Sometimes I pretend to give my puppy poison and I have a voice for her and I say: sage would you like some poison. And she’s probably say “I LOVE POISON” LoL
And this is where they added a new rule to the warrior code: "Innocent children should stay away from Darkstripe at all costs" (Me racking my brain trying to think of something random to say that is considered "funny")
*Codebreakers in the original series:* LOL what're you gonna do, KICK ME OUT? *Codebreakers in the NEW series:* wait hold on there are CONSEQUENCES when you break the warrior code? Boooo.
To be fair, they’re getting punished more than the reasonable amount. Spoilers: - - - BrAshbleStar tried to kill sparkpelt. No. JayFeather got banished, squilf did too, Mowthwing as well, this is unreasonable
*EDIT! I’ve decided to turn this into more of a TV show, Each season will be six episodes long. Feel free to give me title suggestions!* *FEEL FREE TO ADD EXTRA LORE :D* *SEASON 1* 1. Darkstripe 2. Darkstripe: The Sequel 3. Darkstripe: The Trilogy 4. Darkstripe: The Phantom Criminal 5. Return Of Darkstripe 6. Engagement: Rise of TigerxDark *SEASON 2* 7. Darkstripe Totally did nothing illegal. 8. Child Endangerment, A Documentary 9. 50 Shades of Darkstripe 10. 50 More Shades of Darkerstripe 11. Gone With Darkstripe 12. Darkstripe: The Amazon Logo- *A Movie* *SEASON 3, Aka A Season Made Up Of Movies And Filler* 13. Giving Darkstripe a ‘Land Before Time’ treatment.- *A Movie* 14. Darkstripe’s British Meowsical- *A Movie* 15. Call Of Darkstripe: Going dark - *Filler Ep* 16. Darkstripe’s Masterclass.- *A Movie* 17. Going Dark - *A Movie* *SEASON 4* 18. DARKSTRIPE DON’T POISON THE KITS!- *A Comedy Movie* 19. Darkstripe: TIoT 20. Darkstripe’s Promise 21. Darkstripe’s Prophecy- *A Movie* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *(Give me more ideas in the replies and I’ll write them)* *EXTRA MOVIES:* 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18, 21 *THE PLOT:* *(Before Return Of Darkstripe)* Darkstripe, a young man on the run after committing murder, tax fraud, and robbing places has to settle his debts with old aquatints. He is sent to do missions of this, secretly a man of justice... But Justice can’t always hold- *(After return of Darkstripe Season 2)* On his journey of becoming a new man he meets the love of his life. They run off together and Darkstripe starts going to his old routes. Police angry, they set of to find and kill the lovers. *(Fillers)* Fillers are just side quests that aren’t cannon, such as DarkxTiger beginning. And other missions. *FEEL FREE TO ADD EXTRA LORE :D*
Crickets chirping peacefully in the dappled forest...........Flaming orange chicken drops down from above. Oh..wait. That chicken just happens to be deputy of thunderclan.
“Really, me?” “ I get another chance”? Yes Darkstripe, you did nothing wrong besides siding with blood clan and Tigerstar, poison a kit, being a jerk in general,and more.
DarkStripe: ok Sorrelkit, would you like some poison? Sorrelkit: I love poison!! Some Seasons later...: SorrelTail: and that was my story.....such a great moment!! Some days later: *DarkStripe coming to TC and asks SorrelTail*: SorrelTail, would you like some poison? SorrelTail: I LOVE poison!!!
Firestar: Hey, where are you going? Dustpelt: Shadowclan. Tawnypaw & Bramblepaw: Hooray!! Firestar: No. You’re bringing them back to Thunderclan. Tawnypaw & Bramblepaw: Yippee!
i love how they sound so excited in the most depressed way
That’s me irl
Excited* lol
xXPastelbearXx lol thanks
ꕥ Icestorm ꕥ oof thanks
Guys nobody like it’s at 69 likes
“Don’t you know how to properly care for children?”
Says Darkstripe before giving a child “candy”
"Ssshhh...sleep now"
Wow that went from 0-10 real quick
@@firestarleaderofthundercla2286 roses are red cactus are prickly holy hell that escalated quickly
@@mymumsalesbian when the reply is the funniest part
“isn’t that illegal?”
“yes!”
*”sounds great, when do we leave?”*
Round of applause for Darkstripe
I live for Darkstripe's enthusiasm on that
Nothing is illegal in Thunderclan
HOORAY
YIPEEEE
They can take BramblePaw though. He scares me!!
“I love poison!”
-Sorrelkit 2020
Same
Best quote ever
Sometimes I pretend to give my puppy poison and I have a voice for her and I say: sage would you like some poison. And she’s probably say “I LOVE POISON” LoL
SAME
@@SpookyForestStripe I don't know, seems pretty legit to me
Darkstripe is like “dont you know how to properly take care of children Firestar?”
And then poisons Sorrelkit. 10/10
“I love poison!” Sounds about right for a cat honestly...
As my cat meows at the chocolate box.
And this is where they added a new rule to the warrior code:
"Innocent children should stay away from Darkstripe at all costs"
(Me racking my brain trying to think of something random to say that is considered "funny")
Me when I reply to a comment:
Come on think of something funny!
Uh...hmm... what can I say?
omg same
Hey, you made me laugh
@@TamWam_ 🎶except, YOUR WELCOME 🎶
I know this is out of the blues but search up Cuties Trailer and dislike. We must stop this evil, which is far far worse than the Dark Forest
“Isn’t that illegal?”
“Yes!”
“Sounds great, When do we leave?”
*Codebreakers in the original series:* LOL what're you gonna do, KICK ME OUT?
*Codebreakers in the NEW series:* wait hold on there are CONSEQUENCES when you break the warrior code? Boooo.
@@Clooover Darkstripe is a codebreaker.
@@Clooover
This video is about Darkstripe, comment is about Darkstripe. Completely relevant to the video...
To be fair, they’re getting punished more than the reasonable amount.
Spoilers:
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BrAshbleStar tried to kill sparkpelt. No. JayFeather got banished, squilf did too, Mowthwing as well, this is unreasonable
@@missingsplash3961 Jayfeather lionblaze and mothwing were banished for existing 😢
Cloversplash Draws I think JayFeather was banished because bramble didn’t want to deal with him
Bramblepaw: isn’t that illegal?
Darkstripe : yes.
Tawnypaw: sounds great when do we leave?
Me pirating anime like
“I lOvE pOiSoN”
- sorrelkit 2020
What a superior quote
What a mood during this particular year
I just read that part lol
@@GenNTiva lol
"Isnt that illegal?"
"yes!"
*Oh, ok sounds amazing lets do it.*
sounds great :D
That’s me
Oh nice 69 likes
Darkstripe: -ShadowClan.
Bramble & Tawny: *hooray!*
Fireheart: no, you are bringing them back to ThunderClan.
Bramble & Tawny: *yippee*
Tawnypaw is illegal
Bramblepaw is toxic
Tigerstar is a serial killer
Goldenflower is battle-hungry
The whole FAMILY is messed up!😹
Noice
wait when was goldenflower battle hungary
@@leafpool2014_gaming Bluestar's Prophcy, hon :DDD
@@brambleshadeofshadowclan4249 sorry been awhile since i read bluestars prophcy, i have read almost all the books just been awhile for acouple
@@leafpool2014_gaming Lol, it's fine, it wasn't a huge detail or anything but I needed something to go on to complete the set :D
Don’t take candy from strangers, kids!!
Darkstripe: But I’m no stranger to Sorrelkit!
I mean...he is her brother...so...
Not a stranger. And it makes sense why she'd trust him.
Your Local Noob oh wow I didn’t even know that
Greystripe is also their brother!
@Your Local Noob wtf is that true?
*EDIT! I’ve decided to turn this into more of a TV show, Each season will be six episodes long. Feel free to give me title suggestions!*
*FEEL FREE TO ADD EXTRA LORE :D*
*SEASON 1*
1. Darkstripe
2. Darkstripe: The Sequel
3. Darkstripe: The Trilogy
4. Darkstripe: The Phantom Criminal
5. Return Of Darkstripe
6. Engagement: Rise of TigerxDark
*SEASON 2*
7. Darkstripe Totally did nothing illegal.
8. Child Endangerment, A Documentary
9. 50 Shades of Darkstripe
10. 50 More Shades of Darkerstripe
11. Gone With Darkstripe
12. Darkstripe: The Amazon Logo- *A Movie*
*SEASON 3, Aka A Season Made Up Of Movies And Filler*
13. Giving Darkstripe a ‘Land Before Time’ treatment.- *A Movie*
14. Darkstripe’s British Meowsical- *A Movie*
15. Call Of Darkstripe: Going dark - *Filler Ep*
16. Darkstripe’s Masterclass.- *A Movie*
17. Going Dark - *A Movie*
*SEASON 4*
18. DARKSTRIPE DON’T POISON THE KITS!- *A Comedy Movie*
19. Darkstripe: TIoT
20. Darkstripe’s Promise
21. Darkstripe’s Prophecy- *A Movie*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*(Give me more ideas in the replies and I’ll write them)*
*EXTRA MOVIES:* 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18, 21
*THE PLOT:*
*(Before Return Of Darkstripe)* Darkstripe, a young man on the run after committing murder, tax fraud, and robbing places has to settle his debts with old aquatints. He is sent to do missions of this, secretly a man of justice... But Justice can’t always hold-
*(After return of Darkstripe Season 2)* On his journey of becoming a new man he meets the love of his life. They run off together and Darkstripe starts going to his old routes. Police angry, they set of to find and kill the lovers.
*(Fillers)* Fillers are just side quests that aren’t cannon, such as DarkxTiger beginning. And other missions.
*FEEL FREE TO ADD EXTRA LORE :D*
3. Darkstripe: the phantom criminal
Dark stripe the force naps
Darkstripe: Rise of the idiot
Dark stripe the rise of starwalker
Darkstripe: the Failures Trilogy
Darkstripe: Don't you know how to properly take care of children??
Also Darkstripe 5 minutes later: Proceeds to offer Sorrelkit some poison
if only I had a role model like darkstripe. Darkstripe should have been the clan the therapist.
Kristoffer Hansen 100precent agree
“Ok Sorrellkit, would you like some poison?”
...
*”I love poison!”*
*Don’t we all?*
"Wait, no tiger star is a cereal killer, let's go home kids"
I just had this weirdest image of Tigerstar violently stabbing cereal
Strange, I just had the same one... HmMm...
*Oh no! Tigerstar just brutally murdered some cereal!*
"I love poison!!" In the most enthusiastic way possible is very funny to me.
"Isn't that illegal?"
"Yep."
*"Sounds great, let's do it."*
“Hey kids want some free candy? Just come with me”
“Isn’t that illegal?”
*” Y E S “*
Well done Darkstripe
So is everything in Warrior Cats, ever
"This environment is toxic!"
"Maybe you're ri- HEY WAIT NO, TIGERSTAR IS A SERIAL KILLER"
Darkstripe 2: Electric Boogaloo
Can we appreciate how the excited “YES!” Is from Darkstripe’s voice actor? Just- the delivery is amazing.
“ Would you like some poison? “
Actually yes mr. Shady man
Interesting.....
"I get a second chance?"
*"Hey, Sorrelkit, want some poison?*
By that he meant, “I get a second chance to ruin a child’s life?”
Darkstripe completely mixes up the timeline in every episode.
This is even better because of a podcast I listen to that goes over the Warriors series to someone who's never read the books lol
“Ok Sorrelkit, would you like some poison?” “I love poison!” -Sorrelkit and Darkstripe
“wait I get another chance?”
5 minutes later
*evil laughter*
Firestar: *floats down from Sky like a StarClan cat*
Just finished "A Dangerous Path."
Never been more accurate.
*Okay Sol kit would you like some poison?*
"YES! I love poison!"
*"Don't do drugs kits"*
Lmao Sol
*sorrelkit
happens to everyone...
Including me uwu
“ShadowClan.”
*”Yippee!”*
“You’re bringing them Back to ThunderClan.”
*”Hooray!”*
Crickets chirping peacefully in the dappled forest...........Flaming orange chicken drops down from above. Oh..wait.
That chicken just happens to be deputy of thunderclan.
No one:
Sorrelkit: "I lOVE poison!"
When he says “I get another chance?”
.
.
He means “I get another chance to ruin a child’s life?”
“Would you like some poison?”
_yes I love poison_
No body.....
Not even a single soul.....
*Firestar falls from the sky*
“Ok sorrelkit, would you like some poison?”
“I LOVE POISON!”
“Really, me?” “ I get another chance”?
Yes Darkstripe, you did nothing wrong besides siding with blood clan and Tigerstar, poison a kit, being a jerk in general,and more.
Bramblepaw and Tawnypaw are so exired about Evreything.
When Darkstripe Says "This enviorment is toxic" and then feeds Sorrelkit Deathberries.
"okay, sorrelkit. would you like some poison?"
"i love poison"
firestar:
"fine darkstripe. third chance."
You can obviously tell they’re pure ThunderClan if they have a blank stare. Darkstripe had to go, he had emotions.
“You coming Darkstripe?”
“Really? I get another chance?”
*5 minutes later*
“Ok Sorrelkit, would you like some poison?”
“I love poison!”
Baby murderface and tawnykit are happy with anything
Darkstripe: This environment is toxic.
(feeds Sorrelkit deathberries)
Sorrelkit: He's right... This environment IS toxic...
“Really? I’m getting another chance?”
*5 minutes later*
"Okay sorrelkit; would you like some poison?"
@@gingergilmore "I love poison"
UA-cam: 2 comments.
Me: can I see them?
UA-cam. *NO*
"I love poison!"
I don't think you do, Sorrelkit...
"I get another chance??"
Not even two seconds later: "Sorrelkit want some poison?"
Darkstripe is smh such an adorable character when Moon maked a video about him
Darkstripe: Okay, now jump into the river, and go down the waterfall, the amazing waterslide!
Every kit in thunderclan: YAY!
“Ok Sorrel’Kit, do you want some poison?” “Yay!I love poison!”
“I love poison!” Sorrelkit is me. Just poison is school for me.
All your videos brighten my day every time I look at them
I could've worded that better, but oh well.
Darkstripe: *sees Sorrelkit*
Also Darkstripe: *hEy cHiLd! dO yOu wAnT sOmE cAnDy?*
Pretty sure only Darkstripe asked for this sequel
Firestar: oh no-wait. Tiger star is a *serial killer*
“Oh no maybe your right- hey wait no Tigerstar is a serial killer”
The moment Firestar becomes self aware
the funny thing about this is that I just read about these moments of Darkstripe
Oh well, all children, climb into Darkstripe's van
Darkstripe: I get another chance?! :D
Fireheart: 0:56 DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY TO YOU?!
"Where u goin?"
"*SHADOWCLAN*"
'YAY'
"No" Fireheart has the highest crap tolerence ever holy god
"Ok Sorrelkit, would you like some poison?"
"I LOVE POISON"
Classic Firestar dropping in every time something important happens that has nothing to do with him
''This environment is toxic''
Yes that is an accurate representation of warrior cats, yes.
DarkStripe: Hey Sorrel'kit, do you want some poison?
Sorrelkit: I love poison!
Me: Sprays Darkstripe with water NO! Bad cat learn to be good
Darkstripe: Hiiiiiiisssss I will not be denied by lust for blood
When I read “Darkstripe 2” my immediate thought was that this would be a Breezepelt video but then I saw the thumbnail
"Okay Sorrelkit, want some poison?"
"I love poison!"
Darkstripe: Would you like some *poison?*
Sorrelkit: *I love poison*
“Okay SorrelKit, Would You Like Some Poison?”
*Oh I Love Poison!*
Darkstripe: Ya don’t know to properly care for children?!
Also Darkstripe: Ya like poison kid?
TigerxDark
Ah perfect. Characters who are hated become a team :P
DarkStripe: ok Sorrelkit, would you like some poison?
Sorrelkit: I love poison!!
Some Seasons later...:
SorrelTail: and that was my story.....such a great moment!!
Some days later:
*DarkStripe coming to TC and asks SorrelTail*: SorrelTail, would you like some poison?
SorrelTail: I LOVE poison!!!
i love poison too
I know! It’s sad I can’t live to tell the story to the world.
Yes! it’s such an amazing condiment, sucks that your only limited to having it once in a lifetime.
“Sorrelkit, want some poison?”
“Yes! I love poison!”
Alternate title:
Darkstripe being the best babysitter for 1 minute and 9 seconds
Tigerstar doesn’t pay child support
"Hey guys! Want to cross the border to ShadowClan before Tigerstar destroys ThunderClan with an army of dogs?"
-Darkstripe 2020
“Oh no, maybe you’re r- *HEY WAIT NO. Tigerstar is a serial killer* “
Dark stripe called him fire star, he can see the future 🤯
I was literally just watching one of your vids again--
Darkstripe: Ok Sorrelkit, do you want some poison?
Sorrelkit: I love poison!
darkstripe:you are giving me a second chance?!
5 mins later...
"do you like poison?"
sorrel kit: YEAH
“Hey sorrelkit, would you like some poison?”
“I love poison”
“Ok SorrelKit, do you like poison?”
“I love poison!” -2020 Moonkitti/SorrelKit
That “YES!!” was golden.
‘Okay Sorrelkit, would u like some poison?’
‘Yay I love poison!’
I’m dead 😂
“Really? I get another chance?”
5 minutes later.
Proceeds to poison child.
"ok Sorrelkit would you like some candy?"
"I love candy!"
“I love poison!” -a.k.a everyone’s mood after this year
Sorrelkit sience this the queen of poisen. Even her daughter Honeyfern get that from her.
Darkstripe: Want to cross the border to ShadowClan
Bramblepaw: WAIT THAT'S ILLLEGAL
Darkstripe: Yes
Tawnypaw: LETS GO!
Firestar: Hey, where are you going?
Dustpelt: Shadowclan.
Tawnypaw & Bramblepaw: Hooray!!
Firestar: No. You’re bringing them back to Thunderclan.
Tawnypaw & Bramblepaw: Yippee!