Explaining 𝐻ƎNTA𝐼 Tags
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Today we take a look at a myriad of more niche or obscure genres that are found in the wild.
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I’m terrified to think about what people are gonna do with the professor plush
I was gonna complain how you didn't mention the Paizuri tags but I think you need to be VERY worried about the plush you sell ending up in jars
Professor Lando, I have a question, why is there the tag of "blood"? It doesn't make sense to me.
@@DezzersMezzersJar!
i would like to thank u prof. Lando for explaining to us hemtai tags
btw can u talk about *what is being a pervert like* next video?
Just like A Pregnant Man, He Delivered
Screaming
I desire to unknow this.
Could it be that you're referring to the Tag Mpreg
that he does, also, please never utter this sentence ever again
Ah yes, my favorite tag
The spit after time resuming 💀💀💀
yeah... spit.... just normal spit right?
He just gave his own face a nice tight hug... with his pelvic area.
That, class, is called 'selfcest' another classic genre in which a character interacts with a clone of themselves!
The spit is uh.... milk? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Protein cocktail
it wasn't spit bro.. it was something else ;)
_”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_
its pretty weird tho
"Relax Cooper, it's just a simulation."
@@averiWonBTWmind your own business.
@@josephbartholomew I bet ur the greasy kid who wears the ahegao anime hoodie to school
@@josephbartholomew evendoe people in late stage porn addiction love to make their depraved interests public
Can we appreciate how there's so many tags. There's something for everyone 😊
And everypony
@@delabellum _”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_
rule 34... oh rule 34...
There’s also enough tags for everyone in your discord server😐
Didn't you comment under a loli vid?
The cursed part of R34 is that when artists replicated the art style as accurate as possible, the result ends up making it look like an actual clip of the show.
No matter how much you run from it, no characters shall be safe from the sizable content of the 34th Rule.
What was the tag for that again?
@@emiliavalentino7226 unfortunately for ur freaky ahh, there isnt a tag for it
Maplestar
@@mrgarnd217ermmm what the sigma
@@Turburger maple star replicates the art style of the show that they are making, thats what he means
Professor Lando spitting the “milk” everywhere caught me so off guard! I wasn’t expecting that at all. 10/10
cow milk right?...right?
@@pro_noop1087kid named cow:
@@pro_noop1087...
Don't forget about the "stuck in fence" genre, in which the stuckee character can see what's literally coming for them . This genre has been promoted by Minecraft content creators and some artists from the MLP community (I will check my sources later 🤓)
💀💀
Some sauce numbers are research pls
Stuck in the fence is an evolution of stockade tag, which is a torture device. Same ordeal, but this time enforced by law. It was degrading, because a stockade is supposed to be intended for animals. (stock as in livestock)
And yes, it is one of my favorite tag.
Not the Multi-Layered Perceptron!
@@ZeroXSEED stockade + x_ray + humiliation (of course)
Just found some while i was checking
But we could also include the "glory hole" just by putting a sign with any price you want for the stuckee
Genres:
0:21 Stuck in the Wall
1:55 Wormhole (never seen that in the hentie genre but go off teach! 😃👍)
2:46 Time Stop
4:47 Sissy Hypno (again never heard of that in hentie but go off teach! 😃👍)
- - - WAITER WAITER I DIDN'T ASK FOR A SIDE OF YAPANAISE 😭(starts from 6:10 and ends at 8:00) - - -
8:01 - 8:28 credits
that'll cost you 1 like. Pay up, bucko!
i don't have money 😏
@@moyyep 🫵🤨📸
@@moyyepthen get the fuck out of my restaurant
Never ever though i would see a youtube notification about h tags 😅
Same😅
You are late in class. Better watch the other videos to not fail the test.
I’m bussing with happiness over it.
Guessing you're not subbed to hartvigen
1:08
Connor irl: looks like a Renaissance artist's model
Connor as drawn by Lando: what if Waluigi and the Lorax had a son who was on the sex offender registry
sex
DUDE SAY ALL THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!!!!
I would not be capable of such thing xDDDDDDDDDDDD Would laugh my ass off in the first sentences xDDDD
he is actually a good teacher too
Little known rule of the 34th fact: you can put a minus ( - ) right behind a tag to make it disappear instead of appearing so ( -ai_generated )is my main use
pro gooner shit
Why do you know this.
thanks for the tip
Oh damn, thanks bud!
Questions about how you know aside, respect for ditching AI art
wormhole is absolutely insane. i haven't been taken aback from a tag in a long time but that sure enough did it
10/10 would eat my own ass
I really need to get a separate e-mail for school and work... Some day someone who wasn't supposed to see this, will see this
You know, once you start, you cannot go back
if you get shocked from that, do NOT enter rule 34 bro
Now I don't need to be scared searching the meaning of the tags myself.Thank you professor Lando!
3:15 my bro telling me he prefers invisibility over time stop bc he likes a little resistance
You're bro freaky AF 💀💀
Keep him away from any woman.
Nah man, say to your bro that he is exceeding a little bit
🚔👮♂️Anything else your “bro” wants to say?
@@swim808s he also says that he likes kids sir, his words not mine
@nagasimp1855 also my words
Actually brilliant video, especially the timestop demonstration
That bit feels familiar, is this a reupload?
Always thought uncle sugemoff was strange, never thought he was a retired marine, and a teacher like this, proud to be in his family!
Using sponsorblock really gave us the timestop pov lmfao
lol fr
ZA WARUUDOO
Do a part two with more niche and ultra degenerate tags.
_”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_
I can only imagine what’s in there
UA-cam wont like it, probably if Prof. Lando do Patreon
Honestly yes, and one fully on inflation it’s the class i want to attend.
@@koimanananawhy he’s just talking and can censor.
someone similar to this individual walked into steam valve HQ and explained why adult games should be sold on steam
I mean half life is adult rated.
I'm pretty sure there's an "adult" tag on Steam
I've also seen at least 1 p0rn game on Steam, so....
6:10 INTRUDER ALERT, RED SPY IN THE BASE
"A red spy Is in the base?!?!?, hut hut hut hut"
@@FoodManTheGuy PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE
@@TheSneakySnitch "we have to protect the briefcase"
@@XDKILLA21Yo a little help here !?
@@The-Gamer-Farmer "move aside. Uh 1 1 1... 1"
Exactly what I needed right now! A brand new lesson about the funny comics
-came for the thumbnail
-got disappointed
-still watched the video
-left
That time resume joke was GOLD brother
7:37 instead of being submissive and breedable go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable
Eminem-
Yoo😂
0:50 I’ve always wondered how something like that would even happen
maybe they do a bull run into a wall
headbash the wall, i guess IDK MAN
If you work In tight spaces , maybe this will happen more often than you think.
Unless it’s a big enough hole they do intentionally.
Quantum tunneling
2:43 the way he said that so nonchalantly though-
5:37 yes teacher
I’ve been needing this!
_”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_
@@Wired4Life2drawings don’t move my dear child
@@rodom-kr6xh gifs 😈
0:20 I get it now he is stuck in wall
Indeed but wanna know who else is stuck in a wall? Well... The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
I'm so glad Professor Lando has these online courses (videos) for when I can't make it to class (the streams)
why does he explain this so well despite acting like an actual teacher 😭
I’ll be honest
I clicked for the thumbnail and expected a joke of a video
I’ve been well informed
2:49 exclusive to DIO
za wardo approves
Everything is a Jojo reference 😭
@@Cherry-kf5uiMaybe the JoJo refference are the friends we made along the way?
Or was it King Crimson?
@@carlosiagnecz nope
THIS CANT BE ALL!!!!!! I NEED MORE
i saw you have twitter, do you also have instagram or snapchat?
Really gotta appreciate Professor Lando's wisdom
Lando's FBI agent has to have this man on several lists at this point. But damn if he isnt enjoying himself.
take notes....this is going to be on the test!
I didn't expect to see PE for LigmaU, this is fuckin awesome.
And of course Connor went to LigmaU's Bachelor of Submissive and Breedabability, why am I not surprised
What’s ligma!
@@IdkaskLigma balls
I think this is the wrong online class guys
Nah,it’s the right one
My poor shark, I can't have a waifu without her being degraded everywhere on the internet
The last time I checked wormhole tag, I stumbled upon a fantasy hentee, where tiny wormholes were used to reach physically unavailable places of human body. It was disgusting but a little charming on its own way.
Creative actually
Ima need that sauce
Saw the thumbnail and didn’t even think twice
3:24 the madman actually referenced [The World]
“Nah I’d win”
-dio Brando the doubled one
@@Idkaskwho would win -Gojo- or D\io
@@Enorius well if gojo was on full power it might cause him a little trouble
Maybe the real JoJo refference were the friends we made along the way?
One question. how in the nine levels of hell are you not breaking out in uproarious laughter??
Spitting out baby batter after the time stop segment killed me
The fact that I recognized the character in the thumbnail 😭
4:40 NNAAHHHHHH
@Not_qrtythe meat cream 😭
@@BuIIy_MaguireHand lotion?
😩
NO NOT THE THUMBNAIL. ELLEN IS TOO SWEET. DONT HURT HER. SHES THE COMMUNITS SHARK GIRL SHE MUST BE PROTECTED
"Come on, let's hear you nya!" - Made my day.
I remember seeing a funny comic that is a parody of the stuck in wall genre, where a man was stuck in a wall except his back was facing downwards and there was a table which left him in a compromising position and likely chance of someone “riding” him.
Sauce
This guy has single handedly taught me more stuff than my teachers have
0:42 how tf did he stuck in there 🤔
The plot does things to people. Average Monday morning actually.
He got thrown like a cartoon character
Plot
Quantum tunneling
WHY, MY BELOVED ELLEN😭😭
Since this appeared on my front page the second it was uploaded, should I reflect on my viewing choices, or am I too far gone?
daamnn thats an awesome Comercial transition xD
i'll never be bored of that ridiciloucness and crazyness of teaching such stuff... thanks for another lecture professor 🙏
I'm learning tags while it's raining here best night fr
2:55 ZA WARUDO
6:20 couch sukemof is truly amazing
All this time studying prepared me so well for today's lesson that I already knew the answers.
Should I feel proud or...?
Studying you say?
[The Guy at the End]
prof lando kinda built ngl. we need more short sleeve t-shirt content
Professor Lando is a walking encyclopedia of some of the most degen things lol
Most of it is damn near vanilla compared to the truly deviant
The wormhole theme is barely touched! What about the scenario where someone else gets access to you through a portal? Sometimes in a public place? I'm requesting a comic about Raven and Beastboy. And also one with Homestuck nerd girl
😐
I mean there's the portal fleshlight
I like to do it with my oc so i am trying to keep it fluorescing.
It already exists
There is a comic where beastboy sees raven throught wormhole while in class
First video I've been recommended of you outside of meme comps and you just earned a new subscriber
I never wanted to raw dog a shark more in my life than about a month ago onwards
The best part is that he is teaching like it's a serious thing lol I compliment him to be able to don't laugh during the video
I have a fear of someone that have this and a jar 4:24
Bet
@@Auzdin"But"
@@Goldenfrfr but what
@@Auzdin for some reason i can translate "bet" into "but"
Cool... wait
I was expecting a meme video not a whole real lesson 😭
You will get used to it...
Its the 3th time I click on a video like this and didnt read the title
I WAS PROMISED A LESSONON PONIES IN THE SYLLABUS PROFUSSY
DVALIN WAKE UP THEY GOT ELLEN 😭
3:30 The clock is still moving :0
Lol
The time is above them all... quite literally.
As well as the co...
So it's the same type of stand as...
Todays class was mind opening
30 seconds ago is legendary
UA-cam decided that I would watch anything at this point
Professor, professor!
I just saw a anime about thicc elven woman. I mean thick like a 2-liter of honey. Thicc like cornbread!
My body & emotion's have never been this confused!
Please give us a lecture, your students are in crisis!
That was a good one. Think we watched the same one.
I think I saw that one too
Ima NEED that sauce 🙏🙏🙏
favorite class by far throughout this entire course.
you really nailed it. My favorite tags.
The fact that i know all of this tags, makes me so proud of how knowledgeable and cult I have become, partly thanks to your teachings. Thank you Professor Lando!!
Using ellen joe for the thumbnail is an interesting choice
Wait, where are the bloomers and school swimsuits in the gym lesson?
Ellen joe fans gotta be drooling for the thumbnail
real
real
I never noticed the similarities between the time stop and stuck in wall tags, your teachings are truly poignant.
You know your on that side of the internet when a asian tutor is teaching you (using very formal and educational language) all the sex tags.
Don't Cu- 5:37
he almost broke my gooning streak with that thumbnail
Insert obvious Jojo reference here
~~My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.~~
I totally didn't click because of the tthumbnail
3:09 ZA WARUDOOOOOOOOO
Lando you're just amazing bruhhhh
It’s really a shame that so many good artists make r34, I love digital art and have artist friends, and there are so many artists I want to tell them about, but if I do, they know I’m a degenerate
Ohh stop crying it’s hot they do, and there’s plenty of sfw artists so i don’t get the problem.
Nothing wrong with nsfw art as long as they’re not drawing racist/illegal stuff.
@@Taradoxxi lol incel infighting
bro knew my weakness. It was shark
i love when Asian people just talk about things on UA-cam. its a guilty pleasure of mine. like r34
I’m watching one rn
UNCENSORED 😍
Name :- amanee!
It’s so good
Bro was already learning befor the lesson 💀
Dude…. Ur down horrendous
chill bro
That feeling when you realize that most he the "𝐻ƎNTA𝐼" is based on that the second person don't want it and is forced or manipulated into it (in some genres he or she doesn' t even know it happened) 😐
Thanks professor this will help me a lot next time 😄
5:35 Kamala Harris
🧐
thank you propusser. i now know what to watch this night
First
booooo
no one cares bozo
Boo👎