Just like my mom she says. "I hAve No mOneY" Next day we go shopping and it cost 302 dollers. she pays that much and she says she has no money. 1 like = 5 cookies reply = 10 cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
4:33 Thanks Albert. You saying that means a lot to me because it's a stressful world for me and I don't have a lot of friends. I'm nervous to go back to school and I'm glad I found you channel because your vids make me happy when I'm sad and me watching this vid rn makes me confident. Thank you for making these funny and amazing videos, I hope you keep making awesome vids.
Flamingo realizing there are rebirths- him spending more than 50,000 to get the same place i did in the same amount of time when I didnt spend money lol
Ok, this comment used to be “you all are poor, i got 10k off developing games” but people took this joke seriously. The truth is that my family isnt rich. For my whole life, i earned everything myself. I can thank my parents for my early years but now, I do youtube as a career until I have enough money for college. I’m indeed smart myself by grinding and grinding. I really wanted to be a smarter kid for my future, so thats what happened. Now that everyone knows my side of the story, can you guys not call me a failed abortion and tell me to die? I suffer more than most of you already.
Albert just buying a house worth's of cash for a simulator game Me having to ask me mom twice a year to get roux and only a 50% chance it will work. Play the slide show
@@ajplayzzz4416 He was on a rush. The gui was the same as “Are you sure you want to buy this?” So he though it was the same message. Id like to see you spending over 400-500 dollars into some random simulator and losing it all because the game could not give you chance of returning back
@MariaDreamed 这很酷 :3 No, pretty sure cause Albert have done raiding videos with his fans. *Raiding servers* So i agree with this group, it's not raiding Albert (I'm pretty sure ;w;)
Albert: STAR WARZZZZ STARRrR WaRRZZ!!- wait! Hamster simulator? Can we kill them?!?! -I pull out a rocket launcher- Me: Lets try killing the universe instead of hamsters
You know... I never thought he would get past 10M subscribers but he did! 😁I had watched his sub count for a month and it just stayed at 10M. So props to albert for making it past 10M subscribers!😊👏🎉✨
Albert: This is one of those games where you click a lot. Also Albert: Can I just buy an auto-clicker that clicks for me so I can just leave for the night?
I WANT A REMATCH
XD.
YES ABSOLUTELY
LOL xD
no
XD
Albert:**spends money**
Game: *its rewind time!*
Albert: *ill freaking do it again*
SWORE!!!!
@@zahinepic367 oH nO dON't tElL mOM
Yes And No swear word
Frick frook dang darn
owowhatsthis? Don’t swear
Albert: *_rObLoX sAbEr SiMuLaToR_*
Also Albert: I didn't watch star wars
Even someone who hasn't watched star wars would know what a light saber is
@@jonathanreed7297 yez
@@jonathanreed7297 Why u do dis?
*Sabre
@@jonathanreed7297 NOOB
Albert:it does not have a warning
Game: WARNING, unlocking a new class resets all other game progress are you sure?
LOL
Man said they should say are you sure are you sure
russo: ive spent do much robux
albert: watch me spend more
Albert: *Hold my spit*
Yes
True lel.
Albert:hold my felpie.
@@beefandcheddar693 Felipe*
T>T
Albert: **Oh no! I wasted all mah money!**
Albert in next video: **Hey I have 100000 **-ROBUX-****
@@kittenzart woosh..?
True XD
@@kittenzart idiot
@@kittenzart bruh
Just like my mom she says. "I hAve No mOneY" Next day we go shopping and it cost 302 dollers. she pays that much and she says she has no money. 1 like = 5 cookies reply = 10 cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
Albert: *spends over 90,000*
Saber Simulator: **deletes**
Albert: *wanna watch me do it again?*
*ill fuckin do it again*
And I'll then do it again after that
@@mauphster *CURSE WORD*
@@user-kc9fu4xj5h ommmggggg aaHHhHH
your name is my reaction :0
@@mauphster _YOU JUST CUSERD AHHHHHH_
The dude who said “u a fake” to Albert seeing this video: 👁👄👁
3 days ago
5 days ago
6 days ago
a week ago
2 months ago
*Month 10 of waiting for earthworm sally full theme*
SAME WHERE IS IT
Nathan Collins no u
Yes I naven collen
I even dressed like sally in roblox
SamuelDoes Lol me too! : (
Albert: **Spends money**
Everyone: _Now this is avenger’s level threat_
Meme sauce
Nash Martin sotp
Nash Martin
what
Joe Howard *_No U_*
100th like
albert: *naturally spends 90,000 roux on game passes and stuff*
me: *can't even buy one gamepass*
ツPsycho_Scarlett me: *DONT EVEN HAVE 1 ROUX*
i have *ROUX* 0 *MUCH* *BIG* *LFET*
ツPsycho_Scarlett woah epic picture
Me: I don't even have 1 robux
I have 0 ROUX👌
Albert: "I'm never making a single simulator video again."
Alberts bank account after he makes 100 more simulator videos: "You sure pal?"
pay “pal”
Albert: gOd I HaTe ThIs
*Keeps playing and waisting ROBUX*
Wasting*
*ROUX**
wasting*
Did you mean *ROUX*?
Roux*
Flamingo: im not homeless stop throwing money at me
Albertsstuff:I'm not a stripper stop
YOU NEED MORE LIKES!
crumbyz he is a family friendly channel
He used to not be family friendly in alberstuff
Nooo
crumbyz that’s on the rap battle videos
Albert: **gets coins**
Coins: *hErE! tAkE mY mOnEy, WAIT- AHHHH DONT TAKE ME!*
Wow you capitalize every other letter your so quirky
@@pubby4155 woah is that real jschalt from jschalt coin : 0
R/youngpeopleyouTube
Rusty “quirky”
Love how you are mad at her and dont dislike the comment and allow it to have 3 likes
I don’t think Albert thought of the word “rebirth” before, 😂
I'm pretty sure you play simulators all day
Like every time he says he got scammed I want to die
@@Kaiser_Wilhelm_ll pretty much
;p
@@NatWasTakenAgain why cause he knows what a rebirth is? LOL
Albert: I'm not like those people who upload daily
Me: hmmmm
In the what's flamingo video he says it has daily video
He uploads about 2 per 2 days pretty much
@@yah4236 go to his channel do the maths for his recent videos and the you'll see btw I commented this as a joke
*HM*
4:19 This is what happens when you didn’t go to school.
Barneylovestheharp. lmao
School ugly
???
Ella Land yeah
This is what happens when you *don't** go to school. Get n00b, school skipper.
Albert: *tries to kill someone but dies*
Albert: haha
(1:23)
c0w_BOi LALalam
@@hip3hop9fiend wut
O.o
Big boy I’m a big boy I’m a bi- HA
Big
4:33
Thanks Albert. You saying that means a lot to me because it's a stressful world for me and I don't have a lot of friends. I'm nervous to go back to school and I'm glad I found you channel because your vids make me happy when I'm sad and me watching this vid rn makes me confident. Thank you for making these funny and amazing videos, I hope you keep making awesome vids.
no
Do you have robux?
well at least you have a friend :/
@@michellesbader1 At least he/she/them deserves one.
@@Az-ld1ht You shall perish for your cruel verbal words.
Oof I came early
How did that happen......?
Like the fact that no one else responded to the notification
Eva The shiny eevee hey
You clicked the notification when it was sent, that's how it happened, why are you asking us?
I support you I am not mean
*Legends have it.. Albert is still paying Saber simulator 40k a minute.*
🐻
🐻
🐻
Ima try find the temple with the scroll awnser now
ProGamer it says paying
Flamingo:stop throwing money at me I'm not homeless!!!
Me:throw money at me please
Edit:holy 81 likes I've never got that many
@@nicolemiller6509 :O FINALLY FREE ROUX? ROUX YESSSSS!!! GET NOOB
@@nicolemiller6509 give me roux
*_fLaMiNgO_* *_fLaMiNgO_* *_fLaMiNgO_* *_fLaMiNgO_*
Why in my comment?
@@nicolemiller6509 :O yEs fReE rObUx
Albert: is saying I am so upset when it resets his progress
Also Albert: is laughing and chuckling while saying those words
Don’t worry Albert, we’ll keep buying your shirts to make up that money.
I wont
@@aguy3037 get noob
a guy get noob
a guy get noob
a guy can't buy the shirt because he don't have robux
Albert: I’m not homeless stop throwing money at me
Also albert: *loses more than 50 thousand robux*
Lol now hes homeless
Picklepower 4 lyfe
96gv86c6f8cdofycyo IDIOT
*looses*
The robux: *OVER THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS*
Tofuu: AHH OMG I SPENDED SO MUCH MONEY ON THIS GAME-
Albert: **spends 90K on a game he will never play**
Tofuu: You have defeated me...
where russo
Now we will name Albert homeless
Who tf is tofu? Lmao
Lazerbeam: spend 1M robux on mulitple games
Albert: You have defeated me....
@@gigglestheclown3165 he’s rich roblox player who spends money on simulators
flamingo: *realizing that the soldier class reset his progress*
me: bruh
Albert: “I’m not homeless stop throwing MONEY AT ME”
Me: *laughing to death*
rip
Your lying Vurxq_
Jolo Talens how am I lying?
Vurxq _ he means you’re lying cause you didnt laugh to death
You smell like your mom and she smells like you and you smell like diarrhea
*Its About Time We Should See Albert Naruto Run*
@@oliviabryant1144 ah shit here we go again
@@oliviabryant1144 ah shit, here we go again.
Peppermint POP! Ye
@Rat :(
Hope animations poopoo head
Albert: "I will never do another video on a simulator."
Me: *Lies, it's all lies*
PJ Trigg “Liar!”
13:30
13:30 LIAR ALL LIES smh man be real albert
I think it's great that it took less than 15 seconds for Albert to make a dark joke
Flamingo: “90,000 thousand robux is not a lot”
Me: “I can’t”
I thought the same thing! I was like WHAT?!
@q_xiaaq yeah
@@theimpeccablelegcramp probably, I think they are 10,000.
@@paytonnderson lol theyre millions
I dont even had robux in my hole lige
Imagine having more than just 1 roux, wow can’t relate
I have 8 roux
Jorji Costava lmao I have 1 roux because I wasted all my roux
I have 0 roux
I have 9 roux..get on my level noob.
@@sh0tgunsh1pping ):
Albert: gives money
Game: Resets everything
Albert: I have an addiction now shut up and take my money
Shut the hell up duh
That actually not albert
Take my money
He really needs to play more simulators before spending 30,000 R$
I like how Albert just finds an excuse to get mad at something
hedoes that just like my mother.
@Francis Taylor -.-
It’s true...
Not that I make comments to get likes, but it’s true that Albert makes an excuses on something
Karen alert 🚨
No one:
Not a single soul:
Albert: MORE MORE MORE!
not funny :)
no one:
Not a single soul:
Albert: yes.
@@DownA02 Didn't laugh
kakashi hatake ok we don’t care about your opinion :)
Old joke
Albert: i'm not homeless stop throwing money at me!
Me: starts throwing Coins at face
LMAO
Flamingo realizing there are rebirths- him spending more than 50,000 to get the same place i did in the same amount of time when I didnt spend money lol
My friend was playing game and dumb me thought it said sober simulator
@@jessicarogers6698 That sounds absolutely fantastic, Jessica! Sadly, it's all fake.
LOL
jessica idiot, THOMAS HAS NEVER SEEN SUCH BULLSHIT BEFORE
*Jessica* *Rogers* I wish that was real, but it’s all *FAAAAKE*
yeah I'm on 3 months I hope I don't relapse
Me: I have a thousand robux
Albert: ‘spends 30,000’
Me: ;-;
Lol thx this was the most likes I ever gotten 🤗
me: has 0 ROBUX;-;
Me: has 2,000 Robux
;-;
I thought he spent 90,000
Ok, this comment used to be “you all are poor, i got 10k off developing games” but people took this joke seriously. The truth is that my family isnt rich. For my whole life, i earned everything myself. I can thank my parents for my early years but now, I do youtube as a career until I have enough money for college. I’m indeed smart myself by grinding and grinding. I really wanted to be a smarter kid for my future, so thats what happened. Now that everyone knows my side of the story, can you guys not call me a failed abortion and tell me to die? I suffer more than most of you already.
Stupid Girl your name shows a lot about your personality
Albert: **Wastes 30,000 robux money on stupid simulator**
Me: **Thinks I wasted 5 robux on a shirt**
😢
Albert not caring about a kid calling him fake:
The kid who watches this video 4 years later crying in disbelieve: "NOHO, NOOOOO-"
"Flamingo getting addicted to saber simulator"
Saber simulator: imma ruin this whole mans youtube career
Albert: spend a 100$
Subscribers: Wow he is rich💸
Ok sorry he spent 900$
O
Happy Darian He spent more then $100. He spent almost about $700 on that game.
DUH
:o
@@ruben2507rr He spend around 100,000 robux thats like 8000 €
Albert just buying a house worth's of cash for a simulator game
Me having to ask me mom twice a year to get roux and only a 50% chance it will work. Play the slide show
Why is this true?
This was the day Albert alone payed all of Roblox’s bills for the next 7 months
Me: Tries to save money for robux
Albert: Spends 600 dollars on a game where you lose everything in one click of a button.
Russo: I Spend A Lot Of Robux.
Albert: We Will See About That..
me:Albert I'll help you to beat russo
Buy hole
You can't beat russo
Tofuu: Hold my pay-to-win face
Luisgamercool: russo is noob thats why i dont liek him
Nice job Albert!! #14 on trending for gaming! Your channel is getting more and more popular! Keep up the good work.
well do i have some news for you
three words:
diamond play button
@@grazielaminkwoohoo besties
Cleetus looks so happy when he discovers that red lightsaber
“I’m not homeless, stop throwing money at me.”
-Albert 2019
but the money would give him rent money
stop saying that
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
🙄
I read it at it happenend
When you’re early and you don’t know what to say : *”...”*
UnenchantedLiz me every time
@@shanemoore5883 ok
Ur not ealy -_-
@@shanemoore5883 wow never new there was a robux scam in here XD. do not scam >:(
Shane Moore
Nah scammer
Albert: I am not homeless stop throwing money at me
Albert 2 video: give us money
Me spending 50 Robux once: Oooh..this is gonna hurt..
Albert spending over 10k Robux in 5 minutes: *MORE*
Albert: i'M nOt HoMeLeSs StOp ThRoWiNg MoNeY aT mE!!!!!!!
Hurricanes: Not yet...
Lol
Albert: Oh no!Russo has the video first!
Russo: I spent a lot of robux :(
Me: I have crippling depression.
*Sees it is trending on gaming*
**Sips tea**
Ahh.
We did it busters
Edit: *is not trending anymore*
**flamingo fans storms yt and roblox hq**
The Way He Thought It Was 6 Coins😂 I Laughed And Almost Woke Up My Mum And Its 1:02AM Rn!
I love how cleetus has a red lightsaber in the thumbnail, meaning that he is indeed a sith.
May the force be with him.
Top ten reasons the dark is stronger than the light: CLEETUS
@@spamspam63459 lel
I’m pretty sure it’s like the people on the dark side of star wars
@@wanwoodstudios1988 yes
I kinda felt bad when Albert reset everything without reading the warning sign.
Yeah i a big fat fan duttttt his falt
Same
I didnt be he was suppose to read it
@@ajplayzzz4416 He was on a rush. The gui was the same as “Are you sure you want to buy this?” So he though it was the same message. Id like to see you spending over 400-500 dollars into some random simulator and losing it all because the game could not give you chance of returning back
@@SAZTAPO tbh I think you are over thinking it
True title: Albert understands the true meaning of simulator games
True title: Albert spends almost 1,000 dollars for a simulator game and says it isn't a lot and falls for the scams the games do
Albert I was exploring my computer and I found an autoclicker
Awesome
Albert: who rlly progresses past this point
Me being zeus lvl with more strength than octillion: i would like to introduce myself
That laugh sound was so cute 11:17
Albert, play Blox Saber, it’s a really cool rhythm/music game where you use light sabers to *KILL ANIMALS*
true he should play blox saber
No just blocks, other known as the pet simulator pets
Albert that day:”spend spend your all noobs”
Future Albert: “hey guys I’m on broke now”
the new title of this video should be
BURNING ALL MY ROUX
YES
No
Jennifer Reynolds HECK NAW *h e c k*
Oof I got hacked because of this person
@@jenniferreynolds2324 go to *h e c k*
7:53 yes It does give a warning
He learned that the hard way
Does it make anyone else super happy to see Albert laugh and smile.
And eliminate his enemies with the single hit of a glowing sword?
ATTEMPT 12: I HAVE A RAIDING GROUP FOR ALBERT, AND I WILL NOT STOP UNTILL HE NOTICES
Namn? Ill Join!
NANI
Name of the Group?
@MariaDreamed 这很酷 :3 No, pretty sure cause Albert have done raiding videos with his fans.
*Raiding servers*
So i agree with this group, it's not raiding Albert (I'm pretty sure ;w;)
Cotton Missie it’s not raiding him, and the name is “A random raiding group”
Hey let's see how much money you waste on work at a pizza place
lol
Whats your guys name on roblox
hi
Hi
@@maryennis290 I dont trust strangers NOOB
This is the first video I watched of alberts for some reason. This is where it all started.
wonder how extremely stupid the dude who said “FAKE” feels after watching this vid
Dude I literally always wonder that pfft
i just have to clap that Alberts community is this hateful.
@@No-oj5sy zero
lol ikr
@@ChuruPa explanation of one of albert's hateful community
Albert : Russo Killing Innocent People? I Can't Relate Smh Man.
Also Albert : *Kills Everyone In The Server*
XD
Flamingo: This is like an old people sincronised dancing class
Me: So that's how grandma died...
how is this top comment
synchronized*
im sorry for that..
Well this got dark real fast...
@@qeem9309 nobody asked
“There goes all my money” - Albert 2019
STOIP THOIT NO MORE ALBEET 2019 comment
Albert*spends money*
Thanos*snaps*
Albert*fine let's spend more money
Laura Stewart nice sweet juicy meme
“Money can’t buy happiness”
Albert: Are you sure about that?
flamingo uploads at 12AM for me and its sad that I don't see videos as soon as they're uploaded
April uwu very sad indeed 😔
Not for me its perfect bc at midnight theres nothing to watch then BAM! ALBERT VIDEO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Haha noob
Haha cant relate
@@mommymek4396 that one monkey playlist someone said "grab the monkey by it's head and twist it until it pops off !!!"
“Please let me kill the hamsters”
This is who I approve of
A true gentleman.
Did you know that in Peru they eat guinea pigs
Nice dog
We all approve bud, we all.
0:40 ight then *turns on adblocker*
Bruh
@@stxic9023 bruh
@@onska2520 bruh
@@Zuman_ bruh
@Hello World Bruh
Albert: WHY ARE U UP AT 4 AM RUSSO?! RUSSO?!
Me: Yeah, you would never be up that late either
Albert: STAR WARZZZZ STARRrR WaRRZZ!!- wait! Hamster simulator? Can we kill them?!?!
-I pull out a rocket launcher- Me: Lets try killing the universe instead of hamsters
8:02 Albert.... There was "DEFINITELY " ABSOLUTELY NO WARNING yep your completely right
me: flamingo didnt see the warning flamingo: WERES MY STUFF
Albert your bad guy i a fan in that game my name on roblox daxsgreasy i will revege them
Why does no one spell things? (Someone please answer)
jerry gavito avenge* not revenge
Flamingo: I doesn’t give you a warning
Saber simulator:*Gives warning*
9:53 Albert: omg who would get that?
Me: Hold my beer
U deserve to use them roux, we still chill, as long as u entertain us...🙂
But be warned, we will godlike mode
Albert: This is the LAST simulator game I’ll ever make a video on.
Also Albert: *HeY gUyS lOoK iTs THICC LEGENDDDDDDS*
Albert: your all noobs compare to me now
Me: oh your NEVER gonna beat me
U
@@punchbot..667 wat?
Albert*spens to about 90,000*
Me “...i can’t*leaves room to go get some brownies*
Albert: what does the "Q" stand for?
Also Albert: *opens eyes wide like hes the smartest man in the world* Quick
He said quick
no q not Q
*TOP 10 S M A R T E S T ANIME CHARACTERS*
ITS QUINTILLION
Hey it is very hard in paranteen I hope everyone.stay safe
Albert buying all sabers, Albert: I am about to end thano's career edit: omg so many likes thanks
Who is thano
Thanos
You know... I never thought he would get past 10M subscribers but he did! 😁I had watched his sub count for a month and it just stayed at 10M. So props to albert for making it past 10M subscribers!😊👏🎉✨
Tofuu: Simulatir king is uh meee
Flamingo: Hold my felipe
Why did I think he was playing hamster simulator the whole video.... I’m so dumb 🤦🏻♀️
a e s t h e t i c m u s i c 😂
LMAO
Relatable 👀
When you don’t go to school
a e s t h e t i c m u s i c you really are stupid
Albert: Who would get to 11b just for paladin
Me: Ummm.......
Bruh
.-.
Albert: This is one of those games where you click a lot.
Also Albert: Can I just buy an auto-clicker that clicks for me so I can just leave for the night?
Me: lol he screamed so much I nearly went deaf!
Also me: wait... doesn’t he do that every video?
*shrug*
Flam: WHAT THERES NO AUTO CLICKER TO BUY
Game: *updates and hour later*
Also game: *adds a new boost to auto click*
They must have seen this video then.
Hm