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:: ╭╯Welcome or welcome back kisses!
┆Hope you’ll enjoy today’s video. Very
┆very chaotic indeed. Be warned that
┆this video is just full of sexual humor
┆and there are a TON of mistakes lmao
┆bye
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⚘ ˏ` I didn’t put a warning that there’s ear rape because I can 😘 I LOVE MAKING INNOCENT (NOT) BABIES SUFFER 🥺 If y’all thought my first vid was weird, this is weirder ♡ ᭖ᬽ⃘
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☕️ 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙧 ☕️
⚘ ˏ` 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘊𝘖𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘎𝘌 𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖 𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘌𝘕𝘋 𝘔𝘖𝘚𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘔 𝘞𝘌𝘕𝘛 ✌️ 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤, 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘢𝘪𝘬𝘺𝘶𝘶 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘴, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸! ᭖ᬽ⃘
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↳˳;;𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼&𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗿𝗼: gusgusss
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☕️ 𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 ☕️
𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 💜
. .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚✧ ❝ end of text ❞ ∞. ; ෆ
USHIJIMA WITH THE DEFAULT PFP IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
So we ain’t gonna talk abt the guy and Hinata. ☠️
Ikr😅✌️
Like a wise man ones said “turn a blind eye “
I AM CRYING HAHAA
Lmfao
Bsbsbwbbsbsnw
Poor kita, he didn't deserve that
Hes yelled at me for to long it was my revenge
And when Suna said he had Osamu’s ass as his Home Screen was the most traumatising thing I’ve seen today
@@osamumiya654 YOU DESERVE IT! EVEN ATSUMU ISNT THAT SHAMELESS ISTG!!
we STAN atsumu in this house, we can simp for the perfection that is Sataro Gojo togeyher HSMFKSMCKAMCKSNGKSK
✨barry the bee✨
#SataroGojoSupremacy✊🤚
@Kyo Gojo “ comes closer to gojo “ I will not rip your eyes out and eat them as midnight snacks😄
The reason I didn't like this is because it had 269 likes and I can't ruin that can I??
I saw Gojo so I’m here
Atsumu living that life 😩🖐🖐
Exactly 🤠
Fr
Yes
like “ doNt bE shY shAre”
You all prolly dont give a shit but does someone know a tool to log back into an Instagram account?
I was stupid lost the account password. I appreciate any tips you can offer me
not kageyama calling ennoshita a random person bye
LMAO KWWKKWWJ I HAD THE SAME REACTION LIKE WHAT???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Excuse me while I go try to find the lungs I just lost 🚶
SAME OMFG I- 😫✋
I sneezed reading this!😂😂😂😂 *dies*
Same though
@Val Gacha Nope I couldn't even find mine
@@StrangerDanger-td8mg dad...oh shit mo. Got a knife💀🔪
Ushijima named his cow PhatAssBokuto. I stan.
I FEEL LIKE TENDOU WOULD HAVE PUT THE IDEA IN HIS HEAD BUT OMFG I'M STILL WHEEZING
100th like
Same ✌😗
YAKU PLEASE DO NOT EXPOSE UR BOYFRIEND ON TWITTER.
sorry for spamming in the comment section i am sleep deprived and not in the right mental state 😀
No no it’s fine! I love reading comments! Make sure to get lots of sleep please but I also am sleep deprived 🤠
@@gusgusss2698 ofc ofc you too tho!
🤷♂️
No bc same😭🙏
You don’t understand how shocked I was to hear blackpink when I was watching this vid-
And the Jungkook meme-
Okay but Atsumu has ✨TASTE✨ bc Sataro Gojo is fine af and his eyes are just beautiful and he is just 😫🥵💖😻 like step on me pls 😳🧎♀️💃
FAXXXXX SISSSSS GO OFFFF 😏👅🥴👅😫😍🥵
I wanna eat Gojo’s foreskin fry them up in a pan until their burnt and crunchy, choking and gagging on it for breakfast 🤪 His leaking red tip as lunch 😚 His deep fried balls as dinner 🥰💜
@@gusgusss2698 you need to go to church asap
Where is Asahi when you need him? 😔
@@gusgusss2698 you do that 🥰🥴🤪
“Well hello to you too Yamaguchi” IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂 NO IM LEVITATING 🤣🤣🤣
Wakatoshi not having a pfp is so canon
Not Osamu riding Suna while Kita is still in the room- ✋😭
7:58
Sounds like sum chrollo would say to kurapika 💀
when i tell you i wheezed-
Bro 💀
Vaild
I just want now Osamu and Suna walking in on arankita and getting a taste of their own medicine.
Same
Bruh idk why Kita was complaining, he got a free show
Ushwaka without a pfp us sending me😭🤚
5:00 TENDOU MURDERED MEEEEEEE PLZ HELP I HAVENT LAUGHT LIKE THIS IN FOREVEEEEEEER AAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I FUCKING LAUGHED LIKE KUROO BUT HARDER 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Took the cow out for photothensesis- I’m wheezing-
Photothensesis-
"Well hello to you too Yamaguchi 🙂"
It was so weird but funny at the same time. It got me dying! 😂👌
8:17 HANAMAKI WITH THE “ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GhUrLlL” 😂😂😂IM ACTUALLY WHEEZING
Am we talk about how Ushijima named his cow “PhatAssBokuto” ?!?!?
No, we just accept
3:12 Ushijima I don't think he needed a lecture xD-
Ok so. Kenma telling that store story got me turning into a tomato. I actually wanna see it animated. It’d be so hot. omfg
LMAO OFCOUSRE USHIJIMA DOESN’T HAVE A PFP BAHSHSHSHAHA
I COMPLETELY FUCKING LOST IT AT THE END OF KENMAS STORY WHEN KAGS JUST GOES "WHAT"
8:00 I was so surprised by the picture that I felt two heartbeats
i’m crying
SUNA REALLY SAID “I’m Ging” LMAO IM LEGIT DYING-
NOW YOU SEE ATSUMU HAS TASTE HE👏HAS👏FUCKING👏TASTE👏✨ WE STAN ATSUMU IN THIS HOUSEHOLD ALSJBVSJAJWHAUI
12:10 *yes yes you are. GO GET THAT D BABY TSUMU!!!!*
why can't I have a cousin like komori so we can have convos like this 😭💀
all my cousins are like 8 🧎🏌️
All my cousins are those popular kids that act like they know stuff but don’t actually know stuff. Iykwim
Poor Kageyama wishing he was that dude
OMG- BYE✋🏻
5:19
Asahi rn: *casually buys a whole church and 5 bottles of holy water.*
Ok but no one gonna talk about how bad we feel for Kita like Holy Asahi please exercise the demons out of Suna and Osamu I feel so bad him just fucking pretending to sleep while they- I- yu know what I’m not gonna continue that sentence but like I- I’m wheezing right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The "what are you doing step bro" MADE ME SNORT AND MY BOYFRIEND LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "Do I need to call 911?" AND I JUST KEPT LAUGHING AND HE DIDN'T REALIZE I WASN'T IN PAIN OR ANYTHING AND HE LOOKED SO GENUINELY WORRIED OMG-
THE LOVESICK GIRLS PART EYE-
2:17 That hurt 💔
Gon don't think about him, you don't need him in your life he chose to walk away
4:21 no the feeling, no the memories, *laughs* I know how that feels kita, is just the worst, bet u cried, anyways who wanna go look up sum sakuastu fanfic :) they are my otp U3U
10:55 the convo noya and tanaka had I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
When sweet home Alabama started playing I stfg I started cackling 😂😂
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
why are there not more people talking about the kita part at the movie ;-;
i forgot light mode was an option , oh lord but it was so worth watching this 😫
Dont you love how Gojo Satoru is just chilling in the thumbnail
🎉🧚🏼✨🥰That intro tho 🥰🎉✨🧚🏼
8:02 *Kurta Clan type vibes 😩🤚🏼*
Atsumu has taste 🤩
STOP IM CACKLING-
HAHAHAHHAHA RIP KITA AJHSKSND OMFG BUT OSASUNA BE WILDIN
Kageyama's "WHAT!?" Made my day
1:57 ✋😂
I was watching this at 2:04am and was very sleepy until I saw Gojo replying to Atsumu's tweet. That really woke me up damn, strongest jujustsu indeed 😍
@Gojo Satoru My heart 🥰
KITA OMG HGSVWUABAJAB HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HIS face landed on his WHAT??
Suna was really like I’m now ging and I shall be gon
Ur so underatted 😩😩💜💞💞
Ugh to be Atsumu cus GOJO is just so fine like it should be illegal to be that fine😍
when can you do part 2 this shit way to good 👺
it was a bad idea to watch this during class i was laughing my ass off during this
enno:” don’t give up there’s always hope❤️ “
junko enoshima: “ OMG A NEW SCHOOL TO ATTACK I SHALL BRING DESPAIR UPON THEM~ AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *cOuGh* *cOuGh* “
Ummm excuse me why r u so underrated!?!? Ummm no. No this is too good to be this underrated
i love yamaguchi 🥺🥺
lmao sweet home alabama
ITS THE CONFEDERATE FLAG FOR ME
THAT INTRO THO 💯💯
I was not prepared for the amount crack these guys had taken...for me to talk about my feelings towards all those threads would create a book longer than the Bible
so we're gonna ignore "PhatAssBokuto" okay
MY BRAIN AT THIS TIME- 5:34-5:42 PLEASE
KAGS WHAT MADE ME SCREAM KSJFGSDG
Yeah kiyoko may look like sparkling melted ice in the winter while the sun is out bcz she’s gorgeous but I have a feeling she’d listen to like kind of metal or rock music along with kpop
PLEASEEE I COULD'NT BREATHH I LITRALLY CHOKED ON MY OWN GODDAMN SPIT
Why did I get the urge to throw my phone whilst Ushijima just... Kept going...?
Idk but i always imagine yaku and suna as tops. This was very funny❤❤❤
5:57
I was with my parent at the mall i try not to laugh but i dont see this one coming and i burst to laughter and everyone looking at me
9:48, Makoto? Nagito? Izura?
Idk about you guys but I keep watching the intro
the first thread- i have a feeling that kenma pulled out the trusted video game and took a runner 🎮🏃♂️💨
I'm so glad I found this video! Every other videos like this has slander towards some other characters and it's not funny anymore when that happens, I'm just glad that there's none here. You just earned yourself a new subscriber
PLS USHY GUSHY HAVING THE DEFAULT PROFILE PICTURE TOOK ME OUT 💀
Atsumu you living the life
Akaashis eyes are beautiful and drop dead gorgeous
Atsumu is such a simp 💕 anyways I'm enjoying these kinds of videos! I really love it! Pls make more!
Also I hope everyone is having a great time!
Hayikuu and crack
Hey nastus mom dose that make them crackheads?
shirabu being smooth asf damn, why all the shiratorizawa guys gotta be so mmph goddamn perfect
Why’d I look at the thumbnail and saw Yamaguchi pointing a gun and Tsukishima
I had to look again😭🤚
*wheeze screaming under blanket as to not be heard by parents*
Watching these at 5AM is great
Better be cautious of Atsumu coming for my eyeballs-
😂😂 aw gojo just come to our world
2:42 Ushi really could be like *im a fanfic writer* and i would almost believe him 😩😩😩
am I the only one that saw at 2:00 it had 999 retweets...
A lot of people can relate 💀
3:07
Me: Now I want biscuits...
My friend: don’t get biscuits
Me: I’m getting biscuits
I GOT MY BUSICUIT 🥳
Ok but...
IWAOI WAS SOOOO CUTE🤧😩❤️
2:57 ayo ushy gushy could low key write a poem 😳
Bro are me not gonna talk about lev talking about sex w/yaku or?-
I- I can’t comment anything funnier than the video itself so I’m just gonna 😳
PhatAssBokuto
PLSS WHO DOESNT LOVE GOJO HE MAKES ME SCREAM TO MARS
Ushijima converses like my English essays and I hate it.
PLZZZZZZ USHIJIMA IS ACCURATE AS HELLLL 😭💀
i cant.
the worse thing is seeing someone ride another someone beside you.
No one gonna talk about Gojo popping out of nowhere?!
Nobody gonna mind the um-kita suna and osamu horror movie thing-
Wow the way you are underrated