Witty Wisdom - A Compilation of W.C. Fields' Iconic Quotes
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- Опубліковано 27 бер 2024
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From timeless classics to lesser-known gems, this compilation brings together some of the most memorable lines from one of comedy's greatest legends, W.C. Fields. Known for his distinctive humor and sharp observations, W.C. Fields left an indelible mark on the world of entertainment with his unforgettable quotes and quips. So sit back, relax, and enjoy his comedic genius.
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''i thought i was wrong once but i was mistaken".🤣😂
Ah, the timeless wit of W.C. Fields! That's one of his gems for sure. Thanks for sharing it with us! Also, a big thank you for subscribing to our channel. We truly appreciate your support!😊
I spent a year in Philadelphia once I think it was a Sunday.
Great quotes! Hilarious!
Thank you! We're glad you enjoyed the quotes and found them hilarious. 😊
This story comes from the book written by his mistress, I read it over 40 years ago and can't remember its title. Fields, and his entourage were on a road in Georgia driving to his next engagement. The car ran out of gas. The driver told Fields they passed a gas station about a mile back. The driver walks and gets gas and comes back taking about 45 minutes. Not wanting to run out of gas again, Field's has the driver take them to the gas station. Now the owner was an elderly man who did things according to his time schedule. By the time he filled up the gas tank, took a couple of phone calls, checked the tires and under the hood, about 40 minutes elapsed. This drove Fields nuts, and his temper was rising. Finally, they were on their way, passed where they had run out of gas, took the curve in the road about 200 yards ahead, and saw a brightly lit, up to date modern gas station. Fields almost had a stroke.
Hahaha, what a hilarious story! Thank you for sharing such a colorful memory! If you have any more gems like this, please don’t hesitate to share them here. We’d love to hear more!
"It ain't a fit night out for man or beast."
That's a classic quote! "It ain't a fit night out for man or beast" is from W.C. Fields' film "The Fatal Glass of Beer" (1933). Thanks for sharing it with us. W.C. Fields had a knack for memorable lines like that. If you have any more favorites or trivia to share, feel free to do so! 😊👍
@@zurogato I really enjoyed that he NEVER flinched when the "snow" "blew" into his face. But at the end when no snow, THEN he flinched!🤣
@@musicloverme-hj2sr Thanks for pointing that out! That moment sounds like a real gem of humor. W.C. Fields was truly a legend in comedy! 😊
A story I heard about W.C. Fields, he was an atheist all his life, he was terminally ill in hospital, a friend called by to see him and found him in bed reading a Bible. He asked him what he was doing, he smiled and said ‘Looking for loopholes’.😂
Thanks for sharing that story! It perfectly captures W.C. Fields' unique sense of humor. His wit truly was one of a kind. If you have any other anecdotes or favorite quotes, feel free to share them. 😊
They are far better in his own voice. Not a computer monotone.
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Right. I remember his voice, and his delivery was unique.
Allegedly, someone asked him if he ever drank water and Fields replied, "Never touch the stuff. Fish f**k in it, y'know."
Haha! That's one of W.C. Fields' most famous lines. His wit was truly unmatched! 😄
Was it W C who said " I gave up drinking once and in 2 weeks I lost a fortnight"? I think he was talking to a group of people about giving up things to lose weight.
That's a classic W.C. Fields quote! It's always great to hear from you. Yes, that's one of his famous lines. Thanks for sharing! 😊
In 1940 there was a movie called "My Little Chickadee" with W.C. Fields and Mae West I havent seen it but with those two in it there would be some good one lines there.
Thanks for the suggestion! "My Little Chickadee" is indeed a classic with W.C. Fields and Mae West, and their witty banter surely resulted in some memorable one-liners. While we can't guarantee a quotes compilation for that film at the moment, we appreciate your input and will keep it in mind for future content ideas. If you have any specific favorites you'd like to see featured from other films, feel free to share! 😊
It's hilarious.
Just so quirky and intelligent, and so funny - comedy from pain. Really hilarious 🤣 i don’t know which one I like best 🍺💁🏻♀️
(Very naughty about women there, Mr. Fields.)
Thanks for your comment! We're glad you found the compilation hilarious and appreciate your positive feedback on W.C. Fields' humor. He was indeed a master of wit and intelligence. 😊
Didnt he say "Anyone who hates kids and animals cant be that bad"
Hi there! Thanks for sharing that quote! While it's not included in this compilation, "Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad" is indeed a classic W.C. Fields line. We appreciate you adding to the conversation and highlighting another gem from his wit and wisdom. If you have any other favorite quotes or suggestions for future compilations, feel free to let us know. Keep spreading those good vibes!
You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break, or smarten up a chump.
Or Draw to an inside straight.
I aught to write a book: The Art of Arising the Morning After.
5:19 lol
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Feels as if the entire Russian army has been walking over my tongue in their stocking feet.
Thank you for sharing these fantastic W.C. Fields quotes! It's always a delight to hear his timeless humor. Your contributions are appreciated! 😄
Came to hear his voice, not your robo voice.
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Carl LaFong. If you know the bit, it's funny.
Woman: Do you like children? W C Fields: I do if they're properly cooked.
I'm about as busy as a pickpocket in a nudist colony.
I once read in a book about the evils of strong drink. It made me want to give up reading.
It was a woman that drove me to drink and I never had the decency to write her and thank her.
Someone's taken the cork out of my breakfast!
Woman: And your breath smells of cheap liquor! W.C.Fields: CHEAP? It cost four dollars a gallon!
When he was dying in the hospital reading the bible a friend said "Bill you never read the bible, why now?" He responded "I'm looking for loopholes".
Contrary to popular belief Gods last name is not "damn it".
"Is this a game of chance?" "Not the way I play it, no."
Ah yes, Drink...one of the greatest pleasures in life.
I bought a wonderful club in Toronto, yeah, a Canadian Club.
The Duchess and I sat up 'til 4 o'clock, and drank 3 quarts of rye.
Why do you drink so much? Because I like it.
Thanks for sharing these classic W.C. Fields quotes! He was truly a master of wit and humor. Each of these lines brings a smile to our faces and showcases his unique comedic style. If you have any other favorite quotes or moments, feel free to share them! 😊
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Groucho Marx had a few good ones.
Absolutely! Groucho Marx was a comedy legend. Thanks for the suggestion! We'll definitely consider putting together a compilation of his funny quotes in the future. Stay tuned! 😊👍
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According to you, everything I do is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Without Fields' inflection, these don't make very muuch sense.
Hi there! Thanks for sharing your feedback. You raise a valid point about the importance of inflection in delivering W.C. Fields' iconic quotes. While we use text to present the quotes visually, we understand that inflection can enhance the delivery and comprehension of the humor. We'll keep this in mind for future videos. Your input is valuable to us, and we appreciate your engagement with our content. If you have any further suggestions or favorite quotes you'd like to see featured, feel free to let us know. Keep spreading those good vibes!
AIs doesn’t seem well equipped to handle humor…
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I hate that computer voice, the quotes have no feeling... made it to 1:15...
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kids shoulde be seen and not had
Ah, you've got a classic W.C. Fields quote there! "Children should be seen and not heard." Thanks for sharing! Do you have any other favorite quotes from Fields or other comedians? 😊
Good lord! Get rid of the atrocious AI narration!!!
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@@zurogato Much, much better.
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So true. Disgusting!
Characterless!
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