i dont care who the ipc sends

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  • Опубліковано 15 кві 2024
  • 3 warps is all it takes
    audio edit is Pokerface by @YuNGFriz Edits
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  • @xroxannex3591
    @xroxannex3591 Місяць тому +2065

    I’m not paying my taxes

    • @rubymoonlight177
      @rubymoonlight177 13 днів тому +9

      Indeed.

    • @smugweeb53
      @smugweeb53 13 днів тому +48

      Topaz : you still haven't payed yet huh? *proceeds to throw Numby and liquidfies you into money

    • @DslpLoris
      @DslpLoris 11 днів тому +9

      Instead of losing the 100% of the money paying taxes you could, perhaps, maybe, if luck blesses you,
      win the 2000% gambling it!🤓
      ...
      Sorry I'll get going

    • @cry-o1436
      @cry-o1436 11 днів тому +2

      Hi not paying my taxes, im cryo

    • @macar0n.
      @macar0n. 9 днів тому

      liquidation

  • @HazZzel-
    @HazZzel- 26 днів тому +1787

    If they send him, taxes aren't the only thing I'm going to be giving him

    • @n1mizukifan
      @n1mizukifan 20 днів тому +109

      what does this mean.. what r u trying to imply 😨

    • @HazZzel-
      @HazZzel- 20 днів тому +133

      @@n1mizukifan .... he'll like it

    • @n1mizukifan
      @n1mizukifan 20 днів тому +225

      @@HazZzel- it better be a home cooked meal out of hospitality bc istg im actually starting to get concerned 🥰🥰🎀

    • @HazZzel-
      @HazZzel- 20 днів тому +138

      @@n1mizukifan Of course! It's made with love 😍 it's called creampie-

    • @n1mizukifan
      @n1mizukifan 20 днів тому +91

      @@HazZzel- we discussed this 🥰🥰🥰

  • @guiliannathefierceluvancep270
    @guiliannathefierceluvancep270 13 днів тому +365

    If they send Aventurine, they're not getting him back.

  • @LadyKitsunexx
    @LadyKitsunexx 19 днів тому +1182

    There is no heterosexual explanation for this man

    • @pantamews
      @pantamews 14 днів тому +5

      his too... Fruity for that

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 12 днів тому +25

      Um, he’s just a normal dude who feels a little self value.
      Plus, at most he’s bi cause being gay would be forced on him by his slave owner back in the day.

    • @itslll7245
      @itslll7245 11 днів тому +80

      @@zerotodona1495💀

    • @hello-lz4xj
      @hello-lz4xj 11 днів тому

      dude even his voice is gay

    • @unknownplayer5164
      @unknownplayer5164 11 днів тому

      @@zerotodona1495bro wtf 💀

  • @justaloserrr
    @justaloserrr 25 днів тому +528

    He is so Alpha and Omega

    • @emn2375
      @emn2375  24 дні тому +155

      i want nothing more than to understand you, what does this mean

    • @bluecalibrifont1401
      @bluecalibrifont1401 20 днів тому +63

      @@emn2375,,,, if this means what I think it means, trust me you are much better of mot knowing

    • @emn2375
      @emn2375  20 днів тому +118

      @@bluecalibrifont1401surely it is the beloved 2010 film alpha and omega and nothing else

    • @thisisthe_REAL.danheng
      @thisisthe_REAL.danheng 19 днів тому +16

      @@emn2375… hes just very *cool* 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @bluecalibrifont1401
      @bluecalibrifont1401 19 днів тому +8

      @@emn2375 most surely 😃

  • @KiraSaiko11037
    @KiraSaiko11037 19 днів тому +458

    Not gonna pay my taxes just for him to visit so I could give him a hug.
    And then pay my taxes

  • @khansaayskanurfaradisa1305
    @khansaayskanurfaradisa1305 20 днів тому +326

    If they send him... Im giving him a hug instead man

  • @Mariewolf_94
    @Mariewolf_94 22 дні тому +261

    i won't pay my debts, but i'm taking Adventurine and giving him something else instead

    • @NorthMoth
      @NorthMoth 17 днів тому

      Get In Bitch, We’re Going To Therapy :D

    • @AhmedMohammed-pf3jk
      @AhmedMohammed-pf3jk 16 днів тому +9

      Backshots?

    • @Mariewolf_94
      @Mariewolf_94 16 днів тому +4

      @@AhmedMohammed-pf3jk sure that's what i mean, totally

    • @xDigital_bunnyyx
      @xDigital_bunnyyx 12 днів тому +3

      Hea- Uh I mean cookies 😊

    • @Mariewolf_94
      @Mariewolf_94 11 днів тому +1

      @@xDigital_bunnyyx lots and lots of cookies ☺️

  • @ehe.
    @ehe. Місяць тому +149

    why is he so pretty, and how did you manage to find such a perfect song for him with such a good edit

    • @emn2375
      @emn2375  Місяць тому +6

      Thank you sm! 💕

  • @Gummy_Pop.
    @Gummy_Pop. 12 днів тому +49

    "What are they going to do? LoCk Me Up? I dare them." -aventurine and tighnari

  • @K4FK4_HSR
    @K4FK4_HSR 16 днів тому +61

    NO NO NO I THINK I DO CARE WHO THE IPC SENDS

  • @Soul_Hunter-
    @Soul_Hunter- 18 днів тому +63

    If the IPC sends him, istg I'd spoil him rotten.

  • @leeyodizon4167
    @leeyodizon4167 20 днів тому +99

    He’s so babygirl

  • @ApfersPL
    @ApfersPL 11 днів тому +25

    everytime i look at him i think "why is he so hot", i just can't 😩

  • @ss1layallday_570
    @ss1layallday_570 19 днів тому +68

    He’s getting more than my taxes

  • @heurta
    @heurta 19 днів тому +37

    At this point, I am not going to pay my taxes if that's all it has to take for this man to appear on my doorstep and intimidate the heck outta me with his sigonian eyes.

  • @elipalmer4188
    @elipalmer4188 12 днів тому +15

    that's my team name with "I don't care who the ipc sends I am not paying my taxes"

  • @erddontknow
    @erddontknow 2 дні тому +4

    He might work for a company that has destroyed a bunch of planets before but we still love the funny sad gambling peacock

  • @JustMooshie
    @JustMooshie 17 днів тому +22

    who needs taxes, all we need is aventurine

  • @sakurachanfoxx
    @sakurachanfoxx 11 днів тому +12

    I am a simple person, I see Aventurine, I click.

  • @keraunophorosT025
    @keraunophorosT025 11 днів тому +4

    how can he be so alpha yet so breedable at the same time

  • @wonyyverse2004
    @wonyyverse2004 10 днів тому +5

    If they send aventurine no promises hes coming back

  • @Lyney10
    @Lyney10 11 днів тому +6

    If they send him, I'd just give him a hug, and then my taxes.

  • @NoSaneOCs
    @NoSaneOCs 9 днів тому +5

    Hoyo: And you thought genshin was gay? 🙄

  • @Mable_Lyney
    @Mable_Lyney 8 днів тому +3

    I'm not paying my taxes before I get a hug, and/or kiss from this man istg he's precious just like his VA

  • @averagecupofcoffee
    @averagecupofcoffee 10 днів тому +4

    I would tax myself extra just to tell him hello

  • @CrazyDino698
    @CrazyDino698 6 годин тому +3

    Me: I don’t really like the IPC that much
    Aventurine exists
    Me: Hold up I’ve changed my mind

  • @Light.of.Kshahrewar
    @Light.of.Kshahrewar 15 днів тому +6

    I’m not paying my debt even if you send my lost brother

    • @sem_re
      @sem_re 15 днів тому

      AVENTURINE IS KAVEHS BROTHER CONFIRMED???

    • @Light.of.Kshahrewar
      @Light.of.Kshahrewar 14 днів тому +3

      @@sem_re I’m sorry, the user you are currently trying to contact is in Penacony. Please try again ulteriorly.

    • @lavaniii3263
      @lavaniii3263 9 днів тому +1

      I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE😭
      And I love it bcz I love Kaveh☺️

  • @tag5618
    @tag5618 12 днів тому +4

    Put the both of us in the same room and one of us is coming out pregnant and it ain't gonna be me 🥰🥰🥰

  • @plaguenplay3516
    @plaguenplay3516 9 днів тому +2

    If a tax collector, why friend-shaped?
    (Or just shaped, if we're talking about Topaz)

  • @gstheprotector
    @gstheprotector 12 днів тому +3

    Some of these comments are absolutely feral

  • @MariaRosario-gc6hf
    @MariaRosario-gc6hf 19 днів тому +18

    I’m willing to commit tax fraud now

  • @lavaniii3263
    @lavaniii3263 9 днів тому +2

    I really don‘t care who they send, Topaz, Jade, Aventurine, I love them all.
    (Though if I had to choose, definitely Aventurine)

  • @Shadow-mq7rt
    @Shadow-mq7rt 12 днів тому +4

    If I could have a video tattooed onto me, this would be it.

  • @TheLawlessRogue
    @TheLawlessRogue 12 днів тому +4

    Holy shit... Lady Gaga and Aventurine work so well???

  • @warriorwolfie4466
    @warriorwolfie4466 17 днів тому +7

    If he showed up I still wouldn’t pay my taxes especially if they send him after me every time like he’d show up to collect and I’d show him to the guest room and tell him to get comfy so it’s gonna be a while… mission accomplished new roommate obtained hehe

  • @nameless_procrastinator
    @nameless_procrastinator 16 днів тому +4

    LEGIT STOPPED BREATHING FOR A FEW SECONDS WHEN THE BEGINNING LINE CAME HOLY SHIFKKEOKD

  • @TravellerFromAfar-xl1tb
    @TravellerFromAfar-xl1tb 3 дні тому +3

    Im saying this for the 5th time, but whoever's idea it was to give him that boob window was doing God's work! Woof!

  • @lostwoodss_
    @lostwoodss_ 9 днів тому +2

    IM ONLY OKAY IF HES THE ONE THE IPC SENDS

  • @anqelic_bby
    @anqelic_bby 17 днів тому +3

    if they send him he’s gonna be there for the next nine months

  • @pantamews
    @pantamews 14 днів тому +2

    Im not paying my taxes bro... I HAVE CHILDREN TO FEED, I HAVE BEEN EATING MY OWN FLESH EVER SINCE I GOT FIRED!

  • @WeskerUmbrella4
    @WeskerUmbrella4 8 днів тому +2

    I DON'T CARE WHO THE IPC SENDS, I'M GAMBLING AWAY ALL MY TAXES!
    AND ANOTHER 10 GOLDEN TICKETS FOR AVENTURINE! 😭

  • @laraaleixei
    @laraaleixei 15 днів тому +4

    fine ipc, you win this time, i am paying taxes ❤

  • @Enirom
    @Enirom 9 днів тому +2

    He looks like a trust worthy person to have my tax money
    too bad I'm not paying them

  • @maeannaconover4558
    @maeannaconover4558 12 днів тому +1

    *aggressive sniff* IS THAT UNDERATED I SMELL???

  • @KY-ki1vt
    @KY-ki1vt 11 днів тому +2

    I've literally watched this like 20 times over the past few days this is so good and hot you chose such good scenes to go along w this thank u so much omg

    • @KY-ki1vt
      @KY-ki1vt Годину тому

      im back lmao this is so good

  • @vallin1012
    @vallin1012 15 днів тому +1

    I would be tempted to not pay my taxes but after seeing Jade and Topaz? Yeah no sorry. Those two be crazy.

  • @petitcornichonespagnol
    @petitcornichonespagnol 12 днів тому +2

    I believe in IPC supremacy ❤

  • @LeePendragon69
    @LeePendragon69 Місяць тому +6

    I love it!

    • @emn2375
      @emn2375  Місяць тому

      Thank you! 💕

  • @KayonLeague
    @KayonLeague 6 днів тому +1

    Bust? Yes sir i have

  • @averagecupofcoffee
    @averagecupofcoffee 10 днів тому +1

    One interesting thing I’ve noticed about HSR is that its two “evil” factions (IPC and Stellaron Hunters) are comprised entirely of pretty people. what is this madness my jades are screaming

    • @lavaniii3263
      @lavaniii3263 9 днів тому

      Like the Fatui with their army of hot harbinger hoyo knows what they’re doing

    • @averagecupofcoffee
      @averagecupofcoffee 8 днів тому

      @@lavaniii3263 exactly!! Screw it let me join the harbingers already >:(
      (Minus dottore I’ll just take his spot or something)

  • @mewmeows.
    @mewmeows. 7 годин тому +1

    I summon Topaz of dept collection

  • @dazzle810
    @dazzle810 10 днів тому +1

    i would definitely not do my taxes if its him like i hate him

  • @jesterlefae3940
    @jesterlefae3940 Місяць тому +7

    Dan VS Adventurine

  • @yamatanoorochi3149
    @yamatanoorochi3149 7 днів тому

    once jade drops everyone will be paying their taxes
    and their jades

  • @BladeSimp-Kinnie
    @BladeSimp-Kinnie 11 днів тому +1

    sir im. THIS SONG IS HIS

  • @fafflytailslogisonicuite104
    @fafflytailslogisonicuite104 17 днів тому +10

    NOOO- don't send Aventurine to collect my unpaid loans- I'll go bankrupt!!!
    (Edit 1)
    - Oh'ey I receive a heartY like on my comment~!
    - OH GOD, DR.RATIO IS NOW KNOCKING ON MY DOOR, SOMEONE SEND HELP, THE IPC REALLY WANTS THEIR STOLEN AMBER JEWELRY BACK!!!

    • @lavaniii3263
      @lavaniii3263 9 днів тому

      Man are you okay?

    • @fafflytailslogisonicuite104
      @fafflytailslogisonicuite104 8 днів тому

      @@lavaniii3263 Dr.Ratio forced me to join his weird-ass university, now I have to read weird quantum science stuff every day, I hate it here, please send help.

  • @Notsofiathefirst
    @Notsofiathefirst 15 днів тому +1

    He’s asking for it… 😭😭😭😭

  • @b4udi249
    @b4udi249 17 днів тому +6

    3 warps?! i got bailu at 76 pity, now im at 70 pity and still no aven, and i only have a few hours left?! wtffff

    • @SelenaPond
      @SelenaPond 9 днів тому +1

      Did u get him buddy

    • @b4udi249
      @b4udi249 9 днів тому +1

      @@SelenaPond yes at 85 pity 💀💀💀 the world rlly hates me

    • @SelenaPond
      @SelenaPond 9 днів тому +1

      Buddy congrats! At least you got him)

    • @b4udi249
      @b4udi249 9 днів тому

      @@SelenaPond thanks but at what cost 😭😭

    • @SelenaPond
      @SelenaPond 9 днів тому +1

      @@b4udi249 sanity, probably 😭

  • @void2284
    @void2284 10 днів тому +1

    why does this song fit him sm?

  • @twistednwarped314
    @twistednwarped314 8 днів тому +1

    BUST AND I'LL TAKE IT ALL!

  • @Skew0443
    @Skew0443 7 днів тому +4

    Hello! New star rail player here, just started playing for real a few days ago and so far it’s been a great experience! Two questions, 1: who is this and 2: why does he make me want to go gay?

    • @revt3129
      @revt3129 7 днів тому +1

      Hi! Let me answer your questions here as a random star rail enthusiast.
      1. He's Aventurine from Honkai: Star rail
      2. Yes! He's atleast making half of the HSR fandom gay and manage to pull bitches, he's one of the biggest bbg and can compete with Dan Heng as a biggest bbg in history despite being new. Hope this helps!

    • @k-sf1ld
      @k-sf1ld 6 днів тому +1

      aventurine is from the strategic investments department of the IPC (you probably dk what this is yet but dw). in the first half of the penacony arc, he's there as an antagonist kinda

  • @TheoJanvinRBLXandGI
    @TheoJanvinRBLXandGI 7 днів тому

    IPC is making things more complicated. Aventurine is.

  • @mrswhiddleberry
    @mrswhiddleberry 13 днів тому +2

    I'm normal about him I swear

  • @alien_liwil
    @alien_liwil 15 днів тому +3

    I need to stop watching this video

  • @abbyj8602
    @abbyj8602 12 днів тому

    tax evasion is a crime Vergil

  • @DrAxolots
    @DrAxolots 12 днів тому +1

    God help me this man is such a boy failure why do I love him so much?????

  • @Mika4569
    @Mika4569 12 днів тому +1

    0:29 Im sorry why does the look up grin look like a baby face to me?

  • @jayceyanimatesstuff
    @jayceyanimatesstuff 12 днів тому

    Fine, I’ll pay my FUCKING TAXES.

  • @0dyss3ys0ng
    @0dyss3ys0ng 8 днів тому +1

    mpreg

  • @Kano_Shimizu-_-
    @Kano_Shimizu-_- 11 днів тому +1

    hey guys? idk about you but i got him while i was yelling to my brother " FUCK YOUR TAXES!!! " XD
    but dont yell to much bc you wont get adventuine but instad your mom/dad to ground you

  • @hanabananasmilana
    @hanabananasmilana 12 днів тому

    is this rich kaveh au?
    havent played hsr cuz i know id get obsessed

    • @lavaniii3263
      @lavaniii3263 9 днів тому +1

      Kaveh in a capitalism simulator be like:

  • @cksw1728
    @cksw1728 4 години тому

    What song is this?

  • @williamkouki7510
    @williamkouki7510 19 днів тому +2

    Music name

    • @emn2375
      @emn2375  19 днів тому

      Pokerface edit ver by @YuNGFriz

    • @NorthMoth
      @NorthMoth 17 днів тому +1

      (Wow Am I That Old Now lol)
      It’s Pokerface By Lady Gaga

  • @pennylevine3092
    @pennylevine3092 15 днів тому

    I DONT CARE WHO THE IPC SENDS IM NOT PAYING MY TAXES!!!(not even for u aventurine my pookie wookie)

  • @Hertas69thpuppet
    @Hertas69thpuppet 9 днів тому

    They had me at numby

  • @NovaLaMason
    @NovaLaMason 10 годин тому +1

    Gay Gambler Tartaglia

    Tartfaglia