The Continental System - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- The Continental System - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell
Just embargo instead of war lmao
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Intro: Victoria 3 Johan Waltz
Outro: Victoria 3 Johan Waltz
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We're so back
Are you
POGGERS!!!
what modpack is it?
@Katybeamn no he's golden he deserves it
Welcome back! I hope all is well
You know its gonna be a good game when the USA's first words are " What is the Indian Removal Act?"
'Alright guys women are now property'
Well, you see. The indians were trying to prevent the US from adopting the hamburger (because we were using beef); so we rounded them up and shipped them back to Asia.
His happiness when he was saying that women are now property was priceless
And even moreso the confusion and explanations of everyone else
And everyone else saying "Uh oh."
Its an act where you create a pseudostate, remove indians from it for religiuos reasons and call it Pakistan. Thanks UK.
I love how war isn’t even how Golden is brought down, it was politics and economics lmao
Which is exactly how the game is meant to be played, if you can't beat them then just kill their economy. It's great.
USSR moment.
@@aclassicguardsman946 The only issue is that the war system sucks so a weaker nation is basically at the mercy of the top few, in vic 2 things were possible.
I liked how vic 2 had more stalemates because you would destroy to many units and would spend time rebuilding post war.
It was more manual and made sense.
Economy and politics is good in 3 but they need to fix war.
that's because he plays like AI in war, so he eats shit & dies in the other games but in this one he can push the 2 buttons, get the op modifier from armed forces and win with the dice rolls.
it was a rare moment of genius from swimmys side, instead of deadwarring he just killed golden economy
I love the USA player he's so nice and genuine. Mans like wow slavery is bad I gotta get rid of that
Based USA player bans slavery in 1837, meanwhile virgin Bo as USA keeps slavery into the 1870’s
@deeznoots6241 it was one of my favorite snake of the dane moment.
@@edelweiss7928 slavery is cringe
Fastest civil war as well.
@@edelweiss7928You deserve the John Brown special.
the US player really dealt with the slavery problem with the "rip it off like a bandaid" method
As loud as Golden is as a person, it's really his silence that's the loudest of all. If Golden ever goes quiet, you know he's absolutely fuming.
When it's *really* bad is when he bows his head and actually takes responsibility for a fuckup. I saw it happen once in a HOI4 in a nutshell video and I swear, literally everyone immediately was like "Golden, are you ok?"
@@emisat8970 which one
@@emisat8970 Do you remember the video/know the vod where that happened?
Did- did we just see Swimmy do nonviolent diplomacy and come out the GOOD GUY?
THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FORRRR
USA: I'll just fucking take what i want, than we can be friends
Mexico: Hell no
This was one of the Victoria 3 videos of all time
Golden shit talking Swimmy only for golden to get absolutely outplayed by him without even fighting is one of the funniest things ive seen from the bo squad in a while
the UK player being historical
1:00 - USA guy is based, no tiptoeing around slavery, just instant ban and then smacking around of the whiny slaver boys, Sherman would be proud.
I love when Golden suffers
I love the Vic 3 vids
I love how the USA player goes from “I tried to ban slavery” to “Women are now property”
What mods do you use?
edit: i forgot to look at the decription 💀
even if thy hates vic3 thy can still enjoy the video.
Historical accurate American leader
"Woman are now property" i'm suprised it doesn't come from swigma grindset
WE NEED PART 2
diplo swimmy is a force to be reckoned with. i see now why he goes for me no make ally, swigma diplomacy is really just too overpowered.
Very based USA player
Golden took Paris, he finally won
Literally reformed the continental system against germany LOL
Very fun wars haha
What mods do you play with? And is the multiplayer hot join problem fixed now?
That embargo was that gooooood shit let me tell you
I don't understand. Swimmy using the power of friendship to win is so against his character.
He is so back
I'm curious to know what happened to Germany after this video
MEXICO STAND BROS 💪🏾😤
Golden once again demonstrates why you filter out autists from your friend groups and don't invite them to lobbies. Based Swimmy dub
Hearing the Scottish guy yelling about Mexican supremacy to the friendly German USA player who barely speaks English is just so funny to me lmao
Loweee going back to his roots there. I love it when he speaks up.
And using technical words to flavour his insults; "shove that down yer' gullet"
My favorite part is hearing him aggressively open a bottle or something in the background. Lowee is just basically angry scottish noises and I love it.
6:15 best part of the video
No joke, the embargo was one of Swimmy's most brilliant moves yet
It's so funny going from vic2 swimmy with no allies trying to fight germany and austria at the same time to vic3 swimmy just convincing people to embargo germany to crush their gdp
Swimmy is a 40-D Chess master.
Is it Swimmy's Character Development Arc?
Rare Swimmy W
I think Golden’s silence was more out of impression than shock
"Women are now property" Best Swimmy quote from someone not Swimmy
Swigma is strong in this young fella
It will go down in history as the Swimroe Doctrine
It’s so funny because of how cheerfully he says it thinking what he said means women can own property. So wholesome honestly.
Yes, women ard now property.
*bans slavery, causing the civil war*
*proceeds to make women property*
one of the most based sequences I've ever seen in a vic3 game
Lets be honest, can you really be mad at the US player? Everyone whos played a Paradox game has had some kind of crash course in history.
Basically. All I know from what was going on in Mexico and Greece and Turkey was due to a Paradox game.
The sole reason I found about about nearly every war in the 17th Century, The Age of Absolutism and the Spanish Succesion War was because of EU4
I remember when I didn't understand anything in ck3, still conquered half the world though because that game is easy as hell
@@pablo_giustiniani Turns out according to Paradox Finland lost the winter war. Imagine my surprise when i went to wikipedia and realized... they actually did.
@@StrazdasLT technically Russia did archieve their military goals (securing more territory near St.Petesburg). It didn't make it less of an embarrasment and a military disaster regardless
Swimmy literally pulling Sun Tzu's "Win without fighting" against Golden by getting everybody to embargo him is such a based 4d chess move.
We always said he was a diplomatic genius lol
I did recall he has some kind of economic/business degree. I wonder why he did not apply more of this on other sessions. Maybe we will finally see swimmy's ascendancy act
@@Ozzystrayroo training arc
@@Ozzystrayroohe has I remember in a vic2 him discussing how recessions are modeled but never work because subsidies, I think vic series is where swimmy shines with his understanding of economics
@@jjnolastname8386 Recessions in Vic 2 doesnt work because there are fundamental flaws in the games engine that never got fixed. For example buying goods from your spherelings have you pay money, but they do not recieve money, thus it is actually detrimental for them to sell to the sphere lord resulting in their economies crashing without reason.
Also Swimmy does not have a degree, he is studying for one.
"Women are now property" caught me so off guard 💀💀
Based.
Utterly based lad
I'm especially amused because someone in one of Rimmy's videos did much the same mistake, except it was even funnier because there was a woman playing with them.
To be fair the law is awfully named
We have to admit that the name is a bit misleading for none english people such as the esteemed myself and others learned gentlemen.
Most literate American president
Most qualified for american presidency
I was elected to lead, not to read.
6% Literacy
@@olanordmann2743 Die huam mi gewählt um zu lenke, net um zu denke ua-cam.com/video/W7vkaRVKoPw/v-deo.html
@@olanordmann2743Unironically could be something Biden has said lmao
Playing Austria was a fever dream that I never woke up from
The Austro-Hungarian Empire was a fever dream IRL too, so it's fine.
I never heard anyone yell “CURSE YOU” until now
@@blazecraftworks8944 I heard a professor from England use "What the devil?!" unironically at the college dining hall where I work yesterday.
Also, letting Swimmy and Golden play as a rival nation is like asking a worse powder keg than the balkans 😂
Balkan moment
Swigma is an unstoppable force of nature when his two brain hemispheres decide to actually coordinate together
I smile every time I see the word *"Swigma"*
Swimmy's embargo is so incredibly effective it completely silenced Golden. This is unironically Swimmy's smartest move ever
at some point swimmy has made every possible wrong move you can make and after that it's all 4D chess
"Women are now property"
Saying in excited tone.
"Women are now property :D"
" I can thats why." British Empire history in a nutshell.
If we weren't better than everyone else then they would have stopped us. Simple as m8.
@@Oxley016 fr, not our fault they sucked
@@edelweiss7928 skill issue fr fr
@@Oxley016 I'm not even British, but fax
@@sadrakeyhany7477 Can't argue with it mate
"We can trade and flirt and stuff"
"IM GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT AND SHIT DOWN YOUR GULLET"
Damn US got rejected hard
and they say the worse she can say is no...
7:19 I laughed really loud when I heard Brazil out of nowhere say “I miss the confederacy” and then later Austria just confused about what was that
Ahahaha I didn’t even notice that
Well, this certainly makes up for Bo's "I'm going to ban slavery I promise guys" US run a while ago. 1837 Civil War, god damn lol
It was even better a two front war as he was fighting Mexico at the same time.
Swimmy has a lot of moments of semi-consciousness during these games, but that embargo is just genius. Dominated Golden economically, mentally and sexually with that play.
Virgin Bo: nOOoOOo i cAnt bAn slAvErY! tHe soUtHeRn pLanTErS wOuLd gEt mAd
Chad US Player: Screw the Southern Aristocrats, I'm banning slavery NOW! All men are created equal!
Thats U.S.A player was so based, I hope he remains a permanent player
USA being both Based and Woke: 2 civilwars
duality of man.
or in other words, there're two wolves inside you
It was hilarious that Texas joined the Union when in real life they left Mexico in order to keep slavery.
You need to bring the USA player back. He's perfect for Victoria games
If I had a nickel for every time a Victoria three player in a multiplayer game didn't understand the concept of "propertied women", I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Seeing as they had the space to write what that means and don't it's a wonder you have only 3 nickels
Napoleon wishes that he could've just done this good of Diplo....
Napoleon did have a guy who had good Diplo skills (Talleyrand).
Unfortunately they hated each other so uh yeah
Diplomatic Swimmy is a nice twist of todays script Bo. Doubt anyone saw that coming.
3:31 actual reaction of the Austrian emperor, circa 1866
Live Franz Joseph Reaction
I mean, at least he is coherent, asked the correct question, and is willing to learn and improve....unlike some other US president 🙄
I think plurals could be useful there lmao
You mean like, half of them?
Yeah damn that Joe Biden
@@felixbabuf5726 Yeah, its incredible that the world somehow lost to a bunch of illiterate Presidents lol
@@stephenjenkins7971 Well no need to be educated to produce corn and steel... When it comes to politics on the other hand...
I remember the times I ate corndogs while watching Bokoen1. Now I'm a hobo with no food living underneath a bridge in Vegas.
Upgrade.
Vegas? Like from Fallout New Vegas? Thats so cool man
House always wins
That’s vegas baby
Just gamble lol
The US player was great, I hope he sticks around!
A rare moment where Swimmy actually chooses diplomacy over pissing everyone off. And of course it’s against Golden
USA:we can be friends and have a customs union after
Mexico:I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT APART
00:51 what is the name of the guy? He is my spirit player because he plays obscure countries especially in South America which was always fun in Vic 2
I caught that! 7:35 Bo being told to embargo himself lmao
Bokoen & boys are like the last brain cells on a test
Swimmy practically went Sun Tzu, going for the long game.
He legitimately did the supreme art of war which is to subdue the enemy without fighting, what a diplomat!
Victoria 2 war system: encirclements, intensive micro, carefully pushing the frontline, doing rotation to reinforce.
Victoria 3 war system: screaming at your troops to fight better.
Victoria 2 war system: screaming at die rolls
Victoria 3 war system: screaming at die rolls
@@papagaiofilmes6642 sure, still, in Victoria 2 player could affect the outcome way more significantly, than in Victoria 3.
Don’t worry. Most Americans don’t know American history either.
Can you do vic2 again? Or eu4?
When we wanted Vic 3 most, it returns! Let's go
Is Cheese Golden's younger brother, lmao?
@@shikikankillzone4239 Yeah, BigCheese is goldens adopted (at a very young age) brother!
The embargo strategy was so incredibly based.
I see you cut out the full part of Swimmy saying certain words about Golden when he got naval invaded in Paris. I'm still suprised Swimmy didnt delete the vod on that one
What words?
@@joaquinrodriguez227nice words
@@joaquinrodriguez227 "Golden is in legally possession of [Data expunged]"
Swimmy, the master diplomat of the Victorian Era.
Rare Golden W he actually took Paris this time
Scwhigma male realizes his strategy of antagonizing everyone and hoping for a decisive victory isn't working, so he chooses to fight with money.
I'm happy we finally got another Vicotira 3 video from this gang! "Slavery debate" and "indian removal act" is such a good way to start a video, but Golden's trash talking was hilarious!
you better do a part 2 of this, so everyone fanboying swimmy gets to see that even despite making good plays, Golden wins
Golden managed a win?
@@jasondavis6684 at the end when he’s silent he’s explaining his master plan to his twitch chat. He goes to war with both France and Russia and beats them both after invading Siberia. He was speaking about ammo at that moment he was silent, as France had a really low stockpile.
Knowing Bo, the snake of Denmark, he won't show that portion.
JK Bo, love you ❤
@@GodSpeedYouCamus sounds about right, at the end I was thinking that 'this is going to evolve into an 'open market' wargoal isnt it?'
Vic 3 finally playable in 2023? ??
Not really.
As long as the war system remains shit I ain’t touching it.
Always has been
@@Kaiserboo1871 Same
Nope still broken
@Kaiserboo1871 if they fix it in massive free overhaul, i would come back to it. If they sold it as a DLC...well that's the end of my business with paradox until a major change in the higher ups and observable business practice happened.
Bring back vic 2
Petition to bring back Victoria 2 content
Dude I want that USA player back he’s hilarious
Watching the US player is the equivalent of me playing the WW1 mod for Hoi4 in 2017 and not even knowing anything about that period. This ain't a lie, I didn't even know that there was something as the German Kaiserreich.
I am German.
:)
And at the first time I played Vic II I was somewhat prepared :))
That was me playing eu3. I thought the Americas were colonised in the 1600s
@@tanjeeschuan4999the north America mostly yes
When Swimmy learns how to diplomacy and Golden gets the Putin Treatment xD
Cant believe Bo censoring Swimmy telling the truth about golden.
Mexicos scotish cursing🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is most accurate nation RP I have seen on this channel yet
I remember swimmy stream he was watching every trade golden was doing and ask players to embargo him the moment a trade was made ,based
3:25 NGL, with both of them yelling I thought for a moment Golden was losing and/or winning to himself here xD
Personally, don’t like Vic3, would love Vic2, but still I’ll accept this
4:29 sounds like every Pax Britanica game
Didn't the game end with Germany declaring war on France and still kicking its ass?
This looks like the first time in any Bo vid where Swimmy played an actual diplo game.
There is another one in a long VOD form where swimmy managed to form a super germany, and turned the game into an economic simulator co-op because his german were too strong very early in the game to contest. Bo and the other instead fulfilled his nation's need in exchange for him to bankroll their nation development and agreeing not to expand his border.
@@OzzystrayrooEuropean Union simulator
all the cope and the video being cut before the actual game end, germany steamrolled france right after with the shit military system, bo conveniently left that out to not show how bad this game is
6:22 Loweee literally quoting Scottish rebels from Medieval II
The first few seconds of the video. Lmfao
Edit: Holy fuck, it got worse.
USA player is so based. Getting rid of slavery as fast as they can then absolutely annihilating the CSA
usa is so based, bro goes to war with 2 csas and mexico yet he still wins despite early game and a language barrier lmfao
Swimmy? Playing the diplo game and getting all the GPs to ally against someone??? What kinda bizzaro universe have I Mandela effected myself into?
why do you never play vic2 anymore? those were your best videos honestly...