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  • @RealBoglimChronicles
    @RealBoglimChronicles  9 місяців тому +598

    She got muted when she was going nuts near the end. Real shame

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 9 місяців тому +19

      Shame, very shame indeed

    • @ebeggingnater7887
      @ebeggingnater7887 9 місяців тому +27

      Facts inappropriately touched that lizard to death boy

    • @dingdongshush
      @dingdongshush 9 місяців тому +26

      Does Josh not have WiFi? I don't get why she can't connect her laptop /phone to play music??

    • @yungmattyk
      @yungmattyk 9 місяців тому +41

      @@dingdongshushhe either doesn’t know it (hence why he keeps buying apple products, wifi gets stored in your cloud and lets you instantly connect)
      or isn’t giving it to her because he doesn’t want her going live without him knowing

    • @TheJericho1123
      @TheJericho1123 9 місяців тому +13

      shanny and rev version 2.

  • @septixskeptix1107
    @septixskeptix1107 9 місяців тому +1233

    She's the worst thing the trolls have ever door dashed.

  • @guitarguy42394
    @guitarguy42394 9 місяців тому +1209

    It’s downright poetic that on this historic Valentine’s Day where Josh actually has someone to celebrate with, he’s the most miserable he’s ever been. Post nut clarity has never hit the boy so hard

    • @ASMITH00007
      @ASMITH00007 9 місяців тому +21

      AHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @f1av0rflave
      @f1av0rflave 9 місяців тому +46

      I think today will be the peak cobra stream of all time

    • @magnumxlpi
      @magnumxlpi 9 місяців тому +20

      😂😂😂😂so accurate. I know this feeling and facial expression all too well

    • @Br1cht
      @Br1cht 9 місяців тому +8

      No Stalker child it is You that’s miserable!

    • @jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724
      @jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724 9 місяців тому +2

      Im thinking someone mightve told him he better not go live right now boy... all the cops all the deliveries apartment cant put up with it much longer, especially if the place is family friendly ​@f1av0rflave

  • @ARYouTube79
    @ARYouTube79 9 місяців тому +269

    He’s so miserable. The gender relations rant will be legendary when she leaves

    • @BaronStVon
      @BaronStVon 9 місяців тому +24

      This will actually be the first real relations rant he could give since the rest were all imaginative

  • @MattyLight816
    @MattyLight816 9 місяців тому +394

    "Well guys, Jessica has disappeared. I've looked all over and can't find her. Lot lizards like to burrow and hibernate in the winter so hopefully I can find her in the spring." 😂😂😂

    • @gharm9129
      @gharm9129 9 місяців тому +14

      after that finger bone wands

    • @michaelcee4808
      @michaelcee4808 9 місяців тому +31

      “Burglars broke in and stole Jessica…” Meanwhile in a dumpster somewhere…

    • @TheTiredTortoise
      @TheTiredTortoise 9 місяців тому +3

      lmao

    • @mmaylo4893
      @mmaylo4893 9 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @snarkyjay4744
      @snarkyjay4744 9 місяців тому +3

      This comment deserves UA-cam Gold.

  • @bennygohome4576
    @bennygohome4576 9 місяців тому +114

    So this is the kind of woman you attract with tactical soap…

  • @Shambley1
    @Shambley1 9 місяців тому +633

    The transition from that smug face he had the first time he popped on stream after he got some to now is hilarious.

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids 9 місяців тому +90

      He thought he was in heaven the first night but woke up in hell the next day when she was still there.

    • @rblackzzz
      @rblackzzz 9 місяців тому +44

      I rewatched that video and it’s night and day lol. So fucking comical

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +8

      Hahaha facts

    • @TonyBMW
      @TonyBMW 9 місяців тому +6

      Fax💯😂

    • @naughty5389
      @naughty5389 9 місяців тому +10

      That’s all I keep thinking about when I watch these lmao

  • @FirstFamilyCharger
    @FirstFamilyCharger 9 місяців тому +739

    The way she commands him around is SO insane. Him of all people. The only thing stronger than his oppositional defiance disorder is his сowаrdice.

    • @rockyp32
      @rockyp32 9 місяців тому +51

      That’s what happens when raised by narcs

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 9 місяців тому +87

      "is that true Josh?" "What do you think Josh?" "Do you love me Josh?" "How many times did we do it Josh?" it's like ordering a mutt around. And Josh being such a wimp, his tough guy attitude is nowhere to be found and he won't talk back, especially to a woman.

    • @Sheahova
      @Sheahova 9 місяців тому +26

      josh im just reading the comments and feeding the trolls! leave me alone

    • @yungcrisisactor
      @yungcrisisactor 9 місяців тому

      ​@xn6963 look up "sam hyde josh" everytime she says his name its all I can think about 😂😂😂

    • @Kingcobra6699
      @Kingcobra6699 9 місяців тому +32

      What do you expect if two people are locked up into a room together.
      I am astonished how reasonable Cobes behaves. For once he does not feed the trolls (she does).
      But he's been amazingly calm so far...
      I am really proud ❤❤❤

  • @ConsciusVeritasVids
    @ConsciusVeritasVids 9 місяців тому +423

    Josh has never known what day it was before Jessica came, but he's now sure as hell eagerly counting down to Saturday when the shaved sasquatch leaves.

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +34

      Haha seriously though! He NEVER knows what day it is till she got there lolol

    • @legendlexzilla
      @legendlexzilla 9 місяців тому +27

      Sadly if you watch the whole thing on her channel you can see she in fact does not shave 😂

    • @leander24
      @leander24 9 місяців тому +7

      @@legendlexzillablegh

    • @tedged
      @tedged 9 місяців тому +11

      this is one of those events that gets a normal person making some changes in his life.
      maybe it'll help josh kickstart something. i doubt it.

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r 9 місяців тому +11

      This Arc is one i didn't see coming but once it arrived I literally can't look away

  • @fffrrraannkk
    @fffrrraannkk 9 місяців тому +250

    Can't wait till after she leaves and Joshie pretends everything went great, and we're just jealous.

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +20

      Lol you already know!

    • @_.CollateralDamage._
      @_.CollateralDamage._ 9 місяців тому +48

      That'll be the start of the stream. He will then proceed to get black out drunk and let shit slip like crazy, pass out, then the next day delete it but the damage will already be done

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r 9 місяців тому +7

      Lmfao this is the most accurate one I've seen yet 😂

    • @Sixfootdig
      @Sixfootdig 9 місяців тому +6

      Absolutely what will happen and he will act like we hadn't witness his week of pure misery with our own eyes. He will retcon the entire trip in his peanut head and act like we wish we could have THAT

    • @poncichter
      @poncichter 9 місяців тому

      then the mask will slowly slip in the coming days

  • @Johndoe-co3pw
    @Johndoe-co3pw 9 місяців тому +371

    She is easily the most obnoxious person I’ve ever witnessed

    • @PatrickWilliams-ts4le
      @PatrickWilliams-ts4le 9 місяців тому +29

      She almost makes Josh look fairly normal. Almost.

    • @beboppapadopoulos4158
      @beboppapadopoulos4158 9 місяців тому +21

      @@PatrickWilliams-ts4leAt the very least she highlights the differences between being a freak and being a psychopath.

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 9 місяців тому +5

      Gothie would of been so much better

    • @SalamiNugget
      @SalamiNugget 9 місяців тому +2

      Look up Krystal Station

    • @masochismworld1507
      @masochismworld1507 9 місяців тому +3

      Have you ever even seen Warlord Campbell on one of his rants tho?

  • @vertrox156
    @vertrox156 9 місяців тому +672

    Josh really can't stand her but he still wants that bogussy.

    • @yungcrisisactor
      @yungcrisisactor 9 місяців тому +52

      Somewhere in his mind he thinks it's still worth having her there because he's "owning the trolls" when in actuality most people want her hone because she's going to ruin him 😅😅😅😅

    • @giants2k8
      @giants2k8 9 місяців тому +33

      I just think he doesn’t want to deal with the inevitable drama that would come with kicking her out. I think she’d put the paws on him. 😂 🤛 But as soon as she leave, this relationship is done. And then it’s gonna turn nasty and she is gonna go full psycho.

    • @xgenisejigglygirlx
      @xgenisejigglygirlx 9 місяців тому +35

      Not the bogussy 😭😭

    • @LuckysCharms007
      @LuckysCharms007 9 місяців тому +12

      3 minutes and 49 seconds later she walks out adjusting herself with wet spots on her and Joshy comes out with a big ol, glistening, glob on the right leg of his shorts 😆 🤣 😂. My question: who does that glob of baby batter belong to? I've heard rumors that is not Stephanie's mom, but it's actually Stephanie's dad

    • @yungcrisisactor
      @yungcrisisactor 9 місяців тому +1

      @CynicaIDiogenes I'm really interested to hear what he has to say after she leaves. If he's going to immediately break it off, or bear through it for awhile. I'm honestly not sure which at the point! But I hope your right and that he's using his head for once

  • @shakeitoff1000
    @shakeitoff1000 9 місяців тому +238

    "I'm not kicking her out until then" man wants her gone

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 9 місяців тому +6

      Why'd he let a tweaker in his home to begin with? She's not good for his sobriety and chemo treatments.

    • @ununhexium
      @ununhexium 9 місяців тому +5

      @@coltonwilkie241 man what sobriety? he's drinking like a fish. sorry i'm new here

    • @juliangonzalez7942
      @juliangonzalez7942 9 місяців тому +2

      @@ununhexiumjosh used to use air duster and do drugs like spice and such. not sure to the extend but some theorized he was on opiates for a while, but i disagree (having experience working in rehab). sorry for bad english

    • @ununhexium
      @ununhexium 9 місяців тому +1

      @@juliangonzalez7942 thanks for the info. so he quit and said he was sober now? because alcohol isn't good for sobriety either lol

  • @Mr.9x19mm
    @Mr.9x19mm 9 місяців тому +375

    26:19
    NAL: (drunk & in slurred speech) “Do you love me?”
    Cobra: (annoyed) “Of course I love you, if I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t fuck you.”

    • @full95one
      @full95one 9 місяців тому +78

      Regard of the Highest Order

    • @Sheahova
      @Sheahova 9 місяців тому +25

      can we 69 likes? bros now we need 6969 yall messed up

    • @elsobnumberone3306
      @elsobnumberone3306 9 місяців тому +60

      Just like he was in love with the pregnant woman he double teamed in the gas station bathroom

    • @zebraskin
      @zebraskin 9 місяців тому +27

      ​@@elsobnumberone3306when I first saw her I told my husband "This is what I imagine the pregnant lady looked like"

    • @storyp22
      @storyp22 9 місяців тому +5

      @@elsobnumberone3306is this a joke or did this fr fucking happen wtf?????

  • @TheGeekyBanana
    @TheGeekyBanana 9 місяців тому +120

    The way NAL makes Cobes look completely stable and responsible. He is the mature one…what?! 😂

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +8

      Ikr!! 😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣

    • @DaniBeee420
      @DaniBeee420 9 місяців тому +8

      Nothing mature about him hes just scared stiff

    • @TheGeekyBanana
      @TheGeekyBanana 9 місяців тому +12

      @@DaniBeee420 oh I know he’s not mature, that’s why it’s insane that NAL makes him appear mature in comparison

    • @meredithgrubb4497
      @meredithgrubb4497 6 місяців тому

      It's shocking lol

  • @JustaComment93
    @JustaComment93 9 місяців тому +71

    He lost puff and gained a lot lizard 🦎

  • @chadracine4372
    @chadracine4372 9 місяців тому +244

    I can picture Josh in his room just staring out the window, shell-shocked

    • @clebfelm4170
      @clebfelm4170 9 місяців тому +4

      Lmaoooo yeah

    • @hookslogan
      @hookslogan 9 місяців тому +11

      With that Danny Torrance stare

    • @blacktar3411
      @blacktar3411 9 місяців тому +3

      @@hooksloganyooooo I see you feeding nerds justice in wafflepwn streams lol

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 9 місяців тому +3

      'this was totally not as good as i thought... what was i thinking, dude" 😢

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile 9 місяців тому +3

      Staring at the wall like Wilson Fisk

  • @sidewalksurfer96
    @sidewalksurfer96 9 місяців тому +134

    holy crap she is unbearable

  • @adamokocha598
    @adamokocha598 9 місяців тому +133

    He's not looking so smug now is he 😂😂

    • @xxcffff8275
      @xxcffff8275 9 місяців тому +25

      He s as smug as a homeless Vietnam vet right about now😂

    • @kronictonic
      @kronictonic 9 місяців тому +8

      Thousand yard stare coming in nicely toobes

  • @cherryhazard8002
    @cherryhazard8002 9 місяців тому +97

    Jesus Christ if she is this insufferable on a livestream imagine how it is when they are alone together...poor Josh.

    • @fffrrraannkk
      @fffrrraannkk 9 місяців тому +24

      She's the type of person you can't take anywhere in public without making a scene.
      Want to have a nice meal? Nope, she's gonna have a problem with the food/waiter or the people sitting at a nearby table. Want to relax with a movie? Nope, the people sitting in front of you whispered to each other a few times and she's having none of it .. etc..

    • @heteromolestico6129
      @heteromolestico6129 9 місяців тому +7

      Just nonstop nagging and talking. "JOOOOOOOSH! THE WATER ISN'T HOT!!!!" at max volume from across the house, but all damn day long. I would blow my head off

    • @yinnacle9885
      @yinnacle9885 9 місяців тому +8

      Poor Josh? Lmaoo

    • @jamesf4423
      @jamesf4423 8 місяців тому

      Buy a shirt trole

  • @CountryRoadist
    @CountryRoadist 9 місяців тому +29

    "I love your abs."
    "Wait until you see my Dads."
    That is some premier pillow talk right there Josh my dude.

  • @Duude125
    @Duude125 9 місяців тому +292

    There are so many red flags surrounding this woman that you would swear you are in a Chinese national parade.

    • @TheCrapOnYourStrapOn
      @TheCrapOnYourStrapOn 9 місяців тому +21

      So I have a rich friend that bought a wife from China. He is in a very similar situation. It’s amazing how quickly he deflates when she walks in the room

    • @unattended_baby
      @unattended_baby 9 місяців тому +6

      underrated comment

    • @PaxHeadroom
      @PaxHeadroom 9 місяців тому +18

      ​@@TheCrapOnYourStrapOnGee, who could have predicted that trying to purchase someone wouldn't result in a fruitful relationship?

    • @buckbreaker5185
      @buckbreaker5185 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@TheCrapOnYourStrapOntell us more lmao

    • @kali-wolf
      @kali-wolf 9 місяців тому +3

      @@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn if he got her for love and companionship, he made an error. Money buys slaves, not love. Might as well put her to work and get his moneys worth. At least he didn't take Josh's advice of chaturbate + flying a psycho into your home 😂

  • @NellieNutkins
    @NellieNutkins 9 місяців тому +231

    It’s honestly like a stunned baby deer in the middle of a monster truck rally, and every truck is fitted with a megaphone blasting crazy frog. The overwhelm and sensory overload is making him catatonic.

    • @uselessmemberofsociety4664
      @uselessmemberofsociety4664 9 місяців тому +50

      Having a touch of the tism, this is the most accurate description I've seen of what's going on on his end so far. The way she acts is like cruel and unusual punishment for someone on the spectrum , although I'd argue it's that way for everybody who comes into contact with this distinct specimen

    • @j4nk3n
      @j4nk3n 9 місяців тому +5

      Bravo Nellie you got a verbal laugh out of me for this comment! Meg mucklebones is driving jorph to insanity 😂

    • @heteromolestico6129
      @heteromolestico6129 9 місяців тому

      ​@@uselessmemberofsociety4664I saw an interesting comment somewhere a long time ago. Basically it said that autistic people and BPD people are like the perfect foils for each other and that people with BPD can essentially sniff out people with autism so that they can take advantage of them. This is evidence

    • @YoungDeathWish
      @YoungDeathWish 9 місяців тому +8

      Did you just compare cobes to a baby deer 😭

    • @zozojones4918
      @zozojones4918 9 місяців тому +2

      Catatonic lmao

  • @sorryplease5071
    @sorryplease5071 9 місяців тому +175

    She leaves Saturday and Joshy’s gonna need to give himself alcohol poisoning on Sunday to clear her out of his system.

    • @cheezeangel
      @cheezeangel 9 місяців тому +14

      Let's just pray she's not pregnant

    • @adinocc2042
      @adinocc2042 9 місяців тому +1

      @@cheezeangelYou know she is by now too.

    • @adinocc2042
      @adinocc2042 9 місяців тому

      He's going to have a huge, blackout drunk, meltdown on Sunday.

  • @RandyGoble
    @RandyGoble 9 місяців тому +58

    Josh: TWU
    Josh's eyes: This is, in fact, NOT what's up.

  • @cisthej
    @cisthej 9 місяців тому +42

    at least hes excited to answer the door dashes now

  • @RiseForDoom
    @RiseForDoom 9 місяців тому +357

    I loved her Meth interpretive dance

    • @ErikvsLenny
      @ErikvsLenny 9 місяців тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HalfBackCrack
      @HalfBackCrack 9 місяців тому +21

      I bet Cobes is loving the Bjork.

    • @bigboobiestinybrain-sv9jl
      @bigboobiestinybrain-sv9jl 9 місяців тому

      Oh that’s what it was!

    • @benhubbell7525
      @benhubbell7525 9 місяців тому +14

      ​@HalfBackCrack being a musician of 30 years I'm open to all music but bpork is absolute shit

    • @matthewhopkins666
      @matthewhopkins666 9 місяців тому +5

      Vitamins trole!

  • @timm934
    @timm934 9 місяців тому +462

    She’s NakedAndLaughing, Cobes is LayeredAndSerious

  • @xxcffff8275
    @xxcffff8275 9 місяців тому +113

    Josh gonna stay extra sober on Saturday to make sure THE THING doesn't "miss" her flight.

    • @JRWeezy84
      @JRWeezy84 9 місяців тому

      She left a day early lmao

  • @boglurker2043
    @boglurker2043 9 місяців тому +29

    Goes into the bedroom comes back tweaking hard. Cops come she runs into the bedroom. Stash confirmed.

    • @JesseVenturaHat
      @JesseVenturaHat 9 місяців тому +8

      I wish u people would start adding timestamps since u all know these videos front to back

  • @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
    @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS 9 місяців тому +255

    Fucking hell he literally has a thousand yard stare!
    The real fun with this one is when he tries to break it off after she leaves, I can't imagywhat sort of crazy shit shes going to pull.

    • @amoniousbt1110
      @amoniousbt1110 9 місяців тому +41

      "After she leaves" lmao

    • @TaisinViper
      @TaisinViper 9 місяців тому +39

      that's when the baby cobes saga begins

    • @european-one
      @european-one 9 місяців тому +22

      ​@@amoniousbt1110he ain't gonna do it while she's there, she will set the bed on fire while he's in it

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +18

      That's when we find out she's pregnant

    • @RevolverCoughsAlot
      @RevolverCoughsAlot 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@amoniousbt1110 Yeah, you know, "aaaaafter". 😂😂😂

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 9 місяців тому +279

    What's gonna happen is Jessica's gonna fly back, Josh is gonna break things off, and she's gonna immediately claim she's pregnant to guilt trip him

    • @Jim_Lahey101
      @Jim_Lahey101 9 місяців тому +45

      100%. Or she'll say she's pregnant on the last day as an excuse to stay longer.

    • @JustaComment93
      @JustaComment93 9 місяців тому +19

      Jason Saunders incoming

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 9 місяців тому +8

      He doesn’t know that spell… Fortunately…

    • @Graggle_Gabagool
      @Graggle_Gabagool 9 місяців тому +15

      I think she'll threaten him with some kind of legal action, acting as if he graped her while intoxicated or something. Then Josh will call Papa Clint for help.

    • @oneabove1111
      @oneabove1111 9 місяців тому +1

      The foresight is immaculate

  • @Micahlopl
    @Micahlopl 9 місяців тому +191

    Those fish lips are on EXTRA pout mode. I fucking love this.

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog 9 місяців тому +6

      Ohhh yeah, that mustache is aboit touching the tip of his nose today

    • @kingcarplipsJfs
      @kingcarplipsJfs 9 місяців тому +1

      His misery is palpable

    • @pippipip
      @pippipip 9 місяців тому

      LMAOO

    • @Halliskyes
      @Halliskyes 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @youtubecrack
    @youtubecrack 9 місяців тому +95

    Chick is a know-it-all control freak. Don't ever get involved with a woman like this fellas.

    • @snarkyjay4744
      @snarkyjay4744 9 місяців тому +10

      wait wait wait. Thats a woman? I thought josh picked up a rescue from the shelter and it was just acting uppity.

    • @TheyCallMeDraven
      @TheyCallMeDraven 9 місяців тому +7

      Bruh. This is extra awesome for me. I used to be with someone exactly like her.

    • @GnosticElohim
      @GnosticElohim 9 місяців тому +4

      Aka narcissistic personality disorder

    • @celestialarmor695
      @celestialarmor695 9 місяців тому +1

      Bro try having a mother that's a control freak 😢😢

    • @youtubecrack
      @youtubecrack 9 місяців тому +2

      She wants to get pregnant lol And she's definitely going to move in. This guy's toast.

  • @scratch42069
    @scratch42069 9 місяців тому +53

    Joshie and Methsicka are quite the UA-cam power couple. She is the human embodiment of the KFC double down. Greasy, gross and only for a limited time.

    • @HorrorshowEU
      @HorrorshowEU 9 місяців тому +7

      I'm bummed out the KFC stopped serving the double down doodt. Can't believe KFC stopped serving their double down. I'm bummed out the KFC stopped serving the double down.

    • @armanirza
      @armanirza 9 місяців тому +3

      Dude best comment 🎉

  • @smithwilliams8831
    @smithwilliams8831 9 місяців тому +170

    His regret is palpable

    • @Arahsure
      @Arahsure 9 місяців тому +4

      Yeah,the mix of regret, and her craziness are both palpable.

  • @88thcentury
    @88thcentury 9 місяців тому +136

    Be careful cobes, i've seen what can happen when someone's obsessed with Bjork

    • @Jim_Lahey101
      @Jim_Lahey101 9 місяців тому +17

      LMAO someone needs to make an edit of NAL sat in that obsessed fans apartment, with Josh on her computer screen.

    • @yungcrisisactor
      @yungcrisisactor 9 місяців тому +5

      Bjork stans are vile 😆

    • @laelorialae8401
      @laelorialae8401 9 місяців тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 9 місяців тому +7

      Don’t open any packages

    • @AH-xn9or
      @AH-xn9or 9 місяців тому

      Foul 😭

  • @aNightmaresRequiem
    @aNightmaresRequiem 9 місяців тому +132

    Somebody call an exorcist. Dat girl ain't right.

    • @burgertim7878
      @burgertim7878 9 місяців тому +19

      The Succubus has almost absorbed all of his soul.

    • @mroctober3657
      @mroctober3657 9 місяців тому +14

      I don't think the power of Christ could compel her... to leave the apartment.

    • @sharoneuby-62
      @sharoneuby-62 9 місяців тому +1

      Comment of the year!😂😂😂

    • @ScissorWhit
      @ScissorWhit 9 місяців тому +1

      Lmfao

  • @29zc
    @29zc 9 місяців тому +31

    She's going to probably avoid leaving and miss her flight on purpose. Then he'll really be screwed....

  • @ayinz3363
    @ayinz3363 9 місяців тому +63

    "I love Josh and he loves me" Josh said nothing. No joshisms. And let's call it... interpretive tweaking. He's dying

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 9 місяців тому

      What did he say to her at the end when she was sideways on the boglim couch? "Of course i love you but .......... "

  • @xandercrews4729
    @xandercrews4729 9 місяців тому +154

    The dead expression on his face has me in tears from laughter

    • @amoniousbt1110
      @amoniousbt1110 9 місяців тому +8

      Post but clarity hitting real hard toobz twu.

    • @monahanre2866
      @monahanre2866 9 місяців тому +4

      We need a why are we here just to suffer edit

    • @rob5598
      @rob5598 9 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sixfootdig
      @Sixfootdig 9 місяців тому +1

      Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy

    • @xandercrews4729
      @xandercrews4729 9 місяців тому +2

      @@amoniousbt1110 it really is crazy how fast that PNC sobers your mind & body up. In a split second you go from only thinking about sex to caring about literally anything else.

  • @VinnCapp
    @VinnCapp 9 місяців тому +117

    he is spent, used all his juice up, rest sweet serpent you shall rise again when the moon is full

    • @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
      @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY 9 місяців тому +13

      when the moon is full and the weather gets warmer, just like puffers

    • @Fartdemon482
      @Fartdemon482 9 місяців тому

      This comment made me laugh

    • @satinblackcat
      @satinblackcat 9 місяців тому +1

      On Saturday but not before

  • @Kranzio-
    @Kranzio- 9 місяців тому +28

    Warlord is watching his title of “Most Obnoxious Cobraverse Side Character” slip away before his eyes.

  • @LesPeterGuitarJam
    @LesPeterGuitarJam 9 місяців тому +40

    She is indeed a very, very, very strange individual.. This is outright bizarre... I mean... just fucking wow...

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 9 місяців тому +7

      Probably the craziest person I have ever seen and I'm almost 40 years-old. I mean, I've met some real nutjob meth-heads and glue-sniffers, and people who huff paint thinner but this lady has them all topped on the crazy scale. The way she presents herself and her actions are just otherworldly in a Lovecraftian horror-esque way. I don't think there is a man alive who could deal with this woman and there is no way in hell Cobes is equipped to deal with this. Cobes is basically hunting tigers with a BB gun at this point and it won't end well.

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ 9 місяців тому +152

    Are we tired of “Jaaaaaaawshie” yet?

  • @Mr_Pickles_
    @Mr_Pickles_ 9 місяців тому +181

    Only half way through the stay. This will end in pregnancy and/or bloodshed.

    • @RevolverCoughsAlot
      @RevolverCoughsAlot 9 місяців тому +14

      Smart money is on BOTH! Give you 3:1 on a legit visit from PD, and a new charge, too!

    • @horsethief822
      @horsethief822 9 місяців тому +12

      Like all great medieval relationships...

    • @-Katastrophe
      @-Katastrophe 9 місяців тому +8

      Unironically hoping for the latter, imagine being brought into the world by these two only to have to grow up in an orphanage.

    • @DKluvTALZY
      @DKluvTALZY 9 місяців тому

      BBB

    • @TheCrapOnYourStrapOn
      @TheCrapOnYourStrapOn 9 місяців тому +2

      If she’s 56 being pregnant would be impressive

  • @Rhin082
    @Rhin082 9 місяців тому +205

    No way this saga ends good

    • @amoniousbt1110
      @amoniousbt1110 9 місяців тому +28

      Clunt will get involved when 8 days pass and she doesn't leave.

    • @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
      @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY 9 місяців тому +13

      it doesn't deserve to.

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 9 місяців тому +12

      It's going to end in a DV charge

    • @djhenyo
      @djhenyo 9 місяців тому +28

      @@amoniousbt1110 Clunt is likely going to "hang out" on the 8th day to make sure she leaves. Darf was there to do early recognizance.

    • @GreaseShaman
      @GreaseShaman 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@REfan2002DV would be light, I imagine (judging from her history of claiming such) she'd pursue SA.

  • @michaeljohnston4459
    @michaeljohnston4459 9 місяців тому +49

    Anyone remember Misery with Kathy Bates using that 🔨 to break dude's bones?

    • @mezmerizer0266
      @mezmerizer0266 9 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, but the guy in that movie could spell.

  • @cherryhazard8002
    @cherryhazard8002 9 місяців тому +71

    I've met girls that acted like Jessica before...on elementary and middle school. She might be 39 but she never grew up and has never been told "no" in her life before.

    • @shabath
      @shabath 9 місяців тому +15

      Much like the peanut head, then.

    • @ViolentHateCrime
      @ViolentHateCrime 9 місяців тому +15

      I've met some too. I work with psychiatric patients.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 9 місяців тому

      ​@@ViolentHateCrime she is on many things in orange vial, especially ssri, and washes them down with 90 proof.. scary. Sadly one in four women do the same substance and boxed wine or cocktails

    • @Staintree
      @Staintree 9 місяців тому +8

      I remember meeting people just like this working line cook jobs. Permanent alcohol induced wet brain.

    • @bestudesu4833
      @bestudesu4833 9 місяців тому +4

      Shes not 39, she's definitely at best in her late 40's

  • @HazelEyes420.
    @HazelEyes420. 9 місяців тому +236

    How is she so angry all the time at everything? I am actually impressed by her being this way at 56 years old.

    • @HalfBackCrack
      @HalfBackCrack 9 місяців тому +50

      She's going through withdrawals. That's why she keeps asking for weed.

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +13

      Yeah it's the withdrawals.

    • @shabath
      @shabath 9 місяців тому +25

      @@HalfBackCrack From what I've seen, she's literally the same in her own streams as well, so unlikely.

    • @rumham7466
      @rumham7466 9 місяців тому +16

      @@HalfBackCrackshe’s always like this

    • @R_H_P_S
      @R_H_P_S 9 місяців тому +20

      If you're constantly in and out of withdrawals cause you don't have a steady income, would add up.

  • @EmoBunny69
    @EmoBunny69 9 місяців тому +288

    Also, Josh literally looks like a Lego person I don’t understand. Just make him look sad and disassociative and boom Lego person.😂😂

  • @FistFite
    @FistFite 9 місяців тому +59

    "whether he wants to or not" is exactly how this will end...and with josh possibly getting pegged

  • @Kranzio-
    @Kranzio- 9 місяців тому +19

    I wonder how many times Josh has looked teary-eyed at an old photo of Stephanie over the past few days…

  • @BREN153
    @BREN153 9 місяців тому +20

    “Saturday ….that’s when she leaves…so that’s when I’m kicking her out” 😂

  • @tinychud6327
    @tinychud6327 9 місяців тому +42

    you have to admit that was a nice rock she found

  • @FloppaFan400
    @FloppaFan400 9 місяців тому +466

    I love seeing Josh get his karma for mistreating puffers, being a terrible son to Clint and causing problems for all his family. NAL is the perfect woman for him.

    • @mike2312p
      @mike2312p 9 місяців тому +50

      It really is awesome. It'd hard holding in all the jealousy but I think I'll survive.

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 9 місяців тому +27

      Josh is sleeping in the tank apparently.

    • @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
      @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY 9 місяців тому +5

      @@MillywiggZ sound-insulated. tmdwu

    • @anferneee777
      @anferneee777 9 місяців тому +22

      REST IN POWER PUFFERTHS

    • @FloppaFan400
      @FloppaFan400 9 місяців тому +1

      @@MillywiggZwhere he belongs

  • @dredheaddredhead8063
    @dredheaddredhead8063 9 місяців тому +61

    The regret is tangible . Maybe some “of age”wasn’t worth it ……..

    • @JustaComment93
      @JustaComment93 9 місяців тому +8

      Maybe just a bit too much on this of age

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 9 місяців тому +27

    I cannot for the life of me figure out why Josh runs around the apartment wearing shorts, a heavy jacket, socks and boots. 😂 😂 I’d understand shorts, a hoodie and some slides, but bro looks like he’s ready for the construction site.

  • @missingtitle5612
    @missingtitle5612 9 місяців тому +24

    This reminds me of our German Cobes, Drachenlord, who was dating a cleaning women on crack last year. This was great

  • @TamamoF0X
    @TamamoF0X 9 місяців тому +40

    That cop was so excited to take the call.

    • @ZeroPhilosopher
      @ZeroPhilosopher 9 місяців тому +4

      he def wanted a place in this saga

  • @zgthegc3198
    @zgthegc3198 9 місяців тому +55

    She’s nuts, you can see the demons in her eyes

  • @Quizibo
    @Quizibo 9 місяців тому +64

    Clint is more than likely watching these livestreams in horror.

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 9 місяців тому +44

      Clint probably tries his best to think about his son as little as possible.

    • @JesseVenturaHat
      @JesseVenturaHat 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@antipsychotic451exactly. After that clint interview how can anyone think he cares about his son

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 9 місяців тому +2

      @@JesseVenturaHat Sort the comments on that video by newest. A lot of people seem to buy Clint's ego-fueled "concerned and supportive dad" act.

  • @heldthelever
    @heldthelever 9 місяців тому +70

    I wonder how fast the smugness will return after she leaves

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +26

      Right away of course, because then he can wallow in the fact that he got laid without having to actually deal with her anymore lol it's all he's gonna talk about for awhile i bet

    • @michaelcee4808
      @michaelcee4808 9 місяців тому

      Is she more likely to leave on a plane, or in a cop car?

    • @Vid_Master
      @Vid_Master 9 місяців тому +9

      "and its like, my youtube trolls cant get any girls to like them because nobody wants to be around their sad miserable lives, making fun of cobra all day. Then they see Cobra with the love of his life just having fun and they cant stand it and start typing troll messages into my chat. But i just block them so whatever"
      repeat x 7 with slight variations

    • @JesseVenturaHat
      @JesseVenturaHat 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Vid_Masteryou got it

    • @heldthelever
      @heldthelever 9 місяців тому

      @@Vid_Master 😂😂😂

  • @chasemiller3712
    @chasemiller3712 9 місяців тому +35

    Not only is Cobes going to break it off with NaL as soon as she leaves, I wouldn't be surprised if Cobes tries to find a new place (with his dad's help), just in case.

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 9 місяців тому

      Couldn't blame him for it. This lady is a BILLION times worse than a woman I went on a date with one time. I told her I wasn't interested after we ate at a restaurant and she just sat there quietly staring at me and smiling and saying a word or two every 10 minutes. I dropped her off back at her house and she ended up stalking me. She found my Facebook profile and my address and came by my house like a dozen times where she would look in my windows, try to open my doors, would yell "I love you!" or "Will you marry me?".
      I ended up getting a restraining order on her and having the cops serve her it and she stopped but it was crazy.

  • @drewgarcia553
    @drewgarcia553 9 місяців тому +14

    I’ve never seen anything like this before. She’s an actual skin walker. You’re gonna go down as one of the greatest chroniclers in history.

  • @TheWonkster
    @TheWonkster 9 місяців тому +46

    Those were definitely not all vitamins

    • @ssataei_____9291
      @ssataei_____9291 9 місяців тому +11

      Nobody sane would EVER put “vitamins” in a ziplock baggy like that, but then again I wouldn’t put it past her to put other “vitamins” in with them 😂😂

    • @TheWonkster
      @TheWonkster 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@ssataei_____9291 the way she's acting in this one, especially the facial and vocal stimming, she's definitely geeked on something

  • @the.doctor.mullet
    @the.doctor.mullet 9 місяців тому +80

    More adventures of Bogs Bunny and Jobless Jessie. Just waiting for the domestic abuse to begin.

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 9 місяців тому +1

      And/or pregnancy. What a wild time to be alive! This is akin to when cavemen discovered fire or sliced bread became a thing.

  • @matthewhopkins666
    @matthewhopkins666 9 місяців тому +53

    I like that they both struggle opening sealed bags, has anyone seen her with a can opener yet?

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 9 місяців тому +10

      Another one with zero dexterity, maybe its something in the water there.

    • @bradthunderpants3283
      @bradthunderpants3283 9 місяців тому

      Nah she's not from Casper, she's from the same town as digibro though.

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 9 місяців тому +24

    NAL makes Josh look Sober and normal. He doesn’t want to get too drunk, because he wants to keep control of the situation. Since she is so volatile and self-destructive. He’s a prisoner in his own home. 😂

  • @mroctober3657
    @mroctober3657 9 місяців тому +29

    Remember when Kathy Bates would freak out in Misery. She kinda reminds me of that.

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +2

      Hahaha😂😂😂 seriously!!!

  • @CountryRoadist
    @CountryRoadist 9 місяців тому +89

    They're perfect together, its Ozzy and Sharon. They have both got what they deserve.

    • @dolomitus
      @dolomitus 9 місяців тому +1

      Wouldn't perfection require some spinal cancer thrown into the mix?

  • @disciple2742
    @disciple2742 9 місяців тому +29

    "JOOOOOSSSSHHHH"
    You know he can't stand hearing that every few seconds.
    It's grating to the ears fr.

  • @matthewhopkins666
    @matthewhopkins666 9 місяців тому +67

    Homedad Clunt is so happy that Thanksgiving and Christmas are so far off that there's zero chance his little boy is still going to be with this loon and bringing her home with him for the holidays.

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +13

      Till she says she's pregnant with his litter...

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile 9 місяців тому +4

      She'll be bringing Clint's new grandboglim with her. 👶

    • @mezmerizer0266
      @mezmerizer0266 9 місяців тому +3

      Just in time for the baby boglim critter to come crawling around.

  • @Vaniity_Velvet
    @Vaniity_Velvet 9 місяців тому +9

    "She's leaving Saturday and I'm not kicking her out until then"
    Says everything right there, 'least to me.

  • @landenx
    @landenx 9 місяців тому +2

    That dance/ sperg out session she had was very disturbing to say the least. I love it 😂

  • @restingInpieces
    @restingInpieces 9 місяців тому +187

    I love how she's asking him for his phone to listen to music. She runs that sh** and it's hilarious. She knows he is in the other room on the phone! Happy Valentine's Day! Right Joshy?!?!!😂😂😂

  • @DarkMistyDay
    @DarkMistyDay 9 місяців тому +43

    If I thought Josh was capable of learning (or even wanted to) I'd call this a huge learning experience for him

  • @Jim_Lahey101
    @Jim_Lahey101 9 місяців тому +49

    Odds on as soon as she leaves she'll claim to be pregnant.

  • @Johndoe-co3pw
    @Johndoe-co3pw 9 місяців тому +15

    I never thought someone could make josh seem half way normal

  • @LolCow.Complilations
    @LolCow.Complilations 9 місяців тому +25

    While it's hilarious and all - it's also really scary that Joshie didn't come to check on her once at the end. She could OD in his bed and he'd walter white that door shut so fast

    • @ssataei_____9291
      @ssataei_____9291 9 місяців тому +6

      He’d be on the phone with papa nips so fast freaking out like “idk what she took DAAAAAAAD it wasn’t mine though I don’t know where she got it from” 😂

    • @Ratkwad
      @Ratkwad 9 місяців тому

      And sadly this is the best possible ending to the saga ahead for jeeeeersh

  • @superdoopercooper1962
    @superdoopercooper1962 9 місяців тому +41

    I wouldn’t wish this fate on my worst enemy.

  • @AlphaKnight-hg2jq
    @AlphaKnight-hg2jq 9 місяців тому +32

    Cant wait for his immediate mood change after she leaves

  • @BattleFlanky
    @BattleFlanky 9 місяців тому +62

    Jessica rules Cobras' life (actual quote)

    • @Sheahova
      @Sheahova 9 місяців тому +5

      we were wrong all this time we thought we the trolls ruled him but jessica does.

  • @olejimothy
    @olejimothy 9 місяців тому +7

    This Hagraven of a woman is completely unbearable. I've never heard/seen anything quite like it.

  • @huntedbystingrays371
    @huntedbystingrays371 9 місяців тому +8

    I love how every time she says she loves him he just sits there silently. Beautiful.

  • @cc-gr7hp
    @cc-gr7hp 9 місяців тому +69

    Not even a week and his smug smile is already gone. This is gonna be good toobz.

    • @johnhill4732
      @johnhill4732 9 місяців тому +16

      think it was gone within six hours of her being there

  • @knucklehead9267
    @knucklehead9267 9 місяців тому +45

    This nut is possessed, circle of protection around Joshie. RIP Puffy lost but not forgotten…..

    • @BrianOmegaWolf
      @BrianOmegaWolf 9 місяців тому +1

      What happened did he finally eat him?

    • @safi493
      @safi493 9 місяців тому +2

      @@BrianOmegaWolfpuff ran away, for he knew what events were about to take place

    • @dethmedic52
      @dethmedic52 9 місяців тому +1

      An Homeboy Scotty RIP tha og DOOD

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 9 місяців тому

      @@safi493 Can't blame Puff because I would even feel bad for the spiders in that place and I hate spiders so that is saying something.

  • @Shortparks
    @Shortparks 9 місяців тому +73

    She is messing with cobra's mind so hard XD

  • @MikeHunt-nu9lf
    @MikeHunt-nu9lf 9 місяців тому +13

    when the cops find her body its gonna be covered in catfood with a magic wand stuck in her head😂

  • @bigal2731
    @bigal2731 9 місяців тому +7

    When she ate the sauce sludge, that was the moment I knew.
    She is a female specimen of the "Boglim" species. Truly fascinating. I thought they were endangered, but perhaps in captivity these two individuals of the species could finally reproduce and the Boglim will once again thrive

  • @Arahsure
    @Arahsure 9 місяців тому +38

    Absolutely amazing. She has problems with everyone yet doesn't think its her fault..shes terrifying 😂

    • @nomenclature7662
      @nomenclature7662 9 місяців тому +7

      Not defending her at all. But honestly that's any woman in 2024 really....

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому

      ​@nomenclature7662 nah bruh. I've never met a chick like this in my life...

    • @Arahsure
      @Arahsure 9 місяців тому +10

      @@nomenclature7662 No it's not man, and if you think that you need to take a spin offline my man..not tryina have a go but I've known plenty of women who aren't tweaked out and demented. Come on..

    • @anguswrench
      @anguswrench 9 місяців тому +7

      @@nomenclature7662 bro go outside lmao - most women are not like this in any way whatsoever.

  • @fictional1868
    @fictional1868 9 місяців тому +43

    I often asked myself "How could it get worse for Josh?" and didn't know what to expect. Any woman that meets his bog low standards should have been the obvious answer.

  • @ErikvsLenny
    @ErikvsLenny 9 місяців тому +63

    I thought Women like this are Folklore.
    this is absolutely Crazy.
    The Cobraverse rocks - toobz

    • @Duzykutas
      @Duzykutas 9 місяців тому +15

      You must be very young or very lucky to never have met a crazy like this.

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +9

      Seriously i can't believe she's even a real person! You just can't make this shit up.. it feels like this is all scripted acting lol like some kinda fucked up tv show

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 9 місяців тому +2

      They pop up in scary videos peaking around corners…

    • @nuggert
      @nuggert 9 місяців тому +1

      How sheltered are you sweet summer children? These people are literally EVERYWHERE

    • @ErikvsLenny
      @ErikvsLenny 9 місяців тому +5

      @@nuggert I currently live in Germany.
      Trust me - i went to Berlin and Frankfurt Main Station - but this hits different.
      i witnessed alot of 6-8,5/10 in my life.
      Shes a crazy on a level i never saw.
      she´s a real 10/10 disaster.

  • @cosmicsludge6973
    @cosmicsludge6973 9 місяців тому +13

    She kept it somewhat together the first couple of days but she is fullblown crazy now.

  • @lloyddavis7831
    @lloyddavis7831 9 місяців тому +11

    Dude. Crazy to see how fast she's sucked the life out of my favorite internet personality. It was the dryspell that gave him such great strength and energy. Just the shell of a man I once enjoyed. Can't wait for him to talk about her when she's gone.

  • @REfan2002
    @REfan2002 9 місяців тому +58

    Yeah, she is taking over his channel via her channel.
    You can tell he is so over her now, with his attitude and thousand yard stare.

    • @Vid_Master
      @Vid_Master 9 місяців тому +1

      her channel was terminated today 😂 probably for flashing the camera

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Vid_Master
      You're bullshitting me?
      Edit, holy shit, you're right!

    • @Vid_Master
      @Vid_Master 9 місяців тому +2

      @@REfan2002 This saga is far from over my friend. I can only imagine the mayhem in that apartment right now

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Vid_Master
      I guarantee you, the cops are being called right now.

  • @W7Mike5150
    @W7Mike5150 9 місяців тому +52

    Universally, if the gal shows up that you're trying to court and she is in beat up sweats and a sports bra. Run.
    She is making the landlady from Kingpin look good.

    • @benhubbell7525
      @benhubbell7525 9 місяців тому +8

      Bill Murray got hair like cobes in that movie great movie watched it bout week ago with my of age wife she hadn't seen it yet

    • @Chris-hall9080
      @Chris-hall9080 9 місяців тому +9

      “Gal” and “court”?? What time period do u live in

    • @nelsonmuntz3194
      @nelsonmuntz3194 9 місяців тому +2

      Oh, stop it. It wasn’t that bad 😂

    • @snarkyjay4744
      @snarkyjay4744 9 місяців тому

      The sweats usually don't get broken out till after the marriage when it will cost you half of everything you own to be single again.

  • @kriskartoon5435
    @kriskartoon5435 9 місяців тому +37

    The Thousand Bog Stare

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 9 місяців тому +5

      I noticed his smug face is gone too

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 9 місяців тому +7

      All red around the eyes, smug look gone, shell shock coming in nicely toobz.

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamessunderland7435
    @jamessunderland7435 9 місяців тому +14

    Our Boglims got you working overtime these last few days man, thank you for suffering through these in their entirety so that's we can enjoy your vastly superior cuts of his streams. You sir are a hero to us all!

    • @HotDiggityDogg
      @HotDiggityDogg 9 місяців тому +2

      💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @kromlok
      @kromlok 9 місяців тому +1

      Goated bogcron 💯

  • @GoingToThe5D
    @GoingToThe5D 9 місяців тому +9

    Holy shit that little tweaker bit at the end was actually kind of scary to watch