucasRodrigues-ye3qx 4 роки тому

      @@DoubleMonoLR thank you :)

  • @BigRedNavyChick
    @BigRedNavyChick 7 років тому +15

    John Oliver is awesome and Jennifer Lawrence is hilarious. I love her laugh and her smile. :D

  • @bossboss6625
    @bossboss6625 7 років тому +553

    The look on John Oliver's face when they don't believe he got a summer job at Buckingham Palace...Priceless...

  • @JoaqMan
    @JoaqMan 8 років тому +1583

    Look! It's British Milhouse.

    • @milesmartin3910
      @milesmartin3910 8 років тому +37

      You also frequent Last Week Tonight I see

    • @solonomoney
      @solonomoney 8 років тому +9

      Spotted my friend

    • @Karen-nc1lr
      @Karen-nc1lr 8 років тому +1

      Ayyyyy

    • @Kt-gu6ih
      @Kt-gu6ih 8 років тому +5

      Thought it was bran stark?

    • @DRF1001
      @DRF1001 8 років тому +1

      That was so funny years ago

  • @purplexninjamom
    @purplexninjamom 6 років тому +6

    "It´s plausible... It´s reckless... I kinda like it!"

  • @carolefisher6489
    @carolefisher6489 5 років тому +23

    I will always love Jennifer Lawrence - even though this was aired 2.5 years ago

  • @WaffleAssasinX3
    @WaffleAssasinX3 8 років тому +43

    "I flew in on a umbrella" I love John oliver😂

  • @FoxGamer39618
    @FoxGamer39618 8 років тому +637

    This is the only time I've ever seen John in something else other than his show. He's funny.

    • @Zabs_Mcgee
      @Zabs_Mcgee 8 років тому +1

      thanks for that.

    • @FoxGamer39618
      @FoxGamer39618 8 років тому +2

      Zabs McGee What do you mean? I don't understand.

    • @Zabs_Mcgee
      @Zabs_Mcgee 8 років тому +1

      Oh boy here we go. Okay, well typically when another human being thanks it is a social faux pas to decline responding with, "you're welcome."

    • @FoxGamer39618
      @FoxGamer39618 8 років тому

      Zabs McGee I'm sorry. You're welcome. But why the thanks?

    • @Zabs_Mcgee
      @Zabs_Mcgee 8 років тому

      Jasper Fox Okay fine. Have it your way!!! I take back my thank you. I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK AND I WILL AWAIT YOUR APOLOGY!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!?!??!!? HUH!??!!? DO YOU!??!?!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!

  • @lumosn0x
    @lumosn0x 4 роки тому +3

    This was 3 years ago but I loled so hard at John Oliver!

  • @AnujKumar-em8lv
    @AnujKumar-em8lv 7 років тому +2

    John is always such a powerful presence onscreen. I love him!

  • @acdcfan21
    @acdcfan21 8 років тому +207

    Let's face it all of us are here for John Oliver 👍👌

    • @30secondstomarsMBH
      @30secondstomarsMBH 8 років тому +10

      No, I'm 100% only here for J-Law

    • @ilyjc91fe5
      @ilyjc91fe5 8 років тому +2

      lol no... 90% are here for Lawrence. Guess you missed most of the comments... or Media headlines with links to the video...

    • @thomas9451
      @thomas9451 8 років тому +5

      Lol, those people who say they are watching for John Oliver should stop lying to themselves... they are all really here for Lawrence, whether they hate her or love her. They are all secretly obsessed with her but won't admit it...

    • @ilyjc91fe5
      @ilyjc91fe5 8 років тому +1

      Thomas 94 I think this commenter is genuine, though. But i wouldn't say the same for others. And it's obvious most aren't here for John. Most of the comments are about Jennifer, and most of the media links just have her name on them.

    • @thomas9451
      @thomas9451 8 років тому +3

      ILYJC91 FE It's clear that like 90% of the people are here for Lawrence and I don't know how genuine some of these comments are...there are lot of haters who are even more obsessed with her than fans...

  • @nybiggs
    @nybiggs 8 років тому +256

    How many celebrity woman can get caught with a booger in her nose on TV and just laugh it off? ... and that's why people love Jennifer Lawrence

    • @juliankiz
      @juliankiz 8 років тому +18

      SO RELATABLE, AM I RIGHT? XDDDD

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 8 років тому +7

      Jimmy just told everyone. How else was she going to react?

  • @littleghostfilms3012
    @littleghostfilms3012 3 роки тому +2

    "Am I doing it wrong, am I doing it wrong, am I doing it wrong, am I doing it wrong?" 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

  • @LiquidT3nsion
    @LiquidT3nsion 7 років тому +1

    Oliver slightly flinched right after he said he made the queen an omelet for breakfast. BUSTED!

  • @Cashback13
    @Cashback13 8 років тому +144

    "Ermm.....the movies are done" (Quick as a Flash) "THAT'S NOT how THE LAW Works!" Haha J.O is a demon!

    • @techfreak243
      @techfreak243 7 років тому +1

      Cash Back the demon we need and deserve. especially now

  • @Productofgodz
    @Productofgodz 7 років тому +3415

    Jlaw always gets unlucky on live tv 😂

    • @moonsyt4563
      @moonsyt4563 6 років тому +64

      That isn't even live TV...

    • @H223Tommy
      @H223Tommy 6 років тому +31

      Or does she....................? Illuminati!
      *Jumps out open window and breaks both legs*

    • @marioe.4400
      @marioe.4400 6 років тому +8

      Tommy Hull -- That reminds me of the days whenever me and my friends would say something epic or just ridiculous, one of us would always jump out the window or sprint around the block.
      Key and Peele did a skit about it: who can go the furthest when witnessing things too funny for the brain to process. One of them ends up being kidnapped by Aliens...

    • @H223Tommy
      @H223Tommy 6 років тому

      Mario E. 😂😂 Hahaha that's great. I better check out that clip.

    • @rambledogs2012
      @rambledogs2012 6 років тому +10

      Nah, she is just a normal person like the rest of us, or as normal like the rest of us as one can be being a super star....but still normal.

  • @deadsailorian
    @deadsailorian 6 років тому +1

    "I flew in on an umbrella." hahaha cracks me up every time.

  • @that_lucie_girl5415
    @that_lucie_girl5415 6 років тому +1

    These 3 are great together weirdly enough they have loads of chemistry

  • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
    @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 років тому +1495

    It feels so weird watching John here. It's like putting Mozart at a table with Kanye and Rihanna

    • @pappisaints
      @pappisaints 8 років тому +29

      i love kanye

    • @NhatLinhNguyen82
      @NhatLinhNguyen82 8 років тому +98

      of course you do

    • @pappisaints
      @pappisaints 8 років тому +10

      Linh Nguyen hahahahha everyone hates kanye i love him tho lmao

    • @reigen6558
      @reigen6558 8 років тому +6

      +David Pappachan Good for you

    • @reigen6558
      @reigen6558 8 років тому +8

      Aboood165 How could this be misconstrued as an insult to Kanye? Unless you actually believe not being on the same artistic level of Mozart is an insult. Stop getting so offended

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 8 років тому +39

    John oliver and Jennifer Lawrence in one video?
    Yes please

  • @rosannagrist912
    @rosannagrist912 4 роки тому

    Such a great segment! Love them all!

  • @wendydonaldson7222
    @wendydonaldson7222 6 років тому

    I really enjoyed this! Thanks 😊

  • @natehicks8000
    @natehicks8000 7 років тому +598

    that moment when you see john oliver from the side for the first time

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 роки тому +7

      it is a bit traumatic

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo 4 роки тому +4

      Yes it is a shocking sight.

    • @zaza-ik5ws
      @zaza-ik5ws 3 роки тому +3

      Clearly you haven't seen community

  • @Xarfax321
    @Xarfax321 7 років тому +517

    John COULD have gotten away with "working in the kitchen at Buckingham palace" if he had said he was washing the pots and pans. ;) It was a summer job and he was just a teenager.... It would make a lot more sense than having a teenager making a omelette for the Queen.

    • @TheTonyEntertainment
      @TheTonyEntertainment 6 років тому +1

      Xarfax321 lol ikr 😅

    • @Trockenshampooleopard
      @Trockenshampooleopard 5 років тому +16

      And the thing about walking there is totally implausible as well. He grew up in Bedford, which is _not_ within walking distance to Buckingham Palace, and Jimmy probably knew that.

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 5 років тому +5

      You don't know, maybe he's an omelet savant.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 років тому +3

      @moonlily1 I would be so angry if I was an omelet savant! What a waste of savant. 😁

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo 4 роки тому +16

      @@Trockenshampooleopard You are vastly overestimating Jimmy's knowledge of UK geography.

  • @triforce_xiii
    @triforce_xiii 4 роки тому +16

    wow... shaking hands... this is so 2019....

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 3 роки тому +5

    When all of this is over I'd love to see a 2020 (or 2021) True Confessions with both of them again. Or any other kind of game, just have them on the same night.

  • @KaraCamilleDelonas
    @KaraCamilleDelonas 8 років тому +15

    5:52 omg his face when Jen says "Not true"

  • @Emme-Kappa
    @Emme-Kappa 7 років тому +778

    "this is so fun" - Jimmy Fallon on literaly anything

    • @crazyenglishteacher1420
      @crazyenglishteacher1420 7 років тому +60

      *literally

    • @DctorSkillz1
      @DctorSkillz1 5 років тому +5

      He once said that at my elderly neighbor's funeral. True story.

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 4 роки тому +4

      "Fallon so fake."
      So much salt.

    • @thecrow9026
      @thecrow9026 4 роки тому +1

      But this was actually really fun, and I was able to stand Jimmy Fallon this time. Usually i can't stand to watch his video for more than 1 minute, but I guess John and Jennifer's aura was just too powerful.

    • @mollyholly3547
      @mollyholly3547 3 роки тому

      Is that bad tho

  • @jdj830
    @jdj830 4 роки тому +1

    I never would have imagined this combination of human beings could be entertaining but it actually work somehow

  • @emyf9194
    @emyf9194 6 років тому +1

    Lmaooo he got so offended when jimmy called it BS of him working in buckingham palace😂😂😂 "no I flew in with my umbrella you racist" 😂😂😂

  • @abrasmith2386
    @abrasmith2386 8 років тому +280

    When she started talking about her booger I died

  • @manguy2000
    @manguy2000 8 років тому +99

    John looks like someone Benjamin Buttoned Henry Kissinger.

    • @jintymahogany7822
      @jintymahogany7822 8 років тому +13

      And a British millhouse

    • @awmit
      @awmit 8 років тому

      Oh yeah, totally original ;)

    • @NotDogman
      @NotDogman 8 років тому +2

      I think he looks closer to a human puffin.

    • @EricaShady10171972
      @EricaShady10171972 8 років тому +1

      You must be a Sander's supporter! What else? Does he also looks like someone who says "my parents are my best friend" but it is also an orphan?" ;-)

    • @EricaShady10171972
      @EricaShady10171972 8 років тому +3

      Kevin Sakovich you gotta watch the last episode of John Oliver to understand what WE are talking about because if you don't know what I am talking about THEN you don't even know what the ORIGINAL comment was about. I am talking about the same thing the Manguy2000 and Jimmy Memer are talking about! Do you think they came up with "looks like someone Benjamin Buttoned Henry Kissinger" and a "British millhouse?" That was something John Oliver said that Sander's supporters were going to call him after he (John Oliver) said on his latest show "that Politicalfact stated that there was no evidence that state party hyjacked the process or ignored regular procedure." He also stated that even though the voting system is fucked up, Hillary and Trump were still the candidates with the most popular vote. That is WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT!

  • @HabibiC
    @HabibiC 7 років тому +377

    Would I lie To You

    • @harterton
      @harterton 6 років тому

      Elias Habibi my friend

    • @fiyade6476
      @fiyade6476 6 років тому +1

      YES and that bit on Buzzcocks

  • @1875HIBEESFC
    @1875HIBEESFC 4 роки тому +4

    ‘She wouldn’t eat Feta cheese, it’s too Greek!’
    Well, so’s her husband!

  • @xTheOxx
    @xTheOxx 8 років тому +1494

    John Oliver manages to be cuter than Jennifer Lawrence.

    • @IDisnotscience
      @IDisnotscience 8 років тому +25

      There is nothing cuter than Jennifer Lawrence. Not even that video of kittens playing with balls of yarn. Nuh-unh.

    • @Trotskers
      @Trotskers 8 років тому +18

      She looked cuter with her vagina out in those pictures I saw.

    • @beef8292
      @beef8292 8 років тому +34

      +Jonjey Comms I have no I idea how to respond to that but Jennifer Lawrence in my opinion is way cuter

    • @graciafirst
      @graciafirst 6 років тому +1

      You are kidding, of course...

    • @bumptiousbuffoon7824
      @bumptiousbuffoon7824 6 років тому +6

      +Gracia Maria Espinoza Cuter =/= Hotter or More Sexually Attractive. He is definitely cuter.

  • @sirkobe
    @sirkobe 8 років тому +74

    OMG, Jessica Lawrence is soooo relatable like OMG!

  • @mj-ds3rt
    @mj-ds3rt 6 років тому +4

    John Oliver : "it's plausible"
    Me: "-but is it possible...?"

  • @jackdoesstuff6203
    @jackdoesstuff6203 4 роки тому +6

    2:26 When my friend is telling me the plan to convince the bouncer that we are sober enough to get in the club.

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 4 роки тому +1

      Why would you have to be sober to get into a club?

  • @WrecklessEating
    @WrecklessEating 8 років тому +2881

    Love John Oliver!!!

  • @antonigeee
    @antonigeee 8 років тому +34

    I died laughing when John said I flew in with an umbrella

  • @jamesdasilvachen914
    @jamesdasilvachen914 4 роки тому +3

    I love how on these there is always one really famous person (why you clicked on the video) and another person nobody fucking knows about 😂