This man holds way too much power, just walking into a random Morrison’s and convincing 2 old ladies to sniff oranges like that. Then again, it was their decision to sniff them
Plot twist: Marco just let a fart rip a hole into the ozon layer. So him telling the old ladies to sniff the oranges was just a way to cover up his fart, by distracting them from the inital smell that has fogged up the air. lol
And these would be Aliens who stumbled upon earth - their warpdrive gps was heading for some other planet in a far off galxy and they were knocked off course.
He looks and acts absolutely demented tho. Back in the day he was too handsome to felt the need for basic social skills. Now he looks likena confused fish. Nothing changed about his personality, I dont believe that. (His main goals and expectations from life changed.) But his weaknesses are more noticable this way.
@@hannibalburgers477 "Too handsome to felt the need for basic social skills" I dunno why but that made me lol. I've always thought he'd be a great actor if he wasn't a chef.
@@jimmybaldwin737 plenty of pseudo psycologists on the net. (does people say the net yet?) anyway, he is a master, and he acts like a master. And that's it. lol
6'3 according to the internet. However I'm just under 6'3 and I think he looks in the 6'4 range here based on where his eye level is with the shelves. Might just be his footwear though. Big dude for sure either way.
As someone who has worked a seafood counter , the image of an overly tall man just reaching over the glass to bareback finger my turbot sent chills down my spine.
Me: Okay so I need a couple oran- *Marco appears* Marco: When you're buying fresh fruit, you need to smell it! Me: Where did you com- Marco: When I was a boi, one of my favorite dishes was a knorr beef stockpot.
He's an original. Completely himself. Very few people these days that can form their own thoughts and be completely themselves. Lots of people just follow others. This man follows himself.
There's just something inherently comedic about this video. The title, the content, the description and the comment section altogether make for some serious entertainment
@@rokanza2293 saw him irl once. He’s closer to 6’4. I’m legitimately 6’4 and we were essentially the same height. He was 1cm or at most (and that would be pushing it) 2cm shorter than me
@@Jearbearjenkins Yeah I'm not questioning that he's tall but I definitely wouldn't call him enormous...Like I said in other comment I'm the same height as him and that definitely doesn't make me enormous and it is very regular in my country 😀
He's an enigma to me. What a man he is. He has gems of wisdom that sound so simple and nonchalant but ooze so much complexity and truth at the same time. His presence alone can inspire you beyond belief. You may look at him like he has no idea... and maybe he doesn't either, but he somehow figures it out fast in his own unique way with his senses, it's quite baffling.
Marco single handedly cross contaminated that whole super market. Shaking that butcher's hand after handling the raw beef, touching the fish and handling fruits and vegetables.
You can tell that he has had all his products brought in by suppliers and whatnot. It's like an alien first visiting earth and going to a supermarket, talking to strangers and making them sniff fruits, picking a basil leaf and eating it, LMAO. He's always classy and polite though.
Reminds me of my grandpa's driving. Whereever he would go, he'd always go the long scenic route on small roads. Then one time he was in a bit of a hurry and my uncle told him to just take the highway - grandpa was absolutely blown away by how quick and easy it was!
And that was a free lesson on Fruit Purchasing by The Magnificent Marco Pierre White! Attention shoppers Marco Pierre White is nasally examining fruit in produce.
Waiting for the part with Marco just casually hanging around the soup aisle talking to all the old ladies doing their weekly shopping. "Let's see, this is great, do you like this?" as he ushers them over to the selection of Touch of Taste and beef cubes. You can take the man out of the Knorr commercial, but you can't take the Knorr commercial out of the man.
The man walks with such commanding presence. At the entrance is like he’s directing people through the aisle. Many of these folks probably didn’t even know they were in the presence of a living cooking legend.
My mum and I had a very similar experience in Tesco the other day. We were picking a melon and this bloke started advising us I; which was the ripest. It then came up that he was a retired chef and he talked his way through three different recipes and half his cv. He was very nice, I just wish we could remember the recipes.
MPW: "Smell your oranges. Do they smell like oranges?" Lady: "No i didn't. I have some right here" Lady: "I can't smell anything, can you?" MPW: "Congrats on the Covid"
One of the things that I like about Marco is how down to Earth he is. He realizes that most people are only going to be shopping at the supermarket, and that most people aren’t going to be able to afford expensive ingredients. He knows the difference between really outstanding food and just really good food, but doesn’t look down on the stuff that most people make as long as it tastes good.
I love how he starts telling the customers about smelling fruit in a similar manner like his Knorr recipes. I am disappointed he didn't tell them, "there is no real technical ability."
This man holds way too much power, just walking into a random Morrison’s and convincing 2 old ladies to sniff oranges like that. Then again, it was their decision to sniff them
HAHAHA
It was never a choice
Their choice, really.
I can't believe how hard I laughed at this
Plot twist: Marco just let a fart rip a hole into the ozon layer.
So him telling the old ladies to sniff the oranges was just a way to cover up his fart, by distracting them from the inital smell that has fogged up the air. lol
I bet most of the people didnt know that he's a famous chef. They probably just thought he escaped from the local mental asylum or something.
Damn 🤣
Lol accurate. x'D !!!!!
🤣🤣🤣 Hahahaha that was hilarious
So being charismatic, is considered batsh*t mental, aye?
@@Home_Rich aye. 💪😔✊
Imagine trying to convince someone that you saw Marco Pierre White sniffing a pineapple at your local supermarket..
How do you smell an orange with a face mask on?🤷♀️
@@andydriffield101 You sneak the orange inside the mask and sniff away
You’re most likely to find him by the Knorr products
@@Losrandir sounds like a euphemism for doing drugs.
I read this comment, looked up and watched him sniff the pineapple. Started dying.
I find it so funny that instead of actually shopping he just starts approaching customers and giving them unsolicited lessons
❤to meet Marco in my local Waitrose 😊
He gave them good advice tho. Most ppl shop with their eyes closed and have no idea about the ingredients
not to mention shaking the butcher's hand and then touching the turbot with bare hands and putting it back xD
@@axwapples and then handling change with those same hands
That's basically how COVID started
I love an aisle, it's why I got married three times.
i paused the video to come looking for this comment
Rónán Ó Corráin 🤣🤣🤣
*Hold up...*
Why you think he's selling stockpots LOL
I don’t get it lol
I'm loving this, he is reacting with everyone, like a main character in RPG
RPG?
Completed that quick side quest: Tell the two old women to smell their oranges.
Let's be honest, we all knew Marco was a core gamer
Omg this comment has me dying LOL
@@callumtanner992 No. He clearly meant Rocket Propelled Grenade.
You see kids? This is why you should ALWAYS wash your produce from the market. There’s always some master chef planting their nose on it.
lol
You eat pineapple with skin?
@@MA-hw5xh and what of it?
If marco would have touched my fruit I wouldn’t wash it 😂
@@MA-hw5xhyou still touch it you donut
"they are very convenient. You can buy most things" that's one way to explain supermarkets to aliens who just landed on Earth.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s like he’s already from another planet
🤣🤣🤣
And these would be Aliens who stumbled upon earth - their warpdrive gps was heading for some other planet in a far off galxy and they were knocked off course.
Marco is an Alien 👽
Woman:
Marco: *IT’S THE BEST MUSTARD IN THE WORLD!*
S T O C K P O T
WHAT KIND OF MUSTARD WAS IT
@@tranquil_cove4884 her majestys mustard...... colemans
@@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132 Oh hell yea, I've had colman's and it's really good
@@tranquil_cove4884 hell ya it is!!!
Love how he starts fondling the fish on the counter
Not hygienic. Maybe everyone should touch it then.
Yeah, I worked on one in Sainsburys for 8 years. If Marco Pierre BLOODY White starting feeling them up then he has every right. 😂
@@damienholland9244 its probably second nature for him to feel it
And she takes it away from him.
He has blessed it
“Is this one way?” It is in 2020, Marco.
LMFAO underrated comment x'D !!!!!
I knew if I scrolled down I'd find this comment! 😂
Mans ahead of his time as always.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Bloody lunacy of it
I would watch a show of Marco just visiting different supermarkets and talking to people. What a legend
He looks and acts absolutely demented tho. Back in the day he was too handsome to felt the need for basic social skills. Now he looks likena confused fish.
Nothing changed about his personality, I dont believe that. (His main goals and expectations from life changed.) But his weaknesses are more noticable this way.
@@hannibalburgers477 "Too handsome to felt the need for basic social skills" I dunno why but that made me lol. I've always thought he'd be a great actor if he wasn't a chef.
@@hannibalburgers477 what are you a psycologist? lol. stfu
@@brunosm.l2267 😂😂😂. Innit. I was thinking wtf is he on about
@@jimmybaldwin737 plenty of pseudo psycologists on the net. (does people say the net yet?) anyway, he is a master, and he acts like a master. And that's it. lol
"When they're not looking snap a piece off"
*2 people stare at Marco eating a leaf*
I think those were the very same ladies he tried to lecture as to how to smell stuff lol
BASIL! lmfao leaf comeon.
@@thomasgrabowski2202 Still a leaf
They aren't people in his eyes
@@GeneralCane You correcting someone from 730 days ago. He might not even be with us anymore.
Is this like Jesus walking thru a modern church...?
haha, sadly He'd probably be appalled in most modern church services!
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Please don't use the Lord's name casually.
@@user-qi4uh6if5o jeeeesssuuz
@@user-qi4uh6if5o the Lord's name is Marco
ジャン If I say his name 3 times will he appear? Still have yet to meet hin
He's like a medieval king walking around a modern supermarket lol
He's weird.
@@pyramusk3264 How eloquently put
Can see him as King of the Seven Kingdoms
kind of acts like a pissed up old man who’s wandered in off the street in this one
He very well could have been
He’d had a heavy day on the stockpots.
As if he never stepped inside a supermarket before.
I didn't realize how tall he actually is
6’4
He's a big'un.
He's a big boi
He is so intimidating 😂
6'3 according to the internet. However I'm just under 6'3 and I think he looks in the 6'4 range here based on where his eye level is with the shelves. Might just be his footwear though. Big dude for sure either way.
As someone who has worked a seafood counter , the image of an overly tall man just reaching over the glass to bareback finger my turbot sent chills down my spine.
I'm almost certain he purchased it
@@Yosef9438I'm almost certain he was told he had to or leave 😂
It was like Marco had teleported from a different planet at the start and didn’t know what a supermarket was
“Is it one-way”?
“Where’s my kingfish? Where’s my kingfish?”
Harry. Where is Harry?
HARRY!!!
Graf Monte von Zott lmao that’s the best part
"It just swam off the deck " 🤯
white pepper guy:😐
Marco:😠
White pepper guy:😐
Marco:😧
One of the best comments I have ever seen.
My idea of heaven is a big movie theatre screen, just showing loads of video clips of MPW for eternity.
Hahaha that wld be entertainment man!
YESS x'D !!!!!
@@thomasgrabowski2202 while you beat one off mate?
Same here, I'm just addicted to MPW content ever since I've discovered this lad
This whole video is absolutely hilarious. Like he's informing us that supermarkets exist like yeah Marco I go there from time to time actually XD
Off camera he went back to the supermarket and took a shopping cart full of olive oil and stock pots
He walks in the exit at the start. Absolute madlad.
Haha xD Probably completely unaware of it as well
"I love an aisle, so i got married 3 times." 😂😂😂
Should be nave tho, Bride and groom walk on. Not the aisle, some free fun fact haha
@@dbcooper900 an architecture geek spotted. Ma man ✊🏼
1:45
When an NPC tells you about a secret treasure in the game.
Me: Okay so I need a couple oran-
*Marco appears*
Marco: When you're buying fresh fruit, you need to smell it!
Me: Where did you com-
Marco: When I was a boi, one of my favorite dishes was a knorr beef stockpot.
I bet your old man likes mustard
@@DS-kd4py oh yes he does
OBLIVION NPC CONVERSATION INTENSIFIES
🤣🤣🤣
It his choice
He just picks the fish up off the counter and no one dares to stop him 😂
He’s like 6’7 and notorious for having an anger problem. Go ahead and try. Just know that it won’t go your way.
@@donaldlove4547 it’s your choice
@@donaldlove4547 he's basically Jeremy Clarkson of the cooking world lmao
@@donaldlove4547I don't know where you got your information from, he's 6'3"
You realise this is TV yeah? Nothing about this is genuine
Old ladies: Who’s this woman with curly hair telling me about smelling fruit?
Underrated
Guy from ratatouille: “One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know!”
😂😂😂😂😂
lol
This is like returning to the starting area in an MMO as a max lvl character.
That's how this man heavy influence everyone around... You can just phisically sense the wisdom
2:09 I thought it was going to say “Marco spots his favourite thing of all time - Knorr stock pots”
I can't put my finger on it but there's something fascinating about that man.
He's an archetype of his own
He's an original. Completely himself.
Very few people these days that can form their own thoughts and be completely themselves. Lots of people just follow others. This man follows himself.
He is.... inimitable
There's just something inherently comedic about this video. The title, the content, the description and the comment section altogether make for some serious entertainment
Finally another comedy connoisseur, appreciative of this hidden gem 🙏🏽
Its so good. 2:17 that noise lol
The editing has a comedic tilt for sure.
I would be dumbfounded if I saw him casually strolling the supermarket.
I saw Raymond blanc once on platform 2 at Coventry train station ,
I know I would but then again I'm American.
This magazine smells very...magaziney. I'll take half a dozen
🤣🤣🤣
This toilet paper smells of shite...I'll buy it.
Yeah, I can't stand those cheap magazines that taste like nothing.
If it doesn't smell like a magazine, it's not a magazine
Saw him in the street in Oxford once. He’s enormous and moves very awkwardly, he’s hard to miss.
Enormous? 6'3 is quite tall but not really gigantic ...
@@rokanza2293 still tall tho
@@rokanza2293 saw him irl once. He’s closer to 6’4. I’m legitimately 6’4 and we were essentially the same height. He was 1cm or at most (and that would be pushing it) 2cm shorter than me
@@killme5630 it is but it's not enormous by any means... I am 6'3 myself and here where I live it's completely normal to be that tall or taller even
@@Jearbearjenkins Yeah I'm not questioning that he's tall but I definitely wouldn't call him enormous...Like I said in other comment I'm the same height as him and that definitely doesn't make me enormous and it is very regular in my country 😀
He's an enigma to me. What a man he is. He has gems of wisdom that sound so simple and nonchalant but ooze so much complexity and truth at the same time. His presence alone can inspire you beyond belief. You may look at him like he has no idea... and maybe he doesn't either, but he somehow figures it out fast in his own unique way with his senses, it's quite baffling.
stock pot
Its called beeing a genius whos got lots of experience in life
He’s just a chef lol calm down
he just told you to sniff your fruit, relax
@@popotade4621 you sound like a man who eats flavorless fruits and inadequate veggies.
Marco in the supermarket "Is this one way?"
Little did he know in 2020 🤣
Wait.. You have one way aisles?
@@newera478 Do they really?? sheep..
@@optionout I dunno. That's what I'm asking.
@@newera478 You must be American like me. I might google it later. Take care.
@@optionout Why are you so pressed lol
2:04 the way the lady grabbed the orange like “HOLD UP LEMMIE SMELL DAT”
His confidence is just beyond belief, this is the strangest most amazing video
“Smell these biscuits love, if they don’t smell like biscuits, they don’t taste like biscuits”
This narrator is hilarious! “He spots his favourite fish... of all time”🤣
Imagine walking down the aisle and see Marco Pierre White smell a jar of jam
If it doesn't smell of jar, it doesn't taste of jar.
2:29 "somome get security!"
He’s so polite to other shoppers...
“I’m not saying you’ll be able to buy roe deer in the supermarket”...cracks me up!
"I'd say the majority of things that I cook you'd be able to buy, in a supermarket" - incredible insight from the legendary restarateur
"Most things people eat you can find at supermarkets: bread, milk, cereal, fruits, veggies...it's amazing!"
Wow, do many people know about this? 😮
Next: Marco goes to Disneyland
"I love a cartoon, it's why I trained Gordon."
''My uncle was called Roy, he was a butcher as well.''
I don't know why but that sent me into a fit of laughter.
What would have been funnier is if he asked everyone their names, and always mentioned that he had a relative with that name
1:02
"I bet your old man loves it."
"My husband is dead."
lol she said, "He does, he likes a bit of hot stuff"
Me: *casually buying apples minding my own business*
Marco: *jumps out from behind the broccoli* "If you're buying fruit..."
So humble, so polite, so wise. It's like he lived for 1000 years
It was my choice to watch this.
Marco single handedly cross contaminated that whole super market. Shaking that butcher's hand after handling the raw beef, touching the fish and handling fruits and vegetables.
he’s been a chef for 40 years I’m sure he knows what he’s doing I think these days people are overly fearful of touching raw meat
Was it one continuous shot? How do you know he didn't cleanse his hands in between?
he's just blowing peoples minds from simplicity ,he's like from a different planet wondering around giving life wisdom ,LOVE IT!
Marco: If they’re not looking snap a piece off.
Also Marco: Is being recorded and watch by 2 people
The two ladies smelling oranges after receiving a sermon on picking fruits are so adorable 😍😍
Did the supermarket not have Knorrs beef stockpots?
He probably has pallets of the stuff in a warehouse with his name on it.
He's probably their only customer
1:53 most confused women ever
1:21 "When they're not looking, snap one off"- best advice EVER
You can tell that he has had all his products brought in by suppliers and whatnot. It's like an alien first visiting earth and going to a supermarket, talking to strangers and making them sniff fruits, picking a basil leaf and eating it, LMAO. He's always classy and polite though.
0:25 - "Is this one way?"
Marco was way ahead of the times when it came to supermarkets after Covid
Reminds me of my grandpa's driving. Whereever he would go, he'd always go the long scenic route on small roads. Then one time he was in a bit of a hurry and my uncle told him to just take the highway - grandpa was absolutely blown away by how quick and easy it was!
One word Legend
He's actually quite talkative for a one-word legend. Or do you mean: "one word:* Legend!" ?
1:27 this is what my grandma does whenever she goes to a market I used to think it was stealing but look at Marco XD
I once saw an old man straight up took a bite out of a turnip, shook his head, then put it back on counter. Never set foot in that market again.
And that was a free lesson on Fruit Purchasing by The Magnificent Marco Pierre White! Attention shoppers Marco Pierre White is nasally examining fruit in produce.
My favourite philosopher.
"if it doesn't taste like orange it doesn't smell like an orange. Wait, sorry." 😂
Imagine, in a world 20 years before reality TV, some guy just shows up with a TV camera and starts asking you if your husband likes mustard.
I love how he handles the turbot aggressively, then returns it to the counter.
Smelling food, stealing veggies, touching raw fish, shaking hands, legend.
Imagine him going to the supermarket and acting like that every time... 😂😂😂
"Fuck it's him again... HIDE THE FISH!!"
@@Pazaluz
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Waiting for the part with Marco just casually hanging around the soup aisle talking to all the old ladies doing their weekly shopping. "Let's see, this is great, do you like this?" as he ushers them over to the selection of Touch of Taste and beef cubes.
You can take the man out of the Knorr commercial, but you can't take the Knorr commercial out of the man.
The man walks with such commanding presence. At the entrance is like he’s directing people through the aisle. Many of these folks probably didn’t even know they were in the presence of a living cooking legend.
"I didn't make them sniff the fruit, they made themselves sniff the fruit. That was their choice to sniff the fruit"
" supermarkets you can't sort of poopoo them" i died XD
If it doesnt taste of oranges it doesnt smell, sorry turbot
Stock pot
lmao
Holy shit lmao
This is one of my favourite videos ever 😭
My mum and I had a very similar experience in Tesco the other day. We were picking a melon and this bloke started advising us I; which was the ripest. It then came up that he was a retired chef and he talked his way through three different recipes and half his cv. He was very nice, I just wish we could remember the recipes.
Straight up supermarket theft at one point lol
MPW: "Smell your oranges. Do they smell like oranges?"
Lady: "No i didn't. I have some right here"
Lady: "I can't smell anything, can you?"
MPW: "Congrats on the Covid"
underrated.
I have Covid right now. I really hate how I can't smell anything. It takes away from flavor.
the way that lady just gripped that orange from the old bag’s hand to get a whiff
😂😂😂😂😂😂
im gonna go to my supermarket and just handling the fish
Lmao I saw that !!
One of the things that I like about Marco is how down to Earth he is. He realizes that most people are only going to be shopping at the supermarket, and that most people aren’t going to be able to afford expensive ingredients. He knows the difference between really outstanding food and just really good food, but doesn’t look down on the stuff that most people make as long as it tastes good.
this is prime partridge
Marco Pierre White is the only person I have ever seen cross a supermarket like it's a road
And bought a turbot
This is SO Alan Partridge 🤣
This guys an absolute menace, goes to the shop then sniffs some fruit and calls it a day
Although he’s already chosen his appetisers Marco has now handled the fish and the store are telling him that he must buy it. 😂
When they're not looking, shoplift. It's your choice.
He is way more social than I expected him to be
Seeing Marco walking around a supermarket smelling fruit without a mask on would make my life complete.
Why does this remind me of an Alan Partridge sketch? 😂
I picture MPW putting Knorr Stockpot in everybody’s trolly.
It was his choice to go to the supermarket
I love how he starts telling the customers about smelling fruit in a similar manner like his Knorr recipes. I am disappointed he didn't tell them, "there is no real technical ability."
2:17 ”Aaaah! So I see you’ve whipped out the turbots since I was last here” gonna start using that
Same with the “is this one way”
The bloke is a fucking maniac. Like Einstein. But what genius isn't? He's a legend
Never ask him to give away his heart. tut tut tut.