Christopher Columbus Learns The Truth About Columbus Day - Studio C

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  • @thesaberswords4915
    @thesaberswords4915 5 років тому +1978

    *shows the class the iTime*
    Me: “How in the world is that school so well funded?”

    • @someonewhoexists7350
      @someonewhoexists7350 5 років тому +79

      Just like how everyone wonders how they afforded those New York apartments with the jobs they had in Friends. It just doesn’t add up...

    • @garlicbread4407
      @garlicbread4407 4 роки тому +28

      It's where the teachers salary goes

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 роки тому +10

      The Saber Swords Exactly! At my school had at least 5 fundraisers a year! We needed all the financial help we could get . It’s not a very rich town. 💸

    • @aviXex
      @aviXex 4 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @alexisdobuilds9483
      @alexisdobuilds9483 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe it was a sample or test for poor schools ;-;

  • @elanals
    @elanals 4 роки тому +1870

    why is he so chill considering he just went into the future

    • @ammonalldredge3495
      @ammonalldredge3495 4 роки тому +84

      Probably because he already visited and the teacher told him everything...
      But still I agree with you

    • @abbylou573
      @abbylou573 4 роки тому +48

      Yea, and he has probably been to a lot of classes already.

    • @jellybee131
      @jellybee131 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly

    • @BlueJayflyhigh
      @BlueJayflyhigh 4 роки тому +15

      I think sense that now the school system has the ITime it’s been such a long time that time machines have been through so many time periods that future time zones just know what is going on

    • @xcutionunknown9634
      @xcutionunknown9634 4 роки тому +4

      Um, if I went through time through a time machine, I'd probably act the same way.

  • @sabinarapp8928
    @sabinarapp8928 6 років тому +2480

    "I HATE VESPUCCI! HE STEALA MY COUNTRY, HE STEALA MY WOMAN!" 😂😂😂

  • @caseywellington4761
    @caseywellington4761 8 років тому +1692

    "Nono, I discovered da Idies. Itsa right here, ona da map... You misspelled de Indies."

    • @demoneon9527
      @demoneon9527 5 років тому +21

      Casey Wellington an so did you.

    • @sheldondowning958
      @sheldondowning958 5 років тому +3

      Demon Eon
      YOU CAN’T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK
      THOUGH IT’S WEIRD AND RANDOM, IT’S THE GREATEST FANDOM

    • @mdtalhaansari1096
      @mdtalhaansari1096 5 років тому +4

      That's meta dude! Coz' you misspelt the Indies too!

    • @loversroll1
      @loversroll1 5 років тому +1

      @@demoneon9527 lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity 5 років тому +1

      HAVA SOME BLANKETS

  • @justafnaffan2.016
    @justafnaffan2.016 4 роки тому +1487

    Columbus: *"IT SHOULD BE NAMED AFTER ME,"*
    Columbia: Am I a joke to you
    Edit: Sorry guys I just realized it was Colombia :P

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 7 років тому +1609

    Of all the things they could’ve done with the Time Machine, they brought Christopher Columbus back...

    • @reneecarranza9257
      @reneecarranza9257 5 років тому +49

      Or Alexander Hamilton

    • @pinkfox9364
      @pinkfox9364 5 років тому +25

      @@reneecarranza9257 AAAAA FELLOW HAMILTRASH UNITE

    • @reneecarranza9257
      @reneecarranza9257 5 років тому +6

      @@pinkfox9364 yup

    • @kann604
      @kann604 5 років тому +8

      Yup I have a lot of hatred for him!

    • @theangelicpyro42
      @theangelicpyro42 5 років тому +21

      @@reneecarranza9257 Also not a great person, but far better than Columbus

  • @scout9909
    @scout9909 8 років тому +646

    And that blanket was how smallpox was reintroduced to the world and everyone died the end

    • @Matthew-li7we
      @Matthew-li7we 5 років тому +24

      More like the CDC quarantined the school and a tactical nuke was dropped on the city just to be sure.

    • @kshitijsharma759
      @kshitijsharma759 5 років тому +8

      People are immune

    • @cc.achilles
      @cc.achilles 5 років тому

      Ok but onkynif ur unvaccinated

    • @jenshep1720
      @jenshep1720 5 років тому +2

      Nah, the antivaxxers already made sure of that...

    • @gauntlettcf5669
      @gauntlettcf5669 5 років тому +11

      Guys, even without vaccines we're immune to 1492 smallpox. Our vaccines are to prevent us to catch the current version of those diseases. If any of us travelled back in time to 1492 he/she would have any problem, but we probably unknowingly transmit modern days diseases, killing the majority of the population of that time. That's how diseases work,

  • @grace8528
    @grace8528 8 років тому +1382

    "HAVE A BLANKET"!"

    • @gladysceniza
      @gladysceniza 8 років тому +71

      DON'T BREATH IT!

    • @the_candlemaker4496
      @the_candlemaker4496 8 років тому +38

      You know why he gave them blankets right?

    • @yellingbear1160
      @yellingbear1160 8 років тому +77

      +Popular Craft's Channel because (I may be wrong it's summer) the conquistadors gave the natives "disease blankets" which were converted in diseases like measles.

    • @yellingbear1160
      @yellingbear1160 8 років тому +21

      +Yellingbear 11 *covered

    • @the_candlemaker4496
      @the_candlemaker4496 8 років тому +38

      Yes but less measles and more smallpox

  • @keelyjahns7954
    @keelyjahns7954 5 років тому +420

    “Here’s a blanket!” That got dark real fast.

    • @CalamitySpica8
      @CalamitySpica8 4 роки тому +9

      That one got me.

    • @serene7995
      @serene7995 4 роки тому +4

      @@adamdonahue2079 I- that's not at all how that works

    • @archerhitthetarget
      @archerhitthetarget 4 роки тому +9

      @@adamdonahue2079 They might have small immunities but not enough to prevent them from getting it and I have no idea if we even use vaccines for it anymore.

    • @hyrulecitizen7988
      @hyrulecitizen7988 4 роки тому +5

      Is that a pun or a reference I dont get?

    • @archerhitthetarget
      @archerhitthetarget 4 роки тому +28

      @@hyrulecitizen7988 it’s a reference to plague blankets purposely given to natives to kill them

  • @niccihoya....
    @niccihoya.... 8 років тому +420

    The day off part is too real

    • @dejdej6769
      @dejdej6769 8 років тому +10

      my school has the day off though

    • @witabit15
      @witabit15 7 років тому +1

      same

    • @witabit15
      @witabit15 7 років тому +1

      i mean i have the day off too. not the insult

    • @anastacia2990
      @anastacia2990 5 років тому +1

      Because...I’m Nicci I have the day off

    • @adamwilliams8135
      @adamwilliams8135 5 років тому

      My school gets the day off

  • @gabeambro1740
    @gabeambro1740 8 років тому +2474

    They can afford a time machine but not an apple computer

  • @AustinJASMR
    @AustinJASMR 4 роки тому +931

    Christopher Columbus: "I discovered America!"
    Vikings: "No! We did!"
    Native Americans: "Are we a joke to you!"
    Edit: How did me quoting a meme, go to a whole arguement about human settlement?

    • @arshka0009
      @arshka0009 4 роки тому +21

      well.. to be fair they already were there

    • @moonlogic1986
      @moonlogic1986 4 роки тому +81

      @@arshka0009 There was of course a time when no people lived there. Then some people walked across the ice, settled there and became what we call the native Americans. They were the continent's first human discoverers.

    • @jamesm6278
      @jamesm6278 4 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @EvilAwoken
      @EvilAwoken 4 роки тому +28

      Funny enough, Columbus actually landed his ships more in the Central Americas than North America!

    • @alexanderfondum8305
      @alexanderfondum8305 4 роки тому +4

      America is one continent

  • @xexxy133
    @xexxy133 8 років тому +734

    "My whole life is a sham!"

  • @jhousevlogs
    @jhousevlogs 9 років тому +705

    I think the post video monologue was my favorite part! lol

    • @gethecked2852
      @gethecked2852 7 років тому +3

      J House Vlogs you watch studio c too!

    • @DarthHamster12
      @DarthHamster12 6 років тому

      i agree

    • @olisabellavia
      @olisabellavia 6 років тому

      J House Vlogs omg I love your channel! You should collaboration with studio c!

    • @FlyingDominion
      @FlyingDominion 6 років тому +2

      Aw man! Somebody commented 2 years before me... Still doing better than Columbus though.

    • @lacielaurens4075
      @lacielaurens4075 6 років тому

      me too

  • @fry4guy
    @fry4guy 4 роки тому +706

    That one blanket was how the coronavirus started.

    • @steverobbins4933
      @steverobbins4933 4 роки тому +7

      There is nothing funny about Coronavirus.

    • @HaydenFideler
      @HaydenFideler 4 роки тому +13

      @@steverobbins4933 what about when the people who say it is a "a lie" get it

    • @markm4033
      @markm4033 4 роки тому +7

      Corona is just the flu. People die of the regular flu.

    • @HaydenFideler
      @HaydenFideler 4 роки тому +10

      @@markm4033 don't be stupid you goon it is not the flu. the flu shot will not protect against covid. And they don't have the same symptoms

    • @markm4033
      @markm4033 4 роки тому +6

      @@HaydenFideler I have done the research and I listened to the REAL doctors. Not the puppets you see on tv.
      And for your information, even the CDC admitted its not bad and the mask doesn't do its job.

  • @dave5194
    @dave5194 9 років тому +285

    XD best outro ever.

    • @cen4247
      @cen4247 8 років тому +1

      Oh wait someone already wrote "First Comment" XD

    • @camillecrockett7190
      @camillecrockett7190 7 років тому

      David -flamingsword1 yhhjbibjhibi

    • @brxinish4077
      @brxinish4077 6 років тому

      Too bad for me, someone already wrote the 1st 1000 comments

  • @henrythehenri7262
    @henrythehenri7262 4 роки тому +65

    My history teacher showed us this and at the time I had no idea what studio c was and a few months later I started watching studio c and I watched this wondering why it was so familiar and then I realized I watched it in history

  • @lolguy776
    @lolguy776 4 роки тому +240

    He landed on the continent of America, specifically the Carribean and South America. he never even came close to the only country that celebrates him coming. He also definitely didn't have any native friends since the very first thing he wrote about in his journal about them was how they were stupid and healthy and would make good slaves.

    • @yoyu8641
      @yoyu8641 4 роки тому +19

      No that was a quote taken out of context he was complimenting them

    • @davidzigar4689
      @davidzigar4689 4 роки тому +51

      1. He never said they were stupid
      2. He actually said good servants, witch likely means a servant of the crown (AKA everyone in the country that wasn’t nobility) or a servant of God ( Meaning Catholic). So no, he didn’t say anything about making them slaves.

    • @johnsnow6946
      @johnsnow6946 4 роки тому +10

      HAVA SOME BLANKETS!!!!!

    • @sleepyleftie
      @sleepyleftie 4 роки тому +13

      @@davidzigar4689 then why did he make them slaves?

    • @aurelian2668
      @aurelian2668 4 роки тому +4

      @@sleepyleftie He didnt though?

  • @codenamemcicle3507
    @codenamemcicle3507 9 років тому +59

    Jason does the BEST accents.

  • @emory4167
    @emory4167 9 років тому +104

    I love the accent XD

  • @raymondgolan105
    @raymondgolan105 4 роки тому +64

    Teacher: "Cheer up Columbus at least you have a day in which we celebrate all your accomplishments!"
    Columbus: **sniffles** "Well, I guess that's pretty cool..."
    Teacher: "Although none of us get the day off."
    Columbus: "MAAAAAAAANNNNNNN"

  • @m.trzaskawka
    @m.trzaskawka 8 років тому +202

    Haha. I ♡ Jason! He's awesome!

    • @noneofyourhoneydew4160
      @noneofyourhoneydew4160 8 років тому

      I know you from somewhere

    • @m.trzaskawka
      @m.trzaskawka 8 років тому

      +NoneOfYourHoneydew Do you have Hangouts?

    • @noneofyourhoneydew4160
      @noneofyourhoneydew4160 8 років тому

      +Merry Bear what's that

    • @m.trzaskawka
      @m.trzaskawka 8 років тому

      +NoneOfYourHoneydew It's a chatting app. so I can get more info on you without being on public? BTW how old are you?

    • @noneofyourhoneydew4160
      @noneofyourhoneydew4160 8 років тому

      +Merry Bear How old are you first if your telling me this

  • @brxinish4077
    @brxinish4077 6 років тому +80

    There are literally history debates scattered all over the comments section

  • @poyloos4834
    @poyloos4834 4 роки тому +204

    I can assure anyone scrolling through the comments that you will find nothing but endless arguments accusations and insults here. Turn back if you know what's good for you

  • @snippypear9593
    @snippypear9593 8 років тому +42

    Watching this on Columbus day a year later :)

  • @thatguywithawatch53
    @thatguywithawatch53 9 років тому +22

    I didn't know Columbus was related to Mario. Interesting...
    Great sketch!

  • @flahertyfamily
    @flahertyfamily 5 років тому +179

    I wonder how Microsoft feels about Apple creating the time machine

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 4 роки тому +2

      Microsoft? whats Microsoft?
      oh do you mean that thing Bill Gates and Paul Allen wanted to call there business idea, before Steve Jobs hired them to co create the Apple empire?

    • @MinecraftDood02
      @MinecraftDood02 4 роки тому +1

      Also, Microsoft bought Minecraft so they’ve been adding terrible updates since

    • @nehb1332
      @nehb1332 4 роки тому

      How does Google feel?

    • @MinecraftDood02
      @MinecraftDood02 4 роки тому

      @The Canadian Crusader Llamas, bees, striders, drowned, so many things that I cant even fit into this comment

    • @DioBrando-yk5up
      @DioBrando-yk5up 4 роки тому

      @@MinecraftDood02 how are bees bad just because you dont understand it doesn't mean its bad

  • @biggardo
    @biggardo 9 років тому +20

    Sad you guys aren't airing new episodes this week and next, but glad to see new sketches

    • @StudioCtv
      @StudioCtv  9 років тому +3

      +Jeremy Gardner sorry about that. We will be back with new episodes on the 26th!

    • @makennam550
      @makennam550 9 років тому +1

      +Studio C Why the break? You guys totally deserve it but still...

    • @clareshoup9095
      @clareshoup9095 9 років тому +1

      wait a minute! What?????? No new episodes for 2 weeks???? :(

    • @nathanwillis
      @nathanwillis 9 років тому +3

      +Jeremy Gardner It's Columbus Week for Studio C. They have the week off.

  • @hannahsutter3147
    @hannahsutter3147 9 років тому +50

    This was the funniest "like and subscribe" ending I have scene yet!

  • @zoecrochets3487
    @zoecrochets3487 6 років тому +18

    Stephen: he visited America.
    Whitney: I thought he directed Home Alone.
    😜

  • @darkmatt4777
    @darkmatt4777 9 років тому +4

    I thought that you guys stopped making sketches because I lost your channel, but I am glad to see that you amazing people are still doing what you are doing.

  • @kaitysandberg6400
    @kaitysandberg6400 9 років тому +12

    Jason you're super cool! Thank you for bringing so much joy into the world thru your talent of comedy :)

  • @danielknapp159
    @danielknapp159 4 роки тому +102

    Where is part two where he calmly and confidently talks about all the atrocities he committed, with the misunderstood reactions of the class?

    • @jamesbrammer7222
      @jamesbrammer7222 4 роки тому +8

      Not to mention he didn't even make it to America it self just a couple of the islands around it (I'm not sure whether it was one or more it's been a while since I looked it up)

    • @TheLostPrimarch2nd
      @TheLostPrimarch2nd 4 роки тому +7

      Oh boy. Here we go again.
      Okey, what atrocities did he commit? I'm starting to get tired of all of this Black Legend nonesense

    • @danielknapp159
      @danielknapp159 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheLostPrimarch2nd who is black legend?

    • @jamesbrammer7222
      @jamesbrammer7222 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheLostPrimarch2nd
      well if you want me to be specific when it turned out the people of taino had no gold he brought an Armada and decimated their population, before he arrived their population was about a quarter of a million, by the time he was done they only had 200

    • @TheLostPrimarch2nd
      @TheLostPrimarch2nd 4 роки тому +6

      @@zUJ7EjVD oh lord..... Okey, if it was USA history, then it wasn't Columbus, it was the English men, who did actually genocide the natives. Columbus landed on what today we call South America, and it wasn't long before they intermingled with the natives. The Spanish Emprie was one of the few who outlawed slavery of natives, placed laws to protect natives, and allowed mixed marriages. So no, he did not commit atrocities. England, on the other hand, did, as they massacred 70% of native population up north....and then the USA killed most of the rest when they were expanding in the country.

  • @teresamarie8320
    @teresamarie8320 9 років тому +10

    Stephen and Jason are my favorites!! Love this sketch although I DID get the day off so...Columbus you did one thing right

  • @blackflames3125
    @blackflames3125 9 років тому +52

    We all aughtta celebrate Leif Eriksson day(Oct. 9) instead of Columbus Day.

    • @chloetriggs8221
      @chloetriggs8221 9 років тому +1

      Amen I thought I was the only one 😂😂

    • @sigrid7740
      @sigrid7740 9 років тому +5

      Yes yes we should, similarly Oct.12 should be indigenous peoples day.

    • @sydneyhuard4375
      @sydneyhuard4375 9 років тому

      +Sigrid Jensen OREGON FOR THE WIN

    • @rkd7129
      @rkd7129 7 років тому

      Yesssssssss!

    • @roberttorres5429
      @roberttorres5429 5 років тому +1

      Why would you want to celebrate that Erikson did nothing

  • @sarahbarisas9865
    @sarahbarisas9865 5 років тому +88

    1:42 You left out there part where he slaughtered them

    • @nusaibahibraheem8183
      @nusaibahibraheem8183 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly

    • @Ocker3
      @Ocker3 4 роки тому +9

      What's a little genocide between friends??

    • @americanspartanlsh5077
      @americanspartanlsh5077 4 роки тому +6

      Actaully, most of the killing was committed after he had died. So thus, he didn't partake in most of the killing, only for the brief time he was there.

    • @goon6556
      @goon6556 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah it’s not like he went into there land and killed not only the pregnant 🤰 women but but also in slaves them to

  • @d_the_great
    @d_the_great 8 років тому +159

    0:28 I'm surprised no one has come up with the iNuke, or the iComputerthatsomehowendsupbeingtonsworsethanthemaceventhoughthatwasthoughttobeimpossiblesincethemacsucksandsamsungandmicrosoftarebetterandifyouarestillreadingthisjuststopalreadybecausethisisalottoreadandstuffsoseriouslystopreadingiwonderifthisgottoreadmoreornotbutiwontknowuntilbythetimeyourereadingthisbutnotwhileimwritingthisgoshdangitwhyamievenstillwritinggoshdangitishouldhavejustusedadifferentjokeinsteadofthisbecausethisgoesonforlikeinfinityandimprettysurenowthatitgoesintoreadmoreseriouslystopreadingthisbecausebythetimeyouredonewiththatyoumayhavewastedyourentirelifeseriously

  • @teddyruxpin3612
    @teddyruxpin3612 9 років тому +789

    Who thought up itime? 😜

    • @StudioCtv
      @StudioCtv  9 років тому +66

      +Teddy Ruxpin Stephen wrote this sketch!

    • @ianbaker672
      @ianbaker672 9 років тому +3

      steve jobs

    • @clareshoup9095
      @clareshoup9095 9 років тому +1

      Stephen Forhis Job? :)

    • @djquinn4825
      @djquinn4825 9 років тому +4

      +TheJman0205 Who do you think was the first to use the iTime?

    • @shortyblackwellll
      @shortyblackwellll 9 років тому +11

      Professor Snape

  • @nickdolivo2434
    @nickdolivo2434 4 роки тому +11

    This is so stereotypical to Italians...I love it

  • @clareshoup9095
    @clareshoup9095 9 років тому +10

    This is a nice treat to see a sketch that I didn't already see in an episode!! Thanks Studio C :)

    • @cameronb.8464
      @cameronb.8464 9 років тому +1

      How do you watch episodes?

    • @clareshoup9095
      @clareshoup9095 9 років тому

      If you type "studio c episodes" into google the first link is to the Studio C page on the BYUtv website where you can watch all past studio c episodes from every season. You can also watch it live stream on the BYUtv website Monday nights at 8MT/10ET

    • @HuLou
      @HuLou 9 років тому

      Well you're lucky, I don't have BYU TV so, this is my only chance to see the episodes.

    • @clareshoup9095
      @clareshoup9095 9 років тому

      You don't have to have BYU TV to watch it on their website. I don't have it, but I watch their new episodes live streaming on Mondays and then rewatch the previous episodes all the time.

    • @HuLou
      @HuLou 9 років тому

      +Clare Shoup you watch it on twitch

  • @CaptainQuirky
    @CaptainQuirky 9 років тому +27

    I have a midterm on Colonial Latin America next week, so I lied to myself and told myself I'd be studying by watching this video... and then the skit actually was informative/educational and included stuff I need to know for the exam! Thanks, Studio C! :-)

  • @ZeroChannelZero
    @ZeroChannelZero 5 років тому +108

    Would have loved it if the skit included...
    Teacher: Today the existence of Columbus Day is highly controversial due to the re-emergence of facts regarding Columbus's cruelty and tyrannical governorship over the natives (for which he was convicted and imprisoned upon his return to Spain), including atrocities such as cutting off a man's ears and nose for allegedly stealing corn.
    [pause]
    Columbus: He had it coming.

    • @someonewhoexists7350
      @someonewhoexists7350 5 років тому +4

      That’s why my family and I celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day, it’s one of those calendar holidays that are there to make sure no one gets offended.

    • @joelt2002
      @joelt2002 4 роки тому +16

      Except he was arrested by Spain for punishing Spanish citizens who were abusing the natives. Don't let that little detail mess up your revisionist history.

    • @anunknownentity1637
      @anunknownentity1637 4 роки тому +5

      @@someonewhoexists7350 call it what it is Columbus day. You can't live your whole life worrying about offending someone.

    • @anatine_banana_69
      @anatine_banana_69 4 роки тому +2

      I read the last line in an Italian accent

    • @jennaleecalvin1580
      @jennaleecalvin1580 4 роки тому

      Channel Zero I thought this was a cell block tango reference

  • @emilyhudson5307
    @emilyhudson5307 9 років тому +5

    +jason gray You do the best accents and impressions!! You're one of my favorite Studio C cast members

  • @Smack2002
    @Smack2002 8 років тому +49

    Wow! Cool video my students loved it.

  • @sophiaskojec
    @sophiaskojec 6 років тому +24

    I'm your practical side. But no one ever really listens to me.

  • @harmeetcandy8067
    @harmeetcandy8067 9 років тому +6

    I love Studio C, all of their skits are hilarious 😂

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 8 років тому +47

    Smallpox is back!

  • @meeksiecore8284
    @meeksiecore8284 6 років тому +11

    "I thought he directed Home Alone."
    *lmaooooooo*

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 5 років тому +1

      haha yes I thought he directed the Lightning Theif

  • @chimchim8684
    @chimchim8684 9 років тому +42

    THat would be awesome if we could invite christopher colombus! Haha btw love the italian accent

    • @chimchim8684
      @chimchim8684 9 років тому

      ***** welc :D

    • @jinsuhawng2455
      @jinsuhawng2455 9 років тому +4

      You know he cut of the natives ears to make them give him gold

    • @hiltomi1759
      @hiltomi1759 9 років тому +2

      +Jinsu Hawng and he was a rapist

    • @Dragon_Lair
      @Dragon_Lair 8 років тому +1

      +Frosch The Exceed And ended up going back to spain in chains for his actions. The first time he was a hero for discovering new lands and was made governor, the second time showed it was apparent they weren't in the Indies, and the third time he had to go back in the brig and chains.
      Isabellan era Spanish people and Portuguese people, right? lol.

    • @christyandbillfacciponti3898
      @christyandbillfacciponti3898 8 років тому +1

      +Haruhi Suzumiya wasn't he from Spain?

  • @ChristineMAbrell
    @ChristineMAbrell 9 років тому +247

    This was actually pretty good. Instead of getting down on Columbus, it gives the perspective of poor Columbus who thought he was helping everyone out and being a trailblazer, but really ruined things for a lot of people and wasn't even the first. Pretty hilarious. Poor Columbus :'(

    • @Aaa-ho3sq
      @Aaa-ho3sq 6 років тому +55

      He didn't care about anyone he was a disgusting man who exploited the native Americans and did things that were bad even in those days when slavery was fine and all that. He was money hungry and took away everything that those wonderful people had.
      He may have discovered America which led to many inventions and great things by connecting it to europe, but you cannot say that he was a good man and you should not feel pity for him.

    • @thomascoppens8498
      @thomascoppens8498 6 років тому +25

      I like how everyone blames 4 centuries of bad things on one man. Like we don't want to accept that a lot of people and countries (looking at you USA) have been much worse for the natives through history.

    • @passeur5526
      @passeur5526 2 роки тому +13

      Colombus kidnapped multiple natives and set up a colony in Haiti immediately after his first voyage

    • @jb-wc1hx
      @jb-wc1hx Рік тому +5

      @@passeur5526 actually the native ceribians who where taken against their will were members of the Carab tribe. A violent cannibal tribe (who the Caribbean are interestingly named after) who were raiding the first tribe he came in contact with.
      It gets murky who might be lying, but Columbus accused his Spanish crew of exploiting the natives for wealth, who in turn accused him of the same thing.

    • @singularflower5330
      @singularflower5330 Рік тому

      He still raped and murdered and exploited tons of Native americans

  • @NatalieKing-qk4me
    @NatalieKing-qk4me 5 років тому +8

    Whitney is the best at screaming out of the whole cast 😂

  • @babbisp1
    @babbisp1 9 років тому +13

    *1:26** The teacher is wrong.*
    The word "Indian" does not derive from Columbus mistakenly believing he had reached "India." India was not even called by that name in 1492; it was known as Hindustan. More likely, the word "Indian" comes from Columbus's description of the people he found here. He was an Italian, and did not speak or write very good Spanish, so in his written accounts he called the Indians, "Una gente in Dios." A people in God. In Dios. Indians.

  • @1Ewery1
    @1Ewery1 9 років тому +283

    Fun fact: He was also a terrible human being who pillaged, raped, and slaved indiscriminately!

    • @Orthocore
      @Orthocore 7 років тому +5

      1Ewery1 yah someone else who isn't ignorant

    • @marvquinones1891
      @marvquinones1891 7 років тому +2

      Tablet7 7777 Dude most of it is true. Look it up

    • @marvquinones1891
      @marvquinones1891 7 років тому +4

      Dude if it was not true . Why do some people want to take away Columbus day? If he was a "great" person there is no reason to take it away

    • @sweatylasagna4081
      @sweatylasagna4081 7 років тому +3

      +Tablet7 7777 are u on drugs?

    • @sweatylasagna4081
      @sweatylasagna4081 7 років тому

      Oh, so you were alive in the 1400s?

  • @constitutionalconversation9924
    @constitutionalconversation9924 5 років тому +33

    3:12 How every person who lives on youtube thinks.

  • @emilytwitchell12
    @emilytwitchell12 9 років тому +4

    Love the vid! I've watch all the video's they've come out with. And how did so many people comment in so little time? #I love Studio C!

  • @muditay.1790
    @muditay.1790 9 років тому +117

    Thank you for pointing out that he never "discovered" America.

    • @brxinish4077
      @brxinish4077 6 років тому +3

      Or even touched it

    • @thomascoppens8498
      @thomascoppens8498 6 років тому +3

      He did, just not the part we call USA. The entire continent and islands (caribbean etc.) are called America.

    • @joelt2002
      @joelt2002 4 роки тому +3

      His discovery actually reshaped the world's power dynamics and has defined our world as we know it.

  • @thediamondtree4027
    @thediamondtree4027 5 років тому +44

    Christopher colombus actually knew at the end of his live that he reached a new continent

    • @brooklynstaker6040
      @brooklynstaker6040 4 роки тому +2

      Actually I think he died not knowing

    • @thediamondtree4027
      @thediamondtree4027 4 роки тому +6

      @@brooklynstaker6040 No, that is the misconception.

    • @muhammadzaini5728
      @muhammadzaini5728 4 роки тому +2

      Nah, he know after his 35.. by come to this show indeed

    • @frick_____you
      @frick_____you 4 роки тому +3

      I heard he denied it till the end of his days. But that might just be a legend.

    • @thediamondtree4027
      @thediamondtree4027 4 роки тому +5

      @@frick_____you In his third voyage he wrote: "I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. I am greatly supported in this view by reason of this great river, and by this sea which is fresh."

  • @ginaroberg9449
    @ginaroberg9449 9 років тому +27

    This is how history is supposed to taught!

    • @unironicallyb8053
      @unironicallyb8053 9 років тому +1

      +jason gray But only if you can go to the future because you wouldn't want to change history because of paradoxes and such.

    • @JDraks
      @JDraks 9 років тому +1

      +AlphaWolf28 But then you couldn't come back FROM the future.

    • @unironicallyb8053
      @unironicallyb8053 9 років тому +1

      JDraks Well they could make it to where the only past you can go to is where you went to the future from. But yes, you have a point.

  • @SCRedstone
    @SCRedstone 9 років тому +18

    Too bad it's Thanksgiving here in Canada xD

  • @SJHFoto
    @SJHFoto 3 роки тому +1

    "I thought he directed 'Home Alone'"! An obscure reference, but a welcome one! I actually remember seeing Gremlins and seeing the name. My friends and I giggled about that (We were kids-and this was 1984, before the internet, youtube and memes, so we got our chuckles where we could)

  • @Randomdudefromtheinternet
    @Randomdudefromtheinternet 5 років тому +28

    And also he didn't arrive to the continent, he arrived to the Caribbean. The one who got to the continent was Hernán Cortés.

    • @someonewhoexists7350
      @someonewhoexists7350 5 років тому +2

      Good for him, but pretty sure it was the Vikings, or something.

    • @gooeyboba9838
      @gooeyboba9838 4 роки тому +5

      @@someonewhoexists7350 It was a guy named Leif Eriksson

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 4 роки тому +3

      @@gooeyboba9838 Why don't we celebrate the Leif Eriksson day more instead?

  • @ben_broady_music
    @ben_broady_music 8 років тому +7

    Exactly what I feel like when someone comments before me: "YOUR LIFE MEANS A NOTHIN" NOW!"

  • @racheljensen1823
    @racheljensen1823 9 місяців тому +1

    The smallpox blanket was a dark and surprising touch lol
    Ah Christopher Columbus... how your image has changed over time haha

  • @matthewsnow6004
    @matthewsnow6004 9 років тому +123

    glad they didn't go to the dark stuff that columbus did

    • @matthewsnow6004
      @matthewsnow6004 9 років тому +11

      BTW- before someone goes on a "get rid of Columbus day rant", we celebrate him because while not the first to discover but to create the true connection between america and eruope

    • @aligorzeimet4029
      @aligorzeimet4029 9 років тому +5

      +matthew snow
      The Chinese came before... Old Chinese maps depict a deformed south America... and the vikings attacked Natives before Europe did. Except that was before 90% of the population died, so the Americans were able to fend the Vikings off.

    • @matthewsnow6004
      @matthewsnow6004 9 років тому +1

      sorry but you missed my point. its not about who got there first

    • @matthewsnow6004
      @matthewsnow6004 9 років тому +1

      p.s. i already knew about the vikings and the chinese stuff a little fuzzy

    • @aligorzeimet4029
      @aligorzeimet4029 9 років тому +3

      matthew snow​
      My point is, the Chinese and Vikings had a connection far before Columbus did. The Vikings went to literal war with them. How is that not a connection? The Chinese had sailed the entire west coast of the Americas and the maps shown they had explored great deals. You really think trade didn't happen? Columbus was just the first to suggest enslaving Americans and taking their land for European benefit. Well besides the Vikings minus the slave part.

  • @littleblue1569
    @littleblue1569 8 років тому +7

    Lol I saw an ad before this that literally had Matt in it! Vidangel

  • @NoName-ld7gg
    @NoName-ld7gg 4 роки тому +2

    0:28
    Oof-that voice crack, you can tell he was trying not to laugh 🤭

  • @ryanjay8569
    @ryanjay8569 9 років тому +11

    anybody else think Jason turned into mario accidentally? xD

  • @xexxy133
    @xexxy133 8 років тому +6

    I love this video and my friend sent this to me that's why I subscribed

  • @rodomondater1057
    @rodomondater1057 5 років тому +8

    Hey that was a cool invention apple did back those days

  • @mariisnugget8406
    @mariisnugget8406 8 років тому +5

    I got an ad for studio c while watching studio c......

  • @loversroll1
    @loversroll1 5 років тому +9

    Whoever write for them is very educated.

  • @lilcow1819
    @lilcow1819 6 років тому +7

    You should make Cleopatra come back :)

  • @tfp_team4328
    @tfp_team4328 9 років тому +11

    Leaf Ericson discovered America! NORWEGIANS FTW 🇳🇴

    • @noigunason8137
      @noigunason8137 7 років тому

      TFP_Team Except Leif Eiriksson was Icelandic.

    • @jonahwoo165
      @jonahwoo165 6 років тому

      It’s was actually first discovered by Chinese explorers, and they explored America while Columbus explored Central America and the Caribbean

    • @thomascoppens8498
      @thomascoppens8498 6 років тому

      *He stumbled upon it and they left after a few years, never to come back. Not at all as important as what Columbus did.

  • @amberleewoodhouse5817
    @amberleewoodhouse5817 9 років тому +24

    Stop watching Studio C and get back to your homework!

    • @kaylinlugo2347
      @kaylinlugo2347 7 років тому +2

      Omg I was watching this sketch when I was supposed to be doing my homework about Christopher Columbus 😅😂

    • @potatosquirrel808
      @potatosquirrel808 6 років тому +1

      No

    • @popi5476
      @popi5476 6 років тому +1

      MWAH HA HA ITS SUMMER YOU FOO-....Wait my final ;-;

  • @joedemelfie5509
    @joedemelfie5509 5 років тому +6

    "They developed immunities and are still alive today?" lol nice accent

  • @surbhipatel6560
    @surbhipatel6560 9 років тому +17

    Lol I had the day off!

    • @emilyhudson5307
      @emilyhudson5307 9 років тому

      I did too!

    • @julian-qq2mg
      @julian-qq2mg 9 років тому

      Me too! :D

    • @HuLou
      @HuLou 9 років тому

      Lucky, but I actually enjoy school

    • @emilyhudson5307
      @emilyhudson5307 9 років тому

      +Michael Lee me too, so yesterday was totally boring for me

    • @liladelaronde7478
      @liladelaronde7478 9 років тому

      +surbhi patel Me too.... do you by any chance live in the North East?

  • @bolatluver29
    @bolatluver29 9 років тому +7

    Have some blankets!!! omfg, that made me piss ROFLMAO!!!

  • @kodirachelmaki-wy2nw
    @kodirachelmaki-wy2nw Рік тому +1

    I laughed so hard when he threw the blankets and the students screamed that my three-year-old said "Mommy needs to sleep"

  • @nisnisanjoej8573
    @nisnisanjoej8573 8 років тому +19

    He also directed Harry Potter

  • @awkwardmonkey86
    @awkwardmonkey86 5 років тому +4

    I planned to watch and comment on this on Columbus Day 2019 which was 2 hours ago. Darn I didn't make it in time. Well happy belated Columbus Day. 😉

    • @yuyusion4577
      @yuyusion4577 5 років тому +3

      Same😂
      We were told about Columbus day at school today...and I cannot help but come back to this video!

  • @frostbite5607
    @frostbite5607 4 роки тому +2

    2:52
    Subtitles: have some blankets kids!
    What it sounded like: havea some blankey!

  • @pp5p5p5p
    @pp5p5p5p 9 років тому +8

    I'm really here because of the thumbnail... Clicked so fast on that!

    • @fatehaahmed7575
      @fatehaahmed7575 9 років тому +1

      +jason gray Hi Jason. You're my favourite

  • @joshsolders5543
    @joshsolders5543 3 роки тому +4

    Even though the Vikings found Canada and the northern America, I'm pretty sure Columbus explored undiscovered territory, so he still discovered things.

    • @maximusgennaro5342
      @maximusgennaro5342 Рік тому

      He found what we now call Cuba

    • @joshsolders5543
      @joshsolders5543 Рік тому

      @@maximusgennaro5342 He found more than Cuba. He discovered the Caribbean, Central America and South America. And TBH, I disagree with my earlier comment now. He did discover the Americas. While the Vikings may have technically discovered North America, nothing came of it. Its similar to the lightbulb. While technically Edison didn't create the first lightbulb, he headed the project that designed a cheap lightbulb, funded the acquisition of materials, designed the infrastructure to make lightbulbs accessible to the average person and managed many other projects. No one remembers or cares to really credit the other people because their actions had no real effect on the world. Columbus actually started inter-continental trade. He deserves credit for discovering it for himself and the rest of the world. The Vikings, on the other hand, are more of a footnote in this than anything else.

  • @lukeh5925
    @lukeh5925 7 років тому

    OMG THANK YOU STUDIO C FOR MAKING A VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

  • @22espec
    @22espec 4 роки тому +6

    The man was not perfect and he was considered a madman for daring to do that travel, but that man changed the course of human history like nobody else in history.

    • @TombstoneSyrup
      @TombstoneSyrup 4 роки тому +2

      You clearly don't know the truth about Columbus

  • @johnathant6735
    @johnathant6735 9 років тому +6

    A few inaccuracies that I remember from history class: Columbus wouldn't care if the natives died due to the fact that he extorted them. Second, I have no idea if Amerigo Vespucci stole his girl or not.
    P.S., did he just give that girl smallpox with that blanket?!?!

    • @s.rolphsen174
      @s.rolphsen174 9 років тому

      +Johnathan T Nah, just the bubonic plague.

  • @isaacwhite9255
    @isaacwhite9255 4 роки тому +1

    Holy crap that blanket joke got me so hard! Lol! 😂

  • @JKDrixter
    @JKDrixter 4 роки тому +2

    Nobody:
    Antonio to Marchello: 2:31

  • @Chris02754
    @Chris02754 6 років тому +4

    Notice the time machine is called a "iTime"

  • @JB-bm1to
    @JB-bm1to Рік тому

    Something reminded me of this sketch, and I'm so happy I came back to watch it again 😂😂😂

  • @chasekruse7047
    @chasekruse7047 8 років тому +51

    Acually technically speaking Columbus did "discover" America in the sense of the definition being to find and spread information about it first. the Vikings while they did land, live, and settle in America first they never did anything with the information, therefore by the definition of discovery did not discover it.

    • @joeycubes68
      @joeycubes68 8 років тому +5

      chase Kruse no if they first find it than they discovered there are many discoveries that have not been shared

    • @tacobacos5973
      @tacobacos5973 6 років тому +6

      You could say the natives were the first due to the possibility of people coming over the now-gone land bridge in the Bering Strait and settling there

    • @lucifersdevilishdetails.
      @lucifersdevilishdetails. 6 років тому +4

      ACTUALLY. Technically speaking Columbus never discoures America what he found was some islands in the Caribbean’s and coast of central and South America but he never step foot in North America or even believe he himself that he found a new continent.

    • @thomascoppens8498
      @thomascoppens8498 6 років тому +6

      The caribbean IS AMERICA.

    • @itsnotatoober
      @itsnotatoober 5 років тому +2

      They weren't part of Christian European culture which is why their discovery isn't counted for us. They didn't discover it for us. They did discover it though in every way. And 5 centuries before lol

  • @aether413
    @aether413 9 років тому +57

    .....I get Columbus Day off

  • @shuck_face0385
    @shuck_face0385 4 роки тому +1

    I love it when Whitney screamed when he threw the blanket HAHAHHA!

  • @cheyennedouthitt4095
    @cheyennedouthitt4095 9 років тому +30

    MY LIFE MEANS NOTHING NOW THAT I AM NOT THE AH FIRST TO COMMENT

  • @emilykozluk
    @emilykozluk 9 років тому +6

    Whoop I had off school :p

  • @brigetter.2399
    @brigetter.2399 6 років тому

    I was just taking notes for my AP European history class for homework on Columbus and I was like “I need to watch this sketch!” I’m going to recommend it to my teacher, she’d love it!

  • @ibrahiem1992
    @ibrahiem1992 8 років тому +21

    I think the teacher is confusing Christopher Columbus with Marco Polo. Columbus is portuguese working for the spanish while Polo is italian

    • @camrynsmith5429
      @camrynsmith5429 7 років тому +10

      Columbus was Italian, but it is true he worked for Spain

  • @gracemotley238
    @gracemotley238 9 років тому +4

    That outro though...

  • @rcanterb7126
    @rcanterb7126 5 років тому +1

    “HAVA SOME BLANKETS KIDS!” That was hilarious

  • @aaaelisabeth
    @aaaelisabeth 9 років тому +19

    I am impressed that there are like 20 comments in like 2 minutes!!
    Wow guys we are committed .

    • @aaaelisabeth
      @aaaelisabeth 9 років тому

      I am not first comment this time....

    • @michaelguthrie1598
      @michaelguthrie1598 9 років тому

      well popularmmos gets like 200 in 2 minutes

    • @aaaelisabeth
      @aaaelisabeth 9 років тому

      +RXBF4 GAMING (Jose Shaji)
      Yes yes

    • @aaaelisabeth
      @aaaelisabeth 9 років тому

      +jason gray
      Oh my gosh thank you

    • @aaaelisabeth
      @aaaelisabeth 9 років тому

      +RXBF4 GAMING (Jose Shaji)
      +RXBF4 GAMING (Jose Shaji)
      Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! Duhhh!!!! : ) have you????
      (well I only met Matt, Jeremy, and Stacy)