HATE ME, LOVE ME
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Hate me or love me you know Jason is always by my side! We tried out the 2 truths and 1 lie BUT couples challenge! Let me know if you want to see more of two truths and one lie in comments down below!
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#Minecraft #Aphmau #JasonBravura
*THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST* 🥤
like and sub or 1v1 me in roblox
What if I already subscribed and liked???
only if you make more of these!! >;3
lmao meet me behind the train station jk-
Love u Aph your the best youtuber I know and I hope u have an amazing Valentines day with Jason
MEEEE I NEED A 1v1 XD
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not even a soul:
Jess: “wE wEre tOgether mArrieD fOr 15 yEars”
Funny how it’s 15 on trending for gaming.
Wisteria Lycan ikkkk Shane were are you
Yeah
1 minute later fighting over marriage
My mom and dad have been married for 25 years
(This is a joke don’t take this too personally)
No one;
Jess; WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS
Jason; ...its been 7
That's how long she wishes they were together lol
@@CinnaBearX I JUST REALISED OMG 😱😱😱
You lucky dude :)
Aphmau hearted your comment btw!
I was like -1 15 years ago
The adult side behind jess is so funny😂
"Hold me back gurl hold me back"
TOGETHER MARRIED IS A THING NOW
*Whats his face changes*
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"
~~~~~~
"You are always thirsty"
IM DEAD
~~~~~~~~~
I'ma Gryffindor!
I’m so happy that the weird/dirty jokes are back U-U
“IS THAT WHERE MY SHIRTS WENT?!?!”
*Rin Is life* same
1:57 aphmau:WHAT THE HELL ARE R U NOW?!
i love how there literally throwing eachothers clothes away like dang
i luv how ein changed wardrobe like 50 times
So for years Jason has been secretly turning off Jess’s alarm clock
It is kinda sus 😂😂😂
True
🤣
So she'll always be late
Who misses the old vids 😢❤️👇
Am I watching this is 2024 so they have been married for 11 years now..
And now actually been married for 19 years (according to Jess)
"we'Ve bEen marRieD fOr 15 YeARs!"
- "no 7 years.."
😂😂
Jess at the end of the vid: I'm gonna go fight littles kids on Roblox
Me: same, I'll meet you there :p
Omg kc's voice sounds so grown up on my sit kc is all grown up 😢😭
“Jason can’t you see this was all a scheme to make out, youre supposed to make out with me not punch!”
I love your videos and you are my favourite UA-camr ❤❤❤❤❤❤💜💜💜💜💜💜
Wow😮
Never realized how pale Moeka/Kawaii~Chans skin was 😂
When Jess screamed “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS” it took me back because I count that as swearing and I’ve never heard her swear but it was funny
Omg I’m not the only one
My brain witnesses this a year later
Hell is not a bad word...
She does this all the time
Look back at some of her old videos before she created diaries and Mystreet she has sworn before
Immediately when you were talking about which houses you guys were in in Howgwarts, I tried it, and I really wanted to be in slytherin. Guess what I turned out to be:
RaVEnClAW
I am a Hufflepuff for life 🦡🌹😀😃😄😁🙂😉😊😇🥰😍😘😘🥺🥳!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slytherin
I'm a Ravenclaw, but it makes sense due to the fact that I'm very intelligent, and science focused. Hermione was supposed to be one too, but she asked to be in Gryffindor instead.
im in griffinder and ravenclaw for some reason
@ֆʏռȶɛǟƈ Which came first? I'm a Ravendor, but are you a Gryffinclaw instead?
Jason: "You are like 150° at night"
Me: is that another way of saying Jess is hot?
Ye is it Jason?
I achly said that
OOOOO
Warm
@@aname.3839 Fairy Tail?
Jess: _Tries explaining why she’s scared of chocolate chip pancakes_
Jason: *Runs*
Also Jason: _Tries to open a fake door_
I literally laughed so hard,that my limbs hurt so bad and I can't breath
Lol
XD
Yassssss qreen
Kid on my Account
Who is in 2024 ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
Me
Me!😁
Me!!!!
Me😅😂
MEEEE
Jess “We’re gonna be fighting with *our lips”*
Me: _eXcUsE mE_
Oh ExCuSe Me
That’s the next scheme-
Jess i love u can i join for free cause i don't have money
Alyssa Star join what
@@alyssastar9479 .. shes not jess? its a picture of her in her profile xD
I love how Aaron blushes and look angry at the same time
Fr
Yeah fr
What I was greeted with: *”WE’VE BEEN MARRIED, FOR FIFTEEN YEARS-“*
Me: •__________•
Aphmau: “WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS”
Aaron: “ We’ve been married for 7 years”
Aphmau: “IT MIGHT AS WELL BE, WE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS”
Omg Aphmau noticed me. IM DED OMG
Spoopy Mice congratulations 😋
Penelope Nemeth Thank you!!!
@@minc3yy yay! You got a heart from Aphmau!
Darkmoon The Direwolf Yup. I’m so happy!
Jess's kids watching this when their older be like "My parents were crazy..."
Exactly!
they'll be crazy too 😂
@@laundrygirl i mean.... your not wrong
@@Opalescent_adolescence 😂 ikr
Were?!
The fact that Jason has been turning off Jesses alarm for years
And yelling at her for them
Jess: " I was his first kiss yay! "
Chris: * In the background * " Yay! "
Jason: " Yeah but when was that? "
Jess: " It was like in, College. "
Moeka: * Dead silent *
Chris " Awhh! "
Yeah it's cute and I ship it
Jason didn't kiss anyone till he was in college
@@emilyblake3023 oh Ahw
Hi i love you you r my hero
@@lakotaonefeather6882 Hi
Moeka in the background:
"Look, you married her."
"Yeah, are you hearing this? Don't mess with her."
"My girl needs to *_win_* "
"Do you want to make her cry? "
" Don't tell her, it'll just hurt her feelings. "
Added by commenters:
"I'm scared about the rest of them."
"Girl, are you gonna take that?"
She cares
Exactly
She doesn't get enough love
"I'm scared about the rest of them"
Yeah same
No one
Jess: WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS
Jason: •-• it’s been 7
Confused Girl wow
Yep
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂APHMAU YOUR CRAZY 😂😂😂😂
The fact that Jason said he loves Jess's make out schemes was perfect also I swear once Jessabelle, Jennifer, Julia, and Joseph watch this they will think that their parents were crazy.
Most certainly
Jason: Your thirsty
Jess: IM THOtFullY
Me:"you shouldn't argued because your cute together"
They are thou :3
XD
Jess : "I'm thirsty! "
Jason : "You just wanna end this and go? "
Me: *chockes on a water a little bit*
Jason : "Jess, you're always thirsty"
Me: okay..... 😂
Wait.......OHHHHHHH...!
OMG😂
CORRECTION: chokes
@@myalearns9030 english ain't my first language
Why did they think this is okay?
@@Kit269 idc how old this comment is, her channel was for teen and adults then
Jess: we are fighting with our lips....
Wooooooooo.... jess keep it clean girl
LMFAO OMG
😂
Im weird.
Apparently according to Jason Jess is always thirsty
Omgg omgg im having chicken skin reading all this comments😂😂
The genuine happiness in “you like Valentine’s Day!?” Was 👍🏻
Arron: we have been together for 7 years
Aph: no 15
Me: no you have been married since season 4 of my street
They got engaged in Season 5.
They never got married.... And Aaron said they’ve been MARRIED for 7 years. But still Lol if they were married since season four I would’ve said “wow way to smack logic in their face. gAcHa LoGiC!!”
No they mean real life not Mystreet
Aaron* sorry I just had too
Jason: she didn’t give me a ring
Quichan: u didn’t give him a ring?
Jess: UR SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!
CORRECTION: kawaii~chan
@@myalearns9030 maybe shortcut????
@@nishiki0790 If you see a joke in 'quichan' somewhere please let me know, I'm clearly not woke enough to see it. Unless you don't actually understand what that subreddit actually means
Kawaii chan *
qui?
Jess: " We've been married 15 YeArs"
Jason: "it's been 7-"
Laterrrrrr-
Jess: "We finna fight with our lipss-"
KC: "why am I in your team-"
Poor Mokka
Kittyfuntime12 Gatcha i agree poor moeka/nana
R.I.P kawaichan death by jess ;-;
Jess: we’ve been together married for 7 years Jason:She never gave me A Ring -whispering-
“We’ve been married for 15 years” later on Jason telling Jess that they’ve been married for only 7 years 😂
Yes 😂😂
WE WERE TOGETHER MARRIED! 😂
OMG SHE NOTICED YOU
Aphmau for 7 years Jess
Aphmau that’s DEFINITELY a thing 😋
Jason: "You are ALWAYS thirsty"
Aph: *laughs cute*
Me: AHAHAHAHAH *laughs like a dying llama*
like that laugh like ur deed (ME)
Me laughing like a Banshee
Oh that's cute
@@Kit269 hahaha XD
Jess: "You know what I am going to beat up more kids in Roblox."
Me: Literally Dying of laughter! Somehow that completely caught me off guard.😂😂
Gamble Galaxy yes that was meee I was like whattt 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆
The kids in Roblox fear her
i thought that was i lie and when she explained it, I got broncities
Yaasss sameee
Jason: "Oops I wrote two lies and one truth"
Jess: *doesn't know how two truths and a lie works*
Yeah how do you mess up like that
soulmates
2:54
Jess : “I’m thirsty!!”
Me: “I don’t doubt that at all, Jess.”
Look, I have the *biggest* crush on Jason
@@Aphmau the. biggest.
@@Aphmau OMG HI APH I LOVE UR CHANNEL PLSS NOTICE MEEEEE TwT
@@Aphmau the biggest crush ever UwU
@@Aphmau you should confess your love under a cherry tree in japan. I believe in you!
Can we just appreciate all the times Jess zoomed in on Jason’s Legs or Chest/abs??😂
CatGirl_owo is it a problem how attracted to him i am 😳
Oof Artemis
Neither it was his😇😇😇😇
_peachy_uwu__ GOD DONUT I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON
Hey, I’m not complaining 🤣
“Uh Honey I did that”
“What the f***”
17:26 was my favourite
Jess: "I'm thirsty!"
Me: Yeah, I don't find that hard to believe for some reason..
Looking at Aaron's character designs;
Jacket with ripped jeans; visibly shirtless.
Love ya Jess 😂💜
Jfaye 2005 AND ABS
THIS KILLED ME😂
Remember early MyStreet too
@@briebrie7256 ME TOO😂🤣
Hahaha🤣😂😂😂
“Yeah Jason, Jason, you got over there and knock that THOT OUT!”
- Ein 2020
Edit: This was supposed to be a joke:I 😐😐😐😐
And I can take peoples opinions about thing :D
Ummm that's a bit rude Ein-Michaella
I know I hate this I comment 😒😒😒😒😒
I WAS LOLING WHEN I SAW THIS😂😂😂
Mejia Lane you know u don’t gotta say it out loud. You can hurt others feelings too you know
If you don’t like it then keep it to yourself
Is everyone just going to look over the fact that Jason says that he loves her make out schemes?
What time?
Jfaye 2005 23:02 the middle one is the lie, so the truths are the top n bottom one, top one being that her make out schemes are the best & he loves them
*happiness nosies*
I never did and I left my room saying I’m done when that happened 😂
Jess: "WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS!!"
Me: *AHHHHH JASONNN IS BACKKKK*
Aww they're been together since I was 3
Fluffy Husky yeaaaah
I hate this comment 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
@@Kit269 they were together when I was not born
@@mejialane9657 lol that's nice for u
Jess: You sounded like a real person for a second.
Ein: I am a real person-
**clap clap clap.**
18:50
Jess:oooo are you sure about that?
Jason: did you beat up a kid?!
How to know that your not a real one
“WEVEBEENMARRIEDFOR15”
No.. 7..
Google: Jess Bravura
"clicks enter"
Result: Jess Bravura
Google: married woman with 2 children that has a midlife crisis so she forces husband to play minecraft with complete strangers
"clicks enter"
Result: Jess Bravura
Edit: wow this blew up. Thanx for 195 likes1
Edit: This blew up just like what's in my pants. Thanks for the 664 likes guys!
Abstract Conflict not to be that person but Jess has 3 kids!
3 children you uneducated fool 😂😂😂
3 children
They were in google GOoGlE don’t bull then mkAy
Her full name is Jessica lol
Jess and Jason: *Arguing about how long they’ve been married.*
Me: *Googles it.*
:
🤣🤣
Lolololoololol
So how long? Was Jason in the right?
@@wolfygirl303Jason was right xD By now they’ve been married for 10 years, or so says google
We seriously need more videos like this when they can just be themselves😂❤❤
IKR!! we need more of these videos
Fr like…
actually cus the other videos are harder to watch 😭
Jess: WeVe *clap* BeEn *clap* ToGeThEr *clap* FoR *clap* fIfTeEn *clap* YeArS!
Jason: *waitadamnminute*
Kathyfoxyu Krew Kim melody joke
When there are two comments with these words
Me: *waitadamnminute.*
jess: rants how he knew how important her leaf tickets are and not to spend them
jason: honey i did that
random silence
still silent
jess: SQUEAK
That squeak was her swearing
👏👏👏👏
People: “Aphmau is a children’s channel.”
Jess: “I’M THIRSTY”
like damnnnnnnnnnnn. you dont gotta be so thirsty do that off camera
Jess:I stole money from ur wallet and blamed it on the kids cause they ate my chocolate cake >:(
Me: U just blamed ur kids
Jess is apparently always thirsty
@@miiyuzii When did she say it was a cake?
One thing's for sure: Jason's in BIG TROUBLE after this video.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Kawaii-Chan: *Gurrrlllll*
As your hype woman I can’t allow that 😂
Aaron: Your always thirsty
Aphmau: *LAUGHS* Dang it
Aaron: so the 2nd 1
Aphmau: *Breaths out* Ya
lol
Jess: "I'm gonna beat up some more kids (in roblox)"
Me: "HOLD ON--
*video ends*
Aphmau: “We’ve been Marie’s for 15 years”
Jason: “We’ve only been married for 7 years”
I laughed so hard at that
Love you Aphmau and Jason💗💗💗💗💗
•Wolfy playz• *Married
Same lol
They sound like a old couple
She said TOGETHER
Me:"Okay, let's start my homework
UA-cam:"Aphmau has posted a video
Me:"Well my homework can wait
My teacher:"You better have a good reason that you dont have your homework
Me:Its called the best thing in the world Aphmau
Edit:Thank you for the likes I have never had this much ❤💜
Helen Pablo so true
i love moeka's voice so much its so relaxing
True I love Moeka❤️🤩
Jess: “WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS!”
Jason: “We’ve only been married for like 7!”
Jess: *Insert GRR face*
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not even a single soul:
The comments: *so many quotes that i dont even need to watch the video*
Underrated comment here
Jess: I'm afraid of chocolate pancakes
Jason: *Alright imma head out-*
EYYYYYY HIGH FIVE THAT MEME STILL LIVES
:D
And from that day, Jason never came back from buying chocolate pancakes.
jason to moeka: ""your victim shaming me, DONT VICTIM SHAME ME"
Aphmau: “WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS”
Aaron: “ We’ve been married for 7 years”
Aphmau: “IT MIGHT AS WELL BE, WE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS”
Me: My parents have been together for 10 years, but have been married for I think 3 years. I feel you, Jess.
HI
My parents have been married for 18 years
@@imdone7628 aw that's adorable.
My parents have been married for 27 years
@@aarmaushipper2002 whoa that's a long time
-Jess: *"WE ARE GONNA FIGHT WITH OUR LIPS*"
Jason: *"..."*
No one but me: *OMG YASS, LOL, SO CUTE. MUNCKIN CORGIES ON A DONUT WITH NO HOLE! (house flipers)*
Yeah boi
Wth xD
@թօísօղ íѵվ 0o0 HOW DARE YOU SAY DAT. ME BELIEVE WHAT I WANNA BELIVE!
@@number1muichirofan I'm very random :)(: XD
Everyone: I'm Hufflepuff, I'm Slytherin, I'm Gryffindor
Me: Viva la Ravenclaw b**ches
I'm a hufflepuff but this made me snort 😂
My friends a slytherclaw (slytherin and ravenclaw)
I'm a slytherpuff
Fellow ravenclaw!!
YES RAVEN CLAWS FOR THE WIN
Did anyone else notice that like halfway through the video random food was appearing in Jess' hotbar?
“WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS!”
*we been married for 7 years*
nUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuuuUUUU!
“GIRL STAP IT. *_I’M THIRSTY”_*
-Jessica/Aphmau 2020
Edit: Just watched the whole video... .__.
DANG JESSICA YOU REAL THIRSTY!
But did Moeka and Chris ever find out what her last scheme was?
*Posted 8 seconds ago*
Me: *Clicks like my life depends on it*
Edit: Omg thanks for the likes!!!
Da_Gacha_Universe I clicked on to seconds same
ME
That is literally me🤣
i can honestly imagine someone creating a Roblox chocolate chip pancake horror story to see how jess reacts XD
Same
Same
Same
E
Aphmau: we've been together for 15 years!
Me: And still no season 7 in Mystreet......?
YESS WHERE IS THAT SEASON, ITS BEEN TWO YEARS
Yeah where us season 7!
I JUST FINISHED JUST WATCHING SEASON 6 FOR THE 10099TH TIME AND I CRIED AT THE LAST EPISODE SO I HAD TO WATCH SUM CUTE BUT I WANT A SEASON 7 😌
Bryanna Jones yea I want to wait for season 7 to watch the rest of MyStreet
I have just watched the mystreet for the first time and the season 7 has still yet to come out
When Jess said we’re gonna fight with our lips I thought that were gonna kiss each other to death 💀💀💀💀
Knowing what I know now, I think Jess would definitely opt for *that* rather than actually fighting 💜😂❤️
"You married her, that's what's wrong here"
- Kawaii-Chan 2020
Kawaii Chan is right
Haha
BRUH THAT RUDE I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN TO TO SEE THE TREES BUT I CANT AND BRUH BRUHHHHH NOOOO
@@zomreativechannel1119 its quarantine
Its 2021 now
Aaron: I wanted to die untill i relized theres a guest bedroom
Wow that's great 😊
14:03 "I was a pacifist...but not anymore because I seriously I would literally pass my fist in her face if I could" XD.
These days I take my fights to roblox
Aphmau mood
@@Aphmau Honestly same, jk no homo
@@Aphmau I do the same thing lol
Same
Who’s watching this in 2023🥲 the years have passed too quick 😭. I was 6 when this came out I’m 9 now
How did EIN of ALL people manage to become Aaron's hype person in this😂
Ein is great! When he needs to he can be a good person
And actually im rlly happy that it was ein of all people
@@artsy_games lol, I know Ein is great xD I love the guy, but... Aaron doesn't, and with good reason xDD Which us why this was so shocking
but it's not aaron's hype person, this is outside of the rp..
@@hellesofiechristiansenwiig3806this is kinda like out of the rp but Chris is a great person
“IT’S BEEN 15 YEARS!”
*_Cries in youth._*
Why am I so young? Their marriage is older than me.
theyve been together since I was born, fuck
@@tracimoyer9879 I’m only 13. And Aphmau said they been together for 15 years. Like, how?
(*´Д｀*)
I'm actually 15
XD SAME HERE
SAME
It’s so weird hearing Jess say “bad words” every now and then. Hell, damn, and in her OLD vids, there was a lot of vulgar language🤣 it’s just weird hearing the “innocent potato” swear
Jay Admire ehhhh
I'm really ok with it
Jess ones said shiz in someone else's channel
OH and also aphmau once said pedis
Guys, just to let you all know; I’m aware she’s cursed A LOT in her old videos. I was just saying it’s not something you’d hear like since Mystreet Season 1 cause of demonetization. But she got back into it I’m sure. Content is great either way.
My words exactly, my street through me off so badly 😂
2020 aphmau was something else lol
“We’re gonna put our years of *togethered* , *marriedness* -“
_Ah yes, much Engrish, such speak_
@Ximena Nava hehe *engrish*
Wow..ll
English
lol ;w;
hiaphmau
I love how this whole video is them SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER XD CX
“I remember the last scheme I made,
Can’t say that one on camera.”
Me: JesS oMgGg
Can we acknowledge how many times Jess zoomed in on Aaron’s pants and abs? Love you Jess and Jason! You guys make me laugh so hard I almost piss! ❤💜
HAlairious
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Aphmau: WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS!
Aaron: We've been married for 7....
Me: APHMAU YOU REALLY GONNA TAKE THAT?
Aphmau: WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS. SO MIGHT AS WELL-
Me: yes girl... Yes 😌💅
😝🤪😜
slay queen
“I wanna make out with you right now like right now”
Me:JESS THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE 4 KIDS
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought she had 2 kids
You are is right
@@roseroblox1805 me to
"You're always thirsty"
*JESS WITH HER E X T R E M E T H I R S T*
5:52 did she just zone out into his shorts😂😂
Jason: Well you're always thirsty
Me: well no wonder they have 3 kids :v
IM SORRY I HAD TO SAY IT 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
Omigosh WHYYY?!?!?!?
@I iz TaCo lOvEr CREEPER AW MAN sorry I.... I had to do it 😂😏
I don't like this math
They've been together for 15 years
Married for 7
Jess is always thirsty, yet they only have 3 kids, the 3rd being born a couple months ago
HMMMMMMM I FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE MORE
@@WERIDDEX got are pickle swing side to side to side