Mario Kart But It's The Women VS The Men!

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  • @Jacob-Palin
    @Jacob-Palin 17 днів тому +391

    I thought it was going to be Nogla, Terroriser, Moo, Basically, 407, and Wildcat versus the wives/girlfriends when I saw the title.

    • @mrmorningstar1117
      @mrmorningstar1117 17 днів тому +9

      I did too

    • @mavaio
      @mavaio 17 днів тому +4

      who's in the video cuz idk them

    • @jkiller2062
      @jkiller2062 17 днів тому +7

      ​@mavaio people he plays with on his second channel. He decided to rebrand it to nogla mocap and all gameplay is gonna be posted to the main channel.

    • @gloopstarr
      @gloopstarr 17 днів тому

      @@mavaio Nerd, pjonk, bonsaibroz, speczii, and my favourite from the plus group pastaroniravioli. You should check them out, most of them stream, wish Nogla left links in description since I don’t remember exact UA-cam names…

    • @bryce8037
      @bryce8037 17 днів тому

      If only 😢

  • @DemonStink
    @DemonStink 17 днів тому +179

    I love how pasta has no shame, she's genuine.

  • @rangrsavaggaming9286
    @rangrsavaggaming9286 17 днів тому +78

    the convo going from church to vampire sausages was probably the hardest left turn I've witnessed.

  • @chethreetimes
    @chethreetimes 17 днів тому +77

    you're actually cracked at this game 😭

    • @dartmouth43a74
      @dartmouth43a74 17 днів тому +8

      It’s because he’s versing women

    • @diabeticman2194
      @diabeticman2194 17 днів тому +11

      The Irish are always cracked at Mario Kart, it’s a certainty in life

    • @lknarfknarfl
      @lknarfknarfl 17 днів тому +4

      When brine ain’t around 😈

    • @laughingman7467
      @laughingman7467 17 днів тому +2

      Brines not on the other team to keep him in check.

  • @Braanndon00
    @Braanndon00 17 днів тому +63

    The ladies sound like tyler and terrorizer 😂

  • @StarboundRose
    @StarboundRose 17 днів тому +42

    Nogla, if you have a coin, keep it in your first slot. If not grabbing a double item box having a coin in the first slot will (almost) guarantee that the next item will be a defensive item. It’ll also protect from ghosts trying to steal defensive items so don’t always use your coin the moment you have something to defend yourself with.

  • @gamerkingdom1442
    @gamerkingdom1442 17 днів тому +18

    5:31 now that’s a hardcore Mario Kart player move. 🤣

  • @autumnphillips3193
    @autumnphillips3193 17 днів тому +20

    My daughters pediatrician says ADHD is definitely genetic and if both parents have it, it’s more than likely the kid will have it. I wasn’t diagnosed until 28 so my daughter started exhibiting the same signs I did at 5 and now I knew what to look for just based off of how my psych doctor diagnosed me so we were able to get her tested and put on meds and she’s been absolutely amazing since.

  • @renaeodonnell4558
    @renaeodonnell4558 17 днів тому +38

    “Medically Eiffel towered” is what I will be calling colonoscopies from now on 😂

  • @mx9226
    @mx9226 17 днів тому +20

    That’s certainly something to hear in the beginning

  • @mauroriesco9416
    @mauroriesco9416 17 днів тому +23

    Nogla vs women will always be funny af

  • @kadoharp
    @kadoharp 17 днів тому +8

    Can’t believe pasta is even playing this again with Nogla

  • @montanasky3181
    @montanasky3181 17 днів тому +37

    Working in healthcare, “Medically Eiffel Tower-ed” is S-Tier 💀💀💀

  • @Satobraze-mw1xv
    @Satobraze-mw1xv 17 днів тому +4

    This was a gold standard video Nogla

  • @themoose66
    @themoose66 17 днів тому +3

    It makes me so happy to see pasta has become a permanent edition to the group, she fits in well!

  • @kosmicsandshoes
    @kosmicsandshoes 17 днів тому +7

    mario kart ruins friendships but teamed mario kart creates enemies

  • @patrioticz2858
    @patrioticz2858 17 днів тому +5

    11:49 thank you for proving Right side of the road is the correct side 👍

  • @redflameken
    @redflameken 17 днів тому +6

    0:17 ngl, I feel like separated joycons, or any controller, would be like split keyboards. Quite ergonomic. Imagine being able to play in the most optimal posture.

  • @IncogNegroGaming
    @IncogNegroGaming 17 днів тому +3

    Playing this with separated joycons is diabolical

  • @dawnieangel76
    @dawnieangel76 17 днів тому +4

    As someone from Chicago, I apologize to Pasta on behalf of everyone here for the horror of Malort. I don't know why anyone would be so cruel to make you suffer through that.

  • @purplegangyt9401
    @purplegangyt9401 17 днів тому +6

    Great start to the video lol

  • @harvey_souls
    @harvey_souls 17 днів тому +13

    I love pasta, the way her brain works. I really wanna have a conversation with her 😂😂

  • @kaidenmaynez3148
    @kaidenmaynez3148 17 днів тому +1

    12:02 “SMARTASS SHUT UP SMARTASS” probably an editing mistake but this was up for like 1 frame and I was determined to get right on it.

  • @Yournan-u5f
    @Yournan-u5f 18 годин тому

    "Say it with your moose knuckle" had me in stitches 😂

  • @clowneggion
    @clowneggion 17 днів тому +3

    I hear the first post-colonoscopy dump is a god-tier experience tbh
    Also as a non-chicagoan Illinoisan, no one knowing what Malort is, is peak comedy lol

  • @mr.perfectcell1887
    @mr.perfectcell1887 17 днів тому +2

    I could listen to an entire video of just Pasta's stories, Lol.

  • @JordanLoweElevaToursCanada
    @JordanLoweElevaToursCanada 17 днів тому +7

    Pasta has some really hilarious stories when racing on Mario kart. Also you are cracked at Mario kart Nogla

  • @mrsheev9131
    @mrsheev9131 17 днів тому +7

    Nogla's margin of victory in the first race is absolutely nutty. Bro is literally the Sebastian Vettel at Mario Kart 8.

  • @Randomhydra3204
    @Randomhydra3204 17 днів тому +6

    Did anyone notice Luigi has a plant growing out of him in the thumbnail like when he’s possessed in super paper mario?

    • @4EverSmiles
      @4EverSmiles 17 днів тому +2

      I think that's supposed to be Bonzai since the thumbnail shows who is playing who by accesory (Pasta with Pasta bow, Nogla with his iconic headphones and shirt, etx)

    • @Randomhydra3204
      @Randomhydra3204 17 днів тому

      @ nah your wrong lmao

  • @sketchy_month1710
    @sketchy_month1710 17 днів тому +1

    Yessss finally i miss the mario kart videos

  • @jackloja3431
    @jackloja3431 17 днів тому +1

    No terrorizer is a war crime on the best friend’s tiktok association 😂

  • @barrywise7185
    @barrywise7185 3 дні тому

    Nosferatu has morning wood, bro JUST woke up

  • @theecool1hdgaming558
    @theecool1hdgaming558 12 днів тому

    literally just came from pasta's new video and am hearing the theater story for a second time

  • @nixodian108
    @nixodian108 17 днів тому +1

    I am an Orthodox and it is the first time I hear about the left hand thing

  • @ASirensFlame
    @ASirensFlame 17 днів тому +2

    Pasta sounds cute and like louise from bobs burgers

  • @TopKnot1234
    @TopKnot1234 17 днів тому +5

    Commenting for the Algorithm while picking up my sister

  • @raveboymtc2448
    @raveboymtc2448 17 днів тому

    it haven't been a full minutes Nogla being misogyny is so funny at the beginning

  • @eddawg79
    @eddawg79 17 днів тому

    6:38 was Pasta trying to say Merlot, bless her pronunciation skills.

  • @lukepepega1820
    @lukepepega1820 10 днів тому

    jepsen's malort is a chicago delicacy

  • @guthrieveloso317
    @guthrieveloso317 16 днів тому +1

    1:12 and now we sleep

  • @2o2eli19
    @2o2eli19 10 днів тому

    11:31 nogla definitely told this joke before 😂😂😂😂

  • @Juansolous
    @Juansolous 17 днів тому

    Yay nogla and Mario Kart absolute chaos and fun to watch, I'm still laughing about the colonoscopy into only because I'm scared.

    • @Juansolous
      @Juansolous 16 днів тому

      I also can't wait to see pasta's video, she's freaking entertaining.

  • @edgerinosterbauk1346
    @edgerinosterbauk1346 16 днів тому

    Fun fact, Malort is a Chicago thing, it's drunken ironically. Though they call a shot of Malort followed by an Old Style Beer a Chicago Handshake.

  • @CroRain7
    @CroRain7 17 днів тому +2

    Nogla too op, best Irish Mario Kartist, pls nerf

  • @EloGST
    @EloGST 17 днів тому

    Love these , 😆😆😆😆😆 Nogla keep up the amazing, and this is what I like to see . You having fun destroying them lol in Mario party 👍👏👏👏

  • @kevq.2687
    @kevq.2687 16 днів тому

    Malort... it'll make you say "OH MALORT!!"

  • @bulletknights
    @bulletknights 17 днів тому +1

    Omg that’s to much information in the beginning 😂

  • @DarkShadow0_0
    @DarkShadow0_0 17 днів тому +2

    What are the channels of the friends Noglas playing with??

  • @DioBose
    @DioBose 3 дні тому

    I was so hoping chilled was going to be here I do want them to do a collaboration in mariokart

  • @ShadowOfDeadRhodes21
    @ShadowOfDeadRhodes21 17 днів тому +1

    She sounds like the southern version of maple from gravity falls. I don't know where the maple accent comes from but I normally hear it from nerdy girls and those who watch anime and open up Pokemon cards but to the extreme

  • @R3Vieè-WcXd_798
    @R3Vieè-WcXd_798 17 днів тому +2

    Christmas @ Drakula's movie with Buffer are hanging up. As the aliens that's railling cause of the damn rights. 😂☠️

  • @sandllc1361
    @sandllc1361 17 днів тому +1

    This is just Nogla beating a whole bunch of women lol

  • @evanc4252
    @evanc4252 17 днів тому +1

    Great haircut and beard trim
    👍

  • @0Grogan
    @0Grogan 17 днів тому +4

    6:50 did she mean merlot? Like the wine

    • @demonprince007
      @demonprince007 17 днів тому

      Malort is a bitter liquor in Chicago. Only place I’ve seen it in could be a state exclusive

  • @EvilMorty-b9y
    @EvilMorty-b9y 17 днів тому +3

    Dude no way this is funny 😂😂

  • @sirbidoofingtonthethird2161
    @sirbidoofingtonthethird2161 17 днів тому

    Absolutely love pasta story time.

  • @backofthebus3722
    @backofthebus3722 17 днів тому +1

    0:43 at least pretend that it’s gonna be a close contest nogla, how are you so far ahead!?

  • @garunix4577
    @garunix4577 16 днів тому

    Medically Effie’s towered

  • @Blazedlevelbort
    @Blazedlevelbort 17 днів тому +1

    Someone should probably tell Nogla about Birdo...

  • @lukasberman
    @lukasberman 32 хвилини тому +1

    Women not ready ?!

  • @luirodriguez8923
    @luirodriguez8923 16 днів тому

    I wanted to hear Pasta’s weed drink story

  • @dislikecounter5191
    @dislikecounter5191 17 днів тому +1

    11:50 the true face of religion not liking questions

  • @halfdane
    @halfdane 17 днів тому

    Men v women, and suddenly they aren’t in Noglas videos for a few weeks. 😂

  • @Ghost_Clan_Leader
    @Ghost_Clan_Leader 17 днів тому

    Mario kart, the devilish game

  • @1969sport
    @1969sport 17 днів тому +1

    Wish Terroriser and lenai was in this 😂

  • @3lysiad4rling19
    @3lysiad4rling19 16 днів тому

    Merlot? The red wine? 😂 the T is silent. It took me ages to get what she was talking about.

  • @Eddieavina123
    @Eddieavina123 17 днів тому

    Love your video

  • @Cherokee9898
    @Cherokee9898 17 днів тому

    Pasta was on fire this video

    • @ironkoenigman3258
      @ironkoenigman3258 16 днів тому

      Expect the part where she said that she watched a scary movie during Christmas.

  • @FaultyAce
    @FaultyAce 14 днів тому

    12:15 im being found out. In my entire family I'm the ONLY left handed person. Brother, sister, dad, mom, grandparents, uncles, aunts, and cousins, I'm the only one whos left handed. And on top of all that my family is Christian and so am I, baptized and all ever since I was in kindergarten.

  • @vanillamill339
    @vanillamill339 17 днів тому +1

    I wish pasta told this story a long time ago in one of your videos so me and my boyfriend wouldnt watch it ☹️

  • @darthslain
    @darthslain 17 днів тому +1

    are they talking of merlot? only drink i have heard of that sounds like that name

  • @Enerdaentertainment
    @Enerdaentertainment 17 днів тому +1

    Nogla, in 2022 you and Vanoss filmed a video about a scary map and at the end of it you said that you would release a Michael Bay-style film in 2025. So where is the film?

  • @wertlehow
    @wertlehow 17 днів тому +2

    NOGLA KART YESSS!

  • @chethreetimes
    @chethreetimes 17 днів тому +1

    first time ever being early to a nogla video never thought I'd ever say that

  • @MegaMangafan1
    @MegaMangafan1 17 днів тому

    Nogla/Nogla's editor, may I ask something genuine? Could the game audio possibly be a tad bit louder or have slightly louder music in the background again? I miss having the energetic and comedic music to keep things lively like in previous videos. Or was there a reason there's no more background music in the videos? Either way, still love the videos and keep up the good work!

  • @belowaveraged1099
    @belowaveraged1099 17 днів тому +1

    is that thumbnail a super paper mario reference??

  • @videowen9865
    @videowen9865 17 днів тому

    Bro is cracked at the game… but then he becomes women and he is cooked

  • @injuringtk3346
    @injuringtk3346 17 днів тому

    Why did I think Nerd was Wildcat 😂

  • @DarthKilaj85
    @DarthKilaj85 17 днів тому

    Nogla shut up is the response all religious people give you when they don't have an answer to your question.

  • @andrewhaines9356
    @andrewhaines9356 17 днів тому +1

    I miss your old bald man mii character that was made fun of by the Vanoss crew members. I wished you used him again

    • @diabeticman2194
      @diabeticman2194 17 днів тому

      That and Helmetman are my favourite Nogla Miis

  • @Pumpking1984
    @Pumpking1984 17 днів тому

    Appie pie moonshine and bud brownies.

  • @Reaper20Death
    @Reaper20Death 17 днів тому

    day 6 of asking nogla to play dune awakening when it releases this year. good news a new trailer was announced

  • @NiteStrike
    @NiteStrike 17 днів тому

    I thought Terroriser, Wildcat and Scotty were gonna be part of this especially with Terroriser cuz it’s literally will the Irish win or will anyone else in this group

  • @Slvt4Bread
    @Slvt4Bread 16 днів тому

    Real talk, I'd kick everyone's ass on Mario Kart here ngl. Y'all got driver assist on and everything 😂

  • @ModernHistoryMusic
    @ModernHistoryMusic 17 днів тому

    Clearly none of these guys have been to Chicago. Malort tastes like getting bullied in the 5th grade.

  • @thomas-stilinski8149
    @thomas-stilinski8149 11 днів тому

    Was that pasra at the beginning?

  • @blvckchevelle
    @blvckchevelle 17 днів тому

    0:01 this some real shit you just said

  • @1969sport
    @1969sport 17 днів тому

    Friends in Video
    Bonsai
    Nerd?
    Pasta
    Pjonk
    And
    Speckzi

  • @cheesecake6807
    @cheesecake6807 16 днів тому

    As soon as nogla became a girl, he couldn't drive. Just proving women can't drive 😂😂

  • @MRVIOLET-r4h
    @MRVIOLET-r4h 16 днів тому

    is this the dude from vanoss

  • @jodycoleman7494
    @jodycoleman7494 17 днів тому

    what did nogla say at the end?

  • @DrakeossDragoon
    @DrakeossDragoon 17 днів тому

    16:10 rigor mortis ? lol

  • @Justatroopernamedhank
    @Justatroopernamedhank 17 днів тому

    Its the Boys VS Girls era.....except it aint ass, its actually funny this time

  • @nickolaslavrenchuk3890
    @nickolaslavrenchuk3890 17 днів тому

    Why is Nogla so weird with the genders in the title recently?

  • @SwivetMomma
    @SwivetMomma 17 днів тому

    Love a nogla video!!!

  • @shockwavesgt3313
    @shockwavesgt3313 16 днів тому

    Oh yeah I heard that the left hand writing represented the devil 😂😂 so uhhh what happens if I'm the only left handed in the family 😂😂
    I'm a artist 😂 that counts for something

  • @EloGST
    @EloGST 17 днів тому

    I apologize I meant Mario cart 😆 I'll take the L keep up the amazing work. you all are awesome

  • @Teku66
    @Teku66 17 днів тому

    Why does pasta sound like hawk tuah girl? lol

  • @riftenguard9666
    @riftenguard9666 17 днів тому

    Hi Nogla

  • @sithlordinosuke8462
    @sithlordinosuke8462 17 днів тому +1

    Yo is pasta single?