Tom Segura Overdoses - This Is Not Happening REACTION!! | OFFICE BLOKES REACT!!

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @susang1107
    @susang1107 2 роки тому +48

    I LOVE TOM. ALWAYS HILARIOUS! I hope you react to 2 Bears One Cave with you Bert and Tom. I suggest Meeting Jennifer Aniston and Kool-aid clip. Also Bert Gets A Hobby is funnny.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 2 роки тому +5

      I second this motion. Would also love to see them react to some YMH like Horrible or Hilarious.

    • @default5790
      @default5790 2 роки тому +5

      The Kool Aid one has no business being that funny but it’s f*cking hilarious!

    • @susang1107
      @susang1107 2 роки тому +1

      @@liamengram6326 YES PLEASE 🙏

    • @susang1107
      @susang1107 2 роки тому +2

      @@default5790 It's hard to be depressed watching those guys. I don't know why it's funny, but it is!

    • @andirandolph8830
      @andirandolph8830 2 роки тому +3

      And Bert & Tom’s dance off videos!

  • @apatternedhorizon
    @apatternedhorizon 2 роки тому +62

    If you do any more from this show remember to skip forward because it always ruins the best part of the story in the preview. Tom's wasn't that much of a spoiler.
    I'd recommend Ali Siddiq 'Mitchell'

    • @3mrwright
      @3mrwright 2 роки тому +5

      So true. Those intro's are horrible.

    • @SparkimusPrime
      @SparkimusPrime 2 роки тому +2

      I never know why they do that. YT channels do it too sometimes. Like don’t show me the peak of the video before it starts? 🙄

    • @jonathannelson8512
      @jonathannelson8512 2 роки тому +1

      i also recommend ali siddiq.

    • @andrewfowler6856
      @andrewfowler6856 2 роки тому

      "This ain't gon' be good Mitchell"

  • @tykroner1133
    @tykroner1133 2 роки тому +13

    I saw Tom in denver last weekend, absolutely hilarious. Been a huge fan of his for quite some time but it was my first time seeing him live. Definitely recommend 🔥

  • @marleybob3157
    @marleybob3157 2 роки тому

    "This Is Not Happening - Tom Green - Celebrity Apprentice" is one of the funniest segments from that show. I highly recommend it.

  • @ronaldpatterson1701
    @ronaldpatterson1701 2 роки тому +3

    I thought I'd seen all of Segura's stand up, but I missed this one... apparently it was one of his earlier ones, but it was hilarious! Good one blokes!

  • @coriennecordrey800
    @coriennecordrey800 2 роки тому +2

    I've just discovered you guys & I absolutely love your content. Keep it up.

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 2 роки тому +7

    Never really got into synthetic drugs when I was younger. But you can buy test kits to see if it's laced with anything, especially fentanyl. I have some hippie friends who do that anytime they buy X or acid before going to a concert.

    • @justlooking1087
      @justlooking1087 2 роки тому

      Yeah it was probably the x, bad x pills are pretty common

    • @fd2444
      @fd2444 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I know of like 3-4 people that died from pills in my high school

    • @SparkimusPrime
      @SparkimusPrime 2 роки тому +1

      I didn’t even know you could mess with acid like that. Where are those kits sold again?

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 2 роки тому

      @@SparkimusPrime No idea but I'm sure you can find them with some research.

  • @TisBoiGoTSkiLLz
    @TisBoiGoTSkiLLz 2 роки тому +1

    2 Bears 1 Cave - For Jennifer Aniston's Safety

  • @kylegroover1655
    @kylegroover1655 2 роки тому

    Dude on the left black shirt love the CFH tat I subscribed on just that keep rocking 🤘🤘 brother

  • @SilvanaDil
    @SilvanaDil 2 роки тому +2

    No one has ever said to Daz: "I've got too much in me mouth." 🙂

  • @rLxJake
    @rLxJake Рік тому

    Life lesson my dad told me when I was in high school… if you want to experiment with drugs then pay attention in chemistry and do your research.

  • @zeroreyortsed3624
    @zeroreyortsed3624 2 роки тому +1

    I got charcoal when I od'd and it didn't make me vomit, I just had very black poo for a few days.

    • @ronaldpatterson1701
      @ronaldpatterson1701 2 роки тому

      That charcoal some nasty sh*t! Drank it once with a young patient in order to get her to drink it after she took some pills as a bet.

  • @seanjohn2876
    @seanjohn2876 2 роки тому +4

    I'm about as tall as Dave but over the past years got "thicker" like Daz and I can tell you ever since I've gotten more fat I can tell drugs and alcohol really has less effect on me lol

  • @alexanderrose1071
    @alexanderrose1071 2 роки тому +3

    I definitely believe if I weighed less, there at least 3 nights during my college years that I should have died. Don’t mix drugs. Especially with alcohol. Saying that, the worst off all the nights, my friend who isn’t as big survived as well. Maybe our tolerance to the drugs helped as well. Either way, slept for about 20 hours straight

  • @coyotelong4349
    @coyotelong4349 2 роки тому +2

    Tom does deadpan better than any other comedian out there

    • @JohnEDepth752
      @JohnEDepth752 2 роки тому

      I don't know, Nate Bargatze might have him beat.

    • @SparkimusPrime
      @SparkimusPrime 2 роки тому

      Chris Porter is another excellent deadpan comedian.

  • @brandontruby6366
    @brandontruby6366 Рік тому

    I ratted myself out to my parents once because I woke up and thought I took their car 😂 I lyfted and don't do that anymore

  • @odemusvonkilhausen
    @odemusvonkilhausen 2 роки тому

    You guys should watch the This Is Not Happening with Brian Regan, called "Boo Sailboat". It's awesome, especially if you like classic Brian Regan.

  • @TriComStorm
    @TriComStorm 2 роки тому +2

    Yes daddy!

  • @esraeloh8681
    @esraeloh8681 Рік тому

    ALWAYS Test Your Drugs kids

  • @blahblah2176
    @blahblah2176 2 роки тому

    More Tom segura and Kevin hart !! Very much favs !

  • @mccmcc33
    @mccmcc33 2 роки тому

    Harry Mack is going on tour in Europe. I think he said London, Southampton, and Swansea. Office Blokes should go.

  • @mchambone101
    @mchambone101 2 роки тому

    A couple good stories from this show are TJ Miller Has a Seizure and Trevor Moore's Escape from Mexico, and Rob Christensen Drug Smuggling or Aaron Berg Hot Chocolate, aw there's just too many good ones

  • @JKM395
    @JKM395 2 роки тому

    Stay off the hard stuff, kiddos. It really isn't worth it. Some of you flat do not care, so at least be as safe as possible. I too was once young and dumb. Know where you're getting your stuff and keep your surroundings as controlled as possible. Good vibes help with good trips, and locked doors help keep you from poor decisions.
    Most importantly, know the difference between a bad day and a bad life.
    Have fun, stay safe, and have a very nice day.

  • @TheRealUncensoredTravelGuide
    @TheRealUncensoredTravelGuide 2 роки тому

    2 Blokes and a Tom

  • @webapp31
    @webapp31 2 роки тому +2

    These "this is not happening" videos are pretty good! You guys need to to TJ Miller's part of this series!

  • @jimmybobsap8729
    @jimmybobsap8729 2 роки тому

    I sadly never got GHB, sounds fun lol

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 Рік тому

    Once got drug tested not long after surgery and I was also on controlled pills and alcohol. That drug test lit up like a Christmas tree. It's never a good sign when the person doing the test exclaims "Jesus Christ!" especially when they are used to giving the tests.

  • @SparkimusPrime
    @SparkimusPrime 2 роки тому +1

    I took a lot of questionable things over the years. That’s one reason I only smoke and do the occasional mushrooms now and then. I’ve pushed enough of my luck that I don’t think there’s anymore room for pushing. The other reason I don’t do anything that’s not natural (even though GHB is naturally occurring in the body, what you’re getting on the street is made in basement lab, if you’re lucky) is because of fentanyl and my ever increasing distrust of people lol All we had to worry about when I was doing drugs was the “brown” acid, doing ketamine when you thought it was coke (those are two WAY different recommended dosages lol), and not getting ripped off. You’d be a little pissy when your X was cut with coke/meth instead of heroin. The first two are like the opposite of what you want from X so it was just a weird combo. There is absolutely no way I’m doing anything in powder/pill form today. There’s too much risk and I’m out of chances lol
    DONT DO DRUGS KIDS!!
    Seriously. You don’t want to die and it’s so easy to do nowadays. Kids order pills off Snapchat and shit and end up dead. Because apparently dealers are just offing their clientele. Which seems like a terrible business practice, but I digress. It’s just not worth your life. Stick to weed. No one dies from weed lol Good luck out there 😳🖤

  • @DesiS16
    @DesiS16 Рік тому

    My cousin only survived a car accident because he was fat. The steering wheel went through his stomach but would have crushed him if he wasn’t so big 😂

  • @TCraig00
    @TCraig00 2 роки тому +1

    Do sum Roy wood jr. videos

  • @danvelez5838
    @danvelez5838 2 роки тому

    hope his family gets better soon:) i like the other guests:)

  • @johnnygoods1232
    @johnnygoods1232 2 роки тому

    You have to do the Joey Diaz one

  • @brettpenning
    @brettpenning 2 роки тому

    So, you have to watch Bert Kreischer- Fying Dildos from this same series. It's so good!!

  • @brettpenning
    @brettpenning 2 роки тому

    Hot sauce is the best!!

  • @cynthiaschultheis1660
    @cynthiaschultheis1660 2 роки тому

    Tom Seguro is funny. Check out Doug St anyone's stand up. Inherited mantel from George Carlin!!!😎

  • @PHXNKVHXLIC
    @PHXNKVHXLIC 2 роки тому +1

    Can y’all react to more MLB stuff? If not it’s cool

  • @alfreddaniel1994
    @alfreddaniel1994 2 роки тому

    I used to love the heroin based X, as opposed to the coke based. However, I refuse to touch any of it now because street pharmacist use fentanyl and don't understand dosage. Thankfully, marijuana is natural. I still love shrooms though. Shrooms are AMAZING.

    • @brambo09
      @brambo09 2 роки тому

      I was always under the Herion/methy x camp. The Methy stuff was always the best! lol

  • @michaelrol4693
    @michaelrol4693 2 роки тому

    Ari Shafir invented this concept (telll a quick story show) and they {Comedy Central} stole it from him. Poor Ari.

  • @justlooking1087
    @justlooking1087 2 роки тому

    Gastor Almonte, This not happening. Please react to it. All three are great but the Brooklyn Batman one is probably the better

  • @andirandolph8830
    @andirandolph8830 2 роки тому +1

    You gotta do Brad Williams’ uncensored “A Wee Problem” next!

  • @TheWhatman21
    @TheWhatman21 2 роки тому

    For a while it wasn't uncommon to get fetanyl laced weed in certain spots of the US. Have to have a reliable source in my opinion or legal if your state is. Dropping dead over a joint is a wild thought

    • @devin5891
      @devin5891 2 роки тому +1

      That’s a myth. There’s only been 1 credible case and it seems like an accident. No one would do that shit on purpose it’s bad business. Prolly someone who’s never seen weed in person

    • @TheWhatman21
      @TheWhatman21 2 роки тому

      @@devin5891 ah ok we got the expert here. Its intentionally put in to try and get you addicted. Problem is it is over done. My knowledge on this... lock up. You'll learn a lot there.

    • @devin5891
      @devin5891 2 роки тому

      @@TheWhatman21 🤣🤣gullible asf

    • @devin5891
      @devin5891 2 роки тому

      @@TheWhatman21 If sb dies from weed nobody’s gonna buy from dude ever again. There’s no need to cut weed like other drugs, there’s no fuckin reason someone would do that. Square

    • @TheWhatman21
      @TheWhatman21 2 роки тому

      @@devin5891 Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Because that statement is true. I'll carry on now best to ya

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka 2 місяці тому

    DIDDY has that in his baby oil

  • @corv2731
    @corv2731 2 роки тому

    This show is PHENOMENAL and all of the stories are apparently true. Some advice for this show- SKIP the intros entirely, they give away like the main joke every time. 2 - You absolutely must watch "Chinese Shit Squat Toilet" by Ari Shaffir from this same show. It's outrageously hilarious.

  • @josecarbajal5710
    @josecarbajal5710 2 роки тому

    I once OD'd on meth when i was 16. Took me a awhile to want to eat food and use the toilet. Dont do drugs kids. Do prostitutes

  • @bzilla-d4i
    @bzilla-d4i 2 роки тому +1

    Daz quoting Joe Budden(ho's in this house), wonder if he knew him from his Jersey days.

    • @ronaldpatterson1701
      @ronaldpatterson1701 2 роки тому

      Man, h*es in this house is even before Joe Budden, but that was funny as sh*t when Daz said that! I almost spit out my drink messing round with him on that one!😳🤯😅😅

  • @kovacs88
    @kovacs88 2 роки тому +1

    Does Mike not want to be an office bloke anymore? You could remove his chair and put your UA-cam plaque in the middle, then you'd have your symmetry.

    • @brettpenning
      @brettpenning 2 роки тому +1

      Mike cannot be replaced with a plaque

    • @kovacs88
      @kovacs88 2 роки тому

      @@brettpenning But he's being replaced by a sheet of paper right now.

    • @brettpenning
      @brettpenning 2 роки тому

      @@kovacs88 but it's not permanent

    • @kovacs88
      @kovacs88 2 роки тому +1

      @@brettpenning I didn't realize he was having family issues. I hope to see him back soon.

  • @packfan8285
    @packfan8285 2 роки тому

    Check out Ari Shafir "The Amazing Racist" you will laugh guaranteed

  • @Trytostopmeh
    @Trytostopmeh 2 роки тому

    Nightmare

  • @70HiGgStEr35
    @70HiGgStEr35 2 роки тому

    Never liked the brown spekkeld pills preferred the gray spekkles 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bwaller690
    @bwaller690 2 роки тому +1

    Mike lookin really white lately might need to get outside

  • @bigbubbano23
    @bigbubbano23 2 роки тому

    U guys do all the worst tom bits