The brilliance of this is that he is asking them to coach, so he's acknowledging that skill wise and knowledge wise they got it, but 100 pounds and bigger muscles, is 100 pounds and bigger muscles.
This moment was made so much better by the girls getting absolutely shit-mixed after. Lol. You'd expect coach and his cockyness to be abruptly corrected by the girls kicking the dudes asses. But no, they got destroyed. Classic
@@princenephron7546 You mean apart from every male-female sporting event in history? 15 year old boys destroy the best female hockey teams in the world. You can have an all stars roster of women in their prime, and they WILL get sandbagged by the average high school hockey team. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Without even going as far as the followup - just the fact that Coach took this position - doubled, tripled, and quadrupled down, and sold it with the walker - was priceless! A lifetime of watching tv, and never ever have I seen the conversation go there. Shockingly refreshing!
@@gavelston3943 He really goes in on the bars stuff in the present scene. Fucking gold. I wish teatv had it but they only list season episodes, the specials are considered stand alone I guess.
Shame they didn't show the result. The men owned the women. As happens every time men and women on an equal level compete. It's not sexism. it's biology. Men are bigger, stronger, and faster. They just are.
@@sspaay That assumes the rules of the competition favor size and power. Put a man into the women's uneven bars competition and he's unlikely to fare well. Hell, even women don't fare well, the criteria favor 1
Other shows would follow that with some morality tale where women do find a way to win. Not Letterkenney. The ladies get predictably smoked and they would. “This is competitive men’s hockey. What’s women’s competitive hockey like? The same only less competitive?”
I honestly give the major props for that. Letterkenny is a pretty feminist show, despite its blue collar aesthetic. Yet they still weren't about to try and make us believe that a women's hockey team could ever beat a competitive men's one, because that just insults our intelligence.
Women’s hockey is fun to watch because the skating skills, and stick handling skills are solid. The physicality of a no fight league is there too but the strength and speed of the shots is nowhere close and Newton’s second law of motion is clearly shown to be true.
You want to see the coach taken down a peg but he is a professional and knows the hard truth. He's not saying the girls aren't talented, he's telling them that there's a reason why the divisions are the way they are.
“Do you have a good relationship with your mom?” “Yes” “No” “Well you better pick up a phone & call her, cause you’re dead, because you wanted to play a GAME!, with men, who are bigger & faster than YOU!” Truer words have never been spoken boys. Ferda.
One time I was involved in a scrimmage against an elite women's team... we had a rule.. every man needed to touch to puck before we could shoot on net... so we started getting fancy and doing alot of criss cross to make it fun... I was given a no look from behind pass and was looking behind me... I accidentally ran over a woman because i was looking behind... she was out cold... her marine bf was goin nuts trying to get on my bench for revenge lol.. it was an accident
Lol, yea. One of my exes friends was a track star. She challenged me to a foot race. I told her it was a bad idea and avoided it for a while. She kept digging and digging and finally, I said fuck it. I ran barefoot and finished the last half of the race running backwards. It was FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!! True story.
Notice how the girls hockey team is trying to prove their equality to the boys team yet they stipulate before no contact which literally defeats the purpose of the match the coach talks a lot of shit in this show but he's right about this one also what are loonies and toonies
@@jayrodr897 He's talking about the idea that someone who's grown up with a man's body gets to compete against the women because he now wanna be called 'she' instead...
My Varsity high school men's Hockey team played the US Olympic female team and had them beat so bad that coach told the boys to stop shooting on net for the sake of sportsmanship. Not joking.
I watched a girl's college hockey team get destroyed by a boy's u16 team to the point they called the game after 10 min, the score was 17-0. The boys spent no time in their own zone. I can confirm
The brilliance of this is that he is asking them to coach, so he's acknowledging that skill wise and knowledge wise they got it, but 100 pounds and bigger muscles, is 100 pounds and bigger muscles.
*SO THAT’S A HUNDRED POUNDS MORE*
Yeah he is actually a huge feminist's, but acknowledges the truth about Men and Women - the whole scene is actually a very clever commentary.
totally true. saw the Canadian women's gold medal team get wiped by a Junior A team.
YEEEAAH
Um....no.
Coach is overlooked as an actor. He is hilarious.
Was literally going to say he's the most underrated character on the show. IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING!
Have I told you about my dead wife barb? She died, she’s dead. Fuckin emberassing.
He's also an amazing comedian
He's clearly mastered the finer points of kicking trash cans.
Mark Forward
When he cuts Tanis off with the dramatic YEAHHHH i lose it every time
I watch this clip just for that moment. The rest is good, but that moment is gold.
YES 😂😂
100% correct this is the best part of the whole bit…YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHH fuckin gets me every time
Close second to the feeding tube or the "Yeah, I know" to the no contact... lol. The whole scene is just brilliant.
Ohhh man the way he says it…your 100% correct the part makes the whole damn scene
I legit choked on my drink when he wheezed "FEEDING TUBE" 😂😂😂
This moment was made so much better by the girls getting absolutely shit-mixed after. Lol. You'd expect coach and his cockyness to be abruptly corrected by the girls kicking the dudes asses. But no, they got destroyed. Classic
Cause its an undeniable fact. Same reason why i wont take on a bear whos bigger and faster than humans
"Classic", meaning it happens regularly.
That shit would NEVER happen irl, derpo.
@@princenephron7546 You mean apart from every male-female sporting event in history? 15 year old boys destroy the best female hockey teams in the world. You can have an all stars roster of women in their prime, and they WILL get sandbagged by the average high school hockey team. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Without even going as far as the followup - just the fact that Coach took this position - doubled, tripled, and quadrupled down, and sold it with the walker - was priceless! A lifetime of watching tv, and never ever have I seen the conversation go there. Shockingly refreshing!
This ain't Hollywood. No miracles on ice here. 🤣
Betty-Anne and Mary-Anne alternating their postures, back and forth, is a nice, subtle touch that adds to this scene.
"Do you have a good relationships with your mom"
"Yeah"
"No"
"Well you better pick up a phone and call her, because you're dead"
EVERY 👏 SINGLE👏 ONE👏. Priceless. Lol 😆
Every 👏🏻 single 👏🏻 one 👏🏻
Best line E. V. E. R.
🤣
@@glenholmgren1218 Thanks! It was just something I riffed to Mark 22 years ago outside of Humber Lakeshore.
The "ev-ery-sin-gle-one" gets me every time.
If you close your eyes you could swear it was Bart's sister saying that. He never got to say goodbye to that delicious orange frosting. : (
Soakin wet stomachs full pockets full of looneys and tooneys lmao
What does that mean?
@@zuuzuuka Loonies and toonies are the canadian 1 and 2 dollar coins respectively
@@TheAngryMoth104 lol fair enough. But why soaking wet stomachs?
@@zuuzuuka Soaking wet, stomachs full. Things are heavier when soaking wet and if they have their stomachs full then they should weigh more
@@TheAngryMoth104 i see. Thank you kindly.
Letterkenny is fantastic just for the coach alone! So many great characters!
The last 30 sec is one of my favorite parts of the entire season
Coach and Shoresy are just legends
I submit Roald for honorable mention.
Masterpieces
Are they still a hundred lbs heavier even with the car keys BettyAnne lost in her mitt?
And the key chain from Canadian Tire.
…..the buoyant key chain….
Hockey is the only thing that has been able to distract him since the passing of his late wife, *BYARB*
She's his dead wife who died
@@boxer12350 I literally clicked into this comment just to make the "dead wife who DIED." comment hahhaha
What is that line from, the Christmas special?
@@ryancbarrett96 it’s a recurring joke. It appears indeed on the Christmas episode lol
@@gavelston3943 He really goes in on the bars stuff in the present scene. Fucking gold. I wish teatv had it but they only list season episodes, the specials are considered stand alone I guess.
the preemptive "YEEAAHAH "gets me every time without fail
All Mark Forward needs is this and the Oreo scene for his demo reel.
this & the Oreos scene...
Coach is such a fabulous character. Mark Forward is amazing
A mutley-like wheezy laugh gets me everytime. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Mutley Reference! Fantastic!
Coach is one of the best characters in the show.
Brilliant writing and perfect performance !
So wrong, yet so right! Mark Forward is a Canadian national treasure!
Wrong about what? And you’re right about him being a national treasure.
Shame they didn't show the result. The men owned the women. As happens every time men and women on an equal level compete. It's not sexism. it's biology. Men are bigger, stronger, and faster. They just are.
No wrong, just Right.
@@sspaay That assumes the rules of the competition favor size and power. Put a man into the women's uneven bars competition and he's unlikely to fare well. Hell, even women don't fare well, the criteria favor 1
@@allenswanson2423 Disagree. Put a 120 lb man on uneven bars, and he'll show you stuff women never did.
Mark Forward is SO good. And his stand-up is bent, in the best possible way.
Lmao! The coach low key great actor!
The Coach’s next 30 seconds after Tanis says “No contact” makes my ribs ache!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A+ for referencing Soda Popinski.
Other shows would follow that with some morality tale where women do find a way to win. Not Letterkenney. The ladies get predictably smoked and they would. “This is competitive men’s hockey. What’s women’s competitive hockey like? The same only less competitive?”
I honestly give the major props for that. Letterkenny is a pretty feminist show, despite its blue collar aesthetic. Yet they still weren't about to try and make us believe that a women's hockey team could ever beat a competitive men's one, because that just insults our intelligence.
Women’s hockey is fun to watch because the skating skills, and stick handling skills are solid. The physicality of a no fight league is there too but the strength and speed of the shots is nowhere close and Newton’s second law of motion is clearly shown to be true.
women's hockey is just like men's hockey.
except, you know, they have more periods.
You want to see the coach taken down a peg but he is a professional and knows the hard truth. He's not saying the girls aren't talented, he's telling them that there's a reason why the divisions are the way they are.
"hockey" and "no contact" don't go hand in hand.
they absolutely admitted his point to be true when they requested no contact
No she was making a joke about not wanting the guy players getting hurt.
The one time Coach was right about something...and it was fucking hilarious!🤣
That was fantastic!
Doug, This episode is the schit! Well done my dude!
“Do you have a good relationship with your mom?”
“Yes”
“No”
“Well you better pick up a phone & call her, cause you’re dead, because you wanted to play a GAME!, with men, who are bigger & faster than YOU!”
Truer words have never been spoken boys. Ferda.
Then the guys crushed them and they pulled a slaughter rule.
Best scenes ever
I almost bailed early on this one. So glad I didn't. Hilarious!
This is awesome!
Mark Forward is hysterical, his stand up is great.
I love coach,man.hes gold
👏🏻EVE👏🏻RY SIN👏🏻GLE 👏🏻ONE👏🏻!!!
Love him
Or hate him. Coach is realistic ..except when when it comes to Canada Goose’s…
“Better pick up the phone and call her cuz yer dead!” I seriously had to run to the bathroom cos I laughed too hard!
the feeding tube always kills me
y'all which season/episode is this in? I'm tryinna find it bad..
I laugh harder each time I watch this clip...
2:36 gold gold gold.
Cracks me up every time
So good, love it !!!
Play us.
IN WHAT?
"No contact. " Argument over. That's not how hockey is played.
No contact
" i know"
:D
YYYEEEAAHH.
Facts, almost in every conceivable way actually.
Feeding Tubes!!! 🤣 😂 😜
I double liked it.
That coach is hilarious
Dear God, from 02:30 it's just gold
Those two ladies are in the expanse. I can't get that out of my head
One time I was involved in a scrimmage against an elite women's team... we had a rule.. every man needed to touch to puck before we could shoot on net... so we started getting fancy and doing alot of criss cross to make it fun... I was given a no look from behind pass and was looking behind me... I accidentally ran over a woman because i was looking behind... she was out cold... her marine bf was goin nuts trying to get on my bench for revenge lol.. it was an accident
My gf was a collegiate track star. I went to one of her training sessions. I was faster than she was. I was a math and physics geek.
Lol, yea. One of my exes friends was a track star. She challenged me to a foot race. I told her it was a bad idea and avoided it for a while. She kept digging and digging and finally, I said fuck it. I ran barefoot and finished the last half of the race running backwards. It was FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!! True story.
Both of y’all are 🧢 Not saying it doesn’t happen because obviously a fit man who’s a runner can, but your stories sound like bs
@@bigtasty8401 that was gold, tasty, GOLD!
God I fucking love coach
That was gold!!!
no contacted yeah i know she pretty much just said it when she said no contacted that men are more stronger and faster oh i love the coach laugh lol
Absolutely based
Well, when you're right you're right. Lol
Is there a video showing the girls team getting crushed?
My college gf was a good tennis player. I never played before. I crushed her. She got pissed and smashed her racket.
The genius of this scene needs to be studied.
what episode?
Yeah?
haha "You will die out there"!
That is soooooo funny😆😆😆😆😆
This coach is the most based person I've ever seen.
Notice how the girls hockey team is trying to prove their equality to the boys team yet they stipulate before no contact which literally defeats the purpose of the match the coach talks a lot of shit in this show but he's right about this one also what are loonies and toonies
1 and 2 dollar Canadian coins, always wondered how strippers handled all those coins in Canada....
@@TankoJoe jeez even they're money isnt taken seriously
@@TankoJoe Well, they have a built-in coin slot, don't they?
@@LG123ABC ...Nice
Well done boys
This is made funnier by the recent debate about women being forced to compete with trans athletes. How timely.
He's right
"So you're saying men are superior to women?" Yeah, after you JUST said women are superior to men LOL
Yea 😂
We need to send this to the IOC. Maybe they'll learn a few things about the need to have Men's and Women's sports separate.
They...Are? Except in equestrian, I guess.
Do you want equestrian to be separate?
Watching them right now, they are definitely already separate, pull your finger outta your ass.
@@jayrodr897 He's talking about the idea that someone who's grown up with a man's body gets to compete against the women because he now wanna be called 'she' instead...
That one girl reminds me of of a female version of Pete Davidson she even has his strong facial features
Girls playing hockey with guys is funny because it's no contest lol
women's hockey is just like men's hockey.
except, you know, they have more periods.
My Varsity high school men's Hockey team played the US Olympic female team and had them beat so bad that coach told the boys to stop shooting on net for the sake of sportsmanship. Not joking.
very funny
Tannis. Yum yum yum yum
Coach is correct.
Coach ain't wrong.
He aint wrong
Mary Anne is such a babe
Please Coach, write a letter to the NCAA
Love how he's leaving the scene miming an old lady
Really broke the mold by actually having the men's team annihilate the women's team. You'd never get that in a big Hollywood production these days.
Coach IS perfect.
The girl on the left looks like Bill skaarsgard
COACH IS HILARIOUS 😂
I just figured out from this video that Canadian coins are called Looney's and Tooneys.
Like for real
I watched a girl's college hockey team get destroyed by a boy's u16 team to the point they called the game after 10 min, the score was 17-0. The boys spent no time in their own zone.
I can confirm
You'll lose ya pheasants!
Fuck me, tanis is such a sniper