To quote Futurama's Fry over that sausage joke: "Oohhhhh, Now I get it! I especially liked Luann's "Touch me again and you'll be wearin' that cornpone Old Man!" line! Sounds like a line that needs to be uttered to people or random strangers who get "cozy" with others....
@@itadapeeza8559 right! Luanne is supposed to be the more sweet and naive one. Peggy is there for all the “in your face strong woman” traits lol. Although, I would’ve liked to have seen this Luanne progress as this Luanne. She was also a wiz with fixing cars back then. I love Luanne now tho and I’m glad they wrote her the way they did, because that led to Lucky and he’s one of my favs.
It’s part of the joke she’s a typical air head/teen girl stereotype but is weirdly amazing at mechanics, almost hank levels Also her beauty school classes, in early seasons are treated like advance college courses
@@diablo666541 "I'd love to see him turned loose on woke crybabies" And what exactly would a man with no shins be able to do to younger in shape people? He would be disregarded as a crazy old coot.
That’s what grandparents do they spoil their grandkids. My grandma loves taking me, my sisters and cousins out to swimming pools, shoe store to get some snacks a bag of popcorn for 50 cents and glass bottle of Coke for 75 cents. I do love when her and my grandpa drive around San Antonio during the holidays when lights are lit.
1:15 the way he says “oh yeah”, always makes me laugh and I have no idea why. The way Toby Huss delivers that line makes me think he was doing Kahn at first then remembered the lines were for Cotton.
You'll never know if you're attractive it's up to a man to tell you that now you keep eating and I'll tell you when to stop. Lol if only I had the courage to post that on my Facebook.
He wouldn’t vote for someone who dodged the draft and for someone who keeps his mouth shut about his buddy’s bounties on their own soldiers. Don’t disrespect Cotton g
@Lee John You mad as fuck, liberal. You and the Democrats can eat shit and be ass kissers for life. We Republicans don't put up with your whiney liberal laws. Fuck you too!
Am I the only one who secretly wishes he had a grandpa or dad like Cotton? For all his flaws, he is just too charming and energetic and... frankly right.
“Woman works, man loses his sausage” I see what you did there 😂
Also what happened to this luann? She was capable and assertive.
I know, I really hate what they did to her in the later seasons
To quote Futurama's Fry over that sausage joke: "Oohhhhh, Now I get it!
I especially liked Luann's "Touch me again and you'll be wearin' that cornpone Old Man!" line! Sounds like a line that needs to be uttered to people or random strangers who get "cozy" with others....
The same thing that happened to the other characters. Flanderization.
I prefer the newer luanne she really kind and sweet and better written. Peggy's there to be 'assertive'
@@itadapeeza8559 right! Luanne is supposed to be the more sweet and naive one. Peggy is there for all the “in your face strong woman” traits lol. Although, I would’ve liked to have seen this Luanne progress as this Luanne. She was also a wiz with fixing cars back then. I love Luanne now tho and I’m glad they wrote her the way they did, because that led to Lucky and he’s one of my favs.
What even was Luanne doing at beauty school when she had very obvious skills with automobiles?
idk maybe she liked the career better?
Because fixing cars is a “man thing” and they didn’t ever acknowledge Luanne’s talent. If it’s not nurtured, it’ll die.
It’s part of the joke she’s a typical air head/teen girl stereotype but is weirdly amazing at mechanics, almost hank levels
Also her beauty school classes, in early seasons are treated like advance college courses
@@virgie4715 Hank Did
@@christopherauzenne5023
Beyond Hank level.
This animation somehow replicated the feeling of an early 2000’s family den
How old are you?
@@spider4633 23
*checks year on episode * checks date of most episodes..
@@justdoge6144 And by that I mean the animation just pulls you back to that time despite it just being a cartoon.
I think the show takes place between 1997 and 1999
Hey there mr quarterback. BWAAAAAAAA!!!!!
What's With Hank?
I know that what Hanks Daddy’s did that thing to that waitress was wrong but I laughed at that
1:05 😂
Cotton Said it's Angie Dickinson's birthday, that means in that episode, it was September 30th in that part of the episode.
I can't (as a man) help but liking Cotton 😁
I respect the fuck out of Cotton for being a nazi killer .
@@jspence8863
He’s a Tojo killing rage machine
He killed fitty man
@@jspence8863 its not its a animation
@@Lyam.P boomer
Same here. Cotton Hill is unhinged like Andrew Tate
Hey missy how bout some sammiches
Season 1 Episode 8
Rated:TV-PG-DLV
I know it’s Texas, but bacon, ham and steak isn’t enough meat for breakfast?
You gotta hit all 5 food groups.
@@PakRoc-dev
6 if you include Smoked Salmon.
Cotton is simultaneously the coolest and worst dad/grandpa someone could ever have 😂
OG Dirty Grandpa
He old school i love turn him loose on the woke crybabies
@@diablo666541 "I'd love to see him turned loose on woke crybabies"
And what exactly would a man with no shins be able to do to younger in shape people? He would be disregarded as a crazy old coot.
@@lordoftheflies7024 give em the good cold fashioned head butt
I had one like him lmao😂😂
Hey missy how about some samuches.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HEY MISSY HOW BOUT SOME SAMUCHES
1:02 Nice to see Luanne stand up for herself for once
I’m such a dark tone to. Love to see it, hate that it had to happen
Yep, I see bacon.
I see ham!
I see STEAK!!
SAUSAGE, WHERE'S MY SAUSAGE, THERE'S NO SAUSAGE!!!!
Who the hell needs 4 types of meat for breakfast?
I'm a meat lover.
i often skip lunch, that sounds like my breakfast.
I'm sure that waitress spit in his food
Joke's on her. Cotton probably likes that.
Dominick Santoro spat in the sandwiches on Casino.
I could applaud LuAnne for standing her ground around Cotton like that. Buckley was a moron for not treating her like a queen.
Thank goodness for rad thibideaux
1:03 Mr Conductor: Darn
Thomas The Tank Engine: Dither
I actually like buckley better than lucky
YA GOTTA GET HER IN THE MONEY MAKER
Hey missy how bout some samuches
@@efrainsoto96 😂😂😂😂
Honestly, the way Cotton treats Bobby makes him so forgivable to me.
HEY MISSY, HOW 'BOUT SOME SAMMICHES 😂😂😂
luannes reaction to his misogyny was the best part.
Hey missy how bout some samuches? 1:41
Who eats steak for breakfast
Cotton is exactly how my dad raised me lmao. Besides the breakfast part, he just sustained himself off beer
Touch me again and you'll be wearing that corn pow old man.
🤣 My favorite line 🤣
Hooo- eeeeh ! Feisty.
Julian lujan you said it.
😂🤣🤣
Now that’s one cool Pop Pop for not dropping his grandson off at school
That’s what grandparents do they spoil their grandkids. My grandma loves taking me, my sisters and cousins out to swimming pools, shoe store to get some snacks a bag of popcorn for 50 cents and glass bottle of Coke for 75 cents. I do love when her and my grandpa drive around San Antonio during the holidays when lights are lit.
Unless Your In High School. When You Miss A Day Of 2 Of School You Had A Lot Of Work To Catch Up With.
It's not OK for Bobby to be out of school.
@@Frankie-OLooking at how schools are promoting the globohomo agenda to children, it would be a better idea to homeschool children
Bobby's a lucky bastard
Sausage ! Where's my sausage ?! Ain't no sausage !
😆 cotton hill: Hooey Spicy 😆
Cotton hill :Hey Missy how about some Samwiches😆
I thought he said fiesty
Anybody else realize that everybody at the table got a nice hot breakfast and Bobby just had shitty cereal
He’s a kid he probably liked that cereal
"You will never know if your attractive, it's up to a man to tell you."😅🤣😂
Touch me again and you'll be wearing that cornpone old man!
@@Blossom44100 Woo hoo! Feisty!
Luanne is absolutely a biproduct of her mother. She has her rage and taste in men.
1:02 You tell him, Luanne
Bobby slapped Peggy in her behind, and Hank punished him for that.
1:12 is that ash ketchum cap in the background?
1:02 Whoa! Luanne must have had it coming when Cotton slapped her butt.
Where’s my sausage. There no sausage
Sorry, too bad.
@@Frankie-O woman works man loses his sausage
He doesn't need sausage.
Man, it's too much. It has to be illegal to laugh this hard.
I think my dad would turn into Cotton when he gets old
Cotton Hill. GOAT.
Where's my Sausage?!
I didnt see any horns do wtf are you goating for
Idiots
@@Lyam.P
Goat these days is an acronym.
Greatest
Of
All
Time
Started with/coined by Muhammad Ali, been used ever since.
Cotton is like that one grandpa who has a very checkered past but gets along with his grandchildren. If that’s not badass, I don’t know what is. 😂
2:36🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If cotton was gay like dale’s dad….he would be a top and dale dad will be the bottom lol
Cotton is the Archie Bunker of my generation
1:15 the way he says “oh yeah”, always makes me laugh and I have no idea why. The way Toby Huss delivers that line makes me think he was doing Kahn at first then remembered the lines were for Cotton.
A live one what?
1:03 And I always thought she was an airhead😆
Touch Me Again and You'll be Wearing that Corn Pone Old Man
1:02
Bacon, Steak and Ham?
No sausage? Too bad.
Happy Angie Dickinsons birthday, everyone
Bobby's unexcused absence from school.
Every time I see cotton I miss my dad more
What season is this ?🇬🇧
0:15 😂😂
steak for breakfast? I want country fried steak
I love steak and eggs!
@@Frankie-O They’re the best!
Cotton Hill was the worst.
@@Frankie-Ohe wins the worst father of the year
Walt Kowalski
Bobby being based and redpilled
YOU GOTTA GET HER IN THE MONEY MAKER!!!!
1:40 LMAOOOOOOOOO 😭
I wish Cotton is my uncle.
Too late. Dusty Hill of ZZ Top has that honor.
@@seanyiscubsfan1
Dusty old bones, full of green dust
Junior Soprano
2:46🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:06
God he is so based
0:11 I remember as a kid I used to quote this part every time my mom made me breakfast, always drove her nuts😂
2:01 Dale seems to know a bit too much about that,
1:01
You'll never know if you're attractive it's up to a man to tell you that now you keep eating and I'll tell you when to stop. Lol if only I had the courage to post that on my Facebook.
This is a great show to watch when your high lmao
1:41🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grandpa of WW2
What happened to all my SHIN JELLY?
Pop Pop like grandson
X-Files anyone?
Good memory.
Sorry for what I did. Sorry for what I did.
OOOOOOEE! FEISTY!
Ohhhhhhhh--Weeeeeeeee! Funny as hell!
0:45
I can see Cotton voting for Trump (or Biden).
They’re both too left wing for him to
lol. He wouldn't say that about Trump.
Definitely Trump because Trump is the MAN of the country. Fuck the liberals. Fuck Obama and Hillary.
He wouldn’t vote for someone who dodged the draft and for someone who keeps his mouth shut about his buddy’s bounties on their own soldiers. Don’t disrespect Cotton g
@Lee John You mad as fuck, liberal. You and the Democrats can eat shit and be ass kissers for life. We Republicans don't put up with your whiney liberal laws. Fuck you too!
1:41
2:44 I just heard the Captain Mcallister aka Sea Captain laughing in background . From The Simpsons..
King Of The Hill Shins Of The Father Episode Contains Some
Suggestive Dialogue
Infrequent Coarse Language
Moderate Violence
And Sexual Assault.
2:17 he didn,t put his foot on the brake to start it up
You didn’t have to with cars back then
Artie... the strongest man... In the world..
Thatherton!
I definitely love the girl at 2:56
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1:02
1:34
0:45
Am I the only one who secretly wishes he had a grandpa or dad like Cotton? For all his flaws, he is just too charming and energetic and... frankly right.
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