"BAD" JOKES
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- No jokes are bad. All jokes are accepted. No laughs below the belt. No holds barred.
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My "go to" bad joke at the moment is; you'd think removing a snail's shell would make it quicker, but it just makes it more sluggish.
I'm taking this one XD
*_*slow applause*_*
Because it's dead.
Any new ones?
Well done slugger
"god you're handsome."
"I know, thank you. and i will not return a compliment."
Are you by any chance from jojo
Sage i don't think so, other me.
Does that make him Arin Hansonme?
I know. You're welcome.
I don't get it
*BUT THE RECEPTION WAS I N C R E D I B L E*
@Art Squabbles Oh hi, Appolo Justice.
BUT DONT S T A R T ANYTHING
*DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?*
if we can keep this going that'd be awesome
A DISLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A BRA
*I KNOW, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS*
"I can levitate birds but nobody cares" is one of my favorites
I woke up today and folded my bed back into a couch...
almostbrokebothmyarmsbecauseitsnotthatkindofbed
I bought some instant water, but I don't know what to add.
Mine is “what if Bigfoot, himself, is just blurry”
Two cows are in a field
The first one says “Moo”
The second one says
“Damn, I was just going to say that!”
Deja moo
@@galladegamer3579 the feeling you’ve heard this bull before
I was going to say this was an asdf joke, but that was with ducks.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."
Love this!
And here I was trying to figure out how II was 5
don’t get it
@@game-enjoyer13 a 2 on your hands makes a V and V in Roman numerals is 5.
TNS Gaming oh shit XD
Arin: "Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One fish turned to the other and said, 'Dam!'"
*Long Pause*
Dan: *D I E S*
I still didnt get it
Carlos herrera “Dam” = “damn”
the ran into a dam
Where is that in the video
@@Typos. the begining
My ex-wife still misses me
*_bUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER_*
*HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER*
"You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible."
@@Leon.Hickey
Reminds me of married with children
"Did you miss me?"
"With every bullet so far"
Morrigan BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER
Arin: "What's red and green and smells like [CENSORED]?"
Danny: "What?"
My UA-cam feed: cuts to a Taco Bell ad
Mine cuts to wawa
Mine cut to DoorDash 🤣🤣
me thinks the algorithm gods are sending vague warnings
@@ethangleason8357 mine cut to skip the dishes
mine cut to a megan thee stallion ad 😭
19:49
when Dan did the "Hello, is this thing on?" I died
I laughed so hard at that that I choked
A cat walks into a doctor's office.
The doctor asks, "What's wrong?"
The cat says, "Meow."
The doctor replies:
"I know, but where?"
Goddamnit
I laughed
The cat says, "In my Purrostate."
@@musicmanvincent3703 No, you made my bad joke into a mediocre one...
@@tonystark106422 I know😅
I just watched the movie _San Andreas._
It had a few faults!
This is underrated.
I just _knew_ it was all her fault!
We play GTA San Andreas in this home. If you came to watch the movie, well....
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
Richter? I barely knew her!
YO. FUCKIN SPEEDY EGGBERT. I HAVENT PLAYED THAT SHIT SINCE I WAS A KID, THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF IT
My fave was Arin's bad Wind Waker joke, and Danny said "Barry, throw some crickets in there."
...And then literal crickets were thrown across the screen.
You really broke wind with that one, I thought you’d breeze through that joke but it blows.
18:07
@@LeudieBlues I tried to catch your meaning, but I mist.
Why do you know how to spell "thrown" but not "throw"?
@@andrewstoner2032 because i do and this is an old ass typo.
the grumps introduced me to stephen wright and i am eternally grateful bc he’s funny as hell
“i once played poker with a tarot deck. i got a full house and four people died.”
The Goonies updog bit gets me every time because Arin goes full Michael Scott
Could you explain that joke I didn't understand it
@@senajabeen1076 its just updog
What’s updog
@@Rukassuwu Not much how about you?
Gotcha!
Just as I'm watching this video, I look in my recommended and I unironically see: *Phoenix Wright 22 - Small Medium at Large*
*I'm scared*
Same, but in reverse
"In communist russia you're good at super mario 64-"
"hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA DAN"
25:07 🤣
VOTE OF CONFIDENCE ACCEPTED AND APPRECIATED
*D A N .*
O
I knew kirby's epic yarn part 25 would be here
Rando Dando and first no less! As it should be!!
It’s literally the “bad joke” episode,it’d be a crime to not have it in here
YES. The anti jokes segment has always been my favorite lol my girlfriend and I still quote these to each other
Sounds like a good life
fool girls aren't real they're a scam made by makeup companies to sell more makeup
I text the anti-jokes to my friends on a regular basis with no context
@@houdini9739 immediately followed by *sorry wrong person* In the true game grumps fashion.
Trasher oh no sorry wrong person is a completely different gag. I’ll text them about how I think they’re a little bitch or something and then say sorry wrong number
Danny: That's Bellsprout?!?
Me: Be careful who you make fun of in middle school.
two cannibals are eating a clown.... One says to the other-'
"*DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?! *"
I read this as it happened
The first time i heard that joke i died
Arin tricking dan into saying what is up dog is still one of the funniest moments ever
...
*What is updog*
Proof that Arin's and Dan's improv makes even the worst jokes hilarious ♡
"I think a good piece of therapy would be to umm-"
*"GHYEEEEEEAAAAAARGH"*
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What do you call a belt with a watch on it,
A waste of time.....
I'll see myself out
nice one
@LuckyBearBassist If he suffocates on his own tongue, he'll know the TASTE of defeat.
Josh Have you ever eaten a watch? It’s time-consuming.
I had an out of body experience the other day. I was beside myself
*waist
What do you call a mercenary that uses a spear .
A freelancer
I-
I mean, technically speaking a lance & a spear are 2 different weapons, so if you want freelancer go be your punchline, the joke should be something along the lines of...
What do you call a jouster for hire? A freelancer.
Nothing is more pure to me than Arin laughing at having made Dan ask "What is UpDog?"
i tell that antenna joke as often as i can
Same! Whenever i start a sentence with "Two antennas..." I can hear my brother sigh across the room
Same
Bad jokes? So basically the entirety of the Joke Yoda bit from Mario Maker?
FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jooooooooke
WHAT IS A SITH LORD'S FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP?
DARTH MAUL
FUNNYYYYYYYY JOKE!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DannoHung I can Beat beat MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
What happens when Batman and Robin face a steamroller?
They become Flatman and Ribbon.
Ahhh nice to see another
regular episode
Ok
@@BrainhasPain ok
MmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmm... *FUNNY JOKE*
Want more regular? Eat more Wendy's!
fun fact: this is my favorite compilation to listen to as sleep aid; it doesn’t require too much brainpower, but just enough to give my mind something to do
But how did you condense every episode from the last seven years into a single compilation?
Selecko This is part one of many..
“What is he, Jack and the Beanstalk?”
Reminds me of that line from Dear Evan Hansen, “You fell out of a tree? What are you, an acorn?”
Of all the things i expected, DEH was not one of them.
I’m going thru a really bad break up. So grateful for these boys for making me smile.
You don't need that clown.
Apparently you need a bigger, scarier clown.
Picture me, at work:
"A good piece of therapy is- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
followed by a 1ft jump in the air because I wasn't ready for this, this early.
*Deja-Moo* : _The feeling that you've heard this bull before._
once when i was in chem class in high school we all had to answer hw questions on the board right and no one answered number 7 so my teacher asked “why is everyone afraid of 7” and i, with way too much confidence, said “BECAUSE 7 8 9” and everyone in that class, teacher, friends, everyone looked at me like they wanted me to die
21:47 the way Danny's voice just goes so small 💀😭💖
I came to this video almost immediatley after it released and there was a dislike. If they don't like the video, why did they come here before me...
Cause they don't have a life and fill the empty void by being trolls
@@spooky_moron Sad. Truly, just sad.
People have also been saying (I think I saw 2?) who said they disliked it because it isn't "bad'" so that could also be the case
It's probably bots. I don't know why.
I have literally been watching the puns/wordplay/cheesy jokes compilations last night & all day, then they upload this. How in the world...?
-“terrible jokes”-
*no no you mean-*
*”Good jokes”*
C- jokes
When Arin was telling the "what smells like red and green sh**" an add came on so it sounded like:
" what smells like red and green sh**? Modern life. "
GODDAMN IT. when arin asked about red and green sh*t I got a home owning ad. It fit too well.
I got a veteran ad
It’s their voices that makes these bad jokes hilarious.
The jokes are terrible but they have an incredible sense of delivery
"I've never heard of Caveman..."
"I mean, it's REALLY primitive."
Never have I before that moment heard a better example of an accident being perfect until then
Man, that reminds me of Updog! :D
I love that the internet has immortalized Danny's moment of getting Updog'd. A once in a lifetime event
The unbridled joy of Arin when he got Updog to work is still a thing of beauty
One thing we can all agree on:
What’s this site?
PKS 123AJ drug’s
@@evanricerdson1076 Thanks, i needed some help!!!
@@evanricerdson1076 ?
Doctor Rogers I don’t know what else to call the game grumps channel
@@evanricerdson1076 True, my dude
the best part about the kirby bad jokes is how they get progressively angier as they tell each joke
All the best ones find on Tumblr, like this one
An artist is presenting his art to an audience, there's a critic in crowd.
The critic says: would you like my opinion on the piece?
The artist says yes
The critic says ”its worthless”
The artist says ”i know, but tell me anyways”
What rock group has 4 members who don't sing?
Mount rushmore.
I out dad joke my own dad
52:57
“What a little b***h, he pisses and moans every time he explodes.”
WHYYYYYY DAN? I WAS EATING PRETZELS!!!
OHHHH GAWD MY PRETZEL SPEW IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
Edit: CLEANING THIS UP IS WORSE THAN WHEN MY CAT MISSED THE LITTER BOX!
Game Grumps: Hour and thirty minutes of bad jokes
Me: (happiness noise)
Dudes! I hear there are job openings for Eskimo Impersonators. You should look Inuit!
Which terminology do modern people prefer?
Dunno, Alaska.
It hurts seeing them lose tons of gems in Kirby's epic yarn
Dude i was watching this and Arin went “What’s red and green and smells like shit?” and then a pizza ad came on so it was like, “what’s red and green and smells like shit?” “new spicy pepperoni from pizza hut!” I broke out laughing while washing dishes.
2:59 just your average fish joke...
GG making their own comps is such a power move and I support that energy
I'm impressed at how long Dan managed to skirt around saying "what is updog".
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, and the giraffe goes to sleep on the floor.
The barkeep asks “Hey, what’s that lyin’ there?“
The guy answers “That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.“
The Corsican cantered hence toward the cobbler in Odessa when the Musulman inquired: "By which manner did your dermis become so alabaster?" The Corsican: "Why, I was begotten on the Ivory Coast!"
I don't know how I missed Arin saying Yoda "retired from the force" but now I can't effing breathe.
This is my favourite thing to listen to before bed. Best 1 hour bed time story ever.
I see why "BAD" is in quotes. All these jokes are good.
Danny dropping that George Washington Carver joke with no hesitation whatsoever was great.
"What's red, green, and smells like shit?"
*Fate/Grand Order ad plays*
*This pleases me very greatly*
can we get Gilbert Gottfried on the show and then do more bad jokes? I think that would be amazing.
I’ve got bad news for you.
19:55 Jesus Christ Dan's reaction fucking kills me every time. The joke was literal shit, but Dan's amazing save when the joke completely flopped is absolutely legendary.
The perfect medicine for my random anxiety spike today. Thank you.
Wasn't expecting the Sonic death scream, laughed so hard my face hurt. Every. Time.
I’m sorry but Arin’s Yoda jokes are comedy perfection! You can’t change my mind!
His delivery definitely makes them hilarious. You can even hear the big stupid grin on his face as he says them
What's orange and grumpy?
An orange. I lied about the grump.
There is no feeling of power higher than catching your dad with "Updog"
The delivery is what makes all of these so goddamn great
This is why I subscribed
Imagine the game grumps making bad jokes can't relate
You know that feeling when you're driving coworkers to work and you feel like you're in a cave?
They call it "Carpool Tunnel Syndrome"
"What's red green and smells like shit?"
*Gets ad for Red Bull*
"Was that the joke?"
".......................yes."
Arin is a Cat Dad, emphasis on "Dad", so it's no wonder he enjoys the jokes from the first part (with Kirby's Epic Yarn) so much. Change my mind. 😂
Woah woah woah. Updog doesn't belong in this compilation! You got it to work, that's a million years of success right there!
No jokes below the belt??!
Game Grumps, are you trying to get me to NOT do the circle hand cause it’s dead?
Not understanding 1940s humor is the same as our parents not understanding our humor and it's great. Like someone from the 1940s just shows up and we show them a meme and they go insane because they don't get it.
"My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! ...her aim is getting better!"
- some grumpy guy -
The voice their doing when they say the jokes is part of what makes it funny.
I lost it at the updog thing
" You know a good peith of therapy is, GAAAAAAAAAH!!!! "
Why are space meatballs better than regular meatballs?
Because they're a little meatier(meteor)
Buh dung tsss
"Will there ever be a time when these circle back and are funny again?" Considering that a picture of a fat frog subtitled "phrog" is the state of modern humor, I feel we've reached and exceeded that point.
These ad placements are amazing.
"What's red, green, and smells like shit?"
"NATIONAL UNIVERSITY"
I'm hearing this all in Grunkle Stans voice.
As you should be.
I really want to watch wind waker again for all the funny jokes, but I know I just can't subject myself to that pain. Arin is just to bad at Zelda.
A guy walks into a doctor's office, the doctor tells him he needs an operation, the guy says "I want a second opinion", the doctor says "Okay, you're ugly too" badoom-boom.
Was that funny?
Here’s my own “bad” joke:
A man with a black eye walks into a bar,
The bartender says, “what’s wrong with you?”
The man says, “I got punched in the face, but the good news is I’m an astronaut now!”
The bartender asks, “really? How so?”
The man says, “ I’M SEEING STARS!”
Whadaya call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef!
Whadaya call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Whadaya call a cow with one leg?
STAKE!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he won't come.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal, one turns to the other and says “i think we got this joke wrong”
I love that this is the second video in a row where the ‘small medium at large’ joke was said and both times they laughed as if they hadn’t heard it before. You guys work too hard :)
it’s the way he says “i amputated your arms” that makes me lose my shit EVERY TIME