OFFLINETV PLAYS DARTS ON $100,000 ROBOT DOG

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  • @lulucth00lhu
    @lulucth00lhu 4 роки тому +6111

    When Lily hit the dog, Michael's face was mortified. I love it.

  • @Envy_Dragon
    @Envy_Dragon 4 роки тому +5892

    I like how Scarra couldn't hit a goddamn thing... until he had a head to aim at.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 4 роки тому +375

      Murder... is a powerful incentive.

    • @frinzkhiane5118
      @frinzkhiane5118 3 роки тому +104

      Atleast he's better than Thor

    • @sarthakrao72
      @sarthakrao72 3 роки тому +14

      @@frinzkhiane5118 underrated lmaooo

    • @oOoOoOrangeOoO
      @oOoOoOrangeOoO 3 роки тому +11

      Its his murder instincts

    • @JadenSpooky
      @JadenSpooky 3 роки тому +40

      Don Scarra isn't the one who gets his hands dirty; it's usually his Cappos doing the grunt work.

  • @daragon1296
    @daragon1296 4 роки тому +6997

    Michael, when robodog falls: GET BACK TO WORK
    Michael, when robodog is hit by a dart: *THE CHILD*

    • @spaghettboy2173
      @spaghettboy2173 3 роки тому +162

      I mean if my dog got hit by a dart I’d be more concerned than my dog just falling over

    • @bobsterr6144
      @bobsterr6144 3 роки тому +67

      @@spaghettboy2173 wait so you dont use your dog as a dart target?

    • @Warrat12
      @Warrat12 3 роки тому +30

      @@bobsterr6144 damn i never thought of that. I got 2 cats so double points I guess.

    • @bobsterr6144
      @bobsterr6144 3 роки тому +17

      @@Warrat12 20 if you hit both heads!

    • @kthmm3890
      @kthmm3890 3 роки тому +5

      OMFG THE ANSWERS LMAO XDXD

  • @Spironic
    @Spironic 4 роки тому +2472

    4:26 This is the best camerawork I have ever seen, damn.

    • @anintellectual1637
      @anintellectual1637 3 роки тому +154

      It looks like it travels farther than it actually is

    • @Sour_Ink
      @Sour_Ink 3 роки тому +100

      Righ!? How did they get that shot. Insane

    • @yogami3270
      @yogami3270 3 роки тому +59

      Zoom in plus tracking during edit, my guess

    • @thepotatolord1679
      @thepotatolord1679 3 роки тому +149

      @@yogami3270 No, it looks too smooth to be an edit, I think its just Brodin being a god with the camera

    • @_marou_
      @_marou_ 3 роки тому +57

      @@thepotatolord1679 tracking can be done smoothly but yes I think it his godly camera skills

  • @goobars
    @goobars 4 роки тому +3567

    As soon as Michael defeated the Doritos, his power was multiplied tenfold... yeah makes sense

    • @jimmyp9105
      @jimmyp9105 4 роки тому +29

      Would have been hilarious if he won, after hitting the bag.

    • @elianram2987
      @elianram2987 4 роки тому +90

      He gains power by causing pain and chaos

    • @ichigoyume1709
      @ichigoyume1709 4 роки тому +15

      i thought I was the only one who noticed
      weel,
      yea,it sure has

    • @regalrevolt4989
      @regalrevolt4989 4 роки тому +5

      Change your name to dzaros the dorito

    • @goobars
      @goobars 4 роки тому +17

      @@regalrevolt4989 wish granted

  • @peppershredder1
    @peppershredder1 4 роки тому +10277

    The look on Michael’s face when Lily hit the dog was some of the most genuine emotion I’ve seen from him

  • @cadaver7334
    @cadaver7334 4 роки тому +4581

    "Do you work better under pressure?"
    "No"
    Scarra: *So you have chosen death*

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd 4 роки тому +8053

    Poki: “oooh Doritos!”
    Michael: “J Ä G E R M E I S T E R”

    • @kristianskrede9886
      @kristianskrede9886 4 роки тому +87

      A true programmer

    • @dapu8033
      @dapu8033 4 роки тому +88

      JÄÄÄGERMEEEISTEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @El_poj3bo
      @El_poj3bo 4 роки тому +17

      @@dapu8033 good thing papa wasnt there

    • @noct6494
      @noct6494 4 роки тому +11

      _JÄGER_

    • @dapu8033
      @dapu8033 4 роки тому +14

      Let's see who is the first one to get the reference.

  • @user-qo3yj7pf4j
    @user-qo3yj7pf4j 4 роки тому +1570

    I love how Michael doesn't care about the points and tickets, and still gets to have a 500 ticket Jägermeister

    • @outside8312
      @outside8312 4 роки тому +92

      Because broden doesn't want to be his next victim, I mean test subject

    • @יואברז-ו9ע
      @יואברז-ו9ע 4 роки тому +1

      Good comment

    • @kingjulien9732
      @kingjulien9732 4 роки тому +8

      Jägermeister*

    • @polox6571
      @polox6571 4 роки тому +19

      I mean he's the only one who shot the doritos, that deserves a pretty big reward

    • @broke9695
      @broke9695 4 роки тому +1

      Jägermeister!!!!!

  • @VashtheDwarf
    @VashtheDwarf 4 роки тому +6338

    They "bought" a bunch of prices, a 70k robodog, and an actual roll of arcade tickets ... but not a real Dart Board ...

    • @adamjtin
      @adamjtin 4 роки тому +490

      They didn't even draw the dart board right. They left out the double and triple point zones for the non-bullseye partitions.

    • @BruhMoment-og9jo
      @BruhMoment-og9jo 4 роки тому +313

      @@adamjtin tis' called "budget"

    • @lemurpie9381
      @lemurpie9381 4 роки тому +134

      This is to avoid taxes

    • @andrews7727
      @andrews7727 4 роки тому +225

      No, what's weirder is that was an actual dart ring stuck on a piece of paper! They actually removed it from a friggin dart board!

    • @BruhMoment-og9jo
      @BruhMoment-og9jo 4 роки тому +20

      @@lemurpie9381 yes but the actual thing about the not getting a real board is quarintine

  • @IDrankALavaLamp
    @IDrankALavaLamp 4 роки тому +5006

    *Everybody:* Darts
    *Michael:* 404 error score not found

    • @MegaVikingen
      @MegaVikingen 4 роки тому +83

      @@charlesm.2604 But at 10:23, Michael's score actually reads (0)404.

    • @MegaVikingen
      @MegaVikingen 4 роки тому +16

      @@charlesm.2604 Sometimes we simply miss the details.

    • @chkkkkkkkk
      @chkkkkkkkk 4 роки тому +8

      Haha but since its Michael, more like, error 420 not found 😂

    • @x-yuuri6860
      @x-yuuri6860 4 роки тому +11

      Michael is so good at coding he even coded his scores

    • @swagmeister3000
      @swagmeister3000 3 роки тому +2

      michael really said error 0404

  • @Llamacorn87
    @Llamacorn87 3 роки тому +754

    There’s something strangely wholesome about Brodin letting Michael have the Jaegermeister

    • @NoWayNowhere
      @NoWayNowhere 3 роки тому +50

      He knows that Michael probably taze him if there is no Jaegermeister

    • @refthegeneric
      @refthegeneric 2 роки тому +16

      Like a little boy being given free candy

    • @iamafuckingfailure
      @iamafuckingfailure 2 роки тому +14

      He knows michael will take it,even if it takes some voltage, so better avoid the robodog having a mounted taser charging at everyone by giving it to him

  • @reynavul
    @reynavul 4 роки тому +1932

    Scarra: "Yeah yeah, I look like a professional thrower"
    His 0 score for that round: *professionally throwing this game*

    • @omnislash_13
      @omnislash_13 4 роки тому +6

      he said I look like not I am so nothing wrong abt that hehe

    • @whiteandblacksteel
      @whiteandblacksteel 4 роки тому +2

      cant take the dignitas out of scarra

    • @poersiha8516
      @poersiha8516 4 роки тому

      the score can speak?

  • @killzombiesOMG
    @killzombiesOMG 4 роки тому +1233

    4:26 Can we just praise the cameraman? That shot was really good, he followed the dart almost perfectly

    • @Keanine
      @Keanine 4 роки тому +68

      I came to the comments for this exact reason, that was an amazing shot

    • @destroyerheekoo
      @destroyerheekoo 4 роки тому +49

      It looked more like a wideshot that had zoom and tracking applied in post to me.

    • @jop3636
      @jop3636 4 роки тому +28

      @@destroyerheekoo still looks good lol

    • @spencerhansberry5156
      @spencerhansberry5156 4 роки тому +6

      I thought it was almost faked for a sec but nah its just hella good tracking.

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 4 роки тому +26

      It's Brodin.

  • @rebcon12
    @rebcon12 4 роки тому +1791

    “now we can throw robodog in the pool”
    he wasnt joking.

    • @xaviergarcia1805
      @xaviergarcia1805 4 роки тому +105

      @@YuleeVan_ yeah, but what really happened was that robodog needed to be charged and it would take a day and toast promised to make a vid with robodog that same day it needed to be charged

    • @LK-xq2jy
      @LK-xq2jy 4 роки тому +10

      @@xaviergarcia1805 so it didn't fell in the pool? Thank god!

    • @rekkisomo
      @rekkisomo 4 роки тому +16

      they're severely waterproofed, so it wouldn't even made a dent in how it performs 😰

    • @dimaryk11
      @dimaryk11 4 роки тому +20

      @@rekkisomo Well, they're IP54 protected, where 4 stands for Liquid ingress protection and is rated for "Splashing of water". In the Spot Launch video it stands in the rain with seemingly no problems. If it were to fall into the pool, it would need at least level 7, or "Immersion, up to 1 meter (3 ft 3 in) depth", which is still not enough if you think about it, as pools tend to not be 1 meter deep

    • @christiangallagher8477
      @christiangallagher8477 4 роки тому +5

      Scarra: There’s no way i can stick this to his head
      proceeds to headshot twice

  • @HarrisonBuck720
    @HarrisonBuck720 4 роки тому +895

    "I would like 2 nights stay at the Inn please"
    "I'm not an innkeeper"
    Best oblivion dialog

    • @omelettoman4874
      @omelettoman4874 3 роки тому +5

      how does this have no comment

    • @matheuspande
      @matheuspande 2 роки тому +4

      I laughed my ass off of that, that was so random

  • @xach2
    @xach2 4 роки тому +2723

    OTV: Buys a highly sophisticated, state of the art AI learning robot, for the same price as a nice car
    Also OTV: uses it to move a dart board

    • @comfypeepo
      @comfypeepo 4 роки тому +71

      "Nice car" you can buy a nice car for 30k lol that shit costs 100k that's like a tesla right there

    • @mmaridsy7382
      @mmaridsy7382 4 роки тому +3

      @@HellO-ik8ur ??? where tho

    • @HawKster_
      @HawKster_ 4 роки тому +22

      and they didn't even get a real dart board

    • @toxicjr7478
      @toxicjr7478 4 роки тому +9

      @@comfypeepo The irony in this is that a base model tesla cost relatively close to 30k lmao

    • @justintimeleave1360
      @justintimeleave1360 4 роки тому +1

      worth

  • @sickboi4325
    @sickboi4325 4 роки тому +5177

    I love how at first Michaels like get stand up and get back to work
    Dog: gets hit
    Michael: my child!

  • @nothing11558
    @nothing11558 4 роки тому +1640

    My god Lily's laugh when she wore that mask is terrifying.

    • @ricecum3079
      @ricecum3079 4 роки тому +8

      It was annoying that's all

    • @lesliethwing2214
      @lesliethwing2214 4 роки тому +116

      @@ricecum3079 Kind of like your comment

    • @azaelrosario8676
      @azaelrosario8676 4 роки тому +1

      Facts 😂😂😂

    • @mortemwentbang
      @mortemwentbang 4 роки тому +16

      Eh, wasn’t even close to SCP Secret laboratory

    • @StarrySky-
      @StarrySky- 4 роки тому +4

      Really? Have you watch lily scp vid?

  • @emergencydelirium5505
    @emergencydelirium5505 3 роки тому +601

    "What should we do?"
    "Let's throw darts at the most expensive thing that we own"

  • @mohammedsaif6089
    @mohammedsaif6089 4 роки тому +731

    when Michael said " i want the jager" and everyone shared their tickets and even brodin said "for you ill make an exception" such a cool bro moment right there

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 4 роки тому +3133

    OfflineTV: *Gets a robot dog that costs thousands of dollars*
    Also OfflineTV: *Has to make their own dart board instead of just buying one for $20*

    • @gagemonster555
      @gagemonster555 4 роки тому +113

      it looks like they TORE OFF the number ring from an actual dartboard.... its hanging/falling off of the rediboard at some points; a big metal ring with metal numbers attached

    • @simonkerb869
      @simonkerb869 4 роки тому +66

      They already spent their money on the dog, they couldn't also get a good board

    • @mazzuli5005
      @mazzuli5005 4 роки тому +23

      it could have been too heavy for the dog

    • @gagemonster555
      @gagemonster555 4 роки тому +21

      @@mazzuli5005 a heavy dartboard weighs maybe 10 lbs... the dog can carry 30lbs+

    • @AudazVerdugo
      @AudazVerdugo 4 роки тому +5

      Because they spent all their money on the mf dog

  • @m..w6877
    @m..w6877 4 роки тому +4227

    Plot twist: sykkuno isn’t here cause they turned him into THE BOY

    • @resulox7989
      @resulox7989 4 роки тому +116

      16:20

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 роки тому +166

      we can assume Toast and Sykkuno are gods of darts

    • @TiffySky
      @TiffySky 4 роки тому +77

      Incog 0, Sykunno played tennis so his aim is probably pretty good

    • @robaaronabella9660
      @robaaronabella9660 4 роки тому

      @@kyru_art No i think

    • @smolkidd
      @smolkidd 4 роки тому +3

      boy oh boy

  • @r3ck13ss7
    @r3ck13ss7 4 роки тому +770

    Lily: puts on masK
    Micheal: “Jinkys”

  • @wyntersapphire
    @wyntersapphire 4 роки тому +1481

    other people when their dog gets hurt: aww oh no we have to take it to the vet to see if hes okay
    michael: *SIT.* *STAND UP AND DO YOUR WORK*

    • @jackie_stones
      @jackie_stones 4 роки тому +2

      LOL. Stand UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 4 роки тому +4

      one of the pro's of robo dogs...

  • @aidan8587
    @aidan8587 4 роки тому +285

    Michael politely asking for the Jägermeister like a small child is my new favorite thing

    • @JerridFoiles
      @JerridFoiles 4 роки тому

      He’s not even old enough to drink...

    • @sooshuph653
      @sooshuph653 4 роки тому +1

      i cant HAHAHAHAHA HE'S A BABY

    • @JerridFoiles
      @JerridFoiles 4 роки тому +2

      @@donkeydonkey7849 are you new here?

    • @Pocketoii
      @Pocketoii 4 роки тому +1

      @@JerridFoiles BAHAHAHA

    • @standardheat-fs8159
      @standardheat-fs8159 4 роки тому +1

      @@donkeydonkey7849 I don’t want to woooosh you

  • @smoggy6849
    @smoggy6849 4 роки тому +619

    I can just imagine sykkuno playing this and being like "egh" while he throws

    • @jackthename4155
      @jackthename4155 4 роки тому +9

      lol yeah hahaha

    • @net_lag
      @net_lag 4 роки тому +27

      Venting noises

    • @absurdj_
      @absurdj_ 4 роки тому +1

      that actually cute tho

    • @idk444_2
      @idk444_2 4 роки тому +2

      But hits a bullseye every time

    • @Anonym-wz6mm
      @Anonym-wz6mm 4 роки тому

      Kinda like Poki did?

  • @WeatherMansduck
    @WeatherMansduck 3 роки тому +131

    Dude the look of absolute horror on Michael's face when his beer pisser gets hit by a dart is hilarious

  • @XyrantiumX
    @XyrantiumX 4 роки тому +668

    Scarra: There’s no way i can stick this to his head
    *proceeds to headshot twice*

    • @Cyphule
      @Cyphule 4 роки тому +7

      Aimbot

    • @NMeyer-kq3zy
      @NMeyer-kq3zy 4 роки тому +11

      3 times actually. He could not pierce the hard mask the first time. If it were soft like the side he would have been even richer.

    • @TheCharskeBros
      @TheCharskeBros 4 роки тому

      pog

  • @johndewitt4648
    @johndewitt4648 4 роки тому +699

    Velma: puts on ghost mask
    Everybody: You've become the very thing you sworn to destroy.

    • @peanutbutterpuppies2756
      @peanutbutterpuppies2756 4 роки тому +4

      Yes I see an original comment that's is very original

    • @temerianlillies
      @temerianlillies 2 роки тому

      @@peanutbutterpuppies2756 you’re literally subbed to the most generic, repetitive UA-camrs, you’re one to talk lmao

    • @peanutbutterpuppies2756
      @peanutbutterpuppies2756 2 роки тому

      @@temerianlillies this was a while ago but since I liked this comment imma guess I wasn't being sarcastic. I can't remember tho

    • @peanutbutterpuppies2756
      @peanutbutterpuppies2756 2 роки тому

      @@temerianlillies also almost all of the people I am subbed to I don't watch anymore if at all

  • @moneh2895
    @moneh2895 4 роки тому +3120

    Intro: "Crazy Darts"
    Me: So how's the 70k robot dog is it still alive?

  • @KraisonFrameworks
    @KraisonFrameworks 3 роки тому +175

    Michael: "Stand up, and get bACK TO WORK!"
    Also Michael: *nearly crying because his robodog got a dart stuck in its shoulder*

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 4 роки тому +708

    "The Boy" mask stays ON in the minecraft bed.

    • @alvarezrodriguez4163
      @alvarezrodriguez4163 4 роки тому +6

      No cap, michael finna head out and return with a tazer or somethin

    • @IvanTube0
      @IvanTube0 4 роки тому +2

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! no we were joking

    • @nonstopdubstepman21
      @nonstopdubstepman21 4 роки тому

      But is it better than Michael's "The Boys" baby ?

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 4 роки тому +1587

    *This feels like a game that would be at a futuristic dystopian type of Chuck E. Cheese’s.*

  • @user-sw9tp9ok9q
    @user-sw9tp9ok9q 4 роки тому +479

    I don’t know why but poki and scarra singing and dancing to scooby-doo is such a precious moment

  • @T0M_X
    @T0M_X 4 роки тому +302

    15:38 when you buy alcohol for the first time

  • @potato5oup
    @potato5oup 4 роки тому +1005

    Scarra: "CraZY dArtS"
    Michael: "darts with a tax deduction"
    I freakin' love Michael

    • @roajske7945
      @roajske7945 4 роки тому +1

      @The Clutcher Me too

    • @braedenmoore1722
      @braedenmoore1722 4 роки тому +43

      @The Clutcher robodog is being used for content they get a tax deduction

    • @anonym3017
      @anonym3017 4 роки тому +25

      100k dog: no problem. easily in the budget.
      30 buck dartboard: nah mate. too expensive

    • @Hideyoshi1991
      @Hideyoshi1991 4 роки тому +4

      reminds me of prozd eating random shit for videos.

  • @jacobmartinez4031
    @jacobmartinez4031 4 роки тому +306

    Can we just talk about how Lily nailed the laugh with the mask perfectly?

    • @hitman72508
      @hitman72508 4 роки тому

      I was 69

    • @Enrix
      @Enrix 4 роки тому +1

      Is anybody able to determine and graph the changes in pitch? I’ll need this for future study.

  • @kit5une_932
    @kit5une_932 4 роки тому +402

    When Lily hit the robo dog, Michael's face was like "my baby nooo"

    • @apexgear2340
      @apexgear2340 4 роки тому +17

      Thats probably the same face Lily would make if Michael did the same to Temmie

    • @sauringlunala3716
      @sauringlunala3716 4 роки тому +14

      @@apexgear2340 that would be worse

  • @Ethandavm
    @Ethandavm 4 роки тому +214

    Notice at the end Michael said *”I think with this video we fully paid off robo dog, so now we can throw him in the pool”* coincidence I think *NOT*

  • @lauren9131
    @lauren9131 4 роки тому +378

    Lily's "I'm not an inkeeper" was so genuine lmao you just know that michael has been teasing her about it all day

    • @shaynguyen836
      @shaynguyen836 4 роки тому +1

      I don't understand the joke what does it mean??? O_o

    • @BluoenixInstitute
      @BluoenixInstitute 4 роки тому +49

      @@shaynguyen836 it's a joke that Michael has a fetish of being taken care of by innkeepers, and pesters Lily to act out the fantasy.

    • @shaynguyen836
      @shaynguyen836 4 роки тому +1

      @@BluoenixInstitute yeah I can see that

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 роки тому

      @@BluoenixInstitute timestamp?

    • @Animeta00
      @Animeta00 4 роки тому

      @@Bruh-vd1pp 9:49

  • @dafire9634
    @dafire9634 4 роки тому +444

    lily "i'm not an innkeeper!!" was the funniest line

  • @TJToons
    @TJToons 4 роки тому +10951

    Robo Dog really fits right in the offline crew xD

    • @isadlks
      @isadlks 4 роки тому +63

      But last week,he died

    • @gamingwithyou2135
      @gamingwithyou2135 4 роки тому +3

      Ikrr

    • @hanswel3667
      @hanswel3667 4 роки тому +4

      Yow brah its Tj

    • @isadlks
      @isadlks 4 роки тому +32

      @immediate_muffy6550 yeah he’s dead he fell in the pool

    • @isadlks
      @isadlks 4 роки тому +6

      @immediate_muffy6550 they said it i don’t remember where

  • @agent4375
    @agent4375 4 роки тому +46

    8:47 never have i seen michael with genuine fear and concern

  • @rafaerushonchisei8514
    @rafaerushonchisei8514 4 роки тому +369

    Michael looks like a kid when he's begging for that jagermeister. XD

    • @riru3182
      @riru3182 4 роки тому +17

      (In a posh english accent) " Please sir can i have the Jägermister?"

    • @levi4979
      @levi4979 4 роки тому +6

      Michael looks like a kid doing whatever.

    • @kingjulien9732
      @kingjulien9732 4 роки тому +1

      Jägermeister*

  • @estebanalfaro3278
    @estebanalfaro3278 4 роки тому +196

    I love how Mykull has just claimed the garage as his own territory

  • @ayoso
    @ayoso 4 роки тому +407

    Next time on offlinetv: robodog throws darts with THEM holding the target

    • @bastiangalaz4580
      @bastiangalaz4580 4 роки тому +7

      That's a Michael Reeves video in a nutshell.

    • @Rolando_1212
      @Rolando_1212 4 роки тому +2

      DONT GIVE BRANDON ANY IDEAS

    • @liambhagan9239
      @liambhagan9239 4 роки тому +1

      @@Rolando_1212 i think his name is brodin not brandon

    • @apexgear2340
      @apexgear2340 4 роки тому

      Automatic dart launch cannons installed on the dog

    • @Rolando_1212
      @Rolando_1212 4 роки тому

      @@liambhagan9239 Oh- AM SORRY I CANT SPELL AGH THIS IS EMBARRASSING

  • @MikkiM33sh
    @MikkiM33sh 3 роки тому +41

    4:26 anyone else enjoying this tracking shot of the dart?
    Like... actual pogs.

  • @ashlj23
    @ashlj23 4 роки тому +425

    Can we just appreciate Scarra saying "jinkies" when she put the mask on? lmao

  • @randolphjamesocampo1916
    @randolphjamesocampo1916 4 роки тому +679

    Everyone: tries their best to win
    Micheal: -DORITOS-

    • @arunezhilarasan5932
      @arunezhilarasan5932 4 роки тому +8

      More like DOREEEEEEEEEETOS

    • @croverns164
      @croverns164 4 роки тому +2

      Honestly,he deserved those Doritos

    • @grandmastercultistofben
      @grandmastercultistofben 4 роки тому +3

      He set his own goal.. and succeeded, he's the clear winner

    • @beacotham509
      @beacotham509 4 роки тому

      its cause if he actually tried he would have won with in three turns

  • @yato9565
    @yato9565 4 роки тому +2497

    Lily should hide in Michaels closet at night and try scare him.

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone 4 роки тому +248

      Michael has muscles and tasers. Do you really want to see his fear response?

    • @krispychurros5874
      @krispychurros5874 4 роки тому +145

      @@Nerdnumberone "hey buddaiyee..." *duel wields tasers with a sadistic smile*
      *lunges for the kill*

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd 4 роки тому +88

      Knowing Michael, the closet probably tazes her if she tries to get in

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone 4 роки тому +33

      @@CallMeVidd It isn't *supposed* to do that, but he made a small wiring mistake...

    • @krispychurros5874
      @krispychurros5874 4 роки тому +32

      @@Nerdnumberone "remember mark, do NOT touch this part and this part... it will pass electricity through your heart" from the drinking cup taser. well he didnt mean for it to happen, it was, alas, a small wiring mistake.

  • @reyofthekings
    @reyofthekings 4 роки тому +9

    I only recently started watching some OTV videos and I'm now jealous/proud of Michael since he's with Lily, especially because he's a year older than me. This video just shows it more with them together in the background, its so cute.

  • @derekq8790
    @derekq8790 4 роки тому +310

    “Why is there a hole in the wall?”
    OTV: we were chucking darts at a $70k robot dog

  • @ebsatkbs
    @ebsatkbs 4 роки тому +644

    everyone: WE GOTTA GET SOME POINTS
    michael: YVONNE GETS NO DORITOS

    • @themadlad_
      @themadlad_ 4 роки тому +1

      "my goals are beyond your understanding"

  • @AnimateTheWorld
    @AnimateTheWorld 4 роки тому +126

    4:27 that camera following the dart was so good.

  • @gogatsukun6893
    @gogatsukun6893 4 роки тому +68

    yvonne was like. Yo im not good at this.
    12 minutes later:
    +17
    +17
    +10
    +19
    +55
    +25
    .
    .
    .
    +250
    +10000
    +4679847

    • @anavaldizan2936
      @anavaldizan2936 4 роки тому

      Too bad the 10 points didn’t count because they missed to add them on the board :(

  • @phantomsdeadinside5391
    @phantomsdeadinside5391 4 роки тому +550

    I love how Michael looks and sounds so much like a child while asking for a jagermeister XD

  • @Kal3b661
    @Kal3b661 4 роки тому +311

    I love how lily and Michael are just holding eachother in the back

    • @Lauren-fi2rd
      @Lauren-fi2rd 4 роки тому +3

      I thought I was the only one that noticed!!

    • @Proger-sj8cj
      @Proger-sj8cj 4 роки тому +4

      *Wholesome crackheads*

    • @michaelbronson7410
      @michaelbronson7410 3 роки тому

      3:07 wipes his hand on his shorts after Lily let's go

  • @jerrycheeseyboi4998
    @jerrycheeseyboi4998 4 роки тому +321

    Meanwhile, Toast vented for the second time.

    • @khantzawhtet6896
      @khantzawhtet6896 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah, bro, Why is Toast missing?
      It's been the second time

    • @Iamone1111
      @Iamone1111 4 роки тому +22

      @@khantzawhtet6896 Pretty sure this was filmed when he was in Canada last month

  • @Tedward0
    @Tedward0 3 роки тому +43

    I like how they try to use robo dog for something useful and then Michael makes it pee beer
    Making the robot 20x more useful

  • @coltdallas9275
    @coltdallas9275 4 роки тому +480

    Everyone else: Hitting the board
    Michael: lemme just.....Doritos

    • @vortigan7362
      @vortigan7362 4 роки тому

      More than 400 like, but no replie, strange

  • @benjaminwu2221
    @benjaminwu2221 4 роки тому +435

    Michael: *hits Doritos*
    Screen: *flashes green*
    Brodin: *lets Michael buy 500 ticket Jägermeister with 50 tickets*
    Brodin knows the *real* game

  • @AWPProductions
    @AWPProductions 4 роки тому +133

    Michael -"i would like two nights stay at the inn please" Lilly - "im not an inn keeper" :') the way she said that :') i wonder how many times he's said that :')

  • @axyte535
    @axyte535 3 роки тому +6

    8:33
    Someone please get this into that meme which has Pam from the office going "Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos" and then she says "They're the same picture."

  • @thanasisbibas7683
    @thanasisbibas7683 4 роки тому +123

    micheal: pulls the mask off lilly. "it was velma all along"

  • @rogerioespinosa4771
    @rogerioespinosa4771 4 роки тому +767

    Me: Michael is gonna win this.
    Mykull: HAHA DORITOS GOES BRRRRRRR

    • @bruhmomentngl
      @bruhmomentngl 4 роки тому +1

      😐

    • @neosabien6998
      @neosabien6998 4 роки тому +4

      He won his game

    • @rogerioespinosa4771
      @rogerioespinosa4771 4 роки тому +2

      @@neosabien6998 he was 5 universe ahead of them

    • @oftheHowl
      @oftheHowl 4 роки тому

      That meme doesn't even make sense here, stop trying so hard for likes and just say something original

    • @stephaniegregory5592
      @stephaniegregory5592 4 роки тому +4

      @@oftheHowl yes it does you causal

  • @attekyropey1595
    @attekyropey1595 4 роки тому +279

    4:26 I'M SORRY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT TRACKING I PHYSICALLY JUMPED

  • @user-dj9kk3pn6g
    @user-dj9kk3pn6g 3 роки тому +40

    Michael did really well when he stopped aiming for the doritos

  • @dragunicgaming5900
    @dragunicgaming5900 4 роки тому +396

    everyone: scoring points
    michael: 404 error has occurred
    10:20

    • @GoobyDev
      @GoobyDev 4 роки тому +11

      I was looking for a comment about this

    • @seanholm8957
      @seanholm8957 4 роки тому +7

      404 points not found

  • @cr0wnin
    @cr0wnin 4 роки тому +274

    Lily: "Don't worry I never miss"
    Everyone: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
    Me: * flashbacks to outpost santa barbara"

    • @kokirij0167
      @kokirij0167 4 роки тому +6

      „I never miss twice“ - Kanon D. Baal
      „I never miss thrice“ - also Kanon

  • @Slithers00
    @Slithers00 4 роки тому +221

    I love lilys laugh near the end when she has the mask on

    • @raptureven9347
      @raptureven9347 4 роки тому +3

      Why is it so scary?

    • @juliajihae
      @juliajihae 4 роки тому +4

      It sounds like those carousels in the mall that keep laughing even when the mall is closing and all the lights are off

  • @poyupoku
    @poyupoku 4 роки тому +298

    Lily’s laughing while wearing the boy is genuinely creepy af...

  • @_mdrzky
    @_mdrzky 4 роки тому +91

    Another episode, another list of sounds coming out from Yvonne (grandma edition):
    - dying grandma
    - still dying grandma
    - grandma tripped
    - grandma falling down the stairs
    - grandma can't get up
    - i don't know

  • @cojocoolio
    @cojocoolio 4 роки тому +277

    Okay the Lily as "The Boy" was a lot scarier than the Zombie Lily with the professional makeup lol. Just sayin!

    • @capally3351
      @capally3351 4 роки тому +13

      Velma sold her soul to satan, like zoinks man

    • @kuri16
      @kuri16 4 роки тому

      I still wanna know who dressed up as the boy from the halloween video

  • @gtmmp
    @gtmmp 4 роки тому +212

    As my grandfather always said:
    "If you cant weaponize it, use weapons on it"

    • @anthonykim281
      @anthonykim281 4 роки тому +7

      Wise words

    • @Lukas-jq4vw
      @Lukas-jq4vw 4 роки тому +7

      Being early, I will invest in this comment and reply early. When this comment gains likes overtime I shall be third

    • @lotadsswamp
      @lotadsswamp 4 роки тому

      Probably worked during the war

    • @blakemesina
      @blakemesina 4 роки тому

      *starts launching a missile on a baby*

  • @laureltaitano
    @laureltaitano 3 роки тому +5

    I love how throughout the video, Michael and Lily would hold hands and just be near each other when the others threw their darts, I just thought that was really wholesome💕

  • @the11thhour44
    @the11thhour44 4 роки тому +85

    7:59 Ah yes, Michael's aiming for the real bullseye all along
    The wall socket

  • @technologyvoid
    @technologyvoid 4 роки тому +201

    "perfectly balanced as all things should be"
    *poki laughing in the background*

  • @marimbaZulu
    @marimbaZulu 4 роки тому +428

    Tom Brady: "I'm the GOAT"
    Scarra: Allow me to introduce myself.

    • @Vexas345
      @Vexas345 4 роки тому

      Uhhh, did you watch that Saints game? TB is more like XQC now

    • @tanyasohana9430
      @tanyasohana9430 4 роки тому

      @@Vexas345 holy shit you fucking killed him dude!

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd 3 роки тому +11

    11:21
    The boi: “you wanna brawl? YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?!”

  • @meruzhansargsyan1476
    @meruzhansargsyan1476 4 роки тому +498

    “The STANDARD 301 darts”
    Lietteraly everyone: Wtf is that?

    • @eriktolliver8685
      @eriktolliver8685 4 роки тому +27

      then they play to 101 for some reason

    • @shaggybaggums
      @shaggybaggums 4 роки тому +19

      301 is a short one, usually 501 and finish on a double.

    • @TheBest14184
      @TheBest14184 4 роки тому +11

      @@eriktolliver8685 because they were too shit lmao

    • @mihailohranjec7518
      @mihailohranjec7518 4 роки тому +1

      and then they proceed to not have doubles and triples on the board

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 4 роки тому +369

    16:10 They didn't say "Let's find out who the real monster is:"
    My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable

    • @fatal7153
      @fatal7153 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @mr.hashbrown3536
      @mr.hashbrown3536 4 роки тому +2

      And she got away with it, because there were no meddling kids.

    • @laurencea4422
      @laurencea4422 4 роки тому +1

      that would've been so good

  • @keithruns1774
    @keithruns1774 4 роки тому +255

    Buys a 100,000$ robot dog used for scientific research
    OfflineTV: straps a dart board to it😂

    • @mrmiyagi0114
      @mrmiyagi0114 4 роки тому

      75,00

    • @moonmoon3190
      @moonmoon3190 4 роки тому +4

      @@mrmiyagi0114 100,000. They bought add-ons.

    • @fuyunokami
      @fuyunokami 4 роки тому +4

      He is already dead xd, he droped in the pool

  • @jasonvan5895
    @jasonvan5895 4 роки тому +2

    I lost my friend for an odd reason and got sad over it, watching these video's makes me happier and it gave a some confidence where I got my friend back. Thank you OfflineTV!!! : D

  • @Zlapped
    @Zlapped 4 роки тому +2057

    Poor wall & deposit 😂😂

    • @ringedomnivore9491
      @ringedomnivore9491 4 роки тому +9

      F to the wall

    • @parker4260
      @parker4260 4 роки тому

      There's no way that would be the deposit you can easily fix it

    • @Zlapped
      @Zlapped 4 роки тому +9

      @@parker4260 Here in Asia they'd find a way to charge you for it :P

    • @parker4260
      @parker4260 4 роки тому +2

      @@Zlapped where you live japan? Because that's wild in the middle east they be chilling china it matters where you at

    • @Zlapped
      @Zlapped 4 роки тому +4

      @@parker4260 Thailand :)

  • @Bruh-vd1pp
    @Bruh-vd1pp 4 роки тому +231

    Everyone: * Screaming *
    Scarra: You hit the _dog_ ?
    What happened here

  • @crisverzonilla3571
    @crisverzonilla3571 4 роки тому +134

    4:26 at some point he literally followed the dart and it looks soo satisfying to watch all over again

  • @darkthagod4571
    @darkthagod4571 4 роки тому +72

    3:07 love how Michael wipes his hand on his pants after Lily lets go of his hand. Lmao

  • @deannanavarro1477
    @deannanavarro1477 4 роки тому +160

    4:26 ngl, the tracking on that dart was spot on...

    • @jogadorjnc
      @jogadorjnc 4 роки тому +7

      Yea, wtf

    • @haronjr6945
      @haronjr6945 4 роки тому

      Yeah yeah yeahhhhh

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 4 роки тому +1

      It's a Michael invention for sure.

    • @vic6564
      @vic6564 4 роки тому +1

      @@scottwpilgrim Don't know if you meming but that is Brodin holding the camera. As you can see at 0:18 or 4:36 . Impressive camera tracking on Brodin's part.

  • @sayhello780
    @sayhello780 4 роки тому +132

    Lily: *misses first throw*
    Michael: your foot is over the line
    Also Michael: misses all 3 of his first shots

  • @Coco-vm5xw
    @Coco-vm5xw 4 роки тому +77

    i like how when michael realizes hes getting nowhere he just starts memeing around

  • @Michaelwave27
    @Michaelwave27 4 роки тому +22

    Michael: "So now we can throw him in the pool"
    He wasn't lying...

  • @slipperys0ap817
    @slipperys0ap817 4 роки тому +222

    16:19 yo michael go get your jumpers lily’s car is having trouble starting

  • @nuhitzz
    @nuhitzz 4 роки тому +254

    15:09
    “What’s the thing beneath the Fortnite BA-“
    I can’t breathe

  • @TitansBaneYT
    @TitansBaneYT 4 роки тому +119

    Scarra singing the What’s New Scooby-Doo theme brought back so many memories.

  • @nate_hann
    @nate_hann 3 роки тому +14

    BRODIN IS SO TALL WHEN HE GAVE THE TICKETS TO LILY HE DIDNT EVEN FIT

  • @Karma-ji6ud
    @Karma-ji6ud 4 роки тому +333

    9:48
    Everyone else: Playing darts.
    Michael in the background: *Becomes an Oblivion NPC*

    • @alvarezrodriguez4163
      @alvarezrodriguez4163 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @Shimmersclone
      @Shimmersclone 4 роки тому +4

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! this is why your mom left you

    • @lukasraimo9250
      @lukasraimo9250 4 роки тому

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! your parents must be proud...

    • @birdbrain6503
      @birdbrain6503 4 роки тому

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Your parents don't love you

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2 4 роки тому

      @@alvarezrodriguez4163 🦖🦖

  • @chloebrandt9339
    @chloebrandt9339 4 роки тому +83

    9:17 I just realized I had never seen Brodin next to everyone before and I am suddenly reminded of how short Offline is as a group

    • @lilianamochi8504
      @lilianamochi8504 4 роки тому

      brodin is at least 6 feet. i forgot but he's 6'5

  • @RainbowRose99
    @RainbowRose99 4 роки тому +54

    l ove when Velm- i mean Lily dresses like that she looks so bright and happy and so much more comfortable,everyone being able to see her growth is so nice to see someone becoming genuinely happy...and also Lily absolutely stabbing the darts into everything proves she is a 50 calibur rifle lmao

  • @reaperdeathgod1
    @reaperdeathgod1 4 роки тому +15

    "So now we can throw him into the pool"
    little did they know...