Go See Shane Live in WI / ME / MA / NY @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live in ST. LOUIS / GASHVILLE / PITTSBURGH @ mattmccusker.com Go See Shawn Gardini at Cap City in Austin Texas on Jan 24 if you'd like @ www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/245733
Crazy to think of the alternate universe where Shane actually worked out, studied the playbook, and started for Army as an O Lineman. Gets signed to a practice squad for a good team, a bad team picks him up, he plays 2 seasons as a backup and rarely sees the field. He’s made pretty good money, but is very bad with his money. Now out of the league and full of angst he becomes a small time gangbanger and then gets thrown in jail for the rest of his life. Crazy man.
Does anyone else have to watch these twice ? I’m always playing Xbox or working while it’s playing so I get to listen to it twice and hear new shit both times it’s awesome
Seeing Cole Beasley, exactly my height, same type of humor, with the nervous legs going half the time. In this podcast and made me love him. He’s an absolute DAWG!
Every so often Shane and others drop these bits of insight into their childhood traumas. Remember when Shane tried to play soccer with a friend and Phil chased him into a field and beat him? Soccer's gay.
Just broke things off with my girl so you're not alone. I'm done with watering myself down for some chick. I'm working on me, mentally and physically and investing more into myself and finances. Nowadays I'm not sure we need them anymore. Just gotta find a regular booty call now to get the poison out every now and then.
@@bananasandpissit is pretty funny to be like “sorry tuts I’m off to bigger and better things” then mere hours later arrive at and comment on this podcast
Born, raised and still live in Buffalo. I’m glad we had Beasley when he still had gas left in the tank. He was amazing to watch. He was like another Stevie Johnson for us. Kinda sucks PC culture of the NFL intertwined with his vocal opinions on Covid kinda outted him from the league/bills. Shoutout Shane. Awesome that he’s a bills fan. Proud of my little city.
Fr fr been going through some shit lately and the Dawgs have been there to make me laugh and bring light in these dark times. Praise be God and much love to the Dawgs!
I was at the second show in Peoria and I have to say Shane is the goat of comedy. I've never laughed so hard in my life. I can confidently say he is funnier than Dave Chappelle at the moment.
Glad Cole got to vent near the end there, not usually that kind of podcast but I'm sure it felt good to put some of that out there. The amount of pressure he must've felt during all that junk had to be insane, especially with a family to worry about. Dude has some brass ones.
Cowboys fan. Beasley was one of my fav low key players when I was younger!! Always knew he was one of the boys!!! Wish y’all asked more football questions tho!
Ikr, Beasley was one of the best slot wideouts around, miss him from his days in Buffalo, he really helped Josh out of a lot of tight situations, lol, ...great dude, awesome athlete. Good luck whatever you do, Cole!!!
Peoria is my hometown. There's truly no greater hive of scum and villainy on this earth. I moved down Nashville way over nearly 7 years ago thankfully Go home every year, and shanes' description is spot on to a T.
Tazewell County native here, Peoria used to be a city to go to if you needed to do some shopping, get a good meal, or enjoy nightlife. It's now a total shitshow and I avoid it like the plague.
Walmart self check out attendant has the hand held device that shows exactly what each register is scanning. Now whether or not the do something about it depends on the employee/store but they definitely know when people steal
Go See Shane Live in WI / ME / MA / NY @ shanemgillis.com
Go See Matt Live in ST. LOUIS / GASHVILLE / PITTSBURGH @ mattmccusker.com
Go See Shawn Gardini at Cap City in Austin Texas on Jan 24 if you'd like @ www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/245733
Sensational
Beasley has the dumbest and silliest political views. This guy would burn books lol creep
{ Egypt > India > Sumer > Persia > Judea }
* Atum = Atman = ANu = Ahura = eh.EL.ah
* Ra = Maya = uRAsh = Mazda = asheRA
* Set = Vishnu = Enlil = Mithra = Ha.Metatron
* Asar = Rudea = Ea = Ahriman = Ha. Satan
* Horus = Kartikeya = Marduk = Zahhak = hal.EL
* Akhenaten = Brahma = Atrahasis = Zarathustra = Avraham
* nb.r.dr = Kalki = Ama gi = Asha Saoshyant = Yeshua Ha Mashiach
Shane come to buffalo
If y'all don't get the nelk boys y'all are so gayy
Shane didn’t rent a house, he rented a corner of a Hampton inn lobby. That’s a Dawg move.
Damn I can’t unsee that lobby
All new construction in austin looks like that.
Chicken tendiessss on speed dial room service for the dawggg
spot on observation brother
If the fireplace mantel wasn't slowly accumulating forgotten bullshit, xbox controllers, and major awards, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
nothing like a new episode when you’re about to binge an oldie
Yes sir!!
New year new dawgs
Lol same. Was about to load up the Gerbiesburg Address
Just finished soders latest episode and refreshed my UA-cam and saw this. Our god is an awesome god.
When are you not watching the dawgs? Alwayw playin in the background at work
Shane: "Why don't you hangout with us"
Matt: "Yeah come chill"
Cole: "That's why I hit you up buddy"
*Friendship unlocked*
Crazy to think of the alternate universe where Shane actually worked out, studied the playbook, and started for Army as an O Lineman. Gets signed to a practice squad for a good team, a bad team picks him up, he plays 2 seasons as a backup and rarely sees the field. He’s made pretty good money, but is very bad with his money. Now out of the league and full of angst he becomes a small time gangbanger and then gets thrown in jail for the rest of his life. Crazy man.
He would’ve gotten in with Aaron Hernandez for sure
It is crazy, spending time thinking about alternate universes.
Are you from that universe? You went so specific.
@@glandhoundWait until you meet a quantum physicist. You'll find yourself on Shutter Island. Lol
How great is our God?
The way Shane is desperately trying to steer this away from a WARMODE convo 😂
I don't think he gives a shit. He's openly said that War Mode is the only podcast he listens to. Dawg gets his news from Billy and Spud
Hes trying to stop it from being that episode matt did with that crackhead duncan trussell
@@randylahey5463 for real Billy and Spud are slowly making Shane question all of reality 😂 love those two
@DatBoi-mo9vc lmaooo. Duncan is goated tho
@@DatBoi-mo9vcthe disrespect to Duncan cmonnnnnnn
It’s crazy how similar Cole and Spud are. We need that crossover
Havent seen it but so glad to hear spud is like a nfl receiver who is white
@@davidcagle920 He’s better.
@@Adhnjfdeegnj dudes a wizard about history but doesnt realize it
I swear to God I looked at the pic and was like oh o connor is the guest.
I too noticed they sound almost exactly the same lol
As someone from Peoria, Shane summed up the city perfectly. We can only hope they paid him enough to come back
Spot On account of Peoria, IL. Bloomington Resident, grew up just West of Peoria and I never go back.
Could be Mendota 🤷🏼♂️
it truly is awful
Home of Richard Pryor bout it
@@theinc1776Sam kinison also grew up in Peoria.
“Every set of tunnels I know has had something terrible in it” - mentions the Underground Railroad used to free slaves😂😂😂
Severely disappointed that Shane neglected to mention that the name of the Peoria mall was "Twin Towers Plaza"
That's where he went? I was praying to God his big ass was walking around Northwoods mall!
NEBER FERGIT!
@@philtrout4129 If only. I only know because he opened his show with "Twin Tower Mall" jokes
Never forget……. It was once thriving
@@philtrout4129Operation Northwoods baby
I love that in consideration of Cole becoming an official Dawg, in all seriousness, Shane's first question: "Do you play video games?"
Thank you Father God
how great
In the name of The Father The Son and The Holy Spirit 🙌🏼🙏🏻
Father dawg
What a blessing
Logos is rising
Just finished Theo and Shane’s podcast together to get this notification. God be blessed.
You spelled Theodore wrong
Stuff island today too. We do not deserve his grace
@@losethOS88 You spelled Theodawg wrong
Was he wrong when he said we can sit here and do anything and they will all be like “this is groundbreaking” lol
Same😂
Shane's look at the camera before he dropped Cold Beasley was pure gold 😂
Gold Beasley
Shane’s description of Peoria couldn’t have been more spot on
Shane is using his fame exactly how it should be used, to chill with some of his favorite athletes. Thanks to the shaman and the absurd raunchy dawg!
Cole is going to shit himself when he finds out how much the dawgs is making a month from the Patch..😂
How much
Bout tree fiddy
@@CLlNT0N_BODYCOUNT_RESSURECTEDenough to move like five people to different state
Over 4 milly a year dawg, bet the taxes hurt a lot of that tho
The podcast has 68,694 supporters with estimated earnings of $191K - $479K per month
Cole I’ve lived in Buffalo my entire life and grew up a bills fan. I’ll always be thankful for your time here, we love you
*UNBELIEVABLE!* The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again!
Waited my whole life to have Shane shit on my home city
2 episodes of Shane in a day, literally just finished watching the theo von this past weekend pod and now this, my day is complete
I did the exact same. Good day to be a dawg
*cumplete
Lol same
The theo one was funny
when the timing is just right .. theos pod was wild going from topic to topic 😂 Can’t wait til Matt’s on there
My 4 yr old son and I were watching the Times Square NY countdown when they cut to the 2 guys kissing. My son shouted "Eeeww! 2 Daddies!!"
Never change, young bull, never change.
that was a great burn on Schultz during the draft Kings ad read
I am a fan of the Cowboys, I was sad to see Cole leave and thought it was a mistake. He's a great player and I wish him well. Nothing but love.
It’s a real knife fight out there
NFL careers are short, gotta get paid where you can.
Was looking forward to him being a Giant this year, he's the one short white WR Bill Belichick couldn't get his hands on.
Dallas sucks and Beasley is a dork
@@Cabbagebandit Dallas does suck
Does anyone else have to watch these twice ? I’m always playing Xbox or working while it’s playing so I get to listen to it twice and hear new shit both times it’s awesome
Thanks for making my favorite podcast guys, and thanks for being civil while in my city
You must not know about War Mode.
Seeing Cole Beasley, exactly my height, same type of humor, with the nervous legs going half the time. In this podcast and made me love him. He’s an absolute DAWG!
Every so often Shane and others drop these bits of insight into their childhood traumas. Remember when Shane tried to play soccer with a friend and Phil chased him into a field and beat him?
Soccer's gay.
Cole was the man. He had hands.
Fingers too!
@@lukekelchner5471legend has it, he also had feet
Mmm, nice. @@apicaboo
No humility or brains. He's screwed in the real world.
@@apicabooperhaps maybe toes attached to those feet? 🤔🤯
Was pacing the kitchen looking for a DAWG treat when I seen the new video what a blessing
If I was ever falsely accused of a crime I did not commit, I would hope to god I had the shaman by my side to defend me.
9:30 Shane having to reel it back from the "it looks like you fumbled your baby" after matt started saying it was fucked up was so funny
i can’t tell if matt is just being nice or not because that is absolutely hilarious
That was an amazing diss, sometimes the haters get the home run.
The intros are always legendary. Also best way to end the day with the Dawgs
Truth. Wish they would bring back Action Bronson for the Outro though.
Just about to start work after a phat argument with bby g and this has resurrected my spirits
Just broke things off with my girl so you're not alone. I'm done with watering myself down for some chick. I'm working on me, mentally and physically and investing more into myself and finances. Nowadays I'm not sure we need them anymore. Just gotta find a regular booty call now to get the poison out every now and then.
@AnxiousStacker you stay in there brother! You gotta wrangle the old lady back in! Show her a real alpha and put her in her place
@@AnxiousStackertmi
Anxious stacker considering you’re already oversharing on UA-cam comments about working on yourself, I’d say your girlfriend is WAY better off
@@bananasandpissit is pretty funny to be like “sorry tuts I’m off to bigger and better things” then mere hours later arrive at and comment on this podcast
8:58 💯💯Cole
Edit: Can’t lie telling Cole Beasley he fumbles his baby is top shelf comedy
Seeing Matt laugh literally cures depression.
and possibly cancer.
@@viktorsincic8039making me feel less gay for sure
@@Nasty-Nate-gh4it Making me MORE gay for sure
dude what!?? cole beasley!?!? let’s gooo bless all you dawgs🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽been watching dude ball for years this is crazy lol
shane and matt were basically in the nfl at this point. COMPTON - BEASLEY - MCCUSKER - GILLIS - DAVIS
Thats gonna be the olympic flag football line up
I'm surprised they haven't had Gabe on yet
Oh it’s a comin dawg haha it’s a comin
Born, raised and still live in Buffalo. I’m glad we had Beasley when he still had gas left in the tank. He was amazing to watch. He was like another Stevie Johnson for us. Kinda sucks PC culture of the NFL intertwined with his vocal opinions on Covid kinda outted him from the league/bills. Shoutout Shane. Awesome that he’s a bills fan. Proud of my little city.
Stevie Johnson > cole
That CB highlight reel actually got me fully hyped
When you crush the theo shane pod at work, and are sad its over, then get home to blessings such as this. Praise be the dawgs
Thank you Father God for blessing The Dawgs, Yung Bulls, The Mm GoodBoys and the Bros with another episode.
someones proud of their big wood circle. the camera framing on this ep is insane
Goddamn it now I can't unsee it
Big wood circle sounds like an euphemism
guardrail and the black oyster are still the 'producers', what do you expect?
What an amazing guest. Never heard of him before now and he seems like such a genuine, great guy! Awesome show!
Im glad Cole is still alive, idk how without the shot, a walking miracle
Superior athletic genes and 5’8”. Everyone knows midgets can’t get Covid. C’mon dawg
Matt and Rogan too. I guess they just build different..
LeMaire’s laugh in the background makes the pod 100x funnier 😂
Reminds me of a certain catholic ginger fella with a gambling problem
"This isn't Your Mom's House"
He's the Black Jew. Some would say, the original Jews.
Top background laughs in podcasts:
1) Nadav from YMH (formerly)
2) LeMaire Lee
3) Ben Avery from Tim Dillon (formerly)
@@nickmeyer238 do you mean, Ori-jew-nal?
Fr fr been going through some shit lately and the Dawgs have been there to make me laugh and bring light in these dark times. Praise be God and much love to the Dawgs!
I was at the second show in Peoria and I have to say Shane is the goat of comedy. I've never laughed so hard in my life. I can confidently say he is funnier than Dave Chappelle at the moment.
meat rider alert
edit: upon op edit, I retract statement but leave as proof
Funnier than Dave rn, sure, nobody was funnier than dave at his peak.
Dave fuckin sucks
dave chappelle doesn’t try to make jokes anymore so it’s not like shane has to try very hard. 20 years ago though no way
Chappelle sucks at podcasting. Shane is goated on and off stage.
Damn we got ourselves a Tier 2 Red Power God for this episode.
1:11:29 the look Shane gives Gardini after Cole made that noise was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
This guy reminds me of if O’Connor was a super athlete
Haha dude spot on dawg. I rewatched one of the Conman’s pods and you hit the nail on the head
So hyped off this intro. I like to imagine this was the one intro Shane personally sat down and did
Shit got me sayin he top 10 all time
@@ryan70100he is a revolutionary
I ammmmmmmmm!!!!!
@@ryan70100 Moss who?
“Does this pay pretty well?” Bruh they have like 86,000 members on patreon…
Beasley is so unassuming. He doesn't seem to be too flashy and loud. Nice dude.
As a life long Bills fan, this is a big day for me
Blessed be the dawgs
Got off work this morning at 7:00, listened to Theo’s pod with Shane, then went to sleep, now I wake up to this? How great is our Father God?🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
I walked out of my room threw in my laundry came back and shane was still shittin on Peoria😂😂
I didn't even know he was coming to IL and now I'm pissed that I missed it.
Cole vibes surprisingly well with the Dawgs. God bless
Am I missing it?? LOL How is no one commenting how funny Shane's subtle jab at Schultzy boi during the ad read 😂😂😂😂😂
I think my favorite thing about this podcast has to be the fact the wires are all over the place it makes me feel like I’m in my room😂😂
The thought process behind NOT putting the wires under the rug is wild to me. This is 'new money' at its finest.
wow what an absolute dawg this man is. i said wow he's such a dawg.
Cole Beasley is a D.A.W.G.
Sweet baby jesus thank you for saving Matt and Shane and their Secret Podcast how grateful am I
Cole Beasley hitting the podcast circuit
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Beasley is the man. Get Gabe on next!
Another shining example of how self confidence can be useful or completely ignorant. Shane is a funny comedian.
This is pretty sweet
Cole Beasley went to the same high school I did
Didn’t know Beasley was a dawg!
Butterly roasting Gardrail on dadmeat was tuff 😂😂 pest with the crowd
Glad Cole got to vent near the end there, not usually that kind of podcast but I'm sure it felt good to put some of that out there. The amount of pressure he must've felt during all that junk had to be insane, especially with a family to worry about. Dude has some brass ones.
Cole Beasley is the man
The dawgz have blessed us once again.
Live cast UFC Tourny with Cole and all the boys? A battle for the title of Father God.
I had to go to the dentist today for some fillings and boys let me tell yall i love that dang gas. Floating, fuzzy hell yea
Cole Beasley supporting the good old digicam uniform is incredible
I've been ot of oldies , couldn't be happier this dropped!! Praise the Dawgs
Blessed be thy dawgs
Coaching 8 year olds has never sounded more fun 😂
One of the best intros of all time.
“I aaaaam uh revuhlooshinair!”
Shane's gotta finish the whole phase "underage drinking" when talking about trouble he got in. Can't only say the first word.
He said underage I said pause.
Shane being the devil in black and Matt being the angel in white unintentionally adds another level of greatness to this episode.
Shout out to Cole for staying strong through the covid madness
Never clicked faster. Love bease. He’s the man. Killer rapper for a white football player too
On top of that. One of best slot receivers cowboys ever had.
The Paytch from this episode is so much better lol
Hitting right as I’m about to cut this fruit for my second job blessed be the dawgssss
Gotta have Gabe Davis next!! Inshallah god bless the dawgz
Cowboys fan. Beasley was one of my fav low key players when I was younger!! Always knew he was one of the boys!!! Wish y’all asked more football questions tho!
Ikr, Beasley was one of the best slot wideouts around, miss him from his days in Buffalo, he really helped Josh out of a lot of tight situations, lol, ...great dude, awesome athlete. Good luck whatever you do, Cole!!!
Watching this before the Divisional game is getting me pumped up. Beat those Chiefs. Let’s go Bills!!!
LAD DAWG reporting for duty! 🐶✊🏾
Do use a favor and permanently clock out.
@@charlest5604chill bro, it’s not that deep
It is a blessed day my dog brothers
Peoria is my hometown. There's truly no greater hive of scum and villainy on this earth. I moved down Nashville way over nearly 7 years ago thankfully Go home every year, and shanes' description is spot on to a T.
Yeah unless you’re rich, a junkie, or a criminal it’s a pretty shit place to live
Tazewell County native here, Peoria used to be a city to go to if you needed to do some shopping, get a good meal, or enjoy nightlife. It's now a total shitshow and I avoid it like the plague.
As a lifelong Cowboys fan, we love you Cole Beastly!!🙌🔥
Hey Shane, Richard Pryor is from Peoria and Honest Abe has some history there as well. All due respect from the Midwest.
Abe was gay
Damn dude is Cole regarded?
Shane dropping a lot of MDE jokes in this one. Love to see it.
I want him to guest appear on Fishtank so bad.
Played against Cole in both sports in HS and he was an absolute beast.. especially at basketball.
Walmart self check out attendant has the hand held device that shows exactly what each register is scanning. Now whether or not the do something about it depends on the employee/store but they definitely know when people steal
Do you think all the white WRs in the league have a secret group chat? Talk about a rare breed