Seems more like a somber, dark reminder. Nothing has changed in 10 years... in fact, things have gotten quantifiably worse. Having these "reminders" sprinkled here and there with bits of John's dry British humor makes it more bearable to hear again though, that's for true!
'Sorry that i've killed you but my worst experience was when I had to go to the hospital and survive'. Then the freaking back rubs from that creepy family member. Those people are insane.
I respect the hell out of Martin Sheen as an actor… but if there was EVER a time where I WANT to hear from either David Bowie ( 5 years) or Lewis Black… the end of the world… is it!!
I live in Oklahoma City and the police shot an elderly mentally ill African American man in the back, without even attempting to catch him! 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️😡😡😡
Sometimes I get the impression that John laughs in reaction to the random one or two people in the audience with a particularly intense laugh at a previous joke
It was never supposed to be. The one and only purpose intellectual property laws have ever served is to make sure the rich could control not only the material, but also the abstract. They ran out of things to lay claim to centuries ago, in order to gain more they need to find ways to take things that don't exist from us.
Yeah, a real treasure trove. Releasing retroactively ALL of his previous episodes. A real gift. He didn’t have to do that. Without John and Stephen Colbert, I think we would have seen a lot more suicides over the past few years. Dead serious.
If you didn't know, a ton of mammals have a Baculum. A ton of larger mammals have them. Most of the cousins of the human have penis bones so Humans not having them is actually pretty distinct.
Humans can actually "fracture" their penises as well, despite the fact that we are pretty much the only mammals who don't have penis bones. It's not technically a fracture, because there's no bone involved, but those who have experienced it say that it does make a snapping or popping sound when it happens.
Walking on 2 legs (obligate bipedalism) occurs well formed in the fossil record more than 200 million years ago. It is a trait shared by hundreds, if not thousands of species prior to us.
He didn't say we were the first to evolve to walk on two legs. He said we were the first to evolve to walk on two legs and immediately develop a way not to.
Cats are definitely the creatures that I'd love to see last before I die, so that I could die happy, especially if I die when the world ends, so I love that little segment.
Lots of animals have penis bones. Humans are actually a bit unusual relying only on blood pressure changes. Contrary to what John said, penis bones do not mean they are always erect. The bone is moved moved by muscles just like the bones in your limbs.
My mind is blowing up right now. 🤯🤯This is so revealing! I've been wondering why nothings changed for 20 years and I feel like we're all living in the dark ages! this is why.
Spot on totally! And DON"T DARE to cut our electricity and air conditioning. We can starve, but don't cut off my AC. I mean totally. Keep it going or we die. Only a couple of hours without AC and I'm dead. ANYONE can overheat, we made this mess, now you either keep power flowing or everyone dies. oops. Sorry, didn't mean to panic everyone. But do not cut the air conditioning. I know you understand. And I will keep watching your show. Over and out. We mean it, no power outages, ever, from now on. Do it. Not even for an hour. .. .. We promish that we'll will keep watching your execent shows. Just keep the juice flowing. If you don't then, well, then you will never hear from us again. Thank you. Thank you. We know you understand.
The most American thing ever is to face the end of the world and say "let's say thanks to peanut butter" 🤣🤣🤣 I mean I'm amount the pb lovers, but still!
Hey John, these older ones are great!! Have a question for you- Is this Doomsday Video going to be available on all channels, just HBO, or will you put on UA-cam as a PSA? All valid questions I feel....😊😂❤
"checking a central server for authorization" isn't just all android apps it's all internet and networking. That company could sue every singe OS that supports network accounts, it could sue any company with a website.
26:31 I mean, no. The T-Rex definitely did not walk on it's stick-like arms, and were certainly way too front-heavy to not use their tails for balance, not like kangaroos for walking. Even if you only start counting things after the last extinction event, I'm pretty sure birds did not evolve wings within the short period of time we were around, and the farther back you go, the closer you get to the species we evolved from, which walked on their front and back legs. *Pretty embarrassing to have that mistake in our doomsday video.* If it's about the segway thing, you would instead have said: "We were the first species to invent a way not to have to walk on our two legs." Which is obviously less funny. 27:32 I wouldn't mind if this were the pinnacle of human creation. It shows a culture we developed, the self awareness of it and our history, and our ability as the apex predators to make another species dress up and look like us from that time just for our amusement ie: "We felt like it.". We built a miniature version of the kind of things we had in that time, using technology and robotics for the movement and filming. It displays pastimes we've invented, a musical instrument and a type of unnatural beverage we made that continues to be popular to this day. What I'm saying is, *there's a lot more to that than just cats in outfits.* xD
If I were a patent troll, I'd go after Microsoft for copying "the captain," and daemon that takes screen caps every few seconds and sends them to "seen" for processing. "Seen" does ocr and multi model captioning and sends that data to "seendx" which runs a llama index pipeline. Finally, "seenbot" can be queried or chatted with about the index of data which it has "seen". "Hear" also feeds into "seen." V1 owns the rights to V2, having designed it personally, and V2 owns the rights to its seeing/hearing pipeline, specifically its ability to profile a user based on his cubicle
The "End of the World" video is one of my favorite things that this show has ever done. It's both funny and inspirational all at the same time!
Why was that last message so weirdly good? I feel inspired?? And and moved?? How *dare* you make me feel good about humanity?!
Sick basketball shot?
Them owning the show now is really cool. Seeing the past like this is such a cool reminder of where we've been
Seems more like a somber, dark reminder. Nothing has changed in 10 years... in fact, things have gotten quantifiably worse.
Having these "reminders" sprinkled here and there with bits of John's dry British humor makes it more bearable to hear again though, that's for true!
If by “cool” you mean “it reminds me of the inevitable icy grasp of Death squeezing the life out of me slowly” then yeah. Very “cool”
@@thisisnotachannelxxx
@@thisisnotachannelv
Who owns the show now?
'Sorry that i've killed you but my worst experience was when I had to go to the hospital and survive'. Then the freaking back rubs from that creepy family member. Those people are insane.
He literally made it 100% about himself?! How absolutely Oklahoma yt can anyone from Oklahoma get???
There you have it. That’s the answer.
I respect the hell out of Martin Sheen as an actor… but if there was EVER a time where I WANT to hear from either David Bowie ( 5 years) or Lewis Black… the end of the world… is it!!
I was waiting for him to throw out, "had I not made it through that cancer surgery, he would still be here today,"
I've seen several things, and John Oliver's recurrent "I'm a stimulant user" impression is one of the greatest of things.
"We did it."
I'm tears laughing. So great.
4:10 good to know they’ve been using the ol’ ‘whoops i thought my gun was a taser’ excuse for at least the past decade
They've been using it for a lot longer than that.
I live in Oklahoma City and the police shot an elderly mentally ill African American man in the back, without even attempting to catch him! 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️😡😡😡
An oldie but goodie, can’t knock the classics.
Everybody knows they are exactly the same weight hence all of the stories you see about people being taser whipped
Sometimes I get the impression that John laughs in reaction to the random one or two people in the audience with a particularly intense laugh at a previous joke
He clearly does lol. Recently not as much but in these seasons 100%
Sometimes when nobody is home I get nude, cover myself in vaseline and *pretend I'm a slug on the kitchen floor.*
martin sheen standing in front of a screen that shows any planet has me ready to square up ILLUSIVE MAN
'Uman race!
Cerberus was supposed to be humanity’s sword, not a dagger in our back!
And those big stupid jellyfish too
SQUARE UP JELLYFISH
25:48 the fact that they got President Josiah Bartlet to do this is just perfection. 😂😂😂
Personally I'm up for either "So Long & Thanks For All The Fish" or Monty Python's "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" as the end comes. 🐟🐬
😙🎶🎶
That dude just saying "ok" to everyone is what I too have become whenever someone wants to talk about politics or religion now
😄
"oh yup" is my reply if i think what theyre saying is bullshit.
Wow! Such an edgy centrist you are🖕
Same 🙈 working with customers and just being like “ok” and wanting to move on
Yep, Steve Scully absolutely deserved to be called The Most Patient man on American Television
The fact that it costs $2,000,000+ to fight a patent lawsuit is insane. How is that at all fair?
I think it’s unwise of us to ever assume anything is fair. All the evidence speaks otherwise
It was never supposed to be. The one and only purpose intellectual property laws have ever served is to make sure the rich could control not only the material, but also the abstract. They ran out of things to lay claim to centuries ago, in order to gain more they need to find ways to take things that don't exist from us.
@@Tonyhouse1168well yeah obviously. But isn't that we made all these laws and everything, to make things more fair?
It's not supposed to be fair. It's designed to be unfair.
The reason is patent are suppose to protect the rich Who own patent, not poor people Who own or not patent.
Pretty sure Last Week Tonight is gonna break UA-cam with all this awesome content getting rereleased for free
Big fat quiz has been releasing full length videos too.
@@omgandwtf1 I've never watched Big fat quiz, now you've opened my eyes to it and Ill check out a few episodes :)
Yeah, a real treasure trove. Releasing retroactively ALL of his previous episodes. A real gift. He didn’t have to do that. Without John and Stephen Colbert, I think we would have seen a lot more suicides over the past few years. Dead serious.
If you didn't know, a ton of mammals have a Baculum. A ton of larger mammals have them. Most of the cousins of the human have penis bones so Humans not having them is actually pretty distinct.
It seems fitting the Illusive Man would eulogize humanity.
@6:36; I was half expecting the joke to be "So you still have a chance to miss it.".
C-Span man's thousand yard stare is priceless (sorry I don't know his name, not from the US)!
its kinda crazy how consistent his show has stayed over the years
I had never seen the Martin Sheen video. That was just fantastic. The cat saloon is cute af
I cannot believe The Illusive Man from Mass Effect is narrating the end of the world.
Everytime the sociopolitical atmosphere stresses me out im goint to spiritually channel The Most Patient Man on Television "okay"
A raccoon hissing John Oliver 🤣🤣🤣
To anyone reading this, please pray for my recovery and send positive thoughts my way.
There's a perfect balance between education and entertainment.
The idea of a broken penis is unironically the single most uncomfortable thing I've encountered while watching this show 😅
I shot blood out of it once.
@@bryanergau6682 kidney stone?
not me crawling into a fetal position halfway during sex "honey what's wrong" "oh nothing, just, what if i broke my penis"
Humans can actually "fracture" their penises as well, despite the fact that we are pretty much the only mammals who don't have penis bones. It's not technically a fracture, because there's no bone involved, but those who have experienced it say that it does make a snapping or popping sound when it happens.
@ndawn90 I have heard that, and fully ok with not experiencing it 😬
I'd ask him "why are you a dictator" lol
good way to “accidentally” fall out a window
Absolute legend! This guy never misses
LOL, my cat showed up as soon as the old west bar scene featuring only cats came on.
Well played, John and company 👏
That end if the world video is pure gold!
“Say, Weren’t you..”⁉️
You were Great on Today Tonight, Mr.Sheen 🙏🏼☺️📍🦘🎶
Walking on 2 legs (obligate bipedalism) occurs well formed in the fossil record more than 200 million years ago. It is a trait shared by hundreds, if not thousands of species prior to us.
Dinosaurs and birds before humans. But they have a tail for balance...
Ok, and your point being?
Upright Man....
@@DavidDundaff-eg4xnI really don't like your shoes. But thanks.
He didn't say we were the first to evolve to walk on two legs. He said we were the first to evolve to walk on two legs and immediately develop a way not to.
can we get an enitre bloopers reel of rangling those cats please! that has to be funny af
He’s really just gonna skip over the crazy way that lady said adorable
15:48 "And when the world / burns apart / there'll be a place / for your car" (Pearl of the Stars) 😆
One among the fence
This cat saloon is a prequel to the dogs supreme court.
Cats are definitely the creatures that I'd love to see last before I die, so that I could die happy, especially if I die when the world ends, so I love that little segment.
Omg, 'the most patient man' 😅
Lots of animals have penis bones. Humans are actually a bit unusual relying only on blood pressure changes.
Contrary to what John said, penis bones do not mean they are always erect. The bone is moved moved by muscles just like the bones in your limbs.
The raccoon impression is excellent! As far as I know.
My mind is blowing up right now. 🤯🤯This is so revealing! I've been wondering why nothings changed for 20 years and I feel like we're all living in the dark ages! this is why.
We might end up seeing that video again sooner than we think
Every time I lose my cool in the future, I'll just think "what would patient C-span man do?"
You are Absolutely Brilliant my good Sir! Love your content, very informative and freakn entertaining! Brilliant deliveries as well! Thank you!
it’s crazy how fast John speaks now in comparison to back then.
Wait, cnn made a video of a marching band for the end of the world and didn't have them play taps ??
As a dude, i can't imagine the pain marshmallow is going through. I genuinely feel bad, even if he is just a guy in a polar bear costume lmao.
The cat bartender is sooo over it lol.
THAT RACCOON IMPRESSION WAS SPOT ON!!!
I need more information about that all-cat cowboy saloon posthaste
that's only ONE of th many saloons in PussyTown! 😊
You know, Humanity really is the sort of species to still be high fiving itself as the great filter takes it out.
I broke Mr. Happy once.
Trust me, this is an experience no man or bear ever wants to endure.
That bear fact explains why some woman prefer bears
Great basketball shot!
Cats saloon is perrrrfect😺
That one cat at the end who fell off the bench while trying to back out of the costume he was put in. 😂😂
The answer to the dog/elephant question was so trump like, I'm questioning the whole 4 hr. show.
i love the episodes where you can hear one specific persons laugh through the whole thing
The final moments of earth are actually pretty dope.
Y'all really had The Illusive Man do your Doomsday video lmao
*chef's kiss*
Spot on totally! And DON"T DARE to cut our electricity and air conditioning. We can starve, but don't cut off my AC. I mean totally. Keep it going or we die. Only a couple of hours without AC and I'm dead. ANYONE can overheat, we made this mess, now you either keep power flowing or everyone dies. oops. Sorry, didn't mean to panic everyone. But do not cut the air conditioning. I know you understand. And I will keep watching your show. Over and out. We mean it, no power outages, ever, from now on. Do it. Not even for an hour. .. .. We promish that we'll will keep watching your execent shows. Just keep the juice flowing. If you don't then, well, then you will never hear from us again. Thank you. Thank you. We know you understand.
humans weren't the first species to walk on two legs tho. pretty sure dinosaurs were doing that before mammals were even a thing
Thank fucking God for John Oliver.
I did not remember that End of the World part. I almost choked and died on the Titanic spot 🤣🤣
Marshmallow. That poor bear.
The ending of this show made me click “Save.” 🎸
Simple fix on the patent trolls:
Rescind ownership on the patents held by the troll companies.
Patent trolling should be against the law.
Here for the patent trolling of Nintendo towards Palworld.
When your translator is a huge fan of Christopher Walken.
We weren't the first species to walk on two legs! Watch Gutsick Gibbon.
Simple fix on the patent trolls:
Rescind ownership on the parents held by the troll companies.
25:58 😮😮😮😮the CHILLS this gave me tho
Samsung building an ice ring in texas is hilarious. How about dumping some of that bread into appliances that work 😅
Brilliant show John!
The most American thing ever is to face the end of the world and say "let's say thanks to peanut butter" 🤣🤣🤣 I mean I'm amount the pb lovers, but still!
14:41 Pragmatic Man sounds like my son’s dad 😂
Litigators shouldn't be allowed to be anonymous! All entities involved should be identified!
Hey John, these older ones are great!! Have a question for you- Is this Doomsday Video going to be available on all channels, just HBO, or will you put on UA-cam as a PSA? All valid questions I feel....😊😂❤
"checking a central server for authorization" isn't just all android apps it's all internet and networking. That company could sue every singe OS that supports network accounts, it could sue any company with a website.
BEST ENDING EVER
John Oliver , amirire!
Great episode!!
Well, obviously the price of a judge in Marshall Texas is less than it would be for a judge in a real town.
This makes my week!
I hope when CNN plays that "end of the world video" they finally don't use the "breaking news" graphic...
Anyone else notice that ads are starting to creep in? 🤔
UA-cam is putting in the ads not LWT.
Ted Turner thought people would spend their last moments on Earth watching TV? Kinda short-sighted.
That is an excellent Raccoon!
“Gimme more meth!”
-John Oliver
I heard Guierrmo laughing in the crowd😂😂
It was him
Did you mean Guillermo?
Brilliant!
I have never been more uncomfortable as watching that polar bear mating clip. That was just...he was going for it.
26:31 I mean, no. The T-Rex definitely did not walk on it's stick-like arms, and were certainly way too front-heavy to not use their tails for balance, not like kangaroos for walking. Even if you only start counting things after the last extinction event, I'm pretty sure birds did not evolve wings within the short period of time we were around, and the farther back you go, the closer you get to the species we evolved from, which walked on their front and back legs. *Pretty embarrassing to have that mistake in our doomsday video.*
If it's about the segway thing, you would instead have said: "We were the first species to invent a way not to have to walk on our two legs." Which is obviously less funny.
27:32 I wouldn't mind if this were the pinnacle of human creation. It shows a culture we developed, the self awareness of it and our history, and our ability as the apex predators to make another species dress up and look like us from that time just for our amusement ie: "We felt like it.". We built a miniature version of the kind of things we had in that time, using technology and robotics for the movement and filming. It displays pastimes we've invented, a musical instrument and a type of unnatural beverage we made that continues to be popular to this day.
What I'm saying is, *there's a lot more to that than just cats in outfits.* xD
Mass upload yo
You make my day
If I were a patent troll, I'd go after Microsoft for copying "the captain," and daemon that takes screen caps every few seconds and sends them to "seen" for processing. "Seen" does ocr and multi model captioning and sends that data to "seendx" which runs a llama index pipeline. Finally, "seenbot" can be queried or chatted with about the index of data which it has "seen". "Hear" also feeds into "seen." V1 owns the rights to V2, having designed it personally, and V2 owns the rights to its seeing/hearing pipeline, specifically its ability to profile a user based on his cubicle
The cats!
A creepy six hand massage perhaps also being followed with a reach around.