MESSED Up RIDDLES Your Smartest Friend CAN'T Solve
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- MESSED Up RIDDLES Your Smartest Friend CAN'T Solve
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Who else can't tell the difference between a alligator and a crocodile
Me
I think a alligator have U shaped nose and a crocodile has a V shaped nose
I know the difference
A aligater is lager in sized and a crocadile is smaller ( true facts
BaltoTheWolf idk
Matt: "I can teach math"
Everyone: "No you cant"
Matt "1x2 =1"
Everyone else: "Yeah, no you cant
12:46
BEASTLYBOSS What does that spell? MEME!
I was hoping he meant 1 squared😂😂😂
@@MrPee4you omg lol I see it too xd
69 likes, huh? I'm not gonna be the one to ruin that.
124533554233 and
Matt: 1 x 2 is 1
Me: ... 😂😂 sure 12:50
Watching in 2023, he never gets old absolutely adore Matt
1 times 2 is 1
Dangmattsmith
-2019
Omg this is the most likes I got
Kai236 the riddle really meant that you times each number by itself
Maureen Minder ok
Kai236 *bruh*
its 2
@Baryk 10
You must be really fun at parties
no one:
Who has been here before 2019???? lmaoo
scft6abe
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None
me: orders merch
me on christmas: opens iphone 11 gift
mom: reads shirt
me: *... BASS BOOST INTENSIFIES*
Yaes
😂
GOOD ONE!
XXXMemoriesXXX we have similar profiles x3
Are you being rude
Merry Christmas DangMattSmith
Who else hyped for Christmas 🎄
Me!
Me caz my name jeeeeesssfffffffffffffyyyyyyyyy
I did the woah for Christmas
I love Christmas!
🎵Deck the halls, with boughs of holly,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la...🎶
After all, it’s the most wonderful time of the year!
A time to spend with family, open gifts, etc.
But most importantly:
Celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.
(You either believe or you don’t.)
(Try to) have a great day/night/holidays, everyone!
Love. Hope. Peace.
It's February -_- 2020
_get that out of here-_. dang Matt Smith 2019
10/11
1:49 “I guess I don’t love llama’s as much as I thought” 1:53 *takes deep breath, remembers **1:57** I love llama’s!* 1:57 Moment of silence...😔😢
AND HOW WAS THAT NOT AN ALPACA!? 🦙
Matt: I got no friends ahaha.
Reaction Time, AzzyLand, and Infinite: *ArE wE a JoKe To YoU!?*
Lol!
Lol
Loo
A good substitute for kill:
Game end.
12:38
Matt :
What is missing
Also matt : MY DAD
I FELT THAT 😭😭
Completed 14.5/25
Points:11
Total:19
12:48 “Wait 1 x 2 is 1! Yeah I could have taught math!”
Me:
Hah! I’d finally be smarter than my teacher!😅
@Noah VanderKlok yeah I heard that too and I was like “you mean one squared is one...”
Noah VanderKlok you’re wrong
Teresita Plevin, youre right, I am smarter than my current math teacher:)
“You can live 2 years without being kidnapped” - Dangmattsmith 2019 😂😂😂
I no you. Familar diamond
Isabella Pauley i did though
Jkkkkkkjkujijijkj,jkujkkklikk
Koi,
OK lol
4:06. Add a “NOOOOO” to that.
Me when I find a spider on my pillow
Noooo
Lol
I used to not be able to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator but apparently now I can
8:01 IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Leojosueandarianna The crazys I did to
Really you're just going to have to say that
2:40 it can’t carry a child and the dad at the same time
NeonThunder PLEASE SUB TO MY CHANNEL!
Moody Potato you think I’m finna sub to yo gacha life lookin ass
MSN_Clout x you are dumb
Yeah cuz according to what the text said.
2 child:1 adult
So one adult and a child would be a bit to much weight for the boat
That is so funny
" It's 1 because 1 times 2 is 1. "
- Dangmattsmith 2019
Copy my comment then
Copy my comment then
dangsmith never said that.
@@finnharper8673 didn't see
@@yusufdadkhah7561 yh he did
I love watching your videos
*Title:* How did she survive
Me:hOw DiD sHe FaLl???
*Riddle logic is real*
“1 times 2 is 1”
- DangMattSmith
Omg i know I paused to se a mesege like this
Fred Wilkins Jr he said 1
1 times 2 is 1 - dang Matt Smith
Crazy how a tiktok ad from you popped up when I first clicked on the video lmao
They have to be 0 or so people to be a good man 503inches a new person who is 0 or a person who pays attention
i love it if you say get that outtaa here
Who has been a huge fan of Matt before 2019
👇🏻
I just subbed to him today
"Don't hate, congratulate! " ~DangMattsmith
It says translate to English so your not English lol
@@nurseallison09yh lol same for md
“which state does the amazon river flow?”
me: in amazon.
Hello There yo my soulmate
Weird. There’s an Amazon HQ in England. (Ik this is a joke don’t come @ me)
irk
lol
@@WOW-ho9lv -GETS R/WOSHED
I like that he says get that out of here
“You can live for 2 years without being kidnapped “ 😂😂😂💀
Ya mean babynapped
OHHHHHH
Yeah ive done it.....(¬_¬)ﾉ
Yes because I’m 8 and I’ve been alive for 9 year’s
@@mikeldpete7 When your 14 but have lived for 15 years be like: :/
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
6:23 what if you run out of water
Same
Matt, you and I were practically the same person through 8:18 to 9:56. LOL
"1X2=1."
-Matthew Smith 2019
The one that did not say the answer was 12+5+3=20.
I like lions
It's 36 lmao
Me:You can still like llamas
Comments: *YOU CAN’T*
Me:😭
JadenStiles you cant
I mean can
@@erisholmes5501 j
Matt: I love llamas i know this one.
Matt: *Gets it wrong*
Matt: guess i don't love llamas.. :o
I like PLATYPUSES! lol (idk if that’s the PLURAL of platypus………….? lol)
My favourite animal is lion,tiger, cheetah, cougar,bear and panther! Like the comment if you love these animals too! 🙂
👩🍳👩🍳👨🔧👏🦶👉🤞🖖🤟👍🤲🤙✌👆👊😤
I like sun bears
I like POLAR BEARS
Animals are cute
Lydia Amarin I love those animals
Matt Smith:I don't deserve these glasses
Glasses:you don't want me fine*hits on head*
Matt Smith:ow
OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@TyTy-bb6uq XD
🔔jinjjhjjjhjjjjjjjj
Lol
I got ir
Bruh for the zombie door it says “There WAS a zombie” lol
subject redrum stolen
IAmHorizions this isn’t stolen are you just one of those idiots who go around checking people? Fuck off dumbass
I got it correct 36 is the answer to 7+13+16=N
Ex.
7 + 13=20+16= you put first
6
Next 1+2=3
So the Answer is 36 cause why?
20
+16
____
36
no one:
matt: “you can live two years without being kid napped”
Hi
We are all kidnapped
our real house is our moms stomach lol
I survived 9 so yes you can
And I'm 9 and still not kid napped
Y’all kids out here
Matt: i dont deserve these glasses
* hits himself in the head with them *
5 mins later
Matt: oww
Aaron Feinstein ?
I better not be the only one who researched if alligators can actually live for 2 years without food.
I thin you are
oh wow
@@myrealnamewontwork man that's amazing that he can do that
The answer in the 3:55 is 20
Cause 12+5+3
Yeah I'm a teenager but I already know the answer it is 20 why?
2+5=7 so you put 7 close to 1
17+3=20
3+7=10 you put 1 to the 1 so it will be 1+1=2 you put 2 to it's a first number so it will be 2-0 Answer:20
i love how he says "GET THAT OUTA HERE
Me too
But.......
I know
Me toooo
Video: What is the main reason for divorce
Me: Cheating
Video: Marriage
Me: Awwww shieeeeet 😵
Ha
Oof
1253
12:50 “1 x 2 is 1”
-danattsmith 2019
Whats 1x1x1x1x1x14x5
jvien williams 70 and lmao SkufF_Fresh 1
ETN diamond uhm you mean 2
Li Vingston what 2?
I LEGIT PAUSED THE VIDEO AND HAD TO SAY IT OVER TO MAKE SURE I WASN'T TRIPPING
I love kittens and I love puppies and frenchies as well❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
12:50
Matt:1x2=1
Also Matt: I could have taught math!
IKR I’m like hold up did I hear that correctly
2x1=2 lol
Midnight Violex I was looking through the comments to see if anyone was going the mention that😂😂
1 x 2 = 1
-Dangmattsmith 2019 his words will forever go down in history
Is it for joke 1×2=1 because the answer is 2
Oh saw it he has to see the vid that says 1×2=1
I passed my multiplecation
10:36 Matt points to the screen like we could see it 😂🤣😂
Ok soo
As if it's the only time
Happy new year 🎉
Dangmattsmith: “ .... riddles only your genius friend can solve.”
The title: “ .... riddles your smartest friend can’t solve.”
Isn’t that the same thing?!😂
Basilicanrobin Nope, different
Well.......Yeah but really it does not matter🔳
Rabbit
Dangmattsmith: I Love Llamas
Also Dangmattsmith: (Fails on Llama Question)
He loves llamas but he is dumb at doing llama questions
Oops I forgot to put the difference
🤣
陈龙 I like your videos they’re super cool
Do ya I understand hello or no but I love poo
P a little more than I ftg
“That thing looks old, it looks tortoisy, I think it’s a tortoise.” 😂😂😂
What the hell
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it looks like you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑♉♍♒⛎♋♑♏♏⚵⚺⚸⚷⚵♓♑♏
Don't worry I will be your friend Matt We will all be there for you
It’s scary how most of these riddles involve murder or kidnapping😳
I- it’s the creators cry for help help them
Don’t lie who’s watching while reading comments?😅😀💯
Me
When you actually knew the battle king richard III died
what!
noob
It’s a CROCKAGATOR………………….? lol sorry……….… idk?? ❤
Thumbnail: SHE FELL 20 FLOORS ! HOW DID SHE SURVIVE!?
Me: she turned off fall damage 🤔
TUFU so true
True
Me: she was on the 1st floor :>
Me again (reads it again)
Matt: 1×2=1
Also Matt:
I could've taught MATH
No it's two
1x2=2
@@brodymclarry333 yeah
1x2=2 not 1 you dummy
@@PickYaPotnaUpp I already said that
My favorite animal is a foot because it sticks to you and dies with you lol
Lol
I love foxes so much 💓 and dogs
4:06 me when I find a penny on the floor
That is me too!
XD SAME WITH MY SISTER
Can I get something for free at get that out of here merch please
Hiiiiiiiiiii
IEMH’s Final Days ?!?!?! Kk,km,kkkkk
All his funniest kids test answers videos finally paid off
12:50 "1x2 is 1, Ay I could've taught math." Smh matt but you did say just kidding so
Frankie Saick PLEASE SUB TO MY CHANNEL!
I was hoping someone would comment about that. Lol
I’m smarter than dang Matt smith
Nobody:
Matt: One times two is one.
Also Matt: I could’ve taught maths.
Markiplier: Yeah, this is big brain time.
😂😂😂
No u need to learn math it was one to the second power or one squared which is 1x1.
lol
Sean Roblox master I’m in high school. I know what exponents/indices or whatever you call them are. I was making a joke. 🤦♂️
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
"1x2=1"
-DangMattSmith 2019
rrr Kakkar hmmm... maybe he can’t count
4:06 when I get an My first A+ in class 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2asrfftttfaA
Thank you for cheering me up
Matt: These questions aren’t even hard, you just have to think logically.
Me, getting all of them wrong: 😕
1 times 2 is 1
@@uwayemwenidukpaye4778 slightly funny.
I got a lot of them right in my head and very little when saying it out loud because I doubted i know the answers. I forgot what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.
It was 1 squared which =1
ikr easy
when he said “we got everything” do u have my dad
@Arden Gallagher Lol wtf. You said that's good like that doesn't even make any god damn sense like *BRUH*
@Arden Gallagher are you saying is good that my dad left me?
Same come back dad 😢
You Garbage😆😆😆😄😁😃😀
This is how many people like dogs
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I do
Sorry I’m a car lover
No I am a cat lover and dogs are bad
Bro u good fr😂
Mom: *buys me a LEGO set*
Me: 4:12
"1 times 2 is 1 i could be a math teacher"
Students: "what"
Lol that's what I'm saying
they were squared😭😭😂😂
LMAO I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
Anyone else think the sums were easy or was it just me?!?
Comment below
Yeah same
Yep
You can not be the only person to do this because I know that I can do that
Lol the funny part is when he see he knew about llamas and he guessd it rong lol
Dangmattsmith: "I'm just gonna go with the surfer."
Me: Which one?
Same
Same
Horse
We are not talking about 🐕s
My favorite animal is your mama
Your bed is lava
5
4
3
2
1
Nah bro I ain’t that gay
?? How does that even make sens😂😂😂😂
S T O P I D
O
Dude u scared me bro 😝
Batyav d
12:50 he said, "1 times 2 is 1."
Then he said, "I could have taught math."
Ikr xD
12:50 he said, 1 times 2 is 1. Then he said, l could have taught math.
Taylor Anderson why did u just copy the comment?
I thought 1x2=2??
Dog
My favorite animal is a Lynx
Also love your videos.
my favorite animals are dogs cats and rabbits and watch out for the Coronavirus
Yeah
The corona deos less damage then the flu I should worry about the flu it kills more people than the coronavirus each year
@@teejwifeno Coronavirus is worse than the flu
My favorite animals are dogs and fish
I watched out from the coronavirus
I actually learned that Matt is a little colorblind. Who knew? 🤷🏻♀️
No he’s not
@@cedejelly1675 with all due respect, i think he is. During the color test he has some difficulties reading the numbers shown. I saw the numbers clearly and i watched it on my phone. Again, i could be wrong but that's what I'm getting when i saw that part.
Amber Godspeed I’m pretty sure that only colorblind people can easily read the numbers...
@@firewolf595 I honestly don't know how to reply to your comment because it seems like you've never taken a colorblind test and don't really understand how it works.
Amber Godspeed I’ve taken plenty.
“1 times 2 is 1”
-DangMattSmith 2019
Sean Lu he stupid it 2
Rapidz _ Kaye you’re stupid, it’s “he’s stupid, it’s 2”
Sean Lu 2020
My favorite animals are puppies sloths and kittens 🐈⬛
"That's crazy that a crocodile can live 2 years without being kidnapped!"
-dangmattsmith
James Hooper PLEASE SUB TO MY CHANNEL!
Moody Potato shut up
Uhhh u mean without esting?
27
It's just like
there is a lot of holes in the guessing room
1.the ninja might be friendly
2.crocodile haven't eaten for 2yrs so he' s dead
3.even tho its night it might be still hot
Erkhes Nadmid ahem. It was an alligator 🐊
an allagator can survive 2/3 years
Matt: I have no friends... Me: I'll be your friend!!
Matt: Someone else be my friend!
Me: ;w;
9:56 then tap 9:49 then tap 10:02
Who else is scrolling down while watching 😂
Shirley Robinson I am
Me
Who isn't?
me
Me lol
This is how many times he says get that out of here
👇🏻
I’m a kid but I got all the answers correctly🙂
Amazing
Me too!
Im a kid too
Me too 😍🥰
Knuckle head
My favorite animal is a kitten