Son rejects his military dad cringe.

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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2024

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  • @truckerwolf8369
    @truckerwolf8369 3 роки тому +584

    Son: Wait this grave has my name!
    Dad:(Pulls out Beretta) always has been.

    • @KommieKaze
      @KommieKaze 3 роки тому +29

      *Beretta jams*
      “shit i should have went with the glock”
      *Pulls out combat knife*

    • @deviljinxe198
      @deviljinxe198 3 роки тому +17

      @@KommieKaze son runs away,
      *calls in the nearby sniper*

    • @synnistaa_2571
      @synnistaa_2571 3 роки тому +24

      Dad: Yes son, i am the imposter

    • @TheAVJ2
      @TheAVJ2 3 роки тому

      the brand brigades lol

    • @yofoshizzle66
      @yofoshizzle66 3 роки тому

      Me laughing in cheap s&w that has never jammed

  • @Providence..
    @Providence.. 3 роки тому +528

    Any kid that talks like this to their military father, clearly is not afraid to die, lmao. How was he not literally back-handed.

    • @devilsknight
      @devilsknight 3 роки тому +36

      Not just military. If i talked like that i wouldnt be here today!!

    • @pakoh9675
      @pakoh9675 3 роки тому +20

      Bad parenting lol

    • @bingchiling6572
      @bingchiling6572 3 роки тому +12

      His father is too soft

    • @Hg-vl6fk
      @Hg-vl6fk 3 роки тому +1

      Different ways of parenting

    • @justastormtrooper7603
      @justastormtrooper7603 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah my dad was deployed once for a few weeks in the Caribbean back in the 90s to assist the government against a communist revolt. He told me some stories of what happened and I think it messed him up a bit. If I were to talk like this about Memorial Day he would probably just leave me on the side of the road.

  • @flyingace5057
    @flyingace5057 3 роки тому +269

    "I dont know how to tell you this son, but your uncle Eric, He lost the gulag and we dont have the cash to buy him back."

    • @auxibeforeauxi6645
      @auxibeforeauxi6645 3 роки тому

      NOOOO

    • @mars5915
      @mars5915 3 роки тому +1

      you made me miss the entire video because I was laughing at your comment. Thanks.

    • @dattycdog7155
      @dattycdog7155 3 роки тому

      “Your teammate got their ass kicked.”

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 Рік тому

      At the grave:
      HEY! YOU HAVE THE MONEY BY NOW, BRING ME BACK!

  • @MimiteMarion
    @MimiteMarion 3 роки тому +434

    Man, if I even thought about talking to my parents like that, I'd get slapped back into the vents.

    • @spicyt9006
      @spicyt9006 3 роки тому +17

      true, but can you buy uncle eric back?? i dont think so

    • @snail6500
      @snail6500 3 роки тому +6

      My throat would get slit 💀💀

    • @blader6914
      @blader6914 3 роки тому +5

      my tounge would be cut out

    • @snail6500
      @snail6500 3 роки тому +3

      @@blader6914 my head would be severed

    • @arjunarun3033
      @arjunarun3033 3 роки тому

      You vented? Sus

  • @haydeng.957
    @haydeng.957 3 роки тому +210

    He would still be here today if he just wore desert camouflage

  • @bigman7025
    @bigman7025 3 роки тому +354

    Now when he plays warzone if he gets stuck with a Semtex he runs at the enemy🥲

    • @sandythetarnished2820
      @sandythetarnished2820 3 роки тому +4

      You don’t?

    • @casonsacco1571
      @casonsacco1571 3 роки тому +19

      When he sees a grenade he goes prone on top of it 🥲

    • @IHadANameOnce
      @IHadANameOnce 3 роки тому +1

      You sure your not Arab?

    • @casonsacco1571
      @casonsacco1571 3 роки тому +1

      In Warzone when he gets downed he’ll tell his friends to run🥲

    • @casonsacco1571
      @casonsacco1571 3 роки тому +3

      In Warzone when he loses the gulag he will tell his friends to keep the money for loadouts🥲

  • @sethkilberg9318
    @sethkilberg9318 3 роки тому +79

    Son to dad: hey dad? Did you ever complain about tryhards in the war who slide or jump around corners with SMG’s and dropshot constantly?

  • @forcierlogan
    @forcierlogan 3 роки тому +37

    Buy back uncle Eric, there’s a buy station 137m to your south east

  • @jaymeswaters8938
    @jaymeswaters8938 3 роки тому +129

    Good thing the grenade didn't actually activate

    • @define_goof9162
      @define_goof9162 3 роки тому +11

      Turns out when he jumped on the grenade he had managed to pull the pin and prime it. We should start making it a requirement to have atleast some form of military training before you're deployed, maybe then he would've known it wasn't even going to explode. RIP

  • @hottox8861
    @hottox8861 3 роки тому +28

    I love how soup and the gang can turn semi-boring videos into comedy gold

  • @samanthaofcatarina
    @samanthaofcatarina 3 роки тому +26

    Come on dad I just wanna play amogus
    *one speech later*
    Wow father, I'm a different man now.

  • @johnhoward6262
    @johnhoward6262 3 роки тому +56

    Soup you are the only one that brings me happiness and why does this dude sound like Cleveland brown

    • @sabre6464
      @sabre6464 3 роки тому +3

      Mans has a confederate flag lmao

    • @johnhoward6262
      @johnhoward6262 3 роки тому +6

      @CHIYOKO wtf

    • @FemTendoOwO
      @FemTendoOwO 3 роки тому +1

      Among us ඞ

    • @jamasa007
      @jamasa007 2 роки тому

      @@sabre6464 thats the florida state flag

    • @sabre6464
      @sabre6464 2 роки тому

      @Jamasa007 this was a year ago he changed it

  • @KommieKaze
    @KommieKaze 3 роки тому +25

    “Did he beat the gulag dad?”

  • @ringedraptor0154
    @ringedraptor0154 3 роки тому +26

    Bro you guys made me spit out my food I can’t take it anymore 😂😂

  • @bagel7316
    @bagel7316 3 роки тому +101

    wow. that grenade had a defect. it blew up when the spoon was still attached.

    • @deathbrin9er115
      @deathbrin9er115 3 роки тому +7

      I was just looking at the ejection port covers opening and closing when the casings came out.

  • @shmo-modethedungeonlifter4274
    @shmo-modethedungeonlifter4274 3 роки тому +7

    Relatives aren't deployed anymore after an instance in WW2 where I think it was 5 Sailor brothers were killed and they were the only children of a widow.

  • @Jake42O
    @Jake42O 3 роки тому +30

    Let's start a go fund me to buy uncle eric back

  • @bigfella1234
    @bigfella1234 3 роки тому +311

    Is it a bad time to say FRIENDLY FIRE WON'T BE TOLERATED AGAIN?

    • @Jake42O
      @Jake42O 3 роки тому +5

      Eat my wheeties sOn

    • @LittleLateOG
      @LittleLateOG 3 роки тому +2

      Why'd the taliban have an american style grenade? They use IEDs and shit

    • @Its_Urban
      @Its_Urban 3 роки тому

      @@LittleLateOG They use whatever they find. They loot dead soldiers all the time.

    • @samir_bassman9330
      @samir_bassman9330 3 роки тому

      He gets a 15 second timeout

  • @waybous
    @waybous 3 роки тому +5

    1:07 If I acted like that to my dad he would have beat me to death just so EMS could bring me back to life to do it all over again.

  • @CrabmanReturns
    @CrabmanReturns 3 роки тому +69

    0:22 I just noticed the screen is from a computer and the kid is playing on console

    • @renanvinicius6036
      @renanvinicius6036 3 роки тому +3

      I realize that too LOL

    • @Wslb.rako562
      @Wslb.rako562 3 роки тому

      That’s just soup pressing play

    • @WillBilly.
      @WillBilly. 3 роки тому +1

      @@Wslb.rako562 it says hold 4 to armor

    • @Wslb.rako562
      @Wslb.rako562 3 роки тому

      @@WillBilly. lol didn’t notice that. Only noticed the cursor

  • @ZBJDMLife
    @ZBJDMLife 3 роки тому +49

    This story actually hit emotionally

    • @CR-ed1yw
      @CR-ed1yw 3 роки тому +32

      Fr but I busted out laughing at the "buy Eric back" joke at the end

    • @Mypeenorhurt
      @Mypeenorhurt 3 роки тому +3

      Deez nutz tbh

    • @Transit0422
      @Transit0422 3 роки тому +1

      @@CR-ed1yw same

    • @papercrane747
      @papercrane747 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mypeenorhurt fr fr

  • @qou9293
    @qou9293 3 роки тому +9

    I know that if I ever said anything like that to either of my military parents, my head would’ve been divorced from my body immediately.

  • @briangarner6103
    @briangarner6103 3 роки тому +11

    "Kill confirmed" lmao chat

  • @jaggedstar1537
    @jaggedstar1537 2 роки тому +1

    That is one patient man

  • @johndangels2381
    @johndangels2381 3 роки тому +7

    The one dad that doesn't leave when they';re born ... And he doesn't realize how lucky he is xD

  • @profusionn3292
    @profusionn3292 3 роки тому +83

    Bro that grenade still had the fucking handle on it 😂

    • @zTheColonelz
      @zTheColonelz 3 роки тому +8

      You could see the plastic lines too

    • @elijahhpp
      @elijahhpp 3 роки тому +2

      Spoon

    • @MaefigHistory
      @MaefigHistory 3 роки тому +2

      The handle.... Jesus Christ....

    • @elijahhpp
      @elijahhpp 3 роки тому +3

      The spoon...

    • @elijahhpp
      @elijahhpp 3 роки тому +3

      That’s what it’s called

  • @GKXPress
    @GKXPress 2 роки тому +2

    "you see, son, we don't make that much money in the military and that's why we couldn't buy him back."

  • @greenfroppy212
    @greenfroppy212 3 роки тому +8

    The dad was actually a pretty good actor

  • @thedeviouspanda
    @thedeviouspanda 3 роки тому +13

    Has some common-ass name like Eric Jones
    "Why does he have the same name as me?!"

  • @meis0597
    @meis0597 3 роки тому +6

    Bro I could've written a novel in the amount of time that grenade took to blow up

  • @barrelstuff7498
    @barrelstuff7498 3 роки тому +1

    Grabs dog tags, "Kill comfirmed!"

  • @ryanstrilchuk5870
    @ryanstrilchuk5870 3 роки тому +4

    we need more of these, holy shit

  • @former_surge2167
    @former_surge2167 3 роки тому +3

    my cousins and my great grand father were war so this hits me hard. i wished i met my great grandfather more than once

  • @Childingod
    @Childingod 3 роки тому +6

    Still so damn good the 50th time he uploads it

  • @jashonlowry7442
    @jashonlowry7442 3 роки тому +1

    Bro didn't set his spawn

  • @senseisoisauce2563
    @senseisoisauce2563 3 роки тому +23

    I love you Soup you are a living legend bro!! ❤🔥🔥

  • @kyledudley5751
    @kyledudley5751 Рік тому +2

    My dad did 12 years in the Army. If I even raised my voice to my father and thought of talkin to him like that he woulda kicked my damn ass.

    • @braydenj1327
      @braydenj1327 Рік тому +1

      I'm sorry you were raised by abusive parents. Thoughts and prayers 🙏🙏

  • @finngalvin6230
    @finngalvin6230 3 роки тому +15

    I feel so bad for laughing about some of chat's comments. I'm going to hell. Who's coming with me?

    • @nemonus4279
      @nemonus4279 3 роки тому +5

      Was genuinely a nice video, heard Big Smoke and knew I was going down there aswell.

  • @cRoW_Dman2002
    @cRoW_Dman2002 6 місяців тому

    2:33 absolutely lost it here 😂😂

  • @nyquilsoup1846
    @nyquilsoup1846 3 роки тому +34

    0:23 ah yes freind warzone on PC on ps5

  • @DankDiamond
    @DankDiamond 3 роки тому +6

    "Wait why does this grave have my name"
    "Look son, I have a glock 19 in my pocket"

  • @p_snuggles2760
    @p_snuggles2760 3 роки тому +2

    I like how the fricking chat were the funny ones in this video lol

  • @mcoreotims2509
    @mcoreotims2509 3 роки тому +1

    10:16
    Kill Denied!

  • @diopkombat1517
    @diopkombat1517 3 роки тому +1

    "That is why we named you after him, that's also why we hate you."

  • @saxphonian2972
    @saxphonian2972 3 роки тому +8

    i was watching the dooos version of this

  • @xldbalisongflipper7879
    @xldbalisongflipper7879 3 роки тому +9

    this shit actually hits home because ive lost alot of friends in war

  • @ZovietBear
    @ZovietBear 3 роки тому +1

    ENEMY LANDING IN YOUR AREA!!

  • @renanvinicius6036
    @renanvinicius6036 3 роки тому +6

    What I find funny is because while his parents speak with him the TV is turn off LOL

  • @AG-kz7ns
    @AG-kz7ns 3 роки тому +6

    This is why they don’t put family members in the same units

  • @Frank7he7ank999
    @Frank7he7ank999 3 роки тому +1

    I haven’t laughed so hard like this in a while 😂😂😂

  • @JimyArtThingy
    @JimyArtThingy 3 роки тому +2

    I like how the grenade pin wasn't even pulled off.

  • @bdo2155
    @bdo2155 3 роки тому +35

    I bet u the country they were deployed in was called dharmannistan

    • @tenthirtyone1
      @tenthirtyone1 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 роки тому +2

      The Dharnam Expanded Universe is growing.

    • @mtndewurface
      @mtndewurface 3 роки тому +1

      Next is darr Germany during 1942, when ditler was at the peak of his terrible career. And he learns his lesson when ditlers wife cries for humanity to be restored. And the lesson in the end is not to respect everyone, but to respect wif.

  • @xbugbossing_xp3149
    @xbugbossing_xp3149 3 роки тому +1

    "Why hasn't he respawned yet?"
    💀😂

  • @chrisyakusik4132
    @chrisyakusik4132 3 роки тому +4

    Can we just take a moment to notice his headset is taped to the bottom of his controller lmaoooo

  • @Fartsnifer
    @Fartsnifer 3 роки тому +4

    When the kids playing warzone the first part he’s in duos and it shows keyboard icons the second clip when the tv turns of he’s in solos and in a complete different location and it shows consle icons

  • @Xirenx
    @Xirenx 3 роки тому +1

    Son its about time i told you the among us incident

  • @andreiionescu175
    @andreiionescu175 3 роки тому +32

    I didn’t know PlayStation released discord on the consoles

  • @skelly.skelly.skelly6185
    @skelly.skelly.skelly6185 3 роки тому

    Guy was like, "baby, will you keep me out of the barracks?"

  • @souperbulous7861
    @souperbulous7861 3 роки тому

    NOOOO WHY DID THIS MAKE ME CRYYY

  • @vZipp_
    @vZipp_ 3 роки тому +2

    THE END OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @austinjohnson5040
    @austinjohnson5040 3 роки тому +1

    Eric Doesn’t know how graveyards work...
    *I DIDN’T KNOW I COULD VENT INTO THE GROUND*

  • @25439
    @25439 3 роки тому +5

    you should just keep adding more and more of that intro clip in the beginning

  • @Anakinmanakin
    @Anakinmanakin 4 дні тому

    Why do these darman videos have that mystery science theater 3000 feel to them. Got to wish they did more of these

  • @IveSeenSomeStuff
    @IveSeenSomeStuff 3 роки тому

    The first 40 seconds are pure Gold 😂

  • @BIGFELLA96
    @BIGFELLA96 2 роки тому

    1:36 the dad should'a said "Well son I was in the middle of an east"

  • @De414Work
    @De414Work 9 місяців тому

    I’m laughing and crying at the same time 😂😂😂😂 military topics get to me. Ive always wanted to be in the military but I got into really bad accidents and while my I was in the hospital. My recruiter emailed me saying I was excepted into the Navy and I had to decline. But fuck it , I wasn’t meant to join aye? Great video as always!!!

  • @LiquidSoapDrinker
    @LiquidSoapDrinker 3 роки тому +2

    Fighting in the California desert when a WW2 Era grenade landed perfectly next to me, ok

  • @yasinmohammed7018
    @yasinmohammed7018 3 роки тому +3

    ily daddy soup 😩

  • @Law10205
    @Law10205 3 роки тому +1

    Felt like that grenade took too long to blow

    • @natethegreat6336
      @natethegreat6336 3 роки тому

      Ik it took so long to blow up they should have just kicked it away or something lol

  • @Chillafied
    @Chillafied 3 роки тому +1

    Dude we gotta chill sometime

  • @Dr_7932
    @Dr_7932 3 роки тому +2

    The dad looks like Big Smoke

    • @2zipties1idiotgarage22
      @2zipties1idiotgarage22 3 роки тому +1

      Ill take 2 numba 9s and numba 9 large a numba 6 with extra dip. A numba 7. 2 numba 45s one eith cheese and a large soda

  • @sircoughsalot44
    @sircoughsalot44 3 роки тому

    Soup made my day better

  • @latemixer5144
    @latemixer5144 3 роки тому +1

    You don't understand son, he got dropshotted in the gulag

  • @jpeench8981
    @jpeench8981 3 роки тому

    13:04 how u mess up the word troops lmao

  • @rikussky
    @rikussky 3 роки тому

    His brother didn’t survive the gulag

  • @Viper.TSMFTX
    @Viper.TSMFTX 3 роки тому +1

    I like how they are wearing woodland camo in a desert… they should be wearing desert camo

  • @Clutchupvandal
    @Clutchupvandal Місяць тому

    7:17 dad why does he have the same name as me?
    What? No, son *pulls out Glock* it IS you.

  • @ownagegaming6071
    @ownagegaming6071 3 роки тому

    when he picks up the dog tags kill confirmed

  • @scootinskeeter9608
    @scootinskeeter9608 3 роки тому +2

    He should’ve put plates in 🙄

  • @carapopovich4027
    @carapopovich4027 3 роки тому

    I was DYING the whole time lmfaooo

  • @buckybarns5984
    @buckybarns5984 3 роки тому

    When chat commented big smoke I laughed so hard

  • @BIOHAZARD-yc5cq
    @BIOHAZARD-yc5cq 3 роки тому +1

    I like how it says press 4 while he’s playing on a ps5😂

  • @jonathonpaxton7957
    @jonathonpaxton7957 3 роки тому

    Why does the dad sound like a civil uncle ruckus 😂😂

  • @skynightshade7742
    @skynightshade7742 3 роки тому +1

    He blew up and turned into tags, they were playing kill comfirmed.

  • @spencerpratt3331
    @spencerpratt3331 3 роки тому +1

    This is great Soup

  • @fondoe2804
    @fondoe2804 3 роки тому

    My favorite video yet

  • @therach1492
    @therach1492 Рік тому +1

    Deployed to what is likely Afghanistan or Iraq.... Wears M81 woodland fatigues

  • @phantomgamer9264
    @phantomgamer9264 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine when he picked up the necklace it said "collect the dog tags to revive"

  • @keecamp3706
    @keecamp3706 2 роки тому +1

    Would have been better if when the dad was done telling his story he said okay can I go play games now

  • @BIGSCHMUNGY
    @BIGSCHMUNGY 3 роки тому +5

    Notice how he’s playing warzone with a 360 controller

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 роки тому

      He's a skilled modder and gamer.

    • @BIGSCHMUNGY
      @BIGSCHMUNGY 3 роки тому

      @@lucascoval828 shit you right

  • @ch3rry600
    @ch3rry600 2 роки тому

    I bet when uncle Eric died he had the "You were killed by a grenade💣" indicator showing up right as he was dying

  • @willbaker8886
    @willbaker8886 3 роки тому

    7:17 *Dad takes his medication and his son starts to disappear*

  • @Redhotquagmire
    @Redhotquagmire 3 роки тому

    I fucking choked on my tea when the Among Us part came up lol

  • @keythekidd
    @keythekidd 2 роки тому +1

    Eric would’ve gotten fucked up and set straight a long time ago. Unrealistic. 6/10 IGN.

  • @hallaatwolfyinc.1849
    @hallaatwolfyinc.1849 3 роки тому

    Mark this day I will become a skilled carpenter and forge a wooden nickel and I will hand send it to Dallas Soup when the time comes

  • @Wherearemyfingers
    @Wherearemyfingers 3 роки тому

    Erics chillin

  • @ImperialCub
    @ImperialCub 2 роки тому +1

    Dhar Mann doesn't know his threws and throughs or their, there, and they're and this video shows it

  • @Rawmen69420
    @Rawmen69420 3 роки тому

    Bro Mean It goes hard asf keep it up man

  • @sandy_matt_4699
    @sandy_matt_4699 3 роки тому

    Uncle was not the Impostor

  • @drugfeign
    @drugfeign 3 роки тому +3

    I like how once it got to the grenade part everyone got quiet.