David Walker dude, you high key annoying af. It's like you know what he's tryna say but decide to be a smartass. Lean is basically liquidized cocaine , not a beverage. Lean is what you put inside a beverage to get you high and shit.
People who are funny (like myself) lose the desire of laughing at their own jokes after a time, we all have that friend who is funny as hell and still dont laugh much...and sometimes laughs at something that no one think its funny.
"Some people are just not real. And we know they know, but we gotta act like we don't know that they know that we know. But at the end of the day, they know that we know that they know that we know. And they pretend that they don't know."
Lobsters are growing, but they aren't aging. Ideally, they could be immortal, but at some point lobster is like "too big for his shelter" and couldn't shed it properly, like it's doing its whole life, and eventually die of some disease
+TheAndrewj96 I'd chop my own dick off and force my parents to eat it for a few different people to be on here. Black Hippy (altogether or seperate) Chance the Rapper Childish Gambino Daniel Tosh Eric Andre (I'll probably update this when more people come to mind)
Danny Brown and his are really the only funny ones lmao Bill Nye underrated...He the reason these kids know how to proportion they lean in their beverage
Vince is half right. Lobsters never stop growing, they don't do decline. Til the end, they are boosting their mass and therefore their boss status. But eventually during one of their molting sessions they run out of energy and just give out. It can be a good 50 or 60 years before that happens though, a good run for a critter like that.
Eli Katz not what he meant. What he meant is that lobsters have biological immortality, meaning they can't die of natural causes. So it can only die by external factors like diseases or being killed by other animals.
Here are some of My *favorite* Vince Staples quotes from this video: On Sobriety - _"My boy DMX hit the Pookie and went platinum"_ On The Amish - _"I'm not puttin' on that stupid ass hat"_ On KFC - _"KFC is overrated, fuck the colonel"_ On Bill Nye - _"Bill Nye is the reason all these kids know how to put proportionally lean in their beverage, he taught us these algorithms"_ On Lobsters - _"You think I'm fuckin' around don't you? Look at my face...don't it look like someone who does know what they are talking about right now?"_ On Oprah - _"Oprah underrated man, because people forget she got that trash ass broadcast network"_ On Tom Cruise - _"Tom Cruise is underrated (why?) Cause the mission was impossible...and he pulled it off...3 times"_ On Keeping it real - _"But at the end of the day they know that we know that they know that we know...and they pretend that they don't know"_ On Cyberbullying - _"Bullying fat people man... fat people are lovely, one of my grandmas is fat...love her to death...so if you bullying fat people on the internet you bullying my grandma, I'mma fuck you up"_ On PETA - _"What if all the rhinos just killed all the white or black people, we'd be mad as fuck, right?"_ On Pet Ownership - _"If you put a pitbull in a two-story with a little dog elevator or something nice like that, it'll never touch your child"_
He talking bout it can't die without it being killed like you gotta kill that thing for it to die it can't die from old age or lobster cancer or no shit like that
Lobsters are underrated, They don't die, you have to kill a lobster for it to die, you think I'm fuckin around don't you, look at my face, *ultra closeup* do i look like someone who doesnt know what they talkin about right now I DIED!!!
Dude is one of them naturally funny people.
Needs to do standup or something. He always has something clever to say back.
That’s the best kind of funny
AyoPharaoh ok roblox player
@@liljaee bro you said you’re funny without trying and this dude just gave you a test and you completely folded
OMG I LOVE THIS 😭
He always seems to be 3 seconds away from asking "Can I go now?"
Dom's Sketch Cast you seriously on every single video gahdamn
Go away....
Go away..
Dom's Sketch Cast ADHD man. always on the go
+darrel solomon You're smart You're loyal I appreciate you
"Tom Cruise is underrated"
"Why?"
"Because the mission was impossible and he pulled it off"
Vince just broke the universe son
3 times lmao
"is he dead?"
Solid bars.
foxking39 Binary Star my niggggga
foxking39 the best part of that is that you can tell he just came up with a genius joke off the top of his head
I mean... he did pull it off... multiple times 😂
"Bill Nye the reason these kids know how to proportion the lean in their beverages."
fr
LMAO
lean is the beverage 🤦 codeine syrup w/ promethazine mixed with soda and 🍬 is lean
David Walker dude, you high key annoying af. It's like you know what he's tryna say but decide to be a smartass. Lean is basically liquidized cocaine , not a beverage. Lean is what you put inside a beverage to get you high and shit.
Is he dead?
This dude vince...always giving himself a thorough thigh massage in interviews
X_____X
lmaoooo tru
Will Tenenbaum lmao so fucking true
I'm deaddddddddd I never noticed that
Hahahahaha
"my boy DMX, hit the pookie and went platinum"
+S.W.A.T. i've seen new jack city and still don't get it
+Richelle Moriarty Chris Rock played a crackhead named Pookie. So people call crack pookie.
that shit was funny!
thats when I knew I had to like the video
Nick Aguilar
What!? I didnt get it..
I dead ass would've loved if this video went on for a hour.
it probably does. imagine how many they cut from the video.
@@alulim7 I'd still watch it
an*
how does he say all this with a straight face
People who are funny (like myself) lose the desire of laughing at their own jokes after a time, we all have that friend who is funny as hell and still dont laugh much...and sometimes laughs at something that no one think its funny.
+Ludovico Augustin di León like a sad clown
Jezebelle Mossong XO’TWOD
PIRES, Gabriel if u so funny tell me a joke then
Vince should is the epitome of dry humor
"feed my nigga kibbles and bits, slap him with a news paper. he gonna go rogue one day man." LMAOO fucking Vince bruh
perfect examples
Rogue One
THEODSTKING117 when he said the lobster thing I lost it
I was reading this as he said it shits funny asf
"You got a tumblr? Look up fancy dog houses" lmfaoooo that shit always gets me
Woah, funny seeing you here! You a fan of Vince Staples?
Fuck u Nathan
MrAdenProductions :(
Petunia Paul yeah he one of my favorite rappers right now haha
+TheThirdPew tfw one of your favorite youtubers likes h3h3, vince staples and responds to your comment
"The mission was impossible, and he pulled it off. 3 times" I might buy his album for that comment alone
Martyn Ewoma lol
"Some people are just not real. And we know they know, but we gotta act like we don't know that they know that we know. But at the end of the day, they know that we know that they know that we know. And they pretend that they don't know."
Fuck man i get the meaning of this, then its followed up by, what is real anyways?
"Tom Cruise is underrated"
"Why?"
"'Cause the mission was impossible... And he pulled it off... Three times."
legendary
fat people are lovely
ozzie4thewin 5 times now lol
😂😂😂😂
@@captaintaco979 6 times now
"Probably beats by dr dre" LMAO I'm dead
"You have to kill a lobster for it to die"
This is my favorite quote now
Vince should consider in becoming a comedian, he's delivery is perfect. as fuck!
agreed
he has a show now. you made it happen
Vince got me googling if lobsters die or not lol
***** No it isn't true lol they do die.
He was being facetious. He was actually talking about jelly fish. That is actually true.
Ahmad Masoud jelly fish are a lie.
Lobsters are growing, but they aren't aging. Ideally, they could be immortal, but at some point lobster is like "too big for his shelter" and couldn't shed it properly, like it's doing its whole life, and eventually die of some disease
He's making a joking reference to the Jersey shore girl saying that dumb shit. You guys are lame.
Everyone had that guy that was EXACTLY like Vince during high school... Weird, Real as fuck and Funny!
nothing weird about him tho
not weird, but goes against mainstream
+kingraj333 he doesn't really, he likes all the popular music and sports etc. just a witty and articulate guy.
i'm pretty sure i was that guy
Corei Wilson ye keep telling yourself that
the fear in his eyes when he realized Bill Nye might be dead
I'm all about go hard or go home...my boy DMX hit the Pookie and went Platinum LMFAO
Dominic Davis goddamit I'm so white I don't even understand what he's talking about D:
Geoff Goldplum Pookie was a crackhead played by Chris Rock in New Jack City.
Geoff Goldplum It's a slang term on the westcoast for a crack/meth pipe.
+Geoff Goldplum DMX hit the crack pipe and became a crack head all the way, just like pookie!
blue2751 I don't understand his comment cause he talks about it being overrated then talks about how X went platinum
Vince looks like he could be Dave Chappelle's son, plus he got jokes
They got the same manager tho lmfao
"We takin people's oil...we took PlayStations" even sounds like a Dave line
this could go on for 9 hours just ask this nigga random shit. i could watch him give his opinions all day cuz
He basically did that w/gq and it was pretty boring. Vince seemed pretty over it.
Still come back to this video every now and again. Vince needs to do stand up, legitimately one of the naturally funniest humans ever.
I never knew Vince had this side to him. I've only heard be serious in his interviews/songs so this was an unexpected gift because this was hilarious.
sjshoker Vince is hilarious
All his interviews are like this lol
I would fucking _kill_ to see an Over/Under with Kendrick Lamar.
+TheAndrewj96 I'd chop my own dick off and force my parents to eat it for a few different people to be on here.
Black Hippy (altogether or seperate)
Chance the Rapper
Childish Gambino
Daniel Tosh
Eric Andre
(I'll probably update this when more people come to mind)
+Logan Wendt Oh, yeah, Chance for sure.
+Logan Wendt After their review of Camp, I doubt Childish would even accept an invitation lol. If only though. Hope they realise they got it wrong.
Thats murder
+Logan Wendt Eric Andre would be crazy haha
Best episode yet. Vince is on point at the moment, album was killer.
Danny Brown and his are really the only funny ones lmao Bill Nye underrated...He the reason these kids know how to proportion they lean in their beverage
Look up das racist over n under
Dominic Davis Run the Jewels was funny as fuck also.
Ricardo Santos IV they tried to be funny
Dominic Davis Earl Sweatshirt's over under was decent, and Killer mike and el p
+mcoffely yea!!!
Best shit since Danny Brown's.
FruedianSlippery And RTJ
Idk if it came out after, but kevin gates, holyyyy fucking shit. cried for 5min
THEY GOT NUCLEARS CUHHH
you gotta watch azealia's
"Bill Nye is the reason all these kids know how to proportion lean in their beverage" lmao
Vince is half right. Lobsters never stop growing, they don't do decline. Til the end, they are boosting their mass and therefore their boss status. But eventually during one of their molting sessions they run out of energy and just give out. It can be a good 50 or 60 years before that happens though, a good run for a critter like that.
Eli Katz FUCK
Eli Katz not what he meant. What he meant is that lobsters have biological immortality, meaning they can't die of natural causes. So it can only die by external factors like diseases or being killed by other animals.
I introduce to you the man who knows more about lobsters than anyone ever...
Kroesial Kid just fuck said that they eventually run out of energy and just give out. That is classified as a natural cause, you piss-ass.
3:04 "I've never seen PETA save one animal" lmao
"He taught us these algorithms"
Here are some of My *favorite* Vince Staples quotes from this video:
On Sobriety - _"My boy DMX hit the Pookie and went platinum"_
On The Amish - _"I'm not puttin' on that stupid ass hat"_
On KFC - _"KFC is overrated, fuck the colonel"_
On Bill Nye - _"Bill Nye is the reason all these kids know how to put proportionally lean in their beverage, he taught us these algorithms"_
On Lobsters - _"You think I'm fuckin' around don't you? Look at my face...don't it look like someone who does know what they are talking about right now?"_
On Oprah - _"Oprah underrated man, because people forget she got that trash ass broadcast network"_
On Tom Cruise - _"Tom Cruise is underrated (why?) Cause the mission was impossible...and he pulled it off...3 times"_
On Keeping it real - _"But at the end of the day they know that we know that they know that we know...and they pretend that they don't know"_
On Cyberbullying - _"Bullying fat people man... fat people are lovely, one of my grandmas is fat...love her to death...so if you bullying fat people on the internet you bullying my grandma, I'mma fuck you up"_
On PETA - _"What if all the rhinos just killed all the white or black people, we'd be mad as fuck, right?"_
On Pet Ownership - _"If you put a pitbull in a two-story with a little dog elevator or something nice like that, it'll never touch your child"_
So many iconic quotes in such a short amount of time
"the mission was impossible" what a wit
You have to kill a lobster for it to die
+Marcus Lopena like my grandmother. she's gonna outlive the whole family
+Mireya Van Zile You German? My dads side of the family is German and they all live to at least 95.
Look at my face. Do I look like somebody that doesn't know what they're talking about right now?
+Marcus Lopena People die when they are killed.
He talking bout it can't die without it being killed like you gotta kill that thing for it to die it can't die from old age or lobster cancer or no shit like that
every single response was straight up genius im rollin tho
LMAO NIGGA SAID LOOK UP FANCY DOG HOUSES ON TUMBLR
+Shannon A. them things look sick though.
Vince always seems to be 100% uncomfortable and 100% comfortable at the same time.
That a pretty good description.
they could do this for an hour and I'd watch it all
BEST IN THE GAME. VINCE IS THE SHIT.
Hey were you the guy that uploaded mike g's verses 2?
yessir
+Fuck is you looking at nigga Nah man. Summertime '06 > Doris > Hell Can Wait > IDLSIDGO
+Logan Wendt chillllll
***** Update: I've relistened to all since that comment. My opinion is different now.
"Feed 'em Kibbles 'n' Bits and slap 'em with a newspaper, that motherfucka's gonna go rogue someday."
Fucking.
Hilarious.
1:23 He looked like he was about to cry when he asked if Nye was dead... XD
He was so concerned for Bill Nye's well being
This dude is crazy funny... which leads you to forget he's probably killed someone
Lmsaoooooooooooo, na man I think he's shot nikkas before, he is a gangmember, n the ones who r like this u do have to worry bout it
RedSlim007 u just said most??? Please stfu, unless u actually live in a gang environment than don't talk, most gangmembers have shot before
RedSlim007 do u even know how gang culture works please stfu
Swindeville 90z lol
RedSlim007 what is the joke???
I come back to watch this every once in a while because Vince's wit is gold. The funniest over/under IMO.
Vince Staples one of those dudes that's just naturally funny, no matter what he says. He's got the gift.
nearly 10 years later this is still line for line quotable gold
so far this is my favorite one
This one and kevin gates are by far the best ones
HIT THE POOKIE AND WENT PLATINUM AHAHAHHAHA
he’s so effortlessly funny. love him 😂
"Fat people are lovely"
that shit killed me
"Prolly Beats by Dr. Dre" 😂😂😂
This is the best over/under to date
he’s literally so funny i’m obsessed
What the fuck is he doing with his hand the whole time? Nevermind
Summertime 06 was dope af tho
Tru
+Tay Green L
you again 😂
+Odell Beckham Jr. #Odeezy #13Hunnit #OdellBlock Shut up you just got suspended
+BLVCK LORD Jacking his giant schlong
"He taught us these algorithms." Oh my God.
Vince is smart as fuck.
this is the best interview ever lmao
"Lobsters are underrated, they don't die, man.
...You think Im fucking around, don't you?"
lmao I lost it
Best Under-Overs:
5. Action Bronson
4. Vince
3. Earl
2. RTJ
1. Danny Brown
kingkonginajar101 yo danny's is the best video pitchfork ever made!
You forgot das racists. That's the best one U trendy ass
Ricardo Santos IV fly-lo and thundercat' was pretty funny
Ghostface Killah's is classic.
Ricardo Santos IV fuck, I did forget Das Racist. Okay, they get number 4. Vince gets 5. Action Bronson gets honorable mention.
Vince would make a great philosophy teacher
I lost it at "Probably beats by Dr. Dre"
"Do they got like Puerto Rican amish?"
That lobster fact is actually 100% true
Nah that was debunked
Wait really?
This was so funny :D Laughed my ass of about that Tom Cruise joke
" is he dead "
bruhhh may mah day
"one of my grandmas are fat" LMFAO
0:27 and now Vince Staples “Norf Norf” just went platinum 😳
Best quotable video I've seen in a while, hands down.
This whole video had me fucking dying😂😂😂From start to finish
Vince Staples kinda reminds me of Dave Chappelle.
true lol
mistahmst it has to do something with his speach pattern, sounded a lot like him in another interview
he deff watched a lot of Chappelle show, his delivery are just like his especily at 3:43 "give em a bed"
Funny guy
"I dont fuck with PETA" aged really well
Every year I have to come back to this video
"We always tryna steal some shit in america"....so true
Hands down best over under interview. Would kill to chill with Vince for a day
"feem em kibbles and bits and hit them with newspaper"😭😭😭
I love everything that comes out of this man's mouth.
Tom Cruise underrated cause the Mission was Impossible and that nigaa pulled it off...3 times. I can't stop laughing
I did not want this interview to end 😭
that DMX line is hittin a lil hard rn
"You have to kill a lobster for it to die. You think I'm fucking around? Look at my face." [HARD STARE]
Funniest thing I've seen on here in ages.
Vince is the wisest person I know
I love this dude dawg
He taught us these algorithms
1:11 lmao the drawing of Bill Nye looks like Abed from Community
Norf Norf
*Nerf Nerf
ok after seeing this I'm gonna listen to rap for the first time in over 4 years, mad respect
That sobriety comment was so fucking funny lol
Vince Staples soundbites are my roman empire
Lobsters are underrated, They don't die, you have to kill a lobster for it to die, you think I'm fuckin around don't you, look at my face, *ultra closeup* do i look like someone who doesnt know what they talkin about right now
I DIED!!!
"You think I'm fucking around, don't you."
"Look at my face....don't it look like somebody doesn't know what they're talking about right now?"
"You have to kill a lobster for it to die"
Aw man got damn
I could watch this video hundreds of times and not get tired of it
Man Rest up X
😢 and his commitment to the cause
@4:05 “You feed my nigga Kibbles n’ Bits and slap him with a newspaper, he gon’ go rogue one day man”. 😂🤣😭😖😵💀
"You have to kill a lobster for them to die"
Words of wisdom.
the dmx and lean lines will go down in history as the best things said by a human being