Lex Luthor Is Dying
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Lex's love for kryptonite has an unexpected side effect. Is Superman to blame? Is Batman richer than him?
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Lex: "Kryptonian lives matter."
Superman: "Oh sh*t! He really is dying."
It's like his safe word to let people know when he's in real danger 😂
Aw, I got it to 1K but as soon as I went to put a comment someone disliked and now I’m number 999😢
@@richardmiller7705that always happens to me when I like a comment and I go into it or refresh
I feel your pain 😢
Lex should have realised he was getting sick, right when he started balding. Especially that was so after he stayed long hours in the presence of a glowing radioactive rock.
Yea but nowadays balding happens for a variety of reasons, like being irradiated, or training so much you become god...
Didn't he lose his hair over an explosion? Or was it stress?
@@meyes1098or being evil lol
@@mr.knightthedetective7435 It was superman he burnt off his hair with his laser vision.
@@doomed89you're actually part right because in the original comics superman blew chemicals back into a school and there was a student still stuck inside that room his name was lex Luthor
"He BOUGHT cancer?!"
-Batman
Ra's Al'Gul ( That's right Lex you keep Smacking them Cheeks and I'll keep Paying you Cancer enslavement Pennies ).
Fr he carries that around 24/7 like it’s his phone
What no he doesn't that's what the kryptonite phone is for
Madame Curie: "Am I a joke to you!?!?!"
In the com ics he had a fucking ring with it
If he injected into him I wouldn't be surprised
The Kryptonite is his phone case.^^
The smartest man in the world does not think a glowing green rock might be radioactive 😅
It's not the idea that it was radioactive that eludes him, it was the idea that it would kill him that he couldn't grasp. Just look at how the demon core was handled. A literal nuclear weapon handled by hand.
Yet he was smart enough to tricked Superman to took him to hospital, since Supes is social JUSTICE warrior xD
Most versions it doesn't cause cancer for some reason that universe it does
*second smartest.
His ego blinded him
"Kryptonian lives matter" Lex really trying to gain Superman's favor
cancer is willing to go for the kill
Well it worked, didn't it? Lol
@@ChineduOpara Yeah, the man who usually tries to KILL OR DISCREDIT HIM is kissing his butt.
I mean, his beef is with Superman, not Kryptonians.
@@Sorain1 He dislikes *ANYONE* who he sees as a significant threat, obstruction, or even dead weight, super or otherwise.
Crazy how a alien that’s basically a god couldn’t defeat Lex but cancer does
Cancer has free reign to murder people
Superman could beat him in all physical aspects. It's when it's not socially acceptable to do so is when Lex Luthor wins.
Superman doesn't kill, cancer does
No joke Lex Luthors lawyer must be the richest sob in the dcu
To be honest, I expected Luthor get cancer from Superman's x-ray vision with this thumbnail
"Is that day when all people drowned and Lex got away"
I died at this line
Fun fact: this actually happened in the comics, and even though Lex can cure cancer, he decided to instead clone himself and put his brain in the clone.
Because Lex just has to be extra like that.
That actually sounds like something that could be ridiculously profitable. Not as a mass market thing, but imagine how much you could charge the rich for the chance to swap out their old body for one which had lower mileage.
He also did that because he realized the clone would have hair.
@insignificantgnat9334 the brain would still be old so odds are you'd buy yourself a handful of extra years provided you had no neurological disease
@@internetjerk2839 Neurons don't age, our body does, if you put your brain in a younger body your nervous system would become "younger" as well. Only problem is the physical capacity of our brain which is like 200years old, so without brain extension an average person could only repeat this process around 1.5 times, considering they do it at the latest possible point
@@motivatedpotato6604eh, there's no such thing as time-based brain capacity. Our nerves are perfectly capable of forgetting.
Lex Luthor is way too stubborn to die
Outsource it to a computer
Dang, found this video at 9 seconds, loved the part where lex Luther got cancer.
Why must bad things happen to good people?
@@TheUndeadHumor Because he wasn't as vaguely, mega rich as Batman.
@@TheUndeadHumorgood question!
The answer is:I HAVE NO IDEA!
That's a Horrible things to say...and i would mean it to if Lex was not a Massive piece of Shit.
"Lex, you made us reference an awful game."
"I'm evil; that's what I do."
😂🤣
Instantly blaming your opp for having cancer is absolutley wild😭😭😭😭
1:00 He can't afford one but he can definitely build one
Damn! Even Lex's cancer isn't that lethal 1:44 😂
Well, Lex got what he deserves🤣
“Hello sir do you know what speed you were going” was the point I broke I’ll be honest
That's deadpool levels of shitpost omg I love it
All he had to do was not be racist and superman will care
"Wait a minute, explosions kill people!"
1:28 how is he drunk if he’s falling?
1:34 EFAP’s Klunk talking about Man of Steel
I respect if you get that deep cut EFAP reference
Still loved how this scenerio was foreshadowed way in advance in a crossover episode between Batman and Superman.
So since the clipboard hurt Superman, does that mean the clipboard is as strong as Superman
Anyone else REALLY glad he said "spoon" there?
Yoink, let me file this one under contingency plan.
💀
I think Lex also injected it directly into his veins.
So Supes can stop a nuke whilst drunk on purple, but he can't stop a regular missil...oh I just referenced it too. 😂
"Let me file this under 'contingency plan'."
I hate how good that Kevin Conroy model is.
So did Batman want to know Lex’s net worth to prove to the others that he’s richer than him.
Bat theamed gadgets are a sounder investment than schemes to kill Superman it seems.
Justice Lobotomy
Morgott: i have some wonderful news. The trailer of the DLC will soon be revealed
"How could I conveniently forget about the Shapeshifting member of the Justice League?" Because he rarely uses his powers?
Mr. Krabs vs Superman wow this have been before he opened the Krusty Krab
"kryptonite only slightly weakens me lex
,its radiations affect you,not me lex
You should have seen it coming lex
NOW YOU HAVE CANCER, *LEX*
Wow, Morgott makes a guest appearance without his horns, and is now a gorilla with a bulbous skull. Sweet!
I always thought kryptonite should hurt normal people since it glows and radioactive 😂
In an episode with the kryptonite dragon they said the previous owners of the statue died of radiation poisoning
If Superman was like this i would actually like him
I mean, if villains just go start onlyfans- well I could only imagine how many would join Harley Quinn. Hell Lex would certainly raise a lot.
"Logic checks out" made me spit
yeah this is exactly how i remember this episode going
0:47 Huh, it is now occurring to me after two decades that may be the same Kryptonite used in Batman Beyond.
batman saying yoink healed my soul 😂
How can he acepte the phrase krytonian life matter from the only guy who litterally has a problem with krytonian in general
The brain monkey part was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while.
I love how you are basically abridging all the JL episodes
First time clicking on your channel and I caught a 1 minute old video
You want to know why Batman is smarter than Lex? He kept his radioactive green space rock in a lead container.
I mean, in Smallville, it did a little more then give people cancer, lul.
This was literally a plot element back in the 80’s Superman comics. You know what Lex did to solve it?
He heckin’ amputated his tumorous hand and replaced it with a cybernetic prosthetic. Pretty sure he still kept the kryptonite ring too.
Remember that time he constantly injected himself with Liquid Kryptonite to the point that he gained a fat fetish and locked lips with Amanda Waller?
CALL MORGOTT NOW! THE ELDEN RING DLC TRAILER IS OUT!
The shadow of ze erd tree trailer is out nowz
When Superman said it’s been 2 minutes and 2 seconds I had to check the timer on the video and he was right on the dot.😂👍
"I'm too short to die!"
Solid JJ would be proud
Dafuq, Humanoid!? You're better than this!?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The funny thing is superman once challenged lex to cure cancer in the comics to save someone's life and he did it to spite him.
Wow, voices are pretty spot on. AI?
Yeah, Lex Luthor trying to cure cancer by literally buying it and subjugating it to his will sounds like a very Lex Luthor thing to do.
the ssktjl reference is wild but true
Wow now there will be kryptonite cigarettes
Eager to see Mohg and the other demi-gods react to the Shadow of Erdtree trailer!
The doctor is Patches in disguise isn't he?
Holy Christ in heaven this video is 24k gold.
wtf what is this Justice league abridge or something. awesome.
Why didn't he make himself a Metallo body?
Did you just use text to speech with voice change for this video, or did you actually get the cast of justice league to do this video?!
Kevin Conroy is dead
They could've just sent the Flash to run so super-duper-maxi-extreme-ultra-fast and snatch that rock out of the past or something, but he was too busy drinking soda
that, and the Flash sucks, and his net worth is about 23 dollars, and whatever money his friends happen to have on then at the time.
2:33 i think he already has cancer considering that he's bald
Was it really the kryptonite though? How many times has Superman x-rayed him? 🤔
Lex net worth is gone after he realize he went to hospital in America.
Looks like your ai voces for Elden Eing has some new life breathed into them considering what just released today
That game is so bad it broke the 4th wall.
Funny as Always
But Luthor once had the cure for câncer,isn't?
Huh
I thought he is Lex Luthor
bruh u just nerfed lex's intelligence tho
Well Lex is shredded, though cancer is going to take care of that.
You got yourself a new subscriber! 😁
Based Ultra-Humanite.
"My crypto!"
Doctor: The bad news is you have cancer.
Lex: That's bad.
Doctor: The _weird_ news is that your cancer has superpowers.
Lex: Sweet. I have superpowers!
Doctor: No, your kryptonite induced cancer tumors have superpowers. Individually.
Lex's Tumors: Urrrghh... _power_
Lex: ... this is weird.
@@Domyboltfg No, it was his cancer. Lex's cancer cured Lex of his cancer and gave Lex cancer superpowers.
WAIT is the cancer curing cancer actually a thing(?), unironically that's one of the theories of how curing cancer might work, sounds dumb and funny.
@@jackson3475 I was joking about it with my comment, but technically yes, cancer can cure cancer. It has to be different cancer though. Or it could just overdrain its own supply and die out.
It is, in theory, capable of hurting normal cancer; by just doing to cancer what cancer does to the human body.
The problem is creating a cancer you can control, isn't capable of metastasis, is invisible to the immune system, and is hungry enough to drain the original cancer of its resources.
That’s what chemo therapy is@@jackson3475
@@jackson3475 You're thinking of hypertumors, where your cancer gets cancer and dies, and yes it is a thing, but usually it doesn't happen until the tumor is already big enough to kill you, but it is one theory for why bigger animals are sometimes more cancer resistant (since they can survive bigger tumors)
I guess Batman doesn’t have to worry about Lex Luthor being richer than him. He could only afford a small piece of Kryptonite
Bruce literally has a meteorite plus extra in storage in the bat cave
Canonically Bruce Wayne is worth about $100B. About the same as Tony Stark.
Plus, you know plenty of lead lined storage, doesn't have to take it everywhere he goes.
😂...quite too much..@@blairbrown4812
@@protorhinocerator142 How much is Batman + Bruce Wayne worth though? I doubt Bruce let property value assessors into the Batcave while they were assessing the property value of Wayne manor. The man is committing tax fraud by undervaluing his property.
Superman being a cop kills me 😂😂😂
Only if you have an acorn
The phrase "You Think This Is Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League" has killed me💀😂😂😂😂
"Lex you made us reference the shit game, how dare you" lmao
Like how it killed Batman...
or did it?
Right. Lol
But I still enjoy the game tho.
@@Redhead-pf8le "I'm evil. It's what I do."
I expected Luthor to bust out his new line of sneakers with gold spraypaint on them for only $399.
"It means you are dying... of cancer."
"Don't worry, I have a plan."
"Does it involve having Brainiac taking over your body and curing your cancer while turning you superhumanly strong until the time he takes over your body?"
" ... well... no? .... maybe."
"Wait, explosions kill people!"
I am dead 😂
I can't believe Morgott subscribed to Lex Luthor's OnlyFans
*Mohg.... Wait. I think it's both.
The funny thing is, aside from the part with Morgott subscribing to Lex's Only Fans, is that this is pretty accurate to the actual Justice League episode. Lex really didn't consider that being around so much Kryptonite might cause issues for him.
Being forced to remember the new Suicide Squad game is literally the most thing Lex could have done
Most *evil* thing is what I assume you mean?
@@garbowler5202Or just the most thing.
"This is your fault!"
How on earth is this, in any way, Superman's fault?! You carried this radioactive rock in order to kill him!
Superman is alive. Therefore Lex had to have the Kryptonite to kill Superman. If Superman did not exist, Lex would not have needed the Kryptonite in the first place. Ergo, this is indeed all Superman's fault in the first place.
I mean of Superman's planet hadn't exploded Kryptonite never would have ended up on earth therefore its all Superman's fault how dare his planet explode!
Classic narcissism
Typical supervillian reaction. Blame the hero even in those cases the hero was trying to help. Livewire is an example. She was holding a consert or show and deliberetley ignored the dangers of a lightning storm. Even if the lightning was channaled thru Superman to her it's her ignorance that led to this. Luthor was already involved in criminal activity and treeting people like tools and Superman saw this and to Luthor was an obstacle and his actions and dangerous use of technolagy' sciance and criminal tactics led to this. You can blame uther people for your problems but in Luthor and uther villian's cases they have themselves to blame thru thier actions.
Because lex is an idiot, simple
2:17
“It lit up the whole floor of your building like a disco ball”
😂
When i found out clancy brown voiced Lex i thought to myself, "Yet another amazing actor I didn't realize played an iconic character" 😂
Lol this channel has inspired me to rewatch the entirety of JL and JLU haha
They're great!
Honestly, same here. I'm watching the 4-part season 2 finale today.
Do not forget the the 5 fatal movie haha
Batman "Yoink,Let me file this one under a contingency plan"🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:57 I honest to god thought Superman was going to say "Let's get you to a hospital... Is what i would do if you weren't such a piece of shit"
2:54
Never thought I would hear Superman say the word "ow".
Must have been all that latent kryptonite radiation just leaking of Luthor's body
He's too nice.
@@booyah344
He is more Kryptonite than human now.
I say ow even when I’m just surprised and not hurt
1:21
He is to dangerous to be left alive!
Oh hey vilgax
@@blueraccoon1088 hello there. What sub?
Lex really thought a radioactive rock wasn't dangerous 💀
Bro is reaching Reed Richards levels of smart, revealing his advantage to Wanda 😂