The weak should fear the strong

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  • Опубліковано 29 тра 2021
  • Welcome to my solo survival pvp troll montage.
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  • @StimpeeYT
    @StimpeeYT  3 роки тому +3771

    fight to the det

  • @davidcummins9903
    @davidcummins9903 3 роки тому +3334

    “Kill me Robert!” 😂😂”I don’t care about your biceps Robert” 😂😂

  • @MaximoCumulus
    @MaximoCumulus 3 роки тому +3764

    "I'm straight, I'm not gay"
    "I'm his new boyfriend"
    Stimpee strikes again.

    • @earlemhrode1904
      @earlemhrode1904 3 роки тому +154

      he can't keep getting away with it!

    • @Godzsake
      @Godzsake 3 роки тому +33

      Guess im not his boyfriend anymore.

    • @Baoaa123
      @Baoaa123 3 роки тому +13

      Wtf why Stimpee cheating on me

    • @seebs_keeps_talking
      @seebs_keeps_talking 3 роки тому +5

      sexuality is so poggers hahaha and what a vibe.

    • @nekomaid_chan4560
      @nekomaid_chan4560 3 роки тому +1

      Dam might turn gay for the new james charles

  • @travis8469
    @travis8469 3 роки тому +754

    "Fell for the oldest trick in the scroll" LOL

    • @Osprey1994
      @Osprey1994 2 роки тому +16

      I feel like this was a gem that slipped by a lot of people.

    • @jojak0512
      @jojak0512 2 роки тому +5

      idk why that's so funny

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 роки тому +8

      @@jojak0512 because scrolls are older than books.

  • @leagueplanet5409
    @leagueplanet5409 3 роки тому +2585

    Imagine how many kids out there have trust issues because of Stimpee

    • @StimpeeYT
      @StimpeeYT  3 роки тому +1577

      Not nearly enough, I still have so much work left to do

    • @yuritrasimaco5201
      @yuritrasimaco5201 3 роки тому +120

      Even Anakin wasnt that mean with kids

    • @mice6545
      @mice6545 3 роки тому +35

      weird thing is how he keeps meeting them, like are they coming out of rocks or something

    • @leagueplanet5409
      @leagueplanet5409 3 роки тому +44

      @@StimpeeYT That's the spirit

    • @indigo3032
      @indigo3032 3 роки тому +3

      @@mice6545 I could have said something about this but it would have seen very incriminating. So I might say it anyways

  • @RhinoTV
    @RhinoTV 3 роки тому +1797

    Nothing boosts my mood more then seeing a Stimpee Rust video

    • @cuze.e
      @cuze.e 3 роки тому +7

      Nothing boosts my mood more than just seeing a stimpee video

    • @2DEKAY
      @2DEKAY 3 роки тому +5

      For real your comment is so true

    • @onehitwonder420
      @onehitwonder420 3 роки тому +5

      A stimpee DayZ video.

    • @tyrannosaurz7663
      @tyrannosaurz7663 3 роки тому +2

      True. True. I love it

    • @orion9296
      @orion9296 3 роки тому +1

      For real!!!

  • @kanerive2279
    @kanerive2279 3 роки тому +2153

    I love how downed people on rust spewing words out makes up 80% of stimpee’s content.

    • @liammeharry
      @liammeharry 3 роки тому +25

      Heeyyyy. Friendly friendly

    • @angrygardengnome8383
      @angrygardengnome8383 3 роки тому +5

      It keeps us coming back time and again

    • @joshstanton267
      @joshstanton267 3 роки тому +5

      And serious 🏹 domeage. I get so many endorphins from watching him carve up noobs with a bow 🤣❤️🤙

    • @s1rangecat806
      @s1rangecat806 2 роки тому

      fight to the ded

    • @thelitmango6333
      @thelitmango6333 2 роки тому

      @@joshstanton267 when you play the game for years, the bow becomes an extension of ya own arm

  • @BoomBoomLou
    @BoomBoomLou 3 роки тому +395

    The guy singing "HeYloW" theme was best.

  • @Dougarawrus
    @Dougarawrus 3 роки тому +1098

    How to reverse someone being toxic “I take it back you’re not fat” 😂

    • @takeityezzy
      @takeityezzy 3 роки тому +51

      Show me your biceps and triceps .

    • @Skankhunt-ic2km
      @Skankhunt-ic2km 3 роки тому +22

      @@takeityezzy he’s my boyfriend

    • @aiden2358
      @aiden2358 3 роки тому +8

      @@Skankhunt-ic2km our* boyfriend

    • @Icetubexd
      @Icetubexd 3 роки тому +7

      That guy was kinda cool ngl

  • @LastKnife123
    @LastKnife123 3 роки тому +326

    8:22 When they had enough of Stimpee killing them and started summoning master chief to whoop his ass

  • @ponyglee
    @ponyglee 3 роки тому +148

    The bit where he just takes a room in that guy’s base is an instant classic

  • @SquishEESpark
    @SquishEESpark 3 роки тому +665

    Man these graphics they're so good, wow! I love them so much! These graphics make me so happy man, doesn't even feel like Rust anymore, feels like Triple A game!

    • @AWormsPurpose
      @AWormsPurpose 3 роки тому +43

      Your not suppose to tell devs they’re doing a good job
      >:(

    • @Faded______
      @Faded______ 3 роки тому +41

      Man wow these graphics man, omg man so good, it looks just like real life man, Hey man what do you think about these new Rust graphics? They're amazing right man?

    • @dontmessageme9127
      @dontmessageme9127 3 роки тому +26

      They look bad man, I hate them so much! These graphic make me so angry man, feels like shitty rust, still feels like shitty indie game!

    • @XXX-ez1od
      @XXX-ez1od 3 роки тому

      😁😁

    • @kingping3933
      @kingping3933 2 роки тому

      😁😁😁

  • @MrVeXMonkey
    @MrVeXMonkey 3 роки тому +157

    8:23 when the boys all get on Rust.

  • @myyamaharips6360
    @myyamaharips6360 3 роки тому +31

    the guy in the bear lol

  • @lukezeiolf6977
    @lukezeiolf6977 3 роки тому +225

    I’m glad stimpee is proud of his calves. Mad respect

    • @utrak
      @utrak 3 роки тому +3

      yes he's a proud farmer

    • @skrimper
      @skrimper 3 роки тому +1

      It's all about the calves and forearms

  • @ItsKod
    @ItsKod 3 роки тому +297

    "Fight to the Det"
    (Seconds later)
    "Im back from the det"

  • @fatkidwithfudge
    @fatkidwithfudge 3 роки тому +30

    5:34 the whole slow realization to him trying to murder you. Beautiful.

  • @GipGap
    @GipGap 3 роки тому +36

    2:42 that cut is perfect.

  • @happytimeharry363
    @happytimeharry363 3 роки тому +59

    "Why did you kill me in a game where that is the objective?" HA! I love you Stimpee!

  • @olliek2107
    @olliek2107 3 роки тому +311

    MORE FISHING VIDEOS OR SOME WIGS ARE GOING TO BE SPLIT

    • @Gnomie445
      @Gnomie445 3 роки тому +8

      WIG _SPLITTAH_

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy 3 роки тому +9

      WE'RE GONNA SPLATTER EM' RIGHT AIDEN?

    • @jochem3634
      @jochem3634 3 роки тому +4

      @@Corzappy yo do you have a link from that splatter him aiden meme? i tried searching but all i find is stimpees videos

    • @kobenkoben7261
      @kobenkoben7261 3 роки тому +1

      split the beans

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy 3 роки тому +3

      ​It's from a post on r/fightp*rn called
      "Some local Eshay Junkies vs Buff Tasmanian Police Officer"
      about 25 seconds in.

  • @MartinTraXAA
    @MartinTraXAA 3 роки тому +94

    Remember: If you're being approached by an armed Stimpee, singing the Halo song might temporarily soothe his bloodlust!

  • @teafuse583
    @teafuse583 3 роки тому +84

    8:20 that shit straight up gave me goosebumbs.

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 3 роки тому +1

      What an incredibly foreign hello

    • @NeuronActivation
      @NeuronActivation 3 роки тому +1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one, that shit was glorious

    • @Fenrisdog999
      @Fenrisdog999 3 місяці тому

      Gay

  • @killermike9037
    @killermike9037 3 роки тому +51

    That halo theme at the end fits perfect with rust. ;)

  • @simonfinch9277
    @simonfinch9277 3 роки тому +13

    Love how the guy that recognized stimpee went from mad to simp in seconds.

  • @infinitepotential854
    @infinitepotential854 3 роки тому +13

    "Mom look, I won the game!" That shit was comedy. Thank you

    • @grahamjones6774
      @grahamjones6774 2 роки тому

      I had to go back to it🤣mum come in here I won the game😂😂😂

  • @dpellican8053
    @dpellican8053 3 роки тому +18

    "Do you work out?"
    "Yeah..of course, I do fat pumps for my tri's"

  • @Camomo_10
    @Camomo_10 3 роки тому +101

    Haha I love your thumbnails Stimpee. By far the best

  • @THEBEAST031299
    @THEBEAST031299 3 роки тому +11

    “The oldest trick in the scroll” had me rolling

  • @Gestr91
    @Gestr91 3 роки тому +9

    The best line: "You fell for the oldest trick in the scroll" lol

  • @c3jzi942
    @c3jzi942 3 роки тому +10

    when i grow up and there will not be any rust vids from stimpee anymore i will remember these times and a tear will run down my cheeks

  • @fragsauce3726
    @fragsauce3726 3 роки тому +45

    Father Stimpee has uploaded, i shall now watch in aw as father murders countless savages.

  • @QcCuber4
    @QcCuber4 3 роки тому +11

    Never thought I'd hear the King talking to his queens above 18 on this channel

  • @brqdva4095
    @brqdva4095 3 роки тому +11

    All the other UA-camrs showing off there epic battles and then there’s stimpee who is the only one who captures the true rust

  • @hamjaro2920
    @hamjaro2920 2 роки тому +3

    I love so much that Stimpee's "Ruoh raggy," crescendo's to the energy of "DOMED HIM!"

  • @bujolg4196
    @bujolg4196 3 роки тому +12

    6:20 i felt this on a personal level

  • @gtafanatic1
    @gtafanatic1 2 роки тому +3

    2:04 from the tone of his voice I was thinking even HE started finding stimpee's shenanigans funny

  • @suaybzengin9251
    @suaybzengin9251 3 роки тому +7

    these videos have always made me laugh and feel happy whatever mood I am in, they’re like my bed time stories, always fall asleep on one of your videos. From a person who watches UA-cam everyday, stimpee is by far my favourite UA-camr, his laugh is so contagious 😂

  • @mrfox210
    @mrfox210 2 роки тому +1

    "I will come back and I will keeel youuu! HISSS" LMFAOOO

  • @cliffordcox9393
    @cliffordcox9393 Рік тому +2

    This man not caring about your biceps will forever be a legend

  • @abraxis7292
    @abraxis7292 3 роки тому +6

    Stimpee flexing about his muscles is the new "how bout these new graphics, man?"

  • @cryptomnesiac
    @cryptomnesiac 3 роки тому +24

    Stimpee, your vids always make me feel better during hard times. Thanks for that.

  • @phoenixthehobbyist6071
    @phoenixthehobbyist6071 Рік тому +1

    I love that kiwi guy. “Nah bro we’re gonna raid him and all don’t stress bro.”

    • @noseydaveman9940
      @noseydaveman9940 Рік тому

      That guy was South African

    • @phoenixthehobbyist6071
      @phoenixthehobbyist6071 Рік тому +1

      @@noseydaveman9940 gotta disagree with you bro. That was definitely a kiwi.if you’ve ever heard one of the more Māori-blooded ones they sound exactly like that.

  • @NyxInfernal
    @NyxInfernal 2 роки тому +3

    I enjoy every video, but every few months or so you upload one that has me hysterical with laughter. The "good morning my queen, I love you!" got me good. Quality content right there.

  • @user-ye6dp4mu1k
    @user-ye6dp4mu1k 2 роки тому +3

    I keep coming back to this video every day, the intro is just too good.

  • @deathboyinc
    @deathboyinc 3 роки тому +4

    Such a great vid stimpee. Felt like you was really having fun with this one lmao love it

  • @CAKESLAPPA
    @CAKESLAPPA 2 роки тому +1

    That ending is quite possibly the most quintessential distilled rust experience.

  • @LordLucky
    @LordLucky 3 роки тому +9

    I wish stimpee was my landlord

  • @SairAerwyn
    @SairAerwyn 3 роки тому +4

    Dude! One of the best rust episodes, great job.

  • @layzurbeam8263
    @layzurbeam8263 3 роки тому +5

    I swear, anytime Stimpee laughs, an angel is born

  • @theancientsam
    @theancientsam Рік тому +1

    That comrade turned traitor quick

  • @mr.goochthethird1222
    @mr.goochthethird1222 3 роки тому +1

    5:03. Me when I watch ur vids before work

  • @louzynerd129
    @louzynerd129 3 роки тому +26

    So Stimpee
    how do you like those new rust graphics?

  • @potato_aimxdd
    @potato_aimxdd 3 роки тому +4

    Papa stimpee thank you for the great and amazing videos ❤

  • @joedirt4579
    @joedirt4579 3 роки тому +1

    That was the most beautiful opening scene in cinematic history

  • @ryankhino1
    @ryankhino1 2 роки тому +1

    you need this content back, geeing up serious clueless players is fkn quality. love it brother

  • @ar-cn5en
    @ar-cn5en 3 роки тому +12

    love to hear a south african voice XD

  • @Microxxd
    @Microxxd 3 роки тому +4

    Ah yes the time has come finally an upload

  • @Kingsley-qk6hz
    @Kingsley-qk6hz 2 роки тому

    Watchin old Vids n Still laughin U Da Goat FR 😭😭

  • @psylocide7672
    @psylocide7672 3 роки тому +1

    The mom bit needs expanded upon, it’s so good

  • @cr4ckgggaming235
    @cr4ckgggaming235 3 роки тому +7

    sheeeeesh daddy got a new vid, dis made my day

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 3 роки тому +3

    Everyone saying "ROBERT" is giving me flashback to the kid from that last video.

  • @MoreAvier
    @MoreAvier 3 роки тому +2

    i love you stimp ive been watching for 4-5 years now keep up the content

  • @elin5771
    @elin5771 3 роки тому +2

    The end had me rethinking life for a moment 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

  • @corksucker
    @corksucker 3 роки тому +12

    Yo when we getting the “Bro” remix?

  • @Kochablusta
    @Kochablusta 3 роки тому +4

    oh the meme man

  • @duzinbbs4784
    @duzinbbs4784 2 роки тому

    omg..that effect in the ending...it feels so good to listen....feels like asmr lol

  • @justinhaynes6053
    @justinhaynes6053 3 роки тому

    Daaaaaaamn, stimpee keeps 'em high and tight... Dropping that king sound byte

  • @alecbaker13
    @alecbaker13 2 роки тому +3

    Back when the new wave of Rust players came (including myself) before everyone became tryhards again lol. It used to be so fun

  • @euphoric5577
    @euphoric5577 3 роки тому +11

    Shout out to my fellow south african who's roof was being camped

  • @smort1354
    @smort1354 3 роки тому

    "Oh sh*t i need to change that, i uuh (door locks), oh no..." this cracked me up, such a legit reaction haha

  • @drpuggles6218
    @drpuggles6218 3 роки тому +1

    Nothing boosts my mood more than seeing a Stimpee Rust Video

  • @durkey01
    @durkey01 3 роки тому +3

    have you guys seen the new rust graphics?

  • @retro5945
    @retro5945 3 роки тому

    itts always a great day when you wake up to a Stimpee video. "Oh good morning my beautiful queen, I love you" Best part for sure

  • @sam-8615
    @sam-8615 3 роки тому

    Bro I cant stop replaying the beginning of this video and laughing my ass off 😂😂😂Stimpee how do you find these people Jesus 🤣😂

  • @Kneorlan
    @Kneorlan 3 роки тому +1

    lmao this incorporation of them singing into end credits is great, wish your whole video was this excellent, but it only was very good.

  • @MicrophoneMichael
    @MicrophoneMichael Рік тому

    Classic Stimpee, I love chillin back in time.

  • @hwatsitooyah869
    @hwatsitooyah869 3 роки тому

    "rents due" holy shit comedy gold. and the profile picture next to robert i was dyin'

  • @nickos9393
    @nickos9393 3 роки тому +2

    "oldest trick in the scroll" xD had me ded

  • @Vesdus
    @Vesdus 3 роки тому +1

    "Rent's due."
    KEK

  • @mitchellmetcalfe5796
    @mitchellmetcalfe5796 3 роки тому

    Mate, this is absolute comedic gold

  • @Unseen_Hejcior
    @Unseen_Hejcior Рік тому

    "Rent's due" killed me...

  • @RSxMVxSN
    @RSxMVxSN 3 роки тому +1

    Stimpee rust videos make my day 1000% better.

  • @Name-xs3bd
    @Name-xs3bd 3 роки тому

    2:00 the way he says Robbertttt every time makes me crack a smile

  • @surpriseraisin5892
    @surpriseraisin5892 3 роки тому +1

    I deeply appreciate your editing

  • @aidanlangan4720
    @aidanlangan4720 3 роки тому

    The oldest trick in the scroll part got me good 🤣

  • @saberxzero
    @saberxzero 2 роки тому +1

    5:03 Oh hell yeeeaaaaaaa stimpee is a Mommy!!!!

  • @smud9673
    @smud9673 Рік тому +1

    You know the video is good when the most replayed is the beginning

  • @LHitmaN47
    @LHitmaN47 3 роки тому

    The "BRO Spree" is marvelous!

  • @mintyfone
    @mintyfone 3 роки тому +1

    Finally I got the stimpee/ymh collab I always wanted. “Good morning my queen”😂

  • @user-qw6nl7yd6d
    @user-qw6nl7yd6d 3 роки тому

    Stympee literally has been hypnotised by that HALO. He just automatically headed to the source of signal right after it started! I think, at that moment, somewhere deep within him, a little master woke up.
    Within each of us...

  • @spork8721
    @spork8721 3 роки тому +1

    "Im your new roomate" lmfao

  • @DARKH0BBIT
    @DARKH0BBIT 3 роки тому

    when you said sike, then rents due. i died 😆😂🤣

  • @jordancadiz6095
    @jordancadiz6095 2 роки тому

    I love how he had the guy begging for death

  • @UpsurgeAirsoft
    @UpsurgeAirsoft 3 роки тому

    Stimpee your laugh is so contagious

  • @elijah5251
    @elijah5251 2 роки тому +1

    This video reminds me of old rust so much for some reason it just looks like everyone is primitive having fun ;D

  • @mohamedrefaei5035
    @mohamedrefaei5035 3 роки тому +1

    The ending is probably the best thing i've ever seen happen in Rust

  • @hextech4077
    @hextech4077 3 роки тому +2

    The oldest trick in the scroll is the funniest shit ever XD

  • @1986f250diesel
    @1986f250diesel 3 роки тому

    YMH The King "Queens aboves 18"Reference . Keep it high n tight. Gotta follow proto.

  • @GarmtheNoise
    @GarmtheNoise 3 роки тому

    that Halo ending MASTA PIECE

  • @moonknight2974
    @moonknight2974 Рік тому

    Stimpee my Guy u should make a compilation video of every betrayal lmao