The Departed, but only the Best Insults and One-Liners

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  • @licmir3663
    @licmir3663 5 місяців тому +284

    “I’m the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy.” Perfect insult.

    • @WMFilms25
      @WMFilms25 5 місяців тому +8

      And he started in a movie called The Other Guys.

    • @zacharygreene1979
      @zacharygreene1979 5 місяців тому +2

      I use this at work often

    • @Mikey.5000
      @Mikey.5000 5 місяців тому +2

      I’ve used this at work. The guy I said it too didn’t think it was funny 🤷‍♂️

  • @LegoJunk128
    @LegoJunk128 6 місяців тому +224

    “Your mother must be a wonderful woman” 😭

  • @sanghoonlee5171
    @sanghoonlee5171 6 місяців тому +160

    Mark Wahlberg's performance is rightly praised but every Baldwin scene was gold too. I don't know if his character is supposed to be Irish too but he really gave off that rough Boston vibe, like he might have been a bartender just as well as a detective.

    • @geonwilliams
      @geonwilliams 5 місяців тому +2

      Also in one scene he says he has an immaculate record, while also having just beat the shit out of some guy in front of everyone...?!

    • @IamAwhiteMEXICAN
      @IamAwhiteMEXICAN 5 місяців тому

      ⁠@@geonwilliamshe means he brings in good cases with that

  • @agentcooper4627
    @agentcooper4627 6 місяців тому +166

    "More fuckin leaks than the Iraqi navy" - LOL

  • @JFDA5458
    @JFDA5458 6 місяців тому +107

    Eighty percent of the insults and one liners in this clip came out of Dignum's mouth. What a surprise.

    • @geonwilliams
      @geonwilliams 5 місяців тому +1

      I never got why he was so mean to Billy Costigan for what seemed like no reason - maybe to toughen him up and test his breaking point? Yes he had a mouth with everyone but not as vicious as with Costigan.

    • @JFDA5458
      @JFDA5458 5 місяців тому +1

      @@geonwilliams I think he feels inferior to Billy Costigan, knowing he is much smarter than he is.

    • @WMFilms25
      @WMFilms25 5 місяців тому +5

      @@JFDA5458and good luck getting a shrink to get him to admit that with the Irish being immune to psychoanalysis.

    • @zacharygreene1979
      @zacharygreene1979 5 місяців тому +1

      It's cause him and Leo have had beef ever since basketball diaries in the early 90's lol

  • @yeltsin6817
    @yeltsin6817 6 місяців тому +77

    Funniest pet of the movie is the length of Baldwin’s tie

  • @Jonboi-jh3xc
    @Jonboi-jh3xc 6 місяців тому +65

    This is just your average interaction in Boston.

  • @echolot
    @echolot 5 місяців тому +48

    "What is it, your period?"

  • @resegoboima8064
    @resegoboima8064 6 місяців тому +38

    Every time Mark Wharlberg says fuck

  • @martinnicholson8647
    @martinnicholson8647 5 місяців тому +24

    One of the best ones is when mat Damon sees another cop wearing a really tidy uniform and says ‘you look like your about to invade Poland’

    • @caseylayton4898
      @caseylayton4898 5 місяців тому +1

      That's the other rat, not just a tidy cop.

  • @Stevesautopartsify
    @Stevesautopartsify 6 місяців тому +41

    Jesus this cast was ridiculous!!

  • @cowboyxboombap
    @cowboyxboombap 5 місяців тому +6

    "he knocked Jimmy Bags' teeth out!"
    "So?"

  • @i_dont_live_here
    @i_dont_live_here 5 місяців тому +30

    I’m the guy who came to work you must be the other guy 💀

    • @TheWelchProductions
      @TheWelchProductions 5 місяців тому +3

      4 years later, _The Other Guys_ starring Mark Wahlberg 🤣

    • @2whl4re
      @2whl4re 5 місяців тому +19

      The video is right here, you play it as many times as you want, and you can't get the quote right?
      Genius.

  • @russellsy8410
    @russellsy8410 5 місяців тому +12

    a typical day in Boston

  • @rserton
    @rserton 5 місяців тому +14

    I’m da guy who does his jawb. You must be da udder guy.

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 5 місяців тому +11

    Mark Wahlberg is amazing

  • @jamesm.3967
    @jamesm.3967 6 місяців тому +9

    What is the problem with the Irish? Always pissed off. 😮

    • @TotallyOriginality
      @TotallyOriginality 6 місяців тому +15

      look up irish history and take a drink for every time the british do something

    • @R__K
      @R__K 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@TotallyOriginality Well yeah, the obvious go-to... not to mention their treatment in the US going back to 1800s.

  • @C0H87
    @C0H87 5 місяців тому +3

    DiCaprio’s role was pretty much more of the straight guy in this but “your mother must be a wonderful woman” line might be the best in the movie 😂

  • @stellarmella9557
    @stellarmella9557 5 місяців тому +5

    man, I feel bad for Coco, l probably after the scene in the Indian store (or before that) he got his teeth stomped the fuck out by Tony Soprano

    • @mariolanzersto
      @mariolanzersto 5 місяців тому

      "hey, you got a little cream on your mouth there, sweetie"

  • @br3978
    @br3978 6 місяців тому +8

    And that right there is the best trailer for this movie.

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 5 місяців тому +6

    1:04 🤣

  • @Sean-kg2gr
    @Sean-kg2gr 3 місяці тому +1

    A mark Wahlberg and Alec Baldwin spinoff would be kinda interesting lol

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 5 місяців тому +5

    0:43 😂

  • @caseylayton4898
    @caseylayton4898 5 місяців тому

    I'm fckin creeped out. I'm watching the movie and wanted to see some quotes to laugh again and I somehow lined up Mr. French and Billy's cranberry juice exchange perfectly....

  • @liamroberts1458
    @liamroberts1458 Рік тому +2

    2:37 Looks like Coco wants to actually die this time, and is trying his luck the second time.

  • @louisstabile1182
    @louisstabile1182 3 місяці тому +1

    That video could be the whole movie.

  • @KJShinra
    @KJShinra 5 місяців тому

    I’m the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy is an all timer

  • @purplemonkydishwasher
    @purplemonkydishwasher 5 місяців тому +3

    Maybe. Maybe not.

  • @headintheclouds6935
    @headintheclouds6935 5 місяців тому +1

    The ironic thing is that insults like that post rugby games are actually a bit uncommon

  • @monxx15
    @monxx15 2 місяці тому

    Wahlberg was a revelation in this film 😂

  • @marielbysrosen3982
    @marielbysrosen3982 5 місяців тому +13

    I’m surprised Alec didn’t shoot anyone on the set with all the guns in this movie.

  • @TellMeWhenImTellingLies
    @TellMeWhenImTellingLies 5 місяців тому +2

    We need another Ted Movie

    • @edgardomartin8299
      @edgardomartin8299 5 місяців тому +1

      There is a Ted series, it came out a couple of weeks ago. Sadly its about when Mark Walbergs character was in highschool, so they had to recast him.

  • @hotdog9262
    @hotdog9262 5 місяців тому

    too bad damon and especially wahlberg got roles in this classic when there are so many good actors around

  • @heathledger1345
    @heathledger1345 5 місяців тому

    How the heck you did not include
    Dignam “Can’t wait to wipe that smile off your face”
    Costello “ Would you rather wipe my ass for me staff sergeant “
    That was a sick burn 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 місяців тому

    HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN THIS MOVIE????

  • @Elmorelab-c4w
    @Elmorelab-c4w 5 місяців тому

    What name this cinema?😅

  • @sft8693
    @sft8693 8 місяців тому

    Gerry G Keanu R Tom P Mark M: Asian indigenous black white +
    Same mix/Hap 🍭👾🎃

  • @nicofico88
    @nicofico88 5 місяців тому

    I needed this video and I didn't know it

  • @crisdlcruz145
    @crisdlcruz145 5 місяців тому

    Baldwin's regular acting he was supposed to act cool and collected

  • @Woopass90
    @Woopass90 5 місяців тому +7

    All time classic. Thanks to the purple haired mob we no longer get movies as good as this.

    • @jackosbourne2529
      @jackosbourne2529 5 місяців тому +2

      Or maybe because Korean movies are already popular that remaking another one now would be ridiculed.

    • @MDK2_Radio
      @MDK2_Radio 5 місяців тому

      WT F are you going on about.

  • @Kelvin-mx3ko
    @Kelvin-mx3ko 11 місяців тому +7

    Racist movie I'm black but still one of my favorites. laughed through the whole feature. Acting is on point!

    • @TheDaverobinson
      @TheDaverobinson 9 місяців тому +43

      Oh thanks for letting the world knows that important info. HEY EVERYONE - THIS GUYS BLACK AND ENJOYED THE FILM!!!!

    • @terrygallo8999
      @terrygallo8999 6 місяців тому

      What a complete dipsht comment

    • @Mattwarszawa
      @Mattwarszawa 6 місяців тому +19

      the movie isn't racist
      the characters are racists

    • @terrygallo8999
      @terrygallo8999 6 місяців тому

      Dumbest comment on the internet

    • @Oldmanbraun
      @Oldmanbraun 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Mattwarszawa bingo. It’s an important distinction

  • @CorporalDeepDick
    @CorporalDeepDick 5 місяців тому

    And what did you father call you? Oh, I forgot, he wasn’t around.