Best Of Rifftrax: Highlander

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  • @elrojo79
    @elrojo79 11 років тому +24

    I've been a Highlander fan for years, so when The Source came out, my old roommate and I rented it immediately. We were feeling fairly uneasy about the film and then it came to the scene where the Guardian mockingly sings "Who Wants to Live Forever" while stalking Duncan.
    I turned to my friend and asked, "What the hell is this?"
    He looked at with great anger and responded, "Betrayal...it's betrayal."

    • @BeowulfNorther
      @BeowulfNorther 8 років тому +4

      elrojo79 I did like how the ending basically rendered all of the highlanders deaths pointless by saying only one meant only one could have mids

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 8 років тому +58

    Oh, hai Lander!

    • @jonplaud
      @jonplaud 7 років тому +3

      can't see this movie the same way again.

    • @soundgardener4940
      @soundgardener4940 6 років тому +2

      _"can't see this movie the same way again."_
      It's a form of magic...kinda.

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 роки тому +2

      “Darth businessesman”

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 роки тому +2

      the Sean Connery impression’s hilarious

  • @scythemouse
    @scythemouse 7 років тому +27

    Highlander 9: The Quickening 3 That Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Immortals.

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 2 роки тому +1

      "Highlander 10: Battlefield Name of Planet From Highlander 2: The Quickening, But Since That Isn't Canon to the Series, We're Just Calling It Highlander 10: Battlefield Scotland!"

  • @femoman
    @femoman 12 років тому +11

    As much as I love this movie, this Rifftrax is freaking brilliance!

    • @spacenerd9499
      @spacenerd9499 2 роки тому

      Hey 👋 do you know how I can watch the full movie? I've been unsuccessful in finding it. Thanks! ✌️

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 Рік тому +3

    I watched this movie the other day and actually heard the Kurgan sing, "Ahhhhh!" during the final fight scene.
    I think random operatic singing whenever a character opens their mouth is one of my favorite of RiffTrax's running gags.

  • @WickedScott
    @WickedScott 7 років тому +49

    Hire a Frenchman to play a Scot, hire a Scott to play a Spaniard. Makes sense.

    • @deathsheadknight2137
      @deathsheadknight2137 5 років тому +2

      ACTING!

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 роки тому +4

      He's not Spanish, he's Egyptian

    • @junghunt8645
      @junghunt8645 4 роки тому +3

      Scott Connery. Better than Scott Caan, suppose.

    • @Hollyberrystreats
      @Hollyberrystreats 3 роки тому +1

      And an American to play...whatever the hell Kurgen is supposed to be

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 2 роки тому +1

      @@Hollyberrystreats Russian? Canadian? German? Australian? Every accent at once?

  • @ThatBoogieman
    @ThatBoogieman 5 років тому +5

    "Oh, hi Lander!"
    Joke of the goddamn century.

  • @chimpinaneckbrace
    @chimpinaneckbrace 7 років тому +31

    He forgot Highlander: The Legend of Curley's Gold.

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 2 роки тому

      Nah, Curly Howard as an immortal.
      Woowoowoo woo

    • @DemonKingBadger
      @DemonKingBadger Рік тому +1

      @@demonkingbadger6689 well, he did take many a blow that would fell a mere mortal

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 10 років тому +17

    "Highlander: Pig in the City" LOL

  • @pixietwitch
    @pixietwitch 9 років тому +35

    This is even more fun when you realize that the Kurgen is Mr Krabs!!!

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 8 років тому +7

      +Diana Psotka Also, Lex Luthor

    • @sugahrghebare._.2052
      @sugahrghebare._.2052 7 років тому +2

      +Diana Psotka +Kyle Shea Mr. Krabs , Lex Luthor, Sgt. Zim, Captain Hadley AND your real dad...

    • @jonplaud
      @jonplaud 7 років тому +1

      just close your eyes when he speaks.

    • @pixietwitch
      @pixietwitch 7 років тому +5

      lol. That makes it even worse.... I keep imagining Eugene Krabs saying all of his lines... Hilarious!

    • @JamesOhGoodie
      @JamesOhGoodie 7 років тому +4

      YARRRR REMEMBER WHAT RAMIREZ TAUGHT YEH!

  • @RIMovieCorner
    @RIMovieCorner 10 років тому +16

    "Do I even need to say where to jam this?"
    "Well, I suppose I can jam it up the... HEY!"

  • @youreadarling
    @youreadarling 12 років тому +10

    WARNING!: Do not drink while watching this video. Computer surfaces will get wet.

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 10 років тому +17

    I've been linked here from the Rifftrack of The Room. Oh Hai Lander!

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 8 років тому +17

    And I love Lisa so maach

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 12 років тому +3

    Aw, they forgot to mention my favorite sequel, Highlander 22: Electric Boogaloo. (Never knew Michael Ironsides could breakdance like that)

  • @GrizDrummer25
    @GrizDrummer25 13 років тому +6

    "oh hai lander" made me almost choke on my sandwich lol

  • @ninjawraith17
    @ninjawraith17 13 років тому +9

    1:17
    WOW, that DID sound like Wiseau.

  • @natepeace1737
    @natepeace1737 2 роки тому +2

    “I’m every woman inside of me!” Lol!

  • @KainGerc
    @KainGerc 13 років тому +7

    i think my favorite sequel was "Highlander: pig in the city"
    (so many beheaded pigs)

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 10 років тому +8

    "DAMN!! I still don't get how surprise works!"

  • @TheInstantClassic1
    @TheInstantClassic1 13 років тому +4

    "I don't like boats, I don't like water, I'm a man not a fish!"
    "And I love Lisa so much"
    LMFAO I love all The Room references

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 4 роки тому +2

    Highlander 12: Please Stop Me!

  • @monsterinyourpocket
    @monsterinyourpocket 13 років тому +4

    *Hubcap rolls by*
    "CUT. Who the hell did that?"

  • @Hollowshape
    @Hollowshape 11 років тому +6

    "I have to be there at ONE!"

  • @KakkoiiSasuke
    @KakkoiiSasuke 10 років тому +22

    "And so as this omniscient god man canoodles with the world's most average woman." 'Average' is being generous frankly.

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 12 років тому +10

    "Highlander: Pig in the City" would be dignified compared to "Endgame" and "Source".

    • @godzilla964
      @godzilla964 2 роки тому

      Don't forget "The Quickening."

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 2 роки тому

      Bit not "The Search for Vengeance".

    • @DemonKingBadger
      @DemonKingBadger Рік тому

      I have been constantly by Highlander fans that there were no sequels

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 13 років тому +3

    Who's there!?
    UM... MEOW!
    Reminded me of Colin Mochrie from Whose Line! lol

  • @Shanethefilmmaker
    @Shanethefilmmaker 12 років тому +1

    1) It was in the directors cut. The old Receptionist was the little girl he Rescued.
    2) Lambert is French/American.

  • @pixietwitch
    @pixietwitch 13 років тому +2

    What! No Mr. Krabs jokes????? For those who don't know, Clancy Brown (the Kurgan) is also the voice of Mr. Krabs on Spongebob.

  • @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117
    @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117 3 роки тому +1

    Jason Voorhees! This thing is star studded!

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 2 роки тому +1

      Hmm, Jason is pretty resistant to death, and super strong . . . maybe Jason is one of the immortals!

  • @Drago5899
    @Drago5899 12 років тому +2

    "I am a man not a fish!"
    "And I love Lisa so much"

  • @JessieJ93
    @JessieJ93 12 років тому +5

    Darth Business Man

  • @srka42
    @srka42 13 років тому +1

    "'I'M KING OF THE BRICK PENISSS!" Genius.

  • @kevinhanson7867
    @kevinhanson7867 2 місяці тому

    "Hi!" That made me laugh so hard! 😂😂😂

  • @ernestspencer4879
    @ernestspencer4879 11 років тому +3

    The Kurgan is flushing himself. Love it.

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 4 роки тому +2

    "Here we are!"
    "No, over here!"
    😂

  • @OmegaII
    @OmegaII 13 років тому +2

    "Who wants to lick forever!"
    One of my favorite King songs.

  • @pittland44
    @pittland44 6 років тому +3

    And who could forget "Highlander Pig in the City?"

  • @doc029
    @doc029 13 років тому

    @GriffithAMPS It was the European version, the original US version had them cut out. The later US releases "director's cut" had them back in.

  • @MrSleepy677
    @MrSleepy677 13 років тому +1

    @SirenWasHere I got the VHS version of this film.

  • @AGuyWithAChannel
    @AGuyWithAChannel 12 років тому

    Your tearing me APART, lander!

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 13 років тому

    Man, the guys sure did a nice job with this. I know Highlander is a good movie, but they managed to get me to laugh at the riffs they set up.

  • @KristenDETW
    @KristenDETW  13 років тому

    @GriffithAMPS
    I believe it was a deleted scene that was included on a special addition DVD that inserted it back in the movie. I guess the person I got the movie from had that version.

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo 13 років тому +2

    @sokarsfleet Highlander: The Search for Vengeance is actually quite good.

  • @happentodie8776
    @happentodie8776 7 років тому +5

    i dont know who these guys are but damn they're funny ,

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk 13 років тому

    @SirenWasHere its rad, but what you saw on here was pretty much all of it. i wish it went into that more, the concept of going from battlefield to battlefield is just awesome

  • @grnhair2001
    @grnhair2001 13 років тому

    Do I even need to say ... where to jam this?
    I so love these guys

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 13 років тому +1

    "McCloud!"
    Kevin: I'm fake Michael Caine!
    Kurgan: The Gathering... *flicks out his sword's two bladed prongs*
    Mike: Whoa, what the hell was that!? I didn't even know it did that!
    Kurgan: I have something to say! It's better to burn out... than to fade away! *spins*
    Kevin: Wow, he just broke ALL the commandments about not being a lame dork!
    Bill: Yeah, and I don't recall Neil Young doing a spin and air punch after that line.

  • @ForceMaximus84
    @ForceMaximus84 7 років тому +1

    "IIIIIIII HAVE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!!!!!!" ROFL

  • @Coyotemooneyes
    @Coyotemooneyes 13 років тому +1

    "Ohai-lander" I lol'ed

  • @adrianlee3497
    @adrianlee3497 3 роки тому

    To Sir Sean Connery.
    There can be only one🍸🍸🍸 ⚔⚔⚔

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 12 років тому +2

    Oh Hi, lander!

  • @textthing
    @textthing 13 років тому

    I'd like to have a jigsaw-sword that you can simply fit together and use without any danger of it falling apart, even though the pieces are seemingly held together by friction. I don't think the Kurgen understands how swords are supposed to work.
    That's another thing - McLeod was sitting there at a wrestling match with a sword inside his coat? His opponent was somersaulting around (???) while hiding his sword inside his jacket?

  • @fredmand
    @fredmand 13 років тому +1

    Old guy by lamppost FTW

  • @HesitantEvil
    @HesitantEvil 12 років тому +1

    Oh Hi, Lander!

  • @alakabaz3
    @alakabaz3 13 років тому +1

    Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! I have the element of surprise!!!!!

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 13 років тому +1

    "I'm fake Michael Caine."
    "I still don't get how surprise works!"
    "He's supposed to be Scottish? He sounds like Tommy Wiseau!"
    "Tonight at 1 Police Cliche Plaza."
    "Noble race of Immortals, ladies and gentlemen, shrieking like Jerry Lewis."
    "He just broke all the commandments in not being a lame dork."

  • @drumr72
    @drumr72 4 роки тому

    "I saw the Highlander, Ricky...it was shit!"

  • @The_Ballo
    @The_Ballo 13 років тому

    When I watched this the flushing scene had me in tears.
    Doesn't work as well in this format for some reason, however.

  • @marcherwitch9811
    @marcherwitch9811 2 роки тому

    highlander pig in the city would be more dignified than anything ritchie ever did...

  • @DocLantern85
    @DocLantern85 10 років тому +1

    5:23: When Tongues Must DIIIIIIEEEE!

  • @irvingcsaltzburg
    @irvingcsaltzburg 12 років тому

    "Nick Nolte?"
    Naw that's just Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. No seriously that guy's Mr. Krabs, imdb that shit.

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 6 років тому

    Garret Morris loves it

  • @RIMovieCorner
    @RIMovieCorner 13 років тому

    HAVE TO BE THERE AT ONE!

  • @Shanethefilmmaker
    @Shanethefilmmaker 11 років тому

    Oh I wasn't talking about Duncan, I was talking about the Source Guardian.

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 13 років тому +3

    *moan*
    Mike: Kevin, was that you moaning?
    Kevin: NO, THAT WASN'T ME MOANING!!
    Bill: Oh, c'mon, Kevin, gross! Knock it off!
    *moan*
    Bill: Stop moaning!
    *moan*
    Bill: Hey, stop it!
    Kevin: It wasn't me!

  • @doctorcraptonicus7941
    @doctorcraptonicus7941 9 років тому +4

    Is it my imagination or does this keep turning into Police Squad?
    5:25 - and THAT'S how much cocaine they took to make this embarrassing cack.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 8 років тому

      You're just saying that because Alan North is the police captain.

  • @Kitama23
    @Kitama23 11 років тому +1

    "ZE RASPBERRY COSMO IZ MY RECIPE!

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 12 років тому

    At this rate in the franchise, "Highlander: Pig In The City" would be an improvement.

  • @fluffyman85
    @fluffyman85 13 років тому

    Now I'm interested in what's with the old guy next to the lamppost.

  • @pdlbean
    @pdlbean 13 років тому +1

    oh hi, lander.

  • @TehSqueakySniper
    @TehSqueakySniper 13 років тому

    duck, duck, duck, duck, uh goose.... why you no chase me?

  • @LoneBong
    @LoneBong 11 років тому +1

    3:09: She's a naschie shaw'she-was talkin too

  • @JJJMMM1
    @JJJMMM1 13 років тому

    @SirenWasHere
    The version I saw on tv as a kid (18 years ago?) had the scene. I don't believe it was directors cut or anything.

  • @BrooklynJackBlue
    @BrooklynJackBlue 12 років тому

    Murdoc? "I'll show you how to kill an eel! You MELT ITS FACE OFF!"

  • @themightychabunga2441
    @themightychabunga2441 8 років тому +6

    there can be only one?there should have been only one,...Highlander movie. all the rest blew haggis.

  • @MegaTaylor12345
    @MegaTaylor12345 13 років тому

    i like the film but this is brilliant

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk 6 років тому +2

    I feel like I've watched this like 15 times in the last 5 years and it never gets old
    So many great bits
    Is that Ronald McDonald?
    Oh hi lander
    Lampost old man
    The hand holding
    There can be only one, my hands are tied haha
    You know the funniest thing about the TV movie of Highlander is they retcon the famous, memorable there can be only one line to mean only one can have a kid.. not a victor of eternal combat. It's like oh .. okay.
    The movies are all awful besides this one, the sequel is a super silly sci fi
    The show has some okay parts but is just so 90s

  • @Xandermorph
    @Xandermorph 12 років тому +2

    Aww my two favorite bits weren't included!
    Cop: You talk funny Nash, where you from?
    Connor: Lots of different places.
    Kevin: But mostly Switzerfrance!
    and:
    Heather: I'm goin' tae buy myself a new dress!
    Bill (in thick Scottish accent): Jus' make sure the material's good for ass grabbin'!

  • @RIMovieCorner
    @RIMovieCorner 13 років тому

    Do I even have to say where to jam this?
    I suppose I could jam it up the... HEY!

  • @greedyd5524
    @greedyd5524 6 років тому

    I wasn’t there to see it but they tell me Byron Hadley started sobbing like a little girl when they took him away

  • @ThePcar33
    @ThePcar33 13 років тому

    What, no mention of Diet Caffeine Free Highlander, it's the freshmaker!

  • @andrewforbes1433
    @andrewforbes1433 Рік тому

    Russell Mulcahy directed one tremendously fun and stylish pulp adventure.
    This isn't it.

  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie 13 років тому

    HIGHLANDER: The only movie with a Frenchman playing a Scotsman and a Scotsman playing an Egyptian who's pretending to be a Spaniard.

  • @vigo894
    @vigo894 12 років тому

    Connery plays a Spaniard who's actually Egyptian.

  • @VerySourLemon
    @VerySourLemon 13 років тому

    HEEERE WE ARE!
    NO, WE'RE OVER HERE!

  • @untunedguitar45
    @untunedguitar45 13 років тому

    @Cpt50Caliber I think the rifftrax is only compatible with the director's cut

  • @JoaqMan
    @JoaqMan 12 років тому

    1)Special edition DVD
    2)France

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 13 років тому

    Herrrre we are! / Noooo, over herrrre!

  • @RIMovieCorner
    @RIMovieCorner 13 років тому

    WE ARE BROTHERS!!
    FROM ANOTHER MUTHA!

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 13 років тому

    Highlander: Pig in the Big City... that maybe better any of the others.

  • @gilbertgotfried
    @gilbertgotfried 12 років тому

    I shuppose I could jam it up th-HEY!

  • @fnord3125
    @fnord3125 11 років тому +1

    Good lord Highland is terrible and cheesy. But the RiffTrax is pretty great, so I call it a win. I especially find the "Who wants to lick forever" bit unjustifiably hilarious.

  • @zacharyjochumsen9677
    @zacharyjochumsen9677 5 років тому

    Star wars jokes at 5 seconds or eariler

  • @MsLadyisatramp
    @MsLadyisatramp 13 років тому

    good belly laugh from this one!

  • @untunedguitar45
    @untunedguitar45 13 років тому

    @Cpt50Caliber original or director's cut?

  • @christopheranderson2520
    @christopheranderson2520 5 років тому

    Oh, hi Lander! I didn't hit her!

  • @textthing
    @textthing 13 років тому

    Faight me damnyoo! Somebody FAIGHT me!

  • @ErichoTTA
    @ErichoTTA 12 років тому

    No, "Chief? McCloud?"?

  • @textthing
    @textthing 13 років тому

    FAITMEDAMNYOU! SOMEBODY FAIIT ME!