@@JazzyFizzleDrummers he doesn’t even have a measuring cup to measure out a cup of water though. Most ppl, in America at least, don’t use scales at all
There needs to be a percentage category for interpreting “soda” as “Pepsi” while baking Edit nvm. He’s a troll but I genuinely believe he doesn’t have measuring cups
like not having a blender I can understand. Niche use, takes up space, costs a non-negligible amount of money. But not even having measuring spoons or ONE measuring cup? A bridge too far.
the horrible thing is that when i first looked i thought it was actually a meal, but upon closer inspection it was a fucking egg next to a lemon bar with scallion on it
@@hritviktripathi8434 I tried to make brownies with intuition instead of measurements once when I was a college student and it looked like a pan of diarrhea 😂😂 my friends still roast me for the diarrhea brownie fiasco 😂
I get not having like an electric mixer, but how do you not have something as basic as measuring cups? Or like...bowls? I don't think those things are usually that expensive, could he not have picked those up at the store as well??
Okay but why does it look so good and artistic in the thumbnail when it’s literally just a stick of butter and an egg covered in flour garnished with choc chips and chives 0-0
i used to put leafs in my old bike's back wheel and ride it backwards and i thought it would make popcorn lol edit: kids bikes normally makes a weird noise when trying to ride it backwards
I don't know what's killing me with laughter more: PointCrow following the directions as if nothing is wrong, or chat *_CONSTANTLY SCREAMING_* in complete and utter *_agony._*
I can relate to not having measuring cups, because these are not popular measuring units for food in the country where I live, but not having bowls was honestly shocking to me.
"Lets return to cooking, uh, regular food." As the camera swivels back to a bowl of mostly flour, a spoon of salt and soda, and a 69+ chapter book buried in said ingredients.
Lol remember when you came to this video thinking it would actually be a video about baking with a translated recipe and not a man with a gross misunderstanding of how baking works? I remember that
@@Johnny_0202 baking soda. it's sometimes just called soda in context. however, it's very possible that there are cookie recipes out there that use a fizzy drink as an ingredient, doesn't sound too out there really.
There is no way for me to properly express how hilariously painful it is that Crow didn't know the difference between a tablespoon and a teaspoon. Like, it's really funny, but also I'm really into baking and it's making me cringe. Love it.
When he poured the spoons in I literally started hyperventilating the sound they made when he was stirring was terrible please I'm going to have nightmares Eric please
when eric did that all i could hear was my mom screaming at me for scratching the surface of the pot with metal. i think if i showed this to her she would have a heart attack lol
I agree they can completely butcher it for English bibles. We have a Hebrew Greek Bible so there's like a dictionary on Tthe back for english words translated to greek/Hebrew.
Summary of the video: "In a small bowl, combine flour, soda, and salt; Book." "tap the soft sugar butter and sugar and electric blender" "mix the spoons for about 1 minute or until fluffy" "scratch on the side of the box from time to time" "Stir in the flour mixture until the mixture (the person will tighten)" "Gets the characters in a 2-inch set of unseen cookie sheets" "The store covered the air container"
“I took a random recipe for chocolate chip cookies from the internet, translated it 30 times through Google translate, and then translated it back into English. *And then we baked it.* ” Lies.
@@jacobjenkins7362 actually as horrible as it is sometimes fertilised eggs are packaged and sold. if you ever find a red spot inside an egg, that is a chicken baby
@@tealwashablemarker8886 Dude how the fuck would those eggs even get fertilized if the cocks and the hens are always kept separately. Is the second coming of virgin mary a chicken?
@@tealwashablemarker8886, that’s not a thing, but if it were, why would it be horrible? People actually kill living chicken for their meat, you can possibly think accidental abortion is _worse_ than murder, right?
Honestly I've seen people start doing silly cooking series and watched it transform into them actually *learning how to cook* over time so that would be cool
11:40 “The temperature of the ice cubes will cool the cookies down.” Me: 1. TeCHnIcALly tHeRes nO sUch tHinG aS cOld eNErGy 2. What cookies do you speak of?
@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 a man who does not own *bowls* will not go out of his way to get a kitchen scale (and I know it would only be out of his way cause he's an American but... He is)
not to mention the hole you have ripped in my heart from destroying a perfectly fine book. (despite everything I am saying, this was really fun to watch. I was laughing the entire time.)
oh this was my first time baking cookies by myself too, so thats fun
i just got a girlfriend and this video so the second best thing that’s happened to me today
You cool
Poggers bro
What’s up Point bro
indeed
as a chef, this was quite possibly the most painful thing ive ever forced myself to watch, i love it
Please watch Haachama try to cook omg
@@LambentLight00 why did you have to show me this. you have done irreparable damage to my brain
@@BotWatts One of us. One of us.
A good cooking channel is How to Basic, id recommend their ramen recipe
@@BotWatts One of us. One of us.
Genius stream idea
I'm concerned that you're gonna burn your house down
Might be a good stream to make Christmas Cookies.
Don’t die
RT NO-
RT U BETTER NOT
I feel like his lack of understanding on how to bake is worse than the actual translation lol.
when he said he didn’t have measuring cups i died a little inside 😂😂😂😂
It's amazing he doesn't even have a kitchen scale. You can weigh a cup of water and use it to approximate where a cup is on the vessel.
@@JazzyFizzleDrummers he doesn’t even have a measuring cup to measure out a cup of water though. Most ppl, in America at least, don’t use scales at all
@@JazzyFizzleDrummers Americans don’t use scales, so that part isn’t surprising
@@florasion. i mean- I'm American and have a scale-
this man owns no kitchen products and really decided "huh, i'm gonna do a baking video :)" absolute madlad
LMAO right 😂😂😂😂 it’s so chaotic i love it
Hes gonna end up eating 2 sticks of BUTTER.
Absolute madlad.
What makes this bad:
10% Google translated recipe
90% Crow not having bowls or measuring cups or blenders
Should've used an electric blender to evenly mix those spoons until fluffy
And he didn't bring a log
There needs to be a percentage category for interpreting “soda” as “Pepsi” while baking
Edit nvm. He’s a troll but I genuinely believe he doesn’t have measuring cups
@@TheAnjelHarte I feel like that was obvious, he doesn’t even have a genuine bowl lmaoo
like not having a blender I can understand. Niche use, takes up space, costs a non-negligible amount of money. But not even having measuring spoons or ONE measuring cup? A bridge too far.
I honestly can’t believe that the thumbnail was the true end product...
the horrible thing is that when i first looked i thought it was actually a meal, but upon closer inspection it was a fucking egg next to a lemon bar with scallion on it
@@d3ath_st4rz I thought it was a nice lemon cake with sprinkles!!! I thought the egg part was just the egg never got used in the recipe
@@kiaradietze9836 i thought it was icecream 🙈
@@d3ath_st4rz i just thought it was a stick of butter lmao
I thought it was barfi and ragulla💀 I place too much faith in crow I think
"I don't have measuring cups" is both the funniest and saddest thing Ive ever heard.
I don't have it either, just use intuition
substituting with a fucking ladle and using pepsi instead of baking soda
I cannot wait for this beautiful trainwreck
@@hritviktripathi8434 baking with intuition can make some.. interesting creations lol
*laughs in digital scales*
@@hritviktripathi8434 I tried to make brownies with intuition instead of measurements once when I was a college student and it looked like a pan of diarrhea 😂😂 my friends still roast me for the diarrhea brownie fiasco 😂
i'm not sure what stressed me out more: the recipe itself or the lack of kitchen utensils that you own
Him: "I don't own measuring cups"
Me and my Ed: *sweats*
Copied
@@ikilledeminem3520 doesn’t have a bowl either does he eat?
I get not having like an electric mixer, but how do you not have something as basic as measuring cups? Or like...bowls?
I don't think those things are usually that expensive, could he not have picked those up at the store as well??
@@ikilledeminem3520 I don’t mean to be disrespectful or anything but what does a measuring cup do with an ed?
I love how he goes, “I’m going to make cookies” knowing FULL WELL he doesn’t have bowls OR measuring spoons.
Alternative title: PointCrow tries to burn his house down and give himself food poisoning while giving everyone anxiety for views
You mean, collectors anxiety
Yeah I was gonna say that too
He’s trying to make every Zelda recipe
@@izeaanaya6183 dougdoug style, babish style, or gilbert style?
@@froidesprit YES
I love that at 10:13, someone in chat is just like “I just joined... *is that a book?* “
glad to know im not the only one who noticed xd
Lol
Book.
Ha, ha!
Okay but why does it look so good and artistic in the thumbnail when it’s literally just a stick of butter and an egg covered in flour garnished with choc chips and chives 0-0
IKR
LMFAO YES IT LOOKS GOURMET
This is like 6 year old me making "potions" in the backyard.
Exactly. This sums it up perfectly 😂🤣
Why let's gooo hollow knight pfp
Brudda
i used to put leafs in my old bike's back wheel and ride it backwards and i thought it would make popcorn lol
edit: kids bikes normally makes a weird noise when trying to ride it backwards
Lmao
I don't know what's killing me with laughter more:
PointCrow following the directions as if nothing is wrong, or chat *_CONSTANTLY SCREAMING_* in complete and utter *_agony._*
Pointcrow’s ability to follow the directions were worse than the directions themselves tbh
Him not having any supplies for baking is such a college mood
Ah yes, one time in a student communal kitchen we made brownies in an empty hummus bucket cos we didn't have a mixing bowl 😌
except he's a grown man 🤪
Maybe but that kitchen is NOT a college mood. Like are all those cupboards just empty??
@@emilyzaitz2687 they may be filled with ready made food and plates and cups and glasses and such
Truer words have never been spoken.
this is like watching an alien try to prepare human food.
As soon as I saw “soda” I said: “Oh no... it must’ve said BAKING SODA and instead translated as just SODA” never bake with soda, a book, and cardboard
books make you smarter upon consumption
Readers digest?
your cookies weren’t good because you didn’t scratch the box quite as much as you should have.
Maybe the delicious flavor of the spoons wasn't as strong either
I'm just glad he didn't bake it.
Didn’t serve with the book, automatically wrong
He had to put the characters in the cookie sheet though, and we aren't allowed to see those.
Door-kun?
Door-kun!
He also didn't serve with the card board
My man, you have that gun pointed the wrong way
"This is the only bowl I have."
"I don't have measuring cups."
Me: *Visible confusion*
Honestly same
I can relate to not having measuring cups, because these are not popular measuring units for food in the country where I live, but not having bowls was honestly shocking to me.
@@MarceloZ2 What do you use then? Do you weigh everything? How do you measure liquids?
A full kitchen like that and almost no proper cooking utensils.
Across the pond in the UK we use measuring scales for measuring things like flour, and use a cup with a scale on the side for liquids.
For those who didn't see the full stream: yes we made him make real cookies after this anxiety wreck
Thank you
This is how we unlocke the more delicious cookies
Oh hi!
Yes butter is cookies now 😎😎
lowkey im down to spend hours grinding cookie recipes
you forgot the in unlocke.
Why are you suddenly active in comments PattyTrills?
"Lets return to cooking, uh, regular food." As the camera swivels back to a bowl of mostly flour, a spoon of salt and soda, and a 69+ chapter book buried in said ingredients.
I definitely would’ve interpreted “book” as a verb...
Since it was a clause by itself it had to be an imperative verb. He should've booked it.
@igidrau oui bagette
@@luturnix7567 The baguette stereotype is true but not the hat and mustache one.
Imagine Eric just tossing the ingredients into the bowl like Link does in BOTW
@e-book mioda I’m just really disappointed that he didn’t eat the spoons/book
He kinda did it at 5:40
Watch DougDoug. He did an entire video on it once
Over a fire, mind you.
Irrational yeah, I know that video too
Lol remember when you came to this video thinking it would actually be a video about baking with a translated recipe and not a man with a gross misunderstanding of how baking works? I remember that
Get out of my nonexistent closet >:(
The soda part wasn't even bad translation, just purposeful idiocy. But funny
the entire thing was just idiocy. that was the joke
A cookie with soda?
@@Johnny_0202 baking soda. it's sometimes just called soda in context.
however, it's very possible that there are cookie recipes out there that use a fizzy drink as an ingredient, doesn't sound too out there really.
@@HolyShinta ah, had forgotten what it was... But... A cookie with Backing soda??? Btw... What was he going to do for this recipe?
@@Johnny_0202 huh you're right, cookies don't usually use baking soda. who knows whats going on here 🤔😆
For anyone wondering, he did bake the cookies correctly after he created that nightmare on twitch
Where's the video? Is it on Twitch or did he do it by himself offline?
Did he do it online or offline? I NEED TO KNOW
He did on twitch, yes
@@pablorojas6219 thank you!
"correctly" without baking utensils lmao
There is no way for me to properly express how hilariously painful it is that Crow didn't know the difference between a tablespoon and a teaspoon. Like, it's really funny, but also I'm really into baking and it's making me cringe. Love it.
I kept thinking to myself
"This couldn't get any worse"
And then you kept proving me wrong
the funniest thing about this is seeing random new people just joining the chat and being like,
"why cardboard and book?"
225 likes and im the first reply
459 likes and I’m the second lol
757 and im the 4h
I can hear angry Cookie Monster and grandmas in the distance
Welcome to “Eric Gives Himself Food Poisoning”
And enjoys it.
Yes
Wouldn't be the first time.
@@EpicNerdsWithCameras yeah considering his cooking streams I’m surprised he’s not in a coma
@Lemony Lem ok your jokes better then mine.
Hey guys, PointCrow here. Do you ever get cooking anxiety? Huge kitchen with too much to cook, too much to eat?
LMAOOO
Hey guys PointCrow here, do you ever get collectors anxiety?
Lol
can you eat the sweet keyboard?
imagine being an author who worked hard on a book for maybe even a year +, and this is how its treated
Yeah, that part kinda bothered me
@@SansSmirk as someone who has never had disposable income, I have never enjoyed seeing things destroyed like that
crow: *dabs enthusiastically*
chat: “extra virgin”
Timestamp?
@@gavinsarron9778 9:20
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA
looking at the other messages half the audience probably laughed to death
and he bought soy nuts out of all things the timing couldn't be better
Somehow I think he'd fail even when following the original recipe. He's just giving me hard anti-cook vibes
Yeah going for a Pepsi can and not baking soda for starters
@@loooongneck he is following the instructions that were google translated
I mean he doesn't have measuring cups or spoons so yes he'd fail. lol
Baking is way harder than cooking
In the stream he did follow it normally and it went well
This man's kitchen is purely for decoration. He literally has nothing in it
Recipe: says Small bowl
Crow: takes out curved eating plate
Recipe: says Large bowl
Crow: takes out cooking pot
i am no longer saying "relax." just "untighten."
“Hey guys, PointCrow here, do you ever get baking anxiety?”
this looks like a 5 year old finding a recipe in the attic that all scratched and smudged and then trying to follow it exactly.
I think the part that made laugh the most was Eric not having anything to measure the "ingredients" so he just had to improvise.
alternate title: "possibly insane college student attempts to make a living off of baking cookies through a poorly described instruction list"
Seeing the chat go crazy as he poured his teaspoon of soda had me dying
When he poured the spoons in I literally started hyperventilating the sound they made when he was stirring was terrible please I'm going to have nightmares Eric please
when eric did that all i could hear was my mom screaming at me for scratching the surface of the pot with metal. i think if i showed this to her she would have a heart attack lol
RIP that pot
30 times?
Ah yes, a true hyperpolyglot
Id really like to bake this guy some normal cookies now.
same.
They'd probably turn out about as good.
this was basically the mood in his discord. we went crazy and just wanted normal cookies
He baked normal cookies afterwards, twitch is way better than UA-cam content wise
As someone who bakes a lot, this hurts. But, like watching a train wreck, I cant look away.
I love crow but jeez this was hard
“Wait let me just check if there’s anything in there”
*Opens oven and sees bird”
“Okay there’s not”
*Closes it*
This is why the English bible can be easily misinterpreted. It has been translated into a plethora of different languages before English.
I agree they can completely butcher it for English bibles. We have a Hebrew Greek Bible so there's like a dictionary on Tthe back for english words translated to greek/Hebrew.
When you put it that way it makes sense
I do believe things can get lost in translation but i assume the bible was translated by professionals not Google
@@sadcena7204 Google definitely did not translate the Bible. Compared to back then, google is brand new.
@@unlikelywiz5702 I know google didn't translate the bible. The bible was first translated into English around the 1500. I'm not stupid, man.
That’s some dubious food right there! 😂
Beat me to it !
7:24 "Blend everything in the garbage disposal"
Alternative title: Watch PointCrow try to burn his kitchen down for Twitch
He must have had collector's anxiety to come up with this idea
Heyguyspointcrowheredoyouevergetcollectorsanxiety
As a person who enjoys cooking, his complete and utter lack of proper utensils and knowledge had me laughing and dying at the same time.
i hate how the thumbnail actually looks decent
You can make anything look gourmet with proper plating
Yeah without knowing that it was a stick of butter and an egg, it looks pretty good
ikr
Eric this cookie “recipe” is the reason I can’t sleep at night
Meanwhile watching this at 2:09am
I'm watching at 1:25 am
;Book
I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT AT "BOOK"
I'm legitimately entertained, upset, and feeling cringey throughout this whole video.
Summary of the video:
"In a small bowl, combine flour, soda, and salt; Book."
"tap the soft sugar butter and sugar and electric blender"
"mix the spoons for about 1 minute or until fluffy"
"scratch on the side of the box from time to time"
"Stir in the flour mixture until the mixture (the person will tighten)"
"Gets the characters in a 2-inch set of unseen cookie sheets"
"The store covered the air container"
“The person will tighten” L O L
“I took a random recipe for chocolate chip cookies from the internet, translated it 30 times through Google translate, and then translated it back into English. *And then we baked it.* ” Lies.
He didn't even follow the recipie.
I mean other than the baking part he followed the recipe pretty well
@@GeorgeMonet well, yeah he did
The book and the spoons just really hurt me inside.
As opposed to the cardboard, which was a fine addition.
@@cr1197 I eat cardboard. What have you been eating?
I'm so glad he didn't put spoons in the oven!
@@greenyoshi888 Books and spoons. Wanna fight about it?
@@cr1197 No...
Crow: Don't worry, not your pc.
My pc: Arrivederci.
5:08 it’s so late at night that I laughed at that joke. *sigh* I’m going to bed.
I love how chat was desperately trying to make this something even barely resembling an edible meal
Computer: makes sound
Me on a phone: ah yes, funny
When they said all purpose I don't think THIS was included
Imagine the kinds of insults Gordon Ramsay would shout at Eric and his cookie 'recipe'
If only the hens knew what a noble cause their babies were sacrificed for
but the eggs werent fertilized they wouldnt have hatched
@@jacobjenkins7362 actually as horrible as it is sometimes fertilised eggs are packaged and sold. if you ever find a red spot inside an egg, that is a chicken baby
@@tealwashablemarker8886 Dude how the fuck would those eggs even get fertilized if the cocks and the hens are always kept separately. Is the second coming of virgin mary a chicken?
@@tealwashablemarker8886, that’s not a thing, but if it were, why would it be horrible? People actually kill living chicken for their meat, you can possibly think accidental abortion is _worse_ than murder, right?
r/woooosh
H-how is this somehow worse than CallMeKevin’s cooking? How can one dominate Kevin’s cooking skills?
Can “cooking with crow” become a real part of the channel? That would be awesome :)
Yesss this needs to happen
Honestly I've seen people start doing silly cooking series and watched it transform into them actually *learning how to cook* over time so that would be cool
@Addie why not?
No one:
Crow’s search history: good substitute for electric blender
i never thought id think "if you took out the book and the cardboard and the spoons this would work actually" about cookies
Chapter _69:_
_THE INITIATION_
Never has a chapter name and number been so ironic together.
And chapter number
Before he gets going, I'ma already guessing he leaves the book out smh
edit: well I sure ate my words huh
Hey eating your words is better than eating his "cookies"
Eric will be eating his words, too! :D
you did unlike him. he didn’t even put the words on his plate
Ok but can we all get a moment of silence for that pot that is most definitely not nonstick anymore? 😂
"You can make cookies without baking!"
SPEEDRUN STRATS!!!
Everyone: OMG THE AGE OF CALAMITY DEMO IS OUT! PLAY IT!!
Crow: C O O K I E S
The “Book” on its own in the recipe had me dying 😂😂😭💀
As both a jokester and a baker, his entire video is one big "smh" moment.
The comments: "I hate it here."
Yep, that was cursed.
Not exactly an original idea.
Brandon Ferris joined the chat
That pcrowDoodle in the oven was edited in too well
POV: Eric becomes HowToBasic
More Brandon Farris
@@oomandude I was looking for this comment
Wait, no, we need more eggs...
@@wolfydawolf5680 I he smacked an egg on the floor he would have ccompletely transformed into him
11:40 “The temperature of the ice cubes will cool the cookies down.”
Me:
1. TeCHnIcALly tHeRes nO sUch tHinG aS cOld eNErGy
2. What cookies do you speak of?
Nerd 🎉
I will tell my Children this was Gordon Ramsay
yes.
2:06 "I dont have measuring cups..." this is when I knew shit was going downhill
You know, scales exist
@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 a man who does not own *bowls* will not go out of his way to get a kitchen scale (and I know it would only be out of his way cause he's an American but... He is)
not to mention the hole you have ripped in my heart from destroying a perfectly fine book. (despite everything I am saying, this was really fun to watch. I was laughing the entire time.)
This is probably actually one of the worst things I've seen
Basically, cooking with everything you collect when you have collector's anxiety
This is how my brain feels when I’m too tired
To be honest when I saw the thumbnail I thought it was actual cookies and didn't realize it was just butter and an egg
Basically a Brandon Farris "Google Translate" video.
"Hey guys, Pointcrow here. This gives me anxiety."
I love the PMDES music. I miss that game so much.
I was looking for this comment!
This hurts to watch. This will haunt me in my sleep Eric. I can't sleep tonight. Thanks
2:36 What would you know about that?
I want to send this to my chef so I can watch him cry
do it i dare you
You should send this to Gordon Ramsay