I LOVE TOM. ALWAYS HILARIOUS! I hope you react to 2 Bears One Cave with you Bert and Tom. I suggest Meeting Jennifer Aniston and Kool-aid clip. Also Bert Gets A Hobby is funnny.
If you do any more from this show remember to skip forward because it always ruins the best part of the story in the preview. Tom's wasn't that much of a spoiler. I'd recommend Ali Siddiq 'Mitchell'
I saw Tom in denver last weekend, absolutely hilarious. Been a huge fan of his for quite some time but it was my first time seeing him live. Definitely recommend 🔥
I thought I'd seen all of Segura's stand up, but I missed this one... apparently it was one of his earlier ones, but it was hilarious! Good one blokes!
Never really got into synthetic drugs when I was younger. But you can buy test kits to see if it's laced with anything, especially fentanyl. I have some hippie friends who do that anytime they buy X or acid before going to a concert.
I'm about as tall as Dave but over the past years got "thicker" like Daz and I can tell you ever since I've gotten more fat I can tell drugs and alcohol really has less effect on me lol
I definitely believe if I weighed less, there at least 3 nights during my college years that I should have died. Don’t mix drugs. Especially with alcohol. Saying that, the worst off all the nights, my friend who isn’t as big survived as well. Maybe our tolerance to the drugs helped as well. Either way, slept for about 20 hours straight
A couple good stories from this show are TJ Miller Has a Seizure and Trevor Moore's Escape from Mexico, and Rob Christensen Drug Smuggling or Aaron Berg Hot Chocolate, aw there's just too many good ones
Stay off the hard stuff, kiddos. It really isn't worth it. Some of you flat do not care, so at least be as safe as possible. I too was once young and dumb. Know where you're getting your stuff and keep your surroundings as controlled as possible. Good vibes help with good trips, and locked doors help keep you from poor decisions. Most importantly, know the difference between a bad day and a bad life. Have fun, stay safe, and have a very nice day.
Once got drug tested not long after surgery and I was also on controlled pills and alcohol. That drug test lit up like a Christmas tree. It's never a good sign when the person doing the test exclaims "Jesus Christ!" especially when they are used to giving the tests.
I took a lot of questionable things over the years. That’s one reason I only smoke and do the occasional mushrooms now and then. I’ve pushed enough of my luck that I don’t think there’s anymore room for pushing. The other reason I don’t do anything that’s not natural (even though GHB is naturally occurring in the body, what you’re getting on the street is made in basement lab, if you’re lucky) is because of fentanyl and my ever increasing distrust of people lol All we had to worry about when I was doing drugs was the “brown” acid, doing ketamine when you thought it was coke (those are two WAY different recommended dosages lol), and not getting ripped off. You’d be a little pissy when your X was cut with coke/meth instead of heroin. The first two are like the opposite of what you want from X so it was just a weird combo. There is absolutely no way I’m doing anything in powder/pill form today. There’s too much risk and I’m out of chances lol DONT DO DRUGS KIDS!! Seriously. You don’t want to die and it’s so easy to do nowadays. Kids order pills off Snapchat and shit and end up dead. Because apparently dealers are just offing their clientele. Which seems like a terrible business practice, but I digress. It’s just not worth your life. Stick to weed. No one dies from weed lol Good luck out there 😳🖤
My cousin only survived a car accident because he was fat. The steering wheel went through his stomach but would have crushed him if he wasn’t so big 😂
I used to love the heroin based X, as opposed to the coke based. However, I refuse to touch any of it now because street pharmacist use fentanyl and don't understand dosage. Thankfully, marijuana is natural. I still love shrooms though. Shrooms are AMAZING.
For a while it wasn't uncommon to get fetanyl laced weed in certain spots of the US. Have to have a reliable source in my opinion or legal if your state is. Dropping dead over a joint is a wild thought
That’s a myth. There’s only been 1 credible case and it seems like an accident. No one would do that shit on purpose it’s bad business. Prolly someone who’s never seen weed in person
@@devin5891 ah ok we got the expert here. Its intentionally put in to try and get you addicted. Problem is it is over done. My knowledge on this... lock up. You'll learn a lot there.
@@TheWhatman21 If sb dies from weed nobody’s gonna buy from dude ever again. There’s no need to cut weed like other drugs, there’s no fuckin reason someone would do that. Square
@@devin5891 Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Because that statement is true. I'll carry on now best to ya
This show is PHENOMENAL and all of the stories are apparently true. Some advice for this show- SKIP the intros entirely, they give away like the main joke every time. 2 - You absolutely must watch "Chinese Shit Squat Toilet" by Ari Shaffir from this same show. It's outrageously hilarious.
Man, h*es in this house is even before Joe Budden, but that was funny as sh*t when Daz said that! I almost spit out my drink messing round with him on that one!😳🤯😅😅
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I LOVE TOM. ALWAYS HILARIOUS! I hope you react to 2 Bears One Cave with you Bert and Tom. I suggest Meeting Jennifer Aniston and Kool-aid clip. Also Bert Gets A Hobby is funnny.
I second this motion. Would also love to see them react to some YMH like Horrible or Hilarious.
The Kool Aid one has no business being that funny but it’s f*cking hilarious!
@@liamengram6326 YES PLEASE 🙏
@@default5790 It's hard to be depressed watching those guys. I don't know why it's funny, but it is!
And Bert & Tom’s dance off videos!
If you do any more from this show remember to skip forward because it always ruins the best part of the story in the preview. Tom's wasn't that much of a spoiler.
I'd recommend Ali Siddiq 'Mitchell'
So true. Those intro's are horrible.
I never know why they do that. YT channels do it too sometimes. Like don’t show me the peak of the video before it starts? 🙄
i also recommend ali siddiq.
"This ain't gon' be good Mitchell"
I saw Tom in denver last weekend, absolutely hilarious. Been a huge fan of his for quite some time but it was my first time seeing him live. Definitely recommend 🔥
"This Is Not Happening - Tom Green - Celebrity Apprentice" is one of the funniest segments from that show. I highly recommend it.
I thought I'd seen all of Segura's stand up, but I missed this one... apparently it was one of his earlier ones, but it was hilarious! Good one blokes!
I've just discovered you guys & I absolutely love your content. Keep it up.
Never really got into synthetic drugs when I was younger. But you can buy test kits to see if it's laced with anything, especially fentanyl. I have some hippie friends who do that anytime they buy X or acid before going to a concert.
Yeah it was probably the x, bad x pills are pretty common
Yeah I know of like 3-4 people that died from pills in my high school
I didn’t even know you could mess with acid like that. Where are those kits sold again?
@@SparkimusPrime No idea but I'm sure you can find them with some research.
2 Bears 1 Cave - For Jennifer Aniston's Safety
Dude on the left black shirt love the CFH tat I subscribed on just that keep rocking 🤘🤘 brother
No one has ever said to Daz: "I've got too much in me mouth." 🙂
Life lesson my dad told me when I was in high school… if you want to experiment with drugs then pay attention in chemistry and do your research.
I got charcoal when I od'd and it didn't make me vomit, I just had very black poo for a few days.
That charcoal some nasty sh*t! Drank it once with a young patient in order to get her to drink it after she took some pills as a bet.
I'm about as tall as Dave but over the past years got "thicker" like Daz and I can tell you ever since I've gotten more fat I can tell drugs and alcohol really has less effect on me lol
I definitely believe if I weighed less, there at least 3 nights during my college years that I should have died. Don’t mix drugs. Especially with alcohol. Saying that, the worst off all the nights, my friend who isn’t as big survived as well. Maybe our tolerance to the drugs helped as well. Either way, slept for about 20 hours straight
Tom does deadpan better than any other comedian out there
I don't know, Nate Bargatze might have him beat.
Chris Porter is another excellent deadpan comedian.
I ratted myself out to my parents once because I woke up and thought I took their car 😂 I lyfted and don't do that anymore
You guys should watch the This Is Not Happening with Brian Regan, called "Boo Sailboat". It's awesome, especially if you like classic Brian Regan.
Yes daddy!
ALWAYS Test Your Drugs kids
More Tom segura and Kevin hart !! Very much favs !
Harry Mack is going on tour in Europe. I think he said London, Southampton, and Swansea. Office Blokes should go.
A couple good stories from this show are TJ Miller Has a Seizure and Trevor Moore's Escape from Mexico, and Rob Christensen Drug Smuggling or Aaron Berg Hot Chocolate, aw there's just too many good ones
Stay off the hard stuff, kiddos. It really isn't worth it. Some of you flat do not care, so at least be as safe as possible. I too was once young and dumb. Know where you're getting your stuff and keep your surroundings as controlled as possible. Good vibes help with good trips, and locked doors help keep you from poor decisions.
Most importantly, know the difference between a bad day and a bad life.
Have fun, stay safe, and have a very nice day.
2 Blokes and a Tom
These "this is not happening" videos are pretty good! You guys need to to TJ Miller's part of this series!
I sadly never got GHB, sounds fun lol
Once got drug tested not long after surgery and I was also on controlled pills and alcohol. That drug test lit up like a Christmas tree. It's never a good sign when the person doing the test exclaims "Jesus Christ!" especially when they are used to giving the tests.
I took a lot of questionable things over the years. That’s one reason I only smoke and do the occasional mushrooms now and then. I’ve pushed enough of my luck that I don’t think there’s anymore room for pushing. The other reason I don’t do anything that’s not natural (even though GHB is naturally occurring in the body, what you’re getting on the street is made in basement lab, if you’re lucky) is because of fentanyl and my ever increasing distrust of people lol All we had to worry about when I was doing drugs was the “brown” acid, doing ketamine when you thought it was coke (those are two WAY different recommended dosages lol), and not getting ripped off. You’d be a little pissy when your X was cut with coke/meth instead of heroin. The first two are like the opposite of what you want from X so it was just a weird combo. There is absolutely no way I’m doing anything in powder/pill form today. There’s too much risk and I’m out of chances lol
DONT DO DRUGS KIDS!!
Seriously. You don’t want to die and it’s so easy to do nowadays. Kids order pills off Snapchat and shit and end up dead. Because apparently dealers are just offing their clientele. Which seems like a terrible business practice, but I digress. It’s just not worth your life. Stick to weed. No one dies from weed lol Good luck out there 😳🖤
My cousin only survived a car accident because he was fat. The steering wheel went through his stomach but would have crushed him if he wasn’t so big 😂
Do sum Roy wood jr. videos
hope his family gets better soon:) i like the other guests:)
You have to do the Joey Diaz one
So, you have to watch Bert Kreischer- Fying Dildos from this same series. It's so good!!
Hot sauce is the best!!
Tom Seguro is funny. Check out Doug St anyone's stand up. Inherited mantel from George Carlin!!!😎
Can y’all react to more MLB stuff? If not it’s cool
I used to love the heroin based X, as opposed to the coke based. However, I refuse to touch any of it now because street pharmacist use fentanyl and don't understand dosage. Thankfully, marijuana is natural. I still love shrooms though. Shrooms are AMAZING.
I was always under the Herion/methy x camp. The Methy stuff was always the best! lol
Ari Shafir invented this concept (telll a quick story show) and they {Comedy Central} stole it from him. Poor Ari.
Gastor Almonte, This not happening. Please react to it. All three are great but the Brooklyn Batman one is probably the better
You gotta do Brad Williams’ uncensored “A Wee Problem” next!
For a while it wasn't uncommon to get fetanyl laced weed in certain spots of the US. Have to have a reliable source in my opinion or legal if your state is. Dropping dead over a joint is a wild thought
That’s a myth. There’s only been 1 credible case and it seems like an accident. No one would do that shit on purpose it’s bad business. Prolly someone who’s never seen weed in person
@@devin5891 ah ok we got the expert here. Its intentionally put in to try and get you addicted. Problem is it is over done. My knowledge on this... lock up. You'll learn a lot there.
@@TheWhatman21 🤣🤣gullible asf
@@TheWhatman21 If sb dies from weed nobody’s gonna buy from dude ever again. There’s no need to cut weed like other drugs, there’s no fuckin reason someone would do that. Square
@@devin5891 Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Because that statement is true. I'll carry on now best to ya
DIDDY has that in his baby oil
This show is PHENOMENAL and all of the stories are apparently true. Some advice for this show- SKIP the intros entirely, they give away like the main joke every time. 2 - You absolutely must watch "Chinese Shit Squat Toilet" by Ari Shaffir from this same show. It's outrageously hilarious.
I once OD'd on meth when i was 16. Took me a awhile to want to eat food and use the toilet. Dont do drugs kids. Do prostitutes
Daz quoting Joe Budden(ho's in this house), wonder if he knew him from his Jersey days.
Man, h*es in this house is even before Joe Budden, but that was funny as sh*t when Daz said that! I almost spit out my drink messing round with him on that one!😳🤯😅😅
Does Mike not want to be an office bloke anymore? You could remove his chair and put your UA-cam plaque in the middle, then you'd have your symmetry.
Mike cannot be replaced with a plaque
@@brettpenning But he's being replaced by a sheet of paper right now.
@@kovacs88 but it's not permanent
@@brettpenning I didn't realize he was having family issues. I hope to see him back soon.
Check out Ari Shafir "The Amazing Racist" you will laugh guaranteed
Nightmare
Never liked the brown spekkeld pills preferred the gray spekkles 🤣🤣🤣
Mike lookin really white lately might need to get outside
U guys do all the worst tom bits