I became Br*tish and gambled all my money

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2022
  • Twitch - / charborg
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    Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
    I decided to rebuild a house from the ground up. That involved getting drunk every night and gambling until I made a million dollars. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p
    #gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights
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  • @italiannomario
    @italiannomario Рік тому +1730

    >Sees car
    >Proceeds to emit guttural and primitive noises to intimidate the car
    >Gets run over
    >Throw gloves on the ground
    >Leaves

  • @PatchworkRose567
    @PatchworkRose567 Рік тому +1155

    This feels like a ps1 style horror game that never actually turns spooky. Truly the authentic British experience.

    • @Shaqiliciouss
      @Shaqiliciouss Рік тому +2

      being br*tish is horrifying enough

    • @madbruv
      @madbruv Рік тому +30

      So like a normal ps1 game?

    • @deletedforever243
      @deletedforever243 Рік тому

      @@madbruv its look when you wake up too much fast

    • @hunter5467
      @hunter5467 Рік тому +18

      I'm British, and yeah, that's pretty much how it's like to live here. We do have ray tracing and slightly better graphics tho.

    • @deletedforever243
      @deletedforever243 Рік тому +3

      @@hunter5467 i live in brazil and all look nintendo 64 style but no lagging and no fps -1222

  • @LazyBuddyBan
    @LazyBuddyBan Рік тому +264

    16:50
    Whoah, this is got to be the first game to simulate creep mouth breathing on a glass.
    That's.... something?

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr Рік тому +15

      Also sweating.

  • @peperonypeperony7955
    @peperonypeperony7955 Рік тому +172

    charborg's the richest man in British existence, i can't believe he made 200 pounds which is like 10 billion USD or something

    • @gremlin23_youtube
      @gremlin23_youtube Рік тому +43

      actually over 90,000 dollars
      1 us dollar = 1 gram
      453 grams = 1 pound
      453x200=90,600

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated Рік тому +19

      @@gremlin23_youtube BRUH HE'S RICH FR

  • @mylesdonovan9068
    @mylesdonovan9068 Рік тому +1101

    Charborg’s foot shadow is the closest thing to a face reveal we’ve got.

    • @NoRizzMaker
      @NoRizzMaker Рік тому +136

      People with feet fetishes are losing their minds rn

    • @nocomment9532
      @nocomment9532 Рік тому

      Everyone knows he did it for the wikifeet clout; mysterious yet seductive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @cedthebear3664
      @cedthebear3664 Рік тому +65

      Oh I thought it was his head's shadow

    • @evilboy3521
      @evilboy3521 Рік тому +32

      @@cedthebear3664 You nearly made me piss my pants man.

    • @cedthebear3664
      @cedthebear3664 Рік тому +51

      @@evilboy3521 My pleasure! I mean.... Happy to help! No, wait

  • @Jayy0360
    @Jayy0360 Рік тому +777

    As a firm member of the Br*tish Empire I can confirm this is how we live our daily lives.

    • @accidiaet
      @accidiaet Рік тому +32

      A firm member

    • @ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks
      @ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks Рік тому

      @@accidiaet is what I gave ya nan last night

    • @HeadpriestPEPSI
      @HeadpriestPEPSI Рік тому +50

      bro censor the word br*tish, not everyone can read that stuff

    • @The_OwO_Shogun
      @The_OwO_Shogun Рік тому +8

      Don't ask about America's daily life. We promise we'll be ok. We hope.

    • @DARKthenoble
      @DARKthenoble Рік тому

      So Britain is a pile of unfinished buildings and jail shaped properties? And various pee related crimes.

  • @Meepus3
    @Meepus3 Рік тому +320

    As a non Br*tish I cannot confirm if this is the legitimate British experience

    • @frostbite3756
      @frostbite3756 Рік тому +9

      Br*tish

    • @booperscooper1491
      @booperscooper1491 Рік тому +8

      As a non Br█tish I can confirm this is the legitimate Br█tish experience because I'm always right

    • @businessmudkip4548
      @businessmudkip4548 Рік тому +12

      Please use Br*tish‼️ some of us are triggered by that word 😭😭😭😞😞😞😦😢

    • @booperscooper1491
      @booperscooper1491 Рік тому +3

      @@businessmudkip4548 Oh, my apologizes. Won't happen again

    • @mattmcintosh3939
      @mattmcintosh3939 Рік тому

      BRITISH! Be triggered lol

  • @borgar3822
    @borgar3822 Рік тому +179

    dont stop gambling, you're very close to your next big win!

    • @Blama_
      @Blama_ Рік тому +20

      If you give up now someone else will take it all!!!!

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger Рік тому +14

      You know what they always say, most gamblers quit right before their big win

    • @Gurtington
      @Gurtington Рік тому +1

      Yall are terrible lmfao

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr Рік тому +1

      *you've gone and busted, my good man*

  • @8bitSpartan141
    @8bitSpartan141 Рік тому +54

    I thought everyone knew that the most fundamental rule of Britain is to urinate on each other to establish a meerkat-esque hierarchy

  • @schizoid_banshee
    @schizoid_banshee Рік тому +596

    I'm so happy he censored the word br*tish, I wouldn't be able to handle such a horrendous and disgusting word
    Edit: I've accidentally attracted br*tish "people" to me, and I'm now screaming and crying and pissing and shidding

    • @bobafett2325
      @bobafett2325 Рік тому

      yeah! br*tish is so disgusting and horrendous

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock Рік тому +25

      british

    • @schizoid_banshee
      @schizoid_banshee Рік тому +108

      @@ARockyRock *NOOOOOOOO!!!*

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 Рік тому

      @@ARockyRock You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist You don't exist

    • @shoshywoshy5631
      @shoshywoshy5631 Рік тому +14

      br*tish* ftfy we cant have any ***** words around these parts who knows who could be watching

  • @Elle...
    @Elle... Рік тому +27

    I loved when he turned into a little gremlin and ran into oncoming traffic 10/10 accuracy

  • @mephilesfan
    @mephilesfan Рік тому +474

    as a br*tish creature (we are not people) i can confirm this is very accurate

    • @briantaylor2.023
      @briantaylor2.023 Рік тому +26

      I thought the "Bri'ish" didn't exist... damn, I guess you learn something new everyday!

    • @KyrusR
      @KyrusR Рік тому +35

      ​@@briantaylor2.023
      we actually don't exist
      not physically at least

    • @whodis2614
      @whodis2614 Рік тому +16

      @@KyrusR I knew I was forgetting something! I gotta go take my meds

    • @briantaylor2.023
      @briantaylor2.023 Рік тому +9

      @@KyrusR Oh shit, y’all have transcended the physical plane of existence 😱

    • @theshpee1214
      @theshpee1214 Рік тому +33

      @@briantaylor2.023 They didn't transcend the physical plane of existence, they just colonized the spiritual plane of existence

  • @Sucullentbutter
    @Sucullentbutter Рік тому +108

    "Fortunately i was born normal"
    Bro just roasted every british person in existence💀

  • @patek2385
    @patek2385 Рік тому +24

    Poor cat, terrified by a huge feet scaning the room.

  • @hmmurdockofids
    @hmmurdockofids Рік тому +47

    He could've shown the shadow of his head, proving a point once and for all. Instead, he showed feet.

  • @thedemonfoxofficial
    @thedemonfoxofficial Рік тому +47

    Im really happy to see more games “like” my summer car and as a person from Quebec i’m really happy somone made “mon bazou” but if feel like the game in this video is fairly well polished and very enjoyable 👌🏻

  • @nostalgiaguy3902
    @nostalgiaguy3902 Рік тому +46

    the fact that you censored "British" in the title takes on passive aggressive on a new level 😭

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce Рік тому

      Br*tish 'people' ain't real bro, they don't deserve full word recognition

  • @HobofromHoboken
    @HobofromHoboken Рік тому +61

    I'm not British, but I can confirm this is how they all live.

    • @frostbite3756
      @frostbite3756 Рік тому +7

      Br*tish

    • @iamatim6039
      @iamatim6039 Рік тому +2

      I am British and can confirm this is how we all live

    • @HobofromHoboken
      @HobofromHoboken Рік тому +9

      @@frostbite3756 I don't censor my slurs.

    • @Goozero1
      @Goozero1 Рік тому

      I am not a POUK (Person of United Kingdom) but I can neither deny nor confirm any claims towards the citizens of the crown empire

    • @MattlikestrainsOfficial
      @MattlikestrainsOfficial Рік тому

      BRI⬜ISH

  • @Just.Seraph
    @Just.Seraph Рік тому +11

    “Unfortunately I was born normal”💀

  • @dogg6628
    @dogg6628 Рік тому +18

    the first My Summer Car inspired game that is actually good

  • @lordlokhi6398
    @lordlokhi6398 Рік тому +12

    When he showed his foot for a second I thought he was missing a toe....

  • @Gamer-kg4ec
    @Gamer-kg4ec Рік тому +12

    Dude, I’m 5 seconds in and hearing Charborg say I was born “normal” I know this is gonna be something else

  • @Dr_B0nes
    @Dr_B0nes Рік тому +6

    my notification for this cut off the last 5 letters of gambled so I thought it was gonna say "I became British and gay"

  • @Hugo_Golden
    @Hugo_Golden Рік тому +11

    As someone who exits in this realm we call Britain I can affirm that this video is 100% true and real, as a pg version,-minus the shanking, stabbings, collateral damage, unhelpful people and blood stains…
    Oh, plus where are my baked beans and crumpets

  • @PhoenixFires
    @PhoenixFires Рік тому +6

    "Stop pissing everywhere" that's the most British thing ever.

  • @jamessawyer9816
    @jamessawyer9816 Рік тому +5

    9:00 accurate British night out

  • @gravynavy516
    @gravynavy516 Рік тому +8

    I can honestly imagine someone in Britain going up to the job center and pissing all over the door

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder Рік тому +41

    some days i want to end it all and sleep forever, but then i'd miss the next CHRBRG video and i'd never figure out how to pronounce his name

  • @mrsnem8020
    @mrsnem8020 Рік тому +14

    Normal day British citizens after Queen's death.

  • @Graknorke
    @Graknorke Рік тому +7

    stealing an unhoused man's meager furniture to sell for a pittance? Thatcher would be proud

  • @MadotsukiGaming
    @MadotsukiGaming Рік тому +8

    3 hours into a day and is already tired, so relatable

  • @jakepaol867
    @jakepaol867 Рік тому +9

    Can't believe charborg showed us his authentic furry suit bless 🙏

  • @FaultyWires
    @FaultyWires Рік тому +4

    Mostly accurate, par for the size of the house. You Americans forget we live in cardboard boxes to make up for the lack of land our island is missing.

  • @Jose.G_
    @Jose.G_ Рік тому +13

    i think ill Just install Twitch to watch ur streams, i always cry of laughter watching ur videos

  • @n00body51
    @n00body51 Рік тому +22

    I loved this stream more than other charborg streams. hopefully he plays more of this game

  • @phonekumi
    @phonekumi Рік тому +12

    Truly a amazing experience

  • @DanteTorn
    @DanteTorn Рік тому +1

    It's really funny hearing Charborg talk about stuff like it's the USA, mentioning things like getting mauled by a bear when England doesn't have any bears or other fauna that would really pose anyone a threat.

  • @bagman123ABC
    @bagman123ABC Рік тому +48

    i'm so so sorry you had to become one of us charborg i really am

    • @kingding9542
      @kingding9542 Рік тому +1

      One day Britain will take over new Jersey

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... Рік тому +5

      Who’s “charborg?” This is a video from CHRBRG

    • @bagman123ABC
      @bagman123ABC Рік тому +9

      @@Elle... my bad since our queen died us british "people" have been slowly shutting down

    • @TheTyke
      @TheTyke Рік тому +1

      @@bagman123ABC British people are the greatest, as are the Irish. Always will be, always have been. Don't downplay your heritage.

  • @pixleplays305
    @pixleplays305 Рік тому +2

    that lucky streak of hime getting the jackpot assisted by chat was legendary, then chat said: "oh."

  • @suspiciousmcky4286
    @suspiciousmcky4286 Рік тому +1

    1:54 literally that one scene from smiling friends

  • @Catwithaknife69
    @Catwithaknife69 Рік тому +24

    Was scrolling through UA-cam, bored, when I found this gem of a channel. It's made me laugh so hard everytime I watched some videos from you, thank you for existing Charborg

  • @dub3r5
    @dub3r5 Рік тому +7

    I never really comment but you play the most interesting games and have the most interactive chat I’ve ever seen

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... Рік тому +1

      True lmao I rewatch all his streams in between posts and the videos truly don’t show the full extent of chat’s hivemind ngl
      Also I just got this game and I would seriously recommend it, I honestly wish he would’ve played it more bc it’s really interesting. It’s basically house flipper but you actually have to do everything.

  • @brandonhohn245
    @brandonhohn245 Рік тому +3

    "... But luckily I was born normal."

  • @masonlittle2089
    @masonlittle2089 Рік тому +3

    this game has lots more content cant wait to maybe see the house some what attempted at being half build lol

  • @sylviebird
    @sylviebird Рік тому +7

    We need more Pooky content.

  • @boodle399
    @boodle399 Рік тому +4

    Why is he playing in pitch darkness?

  • @incendas
    @incendas Рік тому +2

    I saw "Giz a job Maggie" and checked when the game is set
    1980s, with Thatcher, so yep

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 2 місяці тому

    Been watching so much Charborg that I had a dream about living in a world not too dissimilar to The Sims and he commentated over it

  • @Neekogami
    @Neekogami Рік тому +1

    This is the best random channel I found in a long time

  • @zambonibob2026
    @zambonibob2026 Рік тому +5

    This was a fun stream, hope pooky is doing better.

  • @og_epicsimulator
    @og_epicsimulator Рік тому +2

    Loving the ska music in that intro sequence. Pinnacle of Britain.

  • @fawkespryde9183
    @fawkespryde9183 Рік тому +2

    I love howCharborg said he shouldn't have showed his foot on stream but he didn't do anything about it before he got to youtube. In fact he clipped it, edited it and put it in the video.. twice.

  • @thedukeofdorks6001
    @thedukeofdorks6001 Рік тому +4

    If this game taught me anything its when in British always watch your back, for you may be pissed upon.

  • @The_OwO_Shogun
    @The_OwO_Shogun Рік тому +7

    Took him like 7.65 minutes to find some dude and pee on him.
    Finally some competition.

  • @onepennymike
    @onepennymike Рік тому +1

    15:11 out here using them Stardew Valley pick up sound effects, you ain't slick.

  • @BigGuyGoon
    @BigGuyGoon Рік тому

    Man I really want to see more of this game

  • @fictionalcharacterK47R
    @fictionalcharacterK47R Рік тому

    Pretty accurate

  • @lunchladylinda2101
    @lunchladylinda2101 5 місяців тому

    FINALLY!! love to see the motherland portrayed so acturately

  • @matthewcollins9741
    @matthewcollins9741 Рік тому +1

    Welp, thank you for helping me discover this game, guv!

  • @celluloid-kali
    @celluloid-kali Рік тому +3

    This was very accurate, it's not a game. I call this a tuesday.

  • @GAnimeRO
    @GAnimeRO 7 місяців тому

    22:02 that "oh!" lmao

  • @thefallcor1
    @thefallcor1 Рік тому +8

    I to was born normal. but I've always wanted to see how our primitive ancestors live. thank you for showing us how it is over there.

  • @mistakenmass7298
    @mistakenmass7298 Рік тому +2

    Finally, the live foot cam is back!

  • @bushboytunes
    @bushboytunes Рік тому

    Love that your playing this game.

  • @SoraTheKobold
    @SoraTheKobold Рік тому +2

    1:50 This was like that part in Smiling Friends where Charlie punches Jeremy in the stomach

  • @00Discourse00
    @00Discourse00 Рік тому +1

    In a decade, kids won't know what a Britain is. I envy them.

  • @markjrcolin1210
    @markjrcolin1210 9 місяців тому

    It’s like house flipper, but even more accurate

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 Рік тому +6

    As a Br*tish "person" I can confirm that we play Postal IRL all the time.

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce Рік тому +1

      You mean "Postal 2" right?
      ..... Right?

    • @TheTyke
      @TheTyke Рік тому +1

      British people are the greatest, as are the Irish. Always will be, always have been. Don't downplay your heritage.

  • @yiaro222
    @yiaro222 Рік тому

    YESSS CHARBORG VID

  • @jimbob4447
    @jimbob4447 Рік тому +8

    As a resident of the Islamic caliphate of Londinistan this is very accurate.

  • @BurritoMagnifico
    @BurritoMagnifico Рік тому +3

    Watching him on that fruit machine was almost painful xD

  • @aydenlokey3641
    @aydenlokey3641 Рік тому +3

    alternate title: chat gives professional gambling advice

  • @Green--Man
    @Green--Man Рік тому +5

    >becomes British
    >does British things
    >refuses to elaborate

  • @carlevans4419
    @carlevans4419 Рік тому +1

    Nice crispy grippers

  • @beau9334
    @beau9334 Рік тому

    I’m enjoying the recent inclusion of runescape music to charbos videos

  • @eddiehenshaw1025
    @eddiehenshaw1025 Рік тому +1

    London is looking much better since i last went there!

  • @codfishbricker
    @codfishbricker Рік тому +9

    Stealing and selling all of a homeless person's possessions is on par with the ethics of most landlords tbh

  • @CRoffey
    @CRoffey 5 місяців тому

    Charborg you have the british seal of approval

  • @briantaylor2.023
    @briantaylor2.023 Рік тому

    I loved this stream xD

  • @guyonline1
    @guyonline1 Рік тому +3

    Thank god you were born normal

  • @Baionno
    @Baionno 11 місяців тому +1

    I was born “normal” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Chodey510
    @Chodey510 Рік тому

    tamto steals peeble playground, charburger steals landlord super
    balance has been achieved

  • @billybananas1336
    @billybananas1336 Рік тому

    love your vids

  • @sabastionloran8365
    @sabastionloran8365 Рік тому +1

    I want to see more of this game

  • @dead_sponge
    @dead_sponge Рік тому +2

    Alternate name: British Person tries to live a normal life

  • @kirosun
    @kirosun Рік тому

    You are so good at shadow puppets, that actually looked like a real foot, good thing it wasnt tho... phew.

  • @B1tchyW1tchy
    @B1tchyW1tchy Рік тому

    This was like an episode of Eastenders 10/10

  • @Subjectivius
    @Subjectivius Рік тому +1

    1:52 insurance fraud

  • @briantaylor2.023
    @briantaylor2.023 Рік тому

    5:46 hu-hu-hu WOO WOO

  • @mathias6542
    @mathias6542 Рік тому

    that was the quickest 24 minutes of my life

  • @CreamAle
    @CreamAle Рік тому +1

    the British "my summer car"

  • @destinationunknown8645
    @destinationunknown8645 Рік тому +1

    cant help but notice the machine never put out a 2, 4 or 8 lmao

  • @Foolt24
    @Foolt24 Рік тому +3

    He feeds Pooky exclusively foot cheese

  • @timbomb374
    @timbomb374 Рік тому +1

    1:58 "what do you mean? I'm not tailgating"

  • @arbitraryconfusion
    @arbitraryconfusion Рік тому +2

    This video inspired me to take my first shower of the week.

  • @soontobechannel743
    @soontobechannel743 Рік тому +6

    The United Kingdom and America are probably two of the ten places I know with the most unhinged people to ever walk on this planet.

    • @thesigmamale2134
      @thesigmamale2134 Рік тому +10

      If that really is the case I suggest you look a bit harder.

    • @twiggy1253
      @twiggy1253 Рік тому +5

      You must not be great at geography if these are the countries you think have the craziest people.

  • @depresseywolf3860
    @depresseywolf3860 Рік тому

    "Unfortunately I was born normal"
    How dare you say insult the British so truthfully

  • @tuppens2007
    @tuppens2007 Рік тому

    Even though this is a video game and the in game currency means absolutely nothing, I celebrated like mad when he won the jackpot haha!

  • @PythonWar
    @PythonWar Рік тому

    The “Woo!” gives me flashbacks to Tomato’s stream

  • @ninja_boi
    @ninja_boi Рік тому +4

    As a former British colony can confirm this was life under the british empire