It's not jokes.. it's real story of him. Once zalatan dropped a coin from 3floor , he went down to pick it. Few seconds later the coin fell on the ground. = True story
I attended a PSG vs Chelsea game when he still played for PSG and I made a sign that said “Do you dare to Zlatan”. Anyways, Zlatan scored a goal and I held up my sign hoping he would see it since I was very close to the field, and a few seconds later, he looked directly at me and my sign and gave me a big cheesy smile. That was one of the highlights of my life and I’ll never forget it!
His a one in a million, the great Zlatan. I hated this dude growing up because he was such a prick. But he's the kind of character any sport can benefit from. Backs his mouth up, by scoring some of the most breathtaking goals you'll ever see. Cheers Ibrah!!!!
*ZLATAN FACTS* When Zlatan crosses the street, cars look both ways. Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'. Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning. Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories. Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right. Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does. Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers. Zlatan went to school so he could be studied. Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan. Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook . Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird. There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives. Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting.
@TORPEDO He slapped him because football players are pussies and the jerk is too accustomed to being a bully without consequences. In baseball the entire opposing team would have broken this jerk's ugly face at the first offense.
One thing I admire most from is that, he plays the sport with power. He knows football is not a sissy sport. Aggression and clam at the same time. Legend.
Ibra is literally 1 of a kind.... nobody else can do the stuff he does and when he leaves football for good there wil be a very very long time before another player like him appears
When zlatan's phone rings in the cinema
They pause the movie
Underrated af lmao
🤣
VERY good one😂😂😂😂
RIGHT
Awesome
When zlatan makes am account, the terms and conditions agree with him.
Lol
@@felicianosamuel2718 No one cares
@@Anonymous-yy2dm straight FACTSSSSS.
😂😂😂😂
Liked. Not for your comment, but for your username.
The Zlatan jokes are just sublime. Thanks everyone 😂
yes lol
Zlatan can see John Cena
Don't thank us, thank Zlatan
It's not jokes.. it's real story of him.
Once zalatan dropped a coin from 3floor , he went down to pick it. Few seconds later the coin fell on the ground.
= True story
They’re not jokes, they’re just pure facts
Zlatan is the only person who can sit in a corner of a round room
HITLER THATS ILLEGAL
Oh man , what a comment
The best one
@@adamyashukla when zlatan sees onion
The onion cries
The new one
Zlatan has a guard dog. If a thief tries to enter his house, the dog must protect the thief
LMAO🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooo
🤣
XD
No dog, can protect you from zlatan.
The comment section is always on fire when it's about Zlatan
Fr😂
One of a kind, no one like him...☝😑 🔥⚽🔥
One Zlatan took a break between a game now we call it Half-Time
😂😂😂
😀
Zlatan takes no breaks, he simply paused scoring
Lol😂😂😂
@@dimar4150 *goals stopped scoring him
Once , Zlatan stood in front of a mirror . The mirror showed a blank image because there can be only one Zlatan .
Srivatsan P B good one
Hahahahahahahahahah...he is freakin man
Srivatsan P B wrong its
Wen i look in the mirror i dont see anything
Because tere is only one zlatan
Hahahahha lol
and in the mirror he saw a condom
Zlatan wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
Underrated man 😂
When zalatan looks at night sky, the stars makes a wish to him@@sumitdhara2259
😅😅
When Neil Armstrong put his foot on moon, Zlatan was already taking pushups there.
Hahaha...bro🤣
Savage bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
😁😁😄
Propre
When Zlatan goes walking with his dog, his dog says to people ‘he doesnt bite’
The most underrated comment....😂😂😂
Underrated comment my guy
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WELL DONE SIR
HHa
When Zlatan gives an interview,he asks the questions to the reporters
That one he litterally does.
cringe
When ever I'm bored and miserable I just come back to check the zlatan comment section and it makes me happy 😂😂
🤣🤣
Me too
me too bro
yep. me too
same all videos is zlatan makes you happy
I attended a PSG vs Chelsea game when he still played for PSG and I made a sign that said “Do you dare to Zlatan”. Anyways, Zlatan scored a goal and I held up my sign hoping he would see it since I was very close to the field, and a few seconds later, he looked directly at me and my sign and gave me a big cheesy smile. That was one of the highlights of my life and I’ll never forget it!
perhaps you could look for a recording of the match. you might be able to see that again. have you ever tried?
I forget it as long as i finished reading it
Amazing
@@naveedmagsi2417 I hope your therapy is going well.
When Zlatan Jump
The Earth Push Itself Towards Zlatan
??
@@touchguapreign lol someone's not too bright
Earth accelerating towards a person in free fall is technically correct in relativity. Sorry ? Second degree ? I don't understand.
When Zlatan takes a selfie. The camera is smiling for him.
Goog ebening
Unai Emery
Good ebining ❤️
Good ebening
Unai Emery camera is scared of him
No, the selfie takes zlatan
When Zlatan left home at the age of 10, he turned to his dad and said " You are the man of the house now"!
Copy cat
@@prateekgupta2408 after all he has saringan
Solid.
Age of 10 😂
The life teaches us lessons but Zlatan teaches lessons to the life. Time gains experiences from him.
When zlatan comes to your house, you ask him for the wi-fi password
😂😂😂
@Kevin Wood Dhar boo
Wow manhh😆
When Zlatan gets a Red Card , the refree has to leave the field
Made my day
xD
Lmao
Underrated
It actually happened in a match that the ref was calling Zlatan (who stood still in one spot), while the ref was slowly getting closer to Zlatan xD
When Zlatan takes a push up, he's pushing the earth down.
Zlatan won't retire
Retire will zlatan
tf??
Laughing way too hard at this 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahha
@@verycutenoob r/woosh
@@omolaraogunfowokan2570 I get that it's a joke but it's so shitty so I'm like wtf
“Zlatan is not lucky to score goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan”
Wtf
true
🤭😂
hahahaha
@@mehdinfk2519 2x wry
When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 miss calls from zlatan
When Zlatan comes to your country, you are the foreign
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is the best one
He is from my country
I guess I'm a foriegn from my own country then
😜😜😜
Zlatan once lied to someone and that one day is now known as April fool's day.
This was epic😂
😂😂
If Zlatan coming to your home, your the guest
One day Zlatan came late for practice
The coach scolded all other players to come early....
Lmaooo
Late...
no practice came late for zlatan
😁😊😁
For coming*
Zlatan missed a goal but in reality the net just moved because it was scared
True story. You tell me you would want to handle that punishment
yeeees ,, nice content
The net doesn't move idiot
@@scarface3445 🖕🖕🖕
@@scarface3445 R/ WOOOSH
His a one in a million, the great Zlatan. I hated this dude growing up because he was such a prick. But he's the kind of character any sport can benefit from. Backs his mouth up, by scoring some of the most breathtaking goals you'll ever see. Cheers Ibrah!!!!
One in a million? What a joke
Ronaldo: i was sent by the football gods
Ibra: i don't remember sending anyone
Mo H you made my day
Zlatan is not god
God is zlatan.
@@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 yes,he is more than god
BOOM
Messi was sent by Zlatan in barca, before, he wanted to put Messi in Real Madrid
Legend says on John Wick's birthday Zlatan gifted him a 'Pencil'..!!
VEENU HARNI 😂😂😂😂😂you legend!!!
Genius
He actually gifted him Zlatan
In an exam where students were asked to solve any 5 out of 6 questions, Zlatan solved all 6 and wrote in the end, "check any 5".
Best one
I did it in the real life😂😂😂😂
Comments are more entertaining than the video
just yes
Pawel 26 the music kills it for me tbh
Haha true😂
Kinda true
Fax
Zaltan doesn't go to reffere but reffere comes to Zaltan.
Yes
*zlatan
That’s not how you spell Zlatan
true fact btw!
xSkulzz Gaming ZLATAN spell it right
When Zlatan chops onions the onions cry
When Zlatan smokes, it's injurious to the cigarette!
Loooool ahhahahaha
Underrated
if zlatan is so great then why is he not coming in my room and not smashing my head on the keyboardkshdjsbskaabsnajxbs
Lol so fucking funny
Lol
The best one
Zlatan is everywhere
Come on man Zlatan would never be able to smash your head against your keyboard
He suckskdjfhbf jjdjhrehrfbfjdksioufhfh
When Zlatan sees a shooting star, it is the shooting star that makes a wish.
Zlatan : A true LEGEND in the history of football.
Legend: A true zlatan in history
*ZLATAN FACTS*
When Zlatan crosses the street, cars look both ways.
Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel
You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'.
Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories.
Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right.
Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers.
Zlatan went to school so he could be studied.
Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan.
Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook .
Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.
There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives.
Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting.
Messi was bitten by Zlatan
Too underrated
8-0 Watford lol
Ghost 🤣
I was looking for that kind of comments😂
When Zlatan done eating in restaurant, chef & waiters pays the bill
2:20 he started celebrating before scoring
my man can see future
Just after scoring btw 😁
Zlatan once peed on some stones, now these stones are known as the Infinity Stones
Zlatan once had a off day on 29th Feb..Hence it comes once in 4 years..
Once Zlatan ran so fast round the stadium that he touched his own back.
🤣i just remembered the old snake game
@@arunsethumadhavan614 hahha
When zlatan sits on the couch
The TV watches him
Thank u Zlatan Ibrahimović! You are Legend of Mentality and good forwarder ever the world has seen.
When zlatan drives , police show him license
🤣
😂🐦😂🐱😂😂
My fucking man! Whoa great 👏
😆😆😆
LMAO I was upset few minutes later 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*shortly after the birth*
Nurse: What is the name of the Baby?
Parents: ZLATAN !
Nurse: Nice, who chose it.
Parents: ZLATAN !!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 best one yet
Pretty relatable 😂
ZLATAN THINKS THAT HIS NAME SHOULD BE ZLATAN
The best comment ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro I am not football fan please can you tell me why you make all these jokes in zlatan please beacuse I can’t understand please tell me
That slap from behind 😂
and then he acts hurt too like he he just hit his little bro too hard on accident zlatan is too funny😭😂😂
@TORPEDO He slapped him because football players are pussies and the jerk is too accustomed to being a bully without consequences. In baseball the entire opposing team would have broken this jerk's ugly face at the first offense.
It was deserved because the guy keep stepping on his foot. The guy should have received a card too, yellow card.
ZLATAN can kill a fish by drowning it in water..
And later on store get closed because asking for money from zlatan
Bhai bhai bhai bhai....
Lol😂😂🤣😂
Kuch bhi 😂😂😂
U copied my punch line
Zaltan knows Victoria’s Secrets 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Nice
😂😂
😝😝
🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Zlatan was born, he hit the doctor and made him cry.
1:29 refree calling Zlatan towards him but later he himself goes to Zlatan😂😂😂😂😂
Zlatan doesnt go to referees,referees go to zlatan
Helfself?... Interesting 🤔
*himself
International Rajesh daii
zlatan 🤣🤣🤣
Zlatan once went to a store but forgot his wallet, the other customers were banned for bringing theirs.
haha
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh
Wow manhhh😂
😁😁
When Zlatans mom gave birth to him she asked the doctor: is it a boy or a girl?
The doctor answered: it’s a man.
when Zlatan combs his hair, the brush gets smoother
🐱🐦😂😂
When Zlatan drives, he says Google Maps the direction...
Someday Zlatan was playing with a round object. That is what we call now football
Zlatan is not savage, savage is zlatan.
Zlatan," Was born old and will die young"
Lol
The Curious Case of Zlatan Ibrahimovic🤣
Once time and Zlatan got in a race, time is still running
"When I stepped foot on moon, Zlatan was already dancing there." - Neil Armstrong.
Who clicked the video just to see the comments?😂
I did omg
Same here lol
Not me I clicked the video to see Zlatan
Me 🤣
Me
When Zlatan smokes the whole town is clouded 💥
2:35 just pure gold and savagery.
Referee : Come here! Come here!
Ibrahimovic : No, you come here!!
Referee : okay forgive me lord ibra
😂😂😂😂
I burst into laughter at 3:20, the guy slides in front of him and he "helps" him keep his momentum by pushing him forward, absolute epic
One thing I admire most from is that, he plays the sport with power. He knows football is not a sissy sport. Aggression and clam at the same time. Legend.
Love or hate him there is only one Zlatan
*love him or hate him zlatan is zlatan*
Always a legendary player, football retired from Zlatan 💔
When Zlatan writes a poem; the poem sings itself for Zlatan
Zlatan does not miss a call
You called him at the wrong time
Yeah but still missed a kol
Was the 69th like
Zlatan doesn’t play the ball,the ball comes to Zlatan's grace ✌️
Zlatan doesn't fear death, death fears Zlatan
good one
1:25
Zlatan doesn't go to the ref
The ref goes to Zlatan
Nice👌
When Zlatan gets injured every other players and referees leave the pitch so that he can stay there and recover
On 1:43 Zlatan did not throw ball at face, face ran into ball
Haha
Zlatan could kill two stones with one bird
How can we kill stones?? Its a non living substance
Imam Maahi It’s zlatan
Imam Maahi r/wooosh
Imam Maahi r/woooosh
@surge ,dont steal others comment
What we precieve as night is just zlatan closing his eyes😂
When zlatan comes to your house you will be the guest.
Zlatan don't have savage moments....
Rather savage have Zlatan moments!!
3:13 Guys we can't neglect his acting skills.
Ibra is literally 1 of a kind.... nobody else can do the stuff he does and when he leaves football for good there wil be a very very long time before another player like him appears
If I just have 1% of that confidence, I swear I would literally touch sky!
All Hail Ibra!
Fag
Cringe
Lame asf
Once upon a time zlatan took 2 days holiday and it was named as Saturday Sunday 🔥
3:41 this NEVER gets old
When Zlatan sits in a flight! The pilot lets him take over.
Najbolji,najinteresantniji,najduhovitiji.Takvog više nema.
You know you've made it when people make Chuck Norris jokes about you
1:32 Ref. Calls him: " come here"
Zlatan: me?
Ref: Let me come there.😂
When Zlatan is on a movie set, he tells the director to act.
When Zlatan comes to your house, he gives you the wifi password
when zlatan comes to your house, you are the guess
when zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
That was hell of a comment😁
4:45 my mom when i ask for anything
Zlatan once gave Physics lesson to a Guy
The guy later went on to become Albert Einstein
One day when I was small, I started a fight with a boy, my mother was worried about the boy not me
"Zlatan Ibrahimovic"
When zlatan eats he’s not the one chewing, the food does it for him
Zlatan never breathes air, air breathes for him.
Zlatan is the most badass person on the planet