How to Make Stab-Proof Body Armor 👌🙏✝DEUS VULT✝💯💯

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  • Опубліковано 6 чер 2017
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    Let's get radical my dudes. Today I'm making a sick as h*ck stab vest out of 1/8" aluminum sheets (decommissioned street signs), steel rivets, and a few belts. Turned out amazing, and solid as a mug.
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    intro:
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    Build Music in order of appearance:
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  • @_kijetesantakalu
    @_kijetesantakalu 7 років тому +1324

    Somebody pointed out that I could just get stabbed in the armpit.
    Therefore
    I SHALL NOT WEAR SHOES

    • @lunaflamed
      @lunaflamed 5 років тому +10

      Yeah, no more jockstraps wearing either.

    • @jacobkeary6740
      @jacobkeary6740 5 років тому +3

      You know that's the joke right?

    • @sionhughes3335
      @sionhughes3335 5 років тому +10

      @@jacobkeary6740 You know thats the joke right?

    • @jacobkeary6740
      @jacobkeary6740 5 років тому +2

      @@sionhughes3335 are you slow

    • @bojangles2492
      @bojangles2492 5 років тому +4

      You guys need to go to joke school and learn the funnies.

  • @nickfleming3397
    @nickfleming3397 7 років тому +198

    knights wear wearing plate carriers before it was "tacticool"

  • @angeleaterstudios1004
    @angeleaterstudios1004 5 років тому +265

    This dude ran around town stealing those No Parking signs to make this armor.

    • @nitrous_god
      @nitrous_god 3 роки тому +1

      Keith Au r/ihadastroke

    • @octaviusgalacticus2253
      @octaviusgalacticus2253 3 роки тому +5

      Now I have something to do with all those no parking signs

    • @lonewolf8820
      @lonewolf8820 3 роки тому +5

      Lol, that would be funny. But for real, he gets the signs from his uncle who throws out used signs.

    • @AdamRhein
      @AdamRhein 3 роки тому +5

      Not the hero we deserve... but definately the hero we want.

    • @bonelessbenjamin9800
      @bonelessbenjamin9800 3 роки тому +1

      Im a little late to this but, he did say he gets them from someone who works for the company and the signs had to get thrown away

  • @seemenow8204
    @seemenow8204 6 років тому +342

    Making armor out of a no parking sign😂😂😂😂

  • @edwardanderson9396
    @edwardanderson9396 7 років тому +706

    What a lovely day to reclaim the holy land

    • @edwardanderson9396
      @edwardanderson9396 7 років тому +8

      It is depressing, it was battle scarred just to rub it in

    • @joecozmic1747
      @joecozmic1747 7 років тому +1

      Robert Mcfry nice I have a csgo knife

    • @claudefaustus3104
      @claudefaustus3104 7 років тому +3

      Robert Mcfry Lets go sanctify something with dynamite.
      POWERWOLF POWERWOLF POWERWOLF POWERWOLF

    • @infidelgermany
      @infidelgermany 7 років тому +1

      Amen and Attack!

    • @rachellearthur4444
      @rachellearthur4444 7 років тому +2

      infidelgermany YEEEAAHHHHHHH

  • @wdesign1189
    @wdesign1189 7 років тому +344

    That's gonna come in handy for when the highway department catches you stealing all those signs.

    • @lukepippin4781
      @lukepippin4781 7 років тому +33

      WDesign lol he doesn't steal them. They are scrapped signs.

    • @wdesign1189
      @wdesign1189 7 років тому +61

      I know, I'm just jealous, I have a strong desire to steal a sign...
      cause I'm a hoarder

    • @lukepippin4781
      @lukepippin4781 7 років тому +22

      WDesign xD Well if you pay taxes, you bought the sign anyway.

    • @wdesign1189
      @wdesign1189 7 років тому +9

      Mr. Guitar CAGED Good point, I should go pick one up now

    • @lukepippin4781
      @lukepippin4781 7 років тому +2

      WDesign LOL

  • @TRICELLxGAMER
    @TRICELLxGAMER 6 років тому +266

    LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

  • @devonisboss9277
    @devonisboss9277 7 років тому +24

    "i love my child, i love my child, i made some stab-proof armor"

  • @jeppeguldberg2967
    @jeppeguldberg2967 7 років тому +761

    DEUS VUUUUULT

  • @forestlampcraft472
    @forestlampcraft472 7 років тому +79

    This channel is so therapeutic. Congratulations

  • @motormouth6093
    @motormouth6093 6 років тому +38

    Stab and bullet proof armor. Just call me Batman

  • @mrsplitfoot23
    @mrsplitfoot23 6 років тому +91

    Soo, here's an idea. Stick like, two of these inside of your $30 bullet proof armor you did at different layers. Might just deflect the 5.56.

    • @petederksen9300
      @petederksen9300 6 років тому +11

      grayghost no chance agents a 5.56

    • @sirzack0002
      @sirzack0002 6 років тому +12

      Pete Derksen I'm late to the party, but I watched that video this morning. It didn't look like all of the rounds made it through.. plus, 5.56 is great at punching through metal, but it would break apart, leaving not enough energy to pierce the $30 body armour.... possibly

    • @edgarbleikur1929
      @edgarbleikur1929 5 років тому +9

      FYI oven baking aluminium makes it extremely hard (former automotive industry toolmaker)

    • @wesleyjohnston2613
      @wesleyjohnston2613 5 років тому +5

      His 30$ body armor might stop 556 if he put a piece of tile or some form of ceramic in front of the fiber panel. The ceramic would do a decent job of breaking apart the bullet before it got to the fibers... but even that’s a long shot. People underestimate 556. Velocity defeats armor, it’s simple.

    • @isaacb2016
      @isaacb2016 5 років тому +2

      He could also put ceramic tiles in the bullet proof armor and that would break up the 5.56

  • @AterexGaming
    @AterexGaming 7 років тому +215

    I'm a simple crusader. I see Deus Vult in the title and I click like.

    • @40kanon
      @40kanon 7 років тому +14

      AterexGaming I'm a simple fellow Crusader. I see another Crusader and I upvote.

    • @kelpyg4711
      @kelpyg4711 7 років тому +10

      baby: d... de... d.
      mom: he's saying his first word!
      baby: de.. *DEUS VULT*

  • @SeiferTV
    @SeiferTV 7 років тому +295

    I love that you really take your time to test stuff.
    The "deflecting knife vs. catching knife" thing was pretty informative and I would have never even consider it.
    Thanks brah.

    • @FrigginBoomToys
      @FrigginBoomToys 7 років тому +13

      I second that. I love useless apocalyptic armour but I also love LEARNING

    • @pokeprofit1033
      @pokeprofit1033 Рік тому

      yes, exactly right

  • @comradeotaku2412
    @comradeotaku2412 6 років тому +77

    This guy here either underestimate ISIS or overestimate Anti-Fa.

    • @Superman-ln5tg
      @Superman-ln5tg 4 роки тому +9

      ISIS... Ok, good point.
      antifa? hahahaha JERKS

    • @lupuslaktor
      @lupuslaktor 4 роки тому +13

      Isis is a terror organisation, while "antifa" is the state of mind that you are not okay with killing and discreminating people by their skintone, their religion, sexuality and so on.
      People often get confused by the that.
      Hope this helped.

    • @comradeotaku2412
      @comradeotaku2412 4 роки тому +6

      @@lupuslaktor Oh I know what Anti-Fa is and I critically support their efforts, don't worry

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +28

      @@lupuslaktor "It's not an organization, just a state of mind! Ignore their flags, street violence, or meetings talking about how to injure people."

    • @aydenlentz3345
      @aydenlentz3345 4 роки тому +12

      Ya meanwhile antifa doing rights across America and shit ton of dead Americans

  • @brettjones3074
    @brettjones3074 5 років тому +11

    Hey man, I just want to say, your video's are incredibly inspiring. As a veteran that has somewhat found themselves lost for things to do as a hobby, your channel has inspired me to re-engage my love for metal work. I've got plans to attend blacksmithing classes when I'm not on the road for work now and I hope that it will be one of my first healthy habits in the months to come. Keep up the work man, I really look forward to videos like this.

  • @genericasian5699
    @genericasian5699 7 років тому +53

    So if the Hacksmith is Canadian Iron Man, does that make you Crusader Batman?

  • @Anonymous-ce7gj
    @Anonymous-ce7gj 7 років тому +63

    Joerg Sprave is no normal human being

    • @hideouswh5718
      @hideouswh5718 7 років тому +3

      i think he is native scandinavian cause he is a FUCKING BERSERKER

  • @DaedalusProps
    @DaedalusProps 4 роки тому +6

    "Brethren...dost thou even crusade?"

  • @suprememe2314
    @suprememe2314 7 років тому +31

    POPE URBAN WOULD BE PROUD

  • @JustAGiraffe
    @JustAGiraffe 7 років тому +263

    Give this to Jörg Sprave. That will be the ultimate test to see if it's truly stab-proof.

    • @AgentTexes
      @AgentTexes 7 років тому +7

      Then he get's called a terrorist sympathizer again by some shit media outlets and his channel gets a strike.

    • @benjammoran87
      @benjammoran87 7 років тому +6

      Joerg would crush your armor that is a mountain of a man and he's been working out to get back in shape.... good luck with a collaboration considering he lives in Germany.... cool looking armor but stab proof send it to Joerg and find out... it would also be a way to get new viewers that follow him and not you yet.... but I follow both already...

    • @RandomL0s3r
      @RandomL0s3r 7 років тому +6

      Benjam Mo
      He can make an armor piercing slingshot. But daily Fail still exists

    • @timvanharen3928
      @timvanharen3928 7 років тому +3

      no he would just shoot fidget spinners at it

    • @madnessguy010101
      @madnessguy010101 7 років тому +10

      justagiraffe LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

  • @user-ft6nr2ho9g
    @user-ft6nr2ho9g 7 років тому +72

    7:32
    God- Eli make armor so you can go reclaim the holy land.
    Eli- ... ok and i can make a video out of it too

    • @enricobaschenis4257
      @enricobaschenis4257 6 років тому +7

      WerewolfAtHeart * Eli makes double axe from sawblades *
      (Big g) Eli what are you doing
      * Eli makes brawler shield *
      (Big g) Eli
      * Eli unleashes a gundam with full medieval armor *
      (Big g) stahp

  • @eliwallace2007
    @eliwallace2007 6 років тому +2

    I love your builds, dry humor, and the fact that you actually explain your methods. Youre an awesome dude

  • @manuelito2299
    @manuelito2299 7 років тому +5

    Watched u for 3 years ❗️🙂 and u still make me laugh and I love ur creations I was actually inspired by u

  • @leviticusyeeticus9895
    @leviticusyeeticus9895 7 років тому +222

    Just some constructive criticism, and a friendly suggestion from a fan. I actually felt that you explained it way more clearly when you recorded after the fact. And you have time to put in clips of other things showing examples like when you put the spear through the plate, and doing so without interrupting the momentum of the tutorial. And I can hear you a lot better, obviously. So yeah, I would like to see you kind of mess around with that method and see whether you might like it more, or not. Also, if you aren't talking when you're building, you can focus more on what you're doing, reducing the danger risk and reducing the chance that you might make a mistake. If you read this, I'd be super thrilled, and I just want to say keep up what you're doing

    • @frankdunn4491
      @frankdunn4491 7 років тому +19

      Strongly agree, but either way the videos are great

    • @octobilly9505
      @octobilly9505 7 років тому +2

      I agree with this so much but love the video both ways

    • @yeeetbiggeryeet6146
      @yeeetbiggeryeet6146 6 років тому +1

      Im not reading thet😂

  • @beanny39
    @beanny39 7 років тому +1178

    We will take Jerusalem!

    • @lukebengal1352
      @lukebengal1352 7 років тому +12

      beanny39 Non nobis Domine!

    • @slucy223
      @slucy223 7 років тому +9

      Crusaders Of God grátia pléna Dóminus técum. Benedícta tū in muliérubus, et benedíctus frúctas véntris túi, Iésus.

    • @diamondproductions2
      @diamondproductions2 7 років тому +9

      Ad mortem, inimicus!

    • @Liam-om1sg
      @Liam-om1sg 7 років тому +15

      We will fail on every try!

    • @guillermoreyesjimenez8248
      @guillermoreyesjimenez8248 7 років тому +1

      liam legget except the first time. Then yea, we kinda messed up. Um yeah let's not talk about that though

  • @blacchkn2938
    @blacchkn2938 6 років тому

    You are literally one of the most genuine UA-camrs out there your sarcasm makes me laugh so much

  • @tavishkammermeier5304
    @tavishkammermeier5304 6 років тому +4

    I love these videos you always go above and beyond with your work! Great job keep it up

  • @RuinedComedian
    @RuinedComedian 7 років тому +32

    I was gonna go to sleep, but then I decided to retake Jerusalem

    • @ItharAbbas
      @ItharAbbas 7 років тому +3

      Ruben Chavez but then you remembered Saladin

  • @Tim0thyCH
    @Tim0thyCH 7 років тому +165

    I think that you need to us more of those "No Parking Here" signs for when you make a chastity belt for your daughter...

    • @nerfomadic3
      @nerfomadic3 7 років тому +9

      This made my day

    • @Ben-vy8re
      @Ben-vy8re 7 років тому +4

      Arassuil I laughed so hard when I saw this i peed a little in my pants

    • @Chris-tl1qw
      @Chris-tl1qw 7 років тому

      Arassuil what's a chastity belt

    • @SaucySailor
      @SaucySailor 7 років тому +6

      Christian Villegas a metal piece that goes on like under where for girls that is locked so she can't have sex

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 6 років тому

      Arassuil
      Are there chastity belts for men? Just asking.

  • @krustbag1039
    @krustbag1039 6 років тому +9

    That intro was savage, I love it, you just earned my sub, keep it up man.
    #Savage

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 6 років тому +40

    Stab you in the armpit? That's not the problem, what if they tickle you?
    So about the top part, is there any danger that if you bend down too fast you could drive this thing into your neck, or for example if you are in a car accident while wearing this? How secure is it, as in how likely is it to ride up to your neck?

    • @lenny_1369
      @lenny_1369 4 роки тому +4

      This is actually close to the WWI trench armor, but those kinds of armor are a lot heavier considering that their made of iron and also thick to stop bullet or shrapnels, they're more restrictive and compared to this it didn't protect the back, but it served its purpose being able to at least protect the vital organs from hand held guns.

  • @skinnypringle
    @skinnypringle 7 років тому +107

    that shameless plug for your hoodie is why i love you man!

    • @SpankyMcSwagNutz
      @SpankyMcSwagNutz 7 років тому +2

      Joey Acid that blinking dead pan was legit hilarious

    • @skinnypringle
      @skinnypringle 7 років тому +1

      Currently freaking out, never in a decade of watching, subscribing, and commenting on UA-cam have I gotten this many likes on a comment...

  • @ScottyDumas
    @ScottyDumas 7 років тому +122

    "lets make like Mike Pence on opposite day and change that"

    • @gmcm329
      @gmcm329 7 років тому +4

      i live in indiana and that part hit hard

  • @CAMSLAYER13
    @CAMSLAYER13 3 роки тому +3

    Armpit stabs were a genuine concern of a medieval combatant

    • @cakeboi8177
      @cakeboi8177 3 роки тому

      Yea cuz all ur arms nerves are in the armpit so if u get stabbed their ur arm is now useless

  • @-smp-scientificmethodpersp838
    @-smp-scientificmethodpersp838 4 роки тому +1

    That was really cool how you took your vice and turned it into a metal bender. That's some innovation right there bruh

  • @ZNA_Productions
    @ZNA_Productions  7 років тому +244

    Any other Darius H*cker fans out there?

    • @bebop-lj7yv
      @bebop-lj7yv 7 років тому +1

      ZNA Productions can u do wolverine claws

    • @benturechek8719
      @benturechek8719 7 років тому +1

      ZNA Productions Heck to the yizzel my nizzel! He da bomb

    • @feonnball119
      @feonnball119 7 років тому +3

      ZNA Productions bro could u up turn the edge to stop glancing blows

    • @coldnightcreations2390
      @coldnightcreations2390 7 років тому

      ZNA Productions Darius fan for life me hearty

    • @gavinstephenson1083
      @gavinstephenson1083 7 років тому +1

      can you please not post at 3:00am in the morning thank you so much 😁

  • @aidandunworth765
    @aidandunworth765 7 років тому +23

    Mess with the crabbo you get the stabbo

    • @SilverDOMO192837
      @SilverDOMO192837 7 років тому +8

      Aidan Dunworth not when you have Templar armour

  • @squirrelknight9768
    @squirrelknight9768 6 років тому +32

    all aboard the deus vult train! 🚂
    Next stop, the holy land🕇

  • @mrredeef
    @mrredeef 6 років тому

    Reminded me alot of philip of macedon's iron cuirass when I got a better look at the side plates, but when you're wearing it it's all medieval. Dope.

  • @bjornironside1147
    @bjornironside1147 7 років тому +43

    *DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES*

  • @e.e.gravewalkr
    @e.e.gravewalkr 7 років тому +151

    Build Suggestion - (you've probably gotten this before) I think a fallout style Pipe Rifle or revolver would be a very practical and efficient build while not being entirely complicated. It would fit the style of your builds and you could give a tactical af, badbutt paint job.

    • @boxfoxreyes9950
      @boxfoxreyes9950 7 років тому +3

      Driver and in the states its legal

    • @jcb0249
      @jcb0249 7 років тому +10

      Nope, manufacturing a firearm for personal use NOT SALE, NON TRANSFERABLE
      also non automatic (no machine guns.or full auto) is perfectly legal.
      But Eli lives in...I think Illinois? So he'd need a "f.o.i.d." card before even shopping for a regular gun.
      So probably not gonna happen.

    • @tylerhouse1729
      @tylerhouse1729 7 років тому +1

      Driver as cool as that is its not practical.. pipe rifle irl would suck sooo bad its not even worth it.. although him making a fake one would be epic

    • @lets-get-itgaming8075
      @lets-get-itgaming8075 7 років тому +2

      Since he lives in Illinois there is no way in hell that he can make a pipe gun without some registration first. It's legal and possible, just takes paperwork and a tax stamp

    • @felixroberts7685
      @felixroberts7685 7 років тому +2

      Driver I think that's illegal(even though that's bullshit and it shouldn't be)

  • @sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858
    @sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858 7 років тому

    That is some exquisite craftsmanship,

  • @walkingskin2920
    @walkingskin2920 6 років тому

    man your so lucky to have an uncle that just gives you sighs and stuff
    ps god bless

  • @luckx6533
    @luckx6533 7 років тому +10

    Car bending is the future of armor making

  • @chrismichaelyoung
    @chrismichaelyoung 7 років тому +30

    You need to make leg armor.
    Just in case someone tries to hack your legs off

    • @JLMorgan104
      @JLMorgan104 7 років тому +3

      Chris Young he already did

    • @adamwill2161
      @adamwill2161 6 років тому

      James Morgan yes but there are area's for improvement with the armour

  • @tristynparticelli7979
    @tristynparticelli7979 6 років тому

    Love the beginning of this video

  • @bleach-kun
    @bleach-kun 6 років тому

    The sass at the beginning was golden!

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 7 років тому +195

    I love the smell of Jerusalem in the morning.

    • @socrates2451
      @socrates2451 7 років тому +1

      TheBlackKnight1o1 A wild Saladin appears

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac 7 років тому +8

      It smells like... Victory...
      Some day this wars gonna end *walks away with sad face*

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 7 років тому +4

      +Dale Gribble DEUS VULT

    • @Etaiin
      @Etaiin 7 років тому +8

      WE MUST TAKE BACK THE HOLY LAND! DEUS VULT!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jakeawad2531
      @jakeawad2531 6 років тому +1

      livemau5vevo The jews are in control. You gonna take it back now?

  • @wesleygremillion8539
    @wesleygremillion8539 7 років тому +24

    Holy moly, the sarcasm at the start.

  • @typehere8416
    @typehere8416 Рік тому

    True. Hard steel defelcts baldes. That is why the vast majority of medieval armor had overturned edges. To catch defelcted points.

  • @LittleMikeStarCraft
    @LittleMikeStarCraft 5 років тому

    You have a super unique set of hobbies. I like it.

  • @jaybienbuckley3985
    @jaybienbuckley3985 7 років тому +35

    you should do a zombie challenge where u have to build a weapon or armor in a selected time frame
    like so he can see

  • @SnowheadBlitz
    @SnowheadBlitz 7 років тому +6

    Maybe it's just me, but I do a LARP with a few of my friends, and I use these armour tutorials to make armour for shops. That, and they look so BADASS when you wear them! Seriously, thanks for being a part of UA-cam!

  • @thesaucylorax
    @thesaucylorax 5 років тому +3

    (in reference to the intro) you can just wear an entire suit of T45 D Power Armor from Fallout

  • @JC-tb6si
    @JC-tb6si 3 роки тому +1

    I like your explanation of why you use aluminum instead of hardened steel.
    Dead on logic

  • @quindariousgooch6059
    @quindariousgooch6059 7 років тому +196

    Guys, the zombie apocalypse begins and you can grab 3 weapons out of Eli's collection and some armor. What are you taking?

  • @xpainpush
    @xpainpush 7 років тому +87

    Hey since you already made a crusader helmet + armor, why not make a modern day full crusader armor set?

    • @xpainpush
      @xpainpush 7 років тому +16

      includes: gauntlet, shin guard, thigh guard, shoe guard, bicep/arm guard? :P could make a lot of vids with this project.

    • @marcoraulgallardoparedes504
      @marcoraulgallardoparedes504 7 років тому

      Sp00kboi agree

    • @patdevonshire
      @patdevonshire 7 років тому +11

      Yeah fuck shoes.

  • @theonlybestful
    @theonlybestful 7 років тому

    Dude I loved that whole story arc in holes

  • @jamesnurgle6368
    @jamesnurgle6368 2 роки тому

    been thinking about the best way to make cheap effective armour for the black bloc, cheers for the measuring tips.

  • @Nerofur
    @Nerofur 7 років тому +11

    you've inspired me to make weapons and I just finished my first weapon last weekend, I have the materials to build a second one, and will make a video on it! Keep up the good work! you're inspiring many people!

  • @christopheruniversal1767
    @christopheruniversal1767 7 років тому +116

    There is no perfect armour.

  • @rexarcher6118
    @rexarcher6118 4 роки тому +8

    "So I won't wear shoes anymore" XD

  • @metalman6698
    @metalman6698 7 років тому

    the amount of sass at the beginning of the video is off the charts.

  • @nerdmayhem1019
    @nerdmayhem1019 7 років тому +103

    ZNA Productions can you do a heavy broad sword or maybe a trident? By the way, I love your videos and you never fail to make me smile!

    • @donny_hellfire257
      @donny_hellfire257 7 років тому +1

      Yes do a heavy broadsword. That would be freakin awesome.

    • @juliantrueman6542
      @juliantrueman6542 7 років тому +5

      Sword making is really hard to do right. It pretty much requires forge work. If you just make it from bar stock it's gonna be minimall katana levels of terrible. Trident is totally doable though! You could maybe make the tips from files for hardened tool steel, and fasten them to a barstock head, then mount that on a shaft. It'd have a post apocalyptic look, but that's not a problem for ZNA stuff.

    • @niscent_
      @niscent_ 7 років тому +2

      yeah, a sword would be really hard. a utility fixed blade would be interesting. a long knife with a thick blade made in a metal file, with a thick pommel to hammer stuff. maybe with a sub hilt to improve the handling.
      the assembly would be similar to a sword, but without the troubles of the forge.

    • @ghosturiel
      @ghosturiel 7 років тому +1

      Joergspave made a homemade "ork" sword for 10$ out of bar stock and compared it to a Katana( Not sure of it's quality level). It was okay, certainly enough to be dangerous, and it seemed very durable. Fit in with the post apocalyptic look as well

    • @juliantrueman6542
      @juliantrueman6542 7 років тому

      +ghosturiel it couldn't hold an edge and it bent when he struck a tree like 3 times. not even sideways, it bent forward. like the strongest direction a sword has.

  • @sashaz1450
    @sashaz1450 7 років тому +35

    If someone attacks you with an angle grinder your armor will not help you

    • @ZNA_Productions
      @ZNA_Productions  7 років тому +11

      Wrong. Aluminum is very difficult to cut with abrasive wheels.

    • @MrWeedy-hh4mg
      @MrWeedy-hh4mg 7 років тому +3

      angle grinders are the new chainsaws

    • @Emily-jl4yt
      @Emily-jl4yt 7 років тому +7

      Mr.Weedy Texas angle grinder massacre

  • @SquishTheFrenchie
    @SquishTheFrenchie 5 років тому

    Ive been watching so many of your videos that im rewatching build videos

  • @sonicthehedgehog1109
    @sonicthehedgehog1109 5 років тому +3

    "I guess I'll still show you how to make it." I still come back to watch it and everything I always start laughing so damn hard!

  • @JeffHaroldz
    @JeffHaroldz 7 років тому +342

    Quit stealing road signs you hooligan :^)

    • @sug8056
      @sug8056 7 років тому +25

      he has a "uncle" that gives them to him

    • @bunkerbuster6729
      @bunkerbuster6729 7 років тому +1

      Jeff Harold 😂😂😂

    • @justsomebaby3465
      @justsomebaby3465 7 років тому +2

      Katan Akuma I think it was a joke

    • @tundraspirits2061
      @tundraspirits2061 7 років тому

      I think you can buy some at some hardware stares can't you?

    • @JeffHaroldz
      @JeffHaroldz 7 років тому +1

      I thought my little :^) would imply the /sarcasm

  • @yesbabyyes3627
    @yesbabyyes3627 7 років тому +27

    Step 1: shave
    Step 2: get more sleep

    • @j.d.norcross9362
      @j.d.norcross9362 7 років тому +7

      I dunno man I kinda like the facial hair he has going.

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 7 років тому +7

      Step 3: Repeat
      Step 4: Profit?

    • @GIANT406
      @GIANT406 7 років тому +3

      YES BABY YES Instuctions not clear. Dick caught in electrical socket. Please send help.

  • @pavelp.2607
    @pavelp.2607 7 років тому

    The logic about shoes is on point

  • @amyrooks2234
    @amyrooks2234 6 років тому

    I know it's been said but I love this guy's sense of humor

  • @sachinpowers2067
    @sachinpowers2067 7 років тому +188

    when you just finished watching porn and you get the notification #bestdayever

    • @ElBach1y
      @ElBach1y 7 років тому +7

      Sachin Powers uhm thats against the bible dude u cant retake the holy land like that

    • @sander.s4604
      @sander.s4604 7 років тому +2

      BacH so why do you watch it aswell?

    • @deathlycost1
      @deathlycost1 7 років тому +6

      Sachin Powers not even going to fucking lie, but that's me as fuck.

    • @Quisiio0303456
      @Quisiio0303456 7 років тому +1

      Sachin Powers That's heresy.

    • @ADDBlacksmith
      @ADDBlacksmith 7 років тому +2

      Sachin Powers bro do you even DEUS VULT!

  • @angelolansang1096
    @angelolansang1096 7 років тому +54

    This would be perfect against Peacekeeper in For Honor

    • @Rhevery
      @Rhevery 7 років тому +6

      Angelo Lansang Considering steel is supposed to deflect stabs and PK can go straight through it, I'm not too sure

    • @rcticfloof
      @rcticfloof 7 років тому

      Angelo Lansang yeah no, the God-like stab aspect of her knives makes any armor obsolete

    • @yeeetbiggeryeet6146
      @yeeetbiggeryeet6146 6 років тому

      Wut is for honor

  • @Massiveoverlord
    @Massiveoverlord 7 років тому

    I love your music taste man.

  • @michaeldrouin3068
    @michaeldrouin3068 5 років тому

    I definitely like his inginuaty, liked it.

  • @deathlycost1
    @deathlycost1 7 років тому +4

    A bunch of fans who made armor should recreate the templars.

  • @notoriusc
    @notoriusc 7 років тому +13

    I may have read "stab proof baby armor" for a second lol 😂

    • @ZNA_Productions
      @ZNA_Productions  7 років тому +20

      Coming soon.

    • @notoriusc
      @notoriusc 7 років тому +4

      ZNA Productions Yay!!!! I can't wait! I hate when my babies get stabbed! 😡👶🏻

  • @hollotom0215
    @hollotom0215 6 років тому

    I had a download that was gonna take like, half an hour and i wondered what i would do in that time... Im just watching your vids. Good man.

  • @braydenjustice9384
    @braydenjustice9384 5 років тому +7

    Eli: “Is Keith Urban the black guy?”
    Leah: “That’s Darius Rucker.”
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vegtamthewanderer1516
    @vegtamthewanderer1516 7 років тому +7

    omg dude. send another one of these to Jörg Sprave to test if an 1/8th of an inch will stop a knife

  • @bigmitch9399
    @bigmitch9399 7 років тому +61

    this body armor would be perfect for people in London

    • @ChillyJack
      @ChillyJack 7 років тому +8

      Unfortunately it wouldn't be great against concussive force from high speed car impacts or explosives... Also not sure how well it'd stand up to shrapnel from nail bombs, but I'm guessing not well. Basically it needs to be at least twice as thick, cover the whole body, and have 6 or 7 airbags.

    • @Twisted_Sync
      @Twisted_Sync 7 років тому +2

      You're not wrong

    • @kommi7658
      @kommi7658 7 років тому +2

      Chilly Jack
      *High Speed Gender non Conforming Trucks of Peace.

    • @lelyanra
      @lelyanra 7 років тому +2

      now we need to find something for airplanes in the US

    • @Smithy250
      @Smithy250 7 років тому

      Jarrett Mitchell Wouldn't be perfect for people in America tho instant penetration

  • @johnm6695
    @johnm6695 6 років тому

    only 1:20 in and I have to say I'm really appreciating the dry humor. Well played!

  • @octaviusgalacticus2253
    @octaviusgalacticus2253 3 роки тому +1

    The shoe thing at the start has to be the most savage thing I've ever heard tbh

  • @lilwrobs192
    @lilwrobs192 7 років тому +16

    You should make it so that you can have your bullet resistant plates under it

    • @schleybailey
      @schleybailey 6 років тому +2

      LilWrobs resin and cloth baby resin and cloth

  • @JustInsane1
    @JustInsane1 5 років тому +6

    Me: I spend a 100hrs a week playing video games
    Them: 9:25

  • @Megalobytes
    @Megalobytes 6 років тому

    I come for the builds, stay for the music.

  • @Farmores
    @Farmores 6 років тому

    I love your videos creative and funny. thank you for making them.

  • @tomsawyerpiper9412
    @tomsawyerpiper9412 7 років тому +5

    ZNA uploads at 2 in the morning. Who needs sleep anyway?!? I only have to be awake again at 7!!!

    • @Zpalq
      @Zpalq 7 років тому +1

      Tom Sawyer i sleep during the day and am awake during the night so im fine.

    • @bakermayfield6hunnitdan6er24
      @bakermayfield6hunnitdan6er24 7 років тому

      Harrison Kohler it's the summer sleep schedule lol

  • @That1Guy741
    @That1Guy741 7 років тому +34

    So how's that crossbow coming along?

  • @rhaege3957
    @rhaege3957 7 років тому

    Let's get a new video soon!!! Always cool videos, btw first 2 minutes of this video are awesome lol... nothing to do with build but honestly the greatest part of this channel is well... his sense of humor.

  • @vincentwatts4242
    @vincentwatts4242 7 років тому +2

    I applaud your editing skillz

  • @komradebigtex1871
    @komradebigtex1871 7 років тому +30

    PRAISE KEK

  • @kitto3127
    @kitto3127 7 років тому +14

    Try making a back scratcher just for funsies

  • @Crazed-oi3bs
    @Crazed-oi3bs 6 років тому +2

    I’ll probably need this while walking through the streets of London, Deus Vult.

  • @mattkluge2585
    @mattkluge2585 6 років тому

    This dudes on my team for the apocalypse

  • @yesbabyyes3627
    @yesbabyyes3627 7 років тому +15

    Congratz on getting engaged Eli!!

  • @cronas8493
    @cronas8493 7 років тому +21

    make a deadly boomerang please, I think it would be cool

    • @alt-bringer5198
      @alt-bringer5198 7 років тому +1

      dont think ive seen that yet, boomerang pleaze!
      boomerangs dont return if you hit something with it anyway so no
      "you hurt yourself catching it" excuses, its pure motivation for not missing
      (get good fast or lose your fingers :P)

    • @lonewanderer3603
      @lonewanderer3603 6 років тому

      cronas There is such a thing as a hunting boomerang. It's shaped differently from the normal boomerang, much longer on one end, and much heavier. The idea is to aim for the animals legs and break them so it can't run away.

    • @possiblyashley1048
      @possiblyashley1048 6 років тому

      Aussie Power

  • @techpreist0101
    @techpreist0101 6 років тому

    Making a papper templet around my head first is how I made my Spartan helmet. Great vid

  • @jasonberrios56
    @jasonberrios56 3 роки тому

    That's a great idea for armor, thanks