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  • @athena.bismuth980
    @athena.bismuth980 Рік тому +3978

    "Sir, a second yacht has hit the building"

  • @RafaelFerreira-ej1mz
    @RafaelFerreira-ej1mz Рік тому +1415

    Cant wait to see him do it with planes, i bet it will be memorable

    • @jerrywest9192
      @jerrywest9192 Рік тому +124

      I'm sure we would never forget it

    • @Cookie0927
      @Cookie0927 Рік тому +57

      And its not like a 2nd plane will hit the building...

    • @tacticaldifficulties
      @tacticaldifficulties Рік тому +23

      Might make a yearly remembrance or something

    • @forgo7
      @forgo7 Рік тому +19

      maybe a museum will be constructed too

    • @mkgzt
      @mkgzt Рік тому +45

      9 out of 11 score for this comment

  • @AngryGooseChieftain
    @AngryGooseChieftain Рік тому +1171

    Just for future videos, would it be possible to reset the building each time? It would be cool to just launch them all into the middle and compare which one does the most damage

    • @nolifeagain7553
      @nolifeagain7553 Рік тому +95

      Seriously ive seen so many of these videos and nobody does that

    • @raff.kxx22
      @raff.kxx22 Рік тому +38

      I agree because it is just falling into where other boats hit and not showing full damage

    • @Juiceboxlmao
      @Juiceboxlmao Рік тому +8

      I feel like it'd be incredibly tedious to do that lol cuz every time they reset they'd have to get rid of the already used ships

    • @kyleeames8229
      @kyleeames8229 Рік тому +2

      I was about to say exactly that.

    • @stoopidapples1596
      @stoopidapples1596 11 місяців тому +7

      Nah you just spawn the boats one by one and restart the world every time.​@@Juiceboxlmao

  • @jordanpickthall0619
    @jordanpickthall0619 Рік тому +349

    “911, what’s your emergency.”
    “You’re not gonna believe this.”

    • @mucicafrajer
      @mucicafrajer 7 місяців тому +3

      😂

    • @UmeshKumar-um7ze
      @UmeshKumar-um7ze 6 місяців тому +1

      👎

    • @Coloradoball_gooberia
      @Coloradoball_gooberia 5 місяців тому +2

      Um I think I saw a flying boat
      Sir you know drugs are illegal right

    • @SolidAvenger1290
      @SolidAvenger1290 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Coloradoball_gooberiaI guess the chems were so strong that the flight of the USS Constitution in Fallout was just a myth.

  • @-tzadakim-7805
    @-tzadakim-7805 Рік тому +377

    Beautiful damage mechanics but they need the ability to determine weight and materials in order to have realistic damage. In real life, the smaller boats wouldn’t do that much damage.

    • @martinkurdi436
      @martinkurdi436 Рік тому +27

      I'm mostly sure that would make it too much to bear for most computers

    • @TheSlenderLynx857
      @TheSlenderLynx857 Рік тому +12

      ​@martinkurdi436 hmmm polybridge
      If certain parts of the buildings actually function structurally in groups it can determine if something will break through or not

    • @nicktallfox5266
      @nicktallfox5266 Рік тому +5

      They probably wouldn't do any damage whatsoever and remain relatively undamaged themselves.

    • @Pagliacci_Rex
      @Pagliacci_Rex 11 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, I was thinking that the building seemed terribly flimsy.

    • @baxoutthebox5682
      @baxoutthebox5682 10 місяців тому +3

      Seems pretty clear that they’re factoring for both of those if you watch the video

  • @intiorozco5063
    @intiorozco5063 Рік тому +324

    I love how the Titanic is already losing half of its hull by scraping it on the platform.

  • @brendan4859
    @brendan4859 Рік тому +434

    I'm glad the description reminded me to not attempt this in real life and make a floating platform of water filled with massive boats to drive them off the edge into an office building

    • @Juiceboxlmao
      @Juiceboxlmao Рік тому +19

      Darn it that was my life long dream 😭

    • @srzar
      @srzar Рік тому +5

      I didn't read the description... oopsie.

    • @Hulkitout
      @Hulkitout Рік тому +1

      Good thing I don't own a boat and skyscraper because this is all I see myself doing now 😅

    • @az-6262
      @az-6262 Рік тому

      Who knows what would have happened if it hadn't

    • @seangreen7198
      @seangreen7198 11 місяців тому +3

      He didn’t put that warning on one with planes so I think he feels guilty 🤷

  • @bradman52
    @bradman52 Рік тому +116

    teardown is such a satisfying game

  • @gwingcommander
    @gwingcommander Рік тому +74

    Welcome to Teardown, where the buildings are made of potato chips and the boats are made of supermassive collapsing star alloy. It makes no sense and that's exactly the way we like it :D

  • @busta4296
    @busta4296 9 місяців тому +16

    3:27 that backflip tho

    • @amcolon99
      @amcolon99 9 місяців тому +2

      I legit laughed at seeing that 😂

  • @ILoveAlfredoSauce
    @ILoveAlfredoSauce Рік тому +215

    Im convinced that a plane crashed into an iceberg and a ship crashed into the tower

    • @jettyseb
      @jettyseb Рік тому +10

      think you got the two events mixed up there... but I can see your reasoning after watching this video!

    • @ryanhoffman41
      @ryanhoffman41 Рік тому +2

      @@jettyseb I think I know what you mean, him saying “tower” feels like a familiar word…

  • @orest395
    @orest395 Рік тому +64

    The boat that make it to the bottom and still drive is surprising

  • @trackbyades99
    @trackbyades99 Рік тому +15

    5:05 best boat 😭🤣

  • @BetaWolf1996
    @BetaWolf1996 Рік тому +62

    In a Hollywood movie, this is totally possible.

    • @jimtekkit
      @jimtekkit Рік тому +3

      Fast and Furious 12, most likely

  • @tost2214
    @tost2214 Рік тому +14

    this is the type of content that made me start playing teardown.
    2 years later and i still play it.

    • @VaelDiary
      @VaelDiary 5 місяців тому

      It work on PS4?

  • @jerrys.2443
    @jerrys.2443 Рік тому +10

    This level of destruction in a shooter would be super nice

  • @niamhoconnor8986
    @niamhoconnor8986 Рік тому +43

    When your office building is made entirely from dried dirt, plaster, cardboard, and sugar glass

  • @launcesmechanist9578
    @launcesmechanist9578 Рік тому +90

    On the top floor a meeting is being held. A worker looks out and sees a flying boat heading towards them and turns to the boss.
    "Sir? Do we have boat insurance?"
    "No, why do you ask?"
    (turns around and sees a tugboat about to cannonball the building)
    "Call Geico."

    • @hzhang1228
      @hzhang1228 Рік тому +4

      i don't think they have 15mins on their hands...

    • @launcesmechanist9578
      @launcesmechanist9578 Рік тому +6

      @@hzhang1228 Yeah, you're right.... maybe Progressive?

    • @levimorton483
      @levimorton483 Рік тому +4

      Maybe they'll save more when they bundle home and car insurance. 15 minutes could save them 15% or more.

    • @dirkjetellekamp8686
      @dirkjetellekamp8686 Рік тому

      9 11😂

  • @farcicalgaminghd2169
    @farcicalgaminghd2169 Рік тому +13

    0:40
    “Did somebody call 9-1-..Holy Shit!”

  • @Master_Gabe_Gaming
    @Master_Gabe_Gaming Рік тому +20

    This must be how they get the cars in the mall

  • @LosTimeNeos
    @LosTimeNeos 9 місяців тому +1

    I could watch this all day.

  • @anguswatson5380
    @anguswatson5380 Рік тому +34

    And still after 20 boats hitting it the building is still standing 😮

    • @printedprops8730
      @printedprops8730 Рік тому

      Just proves 911 was a controlled demolition

    • @UThantZin-yq3wo
      @UThantZin-yq3wo Рік тому

      tf'k😢😢😢😢

    • @the_burier
      @the_burier Рік тому +2

      The towers only took two planes and fell

    • @arcaneBRVt
      @arcaneBRVt Рік тому +1

      "Dont you know, i'm still standing better than i ever did"

  • @deeked700
    @deeked700 Рік тому +36

    Out of personal interest, how are you doing this? Is this a map or a mod allowing you to spawn the boat box? I'd love to be able to play around with this myself

    • @zcxhcrjvkbnpnm
      @zcxhcrjvkbnpnm Рік тому +9

      "Out of personal interest, why are you doing this?"

  • @msbealo
    @msbealo Рік тому +28

    Why is the building made of a material with similar strength to cheese?

    • @Dinglerest
      @Dinglerest Рік тому

      Because it's satisfying

    • @mow_cat
      @mow_cat Рік тому +2

      user made map, the buildings in main game are thicker

    • @legocreator26
      @legocreator26 9 місяців тому +1

      Because they ran out of cheddar, cost was too high

  • @Danjii123
    @Danjii123 Рік тому +45

    Boatfuel can't melt steel beams.

    • @duckybrodplaysroblox5657
      @duckybrodplaysroblox5657 Рік тому

      Who asked

    • @johnloman4164
      @johnloman4164 Рік тому

      @@duckybrodplaysroblox5657I asked

    • @Astrocat_roblox78
      @Astrocat_roblox78 Рік тому

      @@duckybrodplaysroblox5657you😂

    • @SCP--op2eq
      @SCP--op2eq Рік тому +1

      and who asked you to be toxic he only said he said can't melt steel beams you getting all hostile guess what i do? i care about what he said @@duckybrodplaysroblox5657

    • @FreddyFazbear-mn7lj
      @FreddyFazbear-mn7lj Рік тому +1

      What is wrong with u for even making this comment

  • @Headphonemelon1554
    @Headphonemelon1554 Рік тому +64

    This is basically 9/11 but with ships

    • @Soup_Can_Gaming_And_More
      @Soup_Can_Gaming_And_More Рік тому +1

      Bro i think its diffrent.
      By alot.

    • @CalDoggyDaddu
      @CalDoggyDaddu Рік тому +3

      ​@@Soup_Can_Gaming_And_Morenah it same

    • @ryansheehan9462
      @ryansheehan9462 Рік тому

      @@Soup_Can_Gaming_And_Moreyes but except for all the differences it’s exactly the same

    • @haise7839
      @haise7839 7 місяців тому

      Guessing this is a non American trying to be funny but it's not

    • @alpha-pathetic4168
      @alpha-pathetic4168 7 місяців тому

      As an American, this is hilarious

  • @gamecodethief
    @gamecodethief Рік тому +9

    When a ship crashes into a building, everyone loves it, but when a plane...

  • @Firepowered
    @Firepowered Рік тому +1

    Now do it with planes 🔥

  • @d_b58
    @d_b58 Рік тому +7

    love mechanics of destroying buildings. would love to have it in other games

    • @Chat_fouineur
      @Chat_fouineur 9 місяців тому

      Check out Red Faction Guerilla if you haven't already

  • @aribellex
    @aribellex 7 місяців тому

    why is this kinda relaxing to watch 😭💀

  • @ShadowChickennugget-do9pg
    @ShadowChickennugget-do9pg Рік тому +3

    A tiny ship: I did the biggest damage
    Titanic:mh you did *he did not*

    • @GooberDapple
      @GooberDapple Місяць тому

      The tiny ship still made the building feel good 😢😢😢

  • @fink94
    @fink94 Рік тому +4

    Probably the most satisfying thing I’ve seen all week
    Edit: all year!

  • @lenkylee2279
    @lenkylee2279 Місяць тому +1

    WOW I wish there was these game for mobile breaking buildings and sceneries and such.

  • @filanfyretracker
    @filanfyretracker Рік тому +15

    I think if the Titanic hits your building, you may want to call the Ghostbusters or SCP right after calling the fire department.

  • @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677
    @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677 Рік тому +5

    Legend has it the building is still standing to this day

  • @maxwellarcher8815
    @maxwellarcher8815 5 місяців тому

    This is my favorite UA-cam video.

  • @MadDadLad
    @MadDadLad 6 місяців тому +1

    "Uh, Foreman? Are you SURE the architects intended for this building to be constructed right next to a floating expanse of water that just so happens to have a LOT of varying boats and ships sitting up there??"

  • @Filmes.antigos633
    @Filmes.antigos633 6 місяців тому

    Vídeo top 💥

  • @oBseSsIoNPC
    @oBseSsIoNPC 11 місяців тому

    That engine is just incredible. The reflections, shadows and lighting on each piece, updated in realtime with seemingly no effort. It blew my mind the first time I saw the demo level. Truly astounding

  • @foxcalledneoii5023
    @foxcalledneoii5023 Рік тому +3

    Can’t wait for physics engines like this in more games!

  • @camerongray7767
    @camerongray7767 Рік тому +15

    The fact that the building wasn’t reset every time drives me insane. Could have been an amazing video otherwise

  • @josephlawson5954
    @josephlawson5954 11 місяців тому

    This video made me buy Teardown, well done

  • @UndertakingLife
    @UndertakingLife 11 місяців тому +2

    Ah yes the iconic movie “Titanic vs. World Trade Center” starring Jim Carey as the mastermind behind the attacks and Mark Wahlberg as President Bush

  • @DavidSmith-rf5je
    @DavidSmith-rf5je 4 місяці тому

    The physics in this game is incredible!

  • @fanmaxis3004
    @fanmaxis3004 Рік тому +3

    Imagine a frantic phonecall from someone screaming there's boats and ship crashing into the building from everywhere

  • @luna_rose__
    @luna_rose__ 6 місяців тому

    Gotta start with a fresh building every now and then! Otherwise, satisfying video good job

  • @abeaninaflatcap9095
    @abeaninaflatcap9095 7 місяців тому

    5:34 CRASH! “Can I please get a pumpkin spice latte?”

  • @paulmark992
    @paulmark992 Рік тому +2

    1912: titanic hits an iceberg
    2023: titanic hits a 100 story building

  • @nancymensch1
    @nancymensch1 Місяць тому

    You know, this is the perfect video for election night. Much better than reality!

  • @TheNeonRabbit
    @TheNeonRabbit 7 місяців тому

    This is the coolest video ever made

  • @solemnjohnson7028
    @solemnjohnson7028 Рік тому +1

    Space battleship Yamato be getting really conceptual nowadays.

  • @Pondimus_Maximus
    @Pondimus_Maximus Рік тому

    So incredibly satisfying to watch! 🖖😀

  • @srzar
    @srzar Рік тому

    Why is this so satisfying?

  • @A_Flicks_OG
    @A_Flicks_OG Рік тому

    Future of open word games 😮🎉

  • @Jesus-nu7xg5dw4z
    @Jesus-nu7xg5dw4z 8 місяців тому

    This game seems like a type of therapy 💆🧘

  • @tomashogg8868
    @tomashogg8868 Рік тому

    My respects to your productions and pc.

  • @valentynpartyka93
    @valentynpartyka93 Рік тому

    Most satisfiaing video ever made.

  • @rustyshacklefordrefined5756
    @rustyshacklefordrefined5756 11 місяців тому +1

    “It sounded like The Edmund Fitzgerald being dropped off the Empire State Building” Large Marge 2024

  • @WhiteHatMatt
    @WhiteHatMatt 10 місяців тому

    Love the rocket engine sounds on the ships.

  • @Zer0fuks
    @Zer0fuks 11 місяців тому

    Office Space 2 looking good.

  • @otgcheedo
    @otgcheedo 7 місяців тому +1

    I love how he just gets out afterwards as if he didn't just commit pure terrorism💀

  • @PolaIndustries444
    @PolaIndustries444 Рік тому +4

    “THERES A HIJACKER ON BOARD” THEY ARE SENDING US TO THE SECOND TOWE-

    • @paulgamez2011
      @paulgamez2011 Рік тому

      Don’t make that joke ever again lots of people died that day

    • @PolaIndustries444
      @PolaIndustries444 Рік тому

      @@paulgamez2011 i’m not making fun of it

    • @paulgamez2011
      @paulgamez2011 Рік тому

      Ok

    • @thibaud1832
      @thibaud1832 Рік тому

      @@paulgamez2011no but 9/11 was a national tragedy

    • @FonzSuda7403
      @FonzSuda7403 8 місяців тому

      ​@@paulgamez2011 It's just plane wrong man

  • @Евгений_Машкин
    @Евгений_Машкин 10 місяців тому +1

    *911 what’s your emergency?*
    *- You just said that …*

  • @wister121
    @wister121 Рік тому

    loved the video

  • @ACHonezGaming
    @ACHonezGaming 11 місяців тому +1

    "Don't worry Captain we'll buff out those scratches"

  • @Aquitanic
    @Aquitanic Рік тому +2

    You know, I'm not sure I ever expected to see the Titanic crashing into an office building after scraping half its lower hull off while steering out of a floating pool. But it was fun to watch!

  • @optimusprimegenerationone919
    @optimusprimegenerationone919 8 місяців тому

    “Your majesty! There’s a second ship comming!”

  • @playerscobongameplay
    @playerscobongameplay 7 місяців тому

    SUPREME LEADER! THERE IS A SECOND BOAT COMMING

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 5 місяців тому

    "Your admiralty, there's another boat coming!"

  • @Fafabear8
    @Fafabear8 Рік тому +6

    3:47 my favorite part

  • @Sprouty_creatz
    @Sprouty_creatz Рік тому +1

    2:56 bro turned into an average female American 💀💀💀

  • @dionjaywoollaston1349
    @dionjaywoollaston1349 Рік тому

    I haven’t seen destruction physics this good since red faction guerrilla

  • @georgeofhamilton
    @georgeofhamilton Рік тому

    The sound is surprisingly good.

  • @can_you_help_me_find_her9456

    This is so cool! Destroying buildings in games has always been cool to me, i remember way back there was a game on ps2 called mercenaries, and part of it was you could blow up buildings with rpgs and stuff, or also incredible hulk for ps2 you can destroy buildings, i used to have so much fun as a kid doing that, which is probably concerning but maybe I'm just really destructive idk.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan Рік тому

    “You’re good, you’re good, you’re good. Don’t worry, cap’n, we’ll buff out those scratches.”

  • @ZoggyCraft2169
    @ZoggyCraft2169 6 місяців тому

    1:55 the boat said "woaaaah woah woah woah WOAH WOAH WOAH."

  • @Ember2168
    @Ember2168 10 місяців тому

    Imagine just having your average workday and all the sudden the fucking titanic just crashes into your office 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MsWhatsgoingonhere
    @MsWhatsgoingonhere Рік тому

    Your majesty there’s a second ship coming

  • @richardk.9617
    @richardk.9617 Рік тому

    Great! Now try this with planes.

  • @GameBoiGxmes
    @GameBoiGxmes 5 місяців тому

    "911 what's your emergency?"
    "Why tf theres a ocean in the sky?"

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune Рік тому

    "So... what weapons, exactly, did they use to attack the building, Lieutenant?"
    "Sir, it... you'll have to see it to believe it."

  • @Raven1015
    @Raven1015 Рік тому +1

    'Sir, This is a McDonalds, We don't serve breakfast after 11am'
    Me: 👌

  • @tannertate6138
    @tannertate6138 Рік тому

    5:29 bro shreds the whole building then rolls out of the ruins like a T-34 at Stalingrad

  • @blackhatfreak
    @blackhatfreak Рік тому

    Well I never heard of this game till now and I'm buying it.

  • @pauldufresne4650
    @pauldufresne4650 Рік тому

    The Tug boat going throught the building like it was butter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Chrisorr
    @Chrisorr Рік тому +2

    Damn, not even the Titanic could knock that building down

  • @tevinmoss12
    @tevinmoss12 Рік тому

    Sail boat was super satisfying

  • @slaynnmortis2195
    @slaynnmortis2195 7 місяців тому

    1:54 I think that everybody want to buy this boat now...

  • @morbuskobold4233
    @morbuskobold4233 10 місяців тому

    Contributing to the Treibhauseffekt with your PC. Keep going.

  • @ynkybomber
    @ynkybomber Рік тому +13

    As we all know it only takes 2 planes to bring down 3 buildings

  • @relxnl
    @relxnl 28 днів тому

    Mr President, this will sound crazy

  • @paanjaan
    @paanjaan 11 місяців тому

    The real MVP here is the building ... still able to house few people after throwing Titanic on it :D

  • @ytLeiaaDescrição
    @ytLeiaaDescrição 7 місяців тому +1

    imagina um modo battlefield nesse jogo com armas pvp 64x64 a destruição de cenario seria incrivel
    Imagina um modo deathmatch 32x32 nesse predio com granadas explosão etc...

  • @EnjoySackLunch
    @EnjoySackLunch 11 місяців тому

    I watch this while blasting the theme from THE OFFICE

  • @CandyMaddy
    @CandyMaddy 10 місяців тому

    something fell out of your pocket…. THE SHIP!!!

  • @bigmanbrad5545
    @bigmanbrad5545 Рік тому

    You’re giving them ideas

  • @DakumunDahBat
    @DakumunDahBat Рік тому

    this video made me buy the game.

  • @strikebeam2344
    @strikebeam2344 Рік тому +3

    Who needs an elevator when you’ve got a boat?

  • @___venom___5707
    @___venom___5707 Рік тому

    the dismantling of the wargaming office was successful, this is for them for not affecting artillery!

  • @OzanCeran-aba31
    @OzanCeran-aba31 5 місяців тому

    "911 what is your emergency?"
    There is a boat inside in my office