[Tomato] Maize : Corn is a bad food, You literally can't prove me wrong

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @pleaserespond3984
    @pleaserespond3984 4 роки тому +66

    Sadly you got the bad ending. You didn't press Q the right way. It was right there, in the book: "How to queue properly".

  • @ericcarvill173
    @ericcarvill173 4 роки тому +149

    Spoiler: for vladdy's russian talk.
    I find what makes vladdy even more fun is to know what he is saying.
    He seems to be cursing you in russian when he is actually using his teddy bear catchphrases like (Ty moy luchshy drug = You're my best friend
    ) .
    (Ya lyubliu tibya = I love you
    )
    But of course our Crimson lord knows that and was just acting.

  • @Vesdus
    @Vesdus 4 роки тому +115

    Worth noting how incredible Tomato's sense of direction is. It's very rare to see him get lost in games.

    • @Strikingeight
      @Strikingeight 4 роки тому +9

      Pretty sure he’s played most of them off camera

    • @Hawty_Hans
      @Hawty_Hans 4 роки тому

      Having a good sense of direction is really good I almost never am lost or feel lost

    • @natsudragneel2258
      @natsudragneel2258 4 роки тому +6

      BBallDan25
      I’m awful with directions
      But when I am in any type of maze, I can easily solve it for some reason

    • @natsudragneel2258
      @natsudragneel2258 3 роки тому +3

      @@durden91tyler
      K

    • @extrnalsorce4974
      @extrnalsorce4974 3 роки тому +1

      @@durden91tyler ...k

  • @theoverseer4886
    @theoverseer4886 4 роки тому +230

    Chat rules: no backseating
    Game: backseats
    Tamto: *suprised pikachu*

    • @logie3020
      @logie3020 4 роки тому +16

      can't ban em all.

    • @ReaverTheSurvivalist
      @ReaverTheSurvivalist 4 роки тому +1

      STOP BACKSEAT GAMING -Tyler1

    • @magnuspayton3059
      @magnuspayton3059 3 роки тому

      you prolly dont give a shit but does someone know a tool to get back into an Instagram account??
      I was stupid forgot my login password. I love any help you can offer me

    • @kendallcreed8437
      @kendallcreed8437 3 роки тому

      @Magnus Payton instablaster :)

    • @magnuspayton3059
      @magnuspayton3059 3 роки тому

      @Kendall Creed Thanks for your reply. I got to the site thru google and Im trying it out now.
      I see it takes a while so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

  • @hexoson
    @hexoson 4 місяці тому +2

    I like coming back to this vod every once in a while, it's funny to think that this was 4 years ago but it's not even pre-COVID.

  • @jackmartin156
    @jackmartin156 4 роки тому +26

    Tomato presses "Q" for 3 hours

  • @Nickademus77
    @Nickademus77 4 роки тому +55

    This stream is blessed beyond all reason. You have no right having such comedic timing.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому +4

      You say that as if youve never met a _real_ gamer before.

  • @DrunkOnChai_
    @DrunkOnChai_ 4 роки тому +43

    Is it wrong that I laughed every time he looked at the gnome 😂

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 4 роки тому +19

    [Spoilers]
    Tbh an instant death via rocket explosion was merciful. Because if that rocket did reach Mars, and did land safely. They likely wouldn't have been able to survive. It's a barren landscape, almost completely torching at all times. So they would have to stay inside the facility. Which, by nature of how the world works would eventually run out of resources, and they would all slowly starve and/or dehydrate. Or turn to cannibalism which would only afford the corns not designated as food 2 more weeks at best.
    Unless of course the facility had top efficiency hydroponics somehow capable of lasting literally forever and/or terraforming equipment able to drastically change the atmosphere and soil composition of Mars fast enough to prevent them from starving to death. And even if it did have all that and more _do you really think the corns would understand how to use any of it?_

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому +2

      1: Do you have a SINGLE shred of evidence to back any of that up?
      2: The Corns are smarter than you, so its 100% certain they'd be able to do it.

    • @grimtygranule5125
      @grimtygranule5125 4 роки тому +6

      @@brosephnoonan223 I'm staring at my screen right now. Wondering why you're trying to start an argument instead of good hearted discussion.

    • @C_PRTCL
      @C_PRTCL 4 роки тому +5

      Grimty Granule think he was being sarcastic..

  • @ph00sun
    @ph00sun 4 роки тому +48

    I'm with the red guy, %appdata% is really anoying location to go to all the time.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому +1

      Theres no reason to do it unless youre literally trying to hide shit.

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 4 роки тому +1

      Just go to your 'user' folder and make sure the option to see hidden folders & files is toggled on, I think it's on the "View" dropdown menu. That'll make Appdata an actual folder you can easily access.

    • @Reznor1974
      @Reznor1974 4 роки тому +10

      @@brosephnoonan223 I see you've never modded S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games before, you have to go into %appdata% just to access the games files and add new ones.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому +1

      @@Reznor1974
      I dont have enough faith in vanilla stalker to mod it - lest it literally turn my conputer into a pile of slag over a bugged load zone.

    • @claytonkickflip7595
      @claytonkickflip7595 3 роки тому +1

      Press ctrl+r and just type in %appdata%

  • @Archphoenix1
    @Archphoenix1 4 роки тому +24

    Hmm this just proofs that tomato, indeed, is an undead vegetable

  • @jynxed66six54
    @jynxed66six54 4 роки тому +210

    I stopped watching Tamto when he scammed me out of 3 minutes of intro

    • @alexh2639
      @alexh2639 4 роки тому +27

      He's ruining our stream >:(

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому +16

      D:<
      We should move to Cornmato Gaming!

  • @kinger1842
    @kinger1842 4 роки тому +11

    You could make a drinking game for every time tomato misses the thing on the table

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому

      Youd end up half tje alcoholic Tomato is by the end

  • @baronbirdman
    @baronbirdman 4 роки тому +13

    Nothing like Tomato to help through a break up

    • @yourallygod8261
      @yourallygod8261 4 роки тому +7

      U got dis :)

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому +6

      youll be ok Mr. Guppers, there's plenty of fish in the sea.

    • @lucascastro2802
      @lucascastro2802 4 роки тому

      Feel ya bud. Kinda weird how sad I am considering I was the one who did it.

  • @twisted202
    @twisted202 4 роки тому +3

    The squeaking of that teddies' feet made me think there was a mouse under my desk for 45 minutes

  • @Kingdok10
    @Kingdok10 4 роки тому +15

    14:41 Gnome

  • @daspenguin4434
    @daspenguin4434 4 роки тому +10

    This entire stream and game was amazing

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 3 роки тому +4

    This game was definitely released when Subtitles were standard, UNACCEPTABLE

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +14

    54:19 chat sees female...

  • @stickflux
    @stickflux 4 роки тому +4

    46:20 I think they might have pulled pictures from my first grade teacher's classroom. I know those handprint borders are a real product.

    • @hammies.
      @hammies. 7 місяців тому

      Yup I had those too

  • @bludhuuntr4946
    @bludhuuntr4946 3 роки тому +1

    I randomly remembered watching h2o delireous playing this like 8 years ago

  • @maat7410
    @maat7410 4 роки тому +13

    I really can't stop laughing at 54:24

  • @2GLLch
    @2GLLch 4 роки тому +5

    It's called maize because its easy to get lost in its incredible flavor

  • @HansAlRachid
    @HansAlRachid 4 роки тому +1

    The writing may be sort of iffy in parts, but damn if these visuals aren't impressively intricate. Someone really gave a shit there.

  • @holymegadave
    @holymegadave 4 роки тому

    I love to see his tomatoe avatar animated in the right corner like his web cam.. that will be nice.

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +3

    1:18:45 Chat member forced to eat stale bread

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    1:11:40 Tomato is ted and chat is bob. Now tomatos bob

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +2

    51:00 X IS NOT A NUMBER THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN THE GAME DEAR GOD

  • @robertmoore5588
    @robertmoore5588 4 роки тому +12

    You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen! Tamto, one of the only people to die from the Aliens from Signs whom couldn't even open a wooden door!

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому

      Of course Tomato died, he already absorbed all the water he coukd have used to defend himself for its moisture!

  • @DravenCanter
    @DravenCanter 3 роки тому +2

    From looking at some other UA-cam play through of Disco Elysium, it seems like it’s around 30 hours of gameplay.

  • @PaidActorx
    @PaidActorx 4 роки тому +16

    i love you brett! i hope you are doing well!

    • @thekeevinatorhk
      @thekeevinatorhk 4 роки тому +3

      Please kiss me on the mouth Brett

    • @aliakeel
      @aliakeel 4 роки тому +11

      @@thekeevinatorhk what if we kiss on a tomato gaming stream???
      Nah jk jk
      Unless....

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому +2

      @@aliakeel
      😳

    • @thekeevinatorhk
      @thekeevinatorhk 4 роки тому

      @@aliakeel Dip me low and kiss me sweetly papa

  • @alorallie2416
    @alorallie2416 4 роки тому +1

    7:45 Tomto backseats his chat

  • @harazon1
    @harazon1 4 роки тому +40

    man stop being corny i thought you were a tomato

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    9:30 Chauncey the pet rock

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    13:40 tomato hates thinking :)

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    1:13:00 Teemato gaming 1:13:40 Has the direction of an actual tomato

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 4 роки тому +7

    BEHOLD
    CORM

  • @saltystrip8761
    @saltystrip8761 4 роки тому

    This writing kinda reminds me of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • @Sm0k3turt
    @Sm0k3turt 2 роки тому

    This games soundtrack is actually great

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    49:35 Tomato scared of bear

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +2

    1:28:35 A rocky rock.

  • @ricodz6
    @ricodz6 4 роки тому +6

    Etch a sketch artist's are ascended species?
    🤔
    I concur.

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    1:47:08 THE Questionable ROCK!

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +2

    14:39 GNOMBED

  • @TheMannamies
    @TheMannamies 4 роки тому +7

    This game is pretty funny, especially the part where the game claims US military has auditors. Like would USA really try to keep track of their contracts if even the Pentagon can't audit itself(true story, look it up).

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +2

    1:31:40 FERNADNOOO NOOOOO THE 5G TOWERRR

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    39:30 tomato gets called small big mistake

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    17:15.Tomato gets bullied

  • @CelticAssassin
    @CelticAssassin 4 роки тому

    I can't believe I fuckin got gnomed twice in the span of less than a minute in a red boy stream. Nowhere is safe.

  • @samforpanek8401
    @samforpanek8401 4 роки тому +3

    tennis

    • @samforpanek8401
      @samforpanek8401 3 роки тому

      now this is an old comment of mine i still do understand, and if you dont get it, shame on you

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +2

    44:00: not worth the risk and mabel the rock-chan

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 3 роки тому +11

    Never argue with stupid people, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

  • @captaincactis2506
    @captaincactis2506 4 роки тому

    My class in 1st or 2nd grade had had that bee poster even with the same border

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    38:40 sketcher 3000 Pog

  • @chaffycosaine8839
    @chaffycosaine8839 4 роки тому

    goddamn chat members spoiling the twist

  • @DangerZone200
    @DangerZone200 4 роки тому

    the funny thing about this game is it has the same ending as the mass effect trilogy were everyone fucken dies XD

  • @mikecampos1193
    @mikecampos1193 4 роки тому +2

    So this Steven King horror genre game or something similar.

    • @cjdugan7138
      @cjdugan7138 4 роки тому

      Its clearly as hard and surreal to follow as that. *cujo flashbacks* why did he have that jacking off scene again?

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    1:15:40 Unstable rock

  • @scottthomas372
    @scottthomas372 4 роки тому +2

    I demand you make more cataclysm

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 роки тому

      I demand the Red One brings about more apocalyptic events in general

  • @craftysmithkeith3653
    @craftysmithkeith3653 4 роки тому +1

    A-maize-ing

  • @undaredeallende822
    @undaredeallende822 4 роки тому +2

    Amazing Game! Thanks tomato!

  • @jukethebox6879
    @jukethebox6879 4 роки тому +1

    Historically all vegetables were called corn(i think) so theoretically you hate all vegetables, making you hate cripples lol jk

  • @twiggyisbussin
    @twiggyisbussin 4 роки тому +1

    God this game is great love the videos tomato :)

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    1:46:30 another Bob crime

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    20:15 leaky brain

  • @abdelslammohamedabdelslam4022
    @abdelslammohamedabdelslam4022 4 роки тому +2

    hell yea new vid

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    1:28:00 Teds statue!

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    1:38:50 Bob crime

  • @Crazyfanboysteve
    @Crazyfanboysteve 3 роки тому

    Is this tomato's origin? Was he made here, and just forgot cause he's got beef brain?

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    25:10 Muffin door

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    19:15 5G tower

    • @extrnalsorce4974
      @extrnalsorce4974 3 роки тому

      I died, that’s actually me after reading this comment. Probably some bs time travel stuff

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    2:30 hehe

  • @tanputt
    @tanputt 4 роки тому +3

    i hate how little tomato pays attention to things.

  • @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
    @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 10 днів тому

    11:08 oh wow, i didn't know h3h3 and heila klein where in this game.

  • @Kamil2556
    @Kamil2556 4 роки тому +5

    Really wish tomato didnt talk during cutscenes

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 роки тому +2

      either have to listen to red man at eleven or forgoe the game's story entirely

  • @RaidianaS
    @RaidianaS 3 роки тому

    Called photos paintings and paintings photos

  • @RaptorCuddles
    @RaptorCuddles 4 роки тому +1

    Best 3 hours ever. Kept laughing to the end. 69/10

  • @DrakkenSF
    @DrakkenSF 3 роки тому

    This game feels like watching a B movie

  • @mixhex7344
    @mixhex7344 4 роки тому

    Douglas Adams made a game

  • @Monkey-rk4xi
    @Monkey-rk4xi 4 роки тому

    Ohhh, almost 4 hours of my favorite cornlet Tomato Gaming talking over cutscenes. Nice

  • @Quagula
    @Quagula 4 роки тому

    You sound like master shake

  • @chefyboy2748
    @chefyboy2748 3 роки тому +1

    As an Ohioan, I find the title of this video offensive.

  • @notsogoodgaming7793
    @notsogoodgaming7793 4 роки тому +2

    Has tomato is uploaded a video on drug dealer simulator?

  • @ManisNecrom
    @ManisNecrom 4 роки тому +4

    Begining: Wake up
    Likely 60% of people watching: GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!

  • @ologyniyds
    @ologyniyds Рік тому

    1:47:52
    meanwhile in 2023

  • @manticorigon4908
    @manticorigon4908 4 роки тому +1

    Beef brain

  • @geraldmedal4434
    @geraldmedal4434 4 роки тому +1

    Pls more examina

  • @astroyeaster9464
    @astroyeaster9464 4 роки тому +3

    First to like the game, automatic number 1 fan

    • @Biodeamon
      @Biodeamon 4 роки тому +3

      sucks to be you bro, youtube doesn't properly show likes

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому

      Do you have a shred of proof to back up that statement?

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    7:35 Game backseats tomato tomato craze

  • @manticorigon4908
    @manticorigon4908 4 роки тому +3

    1:49:29 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CHEESE

  • @ColonelCuticle
    @ColonelCuticle 4 роки тому +2

    1:11:28

  • @aidenconley3378
    @aidenconley3378 4 роки тому

    That teddy bear is the most annoying fucking video game character I have ever heard or seen or been subjected to in my eighty seven years of living

  • @bibby659
    @bibby659 4 роки тому

    I'm rather disappointed really, I looked up for a video of Vladdies squeaking for 10 hours to link here but none seem to exist.

  • @TheSleepyRanger
    @TheSleepyRanger 4 роки тому +14

    This game is fine but it's the epitome of "not funny, didn't laugh"

    • @twistedblast5253
      @twistedblast5253 4 роки тому +9

      Isn't humour largely subjective though?

    • @TheSleepyRanger
      @TheSleepyRanger 4 роки тому +2

      @@twistedblast5253 yeah

    • @twistedblast5253
      @twistedblast5253 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheSleepyRanger You know, this being the internet and all, I didn't expect a normal answer.
      Anyway, i do agree there are plenty jokes that swing and miss or get repetitive

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому

      Not funny, didnt laugh.

    • @charge2025
      @charge2025 4 роки тому

      K

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    1:36:00 dummy

  • @zodaxa6141
    @zodaxa6141 4 роки тому

    This game made me corny.

  • @mariawilson3270
    @mariawilson3270 4 роки тому +1

    Pepodance

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 4 роки тому +1

    1:42:15 attention streamer I like to tell you at this game sucks

  • @maninthemask6275
    @maninthemask6275 4 роки тому +5

    Just putting it out there this game has about as much “gameplay” as pajama sam.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому

      Literally the only *good* video game yo come out in the last 50 years, so that aint a bad thing.

  • @AllGrubbedUp
    @AllGrubbedUp 20 днів тому

    Faberge