Mike The Ruler and Asspizza: How To Be Cool Teens | Fashion Bros On Complex S2 E10

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  • Опубліковано 12 лис 2014
  • On the tenth episode of Season 2 of "Fashion Bros," bicycle seat sniffer Lawrence Schlossman and human wart James Harris emerge from the anonymity of the Internet to hang out with Mike the Ruler and Asspizza and learn how to be Cool Teens™.
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  • @yungsherman6388
    @yungsherman6388 8 років тому +57

    I thoroughly enjoyed watching Mike waiting for Asspizza to answer a question so that he could say the same answer

  • @jzoomz
    @jzoomz 9 років тому +167

    mike the ruler's jokes weren't even funny and the guy was bursting out laughing like it was the funniest thing ever -____-

    • @AVA-wh3wz
      @AVA-wh3wz 9 років тому

      Tru

    • @carbonskateboarding5318
      @carbonskateboarding5318 9 років тому +8

      Justin Zumel real talk this video is hella funny

    • @deanxavier9552
      @deanxavier9552 3 роки тому

      i guess it's kinda off topic but do anyone know of a good site to watch newly released series online?

    • @raydencurtis249
      @raydencurtis249 3 роки тому

      @Dean Xavier Flixportal

    • @deanxavier9552
      @deanxavier9552 3 роки тому

      @Rayden Curtis thanks, signed up and it seems like a nice service :D I really appreciate it!

  • @777balenci4
    @777balenci4 Рік тому +6

    bro 2014 was a different time lol

  • @ColeDaCMNDR
    @ColeDaCMNDR 8 років тому +73

    4:30 "I've never won a fight tho" - Asspizza
    THAT'S WHY CARTI FUCKIN WORKED YOU

    • @ColeDaCMNDR
      @ColeDaCMNDR 8 років тому +1

      +Yoshi lays green eggs Ha! Well Kerwin definitely got worked and Asspizza kept throwing his arms up begging him to stop after one hit. Indisputable L.

    • @OxuPoxu
      @OxuPoxu 8 років тому +5

      +CGODCole I'm pretty fucking sure he said "I never wanna fight though"

    • @ColeDaCMNDR
      @ColeDaCMNDR 8 років тому +2

      He's the one who challenged Ian to a boxing match after they were talking shit, meaning he did want to fight in some capacity. I can keep handing out L's all day.

    • @OxuPoxu
      @OxuPoxu 8 років тому +1

      CGODCole This video is old as fuck and that happened like a month ago. The only one here taking L's is you for misquoting him.

    • @KjvYaBoii
      @KjvYaBoii 8 років тому +4

      he didnt have a reason to fight carti it was a him and ian situation. he found it kinda gay that ian brought other people into a personal thing.

  • @jbbbbbbbb
    @jbbbbbbbb 9 років тому +205

    "don't flex your parents money"
    the kid is 14 and wearing rick owens smfh

    • @jbbbbbbbb
      @jbbbbbbbb 9 років тому +11

      ***** Oh boy here we go. Go on, explain.

    • @estebandiaz2253
      @estebandiaz2253 9 років тому +15

      Theophilis was wearing asspizza in a previous fashionbros. He has money and he has contacts like Ian Conner.

    • @BrokeBikeMountain97
      @BrokeBikeMountain97 9 років тому +1

      Esteban Diaz He was referring to mike not ass

  • @rubartisaname
    @rubartisaname 9 років тому +25

    lmao at mike looking at everyones face whenever he makes a joke

  • @HKT100
    @HKT100 9 років тому +12

    "If you like sports, youre dad probably beats you...."
    Truer words could not have been said...

  • @julionavas9091
    @julionavas9091 9 років тому +14

    Dis guy Asspizza said "I am" as low key as possible 😂

  • @RizlaTakesOver
    @RizlaTakesOver 9 років тому +79

    asspizza is cool but you can tell miketheruler was raised by the internet smh

  • @chavo2k7
    @chavo2k7 9 років тому +34

    haha "fuck sports," these were def the guys left at the end during the kick ball draft.

    • @Halo3Legend11
      @Halo3Legend11 9 років тому +4

      I think that's you bro

    • @chavo2k7
      @chavo2k7 9 років тому

      Frezz nice burn

    • @loganwendt778
      @loganwendt778 9 років тому

      +chavo2k7 People like you are the reason they say fuck sports.

    • @chavo2k7
      @chavo2k7 9 років тому +2

      Logan Wendt I'm an open minded dude, and them saying "fuck sports" is just close minded and lame, i didn't come in trying to hate but their anti culture attitude for the sake of trying to be cool and edgy is just annoying

    • @chavo2k7
      @chavo2k7 8 років тому +2

      John Doe wow i think your insult just scarred me for life

  • @lilsquzisquirt
    @lilsquzisquirt 2 роки тому +7

    Miss this era

  • @Vamashara
    @Vamashara 9 років тому +17

    What i learned from this is that cool today is whatever that´s as far from cool as possible. This might just be peak irony.

  • @yaboidub
    @yaboidub 9 років тому +16

    Since when is fashion spending a shit load of money on shit everyone wears, these dudes are hypebeasts, they are not fresh, when I was in school you wanted to be different not a costume

  • @splotsify
    @splotsify 8 років тому +387

    Mike the ruler is literally the opposite of cool

    • @bigguccisosa8447
      @bigguccisosa8447 8 років тому +5

      fr

    • @darius123dx
      @darius123dx 8 років тому +1

      +Jack Gignac YO FUCK OFF

    • @lexar2058
      @lexar2058 8 років тому +4

      +Darius Johnson he steals money from his parents which he is literally people not to do in this video. He flexes his parents money you fool

    • @jayd4476
      @jayd4476 8 років тому +6

      +Jack Gignac thank you bro lmao. Yoo when a person lame asb but is gassed up to the max. The dude swears he knows bout fashion but was just put on.

    • @bgotsole9868
      @bgotsole9868 8 років тому +1

      you called a 14 year old not cool. lol you should really consider the depth of what you said... let me explain... HE HAS TIME TO GROW. HE MAKES MONEY AND BUYS WHAT HE WANTS. I just think you're jealous kid

  • @dereklansky7764
    @dereklansky7764 9 років тому +5

    i respect these kids man. Its inspiring to see kids my age come so far in what they love and progressing.

  • @SkillrSilvia
    @SkillrSilvia 8 років тому +197

    this is cringe

    • @user-kahsnani
      @user-kahsnani 8 років тому +8

      only thing that's cringe worthy is the fact that your whole family doesn't have leukemia yet.

    • @TristanGong
      @TristanGong 8 років тому +5

      +0283 “023082038203” 20392093 woah just take it easy, man

    • @TojoTv
      @TojoTv 8 років тому

      +0283 “023082038203” 20392093 shiet

    • @unaaaaaaa1934
      @unaaaaaaa1934 8 років тому

      shut up ray martinez

    • @Dukes87Productions
      @Dukes87Productions 8 років тому

      I love how cringe

  • @shifatsean2584
    @shifatsean2584 9 років тому +14

    I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ASSPIZZA HIS NAE IS AUSTIN

  • @nateratliff3718
    @nateratliff3718 4 роки тому +5

    2020. this is aweful

  • @putmeawayplease
    @putmeawayplease 9 років тому +30

    I was googling fuccboi to understand what it meant and somehow I got here from an article about them. I still don't understand what a fuccboi is, though.

    • @unaaaaaaa1934
      @unaaaaaaa1934 8 років тому

      +brokenupbeat are you spaceghostpurrp or his producer? I see you on all of his vids.

    • @EisenbergFlavour
      @EisenbergFlavour 5 років тому +2

      thank you for sharing your story

  • @SamJohnsonAZ
    @SamJohnsonAZ 3 роки тому +5

    I’ve attempted to watch this on multiple occasions and can never make it past the 3min mark

  • @austincole8428
    @austincole8428 9 років тому +10

    HAHA at least my cheekbones are on point

  • @carbonskateboarding5318
    @carbonskateboarding5318 9 років тому +3

    I wanna be friends with those two kids so bad the kid on the left is hilarious! Super chill kid on the right!

  • @gabe211
    @gabe211 8 років тому +4

    love this kids. they're hilarious

  • @skateboard446
    @skateboard446 7 років тому +7

    "Drugs and alcohol are wack"

  • @ben-ue1qe
    @ben-ue1qe 4 роки тому +6

    back when complex was cool

  • @sebastianmitchell8787
    @sebastianmitchell8787 9 років тому +1

    One of the best episodes

  • @gabrielosirosite
    @gabrielosirosite 9 років тому +1

    mike's laugh in 6:10 is so weird but im in love

  • @orbform
    @orbform 8 років тому +23

    "I never wanna fight" lmaooo

    • @Kendall_Rogers
      @Kendall_Rogers 8 років тому +2

      +illuminico he got his ass beat too

    • @chrisbawson9135
      @chrisbawson9135 8 років тому

      +platypus he only got punched

    • @jaacobi
      @jaacobi 8 років тому +10

      +platypus "got his ass beat" Bruh carti only landed one punch because his master Ian was too pussy to fight him

    • @palms666
      @palms666 8 років тому +1

      what's wrong with never wanting to fight?

    • @SkillrSilvia
      @SkillrSilvia 8 років тому +4

      +illuminico think he said "i never won a fight"

  • @Scareflum
    @Scareflum 6 років тому +6

    Dam tbh I remember watching this when I was young haha still into clothes but still can’t afford the garments I want lol I’m 20

  • @JordanTaylorvision
    @JordanTaylorvision 9 років тому +10

    I'm 38 and what is this?

  • @xlsubzero
    @xlsubzero 9 років тому +2

    Kevin got put on blast lmao

  • @CheapSushi
    @CheapSushi 9 років тому +1

    These kids were actually hilarious!

  • @mikemcpuff2315
    @mikemcpuff2315 2 роки тому +2

    this aged well

  • @lilsquzisquirt
    @lilsquzisquirt 2 роки тому +1

    It’s crazy how this was the same scene as valid like salad

  • @stoopid4355
    @stoopid4355 5 років тому +12

    Mike The Rulers tells a joke and then looks around for approval every time

    • @manny1659
      @manny1659 2 роки тому +3

      He’s 14

    • @stoopid4355
      @stoopid4355 2 роки тому +2

      @@manny1659 i was 14 when i made that comment 🤣🤦‍♂

  • @HugoHum
    @HugoHum 9 років тому +9

    Lmao these kids are hysterical

  • @emiliolara5459
    @emiliolara5459 8 років тому

    lol that kid in the beginning is the coolest

  • @okidot
    @okidot 8 років тому +1

    the internet is a powerful force.

  • @berlinwallneverfall1991
    @berlinwallneverfall1991 11 місяців тому

    YO WHAT, I FOLLOW THESE GUYS AND I HAD NO IDEA THIS EXISTED YOOOOOOOO

  • @BoutiqueTiger
    @BoutiqueTiger 7 років тому +1

    The part where they said drugs aren't for me 😂😂 tbt to being 14 y/o

  • @BoutiqueTiger
    @BoutiqueTiger 7 років тому

    Bro Tom Burkitt was one of the kid's selfies they roasted 😂😂

  • @edwardfelder6757
    @edwardfelder6757 9 років тому +1

    Honestly they just did their own thing and thats how they got big... they werent bandwagons. they didnt try to be Hypebeasts. they just did them. Other people can take their own route in life. everyone has their own opinion. IF you like sports go for sports you like fashion go for fashion. Damn

  • @bradensmith661
    @bradensmith661 9 років тому +124

    Why do people think they're cool...?

    • @SureGamer1
      @SureGamer1 8 років тому +42

      +Braden Smith mostly because they do what they want. Everybody wants to do what they want but cant really. There will always be an attraction to these kinds of people.

    • @coldg7461
      @coldg7461 8 років тому +10

      +Braden Smith because they are white

    • @tonyiommi8714
      @tonyiommi8714 8 років тому +19

      +Braden Smith So the awkward teens in high school are now the coolest teens?

    • @damnbro53
      @damnbro53 8 років тому +3

      Aren't these the fruity fashion kids that wanna be like ASAP rocky ? How do they actually get income ? Thats the mystery no hating just curious ?

    • @MashiroShiina
      @MashiroShiina 8 років тому +2

      they look like nerds tbh -_-

  • @klarkcent9566
    @klarkcent9566 8 років тому

    "i never wanna fight"
    "GET HIS ASS CARTI"

  • @JPFr3sh
    @JPFr3sh 9 років тому

    Okay...props to the homies, young guns bringin game!

  • @symmetricalfoundation8735
    @symmetricalfoundation8735 8 років тому +5

    Low Key everybody thats talk shid bout'em prolly wanna be them though

    • @johnporter1676
      @johnporter1676 8 років тому +4

      Live in a shit hole and have crusty hair ???

    • @TristanGong
      @TristanGong 8 років тому

      +Jaymes Cheek why would i wanna be a high school dropout whos gonna end up working for minimum wage in about a year?

    • @symmetricalfoundation8735
      @symmetricalfoundation8735 8 років тому

      Because he's making it work for him Tristy

  • @boglin
    @boglin 9 років тому +2

    you can hate all you want but they always look like they having fun, jealous

  • @skrtcobain1141
    @skrtcobain1141 8 років тому +1

    "everyone is quoting shit and i wanna be cool"

  • @SolesAndSwag
    @SolesAndSwag 8 років тому

    "as long as they're not a thot" BWHAHAHAH LMFAOOO

  • @originofdavid
    @originofdavid 2 роки тому

    Lmfao thus hilarious

  • @alexrobinson7127
    @alexrobinson7127 9 років тому +3

    yo mike youre herb word to if i catch you in soho im gonna bully you haha

  • @alterpathmusic
    @alterpathmusic 5 років тому +2

    This hosts are so uncool that it hurts

  • @lelaki88
    @lelaki88 9 років тому

    these kids are pretty chill not try to stunt or try too hard 8:05

  • @Voidmag
    @Voidmag 9 років тому +6

    They obviously spend their parents cash.

  • @dablacksquad
    @dablacksquad 9 років тому +2

    The funny part was the fact all these pics where taken from hypebeast forums hypebeast thread

  • @GooseBumppps
    @GooseBumppps 8 років тому

    Why doesn't this show still exist

  • @PINATACLUB
    @PINATACLUB 6 років тому +6

    4 years late but supreme been lame asf since 2014 now 2018 n it’s even worse

    • @MerpOT
      @MerpOT 5 років тому

      Heywood Jablowme nah supreme traaaash

    • @Larbioca
      @Larbioca 4 роки тому

      Cap

  • @robertzhang2608
    @robertzhang2608 9 років тому +2

    good ep these kids are funny as shit

  • @patzacherson
    @patzacherson 9 років тому +1

    This nigga said "finally bought the shoes after reselling his virginity" LMAOO

  • @22lagoon
    @22lagoon 11 місяців тому +1

    Talk about a time capsule

  • @12131AllDay
    @12131AllDay 8 років тому +1

    2:31... "We beg mommy and daddy"

  • @BubbaENT
    @BubbaENT 5 місяців тому

    New episode 2024!!!??

  • @MatthewHALO3star
    @MatthewHALO3star 8 років тому

    6:35 ha the guy on the far right looks so uncomfortable it's hilarious.

  • @shard1073
    @shard1073 4 роки тому +3

    2014.

  • @Basedzombies
    @Basedzombies 8 років тому

    "So if you had to fight you would? Of course!"

  • @robertoreyes2671
    @robertoreyes2671 Рік тому

    Legendary

  • @aldown
    @aldown 9 років тому +3

    I don't get it. I don't see what's special about these kids. They are kinda funny but not hellishly funny, they wear Supreme but don't have off-the-charts mad style. They are just typical teens hyped up by social media. Guess this is what future icons are made of: hype and kinda clever social media management. But, then again, I might just be a very old 26 year old.

  • @texashat485
    @texashat485 6 років тому +1

    Has it already been 3 years? 🦗

  • @killamikebgx3
    @killamikebgx3 9 років тому +5

    Yo y do they look like JAY & SILENT BOB

    • @M4TTYN
      @M4TTYN 9 років тому

      hell no! Michael Frausto

    • @killamikebgx3
      @killamikebgx3 9 років тому

      Hahaha okay.

  • @ejbthekid
    @ejbthekid 9 років тому +1

    I'm the same age as mike and I'm not even close to famous like him ...

  • @muchomojoman6599
    @muchomojoman6599 9 років тому +1

    Asspizza owes solepremecon $20

  • @gucciboxers4281
    @gucciboxers4281 8 років тому

    so funny 😂

  • @finnpittarmstrong7023
    @finnpittarmstrong7023 8 років тому +1

    I like these kids

  • @NickMaddox0
    @NickMaddox0 6 років тому +1

    Ass Pizza forsure is off the percs now

    • @Larbioca
      @Larbioca 4 роки тому

      NickMaddox0 I doubt it lol

  • @youngkeefstanka7822
    @youngkeefstanka7822 9 років тому

    Those guys are fucking brutal, they make me laugh.

  • @idcaboutirl
    @idcaboutirl 8 років тому +1

    telling people how to wear supreme? yea real cool dude

  • @AndyS52
    @AndyS52 9 років тому +3

    Always reaching for new lows

  • @dresdenblack3905
    @dresdenblack3905 5 років тому +1

    So they make money off being cool. And they're cool for making money. Genius

  • @13CL456
    @13CL456 9 років тому +1

    What the hell is this?!?!?!????? These are "Cool Teens"?? These dorks look like extras from the movie "Clerks" (Google it, kids).

  • @3sr966
    @3sr966 2 роки тому

    Goated

  • @spookybruv421
    @spookybruv421 4 роки тому +5

    This video is so cringe

  • @xavierf610
    @xavierf610 5 років тому +1

    FAILING UPWARDS BABBBYYY

  • @watermelons311
    @watermelons311 9 років тому +1

    these kids are funny

  • @gmixd3822
    @gmixd3822 8 років тому +1

    was dat yung weej

  • @jausmy96
    @jausmy96 8 років тому

    Someone's gonna have to explain to me how these people are "cool" because I have no idea why whatsoever. These dudes are only a few years younger than me and from the looks of this interview, in Toronto when I was growing up, they'd be considered losers. I never really got that whole notion of being tumblr/Instagram famous, yea you may dress "well" (subjective of course), but why do kids like worship guys like them and Ian Connor? I'm not hating, like you're free to do what you do, I just don't really understand it.

  • @julius7801
    @julius7801 8 років тому +3

    That Mike is the funniest teen on Earth

  • @anisahussein2056
    @anisahussein2056 Рік тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅

  • @Farbardda
    @Farbardda 9 років тому

    2:20 Thats My shirt :)

  • @IBelgianProductionsI
    @IBelgianProductionsI 9 років тому

    whats the 3brand mike said, the one after rick owens? acker..

  • @ashtonnajarian7549
    @ashtonnajarian7549 8 років тому

    yo theyre just doing shit they want to do. everyone's just mad they can't take a sharpie and doodle on a shirt and sell it for $200. I'm pretty jealous too honestly, but i don't have a right to hate

  • @rufus5208
    @rufus5208 8 років тому +4

    Everything about this video is cringe. And I hate the word crinfy

  • @pbkeeper
    @pbkeeper 9 років тому

    This is what happens when parents refuse to accept the doctor's diagnoses of full blown autism.

  • @Pulse8
    @Pulse8 9 років тому +1

    #fuccboisquad

  • @tatewick5176
    @tatewick5176 8 років тому

    Can somebody tell me how they get money?

  • @christianl3852
    @christianl3852 9 років тому

    Gianni Mora hat lol

  • @shaunsmith7768
    @shaunsmith7768 9 років тому

    RIP EVERYONE

  • @austinbolen7163
    @austinbolen7163 8 років тому

    "dont flex your parents money" - daddys boy who asks for a thousand dollars just to look cool.

    • @toebear
      @toebear 7 років тому

      austin bolen idiot

    • @foolishfool8789
      @foolishfool8789 7 років тому

      in a no jumper interview mike the ruler said he went to reform school for stealing his parents money to buy clothes

  • @EhrenSkate
    @EhrenSkate 9 років тому

    So they spent the whole time talking shit on the pictures (which I would do too) but then the presenters say 'The youth is all about positivity and enjoying what other people are doing', why are they kissing their arses? They laugh hysterically at everything they said. Disappointed in Complex

  • @rustyd3817
    @rustyd3817 6 років тому +2

    I’m glad Desus and Mero moved on from this shit

  • @Peep502
    @Peep502 8 років тому

    shouts out to lord j lamb