Pablo Francisco on latinos [video]

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • Selection of the best jokes regarding latinos from Pablo Francisco's "Bits and pieces" & "Ouch" DVDs.
    Buy them at Amazon:
    Bits And Pieces: Live From Orange County (2004) t.co/lZrLpMp
    Pablo Francisco: Ouch! Live From San Jose (2006) t.co/cCwG07z
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    / alanpf
    alanpf.com | 2011

КОМЕНТАРІ • 491

  • @dudblock4201
    @dudblock4201 4 роки тому +255

    I don’t know why he’s not more famous. Easily one of the most talented comedians of our generation.

    • @robdela3632
      @robdela3632 3 роки тому +49

      cocaine is one hell of a drug

    • @djetm
      @djetm 2 роки тому +1

      @@robdela3632 Hey Chappelle

    • @Smileater
      @Smileater 2 роки тому +7

      Because he doesnt hold his tongue when needed.

    • @djetm
      @djetm 2 роки тому +2

      @@Smileater dud

    • @feonor26
      @feonor26 2 роки тому

      @@robdela3632 Yes it is...for this guy. He was in my town and my friend was in my country and a friend of mine wad his promoter or caretake or whatever you call the person who fixes shit when artists come to a different country. Pablo refused to go on stage unless he got some coke. So my poor friend who's not from this city had to go out and get some from whoever, he didn't know anyone but he managed to get some. After I heard that I've stopped being a fan of Pablo. He's a fucking asshole who treat people like shit. I really hope he gets his drug abuse under control, he's probably a better person without it.

  • @dayanacastillo1542
    @dayanacastillo1542 8 років тому +233

    Im Mexican and found this funny af..Get a sense of humor. Sterotype goes in every race..

    • @cynthiacorona9845
      @cynthiacorona9845 6 років тому +4

      Dayana Castillo I know right lol

    • @bull419
      @bull419 3 роки тому

      Fuck you pendejo have a little self respect that shit is not even funny.

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 3 роки тому +2

      @@bull419 awwww the little guy doesn't understand the concept of comedy.

    • @actc6077
      @actc6077 2 роки тому +1

      STFU we hispanics are funny as fuck we love humor.. the fuck wrong with u

    • @stevenarmstrong3799
      @stevenarmstrong3799 2 роки тому

      Mecccico

  • @HealthyAndrew
    @HealthyAndrew 5 років тому +37

    Still one of my favorite stand up bits of all time !! He’s hilarious

  • @TheVandrell
    @TheVandrell 9 років тому +140

    We have the tenth Mortal Kombat game coming up and still no Rosa Gonzalez! :)

    • @Tronman63
      @Tronman63 6 років тому +3

      That's because you need to use the special button push to access her! A A B B A A A, open a can of beans and a can of coors!

    • @robertchavez8759
      @robertchavez8759 6 років тому +1

      Love it

    • @ZC.Andrew
      @ZC.Andrew 5 років тому

      @@Tronman63 bahahahaha!! Love this!

    • @andrewsavage2792
      @andrewsavage2792 5 років тому +2

      I'll stick with sub-zero lol

    • @pikkon899
      @pikkon899 5 років тому +1

      But we've had "Tanya" since Mortal Kombat 4. Does that count?

  • @CorySmart
    @CorySmart 9 років тому +96

    "Its a 24 hour track of the same cr...notes"
    Good save, Pablo lmao.

    • @dannyherrera1598
      @dannyherrera1598 5 років тому +5

      Cory Smart lmao I caught that too!!! He was about to say crap till he realized it was full of Mexicans there lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @pikkon899
      @pikkon899 5 років тому

      @@dannyherrera1598 He's done this joke in front of Mexicans before this special. He had them laughing harder than he did this crowd.

    • @dannyherrera1598
      @dannyherrera1598 3 роки тому +1

      @@pikkon899 I saw him 4 weeks ago at the laugh factory in Hollywood and he had everyone cracking up. Truly the funniest!

  • @mortricia_heller7713
    @mortricia_heller7713 6 років тому +52

    Brought to you by the letter.. Si.
    Lmfao.

  • @juanchodepat
    @juanchodepat 10 років тому +122

    I'm Latino, and this GUy is The Man!!! Aguante Pablo Francisco!!!

  • @douglasrivera1897
    @douglasrivera1897 10 років тому +57

    "Fantastic! Its a beautiful day out there" lol Had me rollin for like 10 min

    • @pibetemueve
      @pibetemueve 10 років тому +3

      And then...
      Boof boof boof.. Boobooboof boof boof....roohoohoohoooo!!! Lol

    • @stanleysalvatore6476
      @stanleysalvatore6476 6 років тому +2

      cause it's true they say that ahaha

    • @dannyherrera1598
      @dannyherrera1598 5 років тому +1

      Douglas Rivera his day gets ruined as soon as that car pulls up with that Mexican music 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣🤣

    • @AFBENZ
      @AFBENZ 2 роки тому

      It really is…😂

  • @omarvaldez2080
    @omarvaldez2080 11 років тому +65

    Im mexican and im not mad . We make fun of black white Asian . Just enjoy it and if you don't like it prove to the world

    • @thecourierNCR
      @thecourierNCR 9 років тому +1

      We love to make fun of chinos. It's the easiest and best.

    • @dianacassinelli9467
      @dianacassinelli9467 6 років тому +1

      Or change the channel

    • @JKnight1231
      @JKnight1231 4 роки тому +1

      I'm Mexican too. This is hilarious as hell.

  • @AbdiAktivo
    @AbdiAktivo Рік тому +18

    “Here, hold my baby!” 🤣
    Man I dream of the day Pablo puts out a new special. The man is legendary 🙏🏼

    • @MisterSingh.
      @MisterSingh. 7 місяців тому

      Its way better than the gringo papi

  • @adritellez
    @adritellez 5 років тому +25

    "Here hold my baby"

    • @rafaellarajr1519
      @rafaellarajr1519 6 місяців тому

      I LIKE THAT ITS FUNNY PABLO FRANCISCO IS HELLA FUNNY

  • @eggsbenedictine
    @eggsbenedictine 8 місяців тому +4

    "I'm sorry.. I broke your heart," 'oh my God this brings up memories, I gotta go.'

  • @MultiSanchez1995
    @MultiSanchez1995 8 років тому +190

    Funnier than Kevin hart by miles...

    • @xBloodXGusherx
      @xBloodXGusherx 6 років тому +1

      racist

    • @christofferjenzen78
      @christofferjenzen78 6 років тому +17

      That´s not racist. That´s a stated opinion based on observation and preference in humour. I don´t know if you are a bigger piece of shit if you are black or white in this case,though. It is a difference,just not sure which makes you a worse person.

    • @xyoungdipsetx
      @xyoungdipsetx 6 років тому +4

      MultiSanchez1995 Hell yeah kevin heart is a fucking corn ball

    • @luisvelez8096
      @luisvelez8096 6 років тому +6

      I don't think Kevin Hart is that funny tbh. He's not bad though

    • @poloman6196
      @poloman6196 6 років тому +1

      Kevin Hart is being pushed on everyone today as a "funny comedian", when in fact he sucks. Interestingly enough, he's not the only "comedian" that is being pushed on us. Jimmy Fallon is another NO TALENT nervous disaster the establishment keeps putting in front of us and is force feeding us. Well I ain't buying what they're selling. Hart is nothing more than a whinny little bitch and Fallon a guy who knew who's d*ck to suck.
      This guy ROCKS!!!!!
      It's just that he doesn't play by their rules ....

  • @andrefrazier8653
    @andrefrazier8653 8 років тому +102

    his facial expressions are so hilarious lmao

    • @colbs237
      @colbs237 8 років тому +2

      He is so funny especially because of that :)

    • @makessense7
      @makessense7 Рік тому

      😂so true....brilliant

  • @poloman6196
    @poloman6196 6 років тому +100

    This guy was one of the best Latino comedians out there. Unfortunately, drugs have taken him out of the game. Dam shame too....

    • @poloman6196
      @poloman6196 6 років тому +9

      Jesse, I hope you are right. I'm rooting for him to make a come back!

    • @PsychoWerekitsune
      @PsychoWerekitsune 6 років тому +13

      I was a massive fan of his back when I first discovered him in the early to mid 00s, but his act never really seemed to evolve or add much, which is probably why he fell into obscurity. I only recently decided to see what he's up to, discovering his drug fueled meltdown, which made me incredibly depressed. Was the recent show you attended any good? I'd be really happy to know he's on the road to recovery and reestablishing himself as a talented comedian.

    • @CertifiedSkank
      @CertifiedSkank 5 років тому +5

      He was recently on the Joey Diaz podcast. He sounded fine to me.

    • @dannyherrera1598
      @dannyherrera1598 3 роки тому +14

      I saw him May 22nd, 2021 here in Hollywood. Had the entire place cracking up. Had new material too. No little tortilla boy :(

    • @tektronix461
      @tektronix461 2 роки тому

      Cocaine?

  • @optimusprimus89
    @optimusprimus89 5 років тому +21

    "MEXICO! I'm proud of Mexico!"
    "Go Back"
    "Screw that shit" LOL

    • @Garcialll956Tx
      @Garcialll956Tx Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashleybonanno3043
      @ashleybonanno3043 Рік тому

      When he did that joke, I was not only laughing hysterically but agreeing to what he said!🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @ZeHoSmusician
    @ZeHoSmusician 5 років тому +19

    7:24 I fucking love his hissing, fighting cat sound effect!

    • @Morbutt
      @Morbutt 3 роки тому

      Hold my baby..

  • @nextsteplatino
    @nextsteplatino 9 років тому +11

    Pablo is funny and very talented seen all his specials he's always good for a few laughs

  • @kobe51
    @kobe51 8 років тому +39

    I like Mexicans. Some great boxers from that land.

  • @KrisRifa
    @KrisRifa 3 роки тому +18

    This is still hilarious in 2021 😂😂

  • @pibetemueve
    @pibetemueve 10 років тому +92

    "So how long was she calling you a poutah?" Lmao

    • @espurr5475
      @espurr5475 10 років тому +17

      She's been calling me a Puta since 3rd grade.

    • @espurr5475
      @espurr5475 10 років тому

      DX

    • @pibetemueve
      @pibetemueve 9 років тому +2

      maybe you should throw shin-gazos psh psh LOL

    • @pibetemueve
      @pibetemueve 9 років тому

      of course I know how to write it. it's a joke

    • @dannyherrera1598
      @dannyherrera1598 5 років тому +1

      Espurr more like "thur grey" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Aspis_1-0
    @Aspis_1-0 8 років тому +95

    That part @ 1:30 kills me every time. He covered "How Deep is Your Love" like a boss, then turns around and does the funniest successful white man impression I have ever laid eyes on in my entire life. Hahaha

    • @alexdevine760
      @alexdevine760 6 років тому +3

      that shit got me too that was hilarious i watched it back at least 5 times

    • @DracoPadilla
      @DracoPadilla 6 років тому +1

      er lo He's Mexican.

    • @dannyherrera1598
      @dannyherrera1598 5 років тому +1

      er lo hmm... 🤔 You actually have a point there. Never really thought about it much but between all my cousins and I we are brown skinned (somewhat Persian looking, according to many Persians I've met) and we have white cousins. We do have Spanish and French blood in our great grandparents.
      But anyway, by white he meant American though, just to clarify. Lol

    • @dannyherrera1598
      @dannyherrera1598 5 років тому

      Draco Padilla no he is not, his parents are from Chile. Still though, Mexicans and Chileans are white and brown.

    • @tylerdurden3722
      @tylerdurden3722 4 роки тому

      @@dannyherrera1598 Persian? Where's that? That place next to Babylonia, Assyria or Thrace perhaps?🤔

  • @hardcoremolpen9343
    @hardcoremolpen9343 11 років тому +16

    his wife must have some serious back problems

  • @aqwkingchampion13
    @aqwkingchampion13 11 років тому +10

    Sub-Zero VS Rosa Gonzales
    FIGHT!
    *3 minutes later*
    Finish him!
    *Rosa Gonzales throws refried beans at Sub-Zero*
    Fatality!
    Flawless Victory!

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 3 роки тому +13

    When he did the changing of the radio bit. That might be the most underrated bit ever

  • @ohmusicsweetmusic
    @ohmusicsweetmusic 6 років тому +4

    At the very end of his act he should say, "My name's really Brian Johnson from Canada - Good night everybody!!" LOLOLOL.

  • @zionmainframe5165
    @zionmainframe5165 8 років тому +21

    Move the beans move the rice it's Marie lol

  • @Trudragon88
    @Trudragon88 6 років тому +5

    Lmao! 10 years later , still funny as fuck

    • @TomTheCat.
      @TomTheCat. Рік тому +1

      11 years and still funny

  • @ninobruh408
    @ninobruh408 4 роки тому +4

    He was good back then, he just did too much coke. Started to affect his profomance. Hope he's doing better haven't seen him proform in years.

  • @0bong0bunny0
    @0bong0bunny0 10 років тому +76

    CALL ME GEORGE!!!! LMAO

  • @j.m.5995
    @j.m.5995 2 роки тому +2

    2022 I had forgotten about this dude

  • @rudygracia5573
    @rudygracia5573 2 роки тому +1

    Absolute underappreciated MASTER!!

  • @cedarpoplar7443
    @cedarpoplar7443 4 роки тому +3

    Caramba mis huevos. "Huevos Fritos"..🤣😂😂😂... Huevos Fritos.. too funny. The more I think about it, the more it cracks me up. My stomach hurts. Haaay! Huevos Fritos. 🤣😂

  • @raycasta10
    @raycasta10 2 роки тому +3

    Ppl now think of those comedians who can make such funny voice effects esp gabriel. But ill nvr forget pablo

  • @OOOMIXZPIXTZKOOL
    @OOOMIXZPIXTZKOOL 10 років тому +15

    "Cheer up" have a sense of humour, this is funny.

  • @ninobruh408
    @ninobruh408 4 роки тому +10

    His Arnold impression is on point.

  • @tomtedude
    @tomtedude 8 років тому +5

    hahaha ... Pablo Francisco rules, can't stop laughing ... grande compadre

  • @opensauce
    @opensauce 5 років тому +11

    Pablo, the most under-rated.

  • @phishhead42032
    @phishhead42032 2 роки тому +8

    God this was one of the greatest sets ive ever seen

  • @ircinc.7968
    @ircinc.7968 28 днів тому +1

    TOP COMEDIAN OF ALL TIMES!

  • @JesusChristIsTheOnlyWay
    @JesusChristIsTheOnlyWay 10 років тому +12

    They need to make a Little Tortilla Boy!!! I would so watch it!!!

    • @1sinnerofmany
      @1sinnerofmany 9 місяців тому

      And God is the only way to Gzus and if he elected to choose u b4 the foundation of the world. Otherwise you remain dead in sins and trespasses. You're not a child of God bcuz you decided one day too choose Gzus.

  • @bruteoni8432
    @bruteoni8432 6 років тому +7

    3:40 why does he get angry. " CALL ME JEORGE!! Lol

  • @wolfstar675
    @wolfstar675 3 роки тому +4

    "Latinos see the Virgin Mary everywhere don't they"
    😂😂😂

  • @MalaysianTropikfusion
    @MalaysianTropikfusion 11 років тому +11

    I've watched this a lot of times over the years, and it always cracks me up. His latina & Mexican comedian impersonations are hilarious!

  • @xaviercardenas2821
    @xaviercardenas2821 9 років тому +18

    Ese = Term Paper

  • @oceanandii
    @oceanandii 12 років тому +6

    i noticed no wedding ring ;)
    Call me Pablo.
    Lmao

  • @MsCtotheB
    @MsCtotheB 12 років тому

    Wow, you did a great compilation, alanpf! Thanks!

  • @davebrock4463
    @davebrock4463 6 років тому +22

    He has next level energy. He always was great to watch.

    • @MyVitros
      @MyVitros 4 роки тому +11

      Dave Brock it’s called cocaine

    • @ejfunny
      @ejfunny 3 роки тому +4

      Cocaine is a helluva drug

  • @joes.4149
    @joes.4149 3 місяці тому +2

    Saw him live like ten or more years ago. Hilarious. Nonstop laughing because he was just accent after another 😂

    • @joes.4149
      @joes.4149 3 місяці тому

      When I went he did hilarious Marty mcfly impersonations. 😂

  • @danyboy3269
    @danyboy3269 6 років тому +1

    Sept 2018! And this shit still has me fallin out. Lmao

  • @usamanasher6852
    @usamanasher6852 7 років тому +2

    wait..... WAIT!!!!
    Moo dee beans..... Moo dee rice... ee(d)thees Maria! Foot, foot fooot foo-tuttut foot tut

  • @ymReal
    @ymReal 9 років тому +4

    Spanish is a beautiful language!

  • @wucuttas3165
    @wucuttas3165 6 років тому +3

    Wait! Move the beans.. Move dey rice.. lol

  • @robvoralberg2756
    @robvoralberg2756 8 років тому +4

    Hahahaha i like it a lot :) greetings from The Netherlands !!!

  • @snoopypeanuts5364
    @snoopypeanuts5364 6 років тому +5

    " Hold my Baby".....am Dead! CMC!!!!

  • @Alex-ne1xj
    @Alex-ne1xj 2 роки тому +4

    7:20 I’m dying🤣💀

  • @kirosuks
    @kirosuks 7 місяців тому +1

    He is pretty good . Who doesn't love little tortilla boy😂

  • @whitelightning7847
    @whitelightning7847 6 років тому +2

    People can say whatever but I think he's definitely very good at voices and makes me laugh when he does the cat noise he goes loco

  • @theorn01
    @theorn01 11 років тому +1

    This video cuts out all the lead up to his jokes... that's a lot of what makes him hilarious.If you haven't seen the full shows, I suggest checking them out without watching this video, or at least watch full clips from youtube.

  • @JeroenTel
    @JeroenTel 11 років тому +7

    This guy changed my view on stand-up... brilliant!

  • @MagnusGalactusOG
    @MagnusGalactusOG 19 днів тому +1

    Raul Rosas Jr fighting this weekend. His mom seen the Virgen Maria when he was a kid. She knew he was blessed from that day.

  • @aduran91017
    @aduran91017 6 років тому +5

    Hahahaha funny ass dude.

  • @leylow9907
    @leylow9907 3 роки тому +2

    From a Tongan&Samoan from the pacific, this guy should be famous he should be up he is one of the funniest better than most of these driest comedians now day🤦🏽‍♂️😂

  • @ShannonBrown-pt2gx
    @ShannonBrown-pt2gx 8 місяців тому +1

    Joe Rogan sent me here!
    He said that on the low-key ?
    That this guy is one of the BEST ever!
    #RESPECT

  • @Nero-tm3dl
    @Nero-tm3dl 5 років тому +5

    Ah, my fellow whitexican, nice to see one of my fellow comrades

    • @Gabster1990
      @Gabster1990 2 роки тому +2

      He's actually Chilean.

    • @mrfroghello
      @mrfroghello Рік тому

      He is not white he is from chilean.

  • @kimmyfreak200
    @kimmyfreak200 3 місяці тому +2

    he is talking to me like he knows ME

  • @harrihaffi2713
    @harrihaffi2713 3 роки тому +3

    Still waiting on little tortilla boy!

  • @AvantGardeAristocrat
    @AvantGardeAristocrat 8 років тому +10

    I CANT BREATHE

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames 10 років тому +11

    *boop*

  • @RamchandPhagoo
    @RamchandPhagoo 10 років тому +7

    So is he selling the 280ZX or what?!!!

  • @WeCaredALot
    @WeCaredALot 11 років тому +1

    "here hold my baby" lmaooooo

  • @thestoryofo9636
    @thestoryofo9636 5 років тому +2

    You've just described the people in my neighborhood pretty well!!!... really hillarious!!!, Now I've learned to enjoy my everyday life withe these guys!!!

  • @1sinnerofmany
    @1sinnerofmany 9 місяців тому +1

    Oh man, Pablo. So friggin funny... 👍👍

  • @robertchavez8759
    @robertchavez8759 6 років тому +5

    If u love Pablo Francisco don't just like but say si lol

  • @elpidam.5577
    @elpidam.5577 11 років тому +2

    essay?what are you calling me, a term paper?

  • @jasontheryan
    @jasontheryan 4 роки тому +2

    So fucking underrated. Pablo was so good.

  • @robertchavez8759
    @robertchavez8759 4 роки тому +2

    Call Me GEORGE 😂😂😂

  • @kreion
    @kreion 8 років тому +5

    huevos fritos...

  • @Tibor19921
    @Tibor19921 11 років тому

    Wish I had the chance to get on his show. He's a genious.

  • @rocksparadox
    @rocksparadox 11 років тому +2

    That's right ''ese'', I called you an essay, you fonker :D

  • @ricardohernandez6843
    @ricardohernandez6843 3 роки тому +1

    Classic !

  • @beth6288
    @beth6288 2 роки тому +1

    wow just seen this guy for the first time and i thought he was hilarious

  • @richardleetulio7441
    @richardleetulio7441 4 роки тому +1

    move the beans lmao

  • @donovanjones4175
    @donovanjones4175 5 років тому +1

    I’m looking for the one about Arizona girls, please help, I almost drove my vehicle off the road the first time I heard it yesterday. Funniest stuff ever, this guy is great.

  • @rbf626
    @rbf626 11 років тому +2

    omggggg - the cat fight noisesXD

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 7 років тому +2

    6:18 sounds exactly like brooks from the growlers

  • @TheButterflypoo
    @TheButterflypoo 12 років тому +1

    anybody else seeing that news anchor fail compilation 2012 on every video you look at, no matter what category...

  • @aviebriani6054
    @aviebriani6054 6 років тому +6

    PABLO FRANCISCO = ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS ON EARTH! ~

  • @AslanovAynar
    @AslanovAynar 6 років тому +3

    Tequila

  • @n8vscience842
    @n8vscience842 5 років тому

    I love him

  • @YoutanPoluo
    @YoutanPoluo 11 років тому +1

    He forgot the "soundtrack by Aaron Neville bit to the little tortilla boy bit : (

  • @gi2050
    @gi2050 4 роки тому +1

    My man Pablo, he needs a Netflix special

  • @xxyanlixx
    @xxyanlixx 12 років тому +1

    SHE'S BEEN CALLING ME A PUTO SINCE THIRD GRADE!!!!!!!
    Lmao

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Місяць тому

    “Ready for some bumper stickers?” One of Pablo’s best jokes 😂

  • @DanielRamirez-os1bg
    @DanielRamirez-os1bg 2 місяці тому

    DRUGS ARE BAD KIDS ! THIS TANKED BADLY

  • @danbolivar3564
    @danbolivar3564 8 років тому +13

    The title is wrong, the jokes are about Mexicans, not Latinos. Mexicans are Latinos, but only a small percentage of Latinos are Mexicans.

    • @idojuegos2151
      @idojuegos2151 7 років тому +4

      Dan Bolivar ohhhh here comes the butt hurt

    • @danbolivar3564
      @danbolivar3564 7 років тому +4

      I DO JUEGOS No butt hurt, just making sure ignorance doesn't turn people into blithering democrats.

    • @idojuegos2151
      @idojuegos2151 7 років тому

      Dan Bolivar is just jokes, enjoy them and don't take them too seriously

    • @danbolivar3564
      @danbolivar3564 7 років тому +3

      I DO JUEGOS I'm 53, try to avoid giving me 'life lessons' bud.
      “Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.”
      -Mary Hirsch, Humorist

    • @idojuegos2151
      @idojuegos2151 7 років тому +1

      Dan Bolivar you know you are in the wrong side of the argument when you need to quote an "humorist" funny is funny don't matter what
      By the way I'm 29

  • @vers1fier
    @vers1fier 2 роки тому

    1:39 the best white-guy impression ever!

  • @Ma6ku6ta6
    @Ma6ku6ta6 10 років тому +2

    Someone please tell me what that song is called xD

  • @likemike1799
    @likemike1799 9 місяців тому

    I didn't realize the things on UA-cam are called "[video]s"

  • @goondawg2468
    @goondawg2468 10 років тому +1

    Funny stuff! Needs new material tho.