You’re Having Dinner With Your Royal Boyfriend But The Opps Slide [Boyfriend ASMR]

Summary: You and your boyfriend, being both royalty, decide to have a dinner to discuss the current conflicts with neighboring kingdoms. However, in the middle of dinner the opps send you a letter-stating that they are in fact sliding.
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[@Thepassionlamb2007]

"RUNNETH THY POCKETS" 🗣️🗣️

[@KEHEIDBEJSICGDBDJDVC]

"fo what pupose, fo what pupose?"

[@adinstomsky1653]

⁠​⁠@@KEHEIDBEJSICGDBDJDVCfor the purposes I have chosen now, RUNNETH THY POCKETS

[@InstaplayJT]

“Caught thine lacking!” *SHWING* *SHWANG*

[@GLA888]

"I THINK NOT YOU SCALLYWAG !!!!"

[@karakurto7297]

"I think not, you SCALLYWAG!!" ⚔️🇬🇧🇬🇧🤺

[@Alijah.Adults]

"Fret not! This is why i never leave without my shiesty"

[@theredflamingo7102]

"hood of the executioner"

[@stevemagic5358]

Read this as soon as he said it

[@Anna-fs6bz]

adding this to my vocabulary

[@Thyme-lk7ut]

NOT THE SHEISTY

[@Mogolous]

“GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN!”

[@iuxuri.]

“sucketh thine balls” is crazy 💀💀🙏🏽

[@Lucidly_Dreaming2]

Everybody else let that slide 💀💀💀

[@SockiThePoser]

That's how they slid in medieval times😭😭

[@Nobody-Cool]

Bros opps were generational

[@missterious711]

generational opps....jojo reference??

[@DrippyDripster_]

@@missterious711bruh💀

[@ciitrus111]

@@missterious711HELP

[@kendallwalls9167]

They always are smh 😂

[@Papa_Burton]

​@@missterious711😭😭

[@anytimeana0199]

The rivalry is ancient 😭😭 “you ain’t woo”💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@celestialspirit8582]

what does "woo" mean?

[@ratbob251]

​@@celestialspirit8582don't play with big woo

[@scootysweets]

@@celestialspirit8582you don’t know woo but woo know you

[@Mario-bl5ud]

​@@celestialspirit8582 It's a gang alliance in Brooklyn, NY.

[@twoorangeslices6547]

@@celestialspirit8582im just guessing but woo is probably short for wu tang clan

[@fishyfriendd]

The medieval opps do not play 😭

[@Nobody-Cool]

Oh god tho, Sending a letter

[@lonelytiger5011]

😂

[@localidiot433]

I will now imagine if every cop had a sword

[@p6shtun]

LOOOOLL

[@Ashikoluvs]

REAL😃

[@Fisher1941]

WHERE THE FUCK DID BRO FIND AN RPG IN THIS TIME PERIOD??? 😭

[@mynameisdominichughes3142]

Me

[@Sandwich-5-sand]

​@@mynameisdominichughes3142why are you selling rpgs to the opps

[@zraisded]

@@mynameisdominichughes3142but what about me

[@damienenjoyer]

fiore disventure camp

[@Fisher1941]

​@@damienenjoyer🥸

[@Discodannye]

“Oh look my queen they seem to have a futurist weapon…what is that an RPG?🤔🤔🧐”

[@Dagonhasarrived]

*Explosion*

[@p6shtun]

DAMN

[@mayisonline6115]

They really on our ass! 😀

[@themidwestemo]

Fret not! This is why I never leave without my shiesty!

[@yesido3428]

GO GO MECHA MIGHTY MORPHIN'!

[@TheAutisticSigma]

NEW OPPS SLIDE LORE DROPPED 😭🙏‼️🗣️💯

[@qt_suiren298]

Get film theory on this shi

[@thegoddjungleskog8677]

@@qt_suiren298 One must imagine. Matpat returning

[@Hearts_for_Jazzy]

“WHERE MY CROWWWN WHERES MY SHEISTYYY GET THAT SHORTYY” IM CRHING
0:56

[@cope_induced]

(Imperfect; Edited) Transcript:
Act 1 [Your boyfriend invited you for diner (0:01 - 0:30)]
“-Please, take a seat, my lady. I brought you to dine so we could discuss the conflicts between the neighboring kingdoms. It seems they’re getting progressively more aggressive; and we need to take action now, but for now please, relax. You’ve been working so hard. Although it's in your responsibility because you are royalty; Know that I can also take responsibility too, Your Majesty."
"Please, if not for you but for me. Eat.”
Act 2 [Introduction of Danger/ The Opps (0:30 - 0:50)]
“Oh, looks like we got a letter from the neighbouring kingdom. This is from… Cagneus(?) Hmm…What do they want? Let’s see.”
*“We are going to SLIDE ON YOU, right now as you are reading this letter. On foe nem grave…”*
“...What could that mean?”
Act 3 [The Attack/Invasion of The Opps (0:51 - 1:39)]
[massive explosion]
“OWH SHEEEEEEEEETT-!! WHAT THE FUUUCK!?!?! WHERE’S MY CROOOOWN?!?!?? 👑 WHERE’S MY FUCKING SHIESTY?!?!?!? GET DOWN SHORTY!! 👇 NOW WE CAN’T LET THIS FUCKING SLIDE- GET YOUR TOOLIE 🗡 OUT, BAAABE!!!” [unsheathes sword] “AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH” [sounds of swords clashing] “CAGNEUS(?)-” [stabs with swords] “-WITH DUMB FACE-(?)” [swords getting parried] “SUCK ON THINE BAWWLLSS!!!!” [shield breaking] “FUCK YOU, PUUSSAAAAAYY!!!” [explosion] “AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU AIN’T WOO!! 🙅‍♂️" [swords flying] "YOU AIN’T WOO!!❌ AAAAAAAAHHH-” [another explosion]
“Oh look my queen! 😄 They seem to have a futuristic weapon. What is that, an RPG?”
[yes it is] [loud impact]💥
“DAYMN! They really are on our ass! [another explosion] Fret not! This is why I never leave without my shiesty. GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN!! [transformner transforming sound mp3] “SUCK MY DICK!!!”
[end]

[@kathyaroche3402]

THIS NEEDS TO GET PINNED

[@AsmrHoe]

Thank u sooo much for this, this makes the video full

[@handsomebee9958]

Thanks for the sub bro

[@angelofdeath__]

This is beautiful

[@SubHackerGamerYT]

Bout to ruin the 666

[@monochromecropcrown4463]

WAS THE BEEF GENERATIONAL??? 😭💀💀Even bro's great great great grandfather had opps

[@outcastsyndrome]

BROS VOICE CHANGED MIDWAY PLSSS 😭😭😭

[@p6shtun]

😭😭😭

[@Very-Uncorrect]

I JUST GOT TO THAT BIT LMAOOOOO

[@scrubmp3]

“YOU AINT WOOOO” gets me everytime 😭

[@Yagotexposed_]

“GET DOWN SHORTY”
“YU AINT WOO”
Wat opps did he have??
Mf ion even think woo was a word back then😭

[@tea3884]

it was, i think woo means courting back then

[@Dobisp407]

A beef that traces back to the medieval era...

[@todorokishoto5033]

“Oh look my queen😀 they seem to have a futuristic weapon😋what is that an rpg🤨💥💥💥”

[@Kiomieee]

DAYUMM

[@Enderl4ne]

Yes it is😮

[@Nani-Chan]

GET DOWN SHORTYYYYY 🤣😂

[@mackuromii]

Having opps in every time period is actually kinda insane 💀💀💀

[@IKKYSIZZLE]

"EMPTY THY PANTALOONS"
"NAH FAMETH I GOT THY SWITCH WITH THOU"

[@angelphantomhive1512]

That 'DAMN' at 1:26 made me snort instantly. That shit had heart and soul put into it

[@ellosurs3334]

SAMEE

[@starkilled]

Thy opps have slideth on me m' lady!

[@shojuno3987]

“damn they really on our ass” in the calmest voice in the middle of the castle getting raided by the opps is wild

[@Sanrio4brainz]

The opposition has arrived m’lady! Take cover!

[@nijinokanata111]

medieval ops on a Monday is truly wicked 😩

[@Maite196]

BRU U SHOULD CONTINUE THESE ASMR VIDEOS THEY FUNNY ASF😭

[@AspynLylly]

"Go, go mega mighty morphin!" 👹👹👹

[@pla6b01]

"oh look my queen 😄"

[@kayeeshamaila7849]

no way this my first asmr experience...i love it😭😭😭
1:24 😭

[@lilianne9285]

fr 😭 we starting high 💀💀

[@oddity1671]

Not the whole bloodline 😂

[@kendallwalls9167]

Every single generation ☠️

[@sionantara370]

Bros been feuding since feudal times

[@anytimeana0199]

GET DOWN SHORTYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@cyberrain3261]

Went from formal to thug life mode at a 360 made me deceased. 💀

[@K00300]

I always wonder if bro’s voice is okay after these lmao

[@soda4shan]

Thy opps have cometh!!! 🗣‼️‼️

[@DGKdabigondarkpaws]

0:52 "get down shawty!!!" Omfl i cant

[@robloxrea-lp2wp]

How come all my boyfriends gotta have ops😭

[@AvaTheJellyfish]

It’s the same bit every time and I LOVE IT EACH TIME MORE THAN THE LAST 😂 (the royalty au goes sicko mode I love it)

[@solarflarecj1067]

“It seems they’re progressively getting more aggressive” ✍️🔥W dialogue writing 🗣🔥

[@aidenvirag6873]

The sword sound effects bro😭😭

[@tutorialsforyou3981]

bro i’m actually crying

[@redfox4220]

I love how he drops the entire accent and called her “shorty”

[@p6shtun]

THE SWORD NOISES I CANTTTT 😭😭😭

[@fluffishi]

why was the "oh look my queen! they seem to have a futuristic weapon :D" SO CUTE HFJKDSJ 😭

[@Cselfish360]

These will never not make me laugh 😭

[@lotusolympus9738]

I love the switch up from proper gentleman to full on attack mode. Makes sense since it was a sudden attack, but still 😂😂😂😂. And then mighty morphing time announced lol 😭😭😭😭

[@kaiyoung-u7t]

"WHERES MY CROWN WHERES MY SHIESTYYYYYYYYYY"

[@Aiiishatariq]

My my! The chivalry is phenomenal!

[@alexgutierrez9374]

Buddy’s bloodline full of opps they don’t want them to win

[@nicksmith332]

Nice try opps, I cast fireball

[@xoxokora]

“WHERES MY FUCKING SHEISTYY, GET DOWN SHORTYY” is wilddd😭🙏🏽

[@TheSandwichTF2]

so relaxing 😊

[@diablo_winters]

they even had opps in the medieval era thats crazy

[@xeeeeiijj]

GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN 🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥

[@applejug]

the transformer sound effect 😭😭

[@Dilf_Munch3r]

0:50 THE VOICE CHANGE..

[@Whatthegrrrrr]

not the medival opps 😭

[@vxmqire]

LETS GO MORE OPP VIDEOS 🗣️‼️

[@B3rfBo1]

do a part 3 where the girlfriend slides on his opps so they dont bother him during their dates

[@ThebrightestDae]

😭🙏🙏 tf medieval opps????

[@jessicasmith2989]

THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

Damn the war been going on for that long huh lmaooo

[@lacataleyasecond91]

MEDIEVAL OPPS GOES CRAZY😭🙏

[@lilianne9285]

NAHH IM CREASING SO HARD 💀💀💀💀

[@Kevzxn3]

When film theory talking about the lore

[@heavenlywade]

BRO...THIS MAN GOT OPPS IN THE MEDIEVAL TIMES?...NEXT OUR EX-BOYFRIEND GONNA SHOW UP AS THE OPPS...😭✋🏾

[@markismaru]

“SUCKEN THINE BALLS”😭😭

[@pancakepop680]

Go gO MECHA MIGHTY MORPHINNN

[@RubyEnforcer]

IS OPPS GENERATIONAL??? IS THIS HOOD JOJO

[@RubyEnforcer]

Update: I stfg if modern day home's shiesty is the SAME and it's been passed down through the generations to protect themselves from the opps imma cry.

[@747.royale]

This series is too funny. Got me cackling like an old witch at 3 am 😂

[@bunniebria]

0:59 GET DOWN SHAWTY

[@OffToggle]

opps in london not messin around 😭

[@lunchboxmadness]

this is my new fixation

[@ghostlyjudge]

Not the medieval opps

[@naobunn9841]

1:20 the "DAMN" RIGHT AFTER THIS IS KILLING ME

[@lilroyalkhai]

I love how he always starts with “OH SHIIIIIIIIIIII”

[@TheBucketofSunshine]

GIRL LEGIT IS PUNISHED WITH BF GETTING FOLLOWED BY OPPS PLSSS---I love these too much

[@new_player9592]

Make one where your boyfriend takes you on a date into the ISS and the opps slide

[@gabs-fr1uw]

They really on our ass! 🤓

[@LuffyHRL]

now do a pre-prequel with cavemen

[@naiomiasmr]

10/10 would definitely listen again

[@karu4982]

This has been happening since the medieval times 💀

[@JINXYJONX]

Im listening to this at 1am threw headphones..this is trurely immaculate

[@baked_shrimp]

IM SO CONFUSED 💀💀💀

[@smokofrodo]

NAH SOMEONE MUST'VE PUT A WHOLE CURSE ON THIS FAMILY'S BLOODLINE CUZ.....

[@tsaqifrizky5276]

Reminds me of Squidward's ancestor from that one medieval spongebob episode 😭

[@discardedideas]

Ralphred when Escaba catches him:
(characters from MamaYuyu)

[@TikiDixon]

Fell asleep immediately, slept like one of your dead opps

[@DivestedEntity]

"GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN." 😂 💀
That seeeeeent me..😭

[@ScarletDespair.]

YOU AIN'T WOOO🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@blwry]

This video saved my life from the royal opps

[@tysonpham2153]

"GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHING 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥"

[@GLA888]

not even royals are safe 😂😂😂

[@JT1698]

NOT THE MIGHT MORPHIN'!!

[@MaybeimLai]

Thou oppeths have sliden

[@Volarnaya]

DAMN!!!! They really on our ass😂😂

[@hackergod707]

MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN!? Bro came prepared prepared LMAO

[@thedrinkinggamemaker9749]

One does not simply spin the block

[@bunkorevt4330]

PLEASE THESE VIDEOS ARE SO GOOD

[@spleansorbeans]

This man deals with to many opps