Every death in this whole video: (btw i know this will be a long comment) 0:23 Granddad, Shot and Exploded 0:45 Lawnmower Man, Shot by Arrows 1:01 Blonde Lady, stepped on Landmine 1:35 Dad, Head ripped off 1:38 Timmy, Crushed 1:51 Fat Lady, Stabbed by Spikes(unnoticed death) 1:53 Indiana Jones, Crushed by Bike 2:18 Fat Lady, Stabbed by Spikes(unnoticed death) 2:23 Timmy, Crushed 2:45 Fat Lady, Stabbed by Spikes(unnoticed death) 2:48 Indiana Jones, Head ripped off 3:02 Granddad, Legs ripped off(potential death) 3:11 Dad and Timmy, Crushed 3:28 Timmy and Fat Lady, Stabbed by Spikes(unnoticed deaths) 3:30 Indiana Jones, Crushed 3:34 Dad, Limbs ripped off(potential death) 3:40 Moped Girl, Head ripped off 3:46 Fat Lady and Indiana Jones, Stabbed by Spikes(unnoticed deaths) 3:50 Moped Girl, Legs ripped off(potential death) 3:55 Dad, Crushed 4:57 Timmy, Head Crushed 5:06 Susie, Head Crushed 5:15 Moped Guy and Girl, Crushed 6:02 Fat Lady, Exploded 6:45 Fat Lady, Head Crushed 8:28 Indiana Jones, Stabbed 8:37 2 Granddads, 3 Indiana Joneses, 3 Moped Guys, Crushed 8:54 2 Timmys, 4 Segway Guys, 6 Moped Guys, Crushed 10:03 Segway Guy, ripped in half 10:47 Segway Guy, Stabbed 10:50 Susie, Stabbed and Crushed sry if this was hard to read, i think i might have broken a world record
One is a little bit of a pizza place but I wanna was the ice ice cold beer and I had a pizza place in the middle of the pizza place in the pizza place and I was gonna I was made pizza and I was gonna I was
DAN YOUR THE FRICKIN BEST I'VE WHATCHED ALL YOUR VIDEOS LITRAILLY ALL YOUR VIDEOS DAN YOUR THE BEST WE ALL LOVE YOU WE WILL ALL WHATCH YOUR VIDS WE WILL ALL SUBSCRIBE TO YOU AND LIKE ALL YOUR VIDEOS
"...Showdown from Grandad, and, and, and old guy."
Dan, come on! He deserves a name!
+Julia Jamison he has one
Every death in this whole video: (btw i know this will be a long comment)
0:23 Granddad, Shot and Exploded
0:45 Lawnmower Man, Shot by Arrows
1:01 Blonde Lady, stepped on Landmine
1:35 Dad, Head ripped off
1:38 Timmy, Crushed
1:51 Fat Lady, Stabbed by Spikes(unnoticed death)
1:53 Indiana Jones, Crushed by Bike
2:18 Fat Lady, Stabbed by Spikes(unnoticed death)
2:23 Timmy, Crushed
2:45 Fat Lady, Stabbed by Spikes(unnoticed death)
2:48 Indiana Jones, Head ripped off
3:02 Granddad, Legs ripped off(potential death)
3:11 Dad and Timmy, Crushed
3:28 Timmy and Fat Lady, Stabbed by Spikes(unnoticed deaths)
3:30 Indiana Jones, Crushed
3:34 Dad, Limbs ripped off(potential death)
3:40 Moped Girl, Head ripped off
3:46 Fat Lady and Indiana Jones, Stabbed by Spikes(unnoticed deaths)
3:50 Moped Girl, Legs ripped off(potential death)
3:55 Dad, Crushed
4:57 Timmy, Head Crushed
5:06 Susie, Head Crushed
5:15 Moped Guy and Girl, Crushed
6:02 Fat Lady, Exploded
6:45 Fat Lady, Head Crushed
8:28 Indiana Jones, Stabbed
8:37 2 Granddads, 3 Indiana Joneses, 3 Moped Guys, Crushed
8:54 2 Timmys, 4 Segway Guys, 6 Moped Guys, Crushed
10:03 Segway Guy, ripped in half
10:47 Segway Guy, Stabbed
10:50 Susie, Stabbed and Crushed
sry if this was hard to read, i think i might have broken a world record
Good job
3:35
what about this
edit: 3:40
also this
@@hiii350 this is my other account. i did that one. and the other one you said.
@@zorawolf9881 sorry, its a lot to read so yeah...
This is probably the most underrated comment I have ever seen
I laughed so hard at 10:45! XD The anticlimacticness was OVER 9000
10:45
Wasn't really funny
me to
Same!
5:12 Get out the way please sir, we are trying to become the bet skaters in the world
om gosh he is sooooooo nice you are the best dan
he should play scrap mechanic
+Grant Reddick he has
your the best dan
Grant Reddick you are right
I died of laughter when he said “there’s a bit of son everywhere” 😂😂😂 does that make me an evil person
It kinda does bc ur profile pic
Yeah it kinda does
Well yes but actually no
Umm
No
To Dan and the rest of the TDMpire u are all unique and amazing have a great life!!!! #EveryoneisAwesome😎
have great life too
+Lechat Noir shut up prankster gangster nation#
thank you
Dan do Skate 3!!!
😀
6:27 Dantdm:why did her head explode Me:because her mind was blown she didn’t make it
mind blown
Who noticed that at 4:00 Dan said Oh no his son had lost a leg but we will be fine it was his arm lol Xd
i love you vids they are awsome do you now one of your pugs play minecraft in a vid
you did it wrong the D is capital XD you see
Yeah lol xD there happy? Lol
his so good my. huose is the lab of dantdm
XDXDXDX
2:04 « oh...son don’t eat that please » 😂
Dan:blah blah bla
Meat fall from sky falls on billy lap
Billy:hmm i think ill eat you
Dan:oh son dont eat that please
Lol
Lol
Dan should’ve named Asher “BILLY”
👁👄👁
I would eat it
1:13 the getaway car really just got away
just not as intended
dan is the only youtuber i know that actually cares about timmy
I thought it was tim ohh well btw dantdm is soooo good 👍👍👍☺☺☺☺
Ashdubh does
IKR
NO
Mess ur self does not
4:17
Dan : he lost a leg
Timmy:Has both legs and no arms
Dan: I’m gonna make you proud son!
Me: Or not
Mighty- Gaming lol
5:01 The girl just dabbed on us all
How did I not see that and when I did I just died of laughter XD
Jhon Avila how did you reply if you died
Adrian Ocasio good question xD
I was really dying with laughter, because Dan is extremely full of funny and hilarious XD
👋 hi
3:00 Dan just interrupted Grandad with his date
dan: look my guy is dancing with happiness!
me: your guys just standing there*
he was bobbing his head back and fourth slightly
You have a cool dog 🐶 xD
10:03 i died of laughing,that dude go chop in half by nothing
I love these videos! Keep up the good job, Dan! :)
Old
@@Kiraakage True that, I'm 20 now
@@catchupichu wait so you were …. 14 when you posted the comment
@@TeardropTPOTreal I'm not the best at maths, but I think that checks out
I know we are watching the video in the background while commenting
Dan:TIMMY NUUUUU
Me:Calm down daaaaan...Timmy is just a NPC...STWOP
Dolores Schexneider I think it's noooooooooooooooo
Not true
Adrian Ocasio what do you mean
when you said there bits of son everywhere I laghft so hard😂😂😂😂
Juan Mendoza *laughed*
Yea
LAUGHED!!!
Lol when I saw this Dan said “There’s bits of son everywhere” 🤪
What?????..
Happy wheels and Minecraft mod showcases were peak DanTDM
U should make the happy wheel vids longer
yes!!
Lollypop 503 there already usually 11 minutes long!
Yea!
that's right
Yeah
Dantdm: "Between Grandad, and Old Guy!"
Me: "Aren't they both old though?"
Thanks for making videos, Dan! I enjoy everyone.
6:25 “Why did her neck explode?!” 😂
I love your game Dan 💗
Dad: don’t eat that
Timmy:ok I will
I haven't seen TDM since he got his tattoo. Changed soo much. (I mean all videos, not just web cam)
Ikr
hey have you seen Take me down?
9:08-9:10 Between granddad and old guy you just said it just a different way
dan is the best youtuber ever
angelo caporizzo of course I would agree
Stik Daniels YES
HE IS
angelo caporizzo be sure is
angelo caporizzo he is
Are you sure about that 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Dan: Son, don't eat that please
😂
*C A N N I B A L I S M*
2:04
xD
Laugh Out Loud
DanTDM: i’ll be my son’s best scatter
Him: riding a bike
I bet ‘scatter’ is a great word. 😂😂😂
Skater.
Will you sing
holy crap my brother wrote this comment and i had no idea
its been 10 years, and you start to forget, the things you should remember, and you just cant stop remebering.
HAHAHAHA!!!THIS IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!GOOD JOB DAN!!!!
5:00 the little girl is dabbing
ME: DAN THE LITTLE GIRL IS DABBING
DAN: THAT'S A CODE 980 : DABBING ON A SKATEBOARD AND GOING ON TO A SPEED PAD
3:10 Pumpkin: *Dead*
Dan: pumkin can die.
Pumkin: *pulls out revers card*
Olso pumkin: no u!
5:16
Dan: why is this game so long?
2 seconds later
Dan: we made it 😂
I love Dan's videos about happy wheels.
whats great is that he kills so many people but he doesnt want to kill the melons
+David The Gaming Commenter why does everyone keep replying fat for no reason
its a prank
***** k
Dan TDM is the BEST youtuber !!!!!
😞😞😞😞😞😞😞
Rainbow Kitty cat sure is
I agree!!! 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
True
I agree too
U still guys remember the ''Under 301+ club''?
yep
Yeah it was so annoying
Remember Bob?
No!! U reminded me!
+Dream doran's shield OMG
I love you dan and I subscribed
Gooey G nobody cares
At 115 the get away car got away from you 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅
Hmm
Anna Wright nobody cares
One is a little bit of a pizza place but I wanna was the ice ice cold beer and I had a pizza place in the middle of the pizza place in the pizza place and I was gonna I was made pizza and I was gonna I was
THIS IS NOT FUNNY
Not 115 its 1.15
Dan: Son don't eat that 2:05 timmy but it's steak
Guys can dantdm have 100 million subscribes
play mortal kombat
Darrelsway Taylor no
creeperdestroy03 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀💀💀💀💀💩💩💩💩💩💩😱😱😱😱😱😱
YHEA HE NEEDS THIS YES AND CAN I GET 20 million SUBS PLEASE :-)
Gravity Titan - Skits, Reviews and more!
3:53 he’s running over his own head
A bit
Late
Worst moment is 11:35 cause the video ended. Like if you agree
It was a good ending not bad
That IS true *laughs hilltuminaly*
Jibran Makhdoom yeah
I know 😢😢😢
Jibran Makhdoom me don’t understand
I am Your big fan And I Love you so much Dan.
MORE MORE MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff
+Naranjan Matharu The killer jeff you say
I AGREE!!!!!
The mastermind
MORE MORE MORE PLZ
ah
3 years 4 days late........
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and I have been subbed to dan since the good ol' days
TheTenthPawn Same
Same
DANTDM YOU ARE WORLDS BEST YOU-TUBER IN THE WORLD!!!
your right
No pewdiepie is
shut the hell up dan is
+XAVIER GUARNEROS dans the best
2:36 lol. haha I laughed so hard
Dan the entire video made me laugh 😂 It was hilarious 😂
I really enjoyed this video
I did too.
10:09 like if u see it
+TheGameDude Umm lol
I SEE IT
***** Lol
+DroidPlayz Mine craft OH LOL THE INTENSIONS LOOK LIKE.... you know
+Raymond Chi u
at 2:58 the woman sounded like a man XD
ok?
That sound was from dad
10:20
Dan: How do I kill you child?!
Me 5 years later: Dan will be a great dad!
please make longer videos ......
Syed Abdul Azeem don’t you understand how hard it is to make videos. He edits his videos a lot. I bet you can’t make as good videos as him anyway.
DAN YOUR THE FRICKIN BEST I'VE WHATCHED ALL YOUR VIDEOS LITRAILLY ALL YOUR VIDEOS DAN YOUR THE BEST WE ALL LOVE YOU WE WILL ALL WHATCH YOUR VIDS WE WILL ALL SUBSCRIBE TO YOU AND LIKE ALL YOUR VIDEOS
Watch*
?
+Jake Howell Lie. Wut if someone doesnt like him
?
Yeah, exactly.
+collin luedke no
+collin luedke who?
I love happy wheels it’s soo funny and I love your vids plus! I always laugh at happy wheels lol😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣
HEAVLY AGREE
Dan: My guy is dancing with happiness
His guy: I have just killed a child..... WHAT HAVE I DONE
*kills people* ''Do we have to kill the melons''
+xiu shangirl funny
***** yes
+xiu shangirl i just saw this this comment While i went to type it XD
+xiu shangirl #talkingbythereselfs XD
yes
For the people who came back for the nostalgia
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V
I did
Same
The noise when he crushed the melons is so satisfying
DanTDM needs more Pugs or he needs his own theme song ⭐️
Y O U D O N T N E E D L E G S!!!
I dont need lungs to breathe! XD
Hhh Huang you do
@@tavishf.degroot8181 no duh Sherlock
Oh no:9:58
Dan: rides his happy weels bike on top of his happy weels family. Dan: *does't care.
hi Dantdm
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
DeShaun McKenzie just got home
DeShaun McKenzie your dumb
FORTNITE SUCKS
7:25 there's a folder called "virus" LOL
It’s the coronavirus folder lol
he kills a bunch of people then says do we have to kill the melons lol.
He saves a melon.
BECAUSE THERE MELONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're my best UA-camr ever and you make me happy all the time and crack up;)
Nobody:
8 year old on youtube: 2019 aNyOnE
True
Troodon Gaming me
Yeet
Troodon Gaming haha in definitely not 8 hehe...
2020 babyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest video ever!!!
Day pls play more Roblox tycoon Pls I love your Roblox vids
Do you mean Dan?
I don't agree
Yes I mean Dan
I like his crazy craft and happy wheels but not roblox
Punch DEathGT
8:00 flappy bird guy
I can do a kick flip 180 shuvit and a olie faki ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ( whispered ) on a video game but I do know all the names
I Can do it in real life
I was good at happy wheels but I took a arrow to the knee
lol
your logo is my computer wallpaper
it is a bloody game who like this thing about the kids
esteban succulent if I husband dgjzvsjx users side dusbeisb egg ebsvsi
it is the same skate Park than the last time just one or two changes
go dan
No, actually it isn't
Hey
10:17
Dan in another video: what did I tell you about eating that last cheeseburger
Me: what a coincidence XD
8:25 at ×0.25 speed
GreenGamer what is wrong there
What’s the joke
do a 20 min video plead🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yes
or a 50 m one XD
No plz 1 hour special
noo..... over 9,000 hours
+TheDiamond Lightning Exactly :)
Pikachu is there to peekachu
Nice pun
U know u killed those kids anyways on the 1st level. XD LOL LOVE YOUR VIDS DAN!!!
LOL
MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sylvain
Pl$
OMG dan you said "im sonic" and i was playing with my plushy sonic XD
There’s sonic plushes!?!?!?!?!?
@@lDontExist yeah
Me too
Ironic
@@lDontExist there's a plushy for everything
Dan: you kill a wich 1 handedly.
Kills himself
Me: HE BE A WICH!!!!!!!!
5:18 Voice crack
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY😀😀
Happy bday
+Bru Deb Thank you!!!!!!!😊😁
happy bday~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(:
Happy birthday
I'm am a big fan
Cce Jr Ervin you are are a big fan? Terrible grammar it’s actually I am a big fan
Enderblock 100mc Your grammar sucks as well. Get a life instead of correcting other people.
Yea stop being Jude as poop just stop
the woman that was buying drinks ther was a mine under her
BernardA Levingston that is not a mine
Blue Boy
Blue Boy
WHO CARES
so
dan: you lost some grocery but it's fine. I laughed so hard
What happened to the Diamond Dimensions?
yeah
Ikr!!!
The series of Diamond Dimensions Mod Pack has died MCPE Angel
+Damien Didomenico Wait.......WHAT?!?
Diamond Dimensions was my favorite..........
Yeah where is diamond dimations
Dan where did happy wheels go? Why did you stop?
Plz make more
I agree (KIND OF)
WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS ATOMIC FARTS
DanTDM we are making it
Me: he in half!!