Australian here, it's a weird place. Shipping convicts here as the foundation of our "country" has created a culture where people have been conditioned to just sit around and wait for things to happen. I'm not sure it works.
@@thespider7898 Oh I didnt mean Abos, I meant that an entire country was built by a large population of poor Convicts far from any supporting family, without social healthcare and a social safety net and yet nothin like Detroit. Like I said Dilbert creator Scott Adams has a point.
@@MartinMartin-bh4ke That too, yeah. The political policies are all around similar to American liberals, even on gun issues. And yet, no real violence. The contrast is striking.
3:11 Vito so nearly did the "oh yeah, say that to a black person irl" meme. What would they do to someone who said that to them irl Vito, beat them up?
I think there is an example from history of people who wanted to get rid of... inconvenient folks... to an island (Madagascar). They settled on some camps. Did the job, sort of. Just saying 🤷♀️
I love how flying cars is the policy that makes Vito mad and call Trump a joke. Meanwhile his team is pushing WW3, brought Russia, Iran and China together, open borders, completely destroying the economy, all the woke insanity etc.
Dear Dick, and Vito: This is a formal request to make the podcast just an hour of, "Face cut out" bits. I believe that this would offer superior comedic opportunities with a wide range of funny cut outs that could be done such as: Elon Musk, Vito, Bill Gates and other such important figures. I recommend as well, changing the name to, "The biggest cutouts in the universe", or some other such thing, along said lines. This advice is free of charge, and I expect no remuneration for delivering it to you, though if, in the kindness of your hearts, you could give me 10% equity of the show, that would be greatly appreciated. I hope this message find you well. Sincerely Lian. M. Xia:
I don't want to go to clubs or bars or anything like that, I just want to live in a place with some friends around and kooky neighbors and maybe a bbq every once in a while, but we don't have kids or houses or anything except the weirdo niche interests the internet brings us and subsequently we can only connect with other like minded weirdos. I want Ed Edd and Eddie but with adults who fuck and play smash melee
I don't think someone has dropped the ball harder on the community problem than any other problem on this show or the last. The online community stuff is ghey because being an anime/video game loving alphabet person who identifies as being part of that community is dumb and annoying. It wildly feeds into consumerism as companies just market trash to people because they will buy it simply because they identify a certain way and have.
I'm hoping this CNN-level of understanding what Scott Adams said was done just because it would be easier to make funny jokes by completely ignoring his context
I find it funny that Vito is worried about getting cancelled on UA-cam and then he goes and writes a vote em up stinger like that lol
Does he have an Odysee?
You can say basically anything with a musical backing.
The scott adams cutout is the best form of this gag to date.
Except for the fact that Dick's take on Scott Adams is by far his least based opinion
gb2/pol/
I can't believe Vito just came up with the premise for Bum Fights: Apocalypse
The biggest problem in the universe is normal people trying to explain USB standards and connectors to each other.
There are two USB standards:
USB C and TRASH
From charging your phone to folks with no home.
Scott Adams is my favorite guest so far.
The sheer joy on Dick's face when Vito put on the wig was perfect
Australian here, it's a weird place. Shipping convicts here as the foundation of our "country" has created a culture where people have been conditioned to just sit around and wait for things to happen. I'm not sure it works.
is it me or is it odd how Australia isnt like Detroit?
Scott Adams has a point.
@@MartinMartin-bh4ke Abos are more interested in huffing gas and sleeping in the road rather than doing a bunch of fuck shit.
@@thespider7898 Oh I didnt mean Abos, I meant that an entire country was built by a large population of poor Convicts far from any supporting family, without social healthcare and a social safety net and yet nothin like Detroit.
Like I said Dilbert creator Scott Adams has a point.
@@MartinMartin-bh4ke That too, yeah. The political policies are all around similar to American liberals, even on gun issues.
And yet, no real violence. The contrast is striking.
@@MartinMartin-bh4ke I would compare Australia to California rather than Michigan. Expansion of the welfare state and all. Happy to be wrong though.
Ahahahahahhahaha man I love this show. Been listening to dick for like 10 years, keeps me sane while embalming
Based?
Wow you should call in about that.
@@georgeptolemy7260 yes
@@georgeptolemy7260 He doesn't want to get caught lmao
This scott adams guy's pretty funny
And correct
He should make a comic
Vito, 40:00 this already happened with the “Church of Fuzzy Bunny” and it got shut down
Very disappointed to learn Dick says jif. I believed him to be a man of culture.
Say gif like a Dutchman, that is the only way.
Jafic interchange format
"man of culture" please buy your reddit ass a one way ticket to greenland
He does also say nuke-ular on purpose, it could be a bit
I send videos of me yelling the NWORD outside my house to a black guy I'm friends with
USB 1, 2, or 3 has nothing to do with the end connector. You are talking about plug types, which are a separate thing altogether.
3:11 Vito so nearly did the "oh yeah, say that to a black person irl" meme. What would they do to someone who said that to them irl Vito, beat them up?
holy fuck the end of the show was hilarious
From people distancing themselves from one another to the absence of vehicles that hover.
Too many syllables
Can't tell if there's a glare in his glasses, fog, or if this is Asterios.
"Give back? FUCK THAT!"
I think there is an example from history of people who wanted to get rid of... inconvenient folks... to an island (Madagascar). They settled on some camps. Did the job, sort of. Just saying 🤷♀️
Honestly best Vito vote it up song yet
I love how flying cars is the policy that makes Vito mad and call Trump a joke. Meanwhile his team is pushing WW3, brought Russia, Iran and China together, open borders, completely destroying the economy, all the woke insanity etc.
I thought that was Andrew Klavan
Vito telling us to enslave homeless women. Pretty based.
PLEASE more Joe dirt mullet Vito
Dear Dick, and Vito:
This is a formal request to make the podcast just an hour of, "Face cut out" bits.
I believe that this would offer superior comedic opportunities with a wide range of funny cut outs that could be done such as: Elon Musk, Vito, Bill Gates and other such important figures.
I recommend as well, changing the name to, "The biggest cutouts in the universe", or some other such thing, along said lines.
This advice is free of charge, and I expect no remuneration for delivering it to you, though if, in the kindness of your hearts, you could give me 10% equity of the show, that would be greatly appreciated.
I hope this message find you well. Sincerely Lian. M. Xia:
I think the idea is retarded but the name "The Biggest Cutouts in the Universe" is just too good to pass up. I second the request.
No
@@vladimirsuccmeov2791 Damn, Vova, how can you be so cold-blooded?
@@MannyNamiro Russian I guess...
@@Rekon-se6wv he's not Russian. Read the name again
Credit where it's due, Vito, youhave truly become Maddox 2.0. You are a superior Maddox
Clot Adams is right
it's the port on vitos phone that is probably the problem, they can collect dust and dirt. clean it with some compressed air
I have to use a placker to get all the lint out every so often
Buy bottled water you can then just throw the bottle away after you drink your protein shake
When the hell were Vito and Dick on no jumper?
No wonder Vito can’t find the right usb cables.
I'm sure OJ has a Cameo account you could use.
Where do you post fan art for these guys?
Vito revealing his inner George Zimmerman in this one
Shout out Andrew
That tupei looks really good on you Vito
Best stinger so far
Conservatives: Going to art school is stupid. Get a real job.
Also Conservatives: Why is all the media these days pushing liberal ideas?
Shout-out to rydog for the wig!
January Sikth
Dicks intro was in slo-mo tonight but intelligible
Scott Adams is a comedic genius!! He needs to guest appear more.
Replace Vito and Dick with 2 Scott Addams'!
Where do they find trad people to get mad at?
vote up springs
Micro USB is the worst. Out of the box it is instantly gsrbage
I couldn't find these guys on that no jumper podcast. were they cut out or something? Destiny was there, no dick
What happened to Destiny's dick? 😱
Lol@mayo pie
Tommy C would make a great guest!!!!
VITO is not on board with VTOL?!?
Dick won this one vito problem with usb cable is good but flying cars ive been waiting for a couple decades and i really dont like the homeless
Dilbert is right.
Be gone funko pops!
Wtf does Vito have on his glasses?
Fog.
I like my coffee like i like my slaves, Free.
I don't want to go to clubs or bars or anything like that, I just want to live in a place with some friends around and kooky neighbors and maybe a bbq every once in a while, but we don't have kids or houses or anything except the weirdo niche interests the internet brings us and subsequently we can only connect with other like minded weirdos. I want Ed Edd and Eddie but with adults who fuck and play smash melee
This show maka me hard 👀
January Sikh.
Trump set the anchor point
At 3:41 did I just watch Vito wipe makeup off his glasses?
Yeah he tends to blow trannies before the show
Fog
broke drink driving; woke drink flying
I don't think someone has dropped the ball harder on the community problem than any other problem on this show or the last. The online community stuff is ghey because being an anime/video game loving alphabet person who identifies as being part of that community is dumb and annoying. It wildly feeds into consumerism as companies just market trash to people because they will buy it simply because they identify a certain way and have.
My last name is Coward and just like America's greatest mayor Eric "Scott" Adams, I have a brand.
Now move so I can hide.
I'm hoping this CNN-level of understanding what Scott Adams said was done just because it would be easier to make funny jokes by completely ignoring his context
He said black Americans are a hate group
Oh cry me a river
Dicks impressions last way too long and are the least funny thing that has been done on this show or any other
I think it’s one of the best thing he’s ever done, especially when he’s dancing around saying things he’s not allowed to say and watching Vito panic 😂
@@becauseboost4726 ok dick
@@whatamitalkingabout3 😂😂
you have got to be one of the dumbest viewers they have! congrats.
@vito: Monoprice baby
Lol
The people in my community are annoying.