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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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  • @numberphile
    @numberphile  2 роки тому +80

    Check brilliant.org/numberphile for Brilliant and get 20% off their premium service (episode sponsor)
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    • @rajeevk440
      @rajeevk440 2 роки тому +3

      "4 beans times 10 beans and add 3 more beans equals 43 RICH BEANS"
      Ans :
      beans = 0 ,1 , (( (( -1 )) ))
      43 RICH BEANS 😂🤣

    • @TheInselaffen
      @TheInselaffen 2 роки тому +1

      One fell out... So there are 42 beans. If that is the answer then what is the question?

    • @Mr.Beauregarde
      @Mr.Beauregarde 2 роки тому +1

      Beans is a name,
      2, John, times 2, John, is 4, John.
      Or rich coffee is a function taking the argument "beans" yielding a quadratic

    • @harrytsang1501
      @harrytsang1501 2 роки тому +1

      So the roots of beans are 0, 1 and -1

    • @johnjeffreys6440
      @johnjeffreys6440 2 роки тому +2

      So 2 beans times 2 is four beans. I don't think I would have picked up on that.

  • @TheWalkerboh65
    @TheWalkerboh65 2 роки тому +1600

    I love how Cliff is now too chaotic for the brown paper

    • @Sauvenil
      @Sauvenil 2 роки тому +75

      it's still brown paper, just glued together in layers with a rippled layer for strength. ;)

    • @alfastur6833
      @alfastur6833 2 роки тому +58

      Given his energy the additional strength of the cardboard is a must for Cliff.

    • @ilRosewood
      @ilRosewood 2 роки тому +8

      He always was

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 2 роки тому +8

      Sturdy paper

    • @davidsmith8384
      @davidsmith8384 2 роки тому +25

      The box is Brown Paper cubed (asumming brown paper is brown paper squared). Obviously, this has far reaching applications.

  • @2Cerealbox
    @2Cerealbox 2 роки тому +192

    This man really held a 60 year pedantic grudge against this commercial and he's finally got it off his chest.

  • @DasGanon
    @DasGanon 2 роки тому +2248

    The editor had way too much fun adding that little jingle riff to all of Cliff's lines. It's great

    • @keithmills778
      @keithmills778 2 роки тому +13

      What bothered me is that the tape recorder had the sound of a film projector when it was running.

    • @francogonz
      @francogonz 2 роки тому +34

      @@keithmills778 thats the best thing!

    • @jwolfe01234
      @jwolfe01234 2 роки тому +51

      @@keithmills778 That's because it's a reel-to-reel tape machine. It has exactly the same mechanism as a reel-to-reel film projector. You're hearing it drive the reels to transfer the medium from one reel to the other. In one case, it's film, and in the other case it's audio, but it exactly the same principle.

    • @harriehausenman8623
      @harriehausenman8623 2 роки тому +10

      @@francogonz *dingelingding* 🛎

    • @cliffstoll568
      @cliffstoll568 2 роки тому +54

      @@jwolfe01234 You betcha, Jeff. I dragged that ol' machine out of the attic. And the tape? It's from when I was like 11 years old. Retro-rocket time...

  • @hicksyfern
    @hicksyfern 2 роки тому +564

    “I put 43 beans into a Klein Bottle” said Cliff, surprising exactly no-one

    • @TranquilSeaOfMath
      @TranquilSeaOfMath 2 роки тому +27

      He put coffee beans into a zero volume container! There is something to that. ☕

    • @artembaguinski9946
      @artembaguinski9946 2 роки тому +8

      could have easily placed 43 beans in 43 klein bottles

    • @TranquilSeaOfMath
      @TranquilSeaOfMath 2 роки тому +3

      @@topherthe11th23 There is no inside to a Klein bottle, it does not enclose a volume. The glass bottles that he designed are a representation, not a true mathematical Klein bottle. Your Shakespeare idea is interesting; I was not familiar with it. Do you know which play it is in?

    • @TranquilSeaOfMath
      @TranquilSeaOfMath 2 роки тому +2

      @@topherthe11th23 When you color your Möbius strip, do you color the geometric space it is embedded in?

    • @Fred-tz7hs
      @Fred-tz7hs Рік тому +1

      @@TranquilSeaOfMath yes

  • @andyking894
    @andyking894 2 роки тому +2110

    Technically, the units on the right side of the second equation are "rich coffee beans," which would change the maths a bit.

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen 2 роки тому +172

      Exactly! This mean the equation should be:
      10 "Beans" × 4 "Beans" + 3 "Beans" = 43 "Rich coffee beans"
      Or simply: _10B × 4B + 3B = 43R_
      It's too early in the morning for me to work out the ratio between B and R, however.

    • @miorioff
      @miorioff 2 роки тому +112

      Exactly, bean math is getting deeper

    • @OneTrueBadShoe
      @OneTrueBadShoe 2 роки тому +30

      Whoa. I'm going to have to rethink this whole thing.

    • @modernkennnern
      @modernkennnern 2 роки тому +30

      I was thinking that myself. Was hoping he'd catch onto that.
      We need a continuation of this story

    • @IanWilkinson
      @IanWilkinson 2 роки тому +46

      @@nickfifteen No, no, no - you're missing the first equation - 2 Beans × 2 Beans = *4 Beans ²*
      Therefore: 10 Beans × *4 Beans ²* + 3 Beans = 43 "Rich coffee beans"

  • @SufferingPlanet
    @SufferingPlanet 2 роки тому +602

    This is ridiculous, and I love it. Never a dull video with Cliff.

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy 2 роки тому +6

      This is the kind of pedantry I can appreciate!
      I hope I'm half as enthusiastic when I get older, it's so infectious.

    • @Dragoninja26
      @Dragoninja26 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah Cliff videos are probably my favorite ones

    • @Triantalex
      @Triantalex 8 місяців тому +1

      false.

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Triantalex Just like your existence.

  • @yevhenkuzmovych4494
    @yevhenkuzmovych4494 2 роки тому +539

    "I've put 43 beans into a Klein bottle". That's all I needed to hear today

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 2 роки тому +24

      Isn't there something odd about putting anything _in_ a Klein bottle?

    • @lacuentadevideos
      @lacuentadevideos 2 роки тому +4

      @@trueriver1950 yea, I thought you can´t put a lid to that coffee jar

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 2 роки тому +14

      @@trueriver1950 I was thinking the same. In a sense, he just put 43 beans in _contact_ with a Klein bottle (or with other beans in the set).
      That being said, "43 beans _in_ a Klein bottle" is possibly less incorrect than the Nescafé jingle.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +7

      43 rich coffee beans in a Klein bottle, 43 rich coffee beans...

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 2 роки тому +5

      btw... wouldn't klein bottles make a great container if you just wanna smell coffee beans?

  • @ablebaker8664
    @ablebaker8664 2 роки тому +733

    Nescafe apparently uses beans from coffee bushes with square roots.

    • @crkmt
      @crkmt 2 роки тому +10

      🤜🤜🤜

    • @blakeytv
      @blakeytv 2 роки тому +10

      Straight cash homie

    • @prof.keebler
      @prof.keebler 2 роки тому +9

      I just love this comment

    • @gr329
      @gr329 2 роки тому +1

      Now that was pure cleverness

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 2 роки тому +3

      some may even have cubic roots... and they all have real roots for sure!
      ...altho i have no idea how a root of 0 would work on a coffee plant...

  • @spyguy318
    @spyguy318 2 роки тому +282

    The moment he said “two beans times two beans is actually four beans squared” the engineer side of me instantly screeched and recoiled in horror at what he had just implied and I knew instantly where this video was going

    • @paulvangemmeren9351
      @paulvangemmeren9351 2 роки тому +77

      I remember using the unit "square kilopeople" in a geography class once. My professor looked about ready to give up

    • @mattbox87
      @mattbox87 2 роки тому +11

      Yes! Take comfort that you're not alone, Sam.
      ...
      I mean I loved the s**t out of the vid but I totally reacted the same way.

    • @julesk1088
      @julesk1088 2 роки тому +5

      @@paulvangemmeren9351 HAHAHAHA
      What was the context

    • @minerscale
      @minerscale 2 роки тому +12

      @@paulvangemmeren9351 Otherwise known as a megasquareperson

    • @artembaguinski9946
      @artembaguinski9946 2 роки тому +8

      at 0:00 we've all knew instantly this video was going into a klein bottle

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 2 роки тому +91

    Come now Cliff, we both know there is no such thing as "inside" a Klein Bottle.

  • @FrankenSteinsGate
    @FrankenSteinsGate 2 роки тому +116

    My favorite videos on the internet are when people take things that were never meant to be taken seriously, and take them _way_ too seriously. Add in Cliff's natural chaotic energy, and this is one of the best videos I've watched in a long time

  • @zeppelins4ever
    @zeppelins4ever 2 роки тому +388

    I absolutely adore his enthusiasm for the math in something as simple as a coffee advertisement!

  • @debblez
    @debblez 2 роки тому +21

    this is by far the most chaotic numberphile video and im all for it

  • @royalninja2823
    @royalninja2823 2 роки тому +91

    Cliff Stoll is a treasure. He so clearly takes great joy in everything he does.

  • @Kram1032
    @Kram1032 2 роки тому +54

    5:45 technically this doesn't mean you get one bean, it means that the concept of "bean", the unit called "bean", is identical to having no units at all.
    You also dropped, at that point, the possibility that it's just 0, meaning it's both unitless *and* sizeless! (Though you get to that later)

    • @gfrank98
      @gfrank98 2 роки тому +8

      Thank you! I was going to complain you can't divide by B because it might be 0.

    • @Bleighckques
      @Bleighckques 2 роки тому +3

      You could say that, of all the beans that exist, Nescafe beans are the unit beans.

    • @Kram1032
      @Kram1032 2 роки тому +1

      @@Bleighckques units still usually square. Unless they happen to be idempotent.
      Like, you could introduce a special value with the rule b²=b and then follow the logic like with complex numbers:
      (w+x b)(y +z b) = w y + (w z+ x y+ x z) b
      Such a number system has a variety of interesting properties, but most importantly you get:
      b² = b
      (1 - b)² = 1 - b
      b (1 - b) = 0
      which means you can decompose any number
      x + y b
      as
      x (1 - b) + (x + y) b
      And with that you can very easily show than
      (x + y b)^n =
      x^n (1 - b) + (x + y)^n b
      or if you want it in the regular form,
      x^n + ((x + y)^ n - x^n) b
      This formula holds without issue for all n≥0 and if x ≠ -y, I think it holds for all n in R.
      (x - x b) or x (1-b) doesn't have an inverse but aside of that line, every other element can be divided by.
      All that and more follows directly from just the rule b²=b
      It's not even very difficult to show.
      For instance, if your want to find division, try solving for y and z in
      (w+xb)(y+zb) = 1
      Exactly like you'd do with complex numbers
      Anyway, with a number system like that, any polynomial in b becomes linear by construction, making that song 100% correct

    • @Bleighckques
      @Bleighckques 2 роки тому +2

      @@Kram1032 I meant that all beans would be measured against the Nescafe beans (the Nescafe bean represents 1 essentially), in the same way that a "unit circle" is a circle with radius 1 for example.

  • @GenericAnimeBoy
    @GenericAnimeBoy 2 роки тому +33

    Clearly they're using dimensionless coffee, which explains why instant coffee is blah.

  • @mattricks21
    @mattricks21 2 роки тому +108

    My favorite part was when Cliff proclaimed "It's More beans time!", and proceeded to add more beans all over the floor

    • @TheSabian321
      @TheSabian321 2 роки тому +24

      Truly one of the numberphile videos of all time.

    • @charlieb8735
      @charlieb8735 4 місяці тому

      I’d love to see bean math extended to a Mörbean-us strip. That’d be be a morbillion dollar equation

  • @mystuhree8827
    @mystuhree8827 2 роки тому +33

    Can't help but grin this whole video, Cliff is an incredible human and his excitement is infectious

  • @manu-4601
    @manu-4601 2 роки тому +14

    The editing fits Cliffs energy hilariously perfectly. I was laughing throughout the entire video, thanks for uploading.

  • @harriehausenman8623
    @harriehausenman8623 2 роки тому +12

    As a kid, I threw a huge tantrum when I found out, that it was considered ok to lie in advertisements. I was furious. 😂

  • @tiberiu_nicolae
    @tiberiu_nicolae 2 роки тому +16

    Cliff is back!!!

    • @justsomeguy5628
      @justsomeguy5628 2 роки тому +3

      The release of these vids should become national holidays.

    • @PokeCastle
      @PokeCastle 2 роки тому

      @@justsomeguy5628 someone make a petition for it

  • @RobertoMariani
    @RobertoMariani 2 роки тому +259

    I've always had similar issues with Ferrero's Pocket Coffee, which is advertised as "la carica del caffè più l'energia del cioccolato" [coffee's charge plus chocolate's energy], which of course should instead read as ”coffee's charge TIMES THE VOLTAGE AT ITS END plus chocolate's energy.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +53

      It's like coffee companies don't realize they're alienating mathematicians, which should be their target audience.

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 2 роки тому +6

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 we need a numberphile coffee brand!

    • @Triantalex
      @Triantalex 8 місяців тому +1

      false.

  • @josephjohnherbert
    @josephjohnherbert 2 роки тому +108

    Cliff Stoll is by far Numberphile's greatest asset - what a pleasure it is to watch this guy in action!

    • @giannotti7777
      @giannotti7777 2 роки тому +3

      I think James Grime would have a say in that regard ;)

    • @Triantalex
      @Triantalex 8 місяців тому

      false.

    • @josephjohnherbert
      @josephjohnherbert 8 місяців тому

      @@Triantalex what a well articulated retort 😄

  • @sushantmanandhar1387
    @sushantmanandhar1387 2 роки тому +87

    Cliff Stoll is one of my favorite humans ever

  • @morscoronam3779
    @morscoronam3779 2 роки тому +21

    Cliff Stoll Numberphile videos are the best, and I dare say this is the best of the best.
    The editing complements Cliff's general attitude just perfectly.

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 2 роки тому +11

    There is more math you can do with beans:
    - Rooted beans
    - Lemma beans
    - Taco bell distribution curve

  • @Arx_724
    @Arx_724 2 роки тому +73

    Great editing, love the little sound effect every time.

  • @nintendold
    @nintendold 2 роки тому +50

    I loved the movie More-beus, especially when he said "it's more-bean time"

  • @SpooNFoy
    @SpooNFoy 2 роки тому +62

    This man is a treasure and must be protected at all costs.

  • @mrhalfburnttoast
    @mrhalfburnttoast 2 роки тому +11

    The equation of B^3 - B = 0 has solutions at B = 0, 1, and -1.
    This means that Nescafe could use negative beans in their coffee, and it'll still be fine!

    • @tomdekler9280
      @tomdekler9280 2 роки тому +1

      Nope, that doesn't work.
      For the song to work lyrically, word for word, it needs to work for 40 cubed beans but also for 40 squared beans. Otherwise 4 beans times 10 beans plus three more beans cannot equal 43 beans, even if 4 beans is equal to 4 square beans.

  • @thea.igamer3958
    @thea.igamer3958 2 роки тому +2

    Nescafé: Hold by beans.
    Cliff: I won’t hold them, they are dimensionally inhomogeneous.

  • @lost_actuary8084
    @lost_actuary8084 2 роки тому +24

    "Let's take Nescafe word by word lyrically" This is great! 😂

  • @alminhelex
    @alminhelex 2 роки тому +26

    I love how one of the solutions of the full song is -1 beans for every cup. Sounds like a great cup of jo!

    • @fv9422
      @fv9422 2 роки тому +6

      Not -1 beans. Just -1.

    • @alminhelex
      @alminhelex 2 роки тому +1

      Well if b is beans then it would be beans= -1. How many beans per cup? -1 XD

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 2 роки тому +11

      No, we get the solution B = -1, but there are 43 beans in every cup, so that means each cup contains -43. Not -43 beans, just -43. The number.

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 2 роки тому

      @@EebstertheGreat Do not ingest the number -43. Much like 2, it's lethal to humans.

    • @bozo5632
      @bozo5632 2 роки тому +2

      That's the decaf.

  • @maxdudek4911
    @maxdudek4911 2 роки тому +9

    The first result of B=1 or 0 makes perfect sense regardless of the equation! Nestlé is treating B^2 as equivalent to B, which can only be true when B=1 or 0

  • @faastex
    @faastex 2 роки тому +23

    The energy of this video is so chaotic, I love it

  • @BurnieBaker
    @BurnieBaker 2 роки тому +11

    As a video editor - Cliff must be a BLAST to edit for. If you don't mind my asking, Bradyz who does the editing for these pieces? I would love to pick their brain, or at least give them some personal props. Keep up the fantastic work

    • @pmcpartlan
      @pmcpartlan 2 роки тому +11

      I do :). And yes, Cliff Episodes are especially fun, it's the only time I think it's appropriate to add more jump cuts

  • @SteveGuidi
    @SteveGuidi 2 роки тому +17

    This is so ridiculous, I love it! It reminds me of one of my university calculus professors who routinely stressed the importance of dimensions and accurate communication during his lectures. Rest in peace, Frank Goodman (f o g) -- your lessons are not forgotten!

  • @javacofe
    @javacofe 2 роки тому +101

    Whoever animated this was definitely living their best life. Love it!

  • @TheRubySpider
    @TheRubySpider 2 роки тому +8

    That little “doodledoodledoo” made me smile every single time.

    • @IcecalGamer
      @IcecalGamer 2 роки тому +3

      and the fact that the animator animated bean characters dooooing stuff, reflected in what was happening; like lights going off or door bells ringing :D

    • @cliffstoll568
      @cliffstoll568 2 роки тому +4

      Sigh - for sixty years, that "doodledoodledoo" has been wasting space in my all-too-limited brain. So I'm happy it brings a smile after half a century...

  • @ricdavid
    @ricdavid 2 роки тому +3

    "I put 43 beans into a Klein bottle"... of course you did, Cliff; it'd have been weird if you didn't.

  • @Leedramor
    @Leedramor 2 роки тому +13

    As a math teacher, I wish my students to get half excited... tenth get excited to see me as to seeing Cliff here in Numberphile. He brings up the student who I was in highschool, inventing my own math, loving every each way.

    • @sublimeade
      @sublimeade 2 роки тому

      Your students would have to be the kind of people in the comments section.
      Statistically unlikely

  • @OmnipresentPotato
    @OmnipresentPotato 2 роки тому +11

    Why don't we consider "rich coffee beans" to be another variable? We'd have a system of two equations, one of which is linear and the other is quadratic, as follows:
    2B×2B=4B
    10B×4B+3B=43R,
    And then solve for B and R

    • @deyesed
      @deyesed 2 роки тому +2

      B and R both equal 1 then

    • @SZ-xd3vw
      @SZ-xd3vw 2 роки тому

      Or both zero :)

  • @paulw987
    @paulw987 2 роки тому +20

    Perhaps we should consider the possibility that bean is a contraction of boolean (so it really should be b’ean). In Boolean algebra anything squared is just itself (including variables… and perhaps units, too). So b^2 = b (and also b^3 = b). So in the end it’s just all beans. Of course, in the Boolean world 43 beans is just 1 bean…(still better than nothing (40 beans)).

    • @sabinrawr
      @sabinrawr 2 роки тому +5

      I love that you applied boolean algebra to this system of equations to show that the answer is the same as in Cliff's solution: Bean = 1.

    • @aaronwelther3536
      @aaronwelther3536 2 роки тому +2

      I thought similar when I saw that b^2 = b, so a square bean is just the same as a bean (and the jingle isn't wrong after all?)

    • @jellymath
      @jellymath 2 роки тому

      ​@@aaronwelther3536
      No... what? I'm not sure if you're saying some kind of joke here, but
      "B^2 = B" is probably not true, its roots are 0, 1 and beans definitely aren't real numbers
      don't trust the equality of "B^2 = B" - the point is, it is false
      ultimately it depends on what you believe a bean is, if you believe that
      B = bean = 0
      or, alternatively
      B = bean = 1
      then "B^2 = B" is true
      So the jingle isn't true unless we think a bean is 0 or 1
      It's funny to think of bean^2 because it just doesn't make sense.
      If you define a bean to be a bean's 3D volume, B^2 would be some 9D volume
      squaring a square's area is crazy enough (you'd get a 4D hyper-volume from it), let alone squaring a bean that doesn't have just its volume, but also a shape, a surface area, a taste and a smell - it all, when combined together to create a satisfying description of a bean, is mathematically inexpressible!

  • @javik9165
    @javik9165 2 роки тому +3

    Of course he put 43 beans in a Klein bottle.

  • @HolyGiraffeMapleStory
    @HolyGiraffeMapleStory 2 роки тому +12

    Cliff Stoll is such a sunshine of a person. I can't get enough of him

  • @mrxmry3264
    @mrxmry3264 2 роки тому +24

    10:04 you started with 43 beans and one fell out, that leaves you 42. the meaning of life 🙂

    • @zaraak323i
      @zaraak323i 2 роки тому

      So, The Meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything, is...
      One less coffee?

    • @mrxmry3264
      @mrxmry3264 2 роки тому +1

      @@zaraak323i LOL!

    • @Xormac2
      @Xormac2 2 роки тому +3

      That's funny because in "La Smorfia" which is the book used to traslate dreams into numbers you can play in lottery in Neaples folklore, the number of Coffee is 42

    • @nishandevkar2709
      @nishandevkar2709 2 роки тому +1

      Wait a minute, let me just grab my towel.

    • @happysprollie
      @happysprollie 2 роки тому

      Nope. Remember what Cliff said about watching your units. The answer to life etc is 42 ... not 42 beans.

  • @ElCapAddict
    @ElCapAddict 2 роки тому +30

    The care Nestle put into making that song is probably congruent with level of regard they had for infants fed with their formula.

    • @trollme.trollmehard.9524
      @trollme.trollmehard.9524 2 роки тому +4

      -formula- coffee :)

    • @ch48_
      @ch48_ 2 роки тому +5

      @@trollme.trollmehard.9524 You better not give your infants Nestle coffee, they'll get sick

    • @antman7673
      @antman7673 2 роки тому +2

      I actually enjoyed the old advertisement. So silly.

    • @bozo5632
      @bozo5632 2 роки тому +1

      And their employees.

  • @friiq0
    @friiq0 2 роки тому +12

    Perhaps a “rich coffee bean” is a different unit from an ordinary “bean”

    • @zlatanibrahimovic8329
      @zlatanibrahimovic8329 2 роки тому

      Rich coffee bean := (40/43 beans^2+ 3/43 beans)

    • @friiq0
      @friiq0 2 роки тому +1

      @@zlatanibrahimovic8329 LOL YES

  • @ChristainGuyOfAction
    @ChristainGuyOfAction 2 роки тому +5

    Watching Cliff trying to wrench apart a cardboard box was funnier to me than it should have been. :P

  • @stefansamoyloff3866
    @stefansamoyloff3866 6 місяців тому +2

    My goal ... no, my DREAM in life is to be as happy doing literally anything as this man is singing a 60 year old jingle.

  • @MRiddickW
    @MRiddickW 2 роки тому +21

    "I put 43 beans into a Klein bottle" has got to be the most Cliff Stoll sentence yet.

  • @konungredocsil657
    @konungredocsil657 2 роки тому +17

    Cliff is the quirky mathematician we all need in our lives.

  • @bradmiller2725
    @bradmiller2725 2 роки тому +1

    That was the most fun! The asides and little details were a pleasure to behold. Inspired joyful editing was brilliant for such a joyful man! Thanks!

  • @Mutual_Information
    @Mutual_Information 2 роки тому +33

    This is my first time seeing Cliff Stoll.. and I like him very much.
    And I’ll now always make sure to square my units, whether they’re coffee beans or not

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc 2 роки тому +7

      Watch more of the guy. He is hands down my favourite mathematician on this channel, and it has Matt Parker!

    • @cloud_tsukamo
      @cloud_tsukamo 2 роки тому +5

      He also did the conic loaf one, which is so much fun.

    • @miorioff
      @miorioff 2 роки тому +3

      @@garr_inc yeah Cliff and Matt are both the best

    • @OneTrueBadShoe
      @OneTrueBadShoe 2 роки тому +4

      Cliff is one of my all time favorite presenters. Every so often I go back and watch all his videos again. His enthusiasm is infectious.

    • @stephenbeck7222
      @stephenbeck7222 2 роки тому +1

      @@cloud_tsukamo conic loaf isn’t even in my top 4 Cliff Stoll moments, which is not an insult at all to the conic loaf.

  • @alanjhargreaves
    @alanjhargreaves 2 роки тому +3

    I love Cliff's improv. I have a fond memory of him running around at a Unix Conference in Darling harbour Sydney, showing people in the theatre his slides (viewgraphs) because the overhead projector had been unplugged next door.

    • @cliffstoll568
      @cliffstoll568 2 роки тому +5

      Yikes - I remember that! Must'a been 20 or 25 years ago!

    • @alanjhargreaves
      @alanjhargreaves 2 роки тому

      @@cliffstoll568 Keep going, it would have been the very early 90's as I was still working for The University of Newcastle at that point. I finished there at the end of '92.
      Actually,now I think more, Imay have been at CSIRO at that point, so maybe 93/94ish. I *think* it may have been the same year that Lunus Released Linux 1.0 from that conference.

  • @helvio89
    @helvio89 2 роки тому +17

    This is just plain genius. Great editting!

  • @Dreamprism
    @Dreamprism 2 роки тому +1

    This is the most pedantic complaint about a radio jingle I've ever heard, and I'm here for it.

  • @ronumpleby3517
    @ronumpleby3517 2 роки тому +73

    I wish I would have had Cliff as a professor in freshman algebra!

    • @thekaxmax
      @thekaxmax 2 роки тому +3

      He took up teaching highschool kids for some time, to keep grounded in young students

    • @stephenbeck7222
      @stephenbeck7222 2 роки тому

      @@thekaxmax science class. Great video a few years ago on some of his experiences doing that.

  • @davidfinch7418
    @davidfinch7418 2 роки тому +2

    I really think the heading should be "Cliff Stoll on Coffee Beans"... except you probably couldn't distinguish that from any other Cliff Stoll video.
    (Yes, we love Cliff, and his seemingly neverending energy!)

  • @Rubrickety
    @Rubrickety 2 роки тому +12

    I don’t think I’ve ever loved Cliff more, which is saying something.

  • @franghigli
    @franghigli 10 місяців тому +1

    For some reason "I put 43 beans into a klein bottle" has the same energy as "I sawed this boat in half" and I'm all for it

  • @tlou34
    @tlou34 2 роки тому +8

    I think that thisis the best Numberphile video I've ever watched! Easy to understand even though I'm bad at math, it has coffee and that crazy guy in it and it got me nostalgic.

  • @lars3509
    @lars3509 2 роки тому +5

    5:33 dividing by B means that B=0 must be excluded. But B=0 is also a valid solution of 40 B^2 = 40 B.

    • @vsm1456
      @vsm1456 2 роки тому +2

      There's one mathematical trick (you know, the ones where you eventually get 4=5 or 0=1 or whatever) where division by zero is hidden in division by X. So yeah, that stuff is important. :D

    • @lars3509
      @lars3509 2 роки тому +1

      @@vsm1456 yeah, a better way would be to factor out 40 and B,
      40B^2 - 40B = 0
      40 * B * (B-1) = 0
      Which leads directly to the factored form and thus the solutions

  • @chadoftoons
    @chadoftoons 2 роки тому +2

    Holy moly cliff at 11 years already has the shine in his eyes like everything in life is a wonder

  • @Spicarium
    @Spicarium 2 роки тому +7

    One of the best Numberphile episodes ever, love it :)

  • @yppahpeek
    @yppahpeek 2 роки тому +1

    This is exactly the content I required after a mind numbingly boring day of work

  • @aikumaDK
    @aikumaDK 2 роки тому +8

    If anyone is going to remember a coffee commercial from 60 years ago, it's Cliff.
    Matt Parker did a video about the math in a mnemonic meme to easily-ish remember something about the sine function.
    I think those two would get along well

    • @zeikjt
      @zeikjt 2 роки тому

      I love that it's "easily-ish remember something about the sine function" because if it were easy you'd have been able to write it out completely.

  • @Simoss13
    @Simoss13 2 роки тому +2

    I just admire that you have kept the original tape of the commercial after all this time

  • @Ekevoo
    @Ekevoo 2 роки тому +1

    These random animations consistently inserted in the middle of the conversation every time Cliff hits the end of a verse in the jingle had me cry laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tarsonis42
    @Tarsonis42 2 роки тому +3

    This guy originally looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future. And he not only looks like him... he also has the same energy!

  • @Mark_Williams.
    @Mark_Williams. 2 роки тому +2

    One thing he left out was what comes after the 43 in the song - 43 "rich" coffee beans. The units change!
    Who's to say in the Nescafe numbering scheme "rich" doesn't mean squared?

  • @TominiOfficial
    @TominiOfficial 2 роки тому +4

    I am really happy that Doc Brown solved the great mystery of the universe and moved on to studying coffee.

    • @donfabian1542
      @donfabian1542 2 роки тому

      This is what makes time travel possible...43 rich coffee beans 🙃

  • @pjn7136
    @pjn7136 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for publishing my favorite Numberphile of all time!

  • @diegofernandez4789
    @diegofernandez4789 2 роки тому +4

    60 years to solve the equation, meanwhile Nescafe invented Nespresso and kept making money as if nothing happened. Great episode guys, I loved it!

  • @NHLroyrocks
    @NHLroyrocks 2 роки тому +1

    Say what you want about the subject matter but whoever edited this is a legend.

  • @YoutubeConnoisseur
    @YoutubeConnoisseur 2 роки тому +4

    This was the most ridiculous numberphile video in a while. We love Cliff stoll

  • @albertosierraalta3223
    @albertosierraalta3223 2 роки тому +2

    I thought the problem with the commercial was that you can not ensure that every random cup of every Nescafe package has indeed 43 types of beans... It has to exist certain probability that you get less than 43 types of beans in any given random sample

  • @GLF-Video
    @GLF-Video 2 роки тому +4

    This one jumped the shark. Just stupidly.

  • @Dac_vak
    @Dac_vak 2 роки тому +2

    This may B my favorite Numberphile video to date

  • @Marguerite-Rouge
    @Marguerite-Rouge 2 роки тому +3

    I was anxiously waiting for the apparition of the Klein bottle! I love Cliff's videos!

  • @lynk_1240
    @lynk_1240 2 роки тому +1

    THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE PROBLEM IN THE UNITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It drives me absolutely wonkers whenever anyone doesn't pay attention to dimensionality.

  • @isaacbriefer193
    @isaacbriefer193 2 роки тому +4

    Finally, the long-awaited sequel to 43 McNuggets!

  • @simonkhouryAU
    @simonkhouryAU 2 роки тому +2

    i nearly died laughing at the beans sound effect. this is a masterpiece

  • @OneTrueBadShoe
    @OneTrueBadShoe 2 роки тому +45

    I think since we are counting physical objects which exist therefore non-zero, 1 bean or portion thereof would have to be a positive number so we would have to reject 0 and -1 just as we reject negative distances.
    I love the way Cliff poses such interesting questions. His videos are truly multidimensional. Pun intended.
    Cliff videos are an absolute treat.

    • @bongo50_
      @bongo50_ 2 роки тому

      @@topherthe11th23 I think Bryan might have meant to say negative length? You couldn't have a square with a side length of -2.

    • @tomkerruish2982
      @tomkerruish2982 2 роки тому +7

      Apply the Dirac equation and derive the existence of anti-beans.

    • @OneTrueBadShoe
      @OneTrueBadShoe 2 роки тому +1

      @@bongo50_ You're right, I meant length. Oops.

    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 2 роки тому +2

      Negative distance is a thing when you consider 1-dimensional vectors

    • @stephenhicks826
      @stephenhicks826 2 роки тому +4

      I'm just glad we weren't dealing with complex roots or we may have ended up with imaginary beans.

  • @yeet3673
    @yeet3673 2 роки тому +1

    Okay... I admit.. I laughed every time the editor played the diddly-doo riff

  • @Pfhorrest
    @Pfhorrest 2 роки тому +3

    All of these equations just imply that beans squared = beans, and therefore that beans = 1. So taking that information back to the original lyrics, that makes all the claims dimensionless: 2(1) * 2(1) = 4(1), yup that checks out; 10(1) * 4(1) + 3(1) = 43(1), that checks out too.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 2 роки тому +2

      I took it to mean that a bean is a bean and nothing more. As you say, it is not a dimensional unit.

  • @TheJohnwadebaker
    @TheJohnwadebaker 2 роки тому +2

    This is the greatest and most consequential numberphile video yet. Excellent work gentlemen!
    Note to anyone just discovering this- anything with Cliff is always worth watching, thank you

  • @thenefariousnerd7910
    @thenefariousnerd7910 2 роки тому +6

    Hmm wouldn't the B = 1 solutions imply that the bean must be a dimensionless quantity?
    Seriousness aside, a hearty thank you as always for more delightful Cliff content.

    • @fv9422
      @fv9422 2 роки тому

      Well yeah. It is the way to keep the lyrics consistent. You have 43 dimentionless stuff in each portion of nescafe.

    • @Sauvenil
      @Sauvenil 2 роки тому

      Bean = 100%, or simply "1".

    • @JaapVersteegh
      @JaapVersteegh 2 роки тому

      A bean of zero dimension won't bring me what I need in the morning...

  • @jellymath
    @jellymath 2 роки тому +2

    This is probably my favorite Numberphile video!

  • @lafcursiax
    @lafcursiax 2 роки тому +3

    I could not stop laughing! You have really outdone yourselves. This might be the best Numberphile of all time!

  • @rhoddryice5412
    @rhoddryice5412 2 роки тому +1

    - If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?
    - Some beans.
    - Yes and no. Let’s try again shall we. I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?
    - A very small casserole.

    • @demonblood8841
      @demonblood8841 2 роки тому +1

      From Blackadder I believe

    • @rhoddryice5412
      @rhoddryice5412 2 роки тому +1

      @@demonblood8841 Yes. One of the funniest comedy shows ever. Baldricks third answer is “three plus that one” which argues correct.

  • @laurihei
    @laurihei 2 роки тому +4

    This video delightfully fails to hide all the creative chaos around Cliff's house and mind

  • @karlbreitkopf6537
    @karlbreitkopf6537 2 роки тому +1

    It was strange seeing Cliff Stoll talk about something other than a Klein Bottle, Love how he managed to squeeze one into the video in the last minute.

  • @yaskynemma9220
    @yaskynemma9220 2 роки тому +13

    The more perturbing thing is that if you add all the roots of the cubic equation, you get 0 beans each cup

    • @vcprado
      @vcprado 2 роки тому +3

      And that is the truth, Nescafé is just dirt

    • @Gvozd111
      @Gvozd111 2 роки тому

      @@JustBecause7754 are they coming to you often? I think you might want to speak to a doctor about it

  • @SolinoOruki
    @SolinoOruki 2 роки тому +1

    This video and what the editor did just made my day

  • @Wildhorn666
    @Wildhorn666 2 роки тому +9

    Btw, I love Cliff because he has this mad scientist vibe :)

  • @mikew6644
    @mikew6644 2 роки тому +1

    The soundscape for this video was an absolute chef kiss 👌😂

  • @andytheaardvark1
    @andytheaardvark1 2 роки тому +3

    oh yea, it's morbean' time

  • @outside8312
    @outside8312 2 роки тому +2

    He kept a grudge all this time 😂