SNL moments that made me eat at Terrezano's

you're just a loser who could never afford to eat at Terrezano's so you made it your pathetic life's little mission to destroy the people who can.....uhh stop yelling at me... I can't be yelled at...my dad was a really messed up guy...he was really messed up but he would never do THIS to me....not in a Terrezano's.

[@miascissons8031]

*im a Terrezano's girl*

[@erinmckenzie8268]

Im more of a Domenico's girl myself✌️

[@benswindlehurst1857]

Is your dad a messed up guy?

[@danielm8759]

What if I told you, you weren’t eating terrezano’s and you where actually eating a domino’s pizza?

[@benswindlehurst1857]

@@danielm8759 she’s 50% Italian so she knows about pizza

[@poserose5373]

Real talk here am I the only one who thinks that they were really cute couple.

[@jackehboi23]

My dad was really messed up; but he would never do this to me, not at a Terezano’s!

[@maxwkh]

“What’s in the fridge Jason?”
“Nobody is”
Always gets me! 😂

[@mrfrogkingg]

What sketch is that?

[@jayupstateny13650]

@@mrfrogkingg chance the rapper pop tart sketch

[@jayupstateny13650]

I watched that sketch when it first came out, I didn't remember it as that funny, that was excellent.

[@julietteferrars7739]

okay but am i the only one actually scared of the almost pizza sketch?

[@bubbles_beauty1531]

"if it was pizza it would just say pizza"
😂

[@watermelonspice513]

Bill Hader is rly hot in that sketch

[@heidiosborne6638]

@@watermelonspice513 more like in every sketch...

[@somethingstupid1075]

no you absolutely are not the only one

[@hoover728]

The ending of the full sketch is the best part, especially since covid.

[@kerryegan3091]

“Why is there duct tape around your fridge door, Jason???”

[@thrill-ertime1793]

What skit is it called?

[@kerryegan3091]

@@thrill-ertime1793 it’s called Tasty Toaster Tarts

[@usedforks]

What's in the fridge Jason??
*N O B O D Y I S*

[@lonelydonut7924]

goes perfectly with a cup of Domenico's coffee

[@zacyakimenko242]

I clicked on this because of the title alone. Not at Terazano's!

[@heyheytaytay]

The inside joke about the Chantix bit is that the real drug actually HAS had cases of people becoming violent while using it to quit smoking... XD

[@maddymccarthy4581]

Terrezanno’s sounds like it should be in kitchen nightmares lmao

[@romxxii]

"I can forget the fact that I don't even own an iron" -- I feel personally attacked by Bobby Moynihan.

[@grapejuice3988]

Somehow all the clips were the same vibe and matched the title

[@Texmexgarcia]

I need a brownie husband in the shape of bill hader

[@indigofox8718]

SAME

[@Ducktective-]

Same but like with John Mulaney

[@kettle_of_chris]

"Why YES I did get highlights! Thank you for noticing!"

[@LadyBaldy]

The title of this video wins the day

[@calebk9111]

Okay you win this is the best SNL compilation title 🙌

[@calebk9111]

And I loved seeing how each clip echoed different elements of the original Terrazano's sketch. Brilliant work mate

[@CharlieAnnTDote]

@@calebk9111 Thankss

[@graceklingler9865]

What’s in the FRIGDE Jason?
*nobody is*
What do you mean nobody

[@markalexander3659]

Need an answer ASAP: Is Xanax For Gay Weddings safe to take with Heroin A.M.?

[@CharlieAnnTDote]

of course it's safe!

[@markalexander3659]

@@CharlieAnnTDote Oh thank God! I was worried it was gonna kill my Cocaine PM buzz

[@abigailsalmanac]

What do you mean *NOBODY?!*

[@zachf632]

The editing of this was really great

[@yokaijem]

Vanessa Bayer deserves more attention 🙏🙏

[@chloe_montoya7282]

Is this wine even real
Ma’am you ordered a Diet Coke
Then why am I buzzed 😂

[@dankcutter9200]

The title had me laughing.

[@MatMcB]

Not at Terazano's!

[@samanthajames2470]

Y'know id actually get that coffee maker!

[@Ghost_in_the_Rain]

"I oughta beat the DEATH outta you..."

[@jopa1328]

i ought to beat the death out of this video for tricking me into thinking terrezano's wasn't just pizza hut in disguise...

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

The title of this video is incredible

[@myajanette]

I’m so glad that we’re talking about Terrezano’s it doesn’t get enough recognition😤

[@rachelmoore1996]

My favorite Almost Pizza! It’s just like real pizza save for a few key points!

[@kennabee8558]

Funny cuz my parents are currently on vacation without me

[@caoimhedee]

quite a few of these revolve around food or medication… you good bro?

[@CharlieAnnTDote]

i mean look at the title

[@kettle_of_chris]

You got mad editing skills! Thanks for posting!

[@daelen.cclark]

“There IS NO terrezano’s!“

[@AdamLolerz]

Terazano’s

[@tetrulz]

Lmao the title tho.

[@justalex3525]

Cocaine PM actually helps me relax.

[@raullruizz3883]

oh lordy I must be in heaven!!

[@nothingtoseehere7554]

yay, appreciation for tasty toaster tarts!!

[@jonajager635]

Good clips.

[@CharlieAnnTDote]

thanksss!

[@lilitv4104]

thanks for the great content

[@d3335]

I’m proud to say that I am one of the 1.4K subscribers 😘

[@CharlieAnnTDote]

Thank you!!

[@gking8945]

What’s in the fridge?
Nobody is.

[@rubya.p4437]

1:25 what skit is that?

[@CharlieAnnTDote]

it's tasty toaster tarts!

[@jamesruble72]

The title!!!!

[@DWPersianExcursion]

Can't get into Dorsia?

[@NotAPorch]

IM A TERREZANO’S GIRL

[@timothy2204]

I subscribed cause the 100% was just sad lol

[@carolinasilva-qf8iu]

Idk why it's always either jason or bill playing kristen's wife

[@thomashughes_teh]

At Starchbuds my name is spelled Gee and pronouced Zhi.

[@joonbee]

that Starbucks one was funny until it wasn’t

[@raullruizz3883]

You recommend it?

[@dawsonroots8904]

Could someone help me out because i Dont know what the one at 1:40 is called.

[@RatWizaard]

I frogor to subscribe, next time for sure

[@ericsarchive7718]

Even with Hader and Wiig, I was longing for Lovitz.
Does Lorne need a wellness check?

[@justjkhad9575]

I subscribed

[@CharlieAnnTDote]

thanks!

[@toddbloss]

videos that end too seoon

[@iamrobbyd]

THE VIDEO NAME-

[@Cosmocarreon3045]

1:03 ok I have a feeling that those kids are also on heroin because ain’t nobody that excited to go to school

[@denisecontreras1635]

I dont live in Dixon but I am sure you know some places that are good. But those health care workers at ksb go to Gerry's Pizza its pretty good. One coffee 5 creamers.

[@buamp8186]

buamp

[@Wubbazt]

WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@denisecontreras1635]

Lucas make Shrimp for Michelle and hope she feels better or get some good pizza for supper you guys work hard too.

[@denisecontreras1635]

you want good pizza go to Gerry's pizza in Rockford Il. Or you can go to Nunzios as it is good too. MMMMhmm. Both are good!!!

[@gemstonerose4648]

What's the jason sketch called?

[@Ducktective-]

It’s called Tasty Toaster Tarts, I think

[@denisecontreras1635]

Did you go to golden chopsticks

[@devenestes3234]

Am I the only one who thinks Adam Driver and the Domenico’s sketch is better than Terrazano’s?

[@denisecontreras1635]

chance and Justin cool and you know Post Malone and Paul MCcartney Ringo Starr and and I cant cook but I gotta eat lunch

[@Che_mo80]

Wtf is up with all the sketch hopping?

[@johnmycroft3065]

This show has sucked for 25years

[@theodorelaval1133]

um... fourth?

[@theodorelaval1133]

Oh I guess it doesn't work that way.

[@slantia5]

@@theodorelaval1133 Not at a Terrezano's.

[@davidmack4495]

dislike....quit bouncing around from sketch to sketch...

[@summerdemster8771]

First

[@jogarcia4068]

Only disliked because you are so desperate for subscribers , you used some video time to put yourself in. Other than that vacantes from snl were good and this compilation rocked

[@CharlieAnnTDote]

well, those 5 seconds in a 10-minute video totally mean I am desperate right?

[@ProHobbyjogger]

@@CharlieAnnTDote And your percentages don’t add to 100. You’re practically a Nazi.

[@AlexandreSaintMartin]

@@ProHobbyjogger :DDDDDDDDD

[@marium1980]

Second

[@austinmurray3234]

Third

[@thewickedzaku]

Ima "its not pizza" pizza kinda girl