Ill take off-brand Aziz over standard model unfunny Aziz any day. The only time Aziz has been funny IMO was when his white knight ass got pound metoo’d
Well Andrew even said in one of his stand-ups that he would try anything once. And when his buddy said he *knows* he doesn't like dick, Andrew clapped back and said "oh you KNOW? So you've tried it and made the conclusion it isn't for you? Because you can't know something until you've tried it"
I don't know if this was the intention or if other people caught it. But Andrew Shultz was the guy saying outrageously gay things and everyone blamed it on the bald guy😭🤣 actually hilarious how he can minipulated the conversation that well
I'M GAY, trust me that guy is me when I was in the closet. No straight man would care about a shirtless guy, but when you're trying to hide you like it, you run!
And he's italian. Homosexuality is super taboo in their culture where family, marriage and the church are super important. There has to be a lot of repressed homosexuality... a friend of a good friend of mine could never tell his family and only realised it after 6 years with his girlfriend who he was planning to marry. :(
Lmao he goes "come., neal down tell me ur story" an then takes his shirt off.... I was dying. Im watching this drinking my coffee an spit it out cuz i couldn't stop laughing my ass of this is gold...✌
This dude came in to make fun of akash and got ganged up by all 3 instead lmao. People who make fun of others D are the ones who are insecure about theirs.
xgull after exactly. I’m not that old younger than most on This podcast I imagine. Yet my whole life no one has had a problem with me saying it in a non negative fashion.
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That poor Jersey Shore background actor seemed like he wasn't accustomed to be picked on by a bunch of guys. It was all good natured, imo, but he was trying way too hard, poor guy. 🤦🏼♀️
"You take the batteries out of that..."
2:05 I NEARLY DIED, GOD!!!
@@lurned7816 no
It was a size joke
Meaning his d is as small as a battery
akash k.o'd pete with that one ... im still laughin
Man got bathed in salf after that one
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bruh the battle between off brand Aziz Ansari and a retired Jersey Shore cast member.
Psychopunk XXX 😂😂😂😂
That's his less famous cousin lmao
😂 your ridiculous bro ahha , Lmao its off brand Vinny
Ill take off-brand Aziz over standard model unfunny Aziz any day. The only time Aziz has been funny IMO was when his white knight ass got pound metoo’d
The Premium Pete Show aziz ansari isn’t funny besides for that it works out
Should be titled "3 dudes roast insecure Italian homosexual"
pete tryna defend his ego, arkash defending himself and gave pete so many opportunities to drop it but pete ego wouldnt let him stop lmao
Aakaash*
Am i the only one who thinks pete was a little too hurt from the burn akash delivered
Deva Ki Adaalat he felt that shit too deep!! Pause lmao
The battery one?
pete tryna compare his d to a remote akash burnt him with the battery comparison akash the goat for that one LOL
He wasn't use to a group raggin on him like that
Yes u are the only one
Loooool this was hilarious, loved it specially because of how comfortable Andrew is with his sexuality, as opposed to Pete 😂🙈
Well Andrew even said in one of his stand-ups that he would try anything once. And when his buddy said he *knows* he doesn't like dick, Andrew clapped back and said "oh you KNOW? So you've tried it and made the conclusion it isn't for you? Because you can't know something until you've tried it"
Who cares one way or the other. He's funny af, and he says shit all in good fun. I couldn't care any less what anyone does in their bedroom. 🤷🏼♀️
I think he's jealous or envious cause of all the attention Lisa Ann was giving Akash that day.
we all know he wants to sit on Andrew's *MOUF*
“You take the batteries outta that” sent me. 😩😩😩
They didn't even gave him a chair 😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
How is the Italian dude the quietest in the room?
Che cazzo
because he didnt have a chair or mic
Italians don't play that gay shit or ex cons.
Is he really Italian? I'm new haha don't know much
Lmao sit on my mouth, I started dying when you said that
@@nosta5457 technically you start dying from birth.
Don't forget that.
XaXa ooooo ahhhhh pass the joint ok?
bruhhh Andrew and Akaash r the ultimate brother from another mother :D
FFS I thought this was a tutorial....
Same
Now I'm none the wiser
Measuring with your throat lmfao
Andrew “Wait for It” Schulz
"WAUR FOR IT.. WAIT FOR ITT" 😂
I don't know if this was the intention or if other people caught it. But Andrew Shultz was the guy saying outrageously gay things and everyone blamed it on the bald guy😭🤣 actually hilarious how he can minipulated the conversation that well
Its called friendly ragging in Indian colleges😂😂😂
yooo, the video ended for me when mans said “you take the batteries outta that” 😭😭😭, like I could feel the burn through my screen hhahhah
13:47 Pete legit be hatin on aakash. Andrew stood by Aakash. Mad respect.
Ong pete was being so insecure 😂
The voice crack "I do mMaY" 😂@8:20
I'M GAY, trust me that guy is me when I was in the closet. No straight man would care about a shirtless guy, but when you're trying to hide you like it, you run!
clark whitehead yeah right that guy is so insecure if you are straight you don’t care
And he's italian. Homosexuality is super taboo in their culture where family, marriage and the church are super important. There has to be a lot of repressed homosexuality... a friend of a good friend of mine could never tell his family and only realised it after 6 years with his girlfriend who he was planning to marry. :(
absolutely.. the Haggard's Law - The louder and more frequent one's objections to homosexuality are, the more likely one is to be a homosexual.
Siddhartha Patki Their is no science to knowing if a persons gay. It is so damn noticeable when a guy likes dick
@Average Mo I came out when I was 24. Pretty late sadly. Are you gay to?
It's this dude a comedian? He looked like he didn't know how to react or take the gay jokes lmao
he's a podcaster, not a comedian
We used to have basically the same conversation with new guys in the Army and they all reacted the same way.
I saw the title and went like "Oh no you didn't "
Telling a joke that makes everyone laugh hysterically during these podcast must be equal to a cocaine high.
These guys are so stupid and funny 😂 😭😭😭😭😭😭 especially Akaash and Andrew
Rest in peace Pete, no coming back from that roast
This was like watching that one guy in the whatsapp group get roasted lmao
@@randallgyebi978 fr i started to feel bad for Pete lmao
This was so painful to watch😂
I wish i had friend like andrew
Lmaoo this man really said Alhamdullilah Alhamdullilah
That boy got roasted So So bad 😂😂😂
Imagine getting roasted for 16 mins straight.
when andrew went to take his pants off, i about dieddddd. got wayyyyy too fucking excited.
Lmao he goes "come., neal down tell me ur story" an then takes his shirt off.... I was dying. Im watching this drinking my coffee an spit it out cuz i couldn't stop laughing my ass of this is gold...✌
I love how awkward he got
Yo Andrew was oding 😭 them shoulder grabs woulda got me tight
Premium Pete is like y'all's Rich Voss.
He switches up on everybody for a laugh lmao
all indians sound like aziz?
It felt like I was waiting for the video to start the entire time
This dude came in to make fun of akash and got ganged up by all 3 instead lmao. People who make fun of others D are the ones who are insecure about theirs.
I got anxiety watching this episode! Everyone’s talking at the same time
akash killed this dude
This ep should be renamed to roasting pete
Why was he going after akash. Schulz was all over him haha
Real boys back you up LMAO
That batteries burn was brutal.
That guy is so sensitive about his sexuality ahhaha
You guys tag-teamed him and mugged him so bad..... he never had a chance!! hehehehehe
This conversation is so disrespectful to Cormega.😕😔😠😡🤬
9:28 was when akash told andrew to take his shirt off !
“Are these mics actually good that they can hear me?” 💀
I see you on every video. True fan 💪🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿
Bruh Flagrant 2 been on a roll recently keep up the good work
Pete got roasted so much
Aakash's killing it as always
Pete won't be coming back from that roast, only coming OUT
(I'm a comedian now)
Measuring in milimeters makes it sound bigger
I use my arm but hey, that's just me.
Watch Andrews hand from 9:37 lol 😂 he look like a fiend
shulz: pete's so gey
Shulz: continuins making gay jokes
Akash got the BDE
RIP Pete 😭
Just because he has italians parents he thinks he can be an italian lover?
Wtf you weird bitch? He can love whatever culture he wants
@@kevinblack7125 if you have black parents, can you say the n word?
Rudrax Hem everyone can say it
@@crunch9876 yeah sure but depends on the context you use it in
xgull after exactly.
I’m not that old younger than most on This podcast I imagine. Yet my whole life no one has had a problem with me saying it in a non negative fashion.
my guy pete said Alhamdulillah (thank god) in arabic and said it was a prayer 😂
The little guy is like a indian joe pesci
😂 roltf!!!
I can not WAIT for you to come to Houston!
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That was a great joke bro. Did you learn that from another drummer?
As a matter of fact, i did.
I'm sad benders isn't on anymore, but damn do I love these clips! Lol
Edit: I died when Andrew started taking his shirt off 😂
If it fits in a toiletpaper roll and you can see it on the other side, it's good enough.
I thought he had a white shirt on before too! I had to go back to double check... it was black🤣
I played this at work and the first thing he belted out was you got 10 inches? 🤦🏽♀️
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Aakash on fire
Bruh, this is gold. Lmao 🤣🤣😂🤣
Y'all made this man start blubbering
Why didn't I know about this podcast funniest shit I've seen
They KILLED him
LOVE YOU ANDREW
It would be a pleasure to get roasted by Andrew Schulz in the front row
Damn i thought that was David Ortiz
They roasting tf outta pete damm 😅😅😂
I'm pushing 5.1 inches.
That poor Jersey Shore background actor seemed like he wasn't accustomed to be picked on by a bunch of guys. It was all good natured, imo, but he was trying way too hard, poor guy. 🤦🏼♀️
lol.. at first i thought that was Paulie Malignaggi
Charlie Park 😂😂😂😂
damn it aint jokes they really bout that gay life 😤
So hilarious!
“And then well use it as a sandwich and eat it”😂😂😂
Son pete was mad fucked up😂😂😂😂😂
Ben baller did the chain 💀
Premium double chins is more like it....
Grow that beard out son.
*PREMIUM PETE*
Is this what guys night out is like?
Lola Lilac this is exactly what guys do, then go have a drink. Nothing taken to heart
The buble gum joke is underrated ...just cus its 1v3 , pete had to explain the joke , which ruined it
We all know this you on a phony account Pete.
@@jacobsenske U understand I pointed this joke only , cus it was the only good insult Pete had....which akash couldn't reply
@@jacobsenske 😂😂😂
waiting for the trident condom to drop
I love your videos, and i have grown to know them by your picture in the thumbnail, when i see that i click. No one reads the titles.
pete getting bullied
I believe ass to ass is called a "Moon landing"
Did him dirty
That's regular pete for akaash
Andrew need some sun😂