True Confessions with Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver
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- Опубліковано 22 тра 2016
- Jimmy, Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver play a game where they take turns confessing to a random fact, then interrogate each other to determine who was telling the truth.
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True Confessions with Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver
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'it's plausible. its reckless. i kinda like it.'
fucking love John Oliver😂
same here - Last Week Tonight is one of my favorite shows
😘
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"I flew in on an umbrella you racists!"
- John Oliver 2016
He said "you crazies" not racists lol
er.....no he didn't, he said "you racists"
+NecronomSlayer he said you racists
that was hilarious! but why was he joking about them being racist? all Jimmy asked was "where did you ride your skateboard?"
+frankinsane and myrrh Mary poppins is British and she had a flying umbrella.
“It’s like the English people lied their way to an empire.”
That’s such an underrated joke.
They did
@@GamingOzzz that's the joke...
@Viktor Birkeland "yes the treaty is the same in english as is it in your language" *winks and sips tea"
I read this comment as he said it
🤣🤣🤣👏👏
I like how Jennifer asked what was his actual true story. Of all of these sketches nobody has taken any interest in the truths.
Yeah same i wonder that every time
@TK Wallace I think he talked about it somewhere... In one of the interviews with a talk show host
@@charredtodeath2205 It was with Jimmy Fallon ua-cam.com/video/jFWcSVPzxWI/v-deo.html&ab_channel=TheTonightShowStarringJimmyFallon
Soccer is the biggest and most important sport on Earth and is massive in over 240 countries. Every nation on Earth loves Soccer. Baseball is only popular in 17 countries. Soccer will be the number 1 sport in the USA by 2050 iyrsf
you all probably dont give a damn but does any of you know of a trick to log back into an Instagram account??
I stupidly forgot my account password. I love any help you can offer me.
"I FLEW IN ON AN UMBRELLA, YOU RACIST!" that is the GREATEST thing I've ever heard oh my god
And Jimmy didn't even get it. Best moment.
I didn’t get it!! Can someone explain?
@mylink1812 - Watch the movie Mary Poppins, then all will be explained.
@@xXxTr0nxXx ฃ
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"I flew in on an umbrella you racist" John Oliver is a genius
sarah854r4h nice profile pic
sarah854r4h
I was just about to comment this😂 also, SHER FUCKING LOCK
thanks :)
Can someone please explain it?
Naveen Kumar
Mary Poppins
"Um, the movies are done" 😂😂
Lillyana Sarango that’s not how the law works!
What the hell is an ambien?
@@marcelobrum552 sleeping pill kind of
@@marcelobrum552 treats insomnia. Basically a sedative
Well now I wanna know at what scene Jennifer took the pill lmao
"We lied our way to an empire" WHY DID NO ONE LAUGH.
wrong crowd
Who hasn't lied their way to an empire?
Americans don't know history.
@@Paulafan5 why is that important, the british are the most memorable one, what an apologist loser
Jeniffer: "which envelope do I choose?"
Me: "NIIIINE!!!"
YESSSS OH MY GOSH, I REMEMBER THAT 😂
YES, AHAHA. memories...
I thought I was the only one who remembered that hahaha
Am i the only one who screamed NIIINE :D
I don't get it someone explain
I love how offended John gets when they immediately find it implausible that he worked at Buckingham Palace.
@acebasespace Or that the world holds john oliver in esteem
It seemed more plausible than Jimmy's "truth".
But that's also how i knew he was lying he talks all the time about how he has never met the queen and would never want to meet the queen and probably wouldnt be invited to anyways lol.
😘
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"She doesn't eat feta cheese, it's too Greek" AND NEITHER OF THEM CAUGHT IT. I DIED.
I couldn't stop laughing at how John immediately recognized that he was lying after the cheese thing it looked like he felt he had truly insulted the Queen herself 😂😂
Jennifer Lawrence just seems so naturally attractive, both in her actions & of course appearance
Seems that way... imagine dealing with someone like that for more than a few days. All those mood swings and acts of randomness. I bet she's horrible in relationships.
She looks great, especially in the selfies that got published where she's bending over in front of the camera exposing her butthole. Did you miss those?
+Morpayne RADIO creepy
That comment isn't necessary.
Olivia Rebecca im reminding you of facts. Dont like it? dont come online.
'Feta cheese is too greek for the queen', john oliver says, in full knowledge that she's married to a greek. I don't think the others got the joke.
Vathek lol I didn't and I'm Greek😂
i had a guffaw when he said that. lol.
He has less to do with Germany than he has with Greece. He was member of the Greek royal family is probably what the commentor meant, but it's true, he is not publicly concidered one of our-fallen-royalty now nor does he have the Greek citizenship anymore (he abandoned it when he married). He has no relations with the country and he even suppossedly hates it due to the bad treatment of the royals there at some point in history.
Vathek 😂😂😂👌
Poor guy being passed around.
“I was thrown out of a Tokyo sauna because I wasn’t naked enough” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i'm glad they didn't pick this envelope, otherwise the immediate answer would be "truth". i mean this sounds like the most john oliver thing ever
“Definitely take your time more with this decision.” Gets me every time. 😂
The only reason I'm watching is John Oliver.
You spelled Jennifer Lawrence wrong ;)
This isn't a leaked nude video.
same
Melica LoL Exactly, John Oliver is in those...not into that, that's why I'm here for Lawrence ;)
***** Of course, he just didn't spell Jennifer Lawrence correctly and I wanted to help ;)
Who knew these three would make such a good combination?
ikr 😊
Obviously the Tonight Show
There are 10 guys sleeping outside Jennifer Lawrence's house
It's a gift from the Universe :)
+SurviveTV are you one of them
Jimmy is the real one for calling out that boogie
that was savage
Zero That wasn’t savage, it’s sweet because they are SO MANY people that would just keep quiet when you have a booger on your nose or a piece of spinach on your teeth. ITS JUST “I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME?”
But not on TV... He just made her feel uncomfortable - wanted to take the attention off of himself
no, that was embarrassing !!
It may be embarrassing and she may have felt a bit uncomfortable, but he did the right thing. If he had let her continue with a booger it would be much worse. Eventually the camera would have had to film her face.
I second Jennifer's request to hear Oliver's true story. In fact I wanna hear every story, true or false, that hasn't been disclosed.
I actually believed John Oliver; he looked convincingly appalled that they didn't believe it was true
He really was appalled. "I know I didn't do it, but what about me makes you think I definitely didn't?"
Thanks for running it!
Don't look at comments before the video ends if you don't want spoilers
spoiler alert, the comments talk about what happens in the video.
I mean his accent is enough to say he lived nowhere near London
He got kicked out of a sauna for not being naked enough xD 😂
That's our John!
Its like a bad 80s sitcom "I got kicked out of a sauna for not being naked enough." Audience: "THAT'S OUR JOHN!!" Cue theme song.
Very true. You're not really allowed to wear clothes in Japanese saunas for hygiene purposes.
Sounds somehow Finnish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
that's probably because at the time he didn't understand the culture of japanese public baths
"she wouldn't eat feta, its too greek"
lmao this went right over the audience's heads
John Oliver is a once-a-generation comic genius. He just comes off-the-cuff with wit that folks usually need a team of writers for.
"We’re on TV, there’s no way a booger can exist on TV"
AHAHAh, she is the best.
That endeared me to her forever
Best thing could ever said we need to quote this
if you put the booger in a box, the booger both exists and doesn't exist at the same time. even on tv.
+Iplaystuff did you get that from silicon valley lol
John Oliver and Jennifer Lawrence need to get a show of their own and break the internet.
Everytime John Oliver mentions -Drumpf- the news, he breaks the internet.
+Peter Russell thought everyone hating Jennifer
+xLawr hated
Nope.
yeaaaah
I've never wanted to meet a celebrity more than I want to meet Jennifer Lawrence. I swear, she just seems like the most down to earth and real person.
Oliver has such chaotic energy when he shows up.
Why does John Olivers' nose look like it came with the glasses?
oohh nooo..lmao
Lmao hahahahaha nooooo
it doesn't come with the glasses? For a moment I thought it did!
ptff
Cause he's born with it asshole
"I flew in by umbrella you racist" hahahahahahahah LMAO
Lol
"Was it a booger?"
"Yeah"
"I felt it"
😂😂👌👌👌
John Oliver had me in stitches.
"I flew in on an umbrella."
6:08 "I flew in on a umbrella, you racist."
Classic.
OMG SHE IS SO DOWN TO EARTH!
Sigh
Don't know if it's sarcasm or not, but what an annoying comment.. As usual, from haters. Broken records.
ILYJC91 FE SHE IS JUST LIKE US!!
So opposing opinion is hating?
purplenurps Let's be real. That's what her haters post on every single video of hers. Broken record.
"Ya I flew in on an umbrella you racists" 😂😂Johns too good
"I flew in on an umbrella, you racist"
R.I.P.
Me
Died from laughing
"I flew in on an umbrella, you racist" 😂😂😂
Hilarious
Yeah because Jimmy made a racial comment!
John is a moron who blows John Stewart
I can't believe I'm commenting on this, but you kind of missed EVERYTHING about the joke. The joke was about racial profiling, because Jimmy said that John looked like a good liar, and he joked "is it because I'm English?", which is funny because white English people are basically the group who invented racial profiling in order to assert their cultural and ethnic dominion over like 3/4 of the globe, so he's basically calling attention to how absurd racial profiling is generally, because of the fact that it basically doesn't affect him negatively even if it should. Because it's also a critique of English empire: the English did cheat the world out of most of their resources - they are cheats, but of course it wouldn't have been middling people like John's ancestors who ran anything, so it's also a laugh about class. But even more so, it's a joke about American's perceptions of Britishness, informed as they are by Dickens, the royals and films like Mary Poppins, who famously flew into London town on an umbrella like a domestic miracle worker, which is in itself a parody of late-Victorian and Edwardian ladies' manuals on household management. It's not lost that in this context Oliver is also proposing himself as a domestic servant in the royal household in a sort of Mary Poppins-esque fashion (as a cook), but he is apparently not convincingly Mary Poppinsesque enough to the Americans, which he pretends to be shocked by and which is also quite a statement on how British class history has been sanitised and glamourised by Hollywood. After all, who do they think works at Buckingham Palace cooking eggs other than young people during their summer break? The hilarious accident is the matter of the feta cheese. It appears that John offers it up kind of unthinkingly and when Jimmy and Jennifer looked genuinely appalled by the idea of the Queen eating something common like feta, it dawns on him that the Queen's husband is actually Greek so this is even more hilarious. If being clever and constructing quippy jokes with multiple layers of meaning is moronic, than up is down and left is right.
@@leeraewi woah.
@@louiselavigne5085 ܶܨܙ
I would actually vote for John Oliver for President. He's smart enough to never do it though haha
He can't be president because he currently isn't a citizen
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Wasn't born in the US
+Captain Cocoa Puffs agreed 😂😂
Probably?? Do you really need to hedge?
Jennifer acted so casual about the bugger… amazing
John is really thinking he’ll get away with that lie at 5:52 then gets shut down so quick his face 😂
Jennifer Lawrence is great, John Oliver is great, and Jimmy is cool 2
"Jimmy is cool 2" OH MY GOD 😂😂
+Zara Khan LMAO
i dont get it :'(
+Stig Rancazz lol why is that?
wow! seriously dude!? do you hate him because he's not racist!?...
"I flew in on an umbrella every morning."
lol
Vilkku you racist 😂
AHAHAHAHA XoD That's how I am going to arrive at work from now on!!!!
Vilkku A fortnite glider
indigoSinner and Vilkku 😂😂
You fucking racist 😂😂
"I flew in on an umbrella, you racist." LMFAO, I think i like this guy.
“Is it a booger?”
“Yeah,”
“I felt it.”
😂😂😂
"You've got something on your nose."
"Is it a booger?"
"Yeah."
"I felt it."
LMAO.
I'm sooo glad we watched the same video.
+Zero For Conduct yeah why the fuck do people repeat things that we just saw in the video
+lesryglrhfohser 'Cause it's funny. And you have a booger on your nose.
lesryglrhfohser, ever heard of a memorable quote?
Kid: "No, Luke. I AM your father."
Dad: "Wow, son. It's almost like we just watched the same movie."
It's normal to quote something funny, something that stood out to you. That's why they're called QUOTES. Get off your high horse please.
Back into the grave with you, zombie Heath!
I've watched this video like 100 times and I still laugh when Jennifer yells "LIAR!" at Jimmy when he grabs the envelopes
I love J law, she is so goofy and just herself. Her imperfections make her so perfect. She's so cool!
"English people lied our way into an Empire." - Awww! Missed timing there. Great joke though.
Wow Jennifer Lawrence had a bogger on her nose, OMG I have boogers too! She's so relatable.
Overrated, annoying, unoriginal comment. Broken record.
Lol, you use the word 'defend' as if she did something wrong...it's her personality, she is really honest, humble, down to earth and yes, relatable. Instead of appreciating her awesome personality people have to shit on it, like they usually do with all things that are good.
it's almost like she is just a person who takes shits in the bathroom
+SuperHns NO
does she?
Mario Habijanec yeah and once a month she even bleeds from the vagina. Like a, you know, a person
Her laugh is great.
True Confession with Mary Rose Kent: Sometimes I binge-watch JLaw on various talk shows-she’s so brutally funny and gorgeous, plus I love her voice!
Jimmy is a real friend for telling Jennifer about that booger.
Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver. I've not watched the clip yet, but I've already given it a thumbs up!
Omg, same
Same shit here
yes! two people I love!
thats what I do whenever I read Jennifer Lawrence in the title tbh
And why might that be? Is your own life so meaningless and empty that you hold up these two plastic hollow creatures as some sort of beacon of light for your pathetic existence? I feel sorry for you
“I think you’re gonna be a good liar.”
“That’s unkind, but sure.”
John Oliver is the best there is. You cannot go wrong.
As much as I love Jimmy
TigerLily John Oliver is great
TigerLily fuck john Oliver
Bridgeville Bulldawgz58 rude
Drumpf lover
Am I the only one who would chill with Jennifer, just because she didn't care that she had a bugger on her nose?
i definitely would lol.
She said she loves being naked around her friends lmao like seriously, she just doesn't care about anything and she loves making fun of herself
booger*
Well, no one really would, to be fair?
Everyone has boogers, it's not like they're an unnatural part of life...
SomeNiceMovies It's embarrassing tho
This video is four years old and ‘I flew in on a umbrella’ still makes me scream
Omg I’ve watched this so many times I love all 3 of them so much! John Olliver makes me cry laugh
They finally got my favourite 3 people in the whole world in one place my life is complete
+Susan Barbier k
My thoughts exactly
you have to dream bigger. Maybe best of 3. for the second one where life is almost complete you could expand it to the three favourite people in the whole world in your place! and that would make a tie. Just think how wild you could go for the win on the next one.
It made sense
"I flew in on an umbrella ya racist"bwahahahaha
Drew Carter ha ha.
Drew Carter I do t get it
Mary Poppins:ua-cam.com/video/5BHoDW9f7vY/v-deo.html
@@MrISkater Marry Poppins a famous childhood movie from an older era. They would fly in on umbrellas.
@@DoubleMonoLR thank you :)
John Oliver is awesome and Jennifer Lawrence is hilarious. I love her laugh and her smile. :D
The look on John Oliver's face when they don't believe he got a summer job at Buckingham Palace...Priceless...
Look! It's British Milhouse.
You also frequent Last Week Tonight I see
Spotted my friend
Ayyyyy
Thought it was bran stark?
That was so funny years ago
"It´s plausible... It´s reckless... I kinda like it!"
I will always love Jennifer Lawrence - even though this was aired 2.5 years ago
"I flew in on a umbrella" I love John oliver😂
This is the only time I've ever seen John in something else other than his show. He's funny.
thanks for that.
Zabs McGee What do you mean? I don't understand.
Oh boy here we go. Okay, well typically when another human being thanks it is a social faux pas to decline responding with, "you're welcome."
Zabs McGee I'm sorry. You're welcome. But why the thanks?
Jasper Fox Okay fine. Have it your way!!! I take back my thank you. I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK AND I WILL AWAIT YOUR APOLOGY!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!?!??!!? HUH!??!!? DO YOU!??!?!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!
This was 3 years ago but I loled so hard at John Oliver!
John is always such a powerful presence onscreen. I love him!
Let's face it all of us are here for John Oliver 👍👌
No, I'm 100% only here for J-Law
lol no... 90% are here for Lawrence. Guess you missed most of the comments... or Media headlines with links to the video...
Lol, those people who say they are watching for John Oliver should stop lying to themselves... they are all really here for Lawrence, whether they hate her or love her. They are all secretly obsessed with her but won't admit it...
Thomas 94 I think this commenter is genuine, though. But i wouldn't say the same for others. And it's obvious most aren't here for John. Most of the comments are about Jennifer, and most of the media links just have her name on them.
ILYJC91 FE It's clear that like 90% of the people are here for Lawrence and I don't know how genuine some of these comments are...there are lot of haters who are even more obsessed with her than fans...
How many celebrity woman can get caught with a booger in her nose on TV and just laugh it off? ... and that's why people love Jennifer Lawrence
SO RELATABLE, AM I RIGHT? XDDDD
Jimmy just told everyone. How else was she going to react?
"Am I doing it wrong, am I doing it wrong, am I doing it wrong, am I doing it wrong?" 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Oliver slightly flinched right after he said he made the queen an omelet for breakfast. BUSTED!
"Ermm.....the movies are done" (Quick as a Flash) "THAT'S NOT how THE LAW Works!" Haha J.O is a demon!
Cash Back the demon we need and deserve. especially now
Jlaw always gets unlucky on live tv 😂
That isn't even live TV...
Or does she....................? Illuminati!
*Jumps out open window and breaks both legs*
Tommy Hull -- That reminds me of the days whenever me and my friends would say something epic or just ridiculous, one of us would always jump out the window or sprint around the block.
Key and Peele did a skit about it: who can go the furthest when witnessing things too funny for the brain to process. One of them ends up being kidnapped by Aliens...
Mario E. 😂😂 Hahaha that's great. I better check out that clip.
Nah, she is just a normal person like the rest of us, or as normal like the rest of us as one can be being a super star....but still normal.
"I flew in on an umbrella." hahaha cracks me up every time.
These 3 are great together weirdly enough they have loads of chemistry
It feels so weird watching John here. It's like putting Mozart at a table with Kanye and Rihanna
i love kanye
of course you do
Linh Nguyen hahahahha everyone hates kanye i love him tho lmao
+David Pappachan Good for you
Aboood165 How could this be misconstrued as an insult to Kanye? Unless you actually believe not being on the same artistic level of Mozart is an insult. Stop getting so offended
John oliver and Jennifer Lawrence in one video?
Yes please
Such a great segment! Love them all!
I really enjoyed this! Thanks 😊
that moment when you see john oliver from the side for the first time
it is a bit traumatic
Yes it is a shocking sight.
Clearly you haven't seen community
John COULD have gotten away with "working in the kitchen at Buckingham palace" if he had said he was washing the pots and pans. ;) It was a summer job and he was just a teenager.... It would make a lot more sense than having a teenager making a omelette for the Queen.
Xarfax321 lol ikr 😅
And the thing about walking there is totally implausible as well. He grew up in Bedford, which is _not_ within walking distance to Buckingham Palace, and Jimmy probably knew that.
You don't know, maybe he's an omelet savant.
@moonlily1 I would be so angry if I was an omelet savant! What a waste of savant. 😁
@@Trockenshampooleopard You are vastly overestimating Jimmy's knowledge of UK geography.
wow... shaking hands... this is so 2019....
2016*
When all of this is over I'd love to see a 2020 (or 2021) True Confessions with both of them again. Or any other kind of game, just have them on the same night.
5:52 omg his face when Jen says "Not true"
"this is so fun" - Jimmy Fallon on literaly anything
*literally
He once said that at my elderly neighbor's funeral. True story.
"Fallon so fake."
So much salt.
But this was actually really fun, and I was able to stand Jimmy Fallon this time. Usually i can't stand to watch his video for more than 1 minute, but I guess John and Jennifer's aura was just too powerful.
Is that bad tho
I never would have imagined this combination of human beings could be entertaining but it actually work somehow
Lmaooo he got so offended when jimmy called it BS of him working in buckingham palace😂😂😂 "no I flew in with my umbrella you racist" 😂😂😂
When she started talking about her booger I died
just a little 😂😂
Omg haha me too. I laughed out loud!
+pennylovesgreece poor devil
RIP
feel sick~,,
John looks like someone Benjamin Buttoned Henry Kissinger.
And a British millhouse
Oh yeah, totally original ;)
I think he looks closer to a human puffin.
You must be a Sander's supporter! What else? Does he also looks like someone who says "my parents are my best friend" but it is also an orphan?" ;-)
Kevin Sakovich you gotta watch the last episode of John Oliver to understand what WE are talking about because if you don't know what I am talking about THEN you don't even know what the ORIGINAL comment was about. I am talking about the same thing the Manguy2000 and Jimmy Memer are talking about! Do you think they came up with "looks like someone Benjamin Buttoned Henry Kissinger" and a "British millhouse?" That was something John Oliver said that Sander's supporters were going to call him after he (John Oliver) said on his latest show "that Politicalfact stated that there was no evidence that state party hyjacked the process or ignored regular procedure." He also stated that even though the voting system is fucked up, Hillary and Trump were still the candidates with the most popular vote. That is WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT!
Would I lie To You
Elias Habibi my friend
YES and that bit on Buzzcocks
‘She wouldn’t eat Feta cheese, it’s too Greek!’
Well, so’s her husband!
John Oliver manages to be cuter than Jennifer Lawrence.
There is nothing cuter than Jennifer Lawrence. Not even that video of kittens playing with balls of yarn. Nuh-unh.
She looked cuter with her vagina out in those pictures I saw.
+Jonjey Comms I have no I idea how to respond to that but Jennifer Lawrence in my opinion is way cuter
You are kidding, of course...
+Gracia Maria Espinoza Cuter =/= Hotter or More Sexually Attractive. He is definitely cuter.
OMG, Jessica Lawrence is soooo relatable like OMG!
Fail. lol.
Jennifer*
ok
i mean ... she is
Da heck is Jessica Lawrence?
John Oliver : "it's plausible"
Me: "-but is it possible...?"
2:26 When my friend is telling me the plan to convince the bouncer that we are sober enough to get in the club.
Why would you have to be sober to get into a club?
Love John Oliver!!!
Oh hey it's actually you
Yes we do Go John
He's the best
WrecklessEating waddup matt
Love Jennifer Lawrence!!!
I died laughing when John said I flew in with an umbrella
I love how on these there is always one really famous person (why you clicked on the video) and another person nobody fucking knows about 😂